Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Edit

A 30% refund.

A cruise?

A family vacation.

A ha!

A human could never defeat a monster.

A monster human legacy.

A monster vacation.

A monster.

A whole city of monsters.

A Zing only happens once in your life,

About the cabin, as we have

Actually, I think it might be her.

After all these years?

Ah, I guess the party's this way.

Ah, that was incredible.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah. Too many eyes.

Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy?

Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahoy there!

Alibooboo.

All except this little one. Coochie coochie...

All on the way to our final destination,

All right, I'm all...

All right!

All right. Okay.

All right. Thanks.

All you can eat buffet?!

Always with the quick insults.

And all monsters.

And get back to you. Goodbye!

And I know what it is.

And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction

And look at me now.

And nonstop entertainment,

And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis.

And our halves made one whole.

And said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!"

And so, I began to search for an answer.

And then I...

And then the rest of the monsters!

And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting.

And we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation.

And were brought together.

And what about Mavis?

And when I "see food..."

And you have to cherish it.

And you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole.

And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess.

And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones.

And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me.

And...

Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle.

Anyways, let's get back to dancing!

Are you a monster?

Are you feeling all right?

Are you going to suck a my blood? Blah, blah blah.

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you overworked and stressed out?

Argh, it's just like you taught me!

Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!

Argh! Dracula bad! Dracula bad!

Arguing who was more attractive,

Ask her where her parts are from.

At our hotel!

Atlantis!

Aw, what a cute family.

Aw, you made them cry, Wayne.

Aw!

Aww! That was a cute toot, honey.

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Ay! Oh!

Ay! What?

Baby!

Back in my day, people took trains.

Because basically we are all the same.

Because I Zinged.

Because I...

Before I get burned?

Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters.

Best summer vacation ever!

Beverages.

Beverages. Snacks.

Bob! Help!

Bob's a great guy.

Boy, that guy is annoying.

Boy, that stinks.

Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot.

Bring it on!

Budapest is the next stop.

Budapest.

Budapest.

But a Zing never lies.

But fear not,

But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party!

But he knew it was meant to be.

But I beg of you, tell me where we're going!

But I did! So now what?

But I was so nervous.

But I wouldn't let our family legacy die.

But I wouldn't let that stop me.

But I... I did my best.

But it's... just like a hotel... on the water.

But maybe I overreacted a teensy bit.

But not anymore!

But she also happens to be...

But thank goodness he did, 'cause look!

But then I realized how wrong I was.

But then we followed the strands of destiny

But this is a chance to make new memories,

But we make our own future.

But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you.

But we're not allowed to bring our dogs...

But what about you?

But what are you talking about?

But what if she and he...

But you want your dad to be happy, right?

But you've got the power.

But...

Can I stow that for you, sir?

Can't get to everything.

Cantina. Midnight.

Captain Ericka and I were just... discussing the hospitality industry.

Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.

Care to dance?

Check that out!

Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.

Cleopatra or Nefertiti.

Come on now, kid, it's family time.

Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising!

Come on, Johnny. Date night.

Come on, Papa Drac!

Come on, you can't deny it.

Come on. Where is it?

Come to Daddy!

Cool.

Count Dracula.

Dad, I'm so sorry.

Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad? Are you okay?

Dad? You have to talk to Ericka.

Dad.

Date night?

Date night?

Date?

Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me.

Dennis went to the bathroom!

Dennis.

Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.

Dennis...

DJ in a clamshell?

DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.

Do you hear that?

Do you need some family time?

Do!

Does Captain Ericka have a last name?

Dolphin surfing!

Don't be late.

Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams.

Don't worry, Great Grandfather, I won't try and kill him...

Don't worry, I'm over here. Blah, blah blah.

Don't worry, it won't be long now.

Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone.

Don't you get it? I want to go on a date!

Don't you think he's acting weird lately?

Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy?

Don't you?

Drac, no!

Drac, what are you doing?

Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy.

Drac? Not likely.

Dracula, Dracula!

Dracula, is he on board?

Dracula?

Dracula?

Dracula... He saved my life.

Duh duh duh duh date night!

Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah?

Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday?

Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday.

Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy.

Eh, squeak, squeak.

Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing.

Endlessly, I searched for the lost city

Ericka!

Ericka?

Especially you,

Ever...

Every...

Everybody out! Now!

Everybody, just please watch the hair.

Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island.

Everyone assemble on the forward deck.

Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore

Ew.

Ew.

Except on the water!

Family, family, fun, fun.

Far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication.

Feeling good, Frank.

Finally! First I kill Dracula,

Fire bad!

First my liver, then my spleen,

First things first.

Fish.

Fish.

Fish.

Followed by a kidney or two.

For centuries, my family has protected humanity

For I am a professional, and I know how to flush out

For I am king of family fun!

For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows,

For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts.

Frank wanted me to meet you.

Frank, "Fire bad." Remember?

Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Frank, could you zip me up?

Frank, we just ate.

Frank!

Frank? Would you rub some moon screen on my back

From running everyone else's vacation.

From the depths of creation,

From the evils of monsters.

Full refund.

Full service Spa?!

Garlic intolerant.

Garlic?

Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?

Get ready for a DJ battle!

Get the parents!

Give you, eh...

Good evening, my friend.

Good evening, travelers.

Good one, Ericka.

Got it.

Got to be a little more careful.

Got to take the kids to soccer.

Great. I have a room all ready for you.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! All right, baby!

Ha ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled?

Ha ha! Get ready.

Ha!

Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival.

Ha! Never heard that before.

Ha! You got it!

Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment?

Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her.

Having fun?

He actually said, "Blah, blah blah."

He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off,

He's my dad.

He's saying it's... "It's nice to meet you".

Heads up, honey.

Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind,

Hello. How y'all doing?

Here comes the pain!

Here we go.

Hey hey.

Hey there, monsters.

Hey, boys, where's the fire?

Hey, buddy, would you mind?

Hey, buddy, you okay?

Hey, cut it out!

Hey, did you see that?

Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka?

Hey, it's a big hotel, you know?

Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music.

Hey, look! It's the Kraken.

Hey, man, you're not allowed up here.

Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in

Hey.

Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.

Hi.

Hi. Checking in?

Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me?

Hmm, let's see. What about here?

Hmm, that's an awkward ending.

Hmm?

Hmm. Oh, right.

Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole.

Home to the greatest monster civilization

How could I ever leave you?

How did he get here?

How many times can you save my life, right?

How old was your daughter?

How wrong all of this is.

How y'all doin'?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Humans, monsters, what's the difference?

I am Captain Ericka.

I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing.

I am working too much, you're working too much.

I basically grew up on this ship.

I can't be with you.

I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him.

I can't believe you're hungry already.

I can't lie to my own daughter anymore.

I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most.

I can't. You heard what she said,

I could never be with

I could never be with someone like you.

I could not be more excited to have all of you on board

I defeated them all.

I do.

I do.

I don't know!

I don't know. Every time?

I don't say, "Blah, blah blah"!

I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me.

I give you the legendary lost city of... Atlantis.

I give you, Volcano del Fuego.

I got this. I'm all in.

I got to warn you,

I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and blah, blah blah.

I have the right to kill whoever I want.

I have to get him!

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to tell her the truth.

I have waited so long to meet you.

I haven't had a date since... my wife died.

I just figured you need a vacation

I just, I see him, and I want to...

I just... can't believe you would do that for a human.

I just... I can't stand it anymore.

I kind of like 'em. I like 'em.

I kind of like it.

I knew there was something wrong with her.

I know just how you feel.

I know what I said before,

I know, I know.

I know, right? It's weird.

I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him

I know. It seems like now that we're working together more,

I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal!

I love this song!

I love to dance.

I mean, I... woobee doobeedee?

I need to be home with my family.

I never knew my mother, either.

I played second team co ed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.

I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay?

I replaced my failing organs with technology!

I should really go... do captain y things.

I swear I will never rest until I destroy you...

I think... I think we do whatever we want.

I thought they said the party was this way.

I understand, family is everything.

I wa... I was just cleaning the attic.

I want to meet someone.

I was going to ask you

I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something.

I was just thinking about my dad.

I was so close to him, I could've just...

I was so nice to him.

I was trying to kill you this whole time,

I will hunt you for all eternity!

I will kill him.

I would kill for your skin.

I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night.

I Zinged.

I Zinged... with Ericka.

I...

I...

I... I...

I... I...

I'd recognize that bicep anywhere.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right there.

I'm a slave to the rhythm!

I'm about to und freak out!

I'm Ericka Van Helsing.

I'm far too busy.

I'm going to tell her about Ericka.

I'm gonna go check on you know who.

I'm his great granddaughter.

I'm just here to have family fun.

I'm just here to have fun with my family.

I'm just very nervous.

I'm not into games.

I'm so jealous.

I'm so sorry, Drac.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You know what it is?

I'm still here!

I'm still not sure I understand.

I'm sure she'll go with the flow.

I'm telling you, Johnny,

I'm und kitty cat.

I'm, like, so excited.

I'm... lonely.

I've been found!

I've had enough of this nonsense!

I've taken care of everything.

If it's the last thing...

If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ.

If you would marry me.

In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure,

Is my dad in there, too?

Is that her?

Isn't that deadly for you?

Isn't this place amazing?

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't matter where you come from

It doesn't matter.

It must be a stroke!

It sounds like our children.

It was hard being a single dad,

It was just expected.

It was that fateful night that I realized

It wasn't a date. It was... work stuff.

It's a giant Kraken!

It's a monster thing.

It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around,

It's been a while. I don't even know where to start.

It's creepy.

It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk.

It's even worse than I feared!

It's just the thought of losing you.

It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us.

It's kind of like our "love at first sight."

It's like true love.

It's not just about you.

It's not that.

It's not the Love Boat, Frank.

It's okay.

It's serious!

It's simple, Ericka!

It's so dirty, ah, yes...

It's time for you to relax.

It's time to get lost on the beach,

It's time to start a new legacy.

It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!

It's working!

Johnny, have you seen my dad?

Johnny, we need the most brain dominating,

Johnny, you go set everything up.

Just not with her.

Just tell me where we're going.

Just where have you been, young lady?

Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing?

Just, I can't wait to get this over with.

Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination,

Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally!

Let me get rid of Dracula right now.

Let's get back to the dying.

Let's get this party started right!

Let's get wild!

Let's see.

Like we used to.

Listen to the melody

Look at me, Dennis. Look at me.

Look at this. Clickety click, click, clack, clack, click, click.

Look at you, so fancy!

Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me.

Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles,

Look, I got these from the seafood buffet.

Look. Right behind you.

Love?

Lure the monsters to Atlantis,

Man, I hate wearing disguises.

Man, this is amazing!

Mavey, is everything under control?

Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control.

Mavis needs me. She depends on me.

Mavis, please, you're torturing me.

Mavis, stop! Put her down!

Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise!

Mavis!

Mavis!

Mavis!

Maybe go on a date?

Maybe one day there will be a place

Me and the guys would take this opportunity

Me, too, spider monkey.

Meow. Meow!

Mmm hmm!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, yummy.

Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.

Mmm! The food here is to die for.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Thanks, honey.

Mmm. Whoo hoo hoo!

Monster, human, unicorn...

Monster... Ow!

Monsters are disgusting!

My great grandfather.

Nefertiti.

Never! Because you, monster, are a...

Next stop... Buh bye, Dracula.

Night night.

No offense, but you can't be too picky.

No one can stop us.

No way. He's...

No, Dad. You're just a half,

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. It's just that I'm...

No, no. I'm looking for a date.

No, not okay.

No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date.

No, she's my right arm's cousin.

No, that can't be true.

No, wait!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! I'm too young to Zing!

No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing.

No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that?

No.

No. Guacamole for us to share.

No. Tinkles, quiet.

Nope!

Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry.

Not as nervous as I was.

Not even Dracula!

Not into tentacles.

Not okay!

Not only is she the ship's captain,

Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain.

Now it's time to celebrate!

Now that we have the instrument of destruction,

Now that we're all caught up,

Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball?

Now, Drac!

Now, isn't that better?

Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula.

Now, quickly, before someone comes!

Now, seriously, go talk to her.

Now, that's classy.

Of course.

Of course. I want him to be happy.

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

Of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid,

Of your destruction.

Oh ho ho! Let's go! Let's do this!

Oh, all right.

Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice.

Oh, baby, I got this.

Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back at the end of the day.

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, forget about all this!

Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really.

Oh, guacamole!

Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.

Oh, here, let me get that for you.

Oh, hi. Hello.

Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight?

Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, my little bed bug.

Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.

Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.

Oh, man! I'm gone.

Oh, my gosh, Griffin.

Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.

Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming.

Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, not this clown again.

Oh, no, you... No.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! He's having a heart attack!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles?

Oh, nothing.

Oh, such a romantic language.

Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy

Oh, uh...

Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future,

Oh, well, Griffin here, he...

Oh, well, hello. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, well. That's better than nothing.

Oh, when is this thing starting?

Oh, where'd he go?

Oh, whoa, no.

Oh, yeah, right, but, uh... maybe you'll find

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well known fact.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you know, the usual.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Certainly.

Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!

Oh! Hey there.

Oh! Hey, honey.

Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!

Oh! Mavis! Oh.

Oh! Uh...

Oh! Why?

Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Always wanted to learn.

Oh. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh. Oh!

Oh. Okay. That's a great idea.

Oh. Right.

Oh. Uh... Okay.

Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know,

Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian.

Oh...

Oh... Hi, Bob.

Okay, Dad, thank you.

Okay, Drac, hit it.

Okay, folks, you're free to move

Okay, here you go!

Okay, take it down a notch.

Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank.

Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there...

Okay, what is going on?

Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants?

Okay, yes.

Okay! Time to go play ping pong.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Okay. Changing phone ring.

Okay. I'm on it.

Okay. Smile.

Okay. Thank you so much.

Okay...

Olympic size swimming pool...

Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ.

Once you recover the instrument of destruction,

One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family.

Ooh, got it. Play this!

Ooh, that's good!

Ooh, what's this little doodad do?

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Ah!

Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?

Ooh! Watch out now.

Ooh.

Ooh. I am so excited!

Oop, here you go.

Oops, no, not her.

Opening song needs to be off the shizak.

Or how different you are.

Or my father.

Or, as the local sea life call it...

Other...

Our family legacy will be fulfilled.

Our first ever monster cruise!

Ow!

Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here.

Ow! You hit me right in the...

Oxygen will be provided.

Papa!

Papa.

Perfect.

Persecuted you.

Phew!

Please direct your attention to the front of the cabin.

Please try to relax, Lucy.

Please, forgive me, I...

Please! Help! Someone!

Point is, you can't deny a Zing.

Poor Tinkles.

Preposterous!

Psst. Drac.

Psst. Hey, where are you?

Punch him?

Quit hiding. Dennis?

Really, Johnny?

Really? Well, then...

Retrieve the instrument of destruction,

Right after I talk to Ericka.

Right this way, everyone.

Right.

Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping pong now.

Right... Okay.

Say hi, Bob.

See, what happened...

She bites.

She can't live without you, buddy.

She could never be with someone like me.

She got stitches in all the right places.

She wants you to be happy, right?

She was just an infant.

She's the most important person in the world to me.

Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh!

Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis.

Should spend some time together.

Showing off his fangs.

Snacks. Beverages.

Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.

Snap out of it!

So go to her! Now!

So I knew you would need my help.

So powerful it destroyed Atlantis,

So relaxed.

So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time.

So what if I have? I am a grown woman!

So you can believe me when I tell you,

So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill?

So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from...

So, Drac, this is great. Now, are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what?

So, no gambling.

So, um...

So...

So...

Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just... we've never seen you like this.

Sorry, guys.

Started our descent.

Stop trying to hide it from me.

Sure thing, pal.

Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet sized room

Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

Surprise!

Take a vacation.