The Vampire Diaries - Season 7 Edit

A big part of me wishes my mom was here to see it.

A family meal in peace.

A few weeks ago, you said good bye

A mining fire erupted in the tunnels under the town...

A policy you were willing to break last month.

Aah!

Aah!

After uprooting an entire town

Ah.

All of you...

All right. How about this? New rule...

All right. Well, I'm gonna have to call you back

All those people, none of them even

Amsterdam.

And allowed us to have actual fun?

And by the third, I remember, you're my best friend,

And everyone wants to know what everyone else is doing.

And everyone's too scared to stop her.

And finds out that Ric died from alcohol poisoning,

And here I thought my future was bleak.

And here we thought we could have

And honestly, neither do I.

And I can't seem to get it out.

And I don't know exactly who's watching out for Bonnie.

And I got to bury all my buddies from the sheriff's department.

And I just don't see a world where

And I will wait for her,

And I'm never gonna stop missing her.

And I'm still deciding if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

And if I have to wait for you, I will.

And if Lily thinks that she can control 5 heretics,

And in return, anyone who trespassed

And in the meantime, we're friends.

And it had its power mysteriously turned back on

And it would all be grand.

And Malcolm, Lily's pet.

And Matt can't think his way out of a paper bag,

And now it's... It's weird.

And one day I would be ready to move on,

And pretend that this never happened.

And see the city like a normal tourist.

And tell her that I have it?

And that if anything ever happened to you I would lose my mind,

And the other one was scorched beyond recognition.

And then got us imprisoned for 100 years.

And then I'm gonna blissfully pass out

And they're still drunk.

And they're willing to tear our town apart

And told us to write everything down

And whose fault is that?

And yet you're the first thing

And you are?

And you didn't even notice.

And you would be?

And you're gonna help me.

And you're one of the few reminders

And, yeah, you're right.

Anything I should know about?

Anyway, I covered Damon, Bonnie, Ric, Matt.

Are we making a huge mistake handing over our hometown

Are you insane? We can't just leave her here.

Are you sure that you want to do this?

Are you sure you don't want to go with her?

Aren't designed to coexist.

As happy as I am for him,

As I read their names and they receive their badges.

As long as you're alive,

As much as we did everything to stop her,

Bad news first.

Beau is not complaining.

Beau, care to join me for a game of backgammon

Beau's mute.

Because I already knew that.

Because it's not your idea,

Because my mother's a lunatic

Because we had a deal...

Because we're governed by a pacifist,

Before I see Elena again?

Before the 1900s, Lily fell in with a group

Bon, if you're gonna be here,

Bonnie, hey!

Bonnie's watching out for Damon,

But by some spectacular miracle,

But hospital policy says

But I don't see that happening anytime soon.

But I lost Elena, too, Damon,

But I think Stefan sacrificed the most.

But if she wakes up and everyone she loves is dead,

But it's recently disappeared again.

But now at the very least, we have a truce.

But she's my mom,

But then you betrayed Kai, he let them out,

But then you just left her there.

But things are getting a little glum around here.

But this is...

But when I'm with you,

But you looked dead.

But you're stuck with me.

But... What you can do is you can forgive yourself

By second number two, I kissed her.

Can I have some details?

Can we focus on revenge, please?

Can you commune with my wife

Can you read German?

Care isn't leaving yet.

Care, we should really go.

Caroline, voice over: As I was saying,

Caroline, voice over: Dear Elena, so remember

Caroline, voice over: Dear Elena...

Caroline, voice over: Lily thought her family

Caroline, voice over: We all gave up a lot

Closed off the town to traffic.

Clumsy.

Come here.

Come on, Boonie, it was 3 seconds.

Come on. There's no catch.

Come on. Ugh.

Complete and utter hell.

Damon said the best way to keep his mind off you

Damon...

Damon... wake up.

Darling, we want nothing more than to believe

Dear Elena, yep,

Dear Elena...

Deputy Cornell Willis.

Deputy Don Morris.

Deputy George Callahan.

Deputy Jeffery Morrison.

Deputy Matthew Donovan.

Deputy Taylor Hall.

Deputy Tim Johnson.

Desperate enough to buy you dinner.

Did you just hesitate to save my life?

Did you see that truck coming?

Do me a favor. Box that bottle up on your way out.

Do not mess this up.

Do you get off on this, preying on the hope and misery of people?

Do you really believe that,

Do you think it's your mom?

Do you think that she'd be able to forgive that?

Do you want me to go to jail?

Does anyone else smell that?

Don't worry. I'm not selling anything.

Don't you just love what she's wearing?

Drinken now.

Dropped off the face of the earth,

Drove out businesses, boarded up homes,

During my captivity, a very dear possession

Eh, can wait till you get back.

Elena told me to keep a journal of everything she's missing.

Elena wants you to live your life.

Elena will remain asleep.

Enough!

Enough. I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life

Especially to tell me that I'm right

Evacuating residents,

Every single feeling?

Every time I look at you, all I see is not Elena.

Eviscerated from the planet in one fell swoop?

First of all, this is a bomb.

For a guy get away.

For as long as it takes.

For the last two years,

For their own entertainment.

For trying to be happy during the bad parts.

Forced us to run for decades at a time,

Found ways to coexist in this new world,

From a less populated place,

FYI. They don't wear helmets here.

Give me your jacket.

God, what are you looking at?

Good.

Got it.

Had a chance to...

Halfway across Europe,

Hang on.

Happy writing.

Have you been to Mystic Falls?

Have you ever seen this stone before?

Have... have I not shown enough glee

He kidnapped Ric and flew him to Europe

He was just lying there.

He's been gone days running your errands.

He's got it.

Heh heh.

Heh.

Heh. Admit you love me more for it.

Heh. Ha ha ha!

Heh. Lorenzo, how I've missed you.

Heh. Nora, I swear

Hello, neighbor.

Hello?

Her ride.

Here! Take my jacket.

Heretics are ruthless...

Hey, Caroline. We should really get going

Hey, Stefan.

Hey!

Hey. I think we have a problem.

Hey. Ride in the tram tracks, don't look both ways.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hoping I'll miraculously start missing her less.

How dare you jeopardize that?

How did they survive that?

How did we lose him?

How else am I supposed to feel, Bonnie?

How I said everything was falling apart earlier?

How long are we to live on 3 sips a day?

How sweet you are.

How?

How's Europe?

I acted like road kill

I almost got it.

I am happy.

I am literally staring at a treasure trove full

I am so sorry.

I assume I have nothing to worry about.

I believe he was her eldest.

I bet they have the most darling funerals.

I can move on with my life,

I can try, but of course,

I can't feel my cheeks.

I can't say I have.

I chose Lily.

I could have died.

I didn't get hit by a truck.

I didn't know you were back.

I didn't realize she was this close.

I didn't think she'd walk right into the street.

I do know how long 3 seconds are.

I do love that jacket.

I do.

I don't fit in here, nor do I want to.

I don't need a baby sitter, Damon.

I figured she was back.

I fought tirelessly to reunite us,

I found it.

I get that a lot.

I guess she upped her game.

I have no idea.

I have nowhere else to go.

I have to do this.

I haven't even begun approach rock bottom.

I highly doubt he's off living in secret.

I honestly don't know where I am.

I hope you weren't too attached to that house.

I just had a very powerful feeling.

I just need to...

I like that rule.

I lost the real one to the first psychic I saw.

I love what you've done with the floors.

I made this, uh, a thing, didn't I?

I mean, if we want to take them out,

I mean, you can't just

I need you.

I really thought that time would pass

I reckon it goes without saying

I say we keep breaking it.

I see. So my misery is merely a convenient distraction for you?

I think I know how to get through to Lily.

I thought I would heal from my mom's death.

I thought was lost when our ship from England was torched

I thought we blew them up!

I told you how I felt about you,

I told you not to bother me

I understand if you need time to heal,

I want our town back.

I want to see her.

I was hoping you might find something for me.

I was just checking.

I was road kill, and what did I do?

I will need a mystical tether

I'd put it in safekeeping,

I'm a control freak giving up control.

I'm Caroline.

I'm delicate.

I'm doing this for you.

I'm glad you're here, buddy.

I'm gonna go rent a bike

I'm gonna go, uh, board up the front door.

I'm gonna set it for 60 seconds.

I'm happy...

I'm head to New York this afternoon to meet up with Lorenzo.

I'm high as a freaking kite right now.

I'm just gonna put this right over here.

I'm just saying if you think this is a crazy plan,

I'm just...

I'm not doing this for Caroline, Damon.

I'm not. I want to fight.

I'm planning on bringing her back to life.

I'm proud of you, Valerie.

I'm so sorry this happened,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You did what?

I'm sure you can imagine how that's going.

I'm your neighbor from down the block.

I've already had my ration today.

I've been visiting it,

If anyone discovered you were looking for it, you might be in danger.

If I take your magic.

If it's not, then she has quite literally

In a life or death situation?

In Europe with a guy pretending to be drunk,

In my master bath right now.

In the bar to sit alone.

In the first second, I thought how amazing would feel have Elena in my arms again.

In the weeks since I've arrived,

In their automobile.

In this town that I don't entirely hate.

Incendia.

Incessant need to write down

Is linked to a Bennett witch

Is not even remotely charming.

Is that one of Lily's magical elves

Is that really necessary?

Is their automobile ok?

Is there any version of this plan

Is this the original hardwood?

Is this your first date in public?

It looks amazing on you.

It sounds like you said mom got her family of crazies back.

It's a crime for the prettiest girl

It's a family matter, Lorenzo.

It's a gargantuan hell hole.

It's a morgue. It's called gallows humor.

It's about what I need.

It's been on display in the city's maritime museum,

It's fine, though it would look entirely better on you.

It's got to be the heretics.

It's hard to imagine a place worse

It's just there's history here,

It's not bourbon.

It's tea.

It's that prison world all over again.

It's the 21st century.

It's time for me to say good bye.

It's your wife,

Just days after Ric's wedding,

Just keeping you from jumping off a cliff

Just pick a side, Enzo...

Just trying to cheer you up, Blondie.

Keeping me away while you toilet train

Keeps getting funnier.

Keeps my mind off of the fact

Let's go.

Let's just say it's a good thing Damon's not here.

Lily needs to learn that heretics

Lily sequestered us away in some musty, abandoned house.

Lily will be furious.

Lily won.

Lily's circus freaks.

Listen to yourself, Damon.

Listen. I need Ric to tell me how to make a bomb.

Listen. These bodies, they're not Lily's style.

Look. I get it.

Look. I got to go patrol.

Look. The deal has been made.

Look. What's done is done.

Lorenzo, it's our family.

Lost his heart.

Malcolm?

Mar...

Matt found a house that's been in foreclosure

Matt reported some blood bags missing from the hospital,

Matt will officially be deputy Donovan next week

Matt, surrendering the town is not a solution.

Matt, voice over: Stefan and Caroline went door to door,

Matt, voice over: We hate them, they hate us,

Matt, voice over: We made up a story.

Matt's whole class is dead.

Maybe not everything.

Maybe your wife's better off dead.

Miss me?

Missed a spot.

Mr. Saltzman, it's late.

My interest is piqued.

My mom's dead,

My scar opened up this morning.

My son, if I may offer you some motherly advice...

Mystic Falls survives a war between us and them,

Mystic Falls tradition.

Need I remind you how things used to be?

Nice try. I'm not leaving you.

No apology, no call for help.

No one gives a damn about the floors.

No, Bonnie. The heretics are out

No!

No!

No.

No.

No. I didn't say that.

No. It's not weird, Stefan.

Nora's right.

Not sure if you've noticed,

Not that anyone would be here to vote for you.

Not that my family is making it any easier.

Nothing like you remember it.

Nothing.

Now can I see her, please?

Now you want us to coexist.

Now...

Now's the time to speak up.

Obviously, we didn't send them there

Obviously, you know, scrambling

Of her I have to hold on to,

Of innocent people because of you?

Of witches that were cast out of the Gemini coven.

Of your, uh, fancy little weapons.

Oh, dear.

Oh, God. Don't let Lily see this.

Oh, God. You sound just like her.

Oh, I just saw it here, and I thought

Oh, I'm slow? You just spent the last few weeks

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's not that easy.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Malcolm!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my sweet boy.

Oh, none for me, Lily.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, no!

Oh. I keep thinking that if I can heal

Oh. It's for you.

Oh. So sweet.

Oh. Wait. Where are we?

Ohh. I've had some janky ass bourbon in my time,

Ok? You're home now.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok. Great. Well, the party's over.

Ok. I don't hate Damon.

Ok. It's a thing.

Ok. It's not like anyone saw us, right?

Ok. This whole stalker thing

On those cocktail peanuts.

One day, you're helping Lily,

One victim had bite wounds,

Or is that just some excuse

Or should we go straight?

Other side.

Our appetite for murder drew unwanted attention,

Our graduating class of new deputies

Our way of living did not work, Mary Louise.

Out of control fires, lethal carbon monoxide levels,

Pack your things.

Phasmatos maltos.

Pick a room. There are plenty.

Please join me in recognizing

Put every citizen in this town in danger,

Really, be more vain.

Reception went a little fuzzy, brother.

Relax. It was 3 seconds.

Remember that large squirrel

Ric was kind of meh on the Mona Lisa.

Ric was right here.

Run.

Sacrificed everything

See you!

She actually got her family back.

She loved you unconditionally.

She wants you to know she misses you.

She was wrong.

She won't wake up.

She would protect human life at any cost.

She's back.

She's gonna want to know what happened.

She's insane.

She's not gonna stop until you're dead.

Should we turn around,

Shut up, ok? Let me think.

Sit back and wait for the good parts to happen,

So Caroline is there staking it out.

So Damon's watching out for Alaric,

So here I am.

So I guess it's a good thing...

So I thought I'd check it out.

So if we're going to do this, now is our window.

So in Damon fashion,

So it must be Caroline's.

So Stefan negotiated a deal.

So this is my fault?

So we kill them and call it a day.

So where are you guys from?

So which way do you want to go?

So you can resent me or love me...

So you'd feel like you didn't miss anything

So you're allowed to explore the world

So you're willing to see my sons for the monsters they are,

So, Bonster, I linked Elena's life to yours.

So, uh, word on the street

So, yes, Bonnie,

So?

So... how's Damon?

Some horrible teenagers plowed me down

Something of significance.

Sorry about the malfunction, folks.

Spare it from any future graffiti damage.

Starving ourselves, pretending like

Stefan hangs up his hero hair for the girl.

Stefan says he's got it,

Stefan, voice over: My mother's heretic family is back.

Stefan!

Stefan.

Stoic Beau, Nora the brat,

Stop.

Stu, Stu, we have to call 911.

Taught us anything, then I am worried.

Than stand up for themselves.

Than where I've come from,

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks. I got it for my birth...

That boy is not your errand boy.

That got me thinking that if I want people to trust me

That has a knack for avoiding permanent death.

That means you're learning.

That my girlfriend's magical coma

That ring is a fake, you dick!

That starts with choosing a side,

That's adorable.

That's because she doesn't trust you,

That's not important.

That's too bad. We got to go.

That's very benevolent of you, brother.

That's, uh, actually Dutch.

The air smells like a plague,

The bloodshed ends now.

The boy abandoned at the workhouse at the age of 4,

The boy who never knew kindness

The devious mental Mary Louise,

The food is literally made of poison,

The grieving process begins.

The heretics are out because of me.

The little monsters left me for dead...

The new sheriff... Dead.

The next you're here being nice.

The town council gave her a bench.

The truth is, their impulsive nature

The whole town would have been slaughtered.

The works.

Their magic keeps them protected.

Then I can tell her myself.

Then I've got to earn it.

There is a heretic clipping his gnarly heretic toenails

There's 5 heretics...

There's a lot of energy in this ring.

There's a splinter embedded in my neck,

There's bound to be a man out there

They had been stopped, Bon, back in 1903,

They lived in your house for 100 years.

They'll recognize you immediately.

They're faster and stronger than any of us,

They're gone, Lily, and you have until tonight

They're learning moderation so they can live

They've seen your picture.

Things are great.

Thinking that you resent me.

This is her wedding ring.

This is ludicrous.

This is not the world I imagined.

This isn't about what you need, Ric.

Thought I was your family.

Time to go home.

To a bunch of supernatural terrorists?

To access her spirit,

To be fair, you are nothing

To continue your slow crawl towards rock bottom?

To fill awkward silence.

To fill the awkward silence.

To get Lily to agree...

To get out of Mystic Falls, or we come after you next.

To live, even encouraged you to date,

To make us a family again.

To sheriff Elizabeth Forbes.

To teach me how to make a bomb.

To that barbecue.

To turn your back on your friendships?

To what do I owe this rare pleasure?

Town witch.

Trespassing is a*, friend.

True.

Try harder.

Turns out that was actually our friend Valerie.

Two of your finest scotch, please, darling.

Uh, the whole town is destroyed,

Uh... uh, my best friend's gone,

Under the radar.

Unh!

Unh!

Unh! Agh!

Unh. Centuries old heretics,

Unless you tragically choke to death

Until Elena was awake.

Until the day I saved his life?

Us or them.

Valerie, don't cry.

Valerie, you're a mess. What happened?

Valerie! Beau! It's Malcolm!

Valerie's allergic to nature.

Vampires with witch power.

Wait.

Wake the hell up!

Wake up.

Want to tell me who the hell's living in our house?

Was discovered by divers.

Was fair game for the heretics.

Was ready to live among humans.

Was to help Alaric grieve,

We already tried that.

We are here today to pay our respect

We blew it into a pile of ash

We can hold hands now.

We can only keep the body cold 30 days.

We don't mess with them, they don't mess with us.

We found him in town.

We got time to clear out the residents,

We had to protect it.

We have each other.

We have to do it all at once.

We know. We've heard your speech.

We need to stop them.

We should double sometime.

We'll live side by side with our enemies

We'll share our town,

We're not interested.

We're not the strongest people on the planet?

Welcome to Mystic Falls!

Welcome to the wedding of Alaric Saltzman

Well, all the more reason I should know why I'm looking for it.

Well, good for you. I need to call Stef...

Well, I brought you guys a housewarming gift.

Well, I'm back!

Well, I'm not planning on burying her.

Well, if the last time he sat around waiting decades for a girl

Well, if you were pretty, you'd be, too.

Well, if you're worried, then I'm terrified.

Well, in the meantime, you've summoned me to New York.

Well, that's life, Caroline.

Well, then where should I clump you?

Well, then, no, I don't think we're making a mistake.

Well, what would sheriff Forbes do?

Well, who killed him?

What a happy little town this is.

What a s'aint you are, Malcolm.

What about Oscar?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing with my mom's bench?

What did you do?

What happened to that sick boy I met on the boat,

What is it with everyone's

What is it?

What is that supposed to mean?

What the hell happened?

What you writing?

What, even if I'm here to tell you you were right?

What?

What?

What?

What's the catch?

When he graduates.

When she wakes up in 60 some years

When you wake up, Mystic Falls will look

When you woke up.

When your own sons abandoned you.

Where you're not worried about me?

Whether we like it or not,

While the love birds bicker?

While we're stuck here,

Who am I missing?

Who are you?

Who convinced you to save a town full of people

Who did this?

Who needs the rest of the world, right?

Who took him from us?

Who'd rather see her children hurt

Whoa. Ok.

Why do you want it?

Why?

With your family inside.

Without a chaperone.

Woman, voice over: As I was saying,

Woman, voice over: Dear diary, I'm in hell.

Woman, voice over: The brown noser.

World weary survivalists wise beyond their lifetime

Wow! Great place.

Wow. Thank you.

Yeah, exactly. Now go use one.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah! Ha ha ha! Whoo!

Yeah.

Yeah. Bad influence, blah, blah, blah. Got it.

Yeah. I was just about to do the, uh, same thing.

Yeah. Someone killed Malcolm.

Yeah. Trust is a fickle thing.

You and I, I can't do this right now.

You being there, living freely...

You better get used to it, brother.

You don't get to play the what would Elena do game.

You don't give a crap about?

You forgot to tell her how good she looks.

You get some old person's disease.

You haven't heard?

You just asked about my brother, who you hate,

You know how long 3 seconds are,

You know how many days need to tick by

You know I do.

You know, Elena wanted you to be happy,

You know, it's said that once you bury a body

You know, this town and this house, these people,

You live your life, you heal,

You made it a thing. Congratulations.

You made what a thing?

You make me happy.

You mean when you loved us

You ran over this morning?

You resisted your urge to fight back.

You sent Donovan to blow up a house.

You should run for mayor,

You shouldn't hide your scar, Beau.

You thought about doing the right thing,

You two shared a strong bond.

You're a survivor. Be proud.

You're here. She's not.

You're on our side.

You're right, Bon. Had I done nothing, Elena would be here,

You're stuck with me, too.

You're wearing terrible shoes for trailing someone,

You're with us.

You're worse than your friend.

Your eyes suck, and you're slow.

Your family's not safe here.

Your heart must be made of pure arsenic.

Your new batch of orphaned puppies.

Your side. I stood by you

2 guys, 3 girls... And your mom isn't home.

3 seconds.

3 things are clear.

12Find your own damn rock.

22,916 days, and that's assuming

60 seconds. Got it.

and Josette Laughlin. Unh!