The Vampire Diaries (2009) - Season 3 Edit

A bar called Southern Comfort, it's off Highway 41.

A bite from a werewolf can kill a vampire, so don't be his friend

A different kind of monster.

A summer job is good for you. You needed some normal in your life

After two months, this could be the clue...

Ah! Vicki.

Ah! What the..

Ahem. Tell you what, Ray. We're gonna play a little drinking game.

Alaric found it in his loft. I figured you'd be happy to get it back.

All summer, every time I came to you with a lead...

Am something else.

And I do whatever he says. That's the way it goes around here.

And I encourage bad behavior.

And I'll do whatever you want.

And let Klaus know you're tracking him?

And they led me here. To you.

And you shouldn't.

And you're sure it's a vampire?

And...

Are you sure you're still okay on the couch?

Aren't you even having the least bit of fun'? Huh?

Aren't you guys mortal enemies?

As in, my sister Vicki?

At school, I can pull it together, but in my own life...

Aw. Early. Bad.

Battery died

Because he's my friend. Which is what I thought you were.

Breathe in, let it out Taste your heart and spit it out

But every time you feed, the blood makes it easier to let go.

But ghosts?

But I can see if I can get you an address

But see, he's not gonna let me stop until you tell me.

But then when he's done, he feels remorse.

But they don't. I don't know why. It's not like I'm helping or anything.

But you have to admit that you're kind of just letting your life pass you by.

But you kissed him. Probably screwed with his head.

Can I get a Scotch on the rocks, please?

Can I take the ice cream with me?

Can we not do this right now? I'm having a really bad night.

Can you...?

Clearly, they have no interest in staying in the dark, but I do.

Come on, man, you said "Vicki." You said my sister's name. Why?

Covering their tracks.

DAM ON Andie ?

Damon wants to find him.

Damon? I can't move, Damon. He told me that I can't move.

Did Matt make you switch sections?

Does Elena enjoy having both of you worship at her altar?

Don't do that, Caroline. I've already been there once with you and you said no.

Don't do that, Damon. Don't lie to me.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna lose it. At least, not before the cake.

Drink more. It'll feel less weird.

Eagle eye, feather light Razor sharp just like a knife

Easy to be certain when the alternative is that he's dead.

Elena?

Enough work, please. Can we do this in the a.m.?

Facedown in the dirt Fall in love, she'll make it hurt

Feeds so hard, he blacks out, rips them apart...

Fine. I'll go by myself.

For work. Matt just called

Get a little closer to me, girl And you'll understand

Go for it.

Got me runnin' out of my head

Hang on

Happy birthday, Elena. Thanks.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday.

Have you been listening to a word I've been saying, Ray?

He doesn't hate you, he hates that he's not with you. Is that my brother?

He hates me. His hatred of me has driven him to drugs

He puts the bodies back together.

He'd better be here somewhere. We haven't done cake yet.

He'll thank me for it later.

He's flipped the switch to full blown Ripper.

He's in Tulley.

Heh. Mm, mm.

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello, brother

Hello, Mr. Klaus.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me.

Help. Help.

Hey, Andie.

Hey, Elena.

Hey, guys.

Hey, it's been kind of slow in that department.

Hey, you missed the cake.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, Red. Let me get a beer.

Hi.

Hmm.

Hold on to that.

Hold the fort down, will you?

How bad can it be?

How do you know?

Huh. No, you are out of champagne

Huh. Okay.

I almost believe you.

I already know everything else.

I already told you where to find the pack. What more do you want from me?

I am every parent's worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell.

I bet you $100 that dog ran off to a house with air conditioning.

I can't find my truck.

I could stick around And get along with you

I didn't mean to scare you.

I don't drink in the morning.

I don't know why you just don't tell her where we are.

I don't know, I... What are you doing?

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm, uh... I'm out of it, I guess.

I feel like I have to fight Damon every single time we get a lead.

I got you something.

I gotta run if I'm gonna pick up Sofie in time.

I have a party I have to get to, and you have gotta get a life.

I have great plans for you.

I have some more information for you.

I I I You re all right, but I m here, darlin To enjoy the party

I just came to say hello

I just don't think anyone wants to see you like this.

I just need to chill out. And so, this.

I just needed to take a beat.

I just wanna use your phone.

I just want to know that he's alive.

I just want you to let me go.

I knew you'd pass the test. You still care for your brother, for your old life.

I know we've got our hands full with all the supernatural stuff in this town...

I know you need to get back to your party, Elena.

I love it when they run.

I love you, Stefan

I mean, a guy has needs.

I mean, we were just...

I need you to direct me to your pack.

I need you to stop following me.

I promised not to buy you anything, so don't worry, I didn't pay for it.

I said, let me go

I saw that guy's brother, Damon, at the farm house.

I saw your latest artwork in Tennessee. Walking a fine line there, my friend.

I should go before Elena and Mr. Saltzman see what a bad example I am.

I think I see her all the time too.

I think I'll be going.

I think I'm gonna pass on the whole cake thing.

I thought I'd never see it again.

I thought you country folk were supposed to be more trusting.

I wouldn't do that.

I, however...

I'll get the phone and bring it out to you

I'll make sure that my brother doesn't bother us anymore.

I'm a dead man walkin' here

I'm by the punch bowl.

I'm gonna just get my purse, okay?

I'm in your service.

I'm known for taking what I think I deserve

I'm not a role model.

I'm not going back there again unless you make it crystal clear that...

I'm not gonna stay here anymore.

I'm not ignoring you.

I'm not your slave.

I'm really not any good to anybody right now.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, Elena.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Hey, I'm just drunk and dumb tonight.

I'm sure it's a lot more interesting than mine.

I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere

I'm told Ray Sutton lives here.

I've been seeing her.

I've been seeing things

I've got some vampire. I've got some wolf

I've heard about you.

If I have to make you tell me..

If I shouldn't be dating, all you gotta do is say something

Is let me go.

Is like wet paint that never dries. How's the Grill treating you?

Is that what you all want me to do, just get on with my life?

Isn't Stefan the one who wanted to make sure you lived it'?

Isn't that how it works in the vampire werewolf universe?

It was a goodbye kiss. I thought he was gonna die.

It's a little bit cool. No?

It's a vampire thing.

It's all right, I'm gettin' dizzy Just enjoy the party

It's because I miss her so much, like, I wanna see her, so I do.

It's going to be infinitely more painful for you. Heh.

It's his signature. There's a reason they call him the Ripper.

It's just messing with my head, is all.

It's Klaus. Damon's been tracking him without me.

It's near the border

It's not early. You're late.

It's teaching me the value of a mundane human experience.

It's the damnedest thing.

It's too hot to make me come looking for you.

It's your party, you can cry if you want to.

Jeez.

Jeremy's smoking again.

Just because I tell you things, doesn't mean you're allowed to know them.

Just tell me where your pack gathers for the full moon.

Keep that up and there will be no saving you.

Keep tonight small, please?

Kill this one quickly.

Klaus is a vampire born of a werewolf bloodline.

Land mines, warning signs

Leave town with me, and save your brother's life.

Leaving so soon?

Let's hope, for your brother's sake, he does

Like I said, my, uh... My head's all messed up. Heh.

Like what?

Look, I promise I'm not a serial killer.

Make that one suffer. I'll be in the car.

Matt, shh! What is wrong with you?

May my friend come in and play?

Maybe because every time I've seen you, you've been with him.

Maybe.

Mm mm.

Mm.

Morning. Hey, I was gonna...

Mrs. Lockwood. Hi.

My car ran out of gas a couple miles back. I've been walking forever.

My mom wants you to call her

My necklace.

Na na na, na na

Na na na, na na

Never let that go.

No can do. I have got to work.

No way, no! It's your birthday. No, it's the dawn of a new day.

No, I got a birthday girl at home who's not gonna let me do that.

No, I haven't told her. I haven't told anybody

No, it's okay, Andie, stay calm.

No, no, no! Unh.

No.

No.

No. I don't care about anything anymore.

Not cool, my retinas are burning. Heh.

Not in your lifetime.

Not so fast, mate. You only just got here.

Nothing. Look, I gotta get back to work.

Now, he directed me to two lovely young women.

Now, show me a little Southern hospitality.

Now, you being the first werewolf I've come across in many a moon...

Now, your type are very hard to come by.

Oh, hey, hey, hey. You don't want that

Oh, my God. What are you doing here?

Oh, Stefan.

Oh, this is gonna be fun, Ray.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. I just missed a call from Bonnie. I'll be right back.

Oh. It all sounds so tedious and indentured.

Oh. So, what's got you on your spiral downward?

Oh. Stefan? Oh, my God.

Okay, all right, bye. Bye, bye.

Okay, I am the last person here again.

Okay, it's a three step process, Ray

Okay, seriously, who...? What the hell are you doing?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay...

Or my dead girlfriend's room, no.

Our emotions are heightened. We're on overdrive. So...

Please don't. Please.

Previously on The Vampire Diaries:

Promise me no one will find out about us.

Pun intended, Ray. Heh.

Ray? Ray Sutton?

Ray. You can end this right now.

Right. Got it.

Rudy! Come on.

Rudy.

See you later.

See, the thing is, uh, I don't need any saving.

Shall we?

Sheriff Forbes gave us another location to check.

Since when are they a thing? I thought you were ignoring me.

Slap your face and knock you out Killing's what she's all about

So don't look to them for any help.

So I don't feel like waiting on my ex girlfriend

So where can I find them, Ray?

So...

Something I like to call Truth or Wolfsbane.

Something's up with your mother

Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna explode.

Sorry

Stefan is gone and he's not coming back

Stefan, if this is you, you'll be okay.

Stefan?

Stefan?

Stefan.

Stop looking for him, stop waiting for him to come home. Just stop!

Such a pack rat.

Sure.

Sweet pea.

Systematic, post traumatic Girl is on the fly

Talk to him, please? He looks up to you.

Tell me what you know, Damon.

Tell me what you want So we can do just what you like

Ten o'clock broadcast. She'll be here in a little bit.

Thank you

Thank you, my love. Now...

Thank you.

Thanks.

That Florida victim had family in Tennessee.

That tells us Stefan's alive and living in Graceland.

That's it. That's my wish.

That's probably a sign you shouldn't be driving it. Need a ride?

That's the spirit.

That's what I thought. Where is he now?

The crazy, impulsive vampire in love with his brother's girl.

The curse has kept his werewolf aspect from manifesting.

The fort full of my drunk history students?

The way I miss Jenna, I just...

The way she's movin'

The way she's movin'

There we go, thattaboy.

They're not Klaus' victims, Elena. They're Stefan's.

Third one this week in Tennessee.

This could be the one.

This is a half lead. Don't wanna get her hopes up.

This is step one. I want you to drink from my wrist.

This room's off limits.

Tyler!

Uh huh. Bye. Uh huh...

Uh oh.

Uh, absolutely.

Uh, don't worry about it. Look.

Uh, Henry from the kitchen sold me a dime.

Uh, I didn't mean to be so...

Up and down the Eastern seaboard.

Wait, Damon...

Want me to make a wish?

Wants you to be a chivalrous boyfriend?

Was so he could save Damon's life. I mean, trust me...

Was that, uh, Stefan news?

We are out of champagne

We both were.

We have been looking everywhere for you.

We started in Florida. Pensacola. I met a young chap there...

We're supposed to be in this together.

We're together all the time. It's not a leap

Wear something pretty.

Well, I hope you get lucky tonight.

Well, thank you, Claudine.

Well, what do you know?

Werewolves.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Shopping for the party...

What did you just say?

What do you want me to say? I'm practically living there.

What if I was indecent?

What is it?

What is your problem? You're pissed that I brought someone?

What was that?

What?

What? He's into you.

What? No. No, I, uh... I didn't say anything.

What? What are you doing here?

What? Why?

What's all that?

What's Bonnie say about it?

What's up, Ray?

What's wrong?

When I was over yesterday, she just kept eying me.

Where did you get that?

Where's Stefan? He gave himself to Klaus..

Who you worked with before you moved to Memphis.

Why didn't you tell me you've been tracking Klaus' victims?

Why didn't you tell me? Why did you keep it a secret?

Why should I let you leave?

Why would I be pissed? You brought a date. You're dating. That's awesome.

Why wouldn't he tell you?

With the neighborhood watch, huh?

Yeah

Yeah, normal and mundane. Come home soon, okay?

Yeah, well, they're all half leads. And I'm your accomplice.

Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah. Uh huh.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

Yes, but that doesn't mean that it's Klaus

Yes, I kissed him. But it was a...

Yes, my friend here is a vampire. He's compelled everyone in the bar.

Yes.

You can do it better without me.

You can embrace what you truly are.

You can't compel me. It won't work.

You can't get on with your life until you've made a wish and blown out the candles.

You do not wanna know.

You don't write, you don't call.

You heard me.

You just tell your friends to keep up the good work...

You know I died, right? And Bonnie used magic to bring me back to life.

You know what, maybe we should just walk.

You know, I drink too much. I say the wrong things.

You know, maybe I haven't made my point.

You like?

You live by a code and all that.

You made me feel like an idiot for having hope.

You make feel so

You make me feel so

You make me feel that

You make me feel that

You make me feel that

You need to come home. It's boring here without you.

You never stop caring about family, do you?

You put on a good show, Stefan.

You said you were seeing things.

You saved my brother's life.

You see, I want to create more of me.

You should have met me in 1864

You should know

You shut me down.

You think you're bored? My dad's side of the family..

You told me to tell you if I saw anything.

You want the cheap young stuff, over by the cheap young people.

You were an idiot.

You were never going to. Which is why I planned it anyway.

You're 18. You can do all this alone now.

You're back.

You're bringing a date? Slutty Sofie is your date?

You're more stoned than I am.

You're screwed.

You're welcome.

You're wide eyed, looking for an excuse

You've only said five words to me all summer. Those were four of them.

You've spent half the summer on it

Yours is the first house I've come to. I was hoping I could use your phone.

...I am horny all the time now. Heh. Yeah, tell me about it

...I can come in? No.

...to save his brother. Just give me the cure...

...you're trying to bail out on. I never said yes.

Andie wants me to pick her up. Your fake, compelled girlfriend...

Are you hiding? I was just looking for Damon.

Are you sure you can walk? We'll see.

Back together? Definitely Stefan.

Because you know I'll come back. Do I?

Can I help you? Yeah, my, uh...

Caroline and Tyler just sat in mine So?

Caroline? Sorry.

Could be Klaus victims. You're certain Stefan's with him?

Did she find something? Animal attack in Memphis

Did you doubt me? Not for a second.

Doesn't mean it's not. I'll call her. Well, call her on her cell.

Don't answer that. This is keeping it small?

Don't you have a cell phone? Heh. Yeah

Excuse me. Unh!

Great party, Caroline. Thanks. Now leave it.

Happy birthday. Thank you.

He thinks we're dating. So does my mother.

He thinks you're dead. Keep it that way. It's a new lead, Damon.

Heh. That's crazy. Right?

Hello, birthday girl. Drink.

Hey, Andie? You still there? Andie?

Hey, guys. Matt, hey.

Hey. Oh.

I am happy. Ahem.

I can't. I know, I know.

I love high school parties. Isn't Andie supposed to be coming?

I need you to switch sections with me

I saw your closet. Oh, oh. I gotta go break up Beer Pong.

I'll see you later. Yeah.

I'll talk to you soon, okay? Wait. Wait, Jeremy.

I'm from Florida. Well, that explains it.

I'm gonna have to deal with that. No, no, no. Let me handle it.

I'm not gonna give up on finding Stefan. Of course not.

I'm supposed to care what he thinks? What you're supposed to do...

If he breaks it, he'll be a true hybrid. So that's a werewolf bite.

If I find anything, I'll call you. But...

If you don't, I'm gonna keep dating. What would I say?

If you need your own bedroom... And sleep in your dead parents' room...

Is everything okay with you? Yeah.

Is his stash any good? You're an ass.

Isn't he? The only reason Stefan left with Klaus...

It's a werewolf thing too. Hmm.

It's like I can't turn it off. Yeah.

It's quiet. Yeah, too quiet.

Let's get out of here. Mm hm.

Maybe he doesn't want to find him. Tyler.

Memphis. Another dead end, you mean?

Moved down to Tennessee. Huh.

My brother's still on our trail? He's getting closer.

No. You're wrong. I've seen it happen before.

Not cool, brother. Oh, come on.

Nothing. Did you just say "Vicki"?

Oh. Stoner den. Buzz kill. Ahem.

Okay, should I not be dating? Hey, you're horny all the time, right?

Party central. Where are you?

See you at the party. Ha, ha. Get me that address.

See you in a bit. Oh, Caroline, wait, just...

Sleeping on the couch? I wait for them to kick me out.

Stop it, Damon. No, you stop, Elena

Tell her thank you for her help. All right. I gotta go.

Tyler Lockwood bit me. We'll find something. A cure

Vampire for sure. Stefan for sure.

Vampires. You're swifty swift, Ray.

We haven't had one in a while. Okay. I'll check it out.

Well, it's a complicated dynamic. Hmm.

Well, maybe he'll fire me. Heh. Aim high.

Well, would you be a dear...? I think you can probably get it yourself.

What are we drinking? Ha, ha.

What are you gonna do now? It's time for step two, Ray.

What happened in the car, man? Nothing.

What kind of things? Just things I shouldn't be seeing.

What the hell? Ugh.

What was that about? Nothing.

What? He's left a trail of body parts...

What's going on? Please don't be alarmed.

Which one? Pensacola guy? Uh huh.

Who wants to know? I've been looking everywhere for you.

Yeah, Elena told me. The thing is, ever since I came back...

You can move now. No!

You don't know that. You're right.

You knew I was here. You should learn to knock.

You stole it? No. I found it.

You up for a road trip? Ha, ha.

You want your cure? There it is. Your blood is the cure.

You what? A hybrid, Ray. I'm both.

You would have liked me. I like you now.

You're causing some problems

You're dripping a little. Mm hm.