Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Edit

A A About what?

A And they're wooing me!

A bellyful of just how over him I am.

A big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword.

A big one.

A boyfriend?

A bunch of drugs, did you?

A call still sounded.

A Chia Pet.

A cleansing is like a baptism? Right?

A committee, like you said

A confidence derived from self reliance.

A connection?

A couple of miles outside of Boston there was this quarry,

A curse! Something nasty.

A curse?!

A decent spot of violence.

A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.

A demon named Lagos is coming here to the Hellmouth.

A demon?

A different side of your father's money.

A dog's all I wanted.

A dog's friendship is stronger than reason...

A doodle. I do doodle.

A double date!

A drunken, whoring layabout...

A feather. And who will I be tickling?

A fight like that and no kill...

A friend in Oakland

A friend of Buffy's is keeping it there.

A friend of mine called with a lead.

A friend. Do you have it?

A girl?

A girls' school?

A good slayer is a cautious slayer.

A good touch.

A great student, a star athlete,

A group of... human beings.

A heck of an interesting phone call.

A hellhound trained to attack people in formal wear...

A higher power guiding us?

A human transforming into a demon,

A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this?

A human. I should have smelled it right away.

A hundred helpless kids to feed on.

A hundred long years will pass here.

A leasing agreement, should be recent.

A limo? A big. Expensive limo?

A little bit late.

A little bit.

A little dancing. a little cross multiplying.

A little headachy, but...

A little more discontent than canary.

A little now. A little then.

A little scary.

A little skinny.

A little slow in some stuff...

A lost cause.

A lot of people came to my welcome home party.

A lot of people like that... It's too much.

A lot of reflex evaluation

A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful...

A lot of things...

A lot of times when we're working on stuff like this,

A lot of weird stuff happens here."

A lot.

A love spell! Are you brain dead?

A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.

A male student was found in the woods

A man in Ecuador, quite recently.

A man playing at cards

A manibus arcam intende.

A millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species,

A murder.

A part of the demon.

A perfectly good cultural stereotype here.

A person slips up on the little things.

A phone.

A powerful new group

A pretty darn big disappointment...

A private limo!

A professional couldn't have helped me.

A recente malo resoluto.

A report, excavation of some old lava bed.

A scary, veiny...

A short idiot.

A show performed on ice.

A six course banquet of nothing

A slayer up for murder one.

A slayer's not just physical prowess.

A spell?

A spell?

A superhero.

A tall man, a friend... a friend of hers.

A telephone.

A thing? A date?

A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

A trade. Intriguing.

A tribute? Like what?

A vampire couldn't accelerate the aging process.

A vampire slayer?

A vampire.

A vampire's personality

A very large one.

A what?

A word of advice?

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaahhhh!

Aaagh!

Aaagh!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaahh.

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aah aah aaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Help me, please!

Aah! Help!

Aah.

Aah.

Aah.

Aah.

Aah.

Aah. Aah. Aah.

Aah. Ooh.

Aargh!

Aaron.

About 20 feet from where you're standing.

About 5 million times to get the sewer out of my hair,

About 800 years ago, in the Kaskov valleys above the Urals,

About a young girl's entire future!

About all the men you destroyed back in your demon days?

About all this scary life stuff.

About being the slayer.

About getting rid of all the students.

About going to school in a foreign country.

About half an hour after Xander rescued me.

About kindly old people and saving the farm

About me!

About sewer maintenance and repair.

About taking out the whole place with a semiautomatic?

About that whole Angel Buffy thing.

About the mean old witch.

About the past.

About the rise of mysticism among adolescents,

About this cage?

About this us against Cordelia thing

About us overscheduling you.

About who could have done this?

About witches.

About you

About you

About you becoming like a demon.

About your experience of defeating Acathla and Angel.

About your new boyfriend. who we made up... unless we didn't?

Absolute evil, older than man, than demons.

Absolutely not

Absolutely.

Academically dangerous?

Acathla sucked him into hell instead of the world.

Acathla was facing south?

Acathla. Angel. Me.

Ack! No more.

Across the mortal globe.

Actions having consequences. You know, stuff like that.

Actual fingers.

Actually, I can handle this one solo.

Actually, I do have a date.

Actually, I think they may have.

Actually, I was more thinking Oz will be there...

Actually, I was thinking of stabbing you through the heart with it.

Actually, it is that I don't trust you.

Actually, it is.

Actually, it's pretty dull, you know.

Actually, no.

Actually, there were a few pages that were kind of interesting...

Actually, this could open up so many...

Actually, this isn't about you

Actually, yeah.

Actually? Bye!

Actually? Bye!

Actually. I came to give you the rest of the night off.

Actually. I think he makes his own drums.

Actually. I'm looking forward to it

Actually. She can't.

Actually. They're kind of for me.

Actually. You did...

Actually...

Actually... we have a slight change in plan, Buff.

Add this and stir. I just saw Debbie a minute ago

Adjust right ten degrees.

Admit it.

Admit it. Sometimes you just need a big strong man.

Adult Pierce Brosnan y eyes all over my Cordy

After a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up

After a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up

After a while. It even makes the fun parts...

After all that we've been through tonight.

After every meal and under your fingernails.

After it's finished with the mayor and Faith,

After the ascension.

After the hundred days, I'll be on a higher plane.

After they threw you off the bridge

After we stop the feeding frenzy.

After what happened, we gotta cut her some slack.

AfterJenny was killed.

Again with the grunting.

Again, see? No standards.

Again!

Again? Honey. don't you think Mr. Giles

Again.

Again... Katie's springing to mind.

Agreed.

Ah, by attempting to keep a valuable clue from us,

Ah, you know, Buffy, I don't even think Giles is right

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Yes. There we are.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. And you say he has

Ah. Buffy and food.

Ah. But I don't believe I did...

Ah. But instead he finds Buffy in a not so good mood.

Ah. Excuse me.

Ah. Score.

Ah. Speak of the really annoying person.

Ah. There were more articles.

Ah. There you are.

Ah... yes.

Aha!

Aha! A curse on slayers.

Aha! A love spell. Want that old lover to come back to you?

Ahem

Ahem.

Ahem. I'm sorry. Lohesh was a 4 winged soul killer, am I right?

Ahh

Ahh

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. Ahh.

Ahh. Ahh.

Ahh. But it's weird.

Ahh. But it's weird.

Ain't exactly nuns and orphans...

Airport?

All bow before Satan!

All by herself in that dingy little motel room?

All day it's been like, "Congratulations!" "Go away."

All dressed up in big sister's clothes

All good things.

All have big head starts.

All I could think about was getting her home.

All I know is I really wanna go to this dance, and I want someone to go with me.

All I wanted was to be homecoming queen.

All I'm saying is. we stay local...

All kinds of excitement.

All men are beasts. Buffy

All of a sudden, I... I could be something that's not me anymore.

All of my black clothes and scented candles.

All of our time together, we never tried chains.

All of you...

All right, "2 children found dead. Mysterious mark..."

All right, all right.

All right, busted.

All right, come on.

All right, everyone. Monsters, demons, world in peril.

All right, guys, what...

All right, I get it. You're evil.

All right, stop!

All right, ten more minutes of chanting, and then you guys have to go to bed.

All right, we're linked.

All right, you can come out now.

All right, you can open them up now.

All right! It's all me!

All right! Let's deal with this rationally.

All right! Yeah.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Have it your way.

All right. Come on. Let's not... freak out.

All right. Enough.

All right. Fine. I'll do it.

All right. I'll see if I can reach her watcher at the retreat.

All right. I'll stop giving you a hard time...

All right. Iook. These burns are too extensive.

All right. Look, I know that you mean well, Xander, but, um,

All right. Now, don't forget...

All right. Perhaps strength in numbers...

All right. Prepare to uncouple...

All right. Ready to go?

All right. Wait outside. Let us work.

All right. We'll split up.

All right. Well. Then. I'll see you.

All right. Yes. Date and shop

All right. You have one period to fill out your test booklets.

All right. You stay here and keep the motor running.

All right. You want to fry a witch?

All the Angel issues are still kind of with me.

All the demons that walk the earth are tainted,

All the excitement is finally over.

All the more reason to make her feel welcome.

All the older kids were too scared.

All the rent's paid up for the next 3 weeks.

All the same. You're all the same.

All the way into my liquor cabinet.

All these healthy young women..

All this sweating nightly, side by side action,

All this time, and not even once?

All this time, and you didn't say a word.

All this time, you saw what it was doing to me.

All those people you tried to save?

All tricked out with your walkies and everything.

All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it.

All your responsibilities.

Allan, don't we have security working in this building?

Almost done. Let me just get a few stray hairs from the body.

Almost friends.

Alone at last.

Alone? I don't know if I'd...

Alphonse: Did you find the girl?

Already dead guys with bombs.

Already I'm bored.

Also together.

Also. I think she wanted me otherwhere.

Although I don't know how I feel...

Although I don't recall them mentioning corsages.

Although I think it may technically be a sword

Although I'm fond... don't get me wrong... of you.

Although raven feathers tend to breed..

Although you certainly and without a doubt will be.

Although. I'm not exactly unpopular.

Always got to say somethig:

Always have been.

Always knew I would come here...

Always ready to kick a little bad guy butt.

Always ready to kick a little bad guy butt.

Always.

Am I a righteous man?

Am I a thing worth saving, huh?

Am I dreaming?

Am I getting a zit?

Am I invisible? Can you see me?

Am I late? Did we fight?

Am I the only one that remembers that?

Am I?

Amen.

Americans.

Amethyst.

Amongst the mortal animals.

Amulets. Cultish tattoos.

Amy said she looked pretty... scary.

Amy saw her last night at the mall.

An '82 V 6. You know the look.

An acolyte of Acathla, expert on demons.

An aspect of the demon?

An aspirin? Anyone? Ohh.

An exciting new obsession...

An extreme cold front has sprung up out of nowhere

An ice show?

An insider's perspective?

An occult sacrifice by a group

And 50% from behind the 3 point line.

And a big party says. "Welcome. Buffy."

And a book. I need a spell book. This isn't it

And a brilliant future.

And a change is gonna come

And a full moon rose high over the trees.

And a little not, which is also scary.

And a loose one would cause it to rock.

And a lot of pointless dueling.

And a part of me doesn't care.

And a place I'll never go

And a stick with pointy, sharp bits.

And a terrible disappointment to your parents.

And a tingly kind of feeling.

And a zesty new slayer to feed.

And abandoned your post and your friends and your mom

And after sunrise. if he forgets where his clothes are.

And after your lecture to me on not ducking out...

And afterwards I get a cookie.

And ain't nobody saying boo about it.

And all of a sudden. I hear this screaming from outside.

And all the kids used to swim there and jump off the rocks.

And all the troubles go away?

And all this would be, um...

And all your little lame ass friends

And almost kissing.

And almost let a vamp stake me.

And also, for not kicking my ass like you did in the bronze.

And Amy is a witch.

And And you're practically a genius.

And and, uh... or it doesn't even have to be real.

And Angel?

And as for patrolling,

And as I'm sure none of us is anxious to waste any time on pleasantries,

And as much as it kills me to admit it...

And as of now...

And be a grownup about it.

And be prepared for some groveling.

And because I just bought 20 "cocorific" candy bars.

And believe me, once this is all over,

And besides, I don't even own a kimono.

And besides, I have a shot at being a badass Wicca.

And Birkenstocks.

And bring the books to me.

And Buffy will be allowed back in.

And calling myself Sister Sunshine.

And can I kiss your earlobe?

And come graduation day, he's gettin' paid.

And concoct your little schemes.

And continue in thy favor...

And could you complain louder so all the vampires leave?

And cursing me for my youth.

And Dad. He just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire:

And defuse the situation as best you can.

And devise a proper and strategic stratagem.

And did you see Nancy Doyle's face in English class today?

And didn't you stop the world from ending?

And difficult spell.

And does he ever say he's sorry?

And doing my homework...

And doing my homework...

And don't do that!

And don't expect me to mourn for you, because...

And don't say anything.

And dying a virgin.

And enjoy the change in the weather.

And Eryishon brings it forth

And even up the odds a bit.

And ever shall be

And every school break after that.

And every year my dad buys me cotton candy

And everything went smoothly with Mr. Worth?

And everything's coming apart...

And explain everything very carefully.

And Faith acts like she doesn't even care.

And Faith got 3 of them on her at once...

And Faith was there.

And Faith?

And fetch the amulet.

And flossing...

And for one moment.

And for that rather effective light show you put on.

And for what it's worth. you have my vote.

And found you all unconscious... again.

And from the depths of the forest.

And get over it, and then boom, there he is.

And get right to it?

And get right to the dirt.

And get sugared up on mochas?

And get sugared up on mochas?

And Giles says it won't be the worst by a long shot.

And gives you, uh, uh, this."

And go on record about how I made you my boy toy for a night.

And go over your Roosevelt paper.

And guess what. We're setting up a vigil, for tonight, for city hall.

And half the time, you don't know what you're doing.

And hang out and go to school

And having a girlfriend at last would be a good thing.

And having actual friends

And he can't afford to take off right now

And he forgot the safety word.

And he made me pay the fine. even though it was huge.

And he shall arise.

And he shall arise.

And he spurned your advances. So be it.

And he was Angel again.

And he was, what, willing to sell them?

And he's a super maxi jerk...

And he's getting away!

And he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow.

And he's leaving the country.

And hello. Darkness.

And help us to lose you. Everyone's a winner.

And her actions. however ill advised.

And her dad just bought... What was it?

And her grade point average is enough to...

And here's a vamp that walked away from it.

And here's the mind numbing fear... what do I have to do?

And hootenanny. Well. it's chock full of hoot.

And hope that they're gonna go away.

And how did you do that?

And how did you get him, Faith?

And how many of us have been too afraid to speak out?

And how many votes for actual fun. Huh?

And how much of a strain does it put on you to maintain it?

And how old are we again?

And how she has to wear a name tag.

And I am in complete control of my slayer.

And I am...

And I believe the few remaining Eliminati

And I can beg for forgiveness.

And I can do anything I want.

And I can fool Giles...

And I can fool my friends...

And I can forgive that.

And I can just walk right inside.

And I can summon the 4 elements.

And I can't stay home because we no longer have one.

And I didn't ask for you to come to me with your problems.

And I didn't have anyone to talk to

And I don't care how sensitive they act.

And I don't know what's gonna happen

And I don't know. Maybe I finally got the Chanukah spirit.

And I don't like it.

And I don't think you do it because you have to.

And I don't think you're ready for that.

And I don't understand why.

And I don't want to do it.

And I found out that there are other types of people.

And I go to sleep on the grass.

And I got a little toy surprise.

And I got so scared I threw up on Woodstock.

And I got the grades,

And I got to stop him before he unleashes unholy havoc.

And I guess that was a bust.

And I happen to know that's factually true.

And I hate it!

And I have jack to show for it!

And I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.

And I heard you were the person to ask...

And I just realized that's what I want to do.

And I keep forgetting stuff.

And I killed him.

And I kind of freaked.

And I kissed him...

And I know firsthand that you're, um, like a wild thing.

And I know it'll cost me my soul...

And I know that it can't happen again.

And I know that none of us will rest easy

And I know that you're just trying to help,

And I know what that means to all you kids.

And I loved you.

And I ran.

And I really can't afford to do that right now.

And I respect that.

And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!"

And I said, "You know, I don't have to put up with this."

And I saw what he did to her...

And I say this is all moving much too fast.

And I shall be wearing pink taffeta,

And I shall not let it be!

And I should never have allowed Willow and, uh...

And I so wasn't ready for that.

And I think 5's a crowd.

And I think I'm kind of gay.

And I think it throws the vampires off

And I think that detective knows more than he's saying

And I thought that if you didn't have plans...

And I thought you might need a friend.

And I thought you were gonna come and deliver some personally.

And I thought.

And I tried to make you go away.

And I use sarcastic quote marks.

And I wanna share this with you

And I wanna trust you.

And I want in.

And I want you to do the guy thing.

And I want you to know I'm really sorry.

And I was really looking forward to doing them.

And I was shocked at the statistical...

And I was with her right until the end.

And I will catch up as soon as I put a lid on this jerk.

And I will not allow blunders like last night's attack.

And I wish I didn't have to.

And I wish that Xander Harris...

And I won't tolerate brooding.

And I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia

And I worried that it would be bruised or torn

And I would understand if you didn't...

And I'd like to feel that maybe you would...

And I'd like to know if any other colorful characters have come to town.

And I'd like to understand it.

And I'll be back in time for homecoming...

And I'll change it.

And I'll get you Druscilla back...

And I'll have no more need for...

And I'll have the place tidied up for you.

And I'll hook you up with the real power in this town.

And I'll just keep studying.

And I'll know when I land,

And I'll look at your ink blots and everything.

And I'll say it again.

And I'll stay here in case the babies. You know. Uh...

And I'll tell you what you need to know. How's that deal?

And I'll... go lock myself in the cage.

And I'm all, "I'm not afraid of you."

And I'm back now. Though.

And I'm capable of big fun.

And I'm dating a musician.

And I'm eating this banana.

And I'm flunking math.

And I'm gonna keep helping you get better.

And I'm highly caffeinated,

And I'm involved with someone.

And I'm just..

And I'm looking to share that with you and your whore!

And I'm not allowed to do anything about it.

And I'm not going to

And I'm not gonna be able to

And I'm not just talking about screwing vampires.

And I'm not sure it's in English.

And I'm not talking about the prose.

And I'm on the Net

And I'm sleeping without a stitch on.

And I'm starting to be geeky.

And I'm still afraid of a little bully likeJack O'Toole?

And I'm studying witchcraft

And I'm sure they're more important...

And I'm trying to concentrate

And I'm willing to testify to that in court if you need me.

And I've eliminated several possibilities.

And I've got Playboys in my locker.

And I've had schnapps.

And I've helped some...

And I've helped some...

And I've never seen anything like this.

And I've seen you post battle.

And if Buffy gets to him first?

And if he lives up to his rep. this place will be in flames.

And if I'd handed you a trombone. that would've been a problem. Summers.

And if it doesn't?

And if it opens?

And if no one knows who they are,

And if this were still a barter economy,

And if we all split the cost...

And if you can't?

And if you don't come in after me, I might die.

And if you don't come in after me, I might die.

And if you won't do it my way, then you're...

And if you won't help me,

And immolating the glove.

And improved.

And in some language that's English?

And is entitled to a public education.

And it had this weird sort of, uh, fringy stuff on its arms.

And it has nothing to do

And it has written here...

And it is our last homecoming dance.

And it makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking.

And it still requires the heart of the second demon...

And it's all...

And it's another Tuesday night in Sunnydale.

And it's every day.

And it's just freaking me out a little.

And it's like all the air just goes out of the room.

And it's not just mine.

And it's painful...

And it's very specific.

And it's. Uh. Fun to sell chocolate.

And just hope the killer's not waiting outside.

And just when you were thinking career change.

And killing vampires.

And later on. When the candy wore off. they'd blame themselves.

And leave us to clean up the mess.

And lectures and discussions.

And let it do its magical little healie thing.

And let's forget the fact...

And lots of girls have older boyfriends.

And M.I.T. is a Clearasil ad with housing.

And made him lay awake every night worrying about you?

And making them pay

And marnox root.

And maybe a drawer, you know, for some of my stuff.

And maybe next time that the world is getting sucked into hell,

And Michael is whatever the boy of witch is,

And more importantly, 2 losers.

And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe,

And most importantly. What it plans to do with this blasted glove.

And Mr. Sanderson from the bank had it coming?

And Mr. Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal.

And Mr. Trick, you better think of it soon.

And my teacher says I have success issues.

And Mystery Of Acathla:

And narrowed it down to a dozen strong suspects.

And nice acronym, Mom.

And no matter what, I'll always be with you.

And no means no. So. Um...

And no one's ever tried to take him out?

And no way!

And nobody gets hurt.

And nobody's really paying attention.

And not have quite as many mysterious deaths.

And not just because I plan to kill the both of you...

And not just in a homicidal, "I want to be a demon" way.

And not just me alone in my room...

And nothing could stand in their way because tonight was the night..

And now he's dead, I'll never have the chance to scold him.

And now here we are. and it's homecoming

And now I have all these "feelings."

And now I'm gonna get a big case of the bumpies

And now I'm never gonna get the chance to tell him.

And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High.

And now it's all zippity doo dah.

And now my best friend is...

And now she's going to be double freaked

And now things are back like they're supposed to be.

And now we're supposed to decide...