Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Edit

A bitca?

A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.

A bonus day of class plus Cordelia. Add rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!

A brain.

A celebration of cultures has lots of dress up alternatives.

A circus freak. Yuck!

A couple of days, and we'll do the two things every teen should have the chance to do.

A covalent bond, which means these two atoms are linked by...

A demon. Technically. I mean, I'm not a bad guy.

A dulcet choir of pretty little birdies?

A fear we'll soon get to experience for ourselves, up close in person.

A few... but none I'd care to share until I can verify.

A full moon like tonight tends to bring out the crazies.

A game? I... No!

A girl may seem spiffy, but if she ignores her flossing, the bloom is definitely off the rose.

A good fighter needs to know how to improvise, go with the flow...

A history of domestic violence, a criminal record... Ooh! Cookies!

A hobby of mine. But having nothing to do with Buffy in any way.

A hundred years... just hanging out, feeling guilty,...

A long, long time, Too long to do anything that might change that now.

A lot of educators tell students Think of your principal as your pal.

A lot of parents are doing it. It's part of this cultural exchange megillah.

A man can only talk self tanning lotion for so long.

A man of taste.

A motel or somethin'. Maybe... maybe one with an ice machine.

A movie maybe?

A person doesn't just wake up and stop loving somebody!

A person doesn't just wake up one day and stop loving somebody.

A pretty fire.

A rock band, with Spike here.

A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

A slayer, huh?

A sometime paramour of Spike's. She was killed by an angry mob in Prague.

A spirit vault for rituals of the undead. I've got one.

A stranger in my house for two weeks.

A student murdered a teacher on the night of the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

A team player wants everyone on the team to succeed, wants everyone to pass.

A tomb... with a surprise inside.

A trophy? A horrible conversation piece?

A true creature of evil can survive the process. No human ever has.

A true mother, giving birth to new life and devouring old.

A unitard with cat things, like ears and stuff.

A very interesting perspective. Would anyone else like to comment?

A werewolf in love!

A world full of big, bad things.

Aargh! Don't let go!

Aargh! Oh, my God!

Abbott and Costello. The A. Now those were teams.

About a couple of hundred demons ago.

About the ritual?

About trout.

About what?

Absolutely. I plan to forget it all and pick up where we left off.

Absolutely. Let me read up on Drusilla, see if she has any particular patterns.

Absolutely. You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?

Acathla opens his big mouth, creates a vortex.

Acathla the demon came forth to swallow the world

Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do,...

Acathla, mundatus sum,

Acathla. And the information provided by Kendra's watcher seems conclusive.

According to statistics, Dodd and Cameron were the best swimmers on the team.

According to this, du Lac destroyed every Cross except the one buried with him.

Actually, I think I'm starting to feel better.

Actually, I was counting on it.

Actually, not just now. Erm, I have a matter to discuss with... with Buffy.

Actually, yes. I suppose I am.

Actually... I can.

After a couple of days they're useless. They're gonna need something fresh.

After classes I'll come and help you.

After he killed her, he went into the music room and shot himself.

After meeting you, Buffy, I realised that the handbook would be of no use in your case.

After my computer class we'll rock on chemistry.

After the fall of the Soviet Union,...

After you bake it, you fry it in herbs and olive oil, but you gotta use a cast iron skillet.

After your immolation o gram? Come on, I had to show.

Again, so many words. Couldn't you just say "we'd be in trouble"?

Again, you're annoying me. You're lucky we need you on our side.

Again? Do you really expect Angel to turn up tonight?

Aggressive behaviour, run ins with authorities..

Agreed.

Agreed. We have five hours before sundown.

Ah, come on!

Ah, I'll wing it.

Ah, so let me guess. That means grave danger.

Ah, sorry, Dru.

Ah! The dreaded five par cuckoo clock!

Ah. And we enter dateville. Romance, flowers.

All a part of his little guy games. It's like he's there, then he's not there

All Amy wants to do is talk honeymoon plans

All I want is you.

All I'm suggesting is... that you recheck your figures.

All in all, this is not a big self esteem booster.

All it took was the chance of a free makeover and you licked his hand like a dumb dog!

All of you.

All right,

All right, I'll go up and get chanty with the fellas.

All right, I'll tell him myself

All right, I've got something. It's Latin, so bear with me

All right, let's... let's review.

All right, listen up and answer when I call your name!

All right, sugar lips.

All right, that's enough.

All right, what do you want? Hush money? Is that what you're after?

All right! We'll fight.

All right.

All right. I know.

All right. I see a lot of hunting getting done in that scenario.

All right. I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild.

All right. I'm in.

All right. It's over.

All right. Just...

All right. Talk.

All right. Which one's Dwayne and which one's Dell? Don't tell me.

All right. You can play,...

All right. You're the expert.

All right. You've had your fun.

All the Hail Mays in the world won't help.

All the way to the end. Breathe deep.

All those times I beat the crap outta you...

All you had to do was love me!

All you will get from me is my support...

All's well that ends with cute ER doctors, I always say.

Alone at last.

Along with the rest of this miserable town.

Also, Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.

Also, not the prettiest man in town.

Although I guess you proved that last night.

Although, er... sometimes I feel as though I do, working here.

Although, for the first time, I'm glad my parents didn't let me have a puppy.

Always adaptable and nurturing, yet...

Am I the only one that's noticed that thing?

Am I the only one who's objective enough to make that distinction?

Among teens, unwanted pregnancy is the No.1 negative consequence of sexual activity.

Ampata wasn't evil.

Ampata, don't you look wonderful!

Ampata, listen to me. Nobody's gonna hurt you. I won't let them.

Ampata!

Ampata!

Ampata!

Ampata!

Ampata! Ampata Gutierrez?

Ampata's alone. I don't know how good his English is.

Ampata's only staying two weeks.

Amy turned her into a rat.

Amy Yip at the water slide park.

Amy. Good to see ya.

An amateur psycho. Amy shouldn't be messing with that stuff.

An intern found me. It's a miracle, Joyce.

An offering buried alive for eternity in this dark tomb.

An outfit that you may never buy

And a special one you'll have.

And a stake would be nice!

And a team's gotta eat.

And all we have to do is find her first.

And almost 65% of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

And an equal number of mocking alternatives, all aimed at me.

And anyway, Angel's coming, so she'll be able to protect him and have cake.

And anyways, love isn't always like that.

And as a guest, if there's anything I can do for you,...

And as long as Angel's fighting me,...

And attacked him.

And don't lie to me. I'm tired of it.

And don't stress over the gift.

And downward. Like this.

And everybody who changed, they acquired their costumes where?

And for Eric, the unattainable would include everyone that's alive.

And getting kicked out of school is laughs aplenty?

And he breaks into the open field for a 95 yard touchdown.

And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence.

And he makes amends for his evil. He even saved my life.

And he was gleeful about tormenting Theresa.

And he was into it? He wants to see you at bedtime too?

And he will die and you will be fully restored, my black goddess.

And he... has proven more than once that he loved you.

And he's in a band. We know what kind that attracts.

And hear you beg before I smash in your face.

And here's how you eat it.

And hide!

And hopefully, we'll be ready.

And how long has that been goin' on?

And I am really jinxin' the hell out of us by sayin' that.

And I can take a hint.

And I could care less. I have a daughter who can take care of herself.

And I coulda stopped it.

And I do think she cared about you.

And I don't have a scratch on me. Which hurts my case a little,...

And I don't need to kill you.

And I don't want danger. Big "no" to danger, but I may be the best person to do this.

And I don't want him to be lonely.

And I found a bunch of files and Internet sites on paganism and magic and stuff.

And I had a really fun time with the rest. I mean, the part with you.

And I know the peasants were all depressed.

And I lied to you because I thought it was the right thing to do.

And I said extra jelly.

And I should know. I was there.

And I think we need to cut him some slack.

And I think we'll find a grade more fitting to an athlete of Gage's stature.

And I thought maybe, you know, if you're free, you might ask me.

And I want both a paper printout and a copy on disk. Thank you.

And I want you to go with me to the dance.

And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like.

And I'd say he found something.

And I'll pack some food. Who else likes powdered doughnuts?

And I'm gonna be there.

And I'm in a little restaurant eating ziti.

And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.

And I'm laying on my towel. And it's just before sunset.

And I'm one of the few.

And I'm stuck with the numb brain that let Mr Mutant inside in the first place!

And I'm takin' up sunbathing.

And I've named her Sunshine.

And if Dru dies,...

And if I had to do it all over again...

And if things go the way I hope,...

And if what you say is true, and the entire female population is affected...

And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again.

And if you two aren't with me 110%, then get the hell out of my library.

And invite everyone. And drink for seven days and seven nights.

And it felt... OK.

And it just makes everything... easier.

And it walks and it talks and it remembers your life, but it's not you.

And it's broken.

And it's just gettin' funnier

And it's kind of a secret and it's a little bit scary.

And keep your mom aged mitts off my boyfriend.

And Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake.

And maybe that's all we have here tawdry, teen lust.

And me? What was I supposed to be paying for?

And miss the nitro burning funny cars? Couldn't have that.

And no, I I haven't any children.

And not a boy. Cos we thought a boy was coming, and here you are in a... girl way.

And not dying Saturday.

And on the day she took her holy orders,...

And on your right, once again, the beautiful campus.

And once I kill her, you can have your run of Sunnyhell and get strong again.

And pomegranates.

And she cries?

And she's the only woman we've seen speak to you. Add it up, it all spells "Duh".

And so will we all.

And someone brought forth this sea monster from whence it came to exact that revenge.

And speaking of love...

And suck the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather be in the dark.

And Ted ain't one of 'em.

And thank you so much for your support!

And that bothers me more than I'd like.

And that my first husband will be a balding, homeless man!

And that works, too.

And that's on the empty side.

And that's really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all.

And the delivery was off, too. I'm sorry.

And the dental plan is crap.

And the heart...

And the look says "Crazy Homeless Guy". It's not good.

And the monkey's just I mock you with my monkey pants!

And the other theme was "Buy American" but it got buried.

And the other three chant in other places around the school, forming a triangle.

And the part at the end of the night where we say goodbye?

And then a sudden need for cheese.

And then he keeps bringing her back over and over.

And then I'm meeting some of the guys for plasma transfusions at five.

And then my mom broke the plate.

And then there's a big coup in the zoo.

And then you, you of all people, you bring it out of me!

And then... God, this town will burn.

And there are no more tables left...

And there were worms in my baguette.

And there's terrible confusion.

And they fought. The cats. And then they left.

And this,...

And this...

And those guys never chip in for gas.

And those two, they also know you are the Slayer?

And though unwanted, unbidden....

And use their bones to bash your head in.

And very sad.

And we all know you are the champion of innocence...

And we always defeat them and save the day.

And we're absolutely certain that Angel has reverted to his former self?

And what a package you are. The Stink Guy!

And what are you gonna do?

And what would that be, Cordelia? Barrette Appreciation Day?

And what?

And what's your plan for fighting this dark power? You gonna attack people randomly?

And while there is no scientific explanation for the lunar effect on the human psyche,...

And who am I gonna call every night...

And with every life I take, it will increase further.

And without a translated text, the orbs of Thesulah are pretty much useless. I know.

And yes. I'm sure.

And yet, ironically, it led to the invention of the MoonPie.

And you came to protect me. I'm touched.

And you can chalk it all up to hormones.

And you don't have to whisper. Mom's in LA till Thursday art buying or something.

And you don't smoke.

And you don't want to do it again.

And you fall for it every single time!

And you know I'd do the same for you if you had a social life.

And you know what? I have just the perfect music.

And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date.

And you made her a vampire.

And you put the tag back in my shirt. But I guess none of that means anything,...

And you waited till now to tell us this because?

And you were supposed to be a soldier,...

And you, try to dress more appropriately from now on. This isn't a dance club.

And you... Are we having a chair shortage?

And you'll spend your best dating years inside a mental institution.

And, just as I get there, all your teachers miraculously have stepped out.

And, of course, the occult by night.

And, uh... I found this in her drawer.

And, um, then there was... another cat.

And, um... this.

And, Willow, come here.

And, Willow... Willow!

And?

And...

And... and we can still date.

And... everyone else's eggs seem perfectly normal.

And... I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say good night now.

Ange and I have been... Never mind.

Angel

Angel always knows...

Angel and I do recon, see how far they've got assembling the Judge.

Angel and the Slayer are still alive.

Angel could be of help to us.

Angel could pull it off.

Angel crossing over to the other side... I wasn't prepared for that.

Angel did.

Angel himself?

Angel is gone,

Angel must also perform a ritual before he can remove the sword and awaken Acathla.

Angel must have known.

Angel once told me that when he was obsessed with Drusilla,...

Angel sends his love.

Angel should be eliminated.

Angel stopped by? Wow!

Angel was 18. And still human.

Angel was in your bedroom?!

Angel was meant to suffer.

Angel was supposed to pay for what he did to my people.

Angel would never fall for her act.

Angel, do you know if this Spike fellow goes under any other name?

Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't.

Angel, I've got good news.

Angel, there must be some part of you that remembers who you are.

Angel, this happened before. The dreams I had about the Master. They came true.

Angel, when I look into the future,...

Angel!

Angel!

Angel!

Angel!

Angel! The box!

Angel?

Angel?

Angel?

Angel? Any luck?

Angel? The, um... the college boy who was tutoring you in history?

Angel? You mean Angelus?

Angel.

Angel. He was in my room last night.

Angel. He's Drusilla's sire.

Angel...

Angel...

Angel...

Angel... um, look over your shoulder.

Angel's in front of the TV with a big blood belly, dreamin' of the glory days...

Angel's only doing this to try to get you to do something stupid.

Angel's our friend.

Angel's the key.

Another five minutes, though, and Angel will be dead, so I forbear.

Another person I wasn't in time to save.

Another secret to conscientious egg care. Pot of scalding water and about 8 minutes.

Any gills yet?

Any idea where else the boys and girls get together around here?

Any ideas?

Any sign of her? She said she was coming.

Anybody tries to leave without giving me a paper is looking at a failing grade.

Anyone home?

Anyone interesting? Like Angel?

Anyone who cuts dead girls into pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt.

Anything to help my daughter get well.

Anyway, he was being totally irrational.

Anyway, lately it is.

Anyway, since he changed, he's been kinda following me around.

Anyway, we've gotta examine it further.

Apparently, there's been a really big mix up.

Are they OK?

Are those tears of joy?

Are we feeling better, then?

Are we overlooking the idea that she may be attracted to me?

Are we still on for our chem tutorial?

Are you 'fessing up?

Are you a people person or do you prefer keeping your own company?

Are you a quitter? No room for quitters in this team.

Are you all right, Jenny?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? Were you hurt?

Are you certain you're up to the challenge?

Are you crazy? I know you've been accused of fighting, but those guys are serious.

Are you crazy? I saw that movie. Even the priest died!

Are you crazy? Now something bad is gonna happen.

Are you dead set on this, pet?

Are you drinking coffee again? Cos we've talked about this.

Are you getting a word picture here?

Are you gonna pester me with questions all damn day?

Are you in love with him?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

Are you listening to me? He could die!

Are you lost?

Are you noticing a theme here?

Are you nuts? You think I would tell people that I spent the whole evening with you?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you saying I can't handle this? That I can't fight these people?

Are you saying that you can't look at me when we do... whatever it is we do?

Are you sure you're OK?

Are you sure you're up for this?

Are you sure your egg is secure in that?

Are you sure? I mean, I don't know what his type is.

Are you telling the truth?

Are you that anxious to come up against him?

Are you that big a fool?

Are you tripping? You bring her here... now?

Are you tripping? You wanted me to break up with him.

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

Are you two engaged?

Are you wearing a bra?

Aren't you a throw himself to the lions sort of sap these days?

Aren't you gonna open your present?

Aren't you pleased to see your old mate, Rupert?

Aren't you with Xander?

Argh! Buffy!

Aromatherapy. It's in the steam.

Around Valentine's Day he's rather prone to...

Art and buildings. I was totally beachless for a month and a half

As a matter of fact, I know someone who's dying to meet you.

As a matter of fact, it's a very expensive one,...

As a matter of fact,...

As defending champion, you nervous?

As far as he's concerned, I have the night off.

As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.

As in vampires, yay?.

As it should be calm, I thought we might work on some new battle techniques.

As long as he's not smelly, dirty or... something gross.

As long as I am, Angel's not gonna kill anybody else.

As long as I'm forced to stay here, I'm gonna find out what.

As long as I'm forced to stay here, I'm gonna find out what.

As long as scum like you is walking...

As long as the Slayer's alive, whoever takes his place will be sharing his grave.

As much as I hate to say this, we should really go kill bad guys.

As of today?

As soon as possible.

As soon as the sun sets, they'll be comin'.

As they have been before, and I imagine will be again.

As your Watcher, I'm telling you unequivocally to stay out of it.

Ask her to bless your laptop.

Ask her. She knows what I mean.

Assuming they don't attack tonight, we should let her be.

At Halloween, I got turned into a soldier.

At its best, it's unadorned aggression. It's such a rugged contest.

At last count, all of 'em, maybe more.

At least I'm the lameness who cares, which is more than you do.

At least not to begin with.

At least someone in this school is reading.

At least with you I knew he didn't have a shot.

At nine.

Aunt Maureen? Hey, it's me.

Aw. Come here.

Ay caramba! I can also say that.

Babe?.

Baby likes to play.

Back now.

Back off!

Back off!

Backer was curing the kids and taking away its food.

Bad break up, huh?

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be in me.

Be my guest.

Be my guest. I'll just feed and run.

Be quiet.

Be ready to back me up when I make my move.

Be seein' ya!

Be simpler if I could just hate him.

Be thinkin' of you.

Be... in me.

Be... in my eyes.

Bear witness...

Beats me.

Beautiful!

Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire.

Because I have a friend not me that was in a Miata parked on top of the hill...

Because this new, improved one is not playing with a full sack.

Because you can't discipline her, I have to be the ogre.

Because you did that sexy dance with him?

Because you mess up this time and your parents will be cleaning out your lockers.

Because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi...

Because, you know, when I'm in the vastness of the ocean, it's... it's like I'm never alone.

Because...

Because... I do not deserve you.

Been meaning to thank you for that.

Before 1935, the New Deal focused on revitalising stricken business...

Before me.

Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!

Before you throw away the key, give her the benefit of the doubt.

Beg to differ

Beg to differ.

Begin.

Behold, these poor mortals.

Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.

Being dead, it has no way to... to make its peace.

Believe me when I say "Uh huh".

Believe me, I am counting the days.

Believe me, I'm gonna give that wolfie somethin' to howl about

Bells ringing? Fireworks?

Besides me, I mean.

Besides the behaviour problem, he won't do homework and his test scores are...

Besides, Cordy and I are really gettin' along.

Besides, I could use a little action anyway.

Besides, I'm not breaking any rules.

Besides, it was so creepy. That Master guy, all the screaming. I don't like to think about it.

Besides, no way does Buffy put the big hurt on an innocent man.

Better safe than sorry.

Big windows, lovely gardens.

Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here.

Billy Fordham, this is Xander and Willow.

Black Lagoon. The creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields

Blah blah blah.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two days since my last confession.

Blessed by the knight who first slew the demon.

Blonde. Approximately 16 years old. Suspect is very dangerous.

Blood. Of course. The blood on my hands must be my own.

Bloody right I will. Fair enough. What's your plan?

Blow out the candle now!

Bodyguard? Interesting.

Book cracker Buffy. It's kind of her nickname.

Both coffins empty makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies.

Bottom line is, even if you see 'em comin....

Boy, I guess we never realised how much you like that chair.

Boy, isn't this my lucky day?

Boy, that was some kiss.

Boy, that was the best scavenger hunt ever!

Boy, there's a demon for everything.

Boy, they really like each other.

Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?

Boy! I was just gonna go with big and wet.

Boy! You guys really never come up with any new lines, do you?

Boys...

Boys... Boys, uh, now... Now, boys...

Break it. Right now. Smash it with something heavy.

Break the spell, Ethan. Then leave this place and never come back.

Breakfast of state champions. You betcha.

Breathe, OK? Breathe. You're gonna faint again.

Bring him to me.

Bringer of war, poisoners,...

Brittany Podelle was making out with Owen Stadeal, but he goes with Bara Williams. If...

Buff, for the love of God, don't open that raincoat.

Buffy can take care of herself.

Buffy has decided the problem with English is all those pesky words.

Buffy killed a vampire last night.

Buffy said that what a girl makes has to be the first move..

Buffy said you were close.

Buffy Summers?

Buffy Summers?

Buffy was right. The time for touchy feely communication has passed.

Buffy would be OK. Whoever she is now, she's helpless. Come on!

Buffy, are you all right?

Buffy, are you OK?

Buffy, are you OK?

Buffy, are you OK?

Buffy, come on. One night of rest is not gonna kill you.

Buffy, come out! I don't stand for this kind of malarkey in my house!

Buffy, get out of here, OK? We'll be all right.

Buffy, get out of here.

Buffy, Giles did buy...

Buffy, help me!

Buffy, how about a nice game of Parcheesi?

Buffy, how come you weren't in class?

Buffy, hurry! Your hand!

Buffy, I believe he's, um...

Buffy, I bet the boys are lined up around the block trying to get a date with you.

Buffy, I do not have any lipstick.

Buffy, I I've never heard of a revivification ritual being successful.

Buffy, I love the hair. It just screams street urchin.

Buffy, I love Willow and she's my best friend,...

Buffy, I understand your concern, but it's imperative that you keep a level head.

Buffy, I want to apologise. That wasn't how I wanted us to meet.

Buffy, it just seems like you want him to be corrupt or something.

Buffy, look out!

Buffy, no one could replace you. You'll always be Giles' favourite.

Buffy, no!

Buffy, stop that! Stop it!

Buffy, that's 100 per cent pure. It'll kill you in an instant.

Buffy, that's enough.

Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel.

Buffy, this is Ted.

Buffy, unless this is an emergency, I'll see you on Monday.

Buffy, we gotta do something now,

Buffy, we're gonna get this thing. We have another whole night.

Buffy, what is it?

Buffy, what is it?

Buffy, what's going on?

Buffy, where are your priorities?

Buffy, who are you talking to at this... Why are you dressed?

Buffy, you acted wrongly, I admit that. But it's hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make.

Buffy, you can shut me out of your life. I am used to that

Buffy, you can't blame yourself for every death in Sunnydale.

Buffy, you don't think...

Buffy, you know that if I have a chance to make this up...

Buffy, your mother and I are taking it one step at a time.

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy!

Buffy! Are you OK?

Buffy! Erm... Yes, er...

Buffy! I feel a pre birthday spankin' comin' on.

Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe.

Buffy! Slow down, please!

Buffy! You're all right.

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy?

Buffy? Are you going to bed?

Buffy? Excuse me.

Buffy? Hello?

Buffy? Hi, sweetheart.

Buffy?!

Buffy.

Buffy.

Buffy. It's late. Are you all right?

Buffy. May I come in?

Buffy. So how was your night?

Buffy. Thank you.

Buffy...

Buffy... You scared me.

Buffy's about to lose it. We should try to reach minimum safe distance.

Buffy's been so down since it happened. I mean, she never gets sick.

Buffy's cleared. Willow, you are the best human ever, I adore you!

Buffy's going for the big showdown. I wish we could help. You know, without dying.

Buffy's never acted like this before.

Buffy's not in any shape to patrol. The least I can do is pick up the slack. Someone has to.

Buffy's not in here for cosmetic surgery.

Buffy's party will go ahead as we planned. Except I won't be wearing a little hat.

Buffy's turning 17 just once, and she deserves a party.

Buffy's white knight.

Burping... Urgh. Check.

Bus 219, continuing service to Los Angeles, now arriving Sunnydale...

But a thin streetwalker.

But Acathla redeems me.

But any fool can see it predates their iconology.

But apparently no one took that into consideration, cos I'm still dyin'.

But boys have other needs.

But Buffy must fight alone. You are, after all, the Slay...

But despair is for the living.

But do you think Cordelia will like it?

But don't expect me to ever stop caring about you, because it's never gonna happen.

But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in.

But don't worry. When you wake up you'll have the body of a 17 year old.

But even if she was, we'd deal.

But feel free to come in if you hear me scream.

But friendships change all the time

But guess what? You've got me...

But having you constantly pokin' around, makin' puppy dog eyes, askin' if I'm OK..

But he had my diary, and I tried to take it back, and that's when he hit me.

But he made it perfectly clear of what he wasn't telling me.

But her records show her improving and then suddenly deteriorating...

But his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off Slayer.

But HoHos are a vital part of my cognitive process.

But honestly, I sort of hope you don't.

But how do you know you were responsible for...

But how long till this wears off and you start ragging on me again?

But I could do other stuff. Career day stuff.

But I did everything I could to comfort him.

But I did... just see her a minute ago and she is around here somewhere.

But I didn't even get my test back.

But I don't mean to, Father, I swear!

But I don't wanna dress like you.

But I have to get to class.

But I just got so bored.

But I know people, and my gut tells me this is a wrong guy.

But I know they'd want their friends to go on and win that state championship.

But I strongly suggest that you get there before that happens.

But I think I finally am,

But I think this represents...

But I think you wanna forget about Miss Calendar's murder...

But I thought he was here to stop Acathla. Not to bring him forth.

But I want Oz to get an A. And oh, one of those gold stars.

But I'll be back. I will.

But I'm kinda curious to find out.

But I'm not gonna "take" Willow in the sense of "take me".

But I'm not the one you need to make it up to.

But I'm OK with the other part.

But I've changed.

But I've named them all the same name.

But if I don't get there in time, or if I lose,...

But if it's guilt you're looking for, Buffy, I'm not your man.

But if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?

But it can't ever happen! It always ends the same,...

But it does,

But it was not fair. I was innocent.

But it will get Eyghon off my scent.

But it's my birthday.

But it's not doable.

But it's over.

But it's over. It has to be!

But just, er... get some air... and, er... a good night's rest, you know.

But landscaping was yesterday, so law enforcement it is.

But look what I got stuck with! "Momento", "Punchy fruity drinky".

But maybe not.

But nobody messes with my boyfriend.

But not as much as this will.

But not for ever, right?

But not to kill.

But now he's back.