Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Edit

A bit of cold comfort from the cellar dweller. Just don't make a thing out of it.

A British Yul Brynner.

A captain, OK? People look up to you and you need to keep that in mind when you...

A captive audience for your witless prattle.

A crypt actually, but nicer. A bit more...

A day and a half of researching, and we finally try looking up her.

A demon called "Gnarl." He's a parasite with these nasty long fingernails.

A ferociously powerful killing machine as single minded as an animal.

A few hours sleep will do a world of difference.

A few hours.

A few more days till it starts, and... then we'll never know what's coming next.

A few more days till it starts, and... then we'll never know what's coming next.

A four year old could figure it.

A four year old could figure it.

A girl.

A girl.

A guy looks at me, let's just say his priorities shift.

A hard day's principalling got you down, you need a place to cut loose, let your hair down.

A knife now, is it?

A limp, sentimental fool.

A little bit.

A little drool.

A little place to unwind, eh?

A little tale I like to call: "Buffy, Slayer of the Vampires".

A lot of 'em think she's some kind of high functioning schizophrenic.

A lot of kids thought you were dating some old guy, or that you were heavy religious.

A lot of people grieve. They don't make with the flaying.

A major one.

A masked thief held up a number...

A murderous, misogynist man.

A new chip might restrain him should the First attempt to activate him again.

A nice oaky Chardonnay or White Zin.

A scythe. Forged in secrecy for one like you.

A secret room.

A shout out to my brother Tucker,

A single step, and it is upon us.

A single step!

A slayer. Makes sense, I guess.

A soul's not all about moonbeams and penny whistles, love.

A soul's slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine?

A soul's slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine?

A strength and power we don't usually deal with, but we may have to get used to,

A tattoo? Oh, right. I can imagine that.

A three letter word.

A tomb on unconsecrated ground. That's what I have to do.

A troublemaker. Expulsion is really the only way to go

A troublemaker. Expulsion is really the only way to go.

A vampire is an animal. Sometimes they run in packs, sometimes alone

A vampire.

A vending machine fell on Cheryl and all you can think about is new cheerleaders?

A very powerful she witch.

A weapon.

A weapon.

A while back, it slipped up. It told Andrew it wasn't time yet for Spike.

A witch. A demon.

A woman's got hers. A man's got his.

Aaaargh!

Aah!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh!

Aargh! Help me!

Aarghh!

About to get familiar with a Bringer's very sharp axe.

Abracadabra.

Absenteeism, comments about apathy and depression.

Acting evasive.

Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from... Never mind. Has he been here?

Actually, Buffy's investigating Principal Wood. It's not a date.

Actually, he's our hostage.

Actually, I need some help. I'm looking for this guy.

Actually, I'm thinking all you want is to get between me and that door.

Actually, I'm thinking all you want is to get between me and that door.

Actually, my trip was about something else. It's regarding Spike.

Adios to five hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.

Adventure and heroics and discovery.

Afraid. Yeah.

Afraid. Yeah.

After everything I've done to you, to people around you.

After my mother died, I guess I just couldn't part with it.

After the sun goes down, of course.

After Warren shot you... You know all about that, what happened?

Again I ask the question.

Again, not all at once.

Again, since yesterday. Dawn, it's awfully fast.

Again, wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys.

Again, wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys.

Agent Finn said it was your call, ma'am.

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Ah, she'll think it's blood.

Ah, yes, s'mores. I'm going to end up singing campfire songs aren't I?

Ah, yes. Then you know.

Ah!

Ah! Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah... yes.

Aha! Boyfriend.

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't we in a sodding engine?

AJ is my best friend and my dearest darling.

Alive. Do you believe me?

All "chosen". All "destiny".

All about energy and Gaia and root systems...

All about energy and Gaia and root systems...

All accounted for.

All decisions regarding Hostile 17 are to be left in your hands.

All I can say is, Buffy, I've changed

All I did was... hold you, watch you sleep.

All I know is the last Ubervamp I faced crawled out of that hole.

All I'm saying is none of this happened until you dumped me at the altar.

All of 'em.

All of it.

All of us

All of us dead.

All of which sounds positively exhausting to me.

All right, cool. While Willow does that, the rest of us can...

All right, I'll stay for one drink, then I'm going home.

All right, if you say so, but I read people pretty well.

All right, it's really no big deal. I have a friend that I really wanted to take.

All right, let's do it.

All right, retrieving a potential. Let's do it!

All right? It's been a long night, and I don't know about you, but I'm wiped.

All right.

All right. All right. Big secret mission. It's fine.

All right. Do what you can.

All right. I'll make a deal with you.

All right. Playing hooky. Score one for the boarding school brat.

All right. Saddle up.

All right. So, what do we know?

All right. What do you wanna show me?

All she needs is an excuse to finish what she started when she stuck that knife in you.

All the cruelty, all the pain, all the humiliation.

All the furniture's been destroyed and replaced since you left, so... new house.

All the Hellmouth's energy is trying to escape from that one spot, and it's getting all...

All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's room for my brain.

All the time.

All the work I've done for you.

All their watchers were killed. They've all been coming here since.

All these girls flocking to town, and this one's already here?

All these girls. They followed you willingly.

All they have to do is take one more step, and I'll kill them all.

All this speechifying doesn't really apply to me, does it?

All this time.

All this will come tumbling in death and screaming,

All this? It's almost over

All those girls, all that blood. I didn't like the stabbing before.

All those shops gone. The Gap, Starbucks, Toys "R" Us.

All those stupid "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" jokes.

All we do is wait around for each other to die.

All we have to do is give her that one final gentle nudge.

All we want is for you to leave, so we can rest again.

All we want is for you to leave, so we can rest again.

All you've ever wanted was to be back inside

Almighty Avilus, please accept our sacrifice.

Almost... Who, now?

Alone.

Also some fairly straightforward ones.

Also they said that the meds may cause you some stomach discomfort,

Also you can't shoot a bow and arrow, and when you pick up a sword,

Also, beware of their teeth and the claws they use to shred flesh.

Also, burning cotton poly blend.

Also, I'm sure there's tons of stuff like this.

Althenea said the seers located another potential slayer in Sunnydale.

Althenea, hi! How's the coven? Oh, I miss you guys.

Although technically, as a vampire, he's room temperature.

Although they feel pain, they don't hold back because of it.

Although Twinkies and Kisses? Also peachy motivational tools.

Always been here.

Always been here.

Always better than anything I can come up with. Elegant.

Always doing the stupid thing.

Always gotta work the mission.

Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you?

Am I getting the word "seer" wrong?

Am I right?

Am I talkin' to myself here? There's no way.

Am I? I probably have pillow creases.

Amanda, right? I'm all yours.

Amanda, why do you think that you're weird?

Amanda, would you go down to the basement and get Spike?

Amanda!

Amanda!

Amanda...

Ambush.

Amen.

Among other things.

An animal like you never cared for anyone but yourself.

An egg that means the life to come.

An incident involving Aquaman underoos. You want me to start talkin'?

An unknown man breezes into town, says he has something of yours.

And "Take your furs and literal interpretations to the other side of the river."

And a cream. And I'm all better.

And a lot of other nasty stuff too

And a lot of the men in it are pretty decent guys. They'd surprise you.

And a smile that lights up the room.

And all the evil in town wants us dead.

And also not a boy.

And also, it's a classroom, you chowderhead!

And also, why's she so about saving Spike? He's a worse killer than me by... a way lot.

And Anya did! She chose to become a demon twice.

And as long as I live, you can dwell at my side.

And as long as there is evil, I live.

And at some point someone has to draw the line, and that is always going to be me.

And at the same time, I...

And bewitching that hammer into cracking my friends' skulls open like coconuts.

And blow 'em up like Roy Scheider did with that shark in Jaws.

And Buffy the counsellor?

And Buffy? Isn't this reception amazing? I'm in the fricking basement!

And Buffy? Isn't this reception amazing? I'm in the fricking basement!

And by the time I was finished, the place was empty,

And damn, that's something.

And dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me.

And Dawn... she's not good for anything.

And demons that flay their victims cos, same thing.

And do you have any idea why he, you know, burst into a flower all of a sudd...?

And don't be stingy with the mojo. The demon's mine.

And don't worry, everyone here understands that you're calling the shots.

And either blows his head off or steals a submarine.

And eventually, after much discussion,

And everybody will forgive and love

And everything getting all "rrr". I wish I could help out.

And for me as well.

And Giles was there helpin' him.

And having the thickest boy eyelashes boy in school

And he comes out swingin'.

And he has a soul now.

And he will be loved.

And he'd just show up, even after...

And her friends are in trouble.

And him.

And honing your powers and still there'd be no way of knowing

And hopefully not "under my feet here in another time dimension" here.

And how do you get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?

And how is poor, sweet Xander?

And how was our best girl?

And I ain't your love.

And I am not a fan of easy death.

And I am not a fan of easy death.

And I don't think I trust the power I do have.

And I found..

And I got it.

And I guess I could use some advice.

And I hate this plan.

And I hate this plan. I don't understand when his problems became yours.

And I just... slip away.

And I killed Jonathan.

And I knew it belonged to me. I just knew it.

And I know that you'll go someplace dark underground. I don't know.

And I know you feel me, but...

And I listened to the others die.

And I mean it was her, right down to the perfume.

And I might see you tonight.

And I probably should've told someone I was anaemic.

And I put a sword through his heart because I had to.

And I think I killed her.

And I think I... I think I killed... the lady who lived here.

And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process.

And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process.

And I think you were spot on all the way. I think it's at the vineyard.

And I think you're a good leader.

And I thought I was diabolical.

And I tore my sweater you know, the striped ones we wear.

And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are

And I wanna be there when it does.

And I wanna be there when it does.

And I will be made flesh.

And I wish I had some.

And I wish you were never born!

And I would be too, if not for a certain awkward discussion he and I recently had

And I yelled "Just once...

And I... I let her be dead.

And I'd feel like my head was gonna explode.

And I'll connect with your face if you don't stop wasting my time and help me do my job.

And I'll find room for you next to her and Annabelle.

And I'll kill it myself.

And I'm not bragging about it, but they were stronger than I was.

And I'm not done with you yet.

And I'm really pushy, so that works out well, then.

And I'm scared, and I'm going... to die.

And I'm the guy who fixes the windows.

And I'm thinking it's a little more complicated than just that.

And if I'm wrong, say so. Lovely. No hard feelings.

And if it was necessary?

And if she doesn't, it smells of unfulfilled potential.

And if they do return, where will they find you?

And if you'd married her, even though you had doubts, that would've been better?

And it all adds up to you feeling alone.

And it does help the girls with training. You know, viewing the tapes.

And it was the best night of my life.

And it wasn't women, it was woman.

And it would be true, forever.

And it. The other.

And it'd make her so happy.

And it'll choke on me.

And it's all by itself.

And it's automatically you.

And it's just about to get fun.

And it's killing me.

And it's not getting better.

And it's not like they were wrong.

And it's not the fact that he cheated, it's the way he cheated, you know?

And it's only getting worse

And it's so big, ugly and damned, it makes you and me look like little bitty puzzle pieces.

And it's so big, ugly and damned, it makes you and me look like little bitty puzzle pieces.

And it's so big, ugly and damned, it makes you and me look like little bitty puzzle pieces.

And it's sort of a door to the Hellmouth.

And its followers, the Bringers.

And knowing she's still whispering to you,

And laughing at the right jokes and..

And lead the proletariat to a victorious communist revolution,

And left it behind them, like, on the sidewalk? Talk about embarrassing.

And looking at you, everything you have, and I don't know, jealous.

And looking for a little death!

And looking into her eyes...

And make your worst fears come true.

And maybe I shouldn't be allowed to forget it. I did...

And more worried about going all black eyed baddie

And necessary.

And no offence, but they were hotties. I'm sure you had a great personality...

And no offence, but they were hotties. I'm sure you had a great personality...

And no one else can feel it.

And nobody is getting out.

And not in a nice, wholesome, "my girlfriend has a pierced tongue" kind of way.

And not take your feelings into account.

And now everybody's in here, talking

And now he says he still wants her?

And now he spends eternity in pain because of what you did.

And now I know it's got teeth. And are those literal teeth?

And now I'd like to see where you work.

And now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.

And now suddenly you're all acting like you can't trust me?

And now you are?

And now you have what she so desperately wants: the respect of these girls.

And now you're all acting like you can't trust me?

And now... you're gonna kill me.

And organised.

And our will sweeps the world,

And part of that regrouping is coming back stronger than ever.

And puts chips in their brains that keep them from hurting people,

And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why.

And ring and ring

And ring and ring.

And ring and ring...

And second of all, you should know there is nothing shameful about being gay. Nothing.

And she shall look on him with forgiveness,

And she will never, never see it coming.

And she's dealt with a lot worse.

And slammed his stupid ass insecure face right into the pavement.

And so are you, No.17.

And so are you, No.17.

And so will all of you. You still need to know this information.

And some of us will die in this battle.

And sometimes, I didn't even do anything wrong.

And sooner or later, Anya, that excuse just stops working

And Spike could've sired countless others and buried them around town.

And start accusing me of beating on my daughter? That's all?

And stay away from hyena people, or any lizardy type athletes.

And stay away from hyena people, or any lizardy type athletes.

And sunlight would work, but guess what? They're not coming out during the daytime.

And tell him the bad news.

And that all worked out OK.

And that leads to no good absolutely no good and much confusion.

And that means something because he's chock full of sanity.

And that sense that... if you can just touch her,

And that was already, like, the day after.

And that wasn't exactly the "How have you been?" kind of talking.

And that'll help us how?

And that's confusing too, the over part. Which it is. Over!

And that's magic crazy talk for what?

And that's the thing the preacher man was so anxious to keep out of your mitts?

And that's the way it's gonna be until we're sure the First is done making me its bitch.

And that's why you can't see this for what it really is.

And that's you every day, isn't it?

And the amazing thing is, not one of 'em will ever know. Not even Buffy

And the barrier contains the portal.

And the brains of our operation wears oven mitts.

And the charges on the reactant ions are well known,

And the difference is?

And the First has me using that power to dig our graves.

And the First is exploiting that to his advantage.

And the First isn't impressed.

And the guy thing...

And the joke is, he loved me.

And the little paper umbrellas are a signal for what?

And the losing time? How long has that been going on?

And the minute you found out you weren't,

And the money we could pay you wouldn't even fold,

And the money we could pay you wouldn't even fold,

And the one before that

And the only thing we know for sure about this demon is it kicked your ass.

And the others?

And the principal?

And the rest of you follow after me. Is that clear?

And the scythe remained hidden.

And the Slayer will not kill all your clientele and burn your establishment to the ground.

And the sun will go down in 17 minutes.

And the swing choir and marching band are back to their normal, seething resentment.

And the vengeance itself, it's...

And the women of Command Central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead.

And the world against what's coming.

And the young man, he sees with the eyeballs of love.

And them.

And then Faith, and then me.

And then Faith, and then me.

And then having it be OK to hurt people?

And then I ran and I hid...

And then I think we'll be up for a rousing game of...

And then I'll...

And then it came.

And then it's all black hair and veins and lightning bolts.

And then it's over. Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.

And then Spike says he'd die for you, but he tries to **** you

And then there was a town, and now there was you.

And then there were men here, and then there were monks.

And then you're not in charge of the power any more because it's in charge of you?

And then, just when we thought she was done, she started vomiting again.

And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m...

And there wasn't time for bureaucracy or debate.

And there's no pattern to the naked eye yet, but the instant one emerges, I'm on it.

And there's nothing here. Just a bit of slime. Mounds of displaced dirt and such.

And there's one of me.

And therefore we should hang out together at the winter formal.

And they became the watchers. And the watchers watched the slayers.

And they don't truck with Satan. That was just me having fun.

And they have no purpose that unites them, so they blunder through life until they die.

And they laughed and I cried. And they laughed.

And they leave him alone.

And they'll give me periodic surprise quizzes just to make up for the ones I missed.

And they're depending on you.

And they're gonna die.

And they're gonna see the glory.

And they're very mobile for blind people.

And this has nothing to do with personal vengeance?

And this nasty, nasty vampire thing came out of it.

And this one's got a happy endin'.

And this... this is what Jonathan felt.

And through the lounge to the science building

And to ascertain exactly what it is that causes Spike's behaviour.

And to have a chance to fight it, we need to learn everything we can about it.

And training years of training.

And two big geeks.

And wake up in the morning and go to bed at night,

And watching your face trying to figure me out was absolutely delicious.

And we can develop a database of tooth impressions and demon skin samples

And we like the same things. Italian, skate punk,

And we need to find Rupert Giles.

And we were just in the way.

And we will pay you with our sacrifice.

And we'll see what we need to do to get you caught up, all right?

And we're killing them because...?

And we're waiting for him to do what, exactly? Do something crazy?

And what if I give up all this control stuff and I go all veiny and homicidal again?

And what makes you think you have a choice?

And what, are you supposed to be settling down already? At 21?

And whatever I could find on the First.

And whatever it was, it was big and strong. Stronger than...

And when exactly did your sister get unbelievably scary?

And when I got back, it was... like he was a completely different person.

And when it scratched at you, did it... was it scratching with its teeth?

And why did it happen after we kissed?

And why isn't she back yet? Buffy? She left to get the new girl over an hour ago.

And why? Because she did not know. She could not see.

And with all the potentials gone and no way of making another, it's the end.

And yet my eyes refuse to look away. Stupid eyes.

And yet there is Spike.

And yet, here's the thing.

And you are...?

And you can be.

And you did it. Fulfilled your mission.

And you get so tired of feeling helpless that all you can do is wish that it would stop?

And you know I'm right.

And you know who I am?

And you obviously have nothing to show me.

And you said "Come in. Do some damage."?

And you say you sense something when you hold it?

And you weren't hers. Doesn't that piss you off?

And you will.

And you'll be meeting her soon. Am I right?

And you're a slayer.

And you're fired again.

And your freckles...

And yours? Did you... bag any baddies?

And, if it is an act, then the Oscar goes to..

And, ignoring that, I'd just like to point out this is really quite ingenious.

And, no, I don't see fat grandchildren in the offing with Spike.

And, of course, vengeance takes me all over the world.

And, what, you just assume that I'm gay?

And, you know, maybe fun if, you know, we're hanging out together.

And, you might wanna think about sticking together.

And, you might wanna think about sticking together.

And... and she can hear me?

And... and there might be others.

And... it rarely shows its true face.

And... last night...

And... maybe one day, I turn around and realise I'm ready.

And... stickin' all them splits.

And... that she loved us.

And... the loneliness that comes with real strength.

Andrew is our...

Andrew is our... Actually, he's our hostage.

Andrew knows the language, can talk to it, maybe give it commands.

Andrew, I want you to think.

Andrew, we don't have a big board.

Andrew, you're not going.

Andrew! Stop it, or I'm going to smash this camera over your head.

Angel left here because he realised how harmful your relationship with him was.

Angel meant to wear it. That means I'm the qualified party

Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion.

Angel, he should've warned me.

Angel, what are you doing here?

Angel.

Angel's dull as a table lamp, and we have different colouring

Angels' harps, her laugh."

Annabelle and Molly are starved. I burnt the mac and cheese.

Annabelle split.

Annabelle was all "Control your fear, control your fear."

Annabelle?

Another demon woman was attracted to me. I've decided I'm turning gay.

Another interesting thing: how come the Slayer's always a girl?

Another potential arrived in town the day before yesterday.

Another something bad is happening.

Answer the question. Where is she?

Any apocalypse I avert without dying, those are the easy ones.

Any chance that it might be something other than a tool for killing things?

Any questions?

Any thoughts on who might enjoy...

Anya a feisty waif with a fiery temper and a vulnerable heart that she hides,

Anya gets to hit him.

Anya has a way of making things happen.

Anya, calm down. They're educational.

Anya, do be specific and tell a fella just exactly what you're doing here.

Anya, don't! Don't run away.

Anya, if I had married you, it would have been against everything I thought was best.

Anya, listen to me. You're in trouble. You know it.

Anya, listen. This is really important. Did Willow go to that cave?

Anya, that thing you created burst through solid pavement and ate her dog.

Anya, think.

Anya, this is Ronnie, OK? He wasn't a worm. Worms are like this big

Anya, wait.

Anya, you have to stop this.

Anya, you're a vengeance demon. Just teleport.

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya? She's...

Anya.

Anya. My ex.

Anya's technique's probably not what you're used to.

Anybody who tries to bust in is gonna get a nasty surprise.

Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. Cos we just became an army.

Anyone want to say a few words about Chloe?

Anyone who incurs her wrath.

Anything I wanna know.

Anything other..

Anything you say is gonna sound like goodbye

Anything's better than breathing Freon for eight hours.

Anyway, I just spent a good stretch locked away with a mess of females.

Anyway, this is... it. Command Central.

Apart from that, there's only one rule.

Aperi!

Apparently it's what all the kids are doing nowadays.

Apparently somebody left this in the courtyard, and I was just returning it.

Arashmaharis.

Are we gonna discuss this? Save the world to shop?

Are we gonna get to the food stealing issue soon?

Are we gonna replace the microwave? I was thinking some Orville Redenbacher...

Are you a bad boy?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? You look...

Are you all right? You've got a thing.

Are you alone?

Are you asking me to be a counsellor?

Are you asking me to be a counsellor?

Are you drunk?

Are you frightened to be all alone?

Are you gonna go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?

Are you gonna...

Are you hurt?

Are you in love with him? OK. Maybe I'm out of line, but this is a curve ball for me

Are you just tuning in? Did you not see that?

Are you keeping her from coming back to me?

Are you kidding? We're doing vent work.

Are you made out of the evil impulses of humans,

Are you nuts? Of course it's working. Observe my bitter ranting.

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK? Oh, did something happen?

Are you ready to be strong?

Are you ready to finish this, bitch?

Are you real?

Are you real?

Are you saying M Night Shyamalan lied to us?

Are you saying the First will succeed in wiping out the line of slayers?

Are you saying this was my fault?

Are you still hungry? Because I'd be...

Are you still loopy?

Are you sure about Willow doing the hocus pocus?

Are you sure this thing called itself the First?

Are you sure you still wanna go back in this place with me?

Are you sure you're ready for this?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?

Are you wearing a wire?

Are you worried about school?

Are you worried about the sun going down?

Aren't you the teeniest bit interested?

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh! Argh!

Arghh!

Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision.

As a matter of fact, I haven't been quite relishing the kill the way I used to.

As a matter of fact, I haven't been quite relishing the kill the way I used to.

As adept as you are as a slayer, there are always new things to learn.

As bad as I was, as evil and as wretched as I was, I never truly hated myself back then.

As daft a notion as "soulful Spike the killer" is,

As far as I'm concerned, we're on even ground.

As for following, well... that seems to be what they do best.

As in what?

As in what?

As it turns out, she speaks Cantonese, which is thinner.

As long as Willow can work her spell before they...

As Neanderthals are to human beings, the Turok Han are to vampires.

As OK as...

As opposed to, say, Rob Schneider's oeuvre.

As scintillating as the pottery talk is, I'd better actually go study.

As soon as possible.

As they come squirming up from out the earth.

As well as their watchers.

Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?

Ask me a question only I know the answer to. Something like:

Ask me again why I could never love you.

Assuming there is one.

Assuming there is one.

At a spanking new Hellmouth High.

At first I thought "It's weird is Spike asking me out on a date?"

At least he's showering. That's a refreshing and delightful change.

At least we're all bipeds, which is more than I can say for Ronnie, the worm boy.

At least you could tell me you're glad to see me.

At least you could tell me you're glad to see me.

At least, he dressed like one.

At least, not enough to risk my skin to save your ass

At long last.

At low ionic strength has been amply tested,

At the farthest edge of town.

At the new high school, probably. Everyone's all about the high school.

At your ssservice, Miss Rosenberg, sssir.

Authority can be a wonderful thing.

Avoid detention, RJ. Sound good?

Aw, come on!

Babe 2: Pig in the City was underrated.

Back before I met you, there was a choirgirl in Knoxville I gave singing lessons to.

Back off. Get back!

Back to school gift.

Back to school gift.

Bad daddy. Needs a caning.

Bad idea. Annabelle snores.

Bad things have been happening. The girls are all looking for someone to blame.

Balances out the "vampire on the loose" issue

Ball's in your court, Slayer.

Be a long time coming

Be as scared as you'd like, just be useful while you're at it.

Be easier, wouldn't it, if it were an act.

Be patient. All good things in time.

Be quiet! I don't want a biographer, especially a murderer.

Be realistic. I don't even believe in myself.

Be safe. Let's go.

Beatum sit in nomine D'Hoffrynis.

Because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule.

Because he murdered her.

Because he's younger than me? You know, I'm extremely youthful. And peppy.

Because honestly, I'm not that sure about it either.

Because I killed him.

Because I tried to make it clear to you, you got nothin' I want to explore.

Because I wish it.

Because I...

Because I'm asking you not to

Because I'm evil, and I wanna do the best I can at that.

Because it's a waste of time. Someone has to agree with me. Spike?

Because next Friday I'm gonna die.

Because now...

Because of the strength that you gave me last night.

Because of what you did.

Because she believes in me.

Because she's not the sharpest apple in the barrel.

Because the biggest, baddest First Evil in the world's angry with you.

Because the military gave him a soul?

Because there's no spark.

Because they're the future of the slayer line. When they're gone, the line is gone.

Because we both know the truth of it.

Because you don't care about her the same way I do.

Because you enjoy educational administration?

Because you're going to kill all of them and everyone they know.

Because, guys, we have to face it, we know nothing about the First.

Because...

Become unstable, vulnerable.

Been a while, but maybe they can help.

Been called a lot of things in my time.

Been close...

Been practising that little speech long, have you?

Been weighing on me for quite some time.

Before Buffy, Anya and Dawn prove they love RJ the most.

Before he... cut me...

Before I kill you

Before I start, and for the record, the last you saw me, I was a mess

Before the vineyard was a vineyard, it was a monastery. Could've been put there then.

Before you go hurting yourself with that thing,

Beg pardon?