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My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is a heartwarming romantic comedy film released in 2002. Written

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is a heartwarming romantic comedy film released in 2002. Written by and starring Nia Vardalos, the story revolves around Toula, a Greek-American woman who falls in love with a non-Greek man named Ian, played by John Corbett. The film hilariously explores the cultural clashes and differences as their families come together through their marriage preparations.

The ensemble cast brings the Greek family to life, including Michael Constantine as Toula's overbearing father, Lainie Kazan as her lively mother, and Andrea Martin as her witty aunt. The movie showcases the colorful traditions, strong family bonds, and the irresistible charm of Greek culture.

With its genuine humor and heartfelt moments, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" became a surprise hit, resonating with audiences worldwide. Its universal themes of love, family, and self-acceptance made it an instant classic.

You can immerse yourself in the joy and laughter of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" by watching the film or by playing and downloading its sounds here, allowing you to experience the magic of this beloved movie at any time.

A ''xeno'' with big long hairs on top of his head.
A ''xeno'' with big long hairs on top of his head.
A ''xeno''! A ''xeno'' with a toast family!
A ''xeno''! A ''xeno'' with a toast family!
A customer at the dry cleaners is a custom jewelry designer.
A customer at the dry cleaners is a custom jewelry designer.
A house!
A house!
A minute later, I was pregnant, and 6 years later...
A minute later, I was pregnant, and 6 years later...
A respectful boy would come here and ask for my permission!
A respectful boy would come here and ask for my permission!
Actually, I wasn't in education first. l was pre law.
Actually, I wasn't in education first. l was pre law.
Ah, Toula, you talk to me sometime, uh?
Ah, Toula, you talk to me sometime, uh?
All right, call me back when you are ready to book. Thank you. Bye bye.
All right, call me back when you are ready to book. Thank you. Bye bye.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right. Come on.
All right. Come on.
All right. ls my marriage killing dad?
All right. ls my marriage killing dad?
All right. Meat, everybody?
All right. Meat, everybody?
All sitting together, talking...
All sitting together, talking...
All the other people we know are Greeks. Greeks marry Greeks...
All the other people we know are Greeks. Greeks marry Greeks...
And ''phobia'' means ''fear'', so fear of spider. There you go.
And ''phobia'' means ''fear'', so fear of spider. There you go.
And everybody's in each other's lives and business all the time.
And everybody's in each other's lives and business all the time.
And her family is, really is. Show them the brochure.
And her family is, really is. Show them the brochure.
And here, my brother, George, his wife, Frida...
And here, my brother, George, his wife, Frida...
And I am Gus.
And I am Gus.
And I can make a man out of you Because I'm a woman
And I can make a man out of you Because I'm a woman
And I raised three kids, and l teach Sunday school, you know?
And I raised three kids, and l teach Sunday school, you know?
And I see Athena and Niko.
And I see Athena and Niko.
And I thought, ''We're not lucky to be alive.
And I thought, ''We're not lucky to be alive.
And I'll do anything, whatever it takes to get them to accept me.
And I'll do anything, whatever it takes to get them to accept me.
And I'll get married, pops. l promise.
And I'll get married, pops. l promise.
And I'll show you that the root of that word...
And I'll show you that the root of that word...
And I've noticed that we've been doing a lot of unnecessary ordering.
And I've noticed that we've been doing a lot of unnecessary ordering.
And inside the lump, he found teeth and a spinal cord.
And inside the lump, he found teeth and a spinal cord.
And my brother Nick was 1 1. Every morning, my dad would lecture us...
And my brother Nick was 1 1. Every morning, my dad would lecture us...
And my mother, she said, ''We're lucky to be alive!''.
And my mother, she said, ''We're lucky to be alive!''.
And now I have no time with him.
And now I have no time with him.
And now, the ''bond'' cake!
And now, the ''bond'' cake!
And now, the last contestant on ''The Price Is Right''!
And now, the last contestant on ''The Price Is Right''!
And our wedding should be this joyous thing...
And our wedding should be this joyous thing...
And that any illment, from psoriasis to poison ivy...
And that any illment, from psoriasis to poison ivy...
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And their children, Anita, Diane and Nick.
And then '' woosh'' . God, I thought you'd fainted.
And then '' woosh'' . God, I thought you'd fainted.
And then I see you...
And then I see you...
And they looked at us like we're from the zoo.
And they looked at us like we're from the zoo.
And they looked at us like we're from the zoo.
And they looked at us like we're from the zoo.
And we'll be there in one hour, okay?
And we'll be there in one hour, okay?
And wherever I go, whatever I do, they will always be there.
And wherever I go, whatever I do, they will always be there.
And you did it.
And you did it.
And you'll always have Toula to run the restaurant.
And you'll always have Toula to run the restaurant.
And you'll be with Taki at the dry cleaner.
And you'll be with Taki at the dry cleaner.
And...
And...
And...?
And...?
Angelo, bite me!
Angelo, bite me!
Another. You're Greek now. Don't be shy.
Another. You're Greek now. Don't be shy.
Any word, and I'll show you how the root of that word is Greek.
Any word, and I'll show you how the root of that word is Greek.
Anyway, I tell her I will send her to Greece...
Anyway, I tell her I will send her to Greece...
Anyway, I'd like to take you there, if you'd like to go.
Anyway, I'd like to take you there, if you'd like to go.
Aphrodite's Palace.
Aphrodite's Palace.
Apple and orange.
Apple and orange.
Are you kidding? Any minute now he's going to look at me and go:
Are you kidding? Any minute now he's going to look at me and go:
As if we were ashamed of ourselves.
As if we were ashamed of ourselves.
As many of you know, our name, Portokalos...
As many of you know, our name, Portokalos...
At Greek school, I learned valuable lessons like:
At Greek school, I learned valuable lessons like:
Athena, I'm going to be a painter!
Athena, I'm going to be a painter!
Be with you in a second. That would be no problem.
Be with you in a second. That would be no problem.
Because everybody else is working at the big dry cleaning store.
Because everybody else is working at the big dry cleaning store.
Because I came alive when I met you.
Because I came alive when I met you.
Because neither Angelo or Nikki know how to use the computer.
Because neither Angelo or Nikki know how to use the computer.
Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life:
Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life:
Because nobody talks to me about nothing no more!
Because nobody talks to me about nothing no more!
Because nothing ever changes.
Because nothing ever changes.
Because some jag off and his big ass girlfriend are too busy.
Because some jag off and his big ass girlfriend are too busy.
Because we weren't weird enough.
Because we weren't weird enough.
Because you're my life now, you're my whole life now.
Because you're my life now, you're my whole life now.
Because... He wants to talk.
Because... He wants to talk.
Bloodthirsty Turks.
Bloodthirsty Turks.
Bonnet?
Bonnet?
Bottoms up!
Bottoms up!
But I just don't see how this is going to work out, so...
But I just don't see how this is going to work out, so...
But I promise you this: you can marry anybody you want.
But I promise you this: you can marry anybody you want.
But it won't be for them, because it can't be at our church.
But it won't be for them, because it can't be at our church.
But let it be part of who you will become.
But let it be part of who you will become.
But my family is so unhappy.
But my family is so unhappy.
But nobody listened to me.
But nobody listened to me.
But the woman is the neck. She can turn the head anywhere she wants.
But the woman is the neck. She can turn the head anywhere she wants.
But there's a lot of new stuff to learn now, so, if you want...
But there's a lot of new stuff to learn now, so, if you want...
But we are tigers in the bedroom.''
But we are tigers in the bedroom.''
But, in the end, we're all fruit.
But, in the end, we're all fruit.
Can you believe it? I'm out of honey. Put that back for me.
Can you believe it? I'm out of honey. Put that back for me.
Can you date my daughter?
Can you date my daughter?
Christ is risen for sure, if Toula found a husband.
Christ is risen for sure, if Toula found a husband.
Come here. What's the matter?
Come here. What's the matter?
Come on, Costa!
Come on, Costa!
Come on, don't you worry. I'm going to talk to him.
Come on, don't you worry. I'm going to talk to him.
Come on, help me with the veil.
Come on, help me with the veil.
Come on, lighten up! I'll lighten you when I take out your kidneys.
Come on, lighten up! I'll lighten you when I take out your kidneys.
Come on, talk to him. Toula loves him. Do it for Toula, come on.
Come on, talk to him. Toula loves him. Do it for Toula, come on.
Come on, we're going to see uncle Nick.
Come on, we're going to see uncle Nick.
Come on! He wants to get married in the church!
Come on! He wants to get married in the church!
Come, sit down. Go, go. Sit, sit. Come.
Come, sit down. Go, go. Sit, sit. Come.
Comes from the Greek word ''portokali'', which means ''orange''.
Comes from the Greek word ''portokali'', which means ''orange''.
Comes from the Greek word ''vaticia''.
Comes from the Greek word ''vaticia''.
Complete with Corinthian columns and guarded by statues of the gods.
Complete with Corinthian columns and guarded by statues of the gods.
Computer?
Computer?
Copy that. Hi, Mrs. Cristakis? Your tickets are now in the mail...
Copy that. Hi, Mrs. Cristakis? Your tickets are now in the mail...
Costa, they love each other.
Costa, they love each other.
Costa...
Costa...
Could be cured with Windex.
Could be cured with Windex.
Dad is stubborn. What he says goes. ''The man is the head of the house''.
Dad is stubborn. What he says goes. ''The man is the head of the house''.
Dad, I've been going through our inventory...
Dad, I've been going through our inventory...
Dad, the thing is that we just want to keep it small.
Dad, the thing is that we just want to keep it small.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad...
Dad...
Dancing Zorba's.
Dancing Zorba's.
Did somebody sit on your hair? It looks a little flat there.
Did somebody sit on your hair? It looks a little flat there.
Did you lose this?
Did you lose this?
Did you say ''skulk''? Let's just skulk off somewhere...
Did you say ''skulk''? Let's just skulk off somewhere...
Did you say I'm beautiful?
Did you say I'm beautiful?
Did you want to see some brochures?
Did you want to see some brochures?
Didn't I say it's a mistake to educate women?
Didn't I say it's a mistake to educate women?
Do we have to go in?
Do we have to go in?
Do you want to go up?
Do you want to go up?
Does it mean anything in your language?
Does it mean anything in your language?
Don't dab. Wipe! Wipe off!
Don't dab. Wipe! Wipe off!
Don't worry, I'll be back.
Don't worry, I'll be back.
Don't worry. They are going to love you.
Don't worry. They are going to love you.
Don't you talk about my hair. You and your big ass girlfriend do nothing!
Don't you talk about my hair. You and your big ass girlfriend do nothing!
Drag queens could get a few tips from those aunts.
Drag queens could get a few tips from those aunts.
Eating their Wonderbread sandwiches...
Eating their Wonderbread sandwiches...
Enough!
Enough!
Enough.
Enough.
Everybody dance.
Everybody dance.
Everyone!
Everyone!
Except you're Greek.
Except you're Greek.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Excuse me! Coming through, coming through!
Excuse me! Coming through, coming through!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fortoula! You closed last night, you're opening this morning.
Fortoula! You closed last night, you're opening this morning.
Found them.
Found them.
God, you're just wonderful.
God, you're just wonderful.
Going along and then stops. Here l am, your private Greek statue.
Going along and then stops. Here l am, your private Greek statue.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good! You can start with our fence.
Good! You can start with our fence.
Good? You know, I could snap you like a chicken!
Good? You know, I could snap you like a chicken!
Greek. You watch.
Greek. You watch.
Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greek.
Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greek.
He looks Greek.
He looks Greek.
Hello, Ian!
Hello, Ian!
Hello, ladies. Fresh ''baklava''!
Hello, ladies. Fresh ''baklava''!
Hello.
Hello.
Here.
Here.
Hey, dad.
Hey, dad.
Hey, here's some news about my life to this point: it's boring.
Hey, here's some news about my life to this point: it's boring.
Hi, ma. It's me.
Hi, ma. It's me.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
How do you say ''thank you'' in Greek?
How do you say ''thank you'' in Greek?
How? How can she do this to me?
How? How can she do this to me?
I always thought she was going to be married in the Greek orthodox church!
I always thought she was going to be married in the Greek orthodox church!
I am Maria Portokalos. And welcome to our home.
I am Maria Portokalos. And welcome to our home.
I am touched!
I am touched!
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
I could go to college and take a few courses.
I could go to college and take a few courses.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know if you remember, but I got all A's in Computers.
I don't know if you remember, but I got all A's in Computers.
I don't remember frump girl, but I remember you.
I don't remember frump girl, but I remember you.
I don't want us to have something that falls off the back of a truck.
I don't want us to have something that falls off the back of a truck.
I don't...
I don't...
I drew it, dad.
I drew it, dad.
I found that match the bridesmaids' dresses!
I found that match the bridesmaids' dresses!
I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always a lump.
I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always a lump.
I had no idea you had so few friends.
I had no idea you had so few friends.
I have cover up.
I have cover up.
I have no life.
I have no life.
I have three testicles.
I have three testicles.
I have your answer!
I have your answer!
I just want to spend a little time with you.
I just want to spend a little time with you.
I just want to spend some time with you.
I just want to spend some time with you.
I just wanted to learn more about painting, and art and stuff.
I just wanted to learn more about painting, and art and stuff.
I know what you want. You have, how do you say? You have a spirit.
I know what you want. You have, how do you say? You have a spirit.
I know, but we need more.
I know, but we need more.
I know. You're from my side.
I know. You're from my side.
I love him.
I love him.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I never thought this could happen to us.
I never thought this could happen to us.
I open the dry cleaners every day. It's about time she did something.
I open the dry cleaners every day. It's about time she did something.
I ordered the invitations two weeks ago.
I ordered the invitations two weeks ago.
I remember you.
I remember you.
I run the restaurant, I cook, l clean, I wash for you...
I run the restaurant, I cook, l clean, I wash for you...
I said, ''Come for a quiet dinner and meet my parents''.
I said, ''Come for a quiet dinner and meet my parents''.
I so badly wanted to be like the popular girls...
I so badly wanted to be like the popular girls...
I think it takes a pretty strong person to do that.
I think it takes a pretty strong person to do that.
I think...
I think...
I tried to put a little marmalade.
I tried to put a little marmalade.
I tried, you tried! We were all nice to them.
I tried, you tried! We were all nice to them.
I want to see the bride.
I want to see the bride.
I was frump girl.
I was frump girl.
I was swept off my feet by your very cool opening line: ''Hi''.
I was swept off my feet by your very cool opening line: ''Hi''.
I was thinking last night...
I was thinking last night...
I went by the college and picked this up.
I went by the college and picked this up.
I wish I had a different life.
I wish I had a different life.
I wish I was braver and prettier...
I wish I was braver and prettier...
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll need a hard tick on that one. Alfa, Bravo, Fox Trot, Charlie.
I'll need a hard tick on that one. Alfa, Bravo, Fox Trot, Charlie.
I'm a snow beast.
I'm a snow beast.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm giving a pop quiz and l can't wait to hear the groans.
I'm giving a pop quiz and l can't wait to hear the groans.
I'm going to start slowly, doing a couple of night courses.
I'm going to start slowly, doing a couple of night courses.
I'm Greek now.
I'm Greek now.
I'm not leaving you. Don't you want me to do something with my life?
I'm not leaving you. Don't you want me to do something with my life?
I'm scared I'll wake up and still be buttering garlic bread...
I'm scared I'll wake up and still be buttering garlic bread...
I'm serious!
I'm serious!
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
I'm sorry, but ask you if I can date your daughter?
I'm sorry, but ask you if I can date your daughter?
I'm taking a pottery class.
I'm taking a pottery class.
I'm the least of your worries. Listen, the family knows.
I'm the least of your worries. Listen, the family knows.
I've got a gun and I swear I'll jam it right up... I got you again!
I've got a gun and I swear I'll jam it right up... I got you again!
I've got the cover up.
I've got the cover up.
Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
Ian, aunt Voula. Let me touch your hair.
Ian, aunt Voula. Let me touch your hair.
Ian, eat, eat!
Ian, eat, eat!
Ian, if you're going to be in this family, I'll get you some ear plugs.
Ian, if you're going to be in this family, I'll get you some ear plugs.
Ian, Jesus, look at your face. It's just a joke. It's just a joke.
Ian, Jesus, look at your face. It's just a joke. It's just a joke.
If nagging was an Olympic sport, my aunt Voula would have a gold medal.
If nagging was an Olympic sport, my aunt Voula would have a gold medal.
If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
In case the neighbors had any doubts about our heritage...
In case the neighbors had any doubts about our heritage...
In this cottage with my parents all summer.
In this cottage with my parents all summer.
Is Greek.
Is Greek.
It did! And I figured out some stuff.
It did! And I figured out some stuff.
It means ''Everyone, let's come in the house''. I think they will like it.
It means ''Everyone, let's come in the house''. I think they will like it.
It was just me, all alone, up in the mountains...
It was just me, all alone, up in the mountains...
It was our daughter's turn to go to Greek school.
It was our daughter's turn to go to Greek school.
It's a cake!
It's a cake!
It's a cake! I know!
It's a cake! I know!
It's delicious.
It's delicious.
It's done!
It's done!
It's freezing!
It's freezing!
It's good.
It's good.
It's just...
It's just...
It's like, when I'm with you...
It's like, when I'm with you...
It's lucky for me l have you to tie my shoes!
It's lucky for me l have you to tie my shoes!
It's nice to finally meet a member of Toula's family.
It's nice to finally meet a member of Toula's family.
It's not really a palace.
It's not really a palace.
It's now P&R'ed. Okay, hold again, please. Hi, British Airways?
It's now P&R'ed. Okay, hold again, please. Hi, British Airways?
It's sexy. Having a good time?
It's sexy. Having a good time?
It's true. Toula will never leave you.
It's true. Toula will never leave you.
It's your lucky day to be baptized in the Greek orthodox church!
It's your lucky day to be baptized in the Greek orthodox church!
Jenny, just ask me.
Jenny, just ask me.
Jesus! Ouch!
Jesus! Ouch!
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
Kimono? Kimono, kimono...
Kimono? Kimono, kimono...
Lan Miller.
Lan Miller.
Lan.
Lan.
Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Last night, Vicky Pavalopolis saw you sucking his lips in a parking lot.
Last night, Vicky Pavalopolis saw you sucking his lips in a parking lot.
Let me check this out. It's going down, thank God.
Let me check this out. It's going down, thank God.
Let me put it this way: you're busted!
Let me put it this way: you're busted!
Let me tell you something, Toula: the man is the head...
Let me tell you something, Toula: the man is the head...
Let me.
Let me.
Let's go in.
Let's go in.
Like, we could get a computer.
Like, we could get a computer.
Listen to me, Toula. My village saw many wars.
Listen to me, Toula. My village saw many wars.
Listen up, ugly Turk.
Listen up, ugly Turk.
Listen, keep your mother off my lawn...
Listen, keep your mother off my lawn...
Listen, you know, I really think you should say ''Eho tria archidia''.
Listen, you know, I really think you should say ''Eho tria archidia''.
Look at that. That could've been you with that arm around her.
Look at that. That could've been you with that arm around her.
Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the ''mati''.
Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the ''mati''.
Look at those!
Look at those!
Look at you! How big you are!
Look at you! How big you are!
Look, everybody. Look who's back again!
Look, everybody. Look who's back again!
Look! Bravo!
Look! Bravo!
Look.
Look.
Ls he a good boy? l don't know.
Ls he a good boy? l don't know.
Ls he a nice Greek boy? Oh, no, no Greek!
Ls he a nice Greek boy? Oh, no, no Greek!
Ls he from a good family? l don't know.
Ls he from a good family? l don't know.
Ls he respectful? I don't know, l don't know, I don't know...
Ls he respectful? I don't know, l don't know, I don't know...
Ma, I had to drop Dimos at work.
Ma, I had to drop Dimos at work.
Ma, you're going to make me swallow my tongue.
Ma, you're going to make me swallow my tongue.
Ma? The band needs to be picked up at the airport!
Ma? The band needs to be picked up at the airport!
Mama!
Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Man, you're tough. I'm giving a test on Hamlet, but I gave fair warning.
Man, you're tough. I'm giving a test on Hamlet, but I gave fair warning.
Maria, if we invited the Demakopolis, we have to invite the Adamopolis!
Maria, if we invited the Demakopolis, we have to invite the Adamopolis!
Maria...
Maria...
Marry Greek boys, make Greek babies and feed everyone...
Marry Greek boys, make Greek babies and feed everyone...
Maybe you are having a little romance.
Maybe you are having a little romance.
Mike, Toula's got a lot of cousins. l could fix you up.
Mike, Toula's got a lot of cousins. l could fix you up.
More than two.
More than two.
Mount Olympus Travel Agency, may I help you?
Mount Olympus Travel Agency, may I help you?
Mr. Portokalos...
Mr. Portokalos...
Mr. Portokalos...
Mr. Portokalos...
Mrs. Cristakis? Thanks for holding. Your request is confirmed.
Mrs. Cristakis? Thanks for holding. Your request is confirmed.
Mrs. White, come on. Give me a word, any word...
Mrs. White, come on. Give me a word, any word...
Mrs. White! You find my mama again?
Mrs. White! You find my mama again?
My apartment.
My apartment.
My aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it...
My aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it...
My baby. Don't cry, don't cry, come on.
My baby. Don't cry, don't cry, come on.
My brother has 2 jobs: to cook and to marry a Greek virgin.
My brother has 2 jobs: to cook and to marry a Greek virgin.
My cousin Nikki made me this.
My cousin Nikki made me this.
My cousins have two volumes: loud and louder.
My cousins have two volumes: loud and louder.
My dad believed in only two things:
My dad believed in only two things:
My dad is a lawyer, my grandfather is a lawyer...
My dad is a lawyer, my grandfather is a lawyer...
My dad's been saying that to me since I was fifteen.
My dad's been saying that to me since I was fifteen.
My daughter engaged to a ''xeno''!
My daughter engaged to a ''xeno''!
My daughter is going to marry lan Miller...
My daughter is going to marry lan Miller...
My family is big and loud, but they're my family.
My family is big and loud, but they're my family.
My family owns that restaurant.
My family owns that restaurant.
My mom makes roast lamb.
My mom makes roast lamb.
My mom was always cooking foods filled with warmth and wisdom.
My mom was always cooking foods filled with warmth and wisdom.
My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
My pottery class?
My pottery class?
My sister married young and became a Greek baby breeding machine.
My sister married young and became a Greek baby breeding machine.
My whole family is big and loud...
My whole family is big and loud...
My wife and me, we have a gift.
My wife and me, we have a gift.
Never, and it came! ls this him?
Never, and it came! ls this him?
Nice boobs.
Nice boobs.
Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband work in the family restaurant.
Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband work in the family restaurant.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nick, Nick, Nick e Nick...
Nick, Nick, Nick e Nick...
Nick, that is so beautiful.
Nick, that is so beautiful.
Nikki is going to be your godmother.
Nikki is going to be your godmother.
Nikki, how come you didn't come to curl my hair this morning?
Nikki, how come you didn't come to curl my hair this morning?
Nikki...
Nikki...
Niko, be careful! She has a very mean punch!
Niko, be careful! She has a very mean punch!
Niko, come on, eat!
Niko, come on, eat!
Niko, don't play with the food!
Niko, don't play with the food!
No Greek, a ''xeno''!
No Greek, a ''xeno''!
No honey, no jam, just dry.
No honey, no jam, just dry.
No offense, but this girI's family's got you by the short ones, huh?
No offense, but this girI's family's got you by the short ones, huh?
No queen size. They make me look fat.
No queen size. They make me look fat.
No, but somebody will say to her:
No, but somebody will say to her:
No, Harriet, she was...
No, Harriet, she was...
No, Nick, we're going to order our own invitations, okay?
No, Nick, we're going to order our own invitations, okay?
No, no, don't go.
No, no, don't go.
No, no. What she means is that, with two businesses, she suffers.
No, no. What she means is that, with two businesses, she suffers.
No, that was Pamela. This is Nancy.
No, that was Pamela. This is Nancy.
No, they don't like that.
No, they don't like that.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. I only have two cousins. They live in Wisconsin.
No. I only have two cousins. They live in Wisconsin.
Now we have a boyfriend in the house.
Now we have a boyfriend in the house.
Now you can have this.
Now you can have this.
Now, every time I see you, you have a great big smile.
Now, every time I see you, you have a great big smile.
Now, give me a word...
Now, give me a word...
Now, name three things the Greeks did first.
Now, name three things the Greeks did first.
Now, Toula, we have to have Tommy Cassimatis.
Now, Toula, we have to have Tommy Cassimatis.
Now, you are family.
Now, you are family.
Of course! ''Kimono'' comes from the Greek word ''cheimonas''...
Of course! ''Kimono'' comes from the Greek word ''cheimonas''...
Of course.
Of course.
Of tasteful modest homes.
Of tasteful modest homes.
Oh, Angelo, my boy!
Oh, Angelo, my boy!
Oh, my God, look at me! I'm just covered! I'm covered!
Oh, my God, look at me! I'm just covered! I'm covered!
Oh, my God! Okay! Okay!
Oh, my God! Okay! Okay!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. They bought us a house.
Oh, my God. They bought us a house.
Oh, no. I think I need some more of those before I do that.
Oh, no. I think I need some more of those before I do that.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Oh, Taki...
Oh, Taki...
Oh, that.
Oh, that.
Oh, that's okay. I make lamb. Come. Come. Dance.
Oh, that's okay. I make lamb. Come. Come. Dance.
Oh, war to me! Business is bad.
Oh, war to me! Business is bad.
Okay, here tonight we have...
Okay, here tonight we have...
Okay, hurry, put it on the spit!
Okay, hurry, put it on the spit!
Okay, Mr. Portokalos. How about the word ''kimono''?
Okay, Mr. Portokalos. How about the word ''kimono''?
Okay, no Greek. Italian, tomorrow night?
Okay, no Greek. Italian, tomorrow night?
Okay, then.
Okay, then.
Okay! Okay! Come on, time out!
Okay! Okay! Come on, time out!
Okay? How about arachnophobia?
Okay? How about arachnophobia?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All my life...
Okay. All my life...
Okay. Christmas. What do you do for Christmas with your family?
Okay. Christmas. What do you do for Christmas with your family?
Okay. Let's go, come on. Let's just go.
Okay. Let's go, come on. Let's just go.
Okay. May I please date your daughter?
Okay. May I please date your daughter?
Okay. Yes, we know!
Okay. Yes, we know!
On the history of our people, the great civilization: the Greeks.
On the history of our people, the great civilization: the Greeks.
One more, one more. One big one! Hold on.
One more, one more. One big one! Hold on.
Or just happy. But it's useless to dream...
Or just happy. But it's useless to dream...
Out of my basement and away from my roof!
Out of my basement and away from my roof!
Over at Lincoln Park, and l don't know anything about you...
Over at Lincoln Park, and l don't know anything about you...
Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa...
Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa...
Over here, my brother, Tommy, his wife, Angie...
Over here, my brother, Tommy, his wife, Angie...
Pantyhose are on for 99 cents.
Pantyhose are on for 99 cents.
Please let that be the end of your speech.
Please let that be the end of your speech.
Put some Windex.
Put some Windex.
Quick coffee. I'll drop the boys off at hockey and then go to the Jewel.
Quick coffee. I'll drop the boys off at hockey and then go to the Jewel.
Really?
Really?
Rodney, Harry.
Rodney, Harry.
See, that's what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
See, that's what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
Set a day for the big day some time at the end of October, mid November.
Set a day for the big day some time at the end of October, mid November.
She didn't do this to you or to me.
She didn't do this to you or to me.
She tends to save things. This is from her prom. She makes lamps...
She tends to save things. This is from her prom. She makes lamps...
She told her ma, who told my ma, who told your ma.
She told her ma, who told my ma, who told your ma.
She was supposed to come over to curl my hair.
She was supposed to come over to curl my hair.
She's not okay. Athena's married with three children!
She's not okay. Athena's married with three children!
She's ready!
She's ready!
Sitting hostess, actually.
Sitting hostess, actually.
Six years later: I was 1 2, Athena, my older perfect sister, was 1 5...
Six years later: I was 1 2, Athena, my older perfect sister, was 1 5...
So I can't ask you to be my best man, although technically, you are.
So I can't ask you to be my best man, although technically, you are.
So I went to the doctor and he did the bio... the bios...
So I went to the doctor and he did the bio... the bios...
So I've been thinking. Maybe we should update our system.
So I've been thinking. Maybe we should update our system.
So if you wanna say Happy Easter, you go: ''Christos Anesti''.
So if you wanna say Happy Easter, you go: ''Christos Anesti''.
So let's just go somewhere. Please, let's just go. Let's just go!
So let's just go somewhere. Please, let's just go. Let's just go!
So my dad and my uncles fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain.
So my dad and my uncles fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain.
So send Angelo or Nikki to the travel agency...
So send Angelo or Nikki to the travel agency...
So this is from Mikonos. Beautiful island.
So this is from Mikonos. Beautiful island.
So try it.
So try it.
So was that a biker fight or a nose job?
So was that a biker fight or a nose job?
So what for she needs more school? She's smart enough for a girl.
So what for she needs more school? She's smart enough for a girl.
So why didn't you wait for me?
So why didn't you wait for me?
So you could live.
So you could live.
So, for Happy Easter, we say: ''Christos Anesti''.
So, for Happy Easter, we say: ''Christos Anesti''.
So, here I am, day after day, year after year...
So, here I am, day after day, year after year...
So, Ian and I moved into the house my parents bought us.
So, Ian and I moved into the house my parents bought us.
So, Toula...
So, Toula...
So, Voula, how is business?
So, Voula, how is business?
So, what do you wear in the winter time to stay warm? A robe.
So, what do you wear in the winter time to stay warm? A robe.
So, you're going to be baptized tomorrow, huh?
So, you're going to be baptized tomorrow, huh?
So, you're Greek? What's you last name?
So, you're Greek? What's you last name?
Sometimes, I'm afraid that it didn't happen.
Sometimes, I'm afraid that it didn't happen.
Sorry, lady.
Sorry, lady.
Sorry. My brain just stopped. Have you ever had one of those days?
Sorry. My brain just stopped. Have you ever had one of those days?
Stop hitting me!
Stop hitting me!
Sure, that's what we do.
Sure, that's what we do.
Sure. You can book it now. l can reserve the seat for you.
Sure. You can book it now. l can reserve the seat for you.
Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick...
Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick...
Taki. You couldn't wait for me?
Taki. You couldn't wait for me?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you. Thank you very, very much.
Thanks, baby. Greek school, ''pomi''!
Thanks, baby. Greek school, ''pomi''!
Thanks.
Thanks.
That Dear Abby... She really knows what she's talking about.
That Dear Abby... She really knows what she's talking about.
That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek...
That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek...
That means ''winter''.
That means ''winter''.
That Parthenon backdrop... That's optional.
That Parthenon backdrop... That's optional.
That place, Dancing Zorba's...
That place, Dancing Zorba's...
That the root of the word ''Miller'' is a Greek word.
That the root of the word ''Miller'' is a Greek word.
That Toula will get involved with drugs?
That Toula will get involved with drugs?
That's good. We're going to dance now. Come on!
That's good. We're going to dance now. Come on!
That's it. Like this.
That's it. Like this.
That's it. You got it.
That's it. You got it.
That's right. I make Taki go to the dry cleaners store...
That's right. I make Taki go to the dry cleaners store...
That's where we dip the baby, in a beautiful little silver basin.
That's where we dip the baby, in a beautiful little silver basin.
That's where we're from.
That's where we're from.
That's why that won't work.
That's why that won't work.
The ''bobopsy''.
The ''bobopsy''.
The best man's part of the ceremony, he's got to be Greek orthodox...
The best man's part of the ceremony, he's got to be Greek orthodox...
The family? You invited the whole family?
The family? You invited the whole family?
The Greeks and the Turks are friends now!
The Greeks and the Turks are friends now!
The Greeks invented pottery.
The Greeks invented pottery.
The meat is here, everybody!
The meat is here, everybody!
The night before my...
The night before my...
The North Shore Country Club. For the wedding, of course.
The North Shore Country Club. For the wedding, of course.
The other girls were blond and delicate.
The other girls were blond and delicate.
The pretty girls went to Brownie's. I had to go to Greek school.
The pretty girls went to Brownie's. I had to go to Greek school.
The priest is coming to bless the new house, so I have to make ''diples''.
The priest is coming to bless the new house, so I have to make ''diples''.
The roof can't support itself, so it collapses.
The roof can't support itself, so it collapses.
Then I met you, and you're interesting, beautiful and fun.
Then I met you, and you're interesting, beautiful and fun.
Then I started menopause, and the lump got bigger, from the hormones.
Then I started menopause, and the lump got bigger, from the hormones.
Then the other person says back: ''Alithos Anesti''.
Then the other person says back: ''Alithos Anesti''.
There's a hole in this cake.
There's a hole in this cake.
There's this course. It's a seminar all about computers and tourism...
There's this course. It's a seminar all about computers and tourism...
They could just check out our subtle tribute to the Greek flag.
They could just check out our subtle tribute to the Greek flag.
They fell in love. It happens.
They fell in love. It happens.
They just got here. Let them settle in.
They just got here. Let them settle in.
They like it all dry and cracked.
They like it all dry and cracked.
They look the same.
They look the same.
They might as well meet the whole family, right?
They might as well meet the whole family, right?
They say ''jump'', and you plop the trampoline.
They say ''jump'', and you plop the trampoline.
They're all the same, Mike.
They're all the same, Mike.
They're beautiful.
They're beautiful.
They're different people. So dry!
They're different people. So dry!
They're here? Where? Excuse me!
They're here? Where? Excuse me!
Thirty, and way passed my expiration date.
Thirty, and way passed my expiration date.
This is a very special night for you. You have your duties.
This is a very special night for you. You have your duties.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is just a really nice wedding.
This is just a really nice wedding.
This is so great.
This is so great.
This is something I've always wanted to do. I'm just saying it's different.
This is something I've always wanted to do. I'm just saying it's different.
This wasn't for me, so... l picked a new major.
This wasn't for me, so... l picked a new major.
To breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters.
To breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters.
To make all this for you.
To make all this for you.
Too late to elope now.
Too late to elope now.
Toula found a husband!
Toula found a husband!
Toula, eat something!
Toula, eat something!
Toula, I came to this country with US$ 8 in my pocket...
Toula, I came to this country with US$ 8 in my pocket...
Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me...
Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me...
Toula, there are two kinds of people:
Toula, there are two kinds of people:
Toula, what's this?
Toula, what's this?
Toula, you're engaged!
Toula, you're engaged!
Toula, your father is your father.
Toula, your father is your father.
Toula!
Toula!
Toula! Listen, I've got the greatest connection for your invitations.
Toula! Listen, I've got the greatest connection for your invitations.
Toula! ls Nikki here?
Toula! ls Nikki here?
Toula.
Toula.
Toula.
Toula.
Toula. Come on, Toula.
Toula. Come on, Toula.
Toula. Now, that's not a name you hear every day.
Toula. Now, that's not a name you hear every day.
Toula...
Toula...
Try not to be too loud.
Try not to be too loud.
Trying to get me to eat it, because it's going to make me smart.
Trying to get me to eat it, because it's going to make me smart.
Turkish, German... They all made a mess.
Turkish, German... They all made a mess.
Under Doreen Cristakis. Okay, thank you. Bye bye.
Under Doreen Cristakis. Okay, thank you. Bye bye.
Until the day we die.
Until the day we die.
Up till now, and...
Up till now, and...
Very good, very good.
Very good, very good.
Voula, have something to eat before you go to work.
Voula, have something to eat before you go to work.
Voula, this works!
Voula, this works!
W O M A N
W O M A N
Wait a minute, Niko. I put them in your room. Toula.
Wait a minute, Niko. I put them in your room. Toula.
Wait, I have got the biggest scoop. Look at the earrings...
Wait, I have got the biggest scoop. Look at the earrings...
Wait! Wait! What is that?
Wait! Wait! What is that?
Waiting for my life to start. But it did happen.
Waiting for my life to start. But it did happen.
Watch your step. Don't run!
Watch your step. Don't run!
We came here for you...
We came here for you...
We can't get married. Not like this.
We can't get married. Not like this.
We fight, we laugh and, yes, we roast lamb in the front yard.
We fight, we laugh and, yes, we roast lamb in the front yard.
We got this great big hall. What's it called, for the reception?
We got this great big hall. What's it called, for the reception?
We lived in a normal middle class Chicago neighborhood...
We lived in a normal middle class Chicago neighborhood...
We must let Costa think this was his idea. That he came up with it.
We must let Costa think this was his idea. That he came up with it.
We never thought it could happen for you, never!
We never thought it could happen for you, never!
We take our first steps as husband and wife.
We take our first steps as husband and wife.
We told my grandma that war was over, but she still slept with a knife.
We told my grandma that war was over, but she still slept with a knife.
We took a look at my calendar... our calendar and...
We took a look at my calendar... our calendar and...
We'll get married in Toula's church, because we're not very religious...
We'll get married in Toula's church, because we're not very religious...
We're all different...
We're all different...
We're not a different species.
We're not a different species.
We're not going to skulk off and get married...
We're not going to skulk off and get married...
We're not lucky when they're telling us where we should live...
We're not lucky when they're telling us where we should live...
Welcome the Miller family.
Welcome the Miller family.
Welcome to my home.
Welcome to my home.
Welcome to the Portokalos family.
Welcome to the Portokalos family.
Well, don't all your cousins go up too?
Well, don't all your cousins go up too?
Well, if I had survived an old lady ass kicking, I'd brag about it.
Well, if I had survived an old lady ass kicking, I'd brag about it.
Well, maybe. So, do you want me to set you up?
Well, maybe. So, do you want me to set you up?
Well, my Greek name, Fortoula, means ''light of God''.
Well, my Greek name, Fortoula, means ''light of God''.
Well...
Well...
What do you mean, he ''don't'' eat no meat?
What do you mean, he ''don't'' eat no meat?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is going on? Why aren't you ready? The photographer is here.
What is going on? Why aren't you ready? The photographer is here.
What is wrong?
What is wrong?
What we should eat!''. Nobody has that right.
What we should eat!''. Nobody has that right.
What?
What?
What? Don't you walk away from me. Sit down!
What? Don't you walk away from me. Sit down!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's the matter with her?
What's the matter with her?
What's the matter? What happened? You need money?
What's the matter? What happened? You need money?
What's the time? The time?
What's the time? The time?
What's this? Where are we?
What's this? Where are we?
What's wrong with Toula going to school downtown?
What's wrong with Toula going to school downtown?
When I was growing up, I knew I was different.
When I was growing up, I knew I was different.
When my people were writing philosophy...
When my people were writing philosophy...
When you get married, don't you want to write your mother in law?
When you get married, don't you want to write your mother in law?
Where did everybody go?
Where did everybody go?
Where is she? Let me see you!
Where is she? Let me see you!
Which means ''apple'', so there you go.
Which means ''apple'', so there you go.
Who did your make up? Your aunts?
Who did your make up? Your aunts?
Who else? Do you have brothers and sisters? What are your parents like?
Who else? Do you have brothers and sisters? What are your parents like?
Who knows how long I'm going to be alive?
Who knows how long I'm going to be alive?
Who put the menus there?
Who put the menus there?
Who would like a coffee?
Who would like a coffee?
Why are you here? You're supposed to get changed at my house. Get out!
Why are you here? You're supposed to get changed at my house. Get out!
Why do you want to leave me?
Why do you want to leave me?
Why is she doing this to me?
Why is she doing this to me?
Why? Why do you love me?
Why? Why do you love me?
Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
With all the latest applications and programs. I could apply it here.
With all the latest applications and programs. I could apply it here.
With mint jelly?
With mint jelly?
Work out? What's to work out?
Work out? What's to work out?
Would you like some Greek meat? Very good.
Would you like some Greek meat? Very good.
Would you like to go have Greek food?
Would you like to go have Greek food?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Yeah, it's for good luck. It keeps the devil away.
Yeah, it's for good luck. It keeps the devil away.
Yeah, it's really Greek.
Yeah, it's really Greek.
Yeah, okay. My life is shit, okay.
Yeah, okay. My life is shit, okay.
Yeah, that's going to happen.
Yeah, that's going to happen.
Yeah, well...
Yeah, well...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Years went by, and dad brought his mother from Greece to live with us...
Years went by, and dad brought his mother from Greece to live with us...
Yes, we come from different backgrounds and...
Yes, we come from different backgrounds and...
Yes, we're all fruit.
Yes, we're all fruit.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yes! Get married! Make babies!
Yes! Get married! Make babies!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.
Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.
You could take a vacation. I could book it for you. Would you hire me?
You could take a vacation. I could book it for you. Would you hire me?
You couldn't visualize it.
You couldn't visualize it.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
You have 2 cousins. I have 27 first cousins, just 27 first cousins alone.
You have 2 cousins. I have 27 first cousins, just 27 first cousins alone.
You have plenty of time, Niko.
You have plenty of time, Niko.
You hungry?
You hungry?
You know everything about me then: I'm a strong vegetarian teacher...
You know everything about me then: I'm a strong vegetarian teacher...
You know, I've got to tell you. I've never seen my sister so happy.
You know, I've got to tell you. I've never seen my sister so happy.
You know, she comes from Greece.
You know, she comes from Greece.
You know, that's okay. Just get me a little badge that says ''best man''.
You know, that's okay. Just get me a little badge that says ''best man''.
You know, the word ''baptism''...
You know, the word ''baptism''...
You like them? I make them.
You like them? I make them.
You look so... old!
You look so... old!
You missed a hell of a party the other night.
You missed a hell of a party the other night.
You never have a minute alone to think. We're always together, eating.
You never have a minute alone to think. We're always together, eating.
You probably know it. Zorba's something.
You probably know it. Zorba's something.
You see? Robe, kimono. There you go.
You see? Robe, kimono. There you go.
You set me up with her already.
You set me up with her already.
You should be proud to be Greek.
You should be proud to be Greek.
You sneak around all over Chicago but you never come here to ask me...
You sneak around all over Chicago but you never come here to ask me...
You started it. You wanted to do something else...
You started it. You wanted to do something else...
You think you're smarter than me, uh?
You think you're smarter than me, uh?
You want to see things, you want to learn.
You want to see things, you want to learn.
You were going to ask me to be your best man?
You were going to ask me to be your best man?
You'd better get married soon.
You'd better get married soon.
You'd rather go bankrupt than insult anyone from the church.
You'd rather go bankrupt than insult anyone from the church.
You're a part of your family...
You're a part of your family...
You're all nuts!
You're all nuts!
You're all oily.
You're all oily.
You're in so much trouble!
You're in so much trouble!
You're not kidnapping me.
You're not kidnapping me.
You're starting to look old.
You're starting to look old.
You're that waitress.
You're that waitress.
You're...
You're...
You've got a weird family. Who doesn't?
You've got a weird family. Who doesn't?
Your business would double, triple. You could be with ''theo'' more.
Your business would double, triple. You could be with ''theo'' more.
Your class... How is your class?
Your class... How is your class?
Your people were still swinging from trees.
Your people were still swinging from trees.
''Eho tria orchidia''? That's good. You got it.
''Eho tria orchidia''? That's good. You got it.
''Rodney and Harry''! I didn't notice. I bet they won't.
''Rodney and Harry''! I didn't notice. I bet they won't.
''Rodney and Harry''? ''Rodney and Harry''.
''Rodney and Harry''? ''Rodney and Harry''.
''Thea'' Voula? ''Thea'' Voula, okay. Okay, okay.
''Thea'' Voula? ''Thea'' Voula, okay. Okay, okay.
''Thea'', that might be a problem. I'm the best cook here. Tell him.
''Thea'', that might be a problem. I'm the best cook here. Tell him.
A bun? Bundt.
A bun? Bundt.
All right. Let's go, ''Harry''.
All right. Let's go, ''Harry''.
Alright, we're going to go. Bye!
Alright, we're going to go. Bye!
Angelo. Come on, boys! Let's go!
Angelo. Come on, boys! Let's go!
Angelo... Shut up, Nikki!
Angelo... Shut up, Nikki!
Are you going? I'll get you pantyhose at Jewel.
Are you going? I'll get you pantyhose at Jewel.
Are you okay? Can we go to Vegas?
Are you okay? Can we go to Vegas?
Astronomy, philosophy and democracy. Bravo! Very good.
Astronomy, philosophy and democracy. Bravo! Very good.
Athena, go! My God! Go! Okay.
Athena, go! My God! Go! Okay.
Athena! When did you come? Hi, ma. Bye, ma.
Athena! When did you come? Hi, ma. Bye, ma.
Be a lady! Ma...
Be a lady! Ma...
Bonk, bonk. Bundt.
Bonk, bonk. Bundt.
Bundt. Bundt! It's okay.
Bundt. Bundt! It's okay.
But don't tell me what to say. Perfect.
But don't tell me what to say. Perfect.
But mom, I want to go to Brownie's! I know, I know...
But mom, I want to go to Brownie's! I know, I know...
Bye bye. Good bye, Mr. Portokalos.
Bye bye. Good bye, Mr. Portokalos.
Can I get some more coffee, please? Sure.
Can I get some more coffee, please? Sure.
Cool place. Yeah, it's adorable.
Cool place. Yeah, it's adorable.
Costa, please. This ''no'' work. This ''no'' work.
Costa, please. This ''no'' work. This ''no'' work.
Costa, please. This ''no'' work. This ''no'' work.
Costa, please. This ''no'' work. This ''no'' work.
Dad checked it. It'd better be fresh.
Dad checked it. It'd better be fresh.
Did she spit on him? Boys, go outside with your father.
Did she spit on him? Boys, go outside with your father.
Do you like this? For the new menu? Where did you get that?
Do you like this? For the new menu? Where did you get that?
Do you want my help? Yes, I want your help.
Do you want my help? Yes, I want your help.
Does he have any brothers? No, he's an only child.
Does he have any brothers? No, he's an only child.
Don't forget I need ''diples''... And the ''pastichio''. You told me.
Don't forget I need ''diples''... And the ''pastichio''. You told me.
Get her! Where is she going? Mama, please.
Get her! Where is she going? Mama, please.
Get out of here! Give me the camera!
Get out of here! Give me the camera!
Go pick up the band at the airport. Okay.
Go pick up the band at the airport. Okay.
Go, go! All right.
Go, go! All right.
Good one. The good one is I've got a gun.
Good one. The good one is I've got a gun.
Good, and you? I'm good.
Good, and you? I'm good.
Good. Everything okay? What are you doing?
Good. Everything okay? What are you doing?
Guatemalan. That's right. She was Guatemalan.
Guatemalan. That's right. She was Guatemalan.
Happy again today, Toula? Yeah.
Happy again today, Toula? Yeah.
He ''don't'' eat no meat? No, he doesn't eat meat.
He ''don't'' eat no meat? No, he doesn't eat meat.
He just wants you to be happy. But I am happy.
He just wants you to be happy. But I am happy.
He likes you. Oh, yeah?
He likes you. Oh, yeah?
Here, have some rice. I don't... I'm good.
Here, have some rice. I don't... I'm good.
Hey, Ian. Do you like that dance? Oh, yeah.
Hey, Ian. Do you like that dance? Oh, yeah.
Hey, let me help you with those. What is wrong with Tommy?
Hey, let me help you with those. What is wrong with Tommy?
Hey, Niko, where did you go? Nowhere.
Hey, Niko, where did you go? Nowhere.
Hi, Yaya. Sit down, Yaya. Very good.
Hi, Yaya. Sit down, Yaya. Very good.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
How do we know what's going on? It's all Greek to me.
How do we know what's going on? It's all Greek to me.
How much are you cooking? It's a lot of people!
How much are you cooking? It's a lot of people!
I don't know them, okay? Who cares? They're related to me!
I don't know them, okay? Who cares? They're related to me!
I don't like it, but Taki likes it. Listen, I'm not going to pretend...
I don't like it, but Taki likes it. Listen, I'm not going to pretend...
I don't want to go there. What do you mean? Why not?
I don't want to go there. What do you mean? Why not?
I know what to do. No, you talk, talk, talk.
I know what to do. No, you talk, talk, talk.
I love it when you speak in Greek. Really?
I love it when you speak in Greek. Really?
I loved this spice. What is that? Like I care. Come on.
I loved this spice. What is that? Like I care. Come on.
I never saw a wedding invitation. I'll go get them.
I never saw a wedding invitation. I'll go get them.
I peeled the potatoes? What for? I peeled them this morning.
I peeled the potatoes? What for? I peeled them this morning.
I remember you. I was kind of going through a phase...
I remember you. I was kind of going through a phase...
I said I'd think about it. That's just because...
I said I'd think about it. That's just because...
I told you to watch the boys! They're having fun with videogames!
I told you to watch the boys! They're having fun with videogames!
I want to drive. You drive me crazy. Let's go!
I want to drive. You drive me crazy. Let's go!
I'll call the club, see what's open. The club?
I'll call the club, see what's open. The club?
I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
I'm not falling for that again. What?
I'm not falling for that again. What?
Ian, this is my cousin Nikki. Oh, hello.
Ian, this is my cousin Nikki. Oh, hello.
It was here, but it's gone now. Why?
It was here, but it's gone now. Why?
It's a mosquito bite. It's a zit.
It's a mosquito bite. It's a zit.
It's great. Good. Good.
It's great. Good. Good.
It's licorice. It's delicious.
It's licorice. It's delicious.
Jenny wants to ask you something. No, she does.
Jenny wants to ask you something. No, she does.
Just a minute. Oh, no, no, she was Armenian.
Just a minute. Oh, no, no, she was Armenian.
Let's go. That's really good.
Let's go. That's really good.
Like a big frosted cupcake. I know. It's like...
Like a big frosted cupcake. I know. It's like...
Like this? No.
Like this? No.
Looking good, Gus. Hi, dad.
Looking good, Gus. Hi, dad.
ls Armenia close to Greece? Not exactly.
ls Armenia close to Greece? Not exactly.
ls that better? Yeah.
ls that better? Yeah.
ls that my tux? No, this one.
ls that my tux? No, this one.
Ma, he's going to figure it out. Don't you worry.
Ma, he's going to figure it out. Don't you worry.
Ma! Wait until you see them.
Ma! Wait until you see them.
Ma? The bride is awake!
Ma? The bride is awake!
Mama! Please, come back!
Mama! Please, come back!
Maria! I've got to go. Taki is here. Bye!
Maria! I've got to go. Taki is here. Bye!
Mom, I'm hungry. Okay, Niko. Ian, are you hungry?
Mom, I'm hungry. Okay, Niko. Ian, are you hungry?
My husband. ...doing your nails and your hair.
My husband. ...doing your nails and your hair.
My secretary, for heaven sake. Everyone like cheesecake?
My secretary, for heaven sake. Everyone like cheesecake?
Nancy? Henson's picnic.
Nancy? Henson's picnic.
Nick. Good to see you, man.
Nick. Good to see you, man.
Nikki! You're so beautiful!
Nikki! You're so beautiful!
No good? No good, no good.
No good? No good, no good.
No more punching my 'nads, okay? Stop hitting ''theo'' Nikko!
No more punching my 'nads, okay? Stop hitting ''theo'' Nikko!
No, I already ate. Okay, I'll make you something.
No, I already ate. Okay, I'll make you something.
No, I mean... You know... What? What do you mean?
No, I mean... You know... What? What do you mean?
Not that fabric you showed me? You said you liked it.
Not that fabric you showed me? You said you liked it.
Of course! Ma...
Of course! Ma...
Oh, I did. Didn't l? Twice.
Oh, I did. Didn't l? Twice.
Oh, that's okay. Listen, I know this great place.
Oh, that's okay. Listen, I know this great place.
Okay, good night. What?
Okay, good night. What?
Okay. Toula. All right then.
Okay. Toula. All right then.
One more time, Ian! Hey, Angelo! Ian, we're going to kill you!
One more time, Ian! Hey, Angelo! Ian, we're going to kill you!
Or to Fiji. Want to go to Fiji? Sure.
Or to Fiji. Want to go to Fiji? Sure.
Portokalos. In Greek, it means ''orange''.
Portokalos. In Greek, it means ''orange''.
Put some Windex on. Please, please!
Put some Windex on. Please, please!
She suffers? She is at the travel agency alone...
She suffers? She is at the travel agency alone...
She won't go? It's like she doesn't want to marry.
She won't go? It's like she doesn't want to marry.
She's not stupid! She's smart! I know she's smart.
She's not stupid! She's smart! I know she's smart.
She's okay. In Greece...
She's okay. In Greece...
Sir, she's 30 years old. I am the head of this house!
Sir, she's 30 years old. I am the head of this house!
Sit down. Sit down. Thank you.
Sit down. Sit down. Thank you.
Some time there, yeah. Wonderful.
Some time there, yeah. Wonderful.
Sorry. Sorry. ''Sorry''. Don't ''sorry'' me.
Sorry. Sorry. ''Sorry''. Don't ''sorry'' me.
Sure. Right here is good. Just stop.
Sure. Right here is good. Just stop.
Taki, didn't we say that? We never thought the day'd come.
Taki, didn't we say that? We never thought the day'd come.

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