My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) Soundboard Edit

All right. Ian is going to come pick me up, then we'll get his parents...

And I was a swarthy 6 year old with sideburns

And never forgetting that side dish of steaming hot guilt.

And now I gotta go to the travel agency...

And you're...

But end it now.

But my family...

Bye! Wait for me!

Daughter was going to marry lan Miller...

Don't go.

Don't let your past dictate who you are...

Everybody dance, dance.

Excuse me

Good night.

Here's a brochure.

Hi.

I don't believe that.

I gave you life, so that you could live it

I put some Windex on it.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God, ma!

I've been learning about computers.

It's crazy, right?

It's not so bad, huh?

It's them! They're here!

Let me see the list.

Like an orange that you eat, like the one with a peel. Not the color.

Mr. Pottery Class. Nice to meet you.

Nick, did you check the meat before you signed for it?

No one in my family has ever gone out with a non Greek before. No one.

Oh, my God.

Okay, Toula

Okay?

Okay.

Our house, however, was modeled after the Parthenon...

Please.

Rodney, didn't you once have a Greek receptionist?

Silence.

Thank you.

That family is like a piece of toast.

The Portokalos women, if they're not nagging somebody, they die!

They're cousins!

Toula will go to the travel agency, and Nikki comes here to work for us.

What?

What?

Where are you going?

Why...

Yeah

You fixed it!

Your father has a friend for dinner.

''Thea'' Voula, we're going to dance. I know, dear. Let me get Taki.

Are you ready? I'm ready.

At your age, we didn't have food. Ma?

Do you need sponging? I'm all right!

Give me the camera! Toula! Toula, help me! Come on!

Hey, what's going on? Hi, man. How are you?

I had a huge zit this morning. You did? Where is it?

No boys allowed! Nice mustache, Nikki.

So I showed her the fabric..

What's that? It's ''moussaka''.

Where? Right there.

You'll turn their brains to mush. I can't do anything right!