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Madagascar (2005)

Madagascar (2005)

Madagascar is an animated movie released in 2005, which takes viewers on an adventurous journey to the exotic island of Madagascar. Directed by Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath, the film brings to life a group of lovable and quirky zoo animals as they find themselves unexpectedly shipwrecked on the island. The cast of Madagascar includes the talented voice work of Ben Stiller as Alex the lion, Chris Rock as Marty the zebra, Jada Pinkett Smith as Gloria the hippo, and David Schwimmer as Melman the giraffe. These iconic characters embark on a hilarious and heartwarming quest to adapt to their new surroundings, encountering colorful friends, such as the charismatic lemur King Julien, voiced by Sacha Baron Cohen.

This movie showcases stunning animation, an engaging storyline, and an unforgettable cast of characters that continue to capture the hearts of audiences of all ages. If you're looking to relive the magic, you can play and download the delightful sounds of Madagascar right here.

A deluxe model hunting and eating machine.
A thermometer.
Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.
About life outside this zoo?
About the dreaded fossa ever again.
Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom.
Africa!
Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.
After much deep and profound brain things inside my head,
Al!
Alex eat.
Alex hungry.
Alex the lion!
Alex the lion.
Alex the lion.
Alex, you're no monster. You're my friend.
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex!
Alex! Alex! Alex!
Alex! Alex! Alex!
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
Alex! Help!
Alex?
Alex?
Alex? I'm thinking of a song.
Alex? Is that you?
Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
Alex. Alex. Alex!
Alex. Please. Not now.
Alex. You got to try some of this.
All girls all over the world
All hail the New York giants!
All is lost! We're all doomed.
All right, all right. Okay.
All right. Let me think.
All we have to do is wait
Alrighty, boys, fun's over.
And be rescued from this awful nightmare!
And find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave in.
And he eats steak...
And he has black and white stripes, and so then we sang and...
And I have to get up every two hours?
And I'm still doing the same old thing.
And if you need me, I'll be over here,
And it's all my fault.
And just where are you giants from?
And nobody's even bothered to show up.
And shut him up!
And their coming out good thing. You keep it shh.
And tip your cabbie, because he's broke.
And trust me, I know.
And we are not going to lay down like a bunch of Melmans.
And you smell like one too
Animals clearly don't belong in captivity.
Ant who tica?
Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee.
As long as we're together, it doesn't matter to me.
As soon as they realize what happened, they'll come looking for us, right?
Aw, come on.
Aw, come on. I know Alex.
Aw, well, now, you guys are just embarrassing me.
Back to your roots. Clean air, wide open spaces!
Because I was wondering...
Because of me? I fail to see how this is my fault.
Because we've been sitting on that beach back there for hours,
Beg your pardon?
Being of sound mind and unsound body,
Besides, it's not my fault that we were transferred.
Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck.
Boo.
Break out the wave!
But before you leave, I have an announcement to make.
But if you want to be safe, I'll keep my mouth shut.
But there's been some sort of major screwup, which is cool.
But this cat proved to me without a doubt
By the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah...
By the power vested in me,
By the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter.
California animals. Dude.
Can I come to the fun side?
Can we go to the fun side now?
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.
Captain's log: Embarking into hostile environment.
Cheap meds.
Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right.
Check this out.
Chew like you mean it. Savor it.
Cleverly simulated natural environment, wide open enclosures.
Come and get it.
Come here.
Come on, Alex, get in the groove.
Come on, Alex, why don't you show him some of your act.
Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think
Come on, everybody. Let's go and meet the pansies!
Come on, Marty. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
Come on, now, baby.
Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.
Come on, you know the words. Two little words.
Come on! Come on, baby!
Come on.
Come on. He's your best friend.
Come on. Just imagine going back to nature.
Come on. Mama'll hold you. Aww, look at you.
Come on. Tell.
Come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us?
Come on. You and me together.
Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends?
Complete with fake rocks.
Could you excuse me for a moment?
Could you just give it a chance? Think about it.
Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
Dagnabbit! I missed the express.
Darkness creeping in.
Darn you all to heck!
Darn you!
Did that big mean lion scare you?
Did that say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation?
Didn't I tell him about the feet?
Dilemma solved. Good night.
Do something!
Do the roar, man. Do the roar.
Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
Does anyone else have the heebie jeebies?
Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know anything
Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.
Don't ever do this again. Do you hear me?
Don't give me excuses. Give me results! Navigation.
Don't go.
Don't make me come up there. I'll whoop both of y'all.
Don't make me come up there. I'll whoop both of y'all.
Don't worry, cats always land on their...
Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine.
Don't worry. I have a plan to get us rescued.
Don't worry. It's cool.
Double digits. The big 1 0.
Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.
E flat, fellas.
Everybody get home safe. Hey! Check out my Web site.
Everybody has days when they think the grass might be greener somewhere else.
Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs.
Everybody, calm down. Let go of his tail.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course.
Face? Man, what kind of cat are you?
Faster, you naughty little monkey.
Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension.
Fire in the hole. Now chew.
Fire!
Fire!
Fire! Fire!
Fire.
Fire.
First of all, that's not how you run in the wild.
First they tell you, We got this great open plan thing. Let animals run wild.
For bringing peace to our home.
For his final appearance of the day,
Fossa aaahh.
Fossa aaahh.
Fossa halt.
Fossa ooh.
Fossa ooh.
Fossa.
Freak.
Free mints!
Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh.
Gather around, people. Big show about to start.
Get checked in and have this mess straightened out.
Get it! Get it! Get it!
Get me out of this thing right now!
Get me out of this thing. Somebody. Hello?
Get up, Mort. Do not be near the king's feet, okay?
Giraffe, corner pocket!
Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever!
Give them a little jolt. You know?
Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman.
Gloria!
Gloria?!
Go, go, go! Right here, please.
Gone! What do you mean, gone?
Good evening, officers.
Good night, AllyAI.
Got a very nice one. And it's here on my head.
Got my boy back!
Got you there!
Got you, didn't I?
Guys?
Ha ha.
Hai.
Happy birthday!
Have divided my estate equally among the three of you.
He belongs with his own kind on the fossa side of the island.
He did tell you about the feet.
He did? He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he?
He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
He hears we're rescued, he'll snap right out of it.
He is clearly a tender, loving thing.
He just shushed me.
He scared the fossa away.
He went back for Alex. He's going to get himself killed!
He wouldn't fit down there.
He's got him!
He's got him! He's got him! He's got...
He's got style.
He's probably out there lost and cold, confused.
Helicopter.
Hello? Get me Missing Animals. And hurry.
Help me!
Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!
Here come the people, Marty. I love the people.
Here goes nothing!
Here it comes.
Hey, Alex, a little help.
Hey, anyone! Hello!
Hey, boat! We're over here!
Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
Hey, hey, wipe your feet.
Hey, hey. Just chill out. It's not that big of an emergency.
Hey, hi. We just got in from New York, and we're looking for a supervisor.
Hey, hold up. Where is this place? Tell me where it is.
Hey, I already gave him a snow globe. I can't top that.
Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.
Hey, I know you two.
Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo.
Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo.
Hey, man, thanks.
Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy!
Hey, the bozos have the people.
Hey, y'all look hungry.
Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman. Outdoor plumbing.
Hey! Wait for the light.
Hey! Want to play around?
Hey. Hey, you, guys.
Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.
Hi there.
Hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinking now.
Hold your fire!
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.
How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr. Alex?
How could you do this to us? I thought we were your friends!
How do you like that?
How long do I have to pose like this?
How long has he been working on this?
How long is this going to take?!
How would you like some of nature's goodness?
I ain't leaving without you.
I am robot king of the monkey things.
I am super genius.
I am very clever king.
I can see where this is going.
I can see!
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
I can't top that. Can't top it.
I defy any rescue boat within a million miles
I did it!
I did not ask you to come after me, did I?
I did say we should stay at the zoo, but you guys...
I did! I did! I don't understand. He said, Let's go.
I didn't want to tell you. Remember?
I don't have anything on me right now. I'll have to get you later.
I don't know where he's at, but he's missing one heck of a party.
I don't know who I am. I got to go find myself in the wild. Oh, please.
I don't know why, but I did. And...
I don't know you.
I don't know, you might even enjoy yourself.
I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, this is your dream.
I don't know. This place is crackalacking!
I don't think he was grooming him.
I don't think that's your problem.
I don't think that's your problem.
I feel good. Feel like a king again.
I feel like a mile high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky!
I feel really, really weird.
I found another brown spot on my shoulder. Right here. See?
I got something for you!
I got to get out of here.
I got up to pee and looked over at Marty's pen, which I usually don't do.
I hate spiderwebs.
I have decided to thank you
I have devised a cunning test
I haven't eaten in two days.
I hear there's wide open spaces in Connecticut.
I heard that.
I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center.
I hope you thought it was fresh.
I intended all of this to happen?
I just saw 26 blatant health code violations.
I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!
I know. And then...
I like that. I like a little fat on my steak.
I like them. I liked them first. Before I even met them I liked them.
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it You like to move it, move it
I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them.
I love how all the girls that love to move their body
I love it. I love it!
I love you guys.
I love you so much.
I mean, does anyone wonder why the fossa
I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't get any better than this, you know?
I mean, if we had a lot of live people here,
I mean, maybe we should be scared too.
I mean, we got to call somebody!
I never, ever want to see you on my turf again.
I promise you I'm going to find you a steak tomorrow if it kills me.
I said, Are you crazy? He says, I'm ten years old.
I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are.
I say.
I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the big seller.
I sprechen.
I tell you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.
I think I'm going to hit the sack too.
I think it's a squirrel.
I thought I knew the real you!
I thought of that. I thought of that. Yes. Me. I did.
I told you it was bad luck.
I want you to look cute and cuddly, private.
I wanted to give you something personal. That was my first rectal thermometer.
I was the star in the greatest city on Earth.
I wished I could go to the wild!
I wouldn't even mind coming back here sometime.
I'll be here all week.
I'll knock your turnal right off, pal.
I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no! Not the box.
I'm it. I'm it. You win.
I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion. Oh, jeez!
I'm leaving today
I'm not listening.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm ruined! I'm done. I'm out of the business.
I'm sorry. No, sir.
I'm steak! Me, me, me!
I'm swimming back to New York.
I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo.
I'm the cat!
I'm the one, baby! Come on. Time to robot.
I'm thinking of a song.
I've been standing here for hours, man.
If the people loved you, it's only because they didn't know the real you!
If you have any poo, fling it now.
If you hit the Chrysler Building, you've gone too far.
If you keep running, I'm going to just kill you more!
In a very good working kind of way.
In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.
Including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa.
Is an example of what animal rights wackos have been shouting for years:
Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
Is that Melman?
It could be said that my plan is working
It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it?
It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
It really isn't the fun side without you.
It wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
It'll get Marty transferred for good. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
It's a grave. You sent Melman to his grave. Are you happy?
It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick!
It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue to Grand Central.
It's a wonderful song. I'm sure you're familiar with it.
It's an older code, skipper. I can't make it out.
It's been a real pleasure serving with you boys.
It's driving me crazy. Can you help me? Please?
It's Friday. Field trip day.
It's Gloria. It's Gloria!
It's got a gecko on it.
It's grand and it's central.
It's just that another year's come and gone
It's like billions and billions of helicopters.
It's Marty. He's gone.
It's okay. It's gone.
It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
It's Seniors' Day, you know. Have to roar extra loud.
It's showtime.
It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no!
It's the Man.
It's unsanitary.
It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me.
Jump! Alex, jump!
Just because you're a lion... Let go of me. Let go of me.
Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.
Just like my mural back at the zoo.
Just look at him. He's helpless without us.
Just shush! I will handle this.
Just shush! I will handle this.
Just smile and wave, boys.
Kind of charged up or something.
King Julien, what are they? What are they?!
King?
Kowalski, progress report.
Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives.
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages,
Ladies and gentlemen. Primates of all ages.
Lady! What is wrong with you?
Lady! What is wrong with you?
Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left! Your left! Your left!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's go.
Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
Let's stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life.
Like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you want.
Like I said, it's showtime.
Like we're going to get a train.
Look around. There's no fences, no schedules.
Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!
Look at it. Have I got it on?
Look at me.
Look at that, that's not a bad view.
Look more like he was tasting him to me.
Look! It's turning! It's coming back! It's coming back!
Look! Look! Look! Look!
Look. There's obviously just been a little mistake.
Looks like I'll have to take the Stamford local.
Looks like we have a job to do.
Looks like you're black with white stripes after all.
Loved?
Man, you almost gave me a heart attack. You can't just come sneak up on me.
Man! I feel different.
Martin!
Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.
Marty, look, you've got to be just a little bit more und...
Marty, run!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
Marty?
Marty?
Marty?
Marty? He's righ... Where did he go? He was right behind us.
Marty? Marty! Marty!
Marty?!
Marty?!
Marty.
Marty. Buddy. Listen.
Marty. It's...
Maurice, did you see that?
Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me.
Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
Maybe we could make a few side stops along the way.
Maybe you should talk to him. Go over and give him a little pep talk.
Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up! Lift me up!
Melman, hold still!
Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on. I got you.
Melman, shut it. Does anybody feel nauseous?
Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm?
Melman!
Melman!
Melman! Gloria!
Melman! I got you, buddy.
Melman?!
Melman's right. The people will know what to do.
Mine.
Mm hm, I know that's right.
Move aside. We have an emergency here. This is an emergency situation.
Move it nice and sweet and sassy, all right
Mr. Alex cannot stay here.
Much better.
My blood sugar's real low. I just don't have the energy.
My friend went a little crazy. Happens to everybody.
My kill.
My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges.
My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.
Nah.
Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see!
Naw. I don't think I could... You're it!
New York
New York giants!
New York.
Next thing, flowers in your hair, everybody's hugging everybody.
No CAT scan. It's a transfer. It's a zoo transfer.
No harm, no foul, right?
No other zoo could afford my medical care.
No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck.
No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
No, it's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this.
No, it's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this.
No, it's not a latrine.
No, no, no. The present's great, really.
No, not whooha. Ascar.
No, wait. Come back, Marty!
No, we're not.
No? Good. So shut up.
No. I didn't. Did I?
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not the best thing that's happened to us.
No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?
No. Only dead ones.
No. Phil can read, though. Phil.
Nonsense, Maurice.
Noogie, noogie, noogie. Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Not going to find a star like that in the wild.
Not now. This is an intervention. We all got to go.
Now I'll have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin.
Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.
Now, because of you, we're ruined!
Now, everybody,
Now, for as long as we can remember,
Now, he may be a pain in the butt at times...
Now, look. We're just going to find the people,
Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah.
Now, this is more like it.
Now, we got to flag down that boat.
Now, who would like a cookie?
Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural.
Oh, but it does.
Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego.
Oh, hey, it is Gloria.
Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.
Oh, I'm going to be fresh.
Oh, it's me again.
Oh, jeez. Sorry.
Oh, look at us.
Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?
Oh, my head.
Oh, my...
Oh, no, fella, that is the real deal right there.
Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! What are we going to do?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no.
Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.
Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.
Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song. I think you're familiar with it.
Oh, you don't swallow it. It's just temporary till the plumbing's done.
Oh, you want some of this? Ooh! You better run for your lives.
Oh! I got him!
Oh! I'm in heaven.
Oh! Well. Thank you.
Oh. Gloria.
Okay, I'm...
Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full.
Okay, let's make a good impression on the people.
Okay, Marty, I'm it.
Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this.
On a stick. Don't love it till you try it.
On the fun side of the island, having a good old time.
One of us should wait here in case he comes back.
Open that hatch.
Open that hatch.
Over here! Yo!
Ow! Get a grip on yourselves, people.
Ow.
Oy vey!
Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.
Physically, physically, physically fit Physically fit, Physically fit
Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets.
Please don't make me sing this by myself.
Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may.
Poor little guy.
Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julien Xlll,
Pretty good, right?
Private probably won't survive.
Progress report.
Quiet!
Really.
Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels.
Rico.
Rico.
Rico. We'll need special tactical equipment.
Right here. What the heck is this doing in there?
Right here's good.
Right in front of me.
Right.
Rise and shining.
Roar!
Run!
San Diego?
San Diego? What could be worse than San Diego?
San Diego.
Seaweed on a stick.
Seaweed?
See, I told you I don't look like a... Wait. What you say?
See, if he is the king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown.
Self proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera. Hooray, everybody.
Separate those two, would you, please?
Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?
She is finito.
Ship to Kenya.
Show them the cat. Who's the cat?
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Hey, I'm sleeping here!
Shut up, Spalding.
Smile and wave.
Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
Snap out of it, Alex. The boat came back. We can get out of here.
So alone. So alone.
So do you have any live people?
So I was just thinking, why rush?
So if you could point us towards the administrative offices, we'll...
So one could take the train? Just hypothetically.
So shut up, everyone, please. Thank you.
So, what are you going to do? Go running off to the wild by yourself?
Soon we will put my excellent plan to action.
Sorry, Alex.
Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!
Stand over here. Trot over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here.
Start spreadin' the news
Start spreadin' the news
Status.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious.
Suit yourself, no matter. I don't care.
Surprise!
Surprise!!!
Sweet dreams, everyone.
Sweet dreams, everyone.
Ten years old, huh? A decade.
Thank you.
Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
Thanks for waiting up. Really appreciate it.
Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party. It was great.
Thanks, Marty.
Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.
That his heart is bigger than his stomach.
That I find suspicious.
That is the bad side, where you can prance and skip
That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look!
That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!
That sounds great.
That sounds great.
That was not me, okay? That was the boat.
That you do not find in the wild.
That's it. Let's build up some steam! You the cat.
That's my kill.
That's okay, I've got a bigger crown.
That's the spot.
That's the spot.
That's the thing that you were always looking at, but it's actually there.
That's unbelievable.
That's wild fire. We're not using wild fire on Lady Liberty.
The boat's come back for us! Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.
The boat's here! We can go home!
The city gets to us all. Went a little cuckoo in the head.
The feet. I told you... I told you to... I told every...
The fossa are attacking! Run for your lives!
The fossa!
The fossa!
The fossa! The fossa are attacking!
The fossas will come back and gobble us with their mouths because...
The Fun Side Special, coming up.
The king of New York City.
The king.
The kitty loves the fishy.
The live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf type wild?
The party is over, Julien. Your brilliant plan has failed.
The penguins are going. So why can't I?
The penguins are going. So why can't I?
The penguins are psychotic.
The people are coming. They can help us.
The people didn't dump us here on purpose.
The wild proudly presents:
The wild? Are you nuts?
Then bury you, dig you up, clone you and kill your clones.
Then I'm going to need some backup.
Then you got to take the Metro North train... north?
Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
There are prescriptions that have to be filled.
There it is!
There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!
There's always Plan B.
There's room on the fun side for one more.
There's something about that one with the crazy hairdo
There's too many of them, skipper.
Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record.
These aren't even on the shelf yet. Here. Check it out.
They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future.
They are savages.
They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
They are to be sent back to their natural habitat,
They forgot to turn off the ambience again.
They'll be really mad.
They're all mine.
They're just a bunch of pansies.
They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
They're up there.
They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals.
This could be the best that's happened.
This doesn't make any sense. Where would he go?
This is a highly refined type of food thing
This is all some kind of whacked out conspiracy.
This is an urgent mission to save Marty from throwing his life away.
This is better than steak.
This is it.
This is like a Puffy party.
This is my territory. Understand?
This is seawater.
This is the fun side,
This is the good side for those who love New York and care about going home.
This is the life.
This is the life.
This is the plan?
This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island.
This isn't a field trip.
This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning.
This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born...
This place kind of grows on you. This way, guys! Come on!
Three hundred and sixty five days a year,
To miss this baby.
To see whether these are savage killers.
To the wild.
To you too.
Today we're going to blow this dump.
Tonight we die.
Twenty four hour Alex Cam. Watch me sleep.
Twenty seven, 28, 29. Thirty black and only 29 white.
Twenty seven.
Two little words.
Uh, Alex? Could you come out here for a minute?
Underpants!
Until they are deep in their sleep.
Very impressive.
Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there.
Wait.
Wait. Where? What?
Wake up, Mr. Alex.
Wake up! Alex!
Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple.
Wakey waking, Mr. Alex!
Walls closing in around me.
We all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York giants.
We are a great big part of it

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