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Beerfest (2006)

Beerfest (2006)

Beerfest is a hilarious comedy film released in 2006, directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. The story revolves around two brothers who discover an underground beer-drinking competition called Beerfest in Germany. Determined to avenge their family's honor, they assemble a team to compete against the reigning champions. The cast includes Jay Chandrasekhar, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Steve Lemme, Kevin Heffernan, and Cloris Leachman. Filled with outrageous humor and over-the-top antics, Beerfest is a must-watch for fans of comedy films. If you want to relive the laughs, you can play and download the sounds from this movie at [website link].

A direct draw beer dispenser.
A little R and R in Amsterdam. Just what the doctor ordered.
About the old girlfriend thing. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
Absolutely.
After I beat them...
All right, all right.
All right, Barry. It's showtime.
All right, but more importantly, where are we gonna find a ram?
All right, Fink, hit me.
All right, guys, come on.
All right, guys, let's focus, huh? Huddle up.
All right, here we go.
All right, here's how it works.
All right, no problem.
All right!
All right? And no matter what happens, win or lose...
All right.
All right. It's a regular hot dog cart in here, huh?
All right. Let's light this Kraut candle.
All right. This is what we came for, the Germans!
All tied up. Sudden death.
Always bet on black. Yeah.
And cut it. Cut.
And for Landfill.
And Gam Gam?
And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen?
And I'll be damned if we're gonna let the good guys win!
And no one leaves here until we finish every single last drop.
And now that I have your precious beer recipe, I can go.
And she's a cruel old mistress, she is.
And summer sausage.
And the rats Just yesterday I opened up a bottle of Schnitzelgeigerbräu...
And the rule says every competitor must compete, otherwise...
And then I want spectator number one killed.
And this is hard to say...
And what is this?
And why do we play it?
Are we playing or not?
Are we playing or not?
Are we playing or not?
Are we playing or not?
Are we playing or not?
Are you gonna let us do that, or are you afraid of getting your asses stomped?
Are you making fun of us, mate?
Are you talking about me?
As tough as anything you've ever done.
Asshole!
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
Back the fuck up, Antonio!
Barry Badrinath was the best beer gamer ever.
Barry, wait.
Barry, we didn't come here for a BJ...
Barry, what happened to you?
Barry!
Battle stations.
Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years.
Because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything.
Because in this silver slice of heaven here are 1984 ounces of beer.
Beer drinkers...
BEERFEST (2006)
Beerfest is our lives.
Beerfest it is.
Beerfest, innit!
Beerfest! Beerfest! Beerfest!
Beginner's luck.
Better than anything I've ever seen.
Big deal. A suitcase full of Monopoly money?
Big round of applause, people.
BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ!
Boys, prepare your things.
Bring it on, meine bitch.
Bullshit! I did the
But let's not worry about that now.
But our grandfather was Johan von Wolf
But the baroness found out about it, me and my young Johan...
But unlike you, I am not weeping.
But we already have the recipe.
But we had to keep our love secret...
But when I got them drunk again, they remembered.
But...
Calgon, take me away.
Can you get the puppet off of me?!
Can't you see we are training?
Canceled reservation.
Careful, dude. It's gonna fuck you up.
Championship round is best of seven.
Championship round, Germany versus U.S.A.
Chance.
Check this out.
Cheerio, let's do it again.
Cheers.
Cherry is here to help me now that my Johan is gone.
Cherry?
Clean out the floxinator or something, all right?
Clearly, you've fallen on hard times.
Come in.
Come on, baby. It's all you, buddy. Drink it down.
Come on, Barry.
Come on, big boy. What, are you gonna fucking cry?
Come on, guys.
Come on, motherfucker! It's time!
Come on, Phil. Stay with me, honey.
Come on, those are euros.
Come on, we gotta win this one.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. This is the Fräuleins Gone Wild!
Come on. Trust me. Trust me.
Cops, cops, cops!
Corn.
Cowboy on one side, Indian on the other. It's the Wild West.
Crapper.
Cup the gonads. If you don't cup the gonads....
Cut.
Damn it! It's the bubble!
Damn, that's nasty.
Damn, that's nasty.
Damn, that's nasty. The old country must have been fucked up.
Das Boot!
Das Boot!
Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
Deutschland, you're floored!
Did you hear what she said?
Distance, 10 meters.
Do I know you?
Do me a favor, top me off.
Do you want a tip with that?
Does it?
Doesn't everybody?
Don't be a moron. He got his stomach stapled.
Don't go there. You do not sully a yarmulke, you goyim schmendrik miskayt.
Don't say anything to Great Gam Gam about the competition.
Don't talk about her being a whore.
Don't they hand out Nobel Prizes for that?
Don't think you have seen the last of us.
Don't. That belonged to our grandpa.
Don't...
Double or nothing.
Drink up, Hansel!
Drink well. Drink with honor.
Drink, drink, drink!
Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink!
Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink.
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink. You're rowing on the wrong side.
Drinking and dancing at the same time. That's what's making it tough.
Dude, aren't you like 40?
Dude, you want a Schnitz?
Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole.
Eight points.
Enjoy. Let's Come on, let's have some polka, all right?
Enough!
Everybody's drunk.
Everyone at once. First team to finish wins. On my word.
Excuse me, guys.
Exposé Colorado has this exclusive interview with former kitchen workers...
Feel that pulling you down? That's the yeast, baby.
Finish your beer, asshole.
Fink's got the eye of the Jew.
Finkelstein's Theory on Effects of Alcohol on the Temporal Lobes.
Finky!
Finky!
First round is best of five.
First up, long distance krügerbounce.
Five boots? Are you fucking mental?
For hundreds of years, it has been a Wolfhouse tradition...
Forget about it. I'm out of here. Where's my ?
Friends...
Fuck it! I quit.
Fucking man cow.
Game on. Not a drop can be spilled.
Gentlemen...
Germans can pretty much stick anything down there.
Germans?
Germany, 224.
Germany, the winner!
Germany, three.
Germany!
Get a handle on your Frisbee, college boy.
Get bent, umlaut. We're gonna sell the shit out of this beer.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out of here. Get out!
Glasses, maybe. I....
Go back and get a BJ from your great grandma, on me.
Go, go, go!
God. Solicitors.
Goddamn brewery!
Good luck. You're going to need it.
Good night, Popo.
Good one.
Good one. But I'll leave the practicing to the amateurs.
Good to see you again.
Good to see you.
Good, good, good.
Grandpa Wolfhouse, Landfill and Gam Gam and America!
Grandpapa, we've crushed them once.
Grandpapa?
Grandpapa.
Great Gam Gam.
Great Gam Gam.
Great Gam Gam.
Great Gam Gam. I'm so sorry.
Great Gam Gam. What are you doing here?
Guys, those Germans are incredible drinkers.
Guys...
Half barrel capacity, with an anti foaming mechanism.
Halt!
Halt. See, we're here.
Ham.
Hasta la vista, messenger boy.
Have you ever been to the family resting place?
Haven't seen him since Hands Across America.
He could und he did.
He had this habit of swallowing his food whole.
He had this little sausage house in Colorado. He couldn't
He said, "Dad, I'm over here."
He says hi.
He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother...
He was a real brainiac, that nerd.
He went black?