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Old School (2003) Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story

Old School (2003)

Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story of three friends, played by Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, who decide to start a fraternity and relive their college days. As they throw outrageous parties and wreak havoc, they find themselves threatened by the university and its dean, played by Jeremy Piven.

This movie is a classic and has become a staple in the comedy genre. The cast's comedic chemistry and the outrageous situations they find themselves in make Old School a laugh-out-loud experience. Whether you're a fan of Wilson's charm, Vaughn's witty banter, or Ferrell's over-the-top humor, this film delivers non-stop entertainment.

If you want to relive the laughs, you can play and download the sounds from Old School here.

A big day? Doing what?
A big day? Doing what?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A young girl.
A young girl.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
Aahh!
Aahh!
About face.
About face.
About Mark.
About Mark.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Academics, athletics, community service,
Academics, athletics, community service,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Ain't that right, mother? What?
Ain't that right, mother? What?
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All the posters are mine.
All the posters are mine.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Am I interrupting?
Am I interrupting?
Amy, I'm sorry.
Amy, I'm sorry.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And finally,
And finally,
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I'll see you around campus.
And I'll see you around campus.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And mind the stepchildren.
And mind the stepchildren.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And our contribution to the community.
And our contribution to the community.
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And to tell you the truth,
And to tell you the truth,
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And you were right about Mark.
And you were right about Mark.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And, call me about dinner.
And, call me about dinner.
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
And...
And...
Anything?
Anything?
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Are you bribing me?
Are you bribing me?
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
At my place tomorrow night.
At my place tomorrow night.
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
Awesome.
Awesome.
B, Pythagorean triplets?
B, Pythagorean triplets?
Bastard!
Bastard!
Be honest.
Be honest.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before they can deny our official application.
Before they can deny our official application.
Being married?
Being married?
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Bernard.
Bernard.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue's dead.
Blue's dead.
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Break it in.
Break it in.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
But all just...
But all just...
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But I can skip it.
But I can skip it.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But it's an emergency.
But it's an emergency.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But why don't you leave me your number?
But why don't you leave me your number?
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, you're like... mature.
But, you're like... mature.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Call them again.
Call them again.
Campus patrol?
Campus patrol?
Can I see it?
Can I see it?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can't hear you!
Can't hear you!
Cheese, is that you?
Cheese, is that you?
Cheese!
Cheese!
Chill out, we're up by six.
Chill out, we're up by six.
Cock. Balls.
Cock. Balls.
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on, big cat.
Come on, big cat.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Coming through!
Coming through!
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
D ahhh!!
D ahhh!!
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Darcie, hey.
Darcie, hey.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dearly beloved,
Dearly beloved,
Debate, and school spirit.
Debate, and school spirit.
Denver!
Denver!
Did a little research.
Did a little research.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you see that movie?
Did you see that movie?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't turn around.
Don't turn around.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Fighters, are you ready?
Fighters, are you ready?
Figuratively, I mean.
Figuratively, I mean.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Focus is on five categories:
Focus is on five categories:
For determining first order system parameters?
For determining first order system parameters?
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For the rest of my life.
For the rest of my life.
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank! Frank!
Frank! Frank!
Frank?
Frank?
Frank's divorced.
Frank's divorced.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fucked up.
Fucked up.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Get into it. Very good.
Get into it. Very good.
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
Get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
Give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal
Give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
Given by the board of trustees.
Given by the board of trustees.
Go Harrison!
Go Harrison!
Go, Cougars!
Go, Cougars!
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up!
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up!
Go! Come on!
Go! Come on!
God, I went a little bit...
God, I went a little bit...
God.
God.
Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?
Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?
Good for you. That's great.
Good for you. That's great.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good test.
Good test.
Good.
Good.
Good. Believe me,
Good. Believe me,
Good. I need your help with something.
Good. I need your help with something.
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Got crazy last night.
Got crazy last night.
Got her in Mexico.
Got her in Mexico.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh...
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh...
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
Gymnastics
Gymnastics
Ha! Whoa.
Ha! Whoa.
Hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Half these guys don't even go to the school.
Half these guys don't even go to the school.
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay?
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay?
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
Has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay?
Has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay?
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Have no bearing whatsoever.
Have no bearing whatsoever.
He can't do that.
He can't do that.
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool.
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool.
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!
He just French kissed me!
He just French kissed me!
He looks glorious.
He looks glorious.
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked.
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked.
He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff.
He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff.
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot.
He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot.
He's harmless.
He's harmless.
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster,
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster,
He's the very successful,
He's the very successful,
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter.
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter.
Heidi?
Heidi?
Heidi?
Heidi?
Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Her dad?
Her dad?
Her panties.
Her panties.
Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang.
Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang.
Here's the deal. Listen up!
Here's the deal. Listen up!
Hey there, buddy.
Hey there, buddy.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
Hey, Godfather!
Hey, Godfather!
Hey, honey, it's me.
Hey, honey, it's me.
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey.
Hey, honey.
Hey, I did good.
Hey, I did good.
Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here.
Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, look who it is.
Hey, look who it is.
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.
Hey, Mike!
Hey, Mike!
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Wow...
Hey! Wow...
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Chicks.
Hey. Chicks.
Hey. Heidi.
Hey. Heidi.
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right?
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right?
Hi, Mitch.
Hi, Mitch.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, silly kid.
Hi, silly kid.
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Home theater equipment and accessories.
Home theater equipment and accessories.
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay?
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
Honey?
Honey?
How about Frank? Great.
How about Frank? Great.
How about...
How about...
How are you?
How are you?
How awful.
How awful.
How come you never asked me out then?
How come you never asked me out then?
How was Hooters?
How was Hooters?
How you doing, bud? What a day!
How you doing, bud? What a day!
How's it hanging, boys?
How's it hanging, boys?
However, we're now subject to a charter certification review
However, we're now subject to a charter certification review
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding.
I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding.
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing.
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing.
I am back!
I am back!
I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh.
I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh.
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy
I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy
I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
I brought you an iced tea!
I brought you an iced tea!
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth.
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth.
I can't believe it's you!
I can't believe it's you!
I did good.
I did good.
I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work.
I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work.
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.
I didn't want to get into this, but...
I didn't want to get into this, but...
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about.
I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about.
I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years
I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't feel different.
I don't feel different.
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me.
I don't know where I was going with that.
I don't know where I was going with that.
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max.
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max.
I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing.
I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing.
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
I don't know, we all spread out... Ow!
I don't know, we all spread out... Ow!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you.
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you.
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this.
I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this.
I don't want this to get weird, but...
I don't want this to get weird, but...
I feel honored.
I feel honored.
I feel tired.
I feel tired.
I get to take them down.
I get to take them down.
I go golfing on Sundays.
I go golfing on Sundays.
I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next.
I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next.
I got a wife, kids.
I got a wife, kids.
I got into body painting.
I got into body painting.
I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.
I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.
I got out.
I got out.
I got to go to class, so...
I got to go to class, so...
I guess I thought he could change, you know?
I guess I thought he could change, you know?
I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,
I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,
I had an awesome time.
I had an awesome time.
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order,
I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order,
I hate golf.
I hate golf.
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity.
I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
I hope you like it.
I hope you like it.
I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this.
I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this.
I just didn't want you to worry about my dad.
I just didn't want you to worry about my dad.
I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind.
I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind.
I know how bribes work...
I know how bribes work...
I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present!
I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present!
I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is,
I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is,
I know you had an awesome time.
I know you had an awesome time.
I like it. It's genius!
I like it. It's genius!
I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it.
I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it.
I like your room.
I like your room.
I love it. Thank you.
I love it. Thank you.
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you. Congratulations.
I love you. Congratulations.
I love you. Frank.
I love you. Frank.
I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay.
I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay.
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.
I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me.
I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me.
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
I mean, suddenly you get married
I mean, suddenly you get married
I need a little time to get my life back together.
I need a little time to get my life back together.
I own six Speaker Cities.
I own six Speaker Cities.
I promise.
I promise.
I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic.
I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic.
I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.
I think I can deal with it.
I think I can deal with it.
I think I see Blue.
I think I see Blue.
I think she likes you. She ignores most people.
I think she likes you. She ignores most people.
I think that I am that person.
I think that I am that person.
I thought we were having a small get together.
I thought we were having a small get together.
I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?
I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?
I thought you guys might find this interesting.
I thought you guys might find this interesting.
I thought you said high school.
I thought you said high school.
I thought you said near campus. This is practically on campus. It's sick.
I thought you said near campus. This is practically on campus. It's sick.
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous.
I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous.
I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal.
I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal.
I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details.
I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details.
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers.
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers.
I want focus, I want intensity, and I want 1,2,3!
I want focus, I want intensity, and I want 1,2,3!
I want you to know that.
I want you to know that.
I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university?
I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university?
I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home,
I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home,
I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night.
I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night.
I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something?
I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something?
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
I was, but I was being serious.
I was, but I was being serious.
I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
I... tried to join a new gym.
I... tried to join a new gym.
I'd be more than happy to show you around.
I'd be more than happy to show you around.
I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
I'd probably be dead.
I'd probably be dead.
I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night.
I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night.
I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years.
I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years.
I'm going again, baby!
I'm going again, baby!
I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.
I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me.
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me.
I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa.
I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa.
I'm here for the gang bang.
I'm here for the gang bang.
I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
I'm just staying here, for right now.
I'm just staying here, for right now.
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie?
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie?
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
I'm Mark. What's your name?
I'm Mark. What's your name?
I'm married. And I can't do this.
I'm married. And I can't do this.
I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke!
I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke!
I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it.
I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything.
I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still holding.
I'm still holding.
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm talking crazy, boy band ass.
I'm talking crazy, boy band ass.
I'm the dean.
I'm the dean.
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time.
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time.
I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about.
I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about.
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month.
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month.
I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
I've missed you, Frank.
I've missed you, Frank.
I've tried to tell you about this.
I've tried to tell you about this.
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids,
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids,
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally.
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you know your Greek mythology.
If you know your Greek mythology.
In every category, including academics.
In every category, including academics.
In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society,
In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society,
In supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
In supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
In the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966.
In the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966.
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds,
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds,
Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics?
Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that what you do now?
Is that what you do now?
Is this bad?
Is this bad?
Is this one of your guys here?
Is this one of your guys here?
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
It is now exclusively for campus use only.
It is now exclusively for campus use only.
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up.
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up.
It really is.
It really is.
It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School.
It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School.
It sounds cool, man. I want in.
It sounds cool, man. I want in.
It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
It stops right there and it continues right here,
It stops right there and it continues right here,
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart.
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart.
It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything
It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything
It'll show that it was probably of natural causes.
It'll show that it was probably of natural causes.
It's a combination of things.
It's a combination of things.
It's a nice doll you have there.
It's a nice doll you have there.
It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.
It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.
It's been a weird month, huh?
It's been a weird month, huh?
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great.
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great.
It's been kind of a tough day,
It's been kind of a tough day,
It's been quite a journey.
It's been quite a journey.
It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity?
It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity?
It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match.
It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match.
It's casual. I was just...
It's casual. I was just...
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be all right.
It's Huang.
It's Huang.
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was...
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was...
It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
It's not gonna be the same.
It's not gonna be the same.
It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously...
It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously...
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. It happens.
It's okay. It happens.
It's okay. Please continue.
It's okay. Please continue.
It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself.
It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself.
It's physically impossible.
It's physically impossible.
It's purely sexual.
It's purely sexual.
It's quite an anomaly.
It's quite an anomaly.
It's the best day ever.
It's the best day ever.
It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet.
It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet.
Jenny and Jeanie!
Jenny and Jeanie!
Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Who are these people?
Jesus. Who are these people?
Joseph Blue Pulasky!
Joseph Blue Pulasky!
Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark.
Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know.
Just drive. Go.
Just drive. Go.
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that.
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that.
Just make sure you can see the stage.
Just make sure you can see the stage.
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Just take care of it.
Just take care of it.
Keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Kitchen.
Kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co host of CNN's Crossfire,
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co host of CNN's Crossfire,
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event!
Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed,
Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed,
Ladies, we are giving head here.
Ladies, we are giving head here.
Last week, I stopped by his office.
Last week, I stopped by his office.
Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation,
Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation,
Lesson learned.
Lesson learned.
Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.
Let's get it on!
Let's get it on!
Let's get the party back cracking up in here.
Let's get the party back cracking up in here.
Let's go, birthday boy!
Let's go, birthday boy!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's just say I caught him red handed and it wasn't pretty.
Let's just say I caught him red handed and it wasn't pretty.
Let's make it official then, jackass!
Let's make it official then, jackass!
Let's make it official!
Let's make it official!
Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us.
Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us.
Let's see, rings.
Let's see, rings.
Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by.
Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by.
Like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend...
Like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend...
Like a real divorce?
Like a real divorce?
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price.
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price.
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.
Listen, about last night.
Listen, about last night.
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration.
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Listen, just was calling to check in.
Listen, just was calling to check in.
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
Little right. Little more.
Little right. Little more.
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours.
Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours.
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were.
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were.
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while.
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while.
Love, it's a motherfucker.
Love, it's a motherfucker.
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot.
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot.
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.
Marissa is going through some personal stuff.
Marissa is going through some personal stuff.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, I totally forgot.
Marissa, I totally forgot.
Mature?
Mature?
Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right?
Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right?
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
Maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee.
Maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee.
Maybe it's a thong.
Maybe it's a thong.
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?
Megan, I'm a little busy.
Megan, I'm a little busy.
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street
Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us.
Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us.
Mind the stepchildren.
Mind the stepchildren.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
Mitch Martin?
Mitch Martin?
Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast.
Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast.
Mitch, honey? Hon?
Mitch, honey? Hon?
Mitch, I'm so cold.
Mitch, I'm so cold.
Mitch, stop it! I got it.
Mitch, stop it! I got it.
Mitch, with an M.
Mitch, with an M.
Mitch!
Mitch!
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
Most notably, clause four.
Most notably, clause four.
Movies and popcorn.
Movies and popcorn.
Mr. James Carville.
Mr. James Carville.
Must be joking around or something.
Must be joking around or something.
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
My God!
My God!
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster.
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster.
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him.
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him.
My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same.
My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same.
Need a friend?
Need a friend?
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
Nice work, Marissa.
Nice work, Marissa.
Nice, right?
Nice, right?
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?
No one at Columbia has even heard of you.
No one at Columbia has even heard of you.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No way.
No way.
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines.
No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines.
No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed.
No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed.
No, I'm not. I just...
No, I'm not. I just...
No, I'm...
No, I'm...
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, this exact one.
No, this exact one.
No, wait a second.
No, wait a second.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Actually, I got to run.
No. Actually, I got to run.
No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.
No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.
Nobody. Is it true?
Nobody. Is it true?
Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Nothing. Just making some copies.
Nothing. Just making some copies.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
Now, that was a party.
Now, that was a party.
Now!
Now!
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!
Number 12.
Number 12.
Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants.
Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants.
Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend
Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend
Off the record. You do this, you're in.
Off the record. You do this, you're in.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Megan.
Oh, Megan.
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.
Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing
Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh! No.
Oh! No.
Oh...!
Oh...!
Okay, great. Floor exercise.
Okay, great. Floor exercise.
Okay, how many events do we actually have left here?
Okay, how many events do we actually have left here?
Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far?
Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far?
Okay, so, thank you.
Okay, so, thank you.
Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees.
Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees.
Okay, well...
Okay, well...
Okay, you can go back out and play now.
Okay, you can go back out and play now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7 A,
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7 A,
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests.
One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests.
One. Frank's accident definitely set us back.
One. Frank's accident definitely set us back.
One...
One...
Ooh!
Ooh!
Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions?
Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions?
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Or maybe even a whole meal of food.
Or maybe even a whole meal of food.
Or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
Or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state of the art
Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state of the art
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class.
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class.
Over the next 21 days,
Over the next 21 days,
Ow! Oww! Jesus!
Ow! Oww! Jesus!
Oww! Oh...
Oww! Oh...
Patricia, get security to the South Lawn.
Patricia, get security to the South Lawn.
Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked?
Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked?
Please be careful.
Please be careful.
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault.
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault.
Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in.
Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in.
Please tell me this is the first time this has happened.
Please tell me this is the first time this has happened.
Please, what are you doing?
Please, what are you doing?
Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you.
Pledges, prepare to release!
Pledges, prepare to release!
Prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman.
Prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman.
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
Prom committee thing?
Prom committee thing?
Putting the lawyer himself at the controls.
Putting the lawyer himself at the controls.
Ready? Do it.
Ready? Do it.
Real Estate Query Engine
Real Estate Query Engine
Really good.
Really good.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? You don't?
Really? You don't?
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
Relationships are a lot of work.
Relationships are a lot of work.
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys.
Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys.
Right now.
Right now.
Right. I see.
Right. I see.
Right. Look.
Right. Look.
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
Salute. Health and happiness.
Salute. Health and happiness.
Sand in here?
Sand in here?
See you around, homey!
See you around, homey!
See you around.
See you around.
See you later.
See you later.
See?
See?
See? That's why they call him the Godfather.
See? That's why they call him the Godfather.
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
Shall I continue?
Shall I continue?
She showed me the knife.
She showed me the knife.
She's an angel.
She's an angel.

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