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Old School (2003)

Old School (2003)

Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story of three friends, played by Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, who decide to start a fraternity and relive their college days. As they throw outrageous parties and wreak havoc, they find themselves threatened by the university and its dean, played by Jeremy Piven.

This movie is a classic and has become a staple in the comedy genre. The cast's comedic chemistry and the outrageous situations they find themselves in make Old School a laugh-out-loud experience. Whether you're a fan of Wilson's charm, Vaughn's witty banter, or Ferrell's over-the-top humor, this film delivers non-stop entertainment.

If you want to relive the laughs, you can play and download the sounds from Old School here.

A big day? Doing what?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A young girl.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
Aahh!
About face.
About Mark.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Academics, athletics, community service,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Ain't that right, mother? What?
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All the posters are mine.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Am I interrupting?
Amy, I'm sorry.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And finally,
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I'll see you around campus.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And mind the stepchildren.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And our contribution to the community.
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And to tell you the truth,
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And you were right about Mark.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And, call me about dinner.
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
And...
Anything?
Anytime.
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Are you bribing me?
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
At my place tomorrow night.
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
Awesome.
B, Pythagorean triplets?
Bastard!
Be honest.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before they can deny our official application.
Being married?
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Bernard.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue's dead.
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Break it in.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
But all just...
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But I can skip it.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But it's an emergency.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But why don't you leave me your number?
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, you're like... mature.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Call them again.
Campus patrol?
Can I see it?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can't hear you!
Cheese, is that you?
Cheese!
Chill out, we're up by six.
Cock. Balls.
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on, big cat.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Coming through!
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
D ahhh!!
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Darcie, hey.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dearly beloved,
Debate, and school spirit.
Denver!
Did a little research.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you see that movie?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Don't be silly.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't do it!
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't turn around.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Fighters, are you ready?
Figuratively, I mean.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Focus is on five categories:
For determining first order system parameters?
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For the rest of my life.
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank!
Frank!
Frank! Frank!
Frank?
Frank's divorced.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fucked up.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Get into it. Very good.
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
Give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal
Give me a break.
Given by the board of trustees.
Go Harrison!
Go, Cougars!
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up!
Go! Come on!
God, I went a little bit...
God.
Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?
Good for you. That's great.
Good idea.
Good luck.
Good morning.
Good test.
Good.
Good. Believe me,
Good. I need your help with something.
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Got crazy last night.
Got her in Mexico.
Gotcha.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh...
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
Gymnastics
Ha! Whoa.
Hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Half these guys don't even go to the school.
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay?
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
Has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay?
Have a seat.
Have no bearing whatsoever.
He can't do that.
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool.
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!
He just French kissed me!
He looks glorious.
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked.
He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff.
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot.
He's harmless.
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster,
He's the very successful,
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter.
Heidi?
Heidi?
Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Help me! Help me!
Her dad?
Her panties.
Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang.
Here's the deal. Listen up!
Hey there, buddy.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, boy.
Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
Hey, Godfather!
Hey, honey, it's me.
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey.
Hey, I did good.
Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, look who it is.
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.
Hey, Mike!
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey!
Hey! Wow...
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Chicks.
Hey. Heidi.
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right?
Hi, Mitch.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, silly kid.
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Home theater equipment and accessories.
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay?
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
Honey?
How about Frank? Great.
How about...
How are you?
How awful.
How come you never asked me out then?
How was Hooters?
How you doing, bud? What a day!
How's it hanging, boys?
However, we're now subject to a charter certification review
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding.
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing.
I am back!
I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh.
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?
I appreciate it.
I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy
I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
I brought you an iced tea!
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth.
I can't believe it's you!
I did good.
I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work.
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.
I didn't want to get into this, but...
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about.
I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't feel different.
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me.
I don't know where I was going with that.
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max.
I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing.
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
I don't know, we all spread out... Ow!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you.
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this.
I don't want this to get weird, but...
I feel honored.
I feel tired.
I get to take them down.
I go golfing on Sundays.
I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next.
I got a wife, kids.
I got into body painting.
I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.
I got out.
I got to go to class, so...
I guess I thought he could change, you know?
I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,
I had an awesome time.
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order,
I hate golf.
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
I hope you like it.
I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this.
I just didn't want you to worry about my dad.
I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind.
I know how bribes work...
I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present!
I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is,
I know you had an awesome time.
I like it. It's genius!
I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it.
I like your room.
I love it. Thank you.
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.
I love you.
I love you. Congratulations.
I love you. Frank.
I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay.
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.
I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me.
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
I mean, suddenly you get married
I need a little time to get my life back together.
I own six Speaker Cities.
I promise.
I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic.
I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.
I think I can deal with it.
I think I see Blue.
I think she likes you. She ignores most people.
I think that I am that person.
I thought we were having a small get together.
I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?
I thought you guys might find this interesting.
I thought you said high school.
I thought you said near campus. This is practically on campus. It's sick.
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous.
I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal.
I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details.
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers.
I want focus, I want intensity, and I want 1,2,3!
I want you to know that.
I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university?
I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home,
I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night.
I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something?
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
I was, but I was being serious.
I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
I... tried to join a new gym.
I'd be more than happy to show you around.
I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
I'd probably be dead.
I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night.
I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years.
I'm going again, baby!
I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me.
I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa.
I'm here for the gang bang.
I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
I'm just staying here, for right now.
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie?
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
I'm Mark. What's your name?
I'm married. And I can't do this.
I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke!
I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it.
I'm okay.
I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything.
I'm really sorry.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still holding.
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm talking crazy, boy band ass.
I'm the dean.
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time.
I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about.
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month.
I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
I've missed you, Frank.
I've tried to tell you about this.
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids,
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you know your Greek mythology.
In every category, including academics.
In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society,
In supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
In the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966.
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds,
Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that what you do now?
Is this bad?
Is this one of your guys here?
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
It is now exclusively for campus use only.
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up.
It really is.
It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School.
It sounds cool, man. I want in.
It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
It stops right there and it continues right here,
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart.
It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything
It'll show that it was probably of natural causes.
It's a combination of things.
It's a nice doll you have there.
It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.
It's been a weird month, huh?
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great.
It's been kind of a tough day,
It's been quite a journey.
It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity?
It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match.
It's casual. I was just...
It's gonna be all right.
It's Huang.
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was...
It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
It's not gonna be the same.
It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously...
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay.
It's okay. It happens.
It's okay. Please continue.
It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself.
It's physically impossible.
It's purely sexual.
It's quite an anomaly.
It's the best day ever.
It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet.
Jenny and Jeanie!
Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesus.
Jesus. Who are these people?
Joseph Blue Pulasky!
Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know.
Just drive. Go.
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that.
Just make sure you can see the stage.
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Just take care of it.
Keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co host of CNN's Crossfire,
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event!
Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed,
Ladies, we are giving head here.
Last week, I stopped by his office.
Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation,
Lesson learned.
Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.
Let's get it on!
Let's get the party back cracking up in here.
Let's go, birthday boy!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's just say I caught him red handed and it wasn't pretty.
Let's make it official then, jackass!
Let's make it official!
Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us.
Let's see, rings.
Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by.
Like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend...
Like a real divorce?
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price.
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.
Listen, about last night.
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Listen, just was calling to check in.
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
Little right. Little more.
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours.
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were.
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while.
Love, it's a motherfucker.
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot.
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.
Marissa is going through some personal stuff.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, I totally forgot.
Mature?
Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right?
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
Maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee.
Maybe it's a thong.
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?
Megan, I'm a little busy.
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street
Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us.
Mind the stepchildren.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
Mitch Martin?
Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast.
Mitch, honey? Hon?
Mitch, I'm so cold.
Mitch, stop it! I got it.
Mitch, with an M.
Mitch!
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
Most notably, clause four.
Movies and popcorn.
Mr. James Carville.
Must be joking around or something.
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
My God!
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster.
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him.
My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same.
Need a friend?
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
Nice work, Marissa.
Nice, right?
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?
No one at Columbia has even heard of you.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No way.
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines.
No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed.
No, I'm not. I just...
No, I'm...
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
No, thanks.
No, this exact one.
No, wait a second.
No!
No.
No.
No. Actually, I got to run.
No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.
Nobody. Is it true?
Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
Not too bad.
Nothing. Just making some copies.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
Now, that was a party.
Now!
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!
Number 12.
Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants.
Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend
Off the record. You do this, you're in.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Megan.
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.
Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Oh, yeah!
Oh! No.
Oh...!
Okay, great. Floor exercise.
Okay, how many events do we actually have left here?
Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far?
Okay, so, thank you.
Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees.
Okay, well...
Okay, you can go back out and play now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7 A,
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests.
One. Frank's accident definitely set us back.
One...
Ooh!
Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions?
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Or maybe even a whole meal of food.
Or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state of the art
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class.
Over the next 21 days,
Ow! Oww! Jesus!
Oww! Oh...
Patricia, get security to the South Lawn.
Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked?
Please be careful.
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault.
Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in.
Please tell me this is the first time this has happened.
Please, what are you doing?
Pleasure to meet you.
Pledges, prepare to release!
Prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman.
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
Prom committee thing?
Putting the lawyer himself at the controls.
Ready? Do it.
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Really good.
Really?
Really?
Really? You don't?
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
Relationships are a lot of work.
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys.
Right now.
Right. I see.
Right. Look.
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
Salute. Health and happiness.
Sand in here?
See you around, homey!
See you around.
See you later.
See?
See? That's why they call him the Godfather.
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
Shall I continue?
She showed me the knife.
She's an angel.

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