The O.C. - Season 1 Edit

A bachelor party?

A celebration of rebirth, of new beginnings...

A house divided will not stand.

A hundred thousand dollars! That's more than I make in a year.

A letter from Hailey

A little veritas in vino, know what I mean?

A lot's changed in a year, huh?

A Paul Frank sale is more important than the fall of the Ming Dynasty

Actually, after school's good. It's better...

Actually, Anna and I broke up.

Actually, at this point, that would be you.

Actually, everything that's happened with Caleb and me...

Actually, I can't. I gotta get back.

Actually, I...

Actually, I'm calling for you

Actually, it would mean a lot to me.

After confirming Europe's worst suspicions of Americans, I'm guessing.

Again, not tracking.

All I ever did was let her down. Tell her that.

All right, if everyone will take his or her seat, we shall begin.

All right, we're finally all together? I wanna see some hustle now

All right, well, somebody call ER. I think Luke's gonna bust a gut

All right, when she left she was upset.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'm gonna get out of here.

All right. We can drive to L.A

All right. You'll miss a hell of a show, though

All this talk about plans, about growing up, it's a routine.

Also, let's go around front..

Am I the only one who gets it?

And could we have parked any further away?

And does she know who the father is?

And even then, there are no guarantees. But it's your only option.

And he has someone to take him home.

And I couldn't have done it without the help of my son in law, Sandy Cohen

And I know that I hurt your feelings and I feel bad about that

And I know you don't want to do that.

And I looked up at that window and I thought...

And I speak from experience, with great authority here.

And I wanna live with Dad.

And I'll tell you this, if our settlement conference goes well today...

And I'm giving you a platform to do it better.

And it looks like I have to pay everything back by January 1 st

And not in a nice way.

And now the entire community knows we're fighting.

And now, with everything that's going on with your dad...

And thanks for not telling Marissa.

And that's because of you.

And that's what's they call a "callback" in comedy.

And the beams are rather oppressive

And the police are taking Oliver to the hospital

And the school was receptive to him despite his history?

And then the market took a turn, and there we are.

And we all know what you're doing here.

And we should clean all this out so that you have room for some of your..

And welcome to the 47th annual Newport Beach Debutante Cotillion.

And you can't be late for your meeting with the dean

And you tell me nothing about you.

And you used them against me

And you wore your hair like... Like this

And, yes...

And, you know..

Anna! Hey, how are you doing?

AP History, English, calculus and physics. And French 4.

Are you kidding? Not at all. I'm just... I'm shocked.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? You don't mind one cheek on, one cheek off?

Are you talking to me?

Aren't you kind of hot in this?

As long as I haven't sold out, you haven't sold out.

At home, in the office. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't in here now.

At least he's polite

At least not anymore

Baby, I'm so sorry.

Based on my recent experience, or lack thereof, I'd have to say no.

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Very important.

Because he didn't write it to me. He wrote it to Natalie.

Because I knew you'd get riled up and do something stupid

Because now...

Because there's no place Kirsten feels more comfortable than in the kitchen

Because you still are

Believe it or not, Summer has shown a latent interest in comic bookery.

Believe me, it's nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.

Believe me, there's nothing I'd rather do than just blow everything off..

Believe me.

Best date ever, huh?

Between my money and Theresa's money, it's only 3000.

Blackjack.

Bonjour, Kiki.

Bored.

Both.

Bring the wine, dear

But are we the right doctors for the job?

But at a very high price.

But eventually the secrets come out.

But he can't stay here. We've got to find his mother.

But he's your friend. So he's my friend

But I am never doing anything for you again, you understand?

But I guess life's not really like that.

But I'll put a little Seth Ryan time on the books.

But I'm not gonna let that happen to us, because, Cohen...

But it's serious.

But not today. We have guests, who expect that food will actually be served

But thanks for reminding me. Have fun with Anna.

But the restaurant will have my soul and my income.

But there's a catch. Because you're a minor...

But we're gonna get through it...

But you and Marissa want different things

But you put the gun down, you get a second chance

But, I mean, if there's one thing that our relationship taught me, it's that...

Buying some time away from the wife and kids.

Bye

Bye, Dad.

Bye. Come on.

Caesar's didn't have a permanent Springsteen exhibit.

Caleb needs to enjoy this Christmas.

Caleb! There you are. I'm so glad you guys didn't start eating without me.

Call me if you find her.

Call me sometime.

Can I get a 7 and 7, please?

Can I join you guys?

Can I take you home?

Can we not talk about Summer? We talk about her all the time.

Can we please focus on the crisis at hand for one second? Okay?

Can you believe that? God.

Can't figure it out. It doesn't make sense

Can't you just forgive me?

Caught me at a good time. A man in love has no right doing business.

Cheers and many thanks.

Cheers.

Cindy, everyone here already knows us. That won't be much fun.

Cohen? What is going on over there?

Come in. Is everything all right?

Come on in, you guys. Ryan, Seth, this is Valerie, Shannon and Grace.

Come on, buddy. Change it up a little bit

Come on, have a seat

Come on, man, let's go. Might take us a minute to get the engine going

Come on, man, lighten up

Come on, man, there's got to be something

Come on!

Come on! It's good, they're crunchy.

Come on. I love this song.

Come on. Let's take a break

Come on. Two Jack Johnson tickets, a massage at Burke Williams...

Comicon is a bunch of pathetic virgins...

Coming

Confidence, Cohen.

Congratulations! Dude, you're a Pirate

Considering the fact that the restaurant will never open, make a cent...

Considering?

Cook them right there. Sounds good, man.

Cool, man.

Coop!

Coop?

Could you please be a little more vague?

Couscous is the other thing

Creative visualization, Jimmy

Dad wants to know who... What she wanted.

Dad, are you gonna start with me already?

Dad, I'm gonna be late to my own party.

Dad, you're the one who hired her.

Dad? That's how you talk to your dad?

Daddy, it's Mr. Fisher again. He's called, like, three times

Damn it, I'm being sarcastic.

Damn it!

Definitely a spectacle.

Detention's over, gentlemen. See you tomorrow.

Did somebody order more skanks?

Did you guys hear that Ryan's funny now?

Did you hear about Luke's dad?

Did you not notice Ryan sleeping on the couch?

Didn't mean to interrupt your date

Dinner is served.

Distinguished, but... Oh, my God

Do I have any say in this?

Do that. Just get them out of your system.

Do you ever watch ESPN Classics?

Do you happen...

Do you have some aspirin? My arm's killing me from the stitches.

Do you know how tall they were? Three apples

Do you know what girls find sexy?

Do you mind?

Do you think giving her a little feng shui will help her forget...

Do you wanna sit or stand? Because I've got some news

Does anybody want anything?

Does everybody know everybody?

Does she have a picture of you wearing culottes?

Don't even say it.

Don't even say it. It's unruinable.

Don't expect that to happen very often

Don't listen to him, Ryan. He owns three dealerships

Don't put any weight on it.

Don't say that. It's not true.

Don't worry about it. Tonight's gonna be fun

Don't you mean "ma Íana"?

Don't you think this apology should be directed elsewhere...

Drunk.

Dude, this place is on fire. We gotta go.

Duty calls.

Enjoy it while you can

Enjoy these years.

Even if you've done nothing wrong, your shoes get peed in so much less.

Every day at that school, you're gonna run into spoiled rich kids...

Every time she vanishes, it's for a little while longer

Everybody who comes in is a freak show. They like $30 entrees on plastic plates...

Everyone there seems really nice.

Everything I thought I knew about my dad

Everything okay?

Everything's a fight, an argument.

Exactly.

Except Marissa still obviously has feelings for you...

Except on a prime time soap. And, Ryan..

Excuse me, we were talking here.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hi

Feeling weird is right in my wheelhouse

Fellas, do you mind?

Find a fire escape. Climb through a window. The usual.

Fine.

First round's on me.

First Summer and Anna. Now you and Luke

First, TiVo. I'm gonna erase Hailey's programs.

For now, he's just looking to stay entertained...

For Ryan to give to Theresa.

For what?

Fore what now?

From the flight. I hate flying

Gabrielle.

Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom. That tree over there

Get a new mixer.

Get back here!

Get your hands off of me. I have enough people in my life telling me what to do.

Get your stuff and leave.

Getting the girls away from you is my only chance to give them a semblance of a life.