The O.C. - Season 2 Edit

A And there's a better than 50/50 chance it'll actually start.

A And what I want to say to you, i it should be Caleb who's saying it.

A beautiful girl who loves comics. I didn't even know they existed.

A bunch of stuff. A magazine called The Ugly American.

A captive audience.

A chance to party with the legendary Marissa Cooper?

A Chrismukkah miracle hangs in the balance.

A counselor. A professional.

A couple of days and I'm... I'm history.

A crusading idealist...

A date for the prom.

A double date with your father and Julie Cooper.

A few times, yes.

A few years back now, I think it was.

A game of pool, maybe a barstool over someone's head,

A game of pool, maybe a barstool over someone's head,

A harmony of girl and place.

A hot guy in a tux with a carnation pinned to his lapel.

A hundred years ago, a boyfriend convinced me...

A little bingo.

A little bit of... a little bit of that?

A little bit upset about the launch.

A little blast from the past.

A little dancing, a little faux snow?

A little early.

A little Essa Peka, a little Yo Yo Ma?

A little jazz step, a little soft shoe?

A little nervous.

A little rattled.

A little rushed, maybe.

A little sex.

A little something I like to call the truth.

A little too much Indian spirit, huh?

A little too much Indian spirit, huh?

A little wager.

A little. A little bit.

A little... charming, especially when you're not talking about Summer.

A lot of hours, late nights.

A lot of shopping.

A lot of work to do, but...

A magazine, Kirsten, about Newport life, restaurants, events, gossip.

A malpractice suit?

A man died, Sandy.

A massage.

A new car?

A new wrinkle.

A party thing.

A politician's son. Hey, he's like Newport's Prince William.

A rain forest

A step back?

A surfboard coffee table. I am in the O.C.

A time out.

A timeout to reflect on what it means to be a man.

A toast, to you. Thank you.

A truly terrible father in law.

A whole weekend of nothing but this.

A woman who's been on the run for 20 years

A yarmu what?

A year ago she wanted to have me committed 'cause I was dating you.

A'ight! This next contest is dirty, y'all!

About how Iron Man's armor, his old armor, is actually better than his ultimate armor...?

About how the test might affect Lindsay,

About Marissa?

About prom since fifth grade

About some movie called Hellboy?

About the party tomorrow night.

About the postcard.

About the whole family, about the holidays.

About those corporate heads that cheated the stockholders.

About Trey and Marissa, or "B": you can believe her.

About what, smiling the day after your husband's funeral?

About?

About... DJ.

Absolutely not. I won't go down like that.

Absolutely. I couldn't agree more.

Accepting Ryan into my home as my son was a huge deal for me...

According to my notes... I stopped taking notes.

Accusing you of making everything about you.

Acknowledge me now, or lose me forever.

Acting strange ever since I got back.

Actual, no doubt about it, family.

Actually he lost his stash last weekend, but he's taking orders for tomorrow night. You want in?

Actually it's not quite a dance contest.

Actually we did the pit stop on the way to TJ thing also.

Actually, I did clue into that a while ago.

Actually, I was hoping to talk to you.

Actually, I was thinking maybe we could eat in.

Actually, I was wondering... Can can I talk to you?

Actually, I wasn't alone.

Actually, I'm not surprised.

Actually, I'm pretty wiped out.

Actually, I'm, uh...kind of wishing I was back home right now.

Actually, I've never been better.

Actually, in my office.

Actually, it was my first night in Newport. I was...

Actually, it's a short story about a long bender.

Actually, it's not something I did, although thanks for your confidence.

Actually, it's with a girl.

Actually, my mom just came in if you want to talk to her.

Actually, only one of them ever really served time but...

Actually, right now, my love life is totally trauma free.

Actually, she's so young, she's more like your sister.

Actually, they'd rather have somebody else paint their talons. Oh, here comes a flock right now.

Actually, uh, she won't be able to make any phone calls for 72 hours.

Actually, uh, uh, together, and I will be...

Actually, uh...

Actually, we don't have enough to cover the coke.

Actually, we were just talking about Reed.

Actually, we're working, after school, but I would love to, uh, you know, hang out with you a little bit later.

Actually, we're...

Actually. Before I remembered your doctor's appointment.

Actually.. I don't think so.

Actually... I am.

Affect the roll out of our development?

Afraid someone's going to steal your beanbag?

After all the money you've paid out over these years,

After all the trouble I caused, I'm happy to have a chance to help, so come on.

After all these years, I caused him nothing but stress and anxiety.

After all this time, I was hoping maybe you miss me, too.

After getting your copy signed,

After he quit working for my parents, he went totally MIA.

After high school.

After his seventh pinot, since he will be attending un chapperoned.

After Jimmy left, I thought I'd said good bye to my last friend, but Carter...

After last night when he found out about me, right?

After my heart attack,

After school. It's a date.

After that, my parents had enough, said, "Go away, get a job, move out," which I did.

After the lecture I gave Seth...

After the way I acted today, Ryan, I don't even think I'd get back together with me.

After you clean this place up.

After you left, I tried to read

Again, good to know.

Again, if that's okay with you.

Again? Sandy, what do you think this is? What do you think Carter was about?

Ah, all the makings of a classic.

Ah, don't worry. Zack and I'll sleep just fine, thanks.

Ah, good to see you, too, Alex.

Ah, I can't. I mean, it's kind of a big step.

Ah, I just wanted to talk to you for a minute before everything.

Ah, it just seems a little soon.

Ah, it turns out Summer doesn't want to know anything about the entire enterprise, so

Ah, MVN Spring Break Special.

Ah, no, in the new era. Seth shops for girlfriends in the yearbook.

Ah, not quite yet. I just signed up to teach more sailing lessons through September.

Ah, party's over.

Ah, she's so supportive that's why I like her.

Ah, so, you're the feisty young lady Caleb mentioned.

Ah, the schlepping of heavy things. Comfort for the weary soul. I'll pass.

Ah, there's my grandson.

Ah, to me, I like that toast

Ah, tonight. So, you know, don't wait up.

Ah, yeah, the old scallion and shiv omelet.

Ah, yeah. They're, you know, sketches mostly, but thank you.

Ah, yes, bagels.

Ah, yes, the age old question.

Ah, you and Trey. Just what I need is more trouble.

Ah, you kind of destroyed his relationship with Summer.

Ah, you know my dad and the holidays.

Ah, you mean people getting drunk, making out,

Ah, you're just out of practice. Everybody hits themselves in the face with their boards.

Ah!

Ah! I know who lives here!

Ah! There you are. Just in time for your surprise.

Ahh! Forgot to finish the assignment.

Albeit it involved a little Motley Crue and a lot of Jager.

Alcoholism as a superpower. Well, that is an interesting take.

Alex And...

Alex called. Lindsay's home.

Alex is dragging me to the store room and Lindsay's asking you to the dance.

Alex, hey. You're in my room.

Alex, it's Seth. Come on, I came over to welcome you back.

Alex?

Alex?

Alex?

Alex.

All alone in the wilderness.

All Caleb has to do is file the papers

All day, I've been looking for this beautiful woman.

All his clothes rip off except... his pants. Why is that?

All I can say is that sometimes it's not the message...

All I care about is you. Then you don't

All I have to do is sign it and it's mine.

All I want is to see you clear your name to get your life back.

All I'm asking is that we not mention any

All I'm saying is that he's your only client

All legal problems of this nature have a way of resurfacing.

All of a sudden you want proof.

All over again.

All right

All right, all right.

All right, buddy, it's catch up time.

All right, Cohen, we need to work.

All right, come on. You and me, rematch.

All right, dinnertime! How do you feel about chicken parm?

All right, fine, I will ask him to the mall. You know what?

All right, fine, logarithms are the new uppercut, I got it.

All right, fine. You got the story,

All right, I admit that I have done some things that I'm not too proud of,

All right, I can do that. Bye bye.

All right, I guess it is.

All right, I...

All right, I'll help Trey with the lifting.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow.

All right, I'm just gonna stand here nice and quietly.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, it was gonna be a surprise...

All right, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.

All right, just so you know, it's cool; you don't have to find a place.

All right, let's go. Outside, we've got to talk.

All right, let's go. We're late. Come on.

All right, let's hear it for the Killers!

All right, listen up. What do you say?

All right, listen.

All right, look, it's like the dentist.

All right, look. Luke Skywalker was happy to find his dad, right?

All right, man, let's go home.

All right, nice and easy. Now, start that shoulder turn.

All right, no romance in the workplace.

All right, now I'm officially terrified.

All right, now, you've got all the numbers?

All right, one battle at a time.

All right, ottoman, work with me. You're sexy, get nasty.

All right, so the Tina Woo thing didn't happen. Just move on.

All right, so what are you going to do? You gonna spend a whole year with Captain Oats?

All right, so you remember that girl from Saturday, right? The one that I...

All right, take care.

All right, then your options are "A": you can sit here,

All right, then. We'll give it one more chance.

All right, throw it again.

All right, we can't let it happen.

All right, we have hot dogs and hamburgers and kielbasas for you.

All right, well, first question, um..

All right, well, I will make sure to pick up a bottle of Featherbrook's finest.

All right, well, I'm gonna head to class. And, uh, have a good one.

All right, well, I'm just gonna leave.

All right, well, some other time then. I'll see you tonight.

All right, well, then that was somebody driving Renee Wheeler's car.

All right! Great.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Come on.

All right. Got it, Coop. Let's go.

All right. Hold on.

All right. I hope you like cold Thai.

All right. I know I sent you off to start serving time...

All right. I like sharks.

All right. I'll find him. Thank you.

All right. I'll see you in the morning, and we'll figure this out.

All right. I'm sorry. All I wanted was to give you a special evening.

All right. I've become quite the expert, since I've got to put one on every week.

All right. I've got a sailing lesson at 10:00, I gotta...

All right. I've got to run.

All right. If he and I should cross paths, is there anything you want me to tell him?

All right. Just in and out "Hey, Happy 21st," and we're at the Thai place.

All right. Let me help you in.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Let's go.

All right. The sun's gonna be down in an about hour.

All right. We'll talk about it when I get back. All right?

All right. Well.

All right. Who's ready to hear the Chrismukkah hymn?

All right...

All the flavor, none of the calories.

All the kids are okay, but I I... I got to get over there. I I'm so sorry.

All the time you were partying and doing drugs,

All the vomit? How much vomit?

All there is to it.

All these years you've been taking his money.

All this.

All through my illness, you stood by me.

All we did was talk.

All year, I have tried to be a different person.

All you did was give Trey a chance, and you believed in him. And it's like, look,

Allow me to introduce to you the architect and illustrator of Atomic County, Seth Cohen...

Allow me.

Already? He's only been back, like, one day.

Also, he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.

Also, we're wondering about Cosmo Girl. Her magic flask?

Although I don't think he's too anxious to share,

Although I hope you keep seeing Summer.

Although I hope you keep seeing Summer.

Although I nearly went to jail trying. You've got to give a guy credit for that.

Although I prefer his earlier work. You know, the comedies.

Although I think Stanley may have passed on.

Although I've redefined rock bottom several times tonight.

Although if Kirsten's mad enough at you... she might.

Although last year we watched Over the Top.

Although, maybe it's not such a good idea to tell Zach about them all.

Always eat dinner.

Am I about to get whacked?

Am I calling my lawyers, or are you going to order a crab sandwich?

Am I gonna ditch him at the airport then not take his calls?

Am I?

Amazing. None of that manic Cohen chatter or that incomprehensible Cohen mumbling.

Amazing. This whole time, I thought you were a nice guy.

Amen.

America would be fascinated with the lives of O.C.'s rich and fabulous.

Amongst the demon water polo players that arise from the toxic Pacific

An entire day of just Ashton Kutchers, knuckle knocking and going on and on about summer.

An intern whose uncle works at Wildstorm.

An ivy league education.

An old friend of mine, one of the guys in the group. He's a lawyer now in Vancouver.

An old relationship came back into my life.

An unfair advantage, you know the opponent's weakness.

And a lot of coffee. The Dawn Atwood special.

And a new friend of the family, without whom none of this would be possible...

And a pack of corn nuts.

And a smug one, too.

And afford me the same leniency should I miss my own curfew.

And after a week of not hearing from her, she leaves a message saying

And all you can think about are frittatas

And also, it was an accident. It was not intentional.

And apologize for everything, because here's the thing:

And aren't they worth protecting?

And as a new client, I'm not impressed.

And asked you to clear Rebecca's name.

And at Christmas, when they string all the lights through the trees...

And Atlanta?

And attack Atomic County, it's a love story for our time.

And before Alex and I had our friendly chat...

And before you even suggest it, no Caleb.

And being with you has made me realize that I want all that. I want a job. I want a future.

And believe me, every time

And besides, if you are his daughter, at least you'll have reason to stay.

And besides, Marissa's happy now.

And besides...

And bring Mr. History of Agriculture with you.

And business wise, it's probably your best bet.

And by merits, I mean her rack and/or ass.

And can you imagine how awkward it's gonna be if we break up?

And Carter just... made me feel less alone. Like Sandy used to.

And caused him to have his first heart attack.

And clearly he's got the universe on his side, so...

And clearly, Cohen, what we had, it wasn't as awesome as what you had with Ryan.

And Cohen and I never should have hooked up.

And could you just carry this tree to my car?

And cynicism is a Cohen family trait.

And definitely do not mention the ex having kids and multiple divorces.

And didn't get her damage deposit back, either.

And do some serious Jewcruitment

And do what, go to Chuck E Cheese, mini golf?

And do what? Sit in jail? Destroy your marriage?

And do you really think I'll be able to control them once you have the limelight?

And don't ask me how I feel about waffles.

And don't worry, I won't talk about Cohen.

And don't worry.

And enjoy obscene amounts of Dr. Phil and destroy them ourselves.

And enough's enough. No, I'm not wallowing, Ryan.

And even if it turned into an actual fight, I could take Seth Cohen. Thanks.

And even sometimes...

And even though I told her, she still wants to get to know you.

And every morning, I take one out and I bring it to school,

And every time I do that, you pause it.

And everybody is digging in their heels, holding their positions.

And everyone seems to have forgotten that he impregnated a girl.

And everything you don't like about them, and most importantly, why.

And fall even more in love than they already are?

And focus on your future.

And for starting a brawl at my Man of the Year party,

And for the first time in your life, you're not facing any women issues.

And for the record, I am happy for you.

And from everything she says, we should be friends.

And get out of whatever we're supposed to do.

And Grandma Mary Ellen won't pay her medical bills

And guess who's going to romantic Tuscany next week?

And hanging out with you and the Cohens..

And have everyone know he was my dad.

And he can blame us. And we can keep passing the buck all summer long.

And he can move his practice anywhere.

And he hasn't done a damn thing since.

And he looked a whole lot different in a wife beater.

And he puked all over the merchandise table, which I now have to go and mop up.

And he self published a magazine called Revolution.

And he wants to sit down with you guys.

And he'd really want to be my dad.

And he's a big fan of yours and he's about to leave, so...

And he's been in here the whole time.

And he's not a looker either.

And he's not taking my calls.

And he's putting all that in danger

And hear him talk about how much he misses Hailey.

And here I was, crazy to think that a simple appeal from a mother to a son might get some traction.

And hopefully others. Pass those out. I need you to pass those out. Thank you.

And how does your boyfriend feel about that?

And how long would you be planning on keeping your job this time?

And I am sick to death of putting myself on the line for this family and getting nothing.

And I brought your favorite powdered sugar doughnuts from 7 Eleven.

And I came across this company that charters yachts for sale...

And I can explain.

And I can no longer walk.

And I can't wait to be on my dad's boat

And I couldn't get rid of him.

And I didn't want things to be tense between us.

And I didn't want to explain it,

And I do this thing where I put a red dot at the bottom of the page to see how efficiently I'm reading.

And I don't know if it was the new holiday or the idea of spending time with a family

And I don't know if it was the new holiday or the idea of spending time with a family

And I feel really bad I left you alone on Valentine's.

And I figured I would take

And I figured since, you know, you're not inviting Lindsay...

And I figured the only way to do that was if I was with someone too.

And I figured you had a rough enough week as it was.

And I get it. You don't want to hurt him.

And I gotta get back to Newport and make sure they know that.

And I had to make a movie about it.

And I have a plan

And I have been looking forward to this weekend for quite a while.

And I have to convince Summer to go with me.

And I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.

And I have wanted to go my whole life.

And I insist that we do,

And I just can't do that to them. I owe them too much, you know.

And I know how the story ends.

And I know I've said this before,

And I know she told you about Francesca. Or lack thereof.

And I know this is a terrible time for me to be showing up.

And I like it.

And I like you because you're different from my family.

And I mean this in the least scandalous way... but you're looking a little thin.

And I need you to not be the world's biggest ass.

And I never have fun this time of year.

And I never have fun this time of year.

And I only want people there who support me.

And I owe you guys a supper. So maybe we'll do that next week

And I probably overreacted.

And I realize this is a really important moment for us.

And I really want him to like DJ.

And I really would like to redo the kitchen.

And I saw yours.

And I say that, having had Julie Cooper as an enemy.

And I should take a shower. I smell like a fermented g****.

And I stayed up all night. And you're gonna think I'm a really big dork, but..

And I think for the first time,

And I think he'll listen to you...

And I think I know what you're thinking right now.

And I think we should just find out.

And I think you love me, too. Please?

And I thought it would be fun working together.

And I thought...

And I told you you have nothing to worry about.

And I took it out on you.

And I trusted you.

And I walked down to the end of the driveway...

And I want you to bring your girlfriend, 'cause everyone is dying to meet Little Miss Vixen.

And I was gonna have a little party.

And I was kind of wondering if maybe you could hook me up.

And I was kind of wondering if you went to yours.

And I will send a boat or a plane, whatever, okay?

And I would never do that.

And I, in turn, would dream of going with her.

And I, in turn, would dream of going with her.

And I'd really like it if she was there.

And I'll be back at 8:00.

And I'll have to drop out of college.

And I'll reschedule you for first thing tomorrow, okay? ...Wildstorm.

And I'll tell you this much. If by tomorrow morning...

And I'll wash this shirt, get it back to you

And I'm filing bright and early Monday morning.

And I'm going to let you know the ins and outs of whatever.

And I'm gonna pay you back.

And I'm gonna pour out every drop in this house.

And I'm planning a special welcome home celebration for him.

And I'm so sorry I did anything to make you doubt it.

And I'm sorry for all the future meetings I'm gonna miss.

And I'm sorry too.

And I'm thinking of having Little Jo Jo record it.

And if either of you utter the name "Summer,"

And if everyone had just let me handle it from the beginning,

And if gallantry and/or stupidity were defenses to felony dealing charges, you'd be a free man.

And if I am, in fact, meeting with George Lucas...

And if Kirsten asks why I'm not at work?

And if she comes back and decides she wants to be part of this family...

And if so, are they opento some sort of menage a three way as in the film Summer Lovers?

And if that means finding the person that's really responsible...

And if the alarm goes off, the code word is..?

And if we can't trust you, you'll have to stay with your grandfather...

And if you can't bring his daughter back, at least you can clear her name.

And if you can't do that, I'm sure Heaven could use a few more McMansions.

And if you do the math, she's my stepsister, so...

And if you do, don't ever have kids.

And if you don't

And if you don't believe me... here.

And if you two are at each other's throats, it's going to be really uncomfortable for everyone.

And if you work your ass off when you get out of here, you can do whatever you want.

And installed you in his pool house, remember?

And invited them to a party.

And it ain't like he's going to tell her.

And it doesn't matter who was wrong,

And it got a little out of hand. Some girl took drugs. She passed out in the pool.

And it just makes sense for us to lean on each other.

And it might put a strain on your marriage.

And it was amazing.

And it was her key that let him in the lab.

And it was like the most sexually charged nose graze

And it would mean a lot to my dad.

And it'll be on national television so she'll find out sooner or later.

And it's already awkward. Let's face it, relationships almost always end badly.

And it's going to take a little bit more than quick quips and pop culture laden bromides

And it's like there we were, you know,

And it's none of your business.

And it's still not enough to get you to talk to me.

And it's you makes me have to let go

And just hope she "heys" you back?

And keep your people away from my wife.

And knowing is half the battles so perhaps there's a little hope for you yet.

And knowing us, Lindsay and I will probably take a step back.

And last night, I almost did.

And let's go over the details of the launch.

And Lindsay'll never talk to me again.

And make something like this disappear.

And make sure you get what you want.

And Mary Sue.

And maybe even get a few issues ahead.

And maybe someday Lindsay will forgive me.

And might I add, first of all,

And moved to Princeton.

And my ball rolled out into the middle of the street,

And my beautiful daughter walked around for years...

And my father.

And my kite is caught in a tree, and I can't...

And my mom is thinking that it getting out about her and Caleb,

And my ring.

And never worry about anybody taking that away from you ever again.

And next thing you know, it was dinner time.

And not in a creepy way.

And not in a good way. Okay, listen,

And not just for the photo shoot.

And not only not mind him calling another girl the next morning,

And nothing, you didn't say a word.

And now he's gone.

And now I'm afraid, with the loss of her father, things are going to get worse.

And now I'm getting back together with a woman who,

And now my stepdad could be going to jail.

And now my wife has given us all the opportunity to find out.

And now Ryan's back and...

And now that the truth is out there... the case will go away.

And now the item you've all been waiting for. Since there is no thing and no one left to be auctioned,

And now there isn't a baby.

And now with Kyle out of the picture, I think we have a lot more to talk about.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back.

And of course, Little Miss Vixen herself.

And on behalf of all of us, the three of us, sitting three across in your office,

And on behalf of everyone at Newport Living...

And on top of that now, apparently I don't know, I have to go to school.

And one just Seven.

And one of you will be there.

And one that will get Summer to fall back in love with me, okay?

And ordered the wrong size steel I beam, and then was hoping

And other than requesting a PowerBar be slid under the door,

And our ex boyfriends have new girlfriends.

And people who aspire to be like us.

And protecting Rebecca.

And raised to be a hero...

And rent is due the first day of the month.

And right now, your girl is at the dance with the other guy? And you're here.

And see maybe if they have cards, 'cause then we could play gin

And she said she was.

And she said she was.

And she thinks this whole thing is a sign that she shouldn't marry Rudolpho.

And she'll say anything to keep this from happening.

And so honest.

And so is Jody. So you and me...

And some serioussunbathing could be just what the doctor ordered.

And some turbot that wasn't too fishy.

And somebody else here wants to say something.

And sometimes I have to read a page two or three times, so there will be two or three red dots.

And sorry I'm kicking you out of your little cabana mansion here.

And still I strive for more. Never satisfied.

And tell her that all it did was make you realize how much you like her

And thanks for making the trek all the way from L.A.

And thanks.

And that in there didn't really count.

And that really works?

And that top, it's, it's so fetching.

And that we will suffer the consequences for a very long time.

And that's an excuse?

And that's how you see me?

And that's just going to be a problem for me.

And that's more than I can say for you!

And that's more than I can say for you!

And the bag of ecstasy matching her tox screen recovered at the scene

And the band never too loud to talk over? Cohen is missing it.

And the company could do something good for a change. Honey, that's perfect.

And the fabulous team of Carter Buckley and the lovely and alluring Kirsten Cohen.

And the kids are not getting in the way.

And the look on my mom's face when she sees you in it.

And the person who runs this trust

And the secrets of our situation sealed by the courts.

And the steamed dumplings. Yeah. Great.

And the things she said... well, they're all true.

And the winner gets $5, 000, which...would really help with my college loans.

And the words "Mom" and "Dad" with a huge X through them was way too expensive.

And then hiding in your room?

And then I came here, thinking we'd talk about it.

And then I came home last night and you weren't here. I was worried.

And then I came home, you and I had dinner

And then I promise we'll get into the book.

And then I'm going to come straight home.

And then I'm gonna get out of town before I can do anything else wrong.

And then just expect I'm going to go back. You can't do that.

And then one day I just decided I was not gonna let it bother me anymore.

And then the demonic water polo player throws his plasma ball at Kichino and the Ironist,

And then the salmon with the chili lime sauce. And dumplings.

And then there's too much pressure. I mean, truthfully,

And then there's too much pressure. I mean, truthfully,

And then they said that the road opened up, but...

And then threatened to sue Zach if he pulled out of the comic.

And then we'll go swimming. It'll be fun.

And then we're gonna go off on our own.

And then what?

And then when she started talking

And then when she started talking

And then you spent the rest of the night making up?

And then, the advertisers started threatening to cancel.

And there he is

And there's no pine needles to clean up. So...

And they couldn't find a heartbeat.

And they drink wine for fun... ew

And they found this with a note saying it should be given to you.

And this coming from a guy who is one click away from wearing a wig and a fake mustache.

And this from a man who kept an illegitimate child hidden

And this is a guy who could take over the world if he wanted, but he doesn't.

And this may be painful,

And this way, we can be friends for the rest of our lives.

And this way, you know, we can still be friends, so...

And this whole new situation, like, her, Zack, you and I, it works!

And this works perfectly with Abigail being back in town.

And those that inspire it, the real Little Miss Vixens of the world.

And tired to choose, so you're gonna decide.

And to ask you to remember that whatever happens in that courtroom,

And to give you this.

And to sweeten the mea culpa even a little bit further,

And to thank you, I got you a little Valentine's gift.

And Tom Cruise touched it. So that's hot.

And unless somebody testifies differently,

And we all owe them so much, I think...

And we both know you were never nice.

And we can bend this thing. Doesn't mean it's gonna break.

And we can't hang out at my house 'cause my mom's there,

And we had sleepovers and watched Full House and Step by Step.

And we're not staying.

And we're not staying.

And we've got air conditioning. Well, we don't have air conditioning, but we have windows.

And what about you? I mean, how's work, how's the family?

And what business would that be?

And what is she, like, Caleb's hitman? Drug dealer?

And what time was your reservation ?

And what, if Grandpa, like, he did have to go to some white collar prison with tennis and TiVo, then...?

And when he did, I could see it in his eyes. He was... disgusted.

And when I get back?

And when I wake up, I want to see you dolled up in your Valentine's finest.

And when would this have happened? While he was sulking over you?

And where am I gonna get this money?

And whether or not you walk away right now.

And why are you going to tell her, again?

And with Kaitlin coming home from boarding school this summer,

And with Marissa there, it'd just... it'd be too weird for her, for Lindsay.

And with you burning the midnight oil as much as you have.

And would it kill you to cash that birthday check I sent you?

And yet so full

And you and Seth and Marissa you guys saved my ass. I know that.

And you are going to be a real dad to this girl, or you're going to lose two daughters

And you are on your way You are on your way

And you came on to her.

And you came on to her.

And you can go to prom together.

And you can keep my leftovers.

And you can make all the personal sacrifices you want.

And you can spin conspiracy theories

And you could go to jail.

And you did. Amazing.

And you got caught shoplifting.

And you got even more freaked out.

And you have given me a delightful snack. I love this new era.

And you knew it.

And you know Seth's been through a lot in the last couple of days, and...

And you know, I have no problem if you want a friend to stay over.

And you know, I thought maybe tomorrow we could go job hunting.

And you spent the whole night on the bus stop talking to Lindsay.

And you think he'd be just a little bit grateful, show some appreciation for my personal growth.

And you told Cohen because...

And you want Summer.

And you were a consenting adult, so if he wants to make money off it...

And you were so sweet

And you would be, too, if it weren't for Sandy.

And you, with all your little flaws and your little quirks...

And you'd go with her?

And you're going to keep it in yourtrousers, all right? Nothing can happen, got it?

And you're going to lick it all off and eat a cherry

And you're not gonna tell anyone, are you?

And you're not talking, so...

And you're Ryan. Trey and I've been hanging out.

And your cell phone.

And your first dance of the year as social chair.

And your hair looks, great.

And your prom king...

And your prom queen tonight...

And yours?

And, as hard as it is to leave you, I can't leave my mom.

And, genius that I am...

And, I have a master, and he's also my commander...

And, my God, did you give any thought to your kids?

And, this is the teenage version of that.

And, uh, I know you're not on the market for any new relatives, but...

And, uh, I need you to do something for me.

And, uh, we were at Squid Row, late, and, uh, we kind of kissed.

And, uh... he said we'll miss you, so... Okay. Okay. Bye.

And, um, that was it.

And, unfortunately, that's just not the first time that's happened.

And, well, I know it can't be comic books, because

And, well, I'm trying to keep it that way.

And, you know, I'm not so sure I'm the guy for this job.

And, you know, it's it's funny.

And, you know, this way the summer never has to end.

And...

And...

And... now you have both.

And... then everything changed.

Any chance to expose yourself, huh?

Any excuse to get out of the office.

Any footnotes to the whole "I love Italy" story?

Any more than that?

Any trouble... no more graphic novel,

Anymore. We gave it a shot. We tried to make it work.

Anyone here?

Anything crazy happen while I was gone?

Anything I would tell you about her could make you an accessory.

Anything to get away from Cohen.