Wedding Crashers (2005) Edit

A bicycle? Well, a bicycle, that would take a lot of balloons...

A friend in need is a pest.

A little pigskin, why not?

A little strange?

A sailor?

A time to break down and a time to build up.

About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?

According to Mr. Schopenhauer, they are.

Actually, it would be a really nice bike ride.

Actually, Todd is an amazing painter.

After all, someone has to pay for the lap dances for the big guy here.

Again, Jeremy, I'm sorry. You know, I have this damn competitive streak, um.

Ah!

Ahh! I'm hang gliding! Honey, take a good picture I'm dead!

All I wanted was a second alone so I could try to explain things.

All right, because I think I'm I think I might get vulnerable again.

All right, I like my odds here. I'm gonna give you a little warning:

All right, let's go, let's go, let's make a memory!

All right, look, I wanted to come by here...

All right, partner. We'll start scheming tonight, okay?

All right, push it. Push it this way.

All right, that's beautiful. Done. Done.

All right, will you save me a dance for later?

All we can do is...

All we're trying to say is...

Although we may choose whom we marry...

Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough?

And as we carry on the tradition of thousands of years...

And before you know it, you're living a life that you didn't set out to...

And guess what. We've rocked them all.

And have some Latin guy sweating all over you...

And I don't mean to pry.

And I pick up this little sea otter...

And I realized we're all gonna lose the people we love.

And I see this widow and she's a wreck.

And I think it's something to be valued.

And I will definitely call you back later then.

And I'll tell you something, I thought I was too.

And I'm just really happy that my big sister's found it.

And I'm not picking on love...

And I'm sorry I called you white trash. I didn't

And I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.

And it was childish, it was juvenile

And let's be honest here, okay?

And maybe take a walk.

And maybe take a walk.

And now a reading from Paul's First Letter to the Corinthians.

And now for our next reading, I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria...

And now I pronounce you husband and wife.

And now it's the state's only self sustaining scallop farm.

And pathetic.

And perhaps play a little game called Just the Tip.

And so, after my ninth stint in rehab, um, Craig....

And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan.

And take care of him, okay? I want you to get my little angel up and running.

And that ain't normal. There's something odd in that.

And that I'm one with everyone.

And that my cheek...

And that my lips....

And that person that you met back at your folks' place, that was really me.

And the oil's The oil's flapping, he goes:

And then everyone said, Jabroni!

And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew...

And then you get caught up in it and you get kind of into it...

And then, of course, you can challenge the Klingons...

And you wanna know what? I dig it.

And you wanna know what? I dig it. It turns me on.

And you? Don't you wanna get inside Chastity...

And, uh, I thank God every day...

Anyway, once Claire and Sack tie the knot...

Are my lips.

Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?

Are you kidding me? How could you not have a good time?

Are you kidding me? I thought it was great.

Are you kidding? That was so funny.

Are you okay? Get up, buddy.

Are you okay? I'm gonna need 1 00 percent of Jeremy and you're looking a little weird.

Are you ready? Are you ready for some football?

Articles on Secretary Cleary's economic policies.

As you all know, Craig and Christina...

As you all know, my sister and Craig are both lawyers...

At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.

Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it.

Baby...

Beautiful!

Because I can't go, because I have a schedule. Because I have

Because I've fallen for you.

Because the person I love the most is standing right here...

Because you're not athletic enough to stay on your two feet?

Been sober now for eight months.

Big tree fall hard, right?

Bingo. I'm gonna go get my suit. Oh, now, who are we this time?

Blitz!

Blue 1 7! Red 7!

Boom, I gotcha.

Booyah!

BOTH: Mazel tov!

Bring it in for the real thing.

Buddy, for your own good, you gotta let this thing go.

Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this...

Business was good.

But all I've seen him do...

But have a little of the sacrament here.

But I got us covered.

But I got us covered.

But I was looking to take advantage of something too.

But I've never gotten that chance.

But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched.

But not me, not right now.

But starboard's this way.

But thank you so much for your kindness, brother.

But that sounds terrific. That sounds unbelievable.

But that'll all change when we're married.

But that's not the only thing they have in common. Um....

But the bachelor party, of course, rocked.

But this is crazy, because I don't know any

But this is her decision.

But this is not a fant

But you know what? It also led me to you.

But you're like, Well, fuck it, she's so old, and she's not gonna change now.

But....

Can I say yes?

Can I tell you something without you getting angry?

Can you just give me one minute?

Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.

Can't wait for tomorrow, when I got energy and I can share stuff.

Can't walk away from the delicious food that we got here.

Carrot Top.

Carry you?

Chazz, I think I'm okay. I had a bite right before I came over.

Chazz, I'm sorry, I don't

Chazz, there's someone here to see you!

CHAZZ: Hey, babe, yeah.

CHRISTINA: ...your starboard and your port.

CHRISTINA: I, Christina, take you, Craig...

Christmas come early.

Claire and I are getting married.

Claire and I? What's it been, sweetheart? A couple years?

Claire bear, you never told me.

Claire, baby, could you go back up on the altar so we can have a wedding?

Claire, come on. Come on. Come on, come on, it's okay.

Claire, get your fucking ass on that altar right now!

Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me.

Claire, they crash weddings.

Claire, will you wait just a second?

CLAIRE: Actually, Sack got the governor to subsidize part of the project.

CLAIRE: Are you running away from me?

CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah.

CLAIRE: I'm open, I'm open!

CLAIRE: Is that true? No, well, it's Not entirely.

CLAIRE: John. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

CLAIRE: Oh, he's still not feeling very well.

CLAIRE: Oh, no.

CLAIRE: Over here! Me, me, me!

CLAIRE: Sack, what are you doing? SACK: Remembering yet?

CLAIRE: Thank you.

CLAIRE: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

CLAIRE: What? You didn't approve of that? Let me get settled before you go.

CLAIRE: Yeah? There you are.

CLAIRE: Yes or no?

CLAIRE: You don't sound very enthused.

CLAIRE: You totally saved me. No.

Claire! Claire, get up on that altar right now.

Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know.

Claire.

Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.

Class, class, class.

Class, first class all the way. You were not lying.

CLEARY: Claire?

CLEARY: Franklin! What a great guy.

CLEARY: Great. Don't forget to stretch, guys.

CLEARY: John, my boy.

CLEARY: John, my boy. Yes?

CLEARY: John, you seem like an astute man. JOHN: Thank you.

CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again.

CLEARY: Well, then, we'll sail without him.

CLEARY: Where's that coming from? You hear that?

CLEARY: Where's that coming from? You hear that?

Clothes fit.

Come back with some more stuff. That's good, though.

Come here, brother. Give me a hug.

Come on up here.

Come on, get up.

Come on, stop milking it. You make us look like a bunch of pussies.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Claire.

Come on. Come on.

Congratulations, Chris.

Consider it done.

Could be fun.

Could you give her a glass of water so she can take that?

Could you pop the syrup for me? Just as a top off?

Craig was the only one who still believed in me.

CRAIG: I, Craig...

Dad, this is marriage.

Damn it! Damn you!

Damn you, Roger!

Damn! Sluts.

Death, you are my bitch lover!

Deborah I've actually known for her entire life.

Did you hear what I just said to you? Stage 5? Virgin? Clinger?

Did you say something, Todd?

Do you ever pull on yourself or...?

Do you kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?

Do you mind if I get married now?

Do you remember that private detective we used...

Do you want full speed or half speed?

Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7 Up, okay?

Doctor.

Does anyone know what this here is used for?

Does that get tough sometimes?

Doesn't sound that great. That sounds horrible.

Don't ask your dad. Don't ask your

Don't do this for the other person.

Don't quote the rules to me, I know them.

Don't say thank you.

Don't worry about me. Pretend I'm not here.

Don't worry, he won't say anything.

Don't you worry, Gloria. Mum's the word.

Double or nothing, Colossians 3: 1 2.

Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.

Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot!

Enjoy it. After tomorrow, I don't think you're gonna be able to get away...

Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.

Even one thing befalleth...

Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way.

Every advantage in life, advantages I never had.

Every time I look over, you're on your ass again.

Everything okay in here? I thought I heard something.

Everything that they have told us is a complete fabrication.

Everything's ready for the quail hunt!

Exactly. I'm gonna go.

Excited to be here.

Excuse me. I'm just gonna take this. Sorry, thanks. Thanks.

Fair enough.

Families coming together. That's a nice moment.

Far from it.

Ferry leaves in 25 minutes. We gotta get out of here.

Final touch. There it is.

For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings.

For the past couple months you've been a ghost.

Forty two, 30 teen.

From everything you told me about him, he sounds like a kook.

Fujimora wedding, 3 p.m.

Full. Oh, ha, ha, wow.

Gentlemen, everything okay?

Get him all patched up?

Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!

Get it?

Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you.

Get out there and get some strange ass.

Get the frostings in the middle and the end.

Gets her involved. You think you can do that?

Give me a shout

Give me your hands.

Gloria bug.

Gloria, come on!

Gloria, I am pretty sure that is not what I've been saying to you.

Gloria, I think I gotta go get some fresh air.

Gloria, please. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I've had a very long day.

GLORIA: Baba ganou!

GLORIA: Come on, baby.

GLORIA: Go, Jeremy!

GLORIA: Hey, honey! I'm over here!

GLORIA: Oh, hi. Yeah.

GLORIA: So you dove into the icy water?

Go on, take it, you hyena.

God knows what happened to the kitten you got her.

God, I miss you.

God, you're a sick man. You also may be a genius.

Goddamn it, why didn't you say so?

Goddamn it.

Goddamn you.

Good news travels fast.

Good. Good. More for me and you.

Got a fucking problem with that?

Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.

Grandma, you can't talk like that, okay? It's not right.

Great day.

Great guy. He brung me along too.

Great question, love where your head's at, and two of them actually are.

Great. Great! Let's sign the paperwork and we are done.

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Guys, the real enemy here is the institution of marriage.

Half of these people are here because of my dad.

Happy birthday.

Harry Potter, if he existed.

Has to have what she wants when she wants it.

Hat in hand.

Have some opportunities for yourself. I'm sure you'd love to be free...

Have you checked on Sack? I think he's pretty sick.

Have you even shot one of these things before?

He also might be a genius, because it actually does work. He's cleaning up.

He can have the miles.

He can't hear anything either. It's part of the accident.

He doesn't like me. He's the secretary of the treasury.

He had the same advantages I had, which is a hell of a lot of advantages.

He is a brave and a decent man. He is a pioneer.

He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.

He thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

He's back.

He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.

He's in time out. He's in time out.

He's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes.

He's the best man.

Heavenly Father...

Hell of a season, pal.

Hello, Red.

Hello, son.

Her boyfriend just died.

Here's my number. If there is anything I can do to help....

Here's what's gonna happen, Tonto.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Fifth row back with the fancy hat.

Hey, Janice. Great talk.

Hey, Jeremy, Red Moon Dog 7 11.

Hey, John, that's weird. That glass looks half full to me.

Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.

Hey, man, listen, I, uh, got

Hey, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be waiting to say, I told you so.

Hey, Mom! The meatloaf!

Hey, Sack, how long have you and Claire been seeing each other?

Hey, yo! Hit me! Hit me!

Hey, you're the Sack. She'll come to you.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Shout!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Baba ganoush.

Hi, Todd.

Hi.

Hi. Thanks for coming.

Hi. You're good.

Hillbilly.

Hillbilly.

His Holiness, the Dalai Lama. He's a good friend.

Hold it. This is getting confusing.

Hold on, man.

Homo things.

Honest to God. I don't have anywhere to put it.

Hot.

How is everybody?

How long you been sneaking around with Gloria behind my back?

How many fingers I got up? Come on, Pepe, how many fingers I got up?

How many times are you gonna do this shit?

How? She thinks you're deaf.

How'd that be, Mr. Kroeger?

Huge dyke. A real rug muncher.

Hurry, because I'm gonna time you. Go!

Hut one! Hut two!

I Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.

I You know, we've just been talking so much about the future lately...

I ain't gonna fight you.

I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.

I always knew my first time would be on a beach.

I am so ready to take it to the next level too.

I am.

I am.

I bought them from an organic scallop farm right off the coast of Nattachoke.

I call the painting Celebration.

I can do it myself, asshole.

I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.

I can't believe that they're getting married.

I can't find you, and now I come to you with an idea...

I can't marry you.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I can't take this fucking shit anymore.

I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man.

I care about her a lot.

I crashed weddings to meet girls.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John. I'm fried.

I dig talking with you. You're an enlightened cat...

I disagree. Now, look, they're having the engagement party...

I do. Five generations of Lodge family breeding.

I don't What is hot route?

I don't believe this.

I don't even wear a belt. Beltless.

I don't give a baker's fuck.

I don't know about you people, but I'm in pain.

I don't know what got into me, secretary, I just

I don't know what's getting into me today, guys.

I don't know.

I don't know. I thought the season was over.

I don't think you appreciate the urgency.

I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once.

I don't wanna say sleazy, because that's not the right word...

I don't want to get into what happened last night.

I don't want to play. Get in the closet.

I feel so much like giving up.

I feel totally ridiculous. It's like, why do I have to be in camouflage?

I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night.

I got us down for 1 7 of them already.

I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like A little like I'm trying to get my bearings.

I gotta get out of here, pronto.

I gotta go.

I gotta see you right away, it's important.

I guess it is a little creepy...

I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. His name was Shilo.

I had hundreds, and all of them from different backgrounds...

I had your sister's boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon.

I hate you.

I have an announcement.

I have known this couple for many years.

I hear that, my friend

I hope just 50, but who knows?

I hope you realize that you deserve somebody great.

I hunt quail, Jeremy.

I just At a funeral?

I just don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there.

I just got held up.

I just had my own sock duct taped into my mouth last night.

I just had my tits done.

I just hope I didn't embarrass myself with that stupid joke I told.

I just want a bicycle!

I know about bad dreams.

I know how I can get to Claire.

I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.

I know it's a surprise. It's not on the surface.

I know that there is no good in them...

I know that we said we were gonna wait...

I know this game. Okay.

I know when that redhead starts getting kooky...

I know you are. I think you look good.

I know, but it's complicated.

I know, I....

I know.

I know. But the whole funny because it's true bit...

I know. It's like, why can't we hunt something cool...

I know. Unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products.

I like that.

I love her.

I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair...

I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes.

I love you too.

I love you, man.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. You're a sweet man.

I love your enthusiasm.

I made you a painting.

I mean, don't you think that's really soon?

I mean, don't you think?

I mean, I believed that she was a virgin.

I mean, you cast a pretty big shadow.

I met a lot of girls.

I miss seeing you.

I need the big guy.

I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about...

I never thought my sister would find someone...

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda.

I really don't see this relationship going further than this weekend.

I really just got lucky.

I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby.

I saw it on a bumper sticker.

I see you've been getting into a little light reading.

I stand by my daughter.

I suggest you be on it.

I sure did, Daddy.

I think he's on steroids.

I think I'm up to the challenge.

I think that people are gonna like this.

I think that there's some great things that I'd like to do...

I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic.

I think we only use 1 0 percent of our hearts.

I think we've got a crier.

I think you'd just be spinning your wheels with me.

I thought it was something special.

I thought you might like it.

I thrive on enthusiasm. Don't take the wind out of my sails. I need you.

I unfortunately can't go. I don't have I only have this monkey suit.

I want a bicycle.

I want a wife. I don't want a fucking martyr, right?

I want it well planned.

I want my painting back.

I want you to take this note to that blond girl.

I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how.

I was I was thinking more along the lines of an engagement.

I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital...

I was just having a bad dream.

I was looking forward to taking a break for a little bit.

I was more in the zone than anything else.

I was there. I would have noticed if there was a moment.

I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle.

I went with Chazz, who you forgot to tell me is totally insane.

I wish I were stronger.

I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona...

I'll be in my room painting.

I'll give you a little bit more time because somebody can't close.

I'll lay it out for you in chapter and verse: You're going.

I'll level with you.

I'll make it rain out here. All right, guys, bring it in. Blue 1 7!

I'll pop out at the right moment.

I'll talk to you later.

I'm 6'5, but I feel like I'm 4 feet.

I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move.

I'm a very powerful man.

I'm confused. Like eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin...

I'm glad you're here.

I'm gonna go home, see Dr. Finkelstein...

I'm gonna go with the balloon animal display for the kids...

I'm gonna make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.

I'm gonna pour till it's on the tray. Here it is.

I'm gonna run and find my dad.

I'm gonna tell her the truth.

I'm in pain.

I'm John Beckwith. I'm friends with Jeremy Grey.

I'm just asking you...

I'm just living the dream.

I'm just throwing it out there. I'm just saying, just....

I'm not a nut.

I'm not even gonna say it, but you know I'm upset.

I'm not g John, I can't Heh, heh, heh.

I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a cocksman.

I'm not in a place to discuss what happened. Okay?

I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator...

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you.

I'm reading don't kill myself books.

I'm sick of you accusing me of not being a good mother.

I'm so sorry. Shlomo had a scuba diving accident.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I'm sorry, Kitty Cat. Are you out of your fucking mind?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure it will be fun for the people that are going.

I'm sure you do. But I guess in your position, right? You're not allowed to...

I'm taking it with me.

I'm terrified of this broad.

I'm tired, okay? My feet hurt. My voice is hoarse.

I'm too drunk to walk, so carry me to my room.

I'm two steps ahead of you and 1 0 steps ahead of the Secret Service.

I'm watching my stories, man.

I'm....

I've changed. I've realized something.

I've got the perfect girl for you.

If I do this, I don't wanna half ass it.

If I had any air in my lungs, I'd scream at you.

In that light, they have elected to exchange vows...

In the words of the old country....

Is that a good thing?

Isn't my Willy doing a wonderful job there in Washington?

It could have been the soft mattress, or the midnight ****...

It draws attention to you in a negative way.

It hurts to be lied to like that.

It isn't mine, but I glanced at it.

It just makes it worse.

It kills me however to have to tell you I'm sorry, I just

It was great to meet you.

It was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse.

It was the booze dancing, heh, heh.

It wasn't my idea. I was basically dragged to it.

It would be not good at all. I earned those miles.

It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports...

It's a Cleary family tradition.

It's a family. You're mixing it up.

It's a horrible feeling to feel that way.

It's a June wedding, but if the weather turns nasty...

It's a little corny and obvious...

It's a start.

It's amazing what they can do to

It's beautiful. It's moving. It's a wedding.

It's been months, you haven't heard anything from her.

It's exactly what I get paid to do.

It's gonna be fine.

It's good no matter what. There's music!

It's hot out here.

It's just a matter of trying to get it down.

It's just that I'm feeling very strongly...

It's just that we lost a lot of really good men out there.

It's like fishing with dynamite.

It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect.

It's not Gloria.

It's not like I was who I was. You know? So fair play.

It's okay, I was where you were a year ago.

It's okay, I was where you were a year ago.

It's sexual and violent.

It's the Clearys. They're an American institution.

J bone is Believe it or not, he's getting married.

Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable!

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager...

Jay Z.

Jeremy tried to seduce me!

Jeremy, I'm not wearing any panties.

Jeremy, we're gonna be so happy together.

JEREMY: Ahem. I'm sorry.

JEREMY: Bet that blond was a real shot of life.

JEREMY: Do you want to be alone with her? JOHN: Yes.

JEREMY: Gloria, I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately...

JEREMY: Hey, John, it's Jeremy

JEREMY: I might just have one more of the samplers here.

JEREMY: It's a good time, know what I mean?

JEREMY: Mm hm. We settled the deal with the cars.

JEREMY: No, I'm not. He'd love you to come.

JEREMY: Ow!

JEREMY: They got me! Oh, shit.

JEREMY: Yeah?

JEREMY: You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this.

Jeremy!

Jeremy.

Jeremy. I saw you on the dance floor.

Jeremy. Sit this play out.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

JOHN [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: This is John. Whatever.

John, I was first team, all state. I can put the ball wherever I want to.

John, this is completely against the rules.

John, this is my boyfriend, Sack.

John, what are you talking about? This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings.

John, what do you say you and I head out to the deck and light up a couple of cigars?

John, will you wait a second so I can talk to you?

John, you gotta drop this thing. I can't do this anymore with you, okay?

John, you gotta go. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.

JOHN: Ah, sailing. What have we got, captain?

JOHN: Come here, come here.

JOHN: Drop it! Team player.

JOHN: Hell of a season.

JOHN: Hey, how do I look? Good, man.

JOHN: I'm not gonna bite you.

JOHN: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

JOHN: Jeremy!

JOHN: No. I'm just getting over here. CLAIRE: You scared?

JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually.

JOHN: One minute.

JOHN: Secretary Cleary? JEREMY: Secretary of the treasury.

JOHN: Slow down!

JOHN: Sure. CLEARY: That's my son, Todd.

JOHN: Tourette's. Frank Myers.

JOHN: Well, no, it's just You know, things start happening...

JOHN: Whoa.

JOHN: You got it.

JOHN: You okay? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Johnny, open up, man.

Johnny! She's trying to kill me!

Johnny.

Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah...

Just calling to see what you're up to

Just don't say anything to my dad, though.

Just go kiss the broad.

Just living the dream. Where did you get that girl?

Just take it easy, okay?

Just wonderful.

KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. Congratulations, Kathleen.

KEN: Good, Sack. That's wonderful.

KEN: Great.

Kimosabe's gonna have some flavor.

Kindly leave.

KROEGER: Those are mine. I want them.

Let me see that again, please.

Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Let's be from Vermont, and let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.

Let's check.

Let's dance.

Let's finish this and let's move on.

Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus...

Let's go, I'm gonna start the car. I'm serious, let's go.

Let's go, sport.

Let's put all the cards on the table. She's fit for a straitjacket.

Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.

Let's take a daiquiri time out.

Let's talk about it. I'm a good listener.

Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed...

Like paintings.

Like, Everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha, ha, ha.

Listen, I'm getting married.

Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs.

Look at her. Just living the dream, I love that.

Look at the way he's looking at me.

Look for me in the end zone, I'll be the guy holding the ball.

Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...

Look, I think I'm in love with her.

Look, I want to know where Claire is.

Look, I want you to fake the post...

Look, I'm happy for you. I'm glad you found someone.

Look, if you leave, Gloria is gonna freak out and throw a shit fit...

Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay?

Look, kid, I'm sorry. You win some, you lose some, right? Let's go home.

Look, we've been to a million weddings.

Look...

Looked like a big lesbian mule.

Lord knows we need family now more than ever.

Lost so many good men out there.

Love doesn't exist. That's what I'm trying to tell you guys.

Love is patient, love is kind.

Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!

MAN [ON TV]: Tough luck, Ralphie boy

MAN 1: Hey! MAN 2: Get off her! What are you doing?

MAN 1: Isn't that great?

MAN 2: Way to go, man. Way to go.

MAN 3: Claire, you took us all by surprise! SACK: Yeah.

Man down! We got a man down. You okay?

MAN: A perfect mother? I can't have custody.

MAN: Are they home?

MAN: Hello

MAN: I don't have custody of the kids I don't get custody.

MAN: Right now, she doesn't know where the kids are.

MAN: They're probably at a firehouse somewhere

MAN: What do you mean? I mean, it's time to send them home.

MAN: Why does Grandma have a gun?

MARY: He was a doll.

Massage oils and a book on tantra, probably from the wacky aunt.

Maybe he hasn't found something to believe in.

Maybe he's just trying to find his own way, his own path.

Maybe I don't deserve it.

Maybe I'm a little cuckoo.

Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts.

Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.

Maybe that's what it takes to make you feel connected to somebody. I don't know.

Maybe you can help explain something to me.

Mazel tov, baby! From my family to yours, mazel tov. Beautiful.

Mm hm?

Mom make you feel her tits?

Mom's big with charities, blah, blah, blah.

More for More for, uh

Most Dangerous Game

Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt.

Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. It's kind of an interesting combination.

My family and a few friends, we're all going back to our place on the shore...

My family's a little strange.

My father warned me about people like you, Jeremy.

My gosh, FDR was a wonderful President.

My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just I'm not really in the mood for this.

Nat King Cole.

Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins.

No offense to you, I think we might be on different wavelengths.

No one likes to drink alone. We'll set you up.

No shit.

No way. Did you tap that again?

No, because you're supposed to

No, don't waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.

No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is.

No, I don't need any blowing. I'm good. Thank you.

No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore.

No, I'm going. Right? Right?

No, it's a yes or no question.

No, no, I'm fine, I just....

No, no, no, I think he's really hurt.

No, no. Come on, they're here because they want to believe...

No, sweetie, you take the miles.

No, you were so sweet. Come here.

No! Wait! Wait!

No.

No.

No. I just met her.

No. I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines...