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Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

"Adventures in Babysitting" is a beloved comedy film released in 1987. Directed by Chris Columbus, this movie brings laughter and heart to the screen. The story follows Chris Parker (played by Elisabeth Shue), a babysitter who embarks on a wild night in Chicago when she receives a call from her friend Brenda who is stranded at a bus station. Accompanied by the mischievous kids she's babysitting (Keith Coogan, Maia Brewton, and Anthony Rapp), their journey turns into a series of hilarious and unexpected mishaps. This lighthearted adventure is a must-watch for movie lovers of all ages. Experience the sounds of "Adventures in Babysitting" by playing and downloading them here.

All he cares about are the Bears, the Bengals, the Dolphins.
All right, baby, chill out. Shit.
All right, it's quitting time at Tara.
All right, Sara. I'm sorry.
All right, you guys go on home. Clear out of here!
All right!
All right. You let go of her.
Although my feet are tired I can't lose my stride
And all I get is one stitch?
And I say hi and you ignore me as usual, it's okay.
And I'll buy you a tire. My treat, okay?
And if you don't mind, we'd like to get out.
And it's so hard.
And out the window. She's out there now.
And see that you get out okay?
And the sex?
And then I can drop you off at a train station or something,
And then maybe we can drive off to New York or something just for kicks.
And there's this old guy outside who wants his slippers.
And they should be in bed And you out of luck
And you wish your feet
And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes
Are you going to go to college?
Are you going to let them get away with that?
Aw.
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
Babysitting blues
Babysitting blues
Babysitting blues
Babysitting blues
Babysitting blues
Babysitting blues
Babysitting these guys
Back of the truck fell on the hand and popped it right off.
Be careful.
Be right back with the coats, honey.
Because constantly you been on my mind
Because I want to stay home and be depressed.
Believe me, I've tasted the tears
BLEAK: Hey, kid.
Boy, this is a really cool coat. No way is this from Sears or anything.
Boy, you look great. I mean, really.
Brad will stay at his friend Daryl's tonight, so don't worry about him.
Brad, don't you ever die on me. Ever.
Brad, into the kitchen and clean up that mess.
Brad, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
Brad, no chocolate. Your acne.
Brad, stop fawning all over Chris. Come on in the kitchen, honey.
Brad, you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for 20 bucks.
BRAD: Get out of the way!
BRAD: Hold it steady.
BRAD: Mike what?
BRAD: Mr. Dawson?
BRAD: Oh, God. We're at my parents' party.
BRAD: Sara, what happened?
BRAD: We're really in trouble. We're going to die here.
BRAD: You're going to get us into so much trouble.
Brad!
Brad...
Brenda, if you're dead, I wish I was with you.
Brenda, what's wrong?
BRENDA: What took you guys so long?
Brenda!
Brenda?
But hey, I ain't driving to no mall. No way.
But it seems like I made a mistake
But it wasn't half as serious as you like to think it was.
But then he went and canceled, and now I'm stuck watching these three.
But there's this big, giant hairy guy standing right in front of her.
But Thor's the best. He fights the forces of darkness.
But when the babysitter looks more closely at the kids, she sees that
But you've got her.
Can we do that again?
Can't sleep at all
Caterer?
Chris is coming.
Chris is coming. Would you get out of the way?
Chris, it's Brenda.
Chris, look at the toy store! Look at all those toys!
Chris, why aren't you here?
CHRIS: I can see it.
CHRIS: Is anybody here?
CHRIS: Mike what, what? DARYL: What are we talking about?
CHRIS: Oh!
CHRIS: Okay, we can get Brenda and we can be home by 1:00.
CHRIS: You must be Mr. Dawson, right?
Chris?
Chris.
Cleveland is dead.
Come on back up here. Come on!
Come on, Chris. Let's go watch some TV.
Come on, guys, run!
Come on, hurry.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Sara, you can go to the bathroom in there.
Come with me. I got a little business to take care of, all right?
Contagious.
COP: Hey, Pruitt, stop! Hold it right there!
Could I get your address so I could send you a check?
Dad?
Dallas gets the Ferraris,
Damn.
Daryl, fasten the seatbelt.
Daryl, I don't care.
Daryl, why are you hugging me?
DARYL: Chris,
DARYL: You were incredible. Amazing.
Daryl? What a nightmare for you.
Daryl.
Dead. Murdered. Stabbed.
Defines oral gratification?
Devereaux Street, you and your girls is dead meat.
Did you see that? That was great.
Do you happen to know the name of the caterer?
Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
Do you honestly believe a Playboy centerfold
Do you promise me you won't hurt these kids?
Does anybody else see a talking penis?
Doesn't seem fair to me.
Don't fuck with the babysitter.
Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
Don't lie!
Don't listen to him. He just wants to sc**** our faces off.
Don't look down.
Don't move. I'll be there in half an hour.
Don't say it.
Don't touch it! It could get infected. You could get anything.
Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.
DR. NUHKBANE: Now, you children, you stay right here.
Everybody out.
Everybody stay behind me.
Evil going on
Evil's going on
Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice
Follow them.
Forces of darkness, beware.
Forget it. Forget it.
FRAT BOY 2: No, stupid, it's Miss March.
From the rafters by now.
GANG MEMBER: Well, your train is rolling in our turf.
GANG MEMBERS: Ooh!
Get back here.
Get her.
Get out of my house!
Get the car.
Get the car.
Get the doors open, quickly.
Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
Give her a spoonful in about an hour and another before she goes to bed.
Give me the magazine and get out of here.
Go on, take it.
Goddamn!
Good job. Got any defects?
Good work, Joe Gipp.
Good.
Got to get that magazine back.
GRAYDON: Hey, kid. Come on out.
GRAYDON: That could put us away for 20 years.
Great! You wasted all my Clearasil on another picture of Thor?
Great. How am I supposed to cover up my zits?
Guess what, Brad?
Guys, come on. Think about this.
Have you been fighting the forces of darkness?
He dumps you for an easy chick and you get a night of hell.
He raises his right arm, but there's a big metal hook
He said you were a homo.
He's got a red Camaro, right?
He's lying.
He's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
He's the guy who beat me up for touching his car, which I didn't do.
He's the only thing that's ever happened to you.
He's with Sesame Plexor.
Hello?
Her legs are locked together at the knee.
Here comes Devereaux.
Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty.
Here, take the car.
Hey, come on, kid.
Hey, don't hold it in, Graydon.
Hey, kid, wait!
Hey, kid. Hey, hold it, man.
Hey, you kids! Where's my car, God damn it?
Hi, Chris.
Hi! Nice to meet you. It's a nice place you got here.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. How you doing? I'm Brad Anderson.
Hoping for something
How am I going to find you to pay you back?
How am I supposed to know that?
How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
How did you know I...
How did you, you know, lose it?
How old are you?
How you doing? Nice to meet you, really. It's great.
How you sound? This is our train.
How's your sister? Is she all better?
I can't believe this.
I can't feel a thing. Look out for the car.
I can't see!
I can't. I have no money. I spent it all on the cab here.
I care about those things.
I could only dream of having somebody like Chris for a girlfriend.
I could only get 45.
I do.
I don't believe it.
I don't care, winghead.
I don't have any money.
I don't ignore friends, Brad.
I don't know. Friday, Saturday.
I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
I don't want you to get sick.
I feel worse.
I got nine, eight, seven
I got one of these at home.
I got some notes for you.
I got the sun rays and the cape and the special helmet...
I got this call from Brenda I went to pick her up
I got to cancel.
I got to get going. My sister's waiting for me.
I got to get to my baby again
I got to go to the bathroom. I've really got to go.
I got to keep on walking
I got to walk on
I guess they're pretty important to them.
I had the worst nightmare. We were stuck in this...
I have tons of time.
I help nobody but myself.
I just can't stop, I won't give up
I just need the Playboy.
I just need to get something from you.
I just think you should give other guys a chance.
I just went by your place.
I knew you were pretty.
I know how quickly time flies
I know that seniors don't normally hang out with freshmen,
I lost my skate. It's not here.
I mean it. The guy is a total loser. Daryl knows it. I know it.
I mean...
I really have to go to the bathroom.
I said forget it. I didn't like the way they've been running things.
I see my future in your eyes
I see my future in your eyes
I suddenly feel like a total idiot.
I thought she'd be here.
I thought that...
I thought that... That you loved me.
I thought the little girl might be missing this.
I thought you always helped people in trouble.
I took too long
I want you to tell me all about those kids.
I was changing a tire on a big rig and the jack gave out.
I was wondering if you could please wait until we get off the train?
I will be gone an hour there and back. That's it. Okay?
I will.
I'd like to be safely in her bed.
I'd love to hit you.
I'll be right back.
I'll guard her with my life.
I'll tell Chris about all those love poems you write about her.
I'll tell you what. I'll tow you to town, to Dawson's Garage,
I'm glad I could help out.
I'm just in a really bad mood. My parents are driving me crazy.
I'm looking for a babysitter.
I'm not fooling 'Cause I just can't stop
I'm not going to hurt you.
I'm not supposed to be taking them into the city like this. I'm just not.
I'm not tired.
I'm stuck babysitting for these kids, and...
I've got my checkbook.
I've got the
I've got the
I've got the
I've really got to go, Chris.
If they end up as drug addicts and mass murderers it's my fault.
If you don't take it back,
Instead of a hand. And the hook goes for her face.
Is not.
Isn't that great, Brad?
It has my notes for the Philadelphia order.
It is much too dangerous.
It is not.
It's a kitten.
It's dead.
It's like a Dairy Queen. You only get one flavor.
It's my dad's building. My mom and dad are there.
It's none of your business.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus!
JOE: Damn.
JOE: Not yet.
Just relax. Stay calm. Don't panic.
Just stay here, okay? I'll be right back.
Just take it really slow. Don't be scared of him, Sara.
Lay off, he's just a kid, you big dumb bohunk.
Leave him hanging out there for a while. Let him sweat it out. Come on.
Len Lescher. Loyola Law? Class of '68?
LEN: Nice meeting you.
Let go!
Let's go. Come on. Hurry up.
Like tonight
Like who?
Listen, I appreciate this, but we don't have any money.
Listen, I'm really sorry for freaking out back there.
Lock the doors.
Look at that. You could poke your eyes out.
Look, little girl, I don't know what you thought we had,
Looks like a party... It is a party!
Luann. What the hell are you doing?
MAN 1: Boston, two Mercedes.
MAN 1: One BMW. Indianapolis...
MAN 2: What about the Philadelphia order?
MAN: In this neighborhood? I wouldn't even get out the car
Maybe I'll see you again.
Maybe it's Mike.
Maybe it's on the car.
Maybe retirement can wait.
Maybe they want to give us a ride home.
Maybe you left it someplace.
Me, too.
Me.
Mike was supposed to take me there tonight.
Mom got Chris to babysit for me.
Mom is going to kill you for wearing skates indoors.
Mom!
Mom? Dad?
Mom. Dad.
Mom's got to catch me first. Guess what?
Mr. And Mrs. Anderson must really trust you
MR. ANDERSON: Take it easy. No rush.
Mr. Dawson?
Mr. Pruitt sent us. This is our car.
MRS. ANDERSON: I don't believe it.
MRS. ANDERSON: These are so good. Excuse me.
MRS. ANDERSON: They are so delicious. I've got to get this recipe.
My dad doesn't know. He'd kill me if he found out.
My feet are hurting mighty bad
My little sister got sick and my parents are going out tonight.
My mom is paying you good money to watch me.
My mom's car!
My name's Chris Parker.
My only shot at ever being in a gang fight
My purse.
My stepmom is such a pain.
Nice to meet you. This is my sister Sara.
No, I'm babysitting.
No, I'm really in trouble. I did it.
No, just Joe. Just Joe, all right?
No, no, no, no.
No, not really. Well, Brad stayed home and Daryl's sleeping over.
No, please!
No, Sara, your parents would die if they found out I took you into the city.
No, that's okay. We'll be fine.
No, they won't. Stay right here. I'll be right back.
No, we wouldn't go to the cops.
No, we're not.
No, you don't want to be there. She's contagious.
No! I'll make it very clear. You slip me the cash
No.
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
Nothing. Really.
Now don't you even think about getting off this train, mocoso.
Now I was wrong
Now I've been walking for three days and two lonely nights
Now, boys, I swear if you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes,
Now, if anybody asks, we went for ice cream.
Now, kid, stay right where you are.
Now, you give me five bucks, or you get out.
O Thor, mighty God of Thunder.
Oh, come on, honey. Just one more.
Oh, come on. They're kids.
Oh, dear, you're her friend. She's fainted.
Oh, Doctor. We're looking for a friend.
Oh, God!
Oh, God. He's here.
Oh, God. Oh, no!
Oh, great.
Oh, my God, look at that lunatic.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. There's a man with a gun.
Oh, no, that wouldn't be right.
Oh, no, that's great. Thank you so much.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, sir.
Oh, no. No, we are not climbing up there.
Oh, thanks, mister.
Oh, that's just great.
Oh, wow.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, Chris, just relax.
Okay, real close. Don't worry. Grab on.
Okay, that's good. Don't look down.
Okay, that's good. Keep walking, that's right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I won't.
Okay. We are going to flag somebody down and we'll go buy a tire.
One! Two! Three!
Only people getting off this here train going to be doing it in body bags.
OPERATOR: Will you accept a collect call from Brenda?
Or twice in the same night.
Out of luck watching these guys
Over the hill, just around the bend
Ow, ow!
Paperwork. She's going to want to know my name and stuff.
Please don't hurt him.
Please hurry. I think he's going to kill somebody. Maybe me.
PRUITT: I mean it. I'm going to kill him!
Really?
Really?
Sara is not to wear her skates in the house.
Sara, grab the rope.
Sara, honey, I think you should lay down and get some sleep.
Sara, I think I'm retired.
Sara, it is time for your cough syrup.
Sara, just hold on, okay? Don't be scared.
Sara, that's not your parents' car, is it?
SARA: Chris!
SARA: Man, am I up late!
SARA: Mmm hmm.
Sara!
Sara!
Sara!
Sara!
Sara. Sara!
Sara...
Sara...
Sara's in trouble.
Save it! You owe me money.
Sc****, sc****, sc****.
See, me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary.
See, this is what they were after.
See, you're wearing the baseball hat. You're supposed to be wearing this.
She don't even compare to you.
She got the
She left it in the back seat.
She opens the door... (GASPS) And the kids are safely in their beds.
She reaches for the doorknob.
She wants to know if you can babysit for her tonight.
She's got these humongous...
She's probably there. Come on!
She's such a sleaze.
She's with that bastard again.
Sir, we didn't mean to interrupt your little concert here.
Sir, would you please take us to the next corner and drop us off?
Sir.
Sit down, bitch.
Sit for the Andersons. That'll depress anyone.
So far.
So I'll write the check over to you and take the hot dog.
So if I see you around school,
So the babysitter goes upstairs and the sound keeps getting louder.
Some guy's out to get her And the girl's probably dead
Some guys are out to get us
Some little sign
Some notes and stuff. You know, that they need.
Sometimes you don't make it out the door
Spider Man, Daredevil, and Captain America.
Stay here and watch Sara. I will be right back.
Stop the night ♪
Stop! Thief!
Stop. Don't go out there.
Sure I do. I mean, you've gotten the kids this far.
Sure.
Sweat pours down her face.
Take care of yourself.
Take him to the hospital.
Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor.
Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor.
Take mine.
Take the Brady Bunch upstairs.
Tetanus, lockjaw, rabies, scabies, emphysema.
Thank you. Come on, Sara.
Thanks a million for this.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, Thor.
That I'll get my mom to talk to the Andersons about you.
That in just one heartbeat
That was my dad's, stupid.
That was really rude. Take it back, apologize.
That you're about to start killing each other.
That'll be two bucks.
That's Mike.
That's my car. Get out of there.
That's my fault. But Dawson's going to make you pay for the tire.
That's my mother's car.
That's the back door. I'll get it.
That's the most exciting thing that's happened all night.
That's too bad.
That's why we've got to get out.
The babysitter screams and turns to run,
The city? Hey, can I go?
The city? Hey, can I go?
The expressway is not the best way
The prettiest girl at the University of Chicago is in high school.
The tire had a blowout and my mom's car got shot up
Then I don't have a wiener!
There are nights
There are nights You swear you were born to lose
There goes Jackson.
There goes Jefferson.
There you are. One stitch. All better.
There's evil
There's one Lamborghini to Phoenix, and Cleveland needs four Porsches.
There's this girl in it and she looks exactly like Chris.
They go out.
They got in the car while I was still in there, man.
They know where our operation is. They could go to the cops.
They probably figured that out.
They would have been killed.
They'd die if they found out you left me here alone with him.
They'll kill us. No way. No.
They're not up there either. They got away.
They're so well placed.
They're still alive. It could be a lot worse.
This is Brad, Sara, and Daryl, and we're in trouble.
This is Chris Parker and that's my best friend, Daryl Coopersmith.
This is great.
This kid's got more class at 15 than you'll ever have.
This one is just getting over a very bad cough...
This time I know what I'm doing
To make a man go stone wild
To take little kids into the city. Alone.
To the right, go to the right.
Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.
Trying to get a hold on you
Ugh, God. I don't know why you're making such a big deal about him.
Ugh. Oh, God.
Uh.
Uh...
Uh...
Up high!
Wait, listen to me. The point is, I...
Wait! I know why you're not acting like yourself.
Wait! I know why you're not acting like yourself.
Wait.
Wait. I'm starving. You'd rather throw it away than give it to me?
Wait. That's them. Those are the kids who stole my car.
Was I supposed to put them out on the street?
Watch my mouth? You got to be shitting me.
Watch your mouth, you...
We can go to that window.
We can put it in writing. We'd all sign it.
We could make some chicken soup or something.
We didn't mean to spring it on you like this.
We have to get our car to Dawson's Garage.
We need help.
We sort of took a wrong turn somewhere,
We'll do the French restaurant thing next week, okay?
We'll get to it first.
We'll go 80.
We'll just get off the stage...
We'll take care of them after the meeting.
We're going to be at a reception at the Associates Center. Here.
We're gonna run now!
Well, actually, I was...
Well, do whatever they want. Just get us out of here.
Well, how am I supposed to...
Well, I could come over and help out.
Well, I think tonight was my last job.
Well, multiple murder, or did Sara just cut off her finger?
Well, then don't let him walk on it. Pick him up.
Well, uh...
Well, what about him?
Well, who's going to tell them?
Well, yeah, a little.
Well... Actually, I...
What about the love?
What are you doing? I'm trying to get a date.
What are you going to do, run them down and kill them?
What do those guys want?
What do you think? I figure it's my best yet.
What was probably the greatest night of my life.
What would be right? Leaving you kids alone on the expressway?
What?
What?
What's going on in there?
What's going on? What happened?
What's the matter? You got lost?
What's this? There's $45 here. You owe me 50.
Where are we going?
Where do y'all think we are, Boise, Idaho?
Where you found them, where they came from.
Where's your brain?
Who is this kid?
Who was the babysitter for?
Who's paying for those kids? Somebody better pay for those kids
Whoa...
Why do I have this feeling we're never going to see him again?
Why don't you go pay for the car, and I'll wait out here
Why would my mom pay you good money for Brad to watch me?
Will you just get in the car?
Will you stop eating chocolate?
With Mike Todwell. Okay?
Would have nothing better to do on a night like this
Wow, look at that toy store!
Yeah, all right!
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, I'd love one.
Yeah, it's... It's great. Look.
Yeah, she's right. You're a kid, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, well, they might poke our brains out.
Yeah, you do, don't you?
Yeah.
Yeah. A few.
Yep. I got it in the glove compartment.
Yes, but don't go too late, all right?
Yes, I've felt the sorrow and I've heard the crying
Yes, she is. That's why I'm sleeping here tonight.
Yes, you little asshole.
Yes. I've got to go downtown.
You are going to kill somebody with these things.
You big city scum sucker.
You came all the way out here just to return this?
You don't have your special helmet.
You don't understand. We have had an unbelievable night...
You fall in love and suddenly you're a classy guy.
You got a spare?
You guys were pretty cool yourselves. Come on. We gotta get out of here.
You have to. I'm sorry. I'll call you tomorrow.
You idiot!
You just can't keep your foot out of your mouth, can you, boy?
You kids having some trouble?
You kids must be from the suburbs.
You know that I'm mighty mad
You know, Chris,
You know, I asked you over here to cheer me up.
You know, Ses, girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
You leave him here and it will.
You owe me 50 bucks.
You saved our lives.
You see, she's got the kind of loving and kissing
You should try babysitting.
You shouldn't have brought it along, stupid. God!
You spreading rumors about me, kid?
You swear you were born to lose
You think?
You want me to sing?
You went on the expressway without a spare?
You what? Where are you?
You'd better watch your happy home
You'd better watch your happy home
You'll excuse me.
You're 17?
You're almost here. Hold on, Sara.
You're almost there. Hang on.
You're going to have zits all over your face.
You're just a girl in love with an asshole.
You're more than just that, though.
You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.
You're upset about tonight, aren't you?
You're welcome. Hey, kid.
You've been replaced, you big dumb bohunk.
You've got to sit for me again.
You've just moved!
(LAUGHING) What's so funny?
(TELEPHONE RINGING) Oh, Chris, I'm sorry.
and I'll slip you the wiener. But I don't have any cash.
And what did you see? You won't like it.
And you treat her like this? Don't waste your time, half pint.
And you're Chris Parker, right? Daryl, go home.
And you're not? I'm his babysitter.
Anybody have to go to the bathroom? Nope.
Are you coming over or what? No, not anymore.
Are you okay? I can't feel anything.
Are you okay? Yeah. Can we go home now?
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
Are you writing a book? Mike Todwell? Do you know him?
Brad did it. Brad, clean it up.
Brad, relax. Relax...
Brad, shut up! Hey, listen to the bitch, Brad.
Brad, will you watch Sara? No way.
BRAD: Chris? Yeah?
BRAD: Could you drop us off at a mall? A mall?
BRAD: Wait a minute. I was kidding.
BRAD: What's his last name? Todwell.
BRAD: Which floor? We'll try this one first.
Brad? What?
Brenda, go home. But I don't want to go home.
Brenda! Come on. DARYL: Bye.
Brenda... Chris.
Bye bye. Drive safely. I will, thanks.
Bye. Goodbye.
Can I help you? We need a doctor.
Can I tell you something? Sure.
Chris is here, isn't she? No.
Chris, get in the car. Hey, kids! Get out of my car!
Chris, I need help. I know.
CHRIS: Daryl, what time is it? 11:41.
CHRIS: Yeah, she did. We played bridge the other night.
Chris? Yeah?
Chris? Hi, Brenda. BRENDA: Hi.
Chris... Daryl.
Clothes. Now get out. You got to see the new Playboy.
Come on, let's go. Don't listen to him anyway.
Come on! CHRIS: In here.
Come on. It's fixed. Let's go. Hey, wait a minute there.
Contagious? Yeah, that's what he said.
Cool threads. We'll get off at the next stop.
could you pay for it? Oh, no, that's going to be like $40.
DARYL: This is really weird. You're weird.
Dawson here. Yes.
DAWSON: (ON CB) Pruitt. Yo.
Deeply. I'm so lonely.
Did they bury it? No, I wouldn't let them.
Did you get her clothes off yet? Don't be crude. Get back.
Did you steal all of these cars? Yeah. It gets me some good money.
Did you take my Clearasil again? I ran out of brown.
Do you like him a lot? No. Yes.
Do you think you could... Relax. Everything'll be okay.
Fifty bucks? Yeah, 50 bucks.
Forget that. But they got an order.
Get a grip. Jesus! A grip?
Get in the car and run him over. Let him come.
Get me the hell out of here. Look, just hang up and sit down.
Go and get pissed, man. You boosted a Caddie full of kids?
Go slow. Pull over. I'm pulling over.
Good luck, babysitter. You too, Mr. Pruitt!
Great shirt. What are you doing?
He would not. He did. He kicked my ass.
He's got great taste. He's dead.
Here we go. Where are you going?
Here. What, 50 cents?
Hey, mister? Yeah, Red. What?
Hi, Chris. Hi.
Hi, Chris. Come on in. Hi.
Hi, Mom. That was Mrs. Anderson.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hiya, Chris.
Hi. We're going to get the money. Really?
His head's been torn off. Gross!
Hiya, Chris. Sorry we're late. Oh, that's okay.
How fast do your parents drive? I don't know. About 45.
How much? Fifty bucks.
I am sorry. Your friend is dead. Dead?
I can't believe it. Can't believe what?
I didn't know you were so cool. I did.
I didn't... Sorry. Thank you.
I don't believe this. I do not. Who's Mike? He your boyfriend?
I don't have $40. Well, can you pick me up?

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