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American Sniper (2014)

American Sniper (2014)

American Sniper is a gripping war drama film directed by Clint Eastwood and released in 2014. Based on the autobiography of Chris Kyle, a former US Navy SEAL sniper, it portrays his incredible military career and personal struggles. The movie stars Bradley Cooper in the leading role as Kyle, delivering a powerful and transformative performance. Sienna Miller also shines as his wife, Taya. American Sniper explores the psychological toll of war and the moral complexities faced by soldiers on the battlefield. The intense action sequences, emotional narrative, and outstanding performances make this film a must-watch. Immerse yourself in the world of American Sniper by playing and downloading its incredible sounds here.

A sniper won't aim for your head.
Aah!
About time. Your face needs some fixing.
Ahem. Aren't you worried that she's gonna take that thing to Zales...
Aim small, miss small.
Aim.
Aim.
Aim.
Ain't no way you could've handled it.
All clear.
All clear.
All right, I see two ways up on the roof. Now, we wanna lock both staircases.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Chris Kyle!
All right, look at me when I'm talking to you. Where do we find him?
All right, well, you make sure you tell them they're not gonna go anywhere until we do.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Ahem.
All right. Hurry up.
All right. Let's go.
All right. Okay.
All right. One more. Here we go.
All right. See you later, baby.
All right. Well, if I don't see you down there...
All these guys? They know your name, and they feel invincible with you up there.
All these random people getting behind us.
All two inches of you.
Always gotta say something, motherfucker.
Am I gonna die?
Am I tall enough to buy you a drink?
An AQI informant had called in a tip...
And as you exhale, find your natural respiratory pause...
And Dauber was coming back, but his wife knocked him up.
And don't worry. We can always use corpsmen for the guys who can't shoot.
And I also know how hard you fought to get here.
And I am so happy that I've got my husband back.
And I make the white folk proud when I hose down their ladies.
And I took him out.
And I was lucky that I had this.
And I'm sitting here by myself, literally assembling baby cribs...
And if I bring home another rug, my wife'll murder my motherfucking ass, Chris.
And if it ever darkened their doorstep, they wouldn't know how to protect themselves.
And it goes into the building with the flames...
And it took the whole bottom of the steering wheel and my left hand off.
And right before the explosion went off, I took my hand off...
And she said she'd let you pull it, but only you. Would you do that?
And so
And that's your ticket home.
And then there are those who've been blessed with the gift of aggression...
And then you got predators.
And there's a strange man in my bedroom.
And three days?
And why didn't you?
And you're a Patriot? Yes, sir.
And you're a shitty fucking lay!
And you're pissed off.
ANNOUNCER: This is a special report.
ANNOUNCER. Chris Kyle draws the horse Big Business here this evening.
Any apartment on the east side faces the restaurant.
Any military age male who is still here...
Anybody got a mag?!
Approximate grid: Quebec Romeo 155604.
AQI put a price on your heads, and now extremists from around the globe...
Are there any questions?
Are we looking at the same target?
Are you all right?
Are you Chief Chris Kyle?
Are you kidding me? You're a SEAL?
Aren't you going to the range?
Armed insurgents are moving this way. We need to make tracks.
As long as you can cook and clean.
Babe, come home. Okay?
Babe, I do it for you. I do it to protect you.
Babe, I'm driving down the freeway.
Babe.
Baby, I am right.
Baby, I ca Baby, I can't hear you. Hello?
Baby, I need you here.
Baby?
Baby?
Be 300 or more yards out.
Been thinking about some things you said.
Biggles would be proud.
BIGGLES: Damn, man!
BIGGLES: Green side security set.
BIGGLES: Hey, you still with us, cookie?
BIGGLES: I can walk.
BIGGLES: It's that, just add vodka. That's the idea. You wanna get in on it?
BIGGLES: Oh, here he comes.
BIGGLES: Oh, shit.
BIGGLES: One hell of a PowerPoint, man. Oh, thanks, Biggles.
BIGGLES: One on me.
BIGGLES: Shots!
BIGGLES: This motherfucker is Keyser fucking 862e, bro.
BIGGLES: Yeah.
Biggles! That's your name from now on, sunshine.
Bingo.
BOTH: Fucking A. Fuck,yes.
Bring him in the other room.
Bring them in. Get your head down on the ground. Hands behind your back.
Bring your fucking goggles, Bambi.
Broncs and steers.
Bump)'
But I got a phone in one hand and a gun in the other...
But I need something. I need phone numbers, address, names.
But if he delivers The Butcher, he's gonna get it.
But that's not what killed him.
But then I want two minutes to look at you.
But they are warm!
But we protect our own.
But you're not here.
Butcher's down. Moving your position.
Butcher's on the move.
Cadillac 31 actual, we're tailing The Butcher's courier currently on Maryland Street. Over.
Can I get you a drink?
Can I tell you something, Chris?
Can I tell you something?
Can't leave the wire till they figure this shit out.
Can't wait for you to see him play. I go crazy when the other kids jump on him.
Check. Came in at an angle.
Cheers to that.
Chris, I wanna know what you thought of his letter.
Chris, just talk about it. You're not protecting me by not talking about it.
Chris, leave him alone! Fucking Chris, leave him alone! Goddamn it!
Chris, the kids are dying to see you. It's been nine months. What ?
CHRIS: All right, let's go get this motherfucker.
CHRIS: All right, let's go meet your sister, bubba.
CHRIS: And you still smoke?
CHRIS: Anything coming out the back? BIGGLES: Negative. No movement.
CHRIS: Assault team set.
CHRIS: Biggles, you never cooked a day in your life.
CHRIS: Clear.
CHRIS: Clear.
CHRIS: Clear.
CHRIS: Come here. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
CHRIS: Contact window!
CHRIS: Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground now.
CHRIS: Get my father to fall in behind me.
CHRIS: Hallway clear.
CHRIS: Hey, grunt!
CHRIS: Hey.
CHRIS: How about you, son? You recognize this face?
CHRIS: How are you? You good? Good.
CHRIS: How so?
CHRIS: I don't give a fuck it's your home! This is a war zone, sir!
CHRIS: I gave it to you? RECEPTIONIST: Right.
CHRIS: I got him. I got him.
CHRIS: I got the out. Green side pole on my go!
CHRIS: I'll tell you those stories if you want them.
CHRIS: Is he still in there?
CHRIS: It's me...
CHRIS: Last man!
CHRIS: Let's move them in the other room.
CHRIS: Oh, shit.
CHRIS: Oh! Fuck, who is that?!
CHRIS: Put that fucking hat on and get the fuck out.
CHRIS: SEALS.
CHRIS: Shit!
CHRIS: Sixteen?
CHRIS: Uhn. Fuck. They were clean, right?
CHRIS: Vehicle 1 taking fire.
CHRIS: Want another one or are you good? Look. What is this?
CHRIS: What are you doing?
CHRIS: Where is everybody? We're just picking our dicks.
CHRIS: Yeah, well...
CHRIS: Yeah. I still got it.
CHRIS: Yo, will you hop down? I'll give them to you.
CHRIS: You gonna talk, we'll talk to you.
CHRIS: You said AQI has a sniper in the Olympics...
CHRIS: You're pretty.
Chris?
Chris?!
Chris?!
Chris.
Chris. I'm Chris Kyle. Nice to meet you.
Clear.
Clear.
COLTON: I like that.
COLTON: No way!
COLTON: Okay.
COLTON: Yeah.
COLTON: Yeah.
COLTON: Yes! Ha ha ha.
COLTON: Your truck's ready. Impossible.
Come here, you.
Come on, Chris! Pull!
Come on, Jeff, punch him.
Come on, man. You got this.
Come on, Wynn. You can do better than that.
Come on, you fucking son of a bitch!
Come on! Let's go! Move it!
Come on. If I'm on the street, Marc
Come on. Shit.
Conserve ammo.
Contact! Fall back!
Contact! Front disperse!
Correction. It's 2100 yards out.
D: Boom!
D: Frag out! Frag out!
D: He was just behind me. Where is Chris, man?
D: Hey, man.
D: Holy shit.
D: Oh, shit!
D: Oh, yeah! Chris, your turn, man.
D: Shit! Let me on!
D: Squirrel? You want some olives? SQUIRREL: No, I don't do olives, man.
D: Target secure.
D: We can't leave you! Come on, Chris! Grab my hand!
D: Yeah, let's go. Come on.
D: Yeah! 56 degrees! So fresh, so clean!
D. We can't hold them any longer! We gotta move!
Dad is too. Dad's proud of you.
Damn, if that don't feel like I got my balls back.
Damn, son.
DAUBER: Come on, Marc.
DAUBER: Fuck.
DAUBER: Go check that out, Biggles.
DELTA SNIPER: I'm out! 3 o'clock. Loading last mag.
Did he say any of that to you?
Did you lose some friends?
Did you see where it came from?
Different city every weekend.
Do I look stupid to you?
Do it for Biggles.
Do you ever think...
Do you know where he is? You tell us where he is right now.
Do you understand?
Do you wanna die?
DOCTOR: You know, I got a very interesting phone call. It's from your wife.
Doesn't look good.
Doesn't matter. Hold your fire.
Don't be weird with me.
Don't pick it up.
Don't say it.
Don't say that. She's got you.
Don't stop fucking shooting, man!
Don't turn away from me, son. You look at me and you take this shit.
Don't you ! Ooh!
Don't you fucking pick it up.
Dude, that was evil like I never seen before.
Dude, that was the real question. That was super real.
Dude, you bought it from savages? How do you know it's not a blood diamond?
Either way, it is a noble gesture that one...
Enter the fucking sandman.
Even when you're here, you're not here.
Every time you ask me a question that I answer, do a shot.
Everybody knows black guys don't swim.
Everything, I don't know.
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me.
Execute. Execute.
Eye for an eye.
Fallujah was bad. Ramadi was worse. This shit is fucking biblical, Chris.
Fat and horny.
Fatima!
Fifteen meters out.
Find The Butcher, you find Zarqawi. He reports to him.
Fine. You know what? Fuck you. Fine.
Fire.
Fire.
Five meters.
For what?
Frogmen don't fucking die.
From where? From here?
Fuck no, Biggles. You're a fucking frogman.
Fuck no. I'm gonna tell her I got that shit from Zales.
Fuck this place.
Fuck, he can't even see that far out. Hold your fire. You'll expose us all.
Fuck, I'm so selfish. I wasn't even thinking.
Fuck, that was gnarly.
Fuck!
Fucking drop it.
Fucking evil bitch.
Fucking hooyah.
Fucking sniper went right up our ass.
Get down! Get down on the ground right now!
Get in. Hang in there, Biggles.
Get some, motherfuckers.
Get your fucking ass down!
Get your stuff and get out.
GILLESPIE: Get down! CHRIS: Why are you here?!
Go!
Go! GO!
Go.
Goddamn it! Shit!
Goddamn it.
Goddamn.
Gonna put some sand in this fucking cut, get you a fucking canteen of water.
Good job here, chief.
Good, good. Moving.
Good.
Good. That looks good on you.
Good. Wow, what are you up to?
Got a man down. Biggles is down.
Got a smile on his face.
Grab your little lizard up there.
Grid 04536236. Over.
Grid number 04837959.
Gronski's gone. A lot of top brass are.
GRONSKY. Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess.
Growing up in Oregon, we had this electric fence around our property.
GUNNER'. I'm black! I'm black!
Ha ha ha. Is that all it takes?
Had to make sure you didn't have an Iraqi girlfriend sending you sexy videos.
HALLERMAN: And that looks great. TAYA: Oh, look.
HALLERMAN: Are you a smoker? No, ma'am.
HALLERMAN: It's 170/110.
Hallway clear. On the left.
Hallway.
Hands in the air, little lady.
Hang in there, bud.
Haven't you heard? I'm the Legend.
He can be whoever the fuck you need him to be. We just need him dead.
He come. He
He had eyes on our guys.
He has eyes on our guys.
He invites you to join him for Eid al Adha supper.
He need $100,000.
He quits on you here, he gonna quit in the field of battle.
He said there's three things we gotta worry about: ego, booze and women.
He saved my life...
He says, on this day, everyone has a seat at my table.
He sells that shit on the street. Those are American soldiers.
He stepped off.
He very bad. Please.
He was in surgery yesterday...
He? Who's he? Who's he?
He's a Jordanian militant. He's funded by bin Laden.
He's asking for 100,000.
He's from Syria.
He's headed to Iraq.
He's in there, but it's not gonna be an easy breach.
He's knocking.
He's right, Legend. No bueno.
He's trained by bin Laden. He is loyal to bin Laden.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Her arms aren't swinging. She's carrying something.
Her arms aren't swinging. She's carrying something.
Here, check this out.
Here. Slip this on for me, would you?
Hey
HeY I got you.
Hey, babe.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, brother!
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris. You make sure she gets that ring, all right?
Hey, did your dad get ahold of you?
Hey, ease up on that. Don't get too close.
Hey, Jeff. Jeff.
Hey, little guy.
Hey, little guy.
Hey, man, you need to sit this one out?
Hey, Marc. Looks like someone left in a hurry. Huh?
Hey, maybe you could even coach, you know?
Hey, once you all gain entry I can't see shit...
Hey, we gotta set up a squad and pursue him.
Hey, we want a smaller target we'll use your arm, man.
Hey, what is your problem? I didn't promote myself.
Hey, where you going?
Hey, would you tend to my daughter, please?
Hey, you keep eyes on that window.
Hey, you want me to talk dirty to you?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey. Can you wait a second?
Hey. How are you? How you been?
Hey. Some help here? My daughter's crying.
Hi.
His mercenary army, AQI? They're 5000 strong.
His wife said he was carrying a Koran.
Hold on, how you know all about us? What do you mean?
Hold on, I got a woman and a kid 200 yards out, moving towards the convoy.
Hold on, I got a woman and a kid, 200 yards out, moving towards the convoy.
HOld up!
Hold.
Hold. Hold it.
Hon, I'm going outside.
Hooyah, Instructor Friday. Country's countrywide.
Hooyah, Legend.
Hooyah, no one, Instructor Rolle!
Hooyah, yes!
Hooyah! Dangerous. Feeling dangerous.
Hooyah! Kyle's feeling dangerous!
How about kids. You want kids?
How about the Legend stops trying to fuck up my shot?
How about we do a shot for a question.
How about you hit one?
How about you, old man? Huh?
How can we get him?
How do I know some alien in there is not gonna come out and grab me...
How do you know?
How much time did you spend in country?
How old are you, boy?
How you doing?
How you doing? You okay?
How you feeling?
How's my boy?
I ain't never met no hick from Hartford before.
I already chewed out security detail. Won't happen again.
I believe that's the first one.
I believe that's the first one.
I came here to kill terrorists.
I can sense it.
I can understand if you want to stand down and regroup.
I can't hold this much longer.
I can't stop thinking about that little pink number you wore on our honeymoon.
I can't wait to see the way you're gonna be with him.
I clocked one point of entry.
I dick them down!
I did?
I do this to get attention, don't you get that?
I do.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know. I did that. I thought I was meant for something more.
I don't know. I just hope I can do my job when that day comes.
I don't think He'll walk it off.
I don't think that's gonna
I feel you.
I got a God? You getting weird on me?
I got a military age male...
I got eyes on The Butcher. He's got the sheikh's kid on the avenue.
I got four minutes.
I got One Sierra down. I need a CASEVAC immediately.
I got six Well, that's not true. I got eight...
I got something 1900 yards out.
I got the window, Chris.
I gotta wash my hands.
I guess I just needed a minute.
I hate the Teams for it.
I have an alien growing inside me.
I have no one to share them with.
I have no proof this guy exists.
I have the building in sight.
I heard one shot.
I heard you been kicking ass out here. All the guys, that's what they've been saying.
I heard you were on fucking fire out there.
I hope you're right.
I imagine it's hard to decompress.
I just finished BUD/S, heading to sniper school.
I just got this weird message that you were on a plane or something?
I just know.
I just wanna believe in what we're doing here.
I know all about you guys. My sister was engaged to a SEAL.
I know it.
I know y'all are meat eaters, but I know a couple things.
I know you got a family.
I like that one. The brown one.
I love those dice.
I love to gamble, man.
I love you too.
I love you.
I mean, is that how it is with you guys? You're suddenly single after three beers?
I mean, it's pretty egotistical of you to think you can protect us all. Isn't it, Chris?
I mean, we don't see with his eyes...
I miss you real bad.
I miss you too.
I need a corpsman right now!
I need a name check on an Amir Khalaf Fanus.
I need something. I can help you out, sheikh.
I need you here.
I need you there as, like, a leveler, you know what I mean?
I said I'd never marry one.
I still smoke, but can't be too mad at it because it kind of saved my right hand.
I thought we could just relax here.
I told her to go, and she wouldn't leave.
I wanna win. You gotta let me win.
I want this asshole dead or captured.
I want you to put the fear of God into these savages...
I was just protecting my guys. They were trying to kill our soldiers...
I went to see him in the hospital before I left.
I wouldn't be here without him.
I'd never date a SEAL.
I'll do it when I get back, boy.
I'll look into it. Thank you.
I'll wear it, see if it puts Sarah in the mood.
I'm about to turn on some Marvin Gaye and get in that ass!
I'm all right. Fuck.
I'm coming home.
I'm coming over.
I'm doing all right.
I'm done.
I'm down to two mags. We gotta move!
I'm gonna go clear houses with Marines.
I'm gonna go write up some shooter statements.
I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna pop a smoke. I'm gonna secure this building. I'm going to the roof.
I'm happy to be home. Yeah.
I'm here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.
I'm just grateful to be alive.
I'm just tired, man.
I'm looking to be of service.
I'm making memories by myself.
I'm not going home with you, so don't even think about it.
I'm not ma
I'm not. I'm right here.
I'm proud of you.
I'm ready to come home, baby.
I'm ready to come home.
I'm ready.
I'm shutting this whole thing down pending an inquiry. Get back to base!
I'm so proud of you.
I'm sorry, honey.
I'm stateside.
I'm the only one who's hit one, so...
I've studied insurgencies for the last decade.
If he talks to U.S. soldiers, they will come and make examples of them.
If I can't see them, I can't shoot them.
If someone tries to fight you...
If you aim for a shirt button, you might miss by two inches.
If you aim for a shirt, you might miss by two feet.
If you got it, take it, man.
If you leave again...
If you think this war isn't changing you, you're wrong.
If you were 300 pounds, I'd still do you.
In the middle of a fucking sandstorm?
INTERPRETER: He says he does not.
Is that high?
Is that right?
Is that true?
Is that what it is?
Is there any other Punishers here?
It almost looks like one of those implosions of buildings that you see...
It appears it's coming out of the north side.
It better not happen again.
It is still unclear who our enemy is. Although the embassies were obviously the targets...
It may have been the leather pants.
It was a hell of a shot, son.
It was more than 1000 meters out.
It was one blow from a single man.
It was pressed metal, shot 7.62s, and it looked just like an AK 47.
It'll be just a bit of the afternoon. I'll be back.
It's a big difference.
It's a boy!
It's a fucking graphic novel, man.
It's a fucking hot box.
It's about us.
It's all part of the plan.
It's all right, sir. I'm not black!
It's fucking happening.
It's gonna be okay.
It's happening
It's hard for me to tell exactly which is the north side and which is the south side.
It's him.
It's him.
It's like it's not even happening. We're all on our cell phones...
It's like that now, huh?
It's nice to meet you.
It's not a bad life out here, is it?
It's not about them.
It's not for a rock.
It's not my job to go fucking knocking down doors.
It's on!
It's on.
It's our bedroom.
It's sunny. It's 72 degrees. I'm fine.
It's the building right here.
It's the greatest country on Earth. I'd do everything I can to protect it.
It's too soon, man.
It's too soon?
It's true.
It's up to you.
It's your call, Chris.
JEFF: I understand what you're saying...
JEFF: Oh, buckle bunny, those are two girls.
Jesus Christ, Chris.
JONES'. You made chief. Congratulations.
Just a half block back, baby.
Just doing his thing.
Just gonna go home because you said you wouldn't date a SEAL, so...
Just got the call, boys.
Just keep banging on the long gun. We'll let these clogs sniff out Zarqawi.
KARNAN: Aim small, miss small.
Keep it going.
KOPPEL'. Those explosions set to go off at the U.S. embassies...
L90ty0u.
Ladies and genitals, listen up! We have a legend in our midst.
LEADER: Detail. Ten hut!
Let me ask you a question, Chris.
Let somebody else go?
Let that trigger surprise you.
Let us pray.
Let's bring these boys in safe and get our asses back home.
Let's coach them. I'll show them how Team guys do it. I'll lead the unit on the street.
Let's go kill this fucker.
Let's go see the sheikh.
Let's go, Kyle! Colonel's waiting.
Let's go! Let's move!
Let's go.
Let's move!
Let's relax.
Lights out, muj.
Look at this.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at your mama.
Look what we did. Look what we did.
Look what we made. Look what we made.
Look what we made. Look what we made.
Look, I don't know what a Koran looks like...
Look. He's touching his nose.
Looks cheery to me.
Looks different.
MADS: Well, you know.
Make sure you keep both eyes open.
Make sure you keep them drawers What's up?
Make sure you take pictures of anybody coming and going.
MAN [ON TV]: Here's the tape.
MAN 1: Breacher up!
Man, I'm gonna miss my ride.
Man, that Biggles news hit hard, man.
Man, that's gonna be a long three weeks.
Man, the fucking dirt here tastes like dog shit.
Man, wasn't nobody there, and you come outwith a belt buckle.
MAN: Chicken!
MAN: Come on! Yeah!
MAN: Easy! I didn't know shit, man. CHRIS: Come out here!
MAN: Here she comes! TONY: Mother Nature's got something for you!
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Chris Kyle!
MARC [QUIETLY]: All clear.
Marc Lee came in, said you popped your cherry.
Marc wrote that letter two weeks ago.
MARC: Cease fire!
MARC: Hell, yeah, they were.
MARC: Sixteen military age males have gone in.
MARC: Two klicks out.
MARC: Welcome to Fallujah. The new Wild West of the old Middle East.
MARC: White side, all security. White side.
MARC: You covered our asses out there, man. Some ballsy shots.
MARC. Lex talionis.
Marc's gone, bro.
MARI N E 4: Enemy sniper located.
MARINE 1: Breacher up!
MARINE 1: Breacher up!
MARINE 1: Come on! Go!
MARINE 1: Eyes on the rooftop. Keep your eyes up there.
MARINE 2: Breacher up!
MARINE 2: Man down!
MARINE 3: Man down! Man down! We need a corpsman over here now.
Marine units covered your exfil are still engaged there.
MARTIN: All right, listen up.
MARTIN: Chief, we gotta move. Let's go!
MARTIN: Those guys are sitting ducks.
Maybe he's just calling his old lady. Heh.
McKENNA: Poke the bear! Poke the what?
MEDIC 1: How long before we get film?
MEDIC 1: Let's increase suction. MEDIC 2: The retractor, please.
MEDIC 1: More suction. MEDIC 2: Hold your hand right here.
MEDIC 2: Get it up. I need those numbers now.
MEDIC 2: We need another unit of blood.
MEDIC 3: Got that. MEDIC 2: Saline, now.
MEDIC 4: Type and cross.
Miss. Three inches to the right.
Mission accomplished.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
More blood.
More than 80 dead...
Most men, they wash out, they quit.
Mother gives him a grenade.
Motherfucker can't see shit.
Move out!
Move!
Moving.
Mustafa's got his peepers out.
My name is Mads. Um...
My question is when does glory fade away...
Negative. You know the R.O.E. Your call.
Next time you get a clear shot, you try not to miss him, all right?
Nine!
No one cares. There's a war going on, I'm headed to the mall.
No, don't bother turning it off. I already watched it.
No, he didn't get in.
No, he kept looking He had his eyes on her, and that's why the last time...
No, honestly, you look a little sad.
No, I don't want you getting that in your head.
No, I haven't checked my e mails.
No, I'm here.
No, it takes two minutes.
No, it's not.
No, just excited to talk to you.
No, sir, I'm not worried about that.
No, sir.
No, we can't do that. We need you on overwatch.
No.
Nobody said it's a boy.
Nope, they're shutting us down.
Nope.
Northwest corner.
Not bad.
Not if you've just had 14 cups of coffee. But for someone who is sitting down, yes.
Not really. No.
Not until you tell me what you do.
Nothing.
Now get back here.
Now remember, you gotta be calm...
Now tell me one other thing.
Now this asshole...
Now, if Fanus is legit...
Now, it's been said that the legend here...
Now, some people prefer to believe that evil doesn't exist in the world.
Now, there is only one way to root these guys out...
Now, there they are.
Now, these guys are not your average shit kickers.
Now, you drop them drawers.
Off the floor. Make sure you get all of them up.
OFFICER 1: Nice shooting. Hell of a call. OFFICER 2: Roger. Good looking out, Navy.
OFFICER: A woman and a kid?
OFFICER: Echo 7 Kilo, be advised you have enemy approaching all directions of your pos.
OFFICER: Echo 7 Kilo, green side is clear for exit.
OFFICER: Echo 7 Kilo, you have Tango heavy gun on your green side.
OFFICER: If he's reporting troop movement...
OFFICER: That target location is your position. I know my fucking position.
OFFICER: Viper 34. Fire away.
OFFICER: You say a woman and a kid?
Oh, babe, is that you?
Oh, baby, look at you.
Oh, fuck this.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, he's like an enforcer?
Oh, I appreciate you taking a look at that.
Oh, I didn't really mean you had to do that. Heh.
Oh, I don't know about that, man.
Oh, is that right?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Baby.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's not me. No.
Oh, that's very generous of him.
Oh, there's evil here. We've seen it.
Oh, they're gone for good, sir. They crawled back up inside.
Oh, uh, I polish dolphins. They're in captivity.
Oh, well, you'd know, wouldn't you?
Oh, what the fuck ever, man.
Oh, wow. Well, the Marines saved our ass plenty of times.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you want these motherfuckers to come to San Diego or New York?
Oh. Okay. Well, then, maybe, hello. Nice to meet you.

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