Ray Donovan - Season 3 Edit

A bottle went missing in my desk.

A family reunion at the station's probably not the play.

A football stadium.

A misunderstanding? Fuck you!

A shit hand, that's on you.

Abby's not feeling great.

Abortions?

About Armenian genocide on your show tonight.

About the Minassian thing.

About their abortions?

Afternoon, beautiful.

Ah ah.

All right, Mr. Finney, let's see here.

All right, turn that off.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. All right.

Always get my B countries mixed up.

Amazing, right?

And a job at the Safeway there.

And burned people in hay lofts.

And disappearing to Belize.

And get your brains blown out in Long Beach.

And his retaliation was emptying our joint trust

And I am gonna fucking kill you myself.

And I am old fashioned.

And I love him.

And I want to know the exact location

And I want you to know it's very reassuring

And Janet would be within her rights

And legs still attached.

And now that little bitch

And now that's my only source of income.

And our discussions with your friends in law enforcement,

And Ray will be your guardian.

And read hatred into anything you say,

And she started showing up for extra help.

And she told me about her boyfriend,

And she wants to sing it on the show.

And slave a computer for me?

And stare at my cottage cheese fucking ceiling

And take your fucking paperwork with you.

And the chief of staff at the Finney organization,

And then you see you can do whatever the fuck you want.

And then you're gonna go back to wherever the fuck you came from.

And they're announcing us Monday.

And they're willing to let Rossmore

And we'll bleed your department dry

And what makes you believe I know that family?

And when I see you with your kids...

And you'll be good to go.

Andrew? Paige is looking for you, darling.

Another A, Miss Donovan.

Any comments you may have made that reveal racial bias?

Any idea why he might be traveling

Any sexual harassment suits

Approved by the probate court for your records.

Are you saying I'm senile?

Are you with me here, Donovan?

As an informant on the Sully Sullivan case.

As well as his court appointed guardian, Ray Donovan.

Assassin's Creed.

Attorney client privilege, Detective.

Av, it's... it's shapely.

Av, you think you can break into Dybek

Avi Rudin.

Avi, listen, 1915, Ottomans looted their villages.

Be around normal people.

Because of your bullshit.

Belikov's girls are coming in around 9:00 tonight

Big bust.

Boom!

Bosses me around for nine hours a fucking day

Boy, I bet your ex husband's gonna kick himself

Boy, those are beautiful swans.

Boy, what a freak show that was, huh?

Bridget, you can go back to class.

Bring back a Veggie Fiesta Panini and a Coke Zero.

Bringing them to your car. Get them inside, close the door.

Bullshit!

But a hundred years after the Turks

But I forgot my key.

But I wouldn't go to see a female proctologist,

But if I find out you're fucking lying,

But it became clear that she was obsessed with me.

But no, I don't believe I've said anything racist

But the universe, it whispers,

But we have to go over your sexual history.

But you want to take oxy and go bowling with me?

But you're probably too stuck up to swallow.

By her suicidal boyfriend, very reassuring.

Can you hear him out?

Can you hold them off?

Can't be reached by phone, email, carrier dolphin?

Coal briquettes, I heard.

Cocaine in college, Ritalin here and there.

Come get breakfast.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on in.

Come on.

Congratulations on the new gig.

Consistent with the diagnosis of Alzheimer's.

Dad. Dad, it's some woman.

Damn, Uncle Terry, have you been practicing

Davros, get your camera.

Dean Bloom, if I may, I spoke with Janet and her parents,

Decrease in judgment. Blah blah blah.

Detective Muncie, I can assure you

Detective, I represent Mickey Donovan

Did he do something to you?

Did you get him?

Did you know that?

Disqualify the Finneys over a minority stakeholder.

Do I have to spell it out?

Do not tell him.

Do you ask your male candidates

Do you feel any differently?

Do you have any idea what it's like doing forecasts for L.A.

Do you understand me?

Does your lawyer know that?

Don't fucking bring her here.

Don't shoot him. Don't shoot him.

Don't wear this in public till next week.

Don't you Mrs. Donovan me, you motherfucker!

Dr. Singh recommends establishing a conservatorship

Dr. Vikram Singh.

Drug use?

Dybek recommended us to the NFL,

Ed, do you feel equipped to handle the questions?

Ed, find Varick Strauss.

Ed, good morning. Any luck finding Mr. Strauss?

Ed.

Email just came in.

Enjoy your day, Ray.

Enjoying yourself?

Even in my duress,

Fair enough.

Feelers? The interview is in two hours, Ed.

Finally get to meet your father.

Flip?

For all the world to see along with his wife being fucked

For good.

For my records?

For the purposes of the courts

For your sake and Bridget's,

Freeway wandering,

Fuck her harder, Eddie.

Fuck you, you hypocrite!

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking asshole.

Fucking Redding?

Full house, huh?

General signs of cognitive deterioration

Get in.

Get out, all of you.

Get the fuck out of here,

Get the fuck out of my sight!

Get this FBI guy back here again.

Get your coat.

Getting mixed up with international sex traffickers,

Give me a fucking break.

Give me the teacher's name and address.

Go figure.

Go tell Joe Friday out there that you want to wear a wire

Goldman Drexler, please hold.

Good night.

Good night.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Handle disciplinary actions.

Hang my great grandfather from a lamppost,

Has met this afternoon.

Has that chick ever heard of Invisalign?

Has there been a security breach?

Hasmig, how are you?

Hasmig, we're talking about his father.

Hasmig!

Hasmig! Hasmig! Hasmig!

Hasmig?

Hasmig.

Have a pop star singing about slaughtered Armenians,

Have you heard my new single Mek Gisher Yerevanmich?

Haven't funded it yet.

He belongs to me.

He came at me. I just...

He might have caused you,

He shouldn't be working with children.

He thinks he's Johnny fucking Carson, not Flip Brightman.

He wore your wire, did what you asked.

He would be part owner of this team.

He'd like to say something.

He'll lose his job.

He's already in there with them.

He's always been a dipshit.

He's been in a foul mood all morning.

He's gone, and we're sure he did it.

He's meeting with the investigators.

He's the most corrupt motherfucker in Los Angeles.

Head of security, huh?

Hello.

Her nose has a hairline fracture.

Here's what's gonna happen, all right?

Hey, let me unpack those.

Hey, my friend, my name is Avi Rudin.

Hey, oh, did you hear that

Hey, so what, now I go to ITT Tech for web design?

Hey, you're late.

Hey.

Hey.

Higher order derivatives make me so fucking wet.

Hm? Oh, sorry.

Holy shit.

Home?

How about I take you out for Burmese?

How about this guy?

How are you?

How did she get your pills?

How long's the big guy been following you around?

How's that?

Human ingenuity, amazing thing.

I almost got my fucking head blown off

I am gonna come back here,

I am.

I believe you.

I bet you're attracted to me.

I brought along my colleague, Ed Cochran, to assist.

I can find and have them pump you so full of Thorazine

I can't even get Good Day L.A.

I can't fucking eat.

I deal with you only, hmm?

I did it right.

I did the job.

I did.

I didn't bring her here, Abby. She just showed up on her own.

I didn't know.

I didn't. I just thought...

I do hope so.

I don't believe you.

I don't care.

I don't feel comfortable doing it in mixed company.

I don't go to your house and judge you, do I, Ray?

I don't have time to fuck around with you, Cochran.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't listen to a lot of radio.

I got a line on a place in Redding

I guess we're shuttering operations, huh, Ray?

I had a robbery.

I have chronic pain and... car accident.

I have feelers out on that, yeah.

I have no idea.

I have not seen this son before.

I have to get to a meeting.

I hope you don't mind.

I just got suspended for a week.

I know how bad I let you down,

I know that.

I know this is delicate,

I learned my lesson.

I love him, and he really has deep feelings for me.

I made a sandwich.

I mean, did he just find it on the ground?

I need access to my unit here,

I need clarity on his whereabouts in 60 minutes,

I need help.

I own him.

I said I did.

I saved your brother's life.

I set up for you and him.

I stole them from him.

I take pain medicine because of the accident.

I talked to her teacher.

I think he's been getting money from them for a while now.

I think that there's been a misunderstanding.

I thought I misplaced it.

I thought that she wanted to raise her grade,

I thought you covered your tracks.

I took a dick pic.

I took a picture of my dick on his computer.

I try to sing about him in a native tongue,

I understand you have a history of being helpful

I want to show you something.

I want you to clean this up.

I want you to drive it down to Rosarito,

I want you to know, sir, I'm on your side.

I wanted to give you the news in person.

I was a shit father.

I was with Lena.

I went up against the fucking Armenian mob for you.

I'll be in my room.

I'll be on you like a fly on shit.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you back.

I'll come to see him.

I'll deal with it.

I'll process a declaration of non compos mentis,

I'll talk to him.

I'm calling the fucking cops.

I'm forever grateful.

I'm fucked. They made me wear a wire.

I'm gonna choose to believe you.

I'm gonna have to say no.

I'm in rehearsals, Ray.

I'm not a child.

I'm not asking, Ray.

I'm not fucking gay!

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not listening to this shit.

I'm not warning you. I'm giving you information.

I'm off to see the judge.

I'm on my way right now.

I'm on my way to Washington.

I'm saying no, Ray.

I'm sorry, Mick.

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

I'm taking you home.

I'm tired of worrying about my family because of you.

I've been studying really hard.

I've seen you, you fucking piece of shit.

If he backs out, I am locking him up.

If I crossed a line, I'm sorry.

If I, on my first night,

If Ray says you got to go,

If that's what you want.

If you haven't learned that Mickey always draws

If you interviewed my father at another time?

If you want to ask me any more questions,

If you're gonna do that, have a little sensitivity.

If you're worried about being outed, Mr. Donovan,

If... if you're in the middle of something with Ray Donovan,

In a fucking drought?

In Armenian.

In her native Armenian.

In my line of work.

In three days I'm supposed to buy sex slaves

Involvement with radical politics?

Iris, a vacationing CFO

Is everything all right?

Is not what stinks about the Finneys, believe me.

Is that right?

Is this man your son in law, sir?

It is my great pleasure to bring you Hasmig,

It is not an overreaction, Bridge.

It made his career, then everything blew up in his face.

It means that I want back

It means you're not right in the head.

It was a joy to watch you work.

It was six fucking weeks ago, Flip.

It'll come in handy, believe me.

It's a really bad time for me to leave the studio.

It's about the Armenian genocide.

It's bad ass.

It's better I do it.

It's done.

It's fucking exile, Ray.

It's gonna have to be enough, Detective.

It's good for us here.

It's Hasmig.

It's prurient in nature, Mr. Finney.

It's the Minassians, Armenian mafia.

It's the new medication, kid.

Janet's parents phoned us from the hospital.

Jesus Christ.

Just a little bit. I'll take care of it.

Just bouncing back.

Just catching you up on my life, Ray. How you been?

Just go to your fucking room.

Just put no.

Just started today.

Just through here.

Just to be sure,

Keep the card, Mr. Finney.

Know where that is?

Knowing that you're on my side, a man like you

Lena rented a car in Varick's name.

Lena, call Flip Brightman.

Lena, I need you and Avi to get me everything

Let him eat dog food.

Let him shit his pants.

Let's talk about witness protection.

Li...

Like a normal old man?

Listen, I'm really gonna need some credit card records.

Listen, the point is sometimes

Look at this operation.

Look, I wasn't lying about last night.

Look, if she wants to sing

Look, until recently Bridget has been a straight A student.

Magnificent estate you have here, Miss Finney.

Mango beef, coconut rice,

Maybe it's too dangerous.

Me and Lena did something for Mick.

Me.

Memory loss, communicates in nonsensical language,

Michelle, come on.

Mickey, Ivan is expecting you in Long Beach.

Miss Finney, your husband...

Miss Kim, please don't take offense at this,

Mm mmm.

Mm, Greg, help me with my proofs.

Mm, you think all Armenians are criminals?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. I need ID.

Mm. Yours is the only face I want to see.

Mom, I'm almost 18,

Morning.

Moves the blood from my dick to my hands.

Mr. Cochran was reportedly using Mr. Donovan's father

Mr. Cochran?

Mr. Cochran?

Mr. Cochran.

Mr. Donovan?

Mr. Donovan.

Mr. Donovan.

Mr. Finney, I assure you I am a professional, and...

Mr. Finney, whatever you're in the middle of with Ray Donovan,

Mrs. Donovan, just...

Mrs. Donovan...

Mrs. Minassian, I'm sure you can understand

Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit.

Mrs. Minassian, uh, this is my son.

My daughter, Paige, handled all the details.

My father's an older man.

My father's done working for you.

My father's in a tight spot, Hasmig.

My father's just going to be a few minutes.

My friend asked me to come.

My gosh, you'd think we were in Rome.

My guess is the NFL is gonna approve his football team.

My guess is you're gonna need it.

My lawyer.

My wife left me for our landscape architect?

My... my wife died, and Bridget found out,

Nah. Mom and Uncle Terry are taking me.

Nice work.

Nick Jonas is appearing tonight.

No business trips to Bangkok I should know about?

No fucking stretch Hummer here.

No one wants to hear about how Andrew Finney

No way.

No, bullshit.

No, he can't do that. Say something to him.

No, it's important to Ray.

No, maybe not, but, Iris, you know,

No, no, I lost my wallet.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No.

No, the fucker hung up on me.

No, you're not.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Jesus.

No. No. No, no, no, no.

No. Okay?

Nobody's interested in whatever it is you have to say.

Non Compos Mentis declaration

Non Compos Mentis, Mick.

Not all of it.

Not how I imagined it.

Nothing that would be considered incendiary

Now all of a sudden you're, like, morally superior guy?

Now that you got everything you wanted?

Now.

Of course not. I just thought it might be worth reaching out.

Of my people as genocide,

Off a cargo container in San Pedro.

Oh, he stole money? Ah.

Oh, I schooled at the knee of the master.

Oh, must be a very exciting job.

Oh, my God. This is sick!

Oh, no. Fuck, no!

Oh, please, call me Ed.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, yes, thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay...

On a ship loaded with coal briquettes.

On your son in law's passport?

Once the dust settles on all of this,

Once they're safe, you'll be arrested like everybody else.

One of the Dybek investigators used to head up the FBI in L.A.

Or I'm gonna have to put a flag in your employee evaluation.

Or I'm gonna put you in the worst shithole

Ow! Oh.

Paige?

Please do not overreact.

Please.

Please.

Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Donovan.

Pop, you dragged me in to this business, got my car blown up,

Power of attorney.

Previously on Ray Donovan.

Probably didn't want to get the guy killed.

Put Avi on.

Ray Donovan?

Ray will kill him.

Ray, I love our new thing

Ray, I'm a fucking guest host, okay?

Really, that's a nice touch.

Really? I don't think it's such a big stretch.

Repay the kindness.

Rhonda. Ed Cochran here.

Right.

Rolling Stone put me in a body paint tuxedo

Roman's gonna make himself available to you all day.

Running through your head.

Seduced his daughter's husband?

See you.

She said she'd be there by now.

She thinks you fucking love her, you motherfucker!

She's gonna sing her song

Shit.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up.

Singing her genocide remembrance song One Night in Yerevan

Sir, forgive me, but I find that very hard to believe.

Sit the fuck down.

So I think we should go over the Varick story.

So if we can get your consent, Mickey,

So if you could come up with a number...

So it has nothing at all to do with Varick Strauss?

So when it comes to discussing personal matters,

So why are you in my bathroom warning me about

So why should I care about your father?

So?

Some ex head of the FBI that might cause trouble?

Something came up.

Something for Mick?

Sorry about your great grandparents.

Stop this.

Sure I do.

Sure, up near Shasta.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Talk to me, Lena. Where the fuck is she?

Tell him I need a favor.

Tell me those are not dreams of Mexico

Tell the Jonas kid he can go on tomorrow.

Tell them I'm indisposed.

Temporarily, right?

Terry.

Thank you for coming to the house, Miss Kim.

Thank you, Miss Kim.

Thank you, Ray.

Thank you.

Thanks, Terry.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That all of this documentation was achieved above board.

That he's in Central America indefinitely.

That man, he is a friend to all Armenians.

That Mr. Finney here has passed the vet with flying colors.

That were settled out of court?

That would embarrass the NFL.

That... that's the old me.

That's a new one.

That's great.

That's my son.

That's nasty.

That's not gonna happen.

That's too bad.

That's true.

The divorce was gonna leave him flat broke,

The head of the L.A. FBI?

The network will have me back doing weather tomorrow.

The NFL is not gonna

The old you?

The piece of evidence that you took from here,

The resemblance is uncanny.

Then flag me, you fucking bitch.

Then fly to Mexico City tomorrow.

Then I will think about bumping Nick Jonas. Otherwise...

There is no number.

There is no out.

There you go.

There's something we need to go over before you go up there.

They ain't gonna believe I'm senile, Ray.

They massacred the men.

They ****d the women, drowned their kids,

They revitalized the downtown. They put in a gazebo.

They want to put me in witness protection in fucking Redding.

They're gonna kill me.

They're my family too.

They're supposed to wire me up in a couple of hours.

They're waiting.

Thighs Go Boom dressed in gold lamé hot pants,

This Cochran, he's a sexual pervert.

This is Lena. You guys spoke on the phone

This is Ray Donovan, our head of security.

This is so disappointing.

To bring her up on charges of assault.

To contact now, wouldn't it?

To interview Mr. Strauss, yeah?

To law enforcement.

To protect you from kitchen accidents,

To sign this piece of fiction?

Today,

Too fucking risky.

Too remote even for a satellite phone?

Ugh.

Ugh. God.

Uh, non fucking what?

Um...

Um...

Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that.

Until I get to go home to my apartment

Use his passport at the border,

Varick stole $8 million from the fund

Wait a minute, Mickey, what...

Wait, how do you know Hasmig?

Wait, you...

Walk me out?

Want a ride to school?

Want to explain this?

We got to talk about something.

We have a deal.

We have problems from this,

We have to keep it to school.

We make pictures for the walls.

We need to speak to your grandma.

We send it to his coworkers, he loses his job.

We were doing something for Mick.

We worked on the Davenport sting together in '08.

We'd get the fuck out of L.A.

We'll be watching you, asshole.

We'll notify you once the disciplinary committee

We're going back to that dean.

We're not doing it your way anymore.

We're not meeting on a matter of bad grades, Mrs. Donovan.

We've never experienced violence like this at Rossmore.

Well, has he found a corner of the jungle

Well, he better.

Well, if she's so tight with Armenian power,

Well, is it ex if he hasn't signed for the divorce?

Well, it's about the genocide, so nobody will play it.

Well, people can be sensitive

Well, thanks for letting us poke around, Ms. Finney.

Well, that would explain why he's been very difficult

Well, we're done here.

Well, you got him.

Well, you know he works for Ray Donovan, right?

Well, you'll be pleased to know

What are we looking for?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? Isn't this Mickey's car?

What are you playing?

What are you talking about? Doing what?

What brings you here, darling?

What do you think your father's gonna do when he finds out?

What do you want?

What I can do is offer to pay you back for any inconvenience

What if we went back to Boston?

What is it?

What is this?

What the fuck does that one mean?

What the fuck is going on with Bridge?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck was that?

What the fuck you want from me?

What the fuck?

What the hell?

What, are you gonna release a sex tape of me and my wife?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No. Man, Oprah's not even on any more, Michelle.

What? What the fuck are you talking about?

What's good about it?

What's that supposed to mean?

When Hasmig dances for her lover, don't you?

When I ran the FBI...

When Thighs Go Boom went platinum.

When word of your team reaches Bermuda, huh?

When you get the girls, take your time

Where are we going?

Where are we going?

Where did you get them?

Where the fuck are we going?

Where you buried Varick's body.

Where you're bringing in work instead of scaring it away.

Where?

Wherever the fuck you want.

Which one of you assholes paid off Judge Zinn

While I'm at school?

While listening to 12 step tapes.

Who is that?

Who is this little shit?

Who said that shit about me?

Who the fuck is that?

Who's he ratting on?

Who's your friend?

Whose ass and balls are on display

Why couldn't you just play fucking Bingo

Why did she...

Why didn't she just call them?

Why does Ray Donovan have 3% of your football team?

Why don't you tell me?

Will you show Miss Kim and Ed Cochran inside?

With an elder abuse suit.

Working with us is the only way

Would it be terribly inconvenient

Wow.

Yeah, I'm just bouncing back here, Rhonda,

Yeah, I've been there.

Yeah, Mek Gisher Yerevan,

Yeah, no, you were quite the dynamo on that as I recall.

Yeah, she's gonna do a song about her great grandfather

Yeah, sure. I'll go get your father.

Yeah, the office.

Yeah, what is it?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I just inherited it.

Yeah. I'll act real surprised. I didn't do nothing.

Yes, and um...

Yes?

Yes. Yes.