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Don't cry now we haven't got the oilcan and you've been squeaking enough as it is
Don't cry you'll rust yourself again!
I don't know but some people without brains do a lot of talking don't they
I would dance and be merry life would be a ding a derry if I only had a brain
Oh i'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!
Oh i'm not feeling at all well you see it's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back
That's the trouble I can't make up my mind I haven't got a brain only straw
They tore my legs off and threw them over there! then they took my chest out and threw it over there!

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