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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is a beloved and iconic movie that captivated audiences when it was released in 1971. Directed by Mel Stuart, this whimsical musical adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic children's book, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," continues to charm viewers of all ages.

The film introduces us to the enigmatic and eccentric candy-maker, Willy Wonka, portrayed by the brilliant Gene Wilder. Wilder's charismatic performance perfectly captures Wonka's unpredictable nature, leaving audiences on the edge of their seats throughout the movie. With his mischievous smile and twinkle in his eye, Wilder creates a character that is simultaneously endearing and slightly unnerving.

The story follows young Charlie Bucket, played by Peter Ostrum, who lives with his struggling family in a small, dilapidated house. Charlie has always dreamed of visiting Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory, an enchanted place filled with unimaginable wonders. When Wonka announces a contest, inviting five lucky children to tour his factory, Charlie's dream suddenly seems within reach.

The film's supporting cast includes a colorful array of characters, each brought to life by a talented ensemble. Jack Albertson portrays the lovable and doting Grandpa Joe, Charlie's kind-hearted and adventurous grandfather. Julie Dawn Cole portrays the spoiled and bratty Veruca Salt, while Denise Nickerson takes on the role of the gum-chewing Violet Beauregarde. Michael Bollner plays the gluttonous Augustus Gloop, and Paris Themmen takes on the mischievous role of Mike Teevee.

The movie is renowned for its unforgettable musical numbers, composed by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. From the exuberant "I've Got a Golden Ticket" to the catchy "Pure Imagination," the songs have become timeless classics. These melodies perfectly complement the magical and fantastical world of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, where every room is filled with whimsy and surprises.

The film's production design, helmed by Harper Goff, is nothing short of extraordinary. The chocolate river, edible mushrooms, and fizzy lifting drinks are just a few of the fantastical elements that transport audiences into Wonka's world. Every scene is a visual feast for the eyes, highlighting the creativity and imagination of Roald Dahl's original story.

If you want to relive the magic of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, you're in luck! You can now play and download these iconic sounds, transporting yourself back to this enchanting world. Experience the excitement of finding a golden ticket or the joy of tasting an everlasting gobstopper. Allow the catchy tunes to get stuck in your head as you step into the fantastical world of Willy Wonka.

Whether you're a fan of the original movie or new to this magical world, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is a timeless masterpiece. With its unforgettable characters, whimsical sets, and memorable music, this film continues to bring joy to audiences of all generations. So grab a chocolate bar, sit back, and immerse yourself in the enchantment of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

A chocolate river.
A community suddenly thrust into prominence
A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine.
A hundred and fifty.
A lifetime supply of chocolate.
A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for. What's he got to hope for now?
A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.
A new house for your family,
A percent. Everyone understand?
A Sizzler for June Marie...
A small one won't hurt us.
A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us.
A Squelchy Snorter for Otis...
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A triple cream cup for Christopher...
A very honest,
A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it.
About a hundred.
Accidents? What kind of accidents?
Action!
Action!
Adieu, adieu,
Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell.
After I finished my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's.
Agreed?
Agreed.
Ah, come along, Charlie. You're late.
Ah, that's good, Charlie.
Ahhhh, that's wonderful, Charlie.
All aboard, everybody.
All ashore!
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.
All I want is to have Harold back!
All right,
All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be?
All right, Charlie, but please... be very careful.
All right, Charlie, wait for me! Wheeeeee!
All right, sweetheart, all right.
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
All right, where is it? Why haven't they found it?
All right, you take it.
All right, you take it.
All right.
Already we have reports coming in
Am I coming in clear? Hey, Mom, I said, Am I coming in clear?
An example for the whole world.
And a bad egg.
And a special mixture of my own.
And after this contest is over, you'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one.
And all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose.
And almost everything you will see is eatible. Edible.
And as if this were not enough, each winner before he receives his prize
And as soon as your outer vestments are in hand,
And as time passes, the men who seek them become more and more desperate.
And bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula.
And bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula.
And don't forget the name:
And don't stop 'til you get there!
And during the contest you each opened a certain number of them.
And everywhere we're beginning to see signs of anxiety.
And for an example, let's take the recent unpleasantness.
And frontways?
And good food and comfort for the rest of their lives.
And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me.
And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat.
And I won't go to school 'til I have it.
And I'll take my own special mixture. You ready?
And it can happen right here too, unbelievable as it sounds
And listen to this.
And look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing.
And more delicious candies were coming out than ever before.
And Mr. Salt, overjoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there for a minute?
And Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
And never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live.
And nobody ever comes out!
And now for tomorrow's weather and...
And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets?
And now, details on the sudden announcement
And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye.
And one for Charlie.
And one is enough for anybody. Now come along.
And only five of them will find Golden Tickets.
And right he was, Charlie.
And Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.
And so, I said:
And so, in the greatest of secrecy,
And somewhere out there, another lucky person is moving closer and closer
And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless,
And the sooner you accept this, the sooner you will get well.
And the whole ruddy world's hunting for them.
And then suddenly, about three years later,
And then the photograph is split up into millions of tiny pieces,
And they go whizzing through the air down to your TV set where they're all put together again in the right order.
And they're certainly not showing
And this must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Just over there, dear lady.
And to the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize one could wish for:
And two percent butterscotch ripple.
And up until now I've pressed them all...
And was she mad!
And we are the dreamers of dreams.
And we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing,
And we've got a live report coming in directly now from Paraguay, South America.
And what a terrible country it is.
And what exactly did he say?
And with her, the proud parents:
And you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
And you passed the test. You won!
Any good?
Any signs that they are slowing!
Anything you say, sweetheart.
Anyway, don't worry about them.
Are five gold tickets,
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Are they chocolate eggs?
Are we ready? Yes! Good!
Are you okay?
Are you sure?
Arthur Slugworth.
As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact,
At least I don't think they do.
At ten o'clock in the morning of the first day of October, and do not be late.
Augustus Gloop, the pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany,
Augustus Gloop.
Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder?
Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later.
Augustus, Veruca?
Aw, he really was a crook! Well this means the contest goes on forever.
Away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers
Aye. Happiness is what counts with children.
Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability this machine
Be quiet.
Because all the other chocolate makers in the world were sending in spies,
Because folks, here she is.
Because he broke the rules.
Because I'm giving it to you.
Because right here in our own community of Marble Falls, Arizona,
Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. It goes to the fudge room.
Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
Behold the Wonkamobile.
Better grab a seat, they're going fast.
Better press on.
Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvellous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
Boy, that's great stuff.
Boy, what a great series this would make.
Boy, what a great show.
Boy, what weird looking coat hangers.
Boy, what weird looking coat hangers.
Boys and girls...
Break it up.
Bubble ade, bubble cola, double cola, double bubble burp a cola,
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink...
But as you all know, last night we got our answer.
But Charlie...
But Easter's over!
But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factory.
But hurry please, we have so much time and so little to see.
But I am different. I want it more than any of them.
But I daren't sell it yet. It's still too powerful.
But I dreamed the Archangel appeared and whispered into my ear and told me where to find a Golden Wonka Ticket.
But I wouldn't get too close.
But I'm gonna find out.
But if it's a bad egg...
But it's the only way if you want it just right...
But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear.
But mixed together in the right way, as only I know how, what do you think it makes?
But now I think I can safely say
But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
But the gates stayed locked so that no one,
But the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways...
But they are. They have to.
But they're just not moving fast enough.
But this roof is made of glass It'll shatter into a thousand pieces.
But what's it do?
But who?
Butterscotch... butter gin...
By the unexpected discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket.
Call a plumber.
Can it, you nit!
Can you imagine the nerve of that guy, trying to fool the whole world?
Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Can't you shut up? I'm busy.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Charlie,
Charlie, there are a hundred billion people in this world,
Charlie, you'll get your chance. One day things will change.
Charlie's late.
Charming, charming!
Class re dismissed!
Class un dismissed.
Close the factory! And that's just what he did.
Colt 45.
Come along now. Don't hang about.
Come along, come along, you girls,
Come along, come along.
Come along.
Come and live with me in peace and safety,
Come in, Mr. Wilkinson Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here.
Come on, Charlie! Hold on to that ticket!
Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day.
Come on, Grandpa.
Come on, let us try some! Please?
Come on, let's catch up to the others!
Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here.
Count to three.
Cut it out, Dad. For heaven's sake, this is my show!
Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
Daddy'll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home.
Daddy's coming!
Dairy cream.
Delighted to meet you, sir.
Der Inventing Room.
Did they?
Did we do it wrong?
Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers?
Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers to give us a clue.
Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Don't just stand there. Do something!
Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka. I use 'em myself. They're strictly for suckers.
Don't worry about a thing, Mom. I feel fine.
Down the chute.
Down the rushing glen
Dressed as workers, to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.
Eggdawhat?
Eh, what about Charlie?
Eh, what do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
Especially Slugworth... Oh, that Slugworth, he was the worst!
Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything.
Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn't find one.
Everlasting Gobstopper.
Every hour on the hour,
Everybody aboard?
Everybody set?
Everyone's signed? Yes?
Everything all right at school?
Except for this.
Except one.
Excuse me, dear lady...
Excuse me, question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. Come along...
Fantastic invention. Revolutionized the industry.
Faster, faster... If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.
Fax mentis,
Feel sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things
Fifteen hundred pounds?
Finally Mr. Wonka shouted I shall be ruined!
Fine.
Finest bath I've had in twenty years.
Five thousand pou...
Fizzy Lifting Drinks. They fill you with gas, and the gas is so terrifically lifting
Fooled you, didn't I?
For fear of little men
For five days now the entire flipping factory's been on the job.
For some moments in life there are no words. Run along now.
Forgive me, but no one must look under there.
Forty five hundred pounds!
Forty four...
Four down, and one to go.
Four percent evaporation,
Four thousand pounds?
From all over the globe, people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike,
From candy store shelves at a rate to boggle the mind.
From Loompaland.
From Miles City, Montana.
From Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates
From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco.
From now on, we keep our feet on the ground.
Funny looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
Geeses.
Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days,
Get through what?
Gimme that pen. You're always making things difficult.
Give me that ticket! It's mine!
Give me time!
Gives it a little kick.
Go ahead, Charlie.
Go ahead, we're listening.
Go on your newspaper route today?
Go on, Grandpa.
Go on, open it.
Go on, open it.
Goggles on, please.
Going too high!
Golden chocolate eggs. That's a great delicacy.
Golden Tickets.
Good boy.
Good day, sir!
Good for you, Charlie. We'll have a real banquet.
Good lad. Pour.
Good morning! Look at the sun!
Good.
Good.
Good. On we go!
Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you.
Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.
Gooses.
Grab onto me, Charlie. We're gonna be all right now.
Grandma Josephine.
Grandpa George.
Grandpa Joe.
Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance to find one?
Grandpa, look over there across the river!
Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here.
Grandpa, that money was for tobacco.
Grandpa, the fan!
Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real.
Grandpa, this is really great.
Grandpa!
Grandpa? I don't believe it. We did it. We're actually going in.
Grandpa? It says I can take somebody with me.
Grandpa... On the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth.
Great. He's completely unharmed.
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket,
Guess I'll be going now.
Hair cream?
Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!
Hang on, where are we going?
Happiness and harmony.
Happy Birthday, Charlie!
He locked the gates and vanished completely.
He says:
He should have some time to play.
He was standing right behind me, looking up at the factory.
He works too hard for a little boy.
He'll never get out!
He'll sell a million bars.
He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
He's hidden five Golden Tickets, and the people who find them will win the big prize.
He's never even been to the table.
He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, Wonka?
He's up there, in a million pieces!
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Mr. Wonka, help!
Help. Police. Murder.
Here goes.
Here I go!
Here in the Southwest it has actually happened.
Here is the most recent picture of Alberto the happy finder.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here it is, Golden Ticket Number Three, and it's all mine.
Here we go again.
Here you are, Charlie.
Here, pull up a pile of clothes and sit down.
Here.
Here's what's left. You keep it.
Herein and herein contained, etcetera, etcetera...
Hey, Daddy, I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want.
Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose.
Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Hey, Grandpa,
Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!
Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.
Hey, it's fun, Grandpa! It works! Come on in, the air's fine!
Hey, Mike, do you think we might shut that thing off?
Hey, Mom, we're on TV!
Hey, second course is coming up!
Hey, she's got two. I want another one!
Hey, try this, Grandpa! Whee!
Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow, Wonka?
Hey, Wonka, I want off!
Hey, you did it, Grandpa.
Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface!
Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it. And how's this for a stretch?
Hi, Cornelia, how are you sweetie?
Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!
Hi, everybody!
Hi, folks, Sam Beauregarde here, Square Deal Sam to you,
Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit...
Hi, Mr. Jopeck.
Hi.
Hidden among the countless billions of Wonka Bars
Hold it!
Hold it! I wanna catch this.
Hold on tight.
Hold on!
Hold your breath. Make a wish.
How can you do a thing like this?
How can you take it? It's just a picture.
How can you take it? It's just a picture.
How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?
How do I look?
How good to see you, and in such fine shape.
How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?
How long will they give me to think it over?
How much to get off the boat, Wonka?
Hsawaknow.
Huh, one of those.
Huh. How do you like that?
Hurry up, Violet.
Hurry, please, long way to go yet.
I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.
I am now telling the computer that,
I assume there's an accident indemnity clause.
I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves
I can personally guarantee, ladies and gentlemen,
I can take a joke, but this has gone too far.
I can't see what it says in the bottom.
I can't stop! I can't stop!
I can't take much more of this.
I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear.
I congratulate you, little boy.
I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
I didn't know we had to sign anything for this tour.
I don't care very much for chocolate.
I don't know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there.
I don't know, Charlie.
I don't like this ride, Daddy.
I don't like this, Wonka. I don't like it at all!
I don't really know. I suppose I could.
I don't sign anything without my lawyer.
I don't think I ought to...
I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits.
I don't want to go in there!
I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
I feel light as a feather.
I found some money in the street, and I bought a Wonka Bar, and the ticket was in it.
I got a blueberry for a daughter...
I got it! I got it, Mr. Salt, here it is!
I have two thousand five hundred here.
I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it.
I hope it'll last.
I just knew Augustus would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby, you know.
I just wanted to ask about the chocolate.
I knew you would. I just knew you would.
I know a worse one.
I know, Angel. We're doing the best we can.
I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead.
I mean, you can eat almost everything.
I must answer that note from the queen.
I never saw anybody with an orange face before.
I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.
I promise you they'll be quite all right.
I said good day!
I serve all his TV dinners right here.
I shall need an assistant. Come and give me a hand.
I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other.
I think he was a tinker.
I think I hit an air pocket.
I think I know what this is.
I think I see our house.
I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe.
I think I'm gonna be seasick.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
I think you will.
I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
I told you not to, silly boy.
I told you, Charlie, I've given it up.
I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
I want a feast.
I want a golden goose!
I want an Everlasting Gobstopper.
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter.
I want to go in first before anybody else.
I want you to bring them all.
I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy.
I wish I were, but it looks like I'm gonna be here late tonight.
I wish you could go.
I won't talk to you ever again.
I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through.
I wonder who the lucky ones will be.
I'd like a bar of chocolate please.
I'll break you for this.
I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do.
I'll get even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do!
I'll give them anything, anything they want!
I'm a bird!
I'm a plane!
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.
I'm famous. I'm a TV star.
I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough!
I'm getting squashed! Save me!
I'm going down!
I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen.
I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!
I'm so glad you could come.
I'm soaked! It'll never come out!
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.
I'm sorry, rules of the house.
I'm still having these dreams, Doctor, and I still can't stop myself from believing them.
I'm terribly busy. Whole day wasted. Goodbye to you both. Goodbye.
I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
I'm very pleased to hear you say that,
I'm...
I've found a Golden Ticket!
I've got a funny feeling inside.
I've got every girl on the bleeding staff hunting for you.
I've got three others at home.
I've had enough. I'm not going in there.
I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday,
I've told you, Mr. Hofstedder,
I've yet to see you set foot on the floor.
If ever you need anything in the automotive line, just call on Sam B, phone number's on the card.
If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.
If it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it
If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world.
If only his father were alive.
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.
If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.
If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.
In a weary world.
In the small town of Duselheim, Germany.
In we go!
In your wildest dreams you could not imagine
Incendium gloria culpam, etcetera, etcetera...
Inside five Wonka Bars! You gotta buy Wonka Bars to find 'em!
Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities.
Invention, my dear friends, is ninety three percent perspiration,
Is lucky winner number four.
Is that all?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Is the most enormous miracle of the machine age:
Is this a trick or something, Wonka?
Is this gonna go fast, Grandpa?
Is this your supper, Grandpa?
Isn't she scrumptious?
It always ends up smaller on the other end.
It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always.
It breaks my heart, Henrietta. I hate to see her unhappy.
It can take you to any room in the whole factory, just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons.
It could change the world.
It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television,
It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television,
It is? Are you sure?
It looks more like a Turkish bath to me.
It must be creaming and sugaring time.
It really looks beautiful.
It says:
It should, Charlie. It's got more gas in it than a politician.
It states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if,
It takes a lot of work to keep this family going.
It's a lot of nonsense.
It's a miracle.
It's a TV dinner.
It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down,
It's about time too! I want it!
It's all over! The Wonka Contest is all over!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!
It's an educated Eggdicator.
It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel,
It's chocolate.
It's flying over our heads in a million pieces.
It's getting in my eye!
It's his stomach that's done that.
It's hot and creamy I can actually feel it running down my throat!
It's industrial waste, that.
It's just gotten smaller, that's all.
It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate.
It's my first pay day.
It's on the radio. And he's giving truckloads of chocolate away.
It's ours, Charlie!
It's over there.
It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.
It's perfect.
It's pulling me in!
It's real.
It's real.
It's sticking to my gun.
It's terrific.
It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
It's the only way.
It's unbelievable.
It's Wonkavision.
It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars.
Its lucky finder is the son of our most prominent parve butcher.
Joe!
Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!
Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes...
Just before he left he said,
Just finished.
Just in case you're wondering, you can count me out.
Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man,
Just love it.
Just press a button and zing! You're off.
Just through the other door please.
Just two.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished. The end has come.
Left in the United Kingdom.
Lemme finish.
Lemme through here, you kids. Violet, baby, don't you sign anything there.
Let him have one last dream.
Let me in, I'm starving!
Let me just butt in here for a moment to say that if any of you folks watching are dissatisfied with your...
Let me off this crate!
Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka.
Let's go in. Come on!
Let's just fly south for the winter.
Let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough.
Let's see that Golden Ticket.
Let's see!
Let's take a drink, Charlie. Nobody's watching.
Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it.
Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.
Lights, camera,
Lights, camera, action!
Like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike without notice at any point on the map.
Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
Look at it, Grandpa, see for yourself!
Look at me, everybody. I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me. I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television!
Look at me. I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television!
Look down, Charlie.
Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!
Look, I'm a bird!
Loompaland? There's no such place.
Lot 403.
Loving child,
Madames et monsieurs, maintenant nous allons faire un petit voyage par bateau.
Madness! It's tomato soup!
Make 'em work nights.
Make the finest wart remover in the world.
Many more important things.
May I introduce myself?
Meine Dammen und Herren,
Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre Aufmerksamkeit.
Memo bis punitor delicatum!"
Mike, get away from that thing!
Mike, the country wants to hear from you. The world is waiting...
Mike, would you tell us...
Mike! Where are you?
Mike? Why's he taking so long?
Million pieces take a long time to put together.
Miss Violet Beauregarde, finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket Number Three,
Mmm, I got a plum.
Mmmm, not bad.
Mmmmm... this stuff is terrific.
Mom...?
Most people are pretty interested. I know I'm interested.
Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader, a philosopher...
Mr. Gloop, would you mind saying...
Mr. Wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic invention:
Mr. Wonka, can you send other things?
Mr. Wonka, can't we sit down for a minute?
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan!
Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan!
Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids?
Mr. Wonka, what's that they're filling it up with?
Mr. Wonka?
Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me?
Mrs. Gloop, would you care to say a few words to the television audience?
My boy...
My chocolate!
My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate.
My dear boy,
My dear friends,
My dear sir, what a genuine pleasure.
My dear Veruca, what a pleasure.
My dress, my hair, my face! Ohhhhhh...
My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
My very latest and greatest invention.
Never between friends.
Never mind, Charlie.
Never mind. Go on, open it, Charlie. I want to see that gold.
New shipments are being sent to different points around the globe,
Nicely handled, Veruca. She's a girl who knows where she's going.
Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land.
Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling.
Ninety nine...
No more Golden Tickets.
No one knew where, no one knew when the first one would hit.
No one's going to pay for it, Charlie. I'm giving it up.
No sirree, you don't!
No telling what?
No touching, no tasting, no telling.
No, certainly not. This is for very big warts.
No, Grandpa, the last one was a fake. It said so in the papers.
No, I want one of those!
No, no, don't speak.
No, no, I won't hold you responsible.
No, no, no. Absolutely not. There'd be children floating around all over the place.
No, no, that's not Slugworth. He works for me.
No, Oompa Loompas.
No, there'll be nothing left.
No! Don't. Please.
Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out.
Nobody ever goes in...
Nobody's gonna hear about this.
Not 'til you're twelve, son.
Not a grown up.
Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.
Not enough hours in the day.
Not even Mr. Slugworth, could steal them.
Not ready yet, though, still too weak. Needs more gelignite.
Not since the tragic day that Willy Wonka locked it.
Not to Charlie it wasn't.
Not two hundred.
Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts.
Nothing to worry about, my dear lady. I take good care of my guests.
Nothing's happening.
Now help me up.
Now hold on tight. I'm gonna really open her up this time and see what she can do.
Now I am gonna be sick!
Now I suppose you all know how ordinary television works.
Now listen carefully because I'm going to make you very rich indeed.
Now remember, no messing about.
Now that all the tickets have been found, I don't have to hide them anymore.
Now this piece of gum here is one that I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record.
Now watch the screen.
Now we know who makes the chocolate.
Now what's going on out there?
Now would you all please put these on.
Now, Charlie, you take the nitric acid and the glycerine,
Now, don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head Augustus.
Now, if you opened two hundred Wonka Bars, apart from being dreadfully sick,
Now, mixed together in the right way these three highly dangerous ingredients
Now, of course, I'm right back on gum.
Now, the combination...
Now, the name soon to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee.
Now!
Now.
Now. Button, button, who's got the button?
Now. There are only four tickets left in the whole world,
Offhand I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something.
Oh yeah, I'm fine, Charlie.
Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Please, forgive me.
Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles,
Oh, I don't know, Charlie.
Oh, I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.
Oh, isn't it high! Gosh!
Oh, it's even in my shoes!
Oh, make him stop, Daddy!
Oh, oh, oh, I feel terribly strange...
Oh, the pressure'll get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands.
Oh, well then you know all about it
Oh, well, I'll get it right in the end.
Oh, well, then I guess I'll be going.
Oh, well, then I guess I'll be going.
Oh, what's he saying?
Oh, yes, well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out.
Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've gotta go forwards to go back.
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Oh. Oh! This is great!
Ohhhh, looks good enough to eat.

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