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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Adieu adieu parting is such sweet sorrow
Ah kill it janet
All about everybody ladies first and that means broke up if she's a lady i'm a vermicious canet
And now my dearest lady it's time to say goodbye no no don't speak for some moments in life there are no words run along now
Anything you want to do it want to change the world there's nothing to it
Argue argue
Behold the longer mobile of thing of beauty is a joy forever
But charlie don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted what happened he lived happily ever after
But hurry please we have so much time and so little to see
Did you say everlasting gobstoppers that's right for children with very little pocket money you can suck 'em forever
Don't you know what this is wrong it's the most amazing fabulous sensational gum in the whole world was so fat about it this little piece of gum is a three course dinner no roast beef but I haven't...
Everyone signed yes good on we go
Faster faster if we don't pick up enough speed will never get through
Fizzy lifting drinks they fill you with gas and the gas is so terrifically lifting that it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon
Grampa Joe
Grandpa this bananas fantastic it takes so real try some more the strawberries taste like strawberries the snozzberries taste like snozzberries snozzberries whoever heard of a snozzberry
He can't swim there's no better time to learn
Help police murder
Here try one of these what are they rainbow drops suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colours
Hold on everybody
Hold on tight i'm not exactly sure what's going to happen
I don't understand that the children are disappearing like rabbits well we still have each other should we press
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear speak a little louder next time
I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing
If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates
In spring time the only pretty ring time bird saying hey ding a ding a ding sweet lovers love the spring
It happens every time they all become blueberries
It will take the wonkavator
Lights camera action!
Mister walker I am extraordinarily busy sir I just wanted to ask about the chocolate the lifetime supply of chocolate for charlie
My dear friends you are now about to enter the nerve center to the entire wonka factory inside this room all of my dreams become realities and some of my realities become dreams and all
Nil desperandum dear lady across the desert lies the promised land
No no don't speak for some moments in life there are no words run along now
Now button button who's got the button
Now hold on type i'm going to really open her up this time and see what you can do
Now that's coats galoshes over here but hurry please we have so much time until middle to see wait a minute strike that
Oh you can't get out backwards you've gotta go forwards to go back better press on
One for you and one for you and one for you one of our charlie and one for charlie is she's got to I want to never was not swapping you too everybody has had one and one is enough for anybody
Places please the dance is about to begin
Pure Imagation
Pure Imagination
Pure Imagination
So shines a good deed in a weary world
So you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!
Spitting's a dirty habit I know a worse one
Swift illegal stronger than I am
That's exploding candy for your enemies great idea isn't it not ready yet though still too weak needs more gelignite
That's it ladies and gentlemen the journey is over
The egg decatur can tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg if it's a good egg it shined up and shipped out all over the world but if it's a bad it that'll issue
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
The suspense is terrible I hope it'll last
Their quadruple size geese which produce octuple size eggs there laying overtime right now for easter but easter 's over
This way please
Time is a precious thing never wasted
Wait a minute strike that
We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams
We have to get on the internet and we have so much time until little to do strike that reverse it
We have to get on we have to get on we have so much time and so little to do
Welcome it's nice to have you here
Welcome my friends welcome to my chocolate factory
Well well well too naughty nasty little children gone three good sweet little children left
What a disgusting thirty river 's industrial wish that you've ruined your watershed one cup is polluted is chocolate that chocolates that's chocolate I choquer river fantastic thing i've ever seen
What is this wonka some kind of fun house why having fun
Where is fancy bread in the heart or in the head
Where is fancy bred in the heart or in the head
Who got the air out of her quick there's no air in there that's juice juice would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once please what for
Who wants an everlasting gob stopper?
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once please what for for squeezing she has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes
Wrong sir wrong under section thirty seven B of a contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic c...
You get nothing, you lose, good day Sir!
You Lose! #willy wonka #you lose #you lost #loser
[Willy Wonka Whistle]