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He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

"He's Just Not That Into You" is a romantic comedy film released in 2009. The story revolves around a group of interconnected individuals navigating the complexities of love and relationships. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Ben Affleck, and Bradley Cooper, the movie explores the dating dilemmas faced by its characters. From misinterpreted signals to unrequited love, the film provides an honest and humorous take on the various stages of romance. You can stream or download the sounds of this delightful film here.

A bunch of gay peopIe put you up to this?
A girI can dream, though.
A Iot of time to work on the pIace.
A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome.
A wide interpretation of the word ''meeting.''
A wise person once toId me...
ActuaIIy been Iobbying to sit next to her singIe sister for weeks.
Ad saIes, this is Mary.
After my first date with NeiI...
Again with the sensitivity.
AIex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started.
AIex is Watts. Watts heIps Eric StoItz go on a date with Amanda Jones.
AIex, this is jacked.
AII I know about Conor is that he soId us this house.
AII right, I'm interpreting your siIence as tacit compIiance. Bye.
AII right, Iook, I wanna say something, okay?
AII right, Mary, I'II taIk to you soon. Thank you.
AII right, weII, I can teII you this:
AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike.
ALEX: Hey.
ALEX: I really genuinely love this person
ALEX: Minor oversight.
ALEX: Nash, you piece of shit. Come on. Maybe I shouId just
And a beer, pIease.
And a IittIe pIate of coId cuts, if there are any Ieft.
And aII of my friends used to teII me stories...
And aIso...
And also, if a guy wants to see you, believe me, he will see you.
And exhaIe, beIIy faII.
And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
And he was married for 1 5 years to a nice Iady.
And here's ''I don't wanna sIeep with you.''
And hopefuIIy, if you Iike it...
And how do you know AIex?
And I am obviousIy attracted to you.
And I haven't wanted to seem cIingy or psycho.
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it before he, you know, freaks out.
And I just....
And I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine.
And I thought maybe we couId taIk about it over coffee or something Iike that.
And Iet me guess:
And if they do, aII they're reaIIy thinking about?
And Iook, how fortuitous.
And it gets more obvious.
And it's Iike if the poIice wanna know who pIaced a caII, they couId trace it.
And Iying to me?
And now you have to go around checking aII these different portaIs...
And our new brother wouId Iike to co opt Dad's property before he's even dead.
And second of aII?
And smoking?
And smoking?
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending.
And somehow even he's married.
And that one answering machine housed one cassette tape...
And that yeIIow stuff is not hot mustard, it's the crab's hepatopancreas.
And the ruIe is this: If a guy doesn't caII you, he doesn't wanna caII you.
And then he caIIs and invites me to a party at his pIace.
And then he e maiIed me to my BIackBerry, and so I texted to his ceII.
And then he teIIs me that he's married.
And then the next time I caIIed he was with a woman...
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
And we faII asIeep on the phone after taIking for hours.
And when she gets up there and says those marriage vows to Devon...
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
And you guys aII buy it. You eat it up and you Iove it.
And you wouId be wiIIing...
And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline...
ANGELA: I used to think that I had never been dumped.
Anna gave me the oId, ''I'II caII you right back.''
ANNA: Maybe you shouId just stop texting.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
ANNA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
ANNA: Wow.
ANNA: You know, what I've been focusing my energy on...
ANNA: You're the best.
Another thing we're gonna do is move a little further away from....
Any word from Beth?
Anyway, my point is, Anastasia's the exception, not the ruIe.
Are we good?
Are you hearing from me or am I getting a caII?
Are you kidding me?
Are you okay?
Are you serious?
Are you smoking again?
Are you supposed to Iet them pass you by?
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
Aren't we gonna deaI with this?
Awesome. I knew it.
Back to work.
Back when everyone was just going to camp at the Y...
Back, back, back, back.
BARTENDER: What's up, girl? Hey.
Because I can't have someone Iying to me.
Because I had to return his pen.
Because I think some of your guys might be smoking.
Because if you are so IegitimateIy happy, honestIy...
Because of the signs.
Because that's you.
Because we're aII equaI, right?
Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.
Because you smeII Iike dog poo.
Because you told me not to call you if it was my class. It was.
BEN: ExactIy.
BEN: Hello? Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.
BEN: I know it's here somewhere.
BEN: Okay.
BEN: Shit.
BEN: So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?
BEN: Take a shower. Hey. What? Hi.
BEN: Think I just feII in Iove.
BEN: Yeah, the boat Iooks great.
BEN: You shouId try working on a shower.
Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. There you go.
BETH: Daddy, Iay down, okay?
BETH: Do you want anything eIse?
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?
BETH: We're gonna move.
BETH: What's the ? Why the big rush to get married?
BETH: Yeah.
BiII CIinton wouId be smart and sexy.
BiII, so you do exist.
BOTH: Bon Jovi.
Bow your head in gratitude.
Bring your hands together in front of your chest.
But don't stay on the Iot too Iong...
But I did offer to heIp you with your career...
But I didn't know if that wouId fit on the card. Love that.
But I have this one buyer...
But I think that we're aImost ready to start taIking about it.
But I....
But I'm so attracted to you. I just I want both.
But if he Iooks down and sees my numbers...
But if not, there are pIenty more out there Iike her, you know?
But it's not going anywhere. What is she doing?
But it's not just texting, it's e maiI. It's voicemaiI. It's snaiI maiI.
But maybe he did caII and I didn't get the message.
But maybe he is going out of town.
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending...
But that's the exception. We're not the exception, we're the ruIe.
But that's the same thing, right?
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me.
But the ruIe are guys Iike NeiI...
But there's a very nice gentIeman...
But these cannot come.
But we're kissing right now.
But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar.
But when I was hurIing my body onto yours...
But you can onIy be two things.
But you know what? Not everybody gets married, you know?
But you're out, I guess.
But your boat Iooks great.
But, you know, keep in mind that her sister Beth is stiII on the market.
By pretending to be gay?
CaII me.
Can I heIp you find something?
Can you excuse me a quick second? Too many Diet Cokes.
CATHERINE: Chug a beer.
Chad, the drummer who Iived in a storage space.
Cheated on me with my sister...
City Supper.
Come on, AIex, your turn.
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
Come on, my boy. Take it home.
Come on, Spiewak, it's not the Ice Capades.
Come on.
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
CongratuIations, you won.
Conor, you are the Liza MinneIIi of reaI estate.
CONOR: Yeah. Come on in.
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face in a good way.
Conor's never gonna caII you.
Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a Iot.
Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
Daddy, what is it? What happened? What happened?
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over some offering statements. You gotta
Devon seems Iike...
DEVON: I did not pause.
DEVON: Stay home. It's an end around. GEORGE: No, no, it's not. He's stiII got it.
Did any of you guys have a chance to get to the store?
Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here?
Did I ask you out?
Did I get any caIIs?
Did you hear when he said that it was hauntingIy beautifuI?
Dino, thanks again for Ietting me pay over the phone.
Do I caII back?
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
Do you think that's funny?
Do you wanna save our marriage?
Do you want a swim?
Doesn't matter.
Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.
Don't tiptoe around my feeIings.
Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks waiting to find out it's never gonna happen.
Don't worry, he's totaIIy gonna caII.
Don't worry, honey, Dad's gonna be fine.
Don't worry, I'II be there. I'II taIk you through it.
Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago.
End. Why, does it matter?
EnIighten me.
EspeciaIIy sexy.
Even if things don't quite work out.
Everything okay?
Everything's fine.
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.
Excuse me?
First of aII, I am not ''women,'' I'm just one.
First they were smaII. At first when I caIIed, he said, ''Good to hear from you.''