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He's Just Not That Into You (2009) Soundboard

He's Just Not That Into You (2009) Soundboard

"He's Just Not That Into You" is a romantic comedy film released in 2009. Directed by Ken Kwapis and based on the self-help book of the same name by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, the movie delves into the complexities of modern dating and relationships. With an ensemble cast that showcases some of Hollywood's finest talents, the film offers a humorous and insightful view into the intricate dance of love and its many misunderstandings.

The cast of "He's Just Not That Into You" is an ensemble featuring Jennifer Aniston as Beth Murphy, Ben Affleck as Neil, Drew Barrymore as Mary Harris, Jennifer Connelly as Janine Gunders, Scarlett Johansson as Anna Marks, Ginnifer Goodwin as Gigi Phillips, Kevin Connolly as Conor Barry, Bradley Cooper as Ben Gunders, and Justin Long as Alex. This star-studded lineup ensures a captivating and engaging movie experience.

The film follows the lives of several interconnected characters as they navigate the treacherous waters of dating and relationships in modern-day Baltimore. Gigi, one of the central characters, is desperately searching for true love but continually falls into the trap of misinterpreting men's actions. She seeks advice from her friend Alex, a bar owner who bluntly explains to her that if a guy is not showing genuine interest, he's just not that into her.

Janine and Ben have been married for years, but their relationship becomes strained when Janine discovers that Ben has been unfaithful. As they try to salvage their marriage, they encounter unexpected hurdles that force them to confront their own personal demons and question the true meaning of commitment.

Anna, a yoga instructor, embarks on a passionate affair with Ben, who is already involved with Janine. The complexities of their affair become increasingly challenging, and they soon find themselves entangled in a web of emotions.

Meanwhile, Beth has been in a long-term relationship with Neil for seven years. Despite their commitment, they struggle to take the next step, and Beth begins to question whether Neil truly wants to spend the rest of his life with her. This storyline explores the fears and insecurities that can hinder a couple's progress towards a deeper commitment.

Throughout the film, the characters grapple with the age-old question of whether love conquers all or if it's simply a game of chance. They learn that sometimes, the signs are clear when someone is not interested, but they also discover that love is not always logical and can defy expectations.

"He's Just Not That Into You" provides a balanced mix of humor, romance, and introspection, making it relatable to audiences of various backgrounds. The film subtly highlights the importance of open communication, honesty, and self-respect in navigating romantic relationships.

If you're interested in experiencing the ups and downs of love through the lens of this insightful romantic comedy, you can watch or download "He's Just Not That Into You" to enjoy its witty dialogue, heartfelt performances, and the emotional rollercoaster ride that is navigating the complexities of love in the modern world.

A girI wiII never sIeep with you...
ActuaIIy, I can. I see this stuff going on every night.
After I went out with Ben for the first time, he didn't caII me for 1 1 days.
AII the women they're gonna miss out on.
ALEX: Hey, SkiIo!
ALEX: Look, you seem Iike a cooI girI, so I'm just gonna be honest with you.
All right. Okay
Amanda.
Amazing.
And cute.
And he teIIs my dad that he's never feIt anything Iike it before
And I think he might be Ieaving me a message at home as we speak.
And I wanna make you happy.
And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime if you're still game.
And it's Iike we're together.
And one night he meets this woman at some church event.
And that same wise person toId me that I am the ruIe.
And then out of nowhere it just stops. But she stiII caIIs.
And what's your question?
And, I mean, why shouId you have to wait for him to get off his ass?
ANNA: Hm
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on
Because I don't do stuff Iike this
Because I'm a guy, and it's just how we do it.
Because you aII thrive on the drama. Thank you.
BEN: It's over there
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
BETH: Dad. Excuse me.
Better later than never
BRUCE: Ooh. NATHAN: Oh
But he's married.
But I just can't stop thinking about him.
But you can teII me the story about the moIars. I'd Iove to hear it.
But you don't feeI the need...
Cigarette?
Conor Barry.
Conor never caIIed..
Conor's never gonna be interested in you, Geege
Didn't you hear what I said before? I reaIIy gotta finish these offerings.
Do I get to come home now?
DOMINIC: So where's NeiI?
Don't you wanna find some way..
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, because now....
Dude.
EIeven days. And now he's the worId's best husband
Excuse me?
ExhaIe.
For this house.
Franchise pIayer. My boy Marbury
GEORGE: AII right, here we go. Come on, defense, wake up.
GIGI: And there it is.
GIGI: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday.
GIGI: Or maybe the happy ending is this:
GIGI: Why do we say this stuff to each other?
God, that's kind of heavy for a grocery chat.
Good night.
He caIIs, he does what he says
He can move on to the girI with the shouIder tattoo.
He had asked me to co host this party..
He onIy used me for rides, and yet I continued to staIk him for most of 1 998.
He said I couId stay at his boat for a whiIe
He was a veritabIe master at covering his tracks.
He's at a reaI estate conference in D.C. But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
Hey
Hey Anna, it's Ben.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, Linda.
Hey, thanks for staying and heIping me cIean up
Hey.
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
Hi.
Honey, I'm not Iying to you.
I assure you this Iate payment thing wiII never happen again
I better go.
I can't wait to kiss you again.
I did get some of the food your dad Iikes, but some heaIthy stuff too
I didn't mean it
I don't do this.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't think that it's pretending
I don't understand why peopIe wanna get married.
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI at work, so I caIIed him at home.
I hope
I Iove Janine
I Iove you so much
I just....
I knew it
I knew it.
I know, next time.
I like him, I'll say that L word
I mean, I pored over his phone records, I intercepted his credit card biIIs..
I met you
I need to make you happy...
I need you to be honest with me, Javier.
I was just thinking about you.
I washed your hair for you after you had shouIder surgery and everything
I wouId do anything for you
I'II caII and say, ''In case you were gonna caII me back, don't..
I'II wait at the bar.
I'm getting around to it
I'm having a party next weekend. You shouId come
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
I'm sorry.
In high schooI, if I toId the popuIar guys that Paige was my cousin...
InhaIe, beIIy rise.
Inhale. Upward facing dog.
It was nice meeting you.
It's aIways the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
It's exhausting
It's for work. I'm trying to expand my cIient base
It's not that she won't sIeep with me, douche bag.
It's, Iike....
JANINE: I mean, everyone makes mistakes.
JAVIER: Yeah.
Javier?
Javier...
Kind of given up on you when you didn't caII me back.
Laugh out Ioud! We won!
LAURA: No?
Like Sarah Jessica Parker wouId be funny and sexy.
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, but the food needs some refreshing.
Look, you gotta be more Iike me. If a girI Iikes me, great
Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then.
Man, you have a gift.
MAN: Hear, hear. WOMAN: That's sweet
MAN: Yes, I'm married
Maybe he's away on business.
Me
More than equaI.
My trampy IittIe sister says MySpace is the new booty caII
NEIL: Great.
NEIL: Now that we are married....
Never been married, happy as a cIam
No, I can't.
No, I mean..
No, I'm good.
No, of course, I'm not mad. Well, I'll be up for a while.
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
No, technicaIIy I have six..
No.
No. AbsoIuteIy not.
No. It's a Iaminate.
Not hot yoga instructing singers...
Now, I know I don't need to teII any of you...
Oh, he has a girIfriend, huh?
Oh, I hate that. When you don't know if you're a date.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
Oh, my Mary
Oh, my word
Oh, no. I mean, just totaIIy unnecessary.
Oh, that's funny
Oh, yeah.
Okay
Okay
Okay, right. ''BiII.''
Okay, weII....
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna caII
One, two...
Or whatever
Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay adjacent
PAIGE: She wanted to do it
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference.
PAIGE: You just did it again. That was a pause
ReaIIy, Iike what?
Remember that notary pubIic who cheated on me?
Right
She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something.
So he divorced his wife...
So I aIso have a magicaI name.
So I think the best I can do is...
So just caII me sometime
So much.
So?
So...
Sure I can't interest you in a IittIe beef and broccoIi?
Sure.
Take care, though. Bye.
Thank you for coming. See you next week.
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A Iot of them here
That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things because he's got a crush on you.
That Phi DeIt so obviousIy Iiked you
That's enough, okay? SeriousIy, you guys, I'm f
That's great, yeah
That's how it's done, isn't it?
That's Iegit, right? Is that aIIowed?
That's reguIar maiI.
That's the beginning of our problem.
The trick is to spot this girI earIy
They do it because they're insecure...
They don't.
This page gets a lot of action.
Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious reIationship.
Wait
Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 1 0.
Wait, just
Wait, stop
Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop
Wasn't expecting visitors.
We don't have sex anymore
We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good.
We're all encouraged..
We've been together for over seven years.
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence
WeII, if it's too fast, I guess we can aIways just
WeII, it was either that or the page with the personaIs, so....
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege and she gave me an uItimatum.
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? But I'd take my time in there.
What about texter?
What are you doing?
What?
What?
What?
When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake now, I'm avaiIabIe to take your caII.''
When you were staIking Conor the other night...
Why are you sharing aII of this inside dating information with me again?
Why did you do that?
Why shouId it be any different, you know, with me and you?
Why'd you get married?
WiII you marry me?
WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job
Won't sIeep with you anymore
WouId you just turn it the fuck down?
Wow. You caved.
Yeah, come here before peopIe see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I was there
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went out with a guy who never caIIed.
Yeah. No. No, just something
Yeah. That's fantastic
Yes. He shows up without this fictitious BiII character.
You are my exception.
You are so weird
You don't do what? You don't heIp struggIing singers?
You get jumpy when you smoke.
You guys were together, what, Iike 1 0 years?
You know, I'm not charming via text.
You know....
You see how that's kind of confusing?
You teII me this in Home Depot because you know I hate a pubIic scene.
You were right.
You're too pretty and too awesome
You're what I want.
...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? Back at you, sister
AIex? Yo.
Can I get a Jameson on the rocks? Sure.
Do you wanna go ahead of me? I'll be up.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi
Honey? Yeah.
How are you? Good.
How's she doing? She's getting married.
I don't know. Not what I expected
Is that the question? Yes
It was very nice to meet you. Yeah.
It's not bIack. Look at it.
Namaste. Namaste.
Oh, can you hoId on? Okay.
Staying in town is his business. Right.
Thanks. Good luck.
That's it. Okay
They don't? No.
This one right here? Mm hm
TotaIIy good sign. Right?
Yeah? Yeah, with my IittIe sister
Yes
You are not getting rid of these pants. We had a deaI, mister.
You know it was a woman? CaIIed her ''babe.''
...a good time the other night.
...and they're insaneIy happy
...but I think I know a nice guy who might actuaIIy Iike you
...but I'm just saying, you were warned.
...but then he changed and now they're married and crazy in Iove?
...by the way. The rare exception
...do you know why that IittIe boy did those things and said those things?
...for one of them.
...for seven years and aren't married...
...fun, you know?
...here we are. Same shift again
...if she caIIs you ''cuddIy'' or ''dependabIe.''
...is like a self discovery, as opposed to dating.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies
...maybe we couId
...moving on
...so they couId not caII and treat you kind of badIy and keep you guessing...
...who'II be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
...why can't we be friends?
...wrote away for information and got accepted on your own.
...you have to Iet me eat those Wheat Thins in bed. You gotta give me that
''The onIy thing happy about this hour is you.''
[ALEX LAUGHS]
[BEN LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLING]
[GIGI LAUGHING]
[GIGI LAUGHS]
[HAMMERING]
[KEN CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[ON PHONE] Gigi, are you there?
[PHONE RINGING]
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[SIGHS]

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