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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" is a hilarious comedy film released in 1996. Directed by Paris Barclay, the movie serves as a parody of popular hood films at the time. It follows the misadventures of Ashtray, portrayed by Shawn Wayans, as he navigates the dangerous streets of South Central Los Angeles. Marlon Wayans, Tracey Cherelle Jones, and Chris Spencer also star in this outrageous comedy, with appearances by legendary actors like Keenen Ivory Wayans and Bernie Mac. If you want to relive the laughter, you can play and download the sounds of this comedy gem right here.

About bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the 'hood,
After the devil made you, he broke the mold,
Age 1 9,
Ah, that'sdeep.
AII good, Know what I'm sayin'? I was about to eat breakfast, Hungry?
AII hooked up, partner, Give me my $1 3,
AII I know is I'd really Iike to take you out,
AII ready to go jump this fool in?
AII right, AII right, Not the dude, not the dude, AII right, Ready?
AII right, Let's play a Iittle game,
AII right, so what you wanna do, my man, is go to the corner,
AII right, sweetheart, Take care of yourself,
AII right, That's enough of all that sentimental stuff,
Ain't no future for you, And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray,
Ain'tthatsomeshit?
All right, getin there.
All right, ****a, help meout. Comeon.
All right,then. All right, playa. Stayup.
Amy Jo!
An all white jury has just handed out a racially biased verdict,
And always cross in the green, never in between,
And anotherthing.
And as for Grandma... Well, she's still Grandma.
And at nighttime, I want you to cut the hair on my balls,
And every now and again you get hot and bothered,
And he falls asleep,
And I got two crack houses on there, Pay me, You owe me all the money,
And I wanna Ieave the 'hood with you,
And if you bring any of them hos up in here,
And if you fall, you better pick your punk ass up!
And if you steal from a man,
And if you're serious, Iet me know,
And Iike me, don't Iet nobody give you no shit!
And makeanotherlefthere.
And most of all, I hate that black ass, Wesley Snipes,
And that's when things really got freaky.
And the money that you do win, I'II jack you for it,
And the rest of y'all,,,
And tryin' to survive on welfare checks?
And we had the place all to ourselves.
And you believed her?
And you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass and you just,,,
And you wanna Ioad it up
And you're gonna have some chores,
Andthat'swhatlwant.
Anybody ever try and take your manhood?
Anyway, I think I'm in Iove,
Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex girl, You don't want any of that boy's old scraps,
Apparently, her mom must have forgot her purse or somethin',
Are those Girbauds? Shit, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man,
Are you crazy? What the hell did you do?
Are you just tryin' to get some from my momma?
Are you my daddy?
Are you OK, man? You got hit by the bullets, man?
Are you thirsty?
As a matter of fact, get out! Get out of my bed! Get out of my house!
As for Dashiki and I, we got married.
Ashtray, wake up,
Ashtray, you Iittle bitch ass motherfucker,
Baby, do me a favor and pass me that shit over there,
Baby, you really Iove me,
Bartholomew!
Be turned,,,
Because all the rappers are takin' all the good actin' jobs,
Because the honorable EIijah Mohammad AIi
Before you go, won't you read me a bedtime story?
Better than my wildest fantasies.
Bitch!
Break all yourselves!
Break yourself, ****a,
Break yourself!
Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on!
Bring your simple ass, Tray!
But after my master's, I thought I'd take a break,
But I can't teach you how to be a man,
But I don't know why,
But I guess I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility,
But I just feel so comfortable with you,
But if you feel Iike the game is over, then we can Ieave,
But it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow.
But it won't happen again, see,
But now he's paralyzed from the waist down after a drive by.
But now, he's just plain confused.
But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off?
But you can't take the 'hood ****as out of Dashiki,
But you special,
But you've still got that plunger in your ass, So you're cryin',
By standin' my ground and havin' my homies watch my back,
Bye bye,
Can you tap that white girl for me?
Can you,,, Can you do me a favor, my brown skinned angel?
Catch,
Come here, you old fool dog, mark ass trick, Give me some Iove,
Come on in,
Come on now, baby, you talkin' to Loc Dog,
Come on,
Come on,
Come on, baby, Magic Ieg, give me some Iuck,
Come on, girl, It ain't gonna hurt you,
Come on, Grandma, I don't wanna do nothin' Iike that,
Come on, I gotta go to the store and get some more 40s,
Come on, man,
Come on, motherfucker, Give me your best shot,
Come on, Pop, You gotta be 1 8 and older,
Come on, Tray, Let's get outta here,
Come on, We're gonna do it,
Come over here and give your grandma a hug,
Cool,
Cool, cool, cool,
Crazy Legs' dream of becomin' a dancer finally came true.
Cute Iittle kid,
Damn,
Damn,
Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that,
Damn, them fake teeth are hard,
Damn! Hey, Tray, if you can't get nothin' here, you're gonna die a virgin,
Damn! This is some good shit,
Dashiki, fool,
Dashiki, I'm not ready to be no father right now,
Dashiki!
Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money!
Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes,
Dick covers her with a pillow 'cause she's noisy,
Did you brush your teeth? Let me see,
Didn't I tell you to clean your room?
Do my eyes not deceive me or am I Iookin' at the goddess Isis herself?
Do my homework, since you wanna be a such a smart ass,
Do you drive an automobile?
Doctors say I ain't ever gonna walk again,
Domino, ****a! Yeah!
Don't ask how come,,,
Don't ask! I said don't ask!
Don't cut him no slack!
Don't get caught in the white man's self perpetuatin' unemployment
Don't show, or just don't care
Don't try anything, all right?
Don't worry, Legs, man,
Don't worry, They won't be necessary,
Don't you go nowhere, You're in good hands now, girl,
Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species?
Doo Rag, your mind,,,
Either they don't know,
Energy, Eager man, Yes, I Iike that,
Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger,
Excuse me, You know where I could get some water?
Father's name I don't know,
Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, maybe at a bank,
Finally, someone from the 'hood is gonna make it,
Fixed my hair, made sure it was slick and greasy,
Floats Iike a butterfly and stings Iike a bee!
Fool, Dashiki was born pregnant, What else is new?
Fool, get off me!
Fool, get your crusty behind away from me!
Fool! Break yourself!
Fool! I told you, I don't want no damn Watchtower.
For real, I got bigger and better plans,
Fresh air, fresh fish,
Fuck it, Let's just dance, I ain't puttin' my gun down,
Gang?
Get in there and clean that room in the next ten minutes
Get my nails done, get my hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car?
Get out of my house!
Get out!
Get out! And take your shit with you,
Get outta here, man! Get outta here!
Get the head! Come on! Move your body!
Get the map, Get the map,
Get to a good one, There we go,
Gettin' Iocked up in the city ain't the same,
Give it up!
Give it up! This is a jack move, fool,
Give me my money back,
Give me my money, I want my money,
Give me some,
Give me the man,
Give me them dice,
Give up hope, Look at me, Dreams are for suckers,
Go about three blocks down and make a right and you'II be right there on Crenshaw,
Go OId School, go OId School,
Good night, Pops,
Good to see you too, Miss Williams,
Got you! Come here, you punk!
Grandma, you better stay off my end or I'II smoke your ass,
Growin' up in the 'hood without a,,,
Have a nice day, Oh, yeah,
He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker,
He's good,
He's the most dangerous OG on the set,
Hear what I'm sayin'?
Height six deuce, baby,
Hell, no, fool, That's a ten dollar food stamp, Better bring back my change,
Hell, no, Her momma, She the freak,
Hello,
Hello, everybody,
Hello, I'm Mr, Walker, I'm your examiner for today,
Her mom had just gone to church.
Her right, Her right, Her right, Her right,
Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life
Here we go,
Here,
Here,
Hey, baby, we havin' a boy,
Hey, baby, you wanna dance?
Hey, brother, How you feelin', man?
Hey, fool, it wasn't me, I didn't hurt nobody,
Hey, girl, How you doin'? My name is Loc Dog,
Hey, Grandma,
Hey, Grandma, You got the juice now,
Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive ass dream,
Hey, man, Ain't that Dashiki over there, kissin' that fool, man?
Hey, man, Check out that six four,
Hey, man, Come on in, PIease allow me, You a guest in my house, man,
Hey, man, he's goin' into convulsions!
Hey, man, you got everythin'?
Hey, Miss Lady Bitch, Hey, I'm talkin' to you,
Hey, ****a, Iight that shit up, Fuck me up,
Hey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every ****a at the party?