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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) Soundboard

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) Soundboard

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" is a hilarious, satirical comedy film released in 1996. The movie, directed by Paris Barclay, parodies the popular African American hood films of the early 1990s, such as "Boyz n the Hood," "Menace II Society," and "Juice." With its exaggerated humor and over-the-top characters, the film provides a fresh and entertaining take on the genre.

The cast of "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" includes some talented comedians who bring their A-game to the movie. Leading the pack is Shawn Wayans, who plays the main character Ashtray. Marlon Wayans, his real-life brother, joins him as Loc Dog, Ashtray's cousin. The Wayans brothers not only star in the film but also co-wrote the screenplay, showcasing their comedic genius.

In addition to the Wayans brothers, the cast boasts an array of talented actors who deliver memorable performances. Anna Maria Horsford portrays Ashtray's stern but loving mother, Mrs. Johnson, while Tracey Cherelle Jones plays his sassy and outspoken girlfriend, Dashiki. The movie also features Chris Spencer as Preach, another neighborhood friend of Ashtray, and Isaiah Barnes as Crazy Legs, a wheelchair-bound character known for his breakdancing skills.

The film's plot revolves around Ashtray, who moves from the crime-ridden streets of South Central Los Angeles to live with his father in the peaceful suburbs. However, life in the suburbs is not as idyllic as Ashtray expects. Through a series of hilarious misadventures, the movie satirizes the challenges and stereotypes faced by African Americans in urban communities.

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" expertly tackles various social issues, including gang violence, police brutality, drug abuse, and dysfunctional families. However, it approaches these topics with a comedic twist, ensuring that the audience is entertained while also shedding light on serious matters. The film cleverly uses exaggerated characters, outrageous situations, and clever one-liners to address these themes.

One of the film's highlights is its witty and memorable dialogue, filled with jokes, references, and wordplay. The humor ranges from subtle to outrageous, leaving no stone unturned. From its opening scene to its closing credits, the movie bombards viewers with a constant stream of laughter and quotable lines.

The soundtrack of "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" is also worth mentioning. Released in 1996, the film embraces the spirit of the hip-hop and R&B music of the time, featuring tracks from popular artists. From the opening credits with "The Payback" by James Brown to the memorable scene set to Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It," the music enhances the film's comedic moments and captures the essence of the era.

For those interested in experiencing the uproarious humor and catchy soundtrack of "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood," the movie is widely available for streaming or purchasing online. The film guarantees countless laughs and a nostalgic journey into the world of 90s hood movies.

To further immerse yourself in the movie's atmosphere, you can also play and download the sounds featured in "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" at various online platforms. Allow the dialogue snippets, music, and sound effects to transport you back to the hilarious and satirical world created by the talented cast and crew.

And that's what God expects from His sheep!
Before I knew it, the door burst open and there was her momma.
Bullets of knowledge,
But because you have Iess than a high school education,
But there's somethin' we need to do before we go,
Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back!
Come on, Iet's hold the porch down!
Come on, kids,
Come on, ****a, Let's help him,,,
Damn, girl,
Dick thrusts his Iarge member into her waiting vagina,
Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for that? How many chocolate milks?
Don't be givin' that Iittle kid no alcohol,
Drive, motherfucker! Drive!
Fuck it, Let's go twist these ****as in a cat bag, man,
Gee, wasn't he cute? Did you see his butt, though? It was hairy,
Get the collection plate round on that side,
Get your stinky asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust, fool,
Get yourself a real woman,
Give me a dollar and I'II Ieave you alone,
Give me a knife, boy, Keep it down, man, Keep it down,
God expects you to do what the Lord wants you to do,
Here you go, sucker, I mean, brother,
Hey, could you Iine me up in the back?
Hey, girl, the dog don't bite unless you ask me,
Hey, hold up, Can I ask you a question, Pop?
Hey, man, Fuck this, I'm goin',
Hey, what's up, ****as?
Hold on, You use a condom?
Huh?
Hurry up and buy,
I ain't worried about jail, Shit, I don't give a damn about goin' to jail,
I can understand how a pretty girl Iike yourself might make a man a Iittle sick,
I couldn't believe this was happenin' to me.
I don't usually be kissin' Iike that when I first meet someone,
I got seven kids, I think I know what I'm talkin' about,
I guess it'd be all right,
I was foolin' y'all, man,
I was foolin' y'all, Those was jokes,
I'm comin'!
I'm on Long Beach, this brother still is here on community service,
If you hit a man, in time, his wounds will heal,
It was a misdemeanor, so I thought we'd be out right away.
It was nice meeting you, We'II be in touch,
Let's go!
Loc Dog's gonna take good care of you, baby,
Luckily, I wasn 't alone here in the 'hood
Make yourself at home,
Man, he stinks,
Man, I got that ill killer shit, Guaranteed to fuck you up,
Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man,
Man, I'II suck your dick, man,
Maybe you and I could make a Iittle jungle fever?
Mind your business, Oh, this is my song!
No, you see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls
Nothin', son, Go ahead, Tell me about this girl,
Now where's my money you stole, you Iittle hoodlum?
Oh,
Oh, girls, Come on, Pops, Now, you know I be gettin' mine,
OK, So anyway,,,
On sale, Come on!
Or why come the pastor got to have a nice car,
People, you see a couple of your homies up in there,
Psst,
Right this way,
She's movin' out of the 'hood in a couple of days and I wanna go with her,
Snap, No, Iittle man,
So you know, the pussy's big, It's Iike a room,
Take that, motherfucker!
That beatin' the police give me didn't slow me down a bit,
That sounds nice, but I'm Ieavin' the 'hood in a couple of days,
That's all part of the white man's plan,
That's Swahili for doggy style,
There are no gun factories in the 'hood,
There's all kinds of bitches up in here,
Three,
Toothpick, you're trippin', man, ******, that's old news,
Two thousand zero zero party, oops! Outta time!
Two,
Two,
We didn't even do nothin',
Well, congratulations, You got yourself a job,
Well, Iook, I know I just met you, but you're welcome to come along,
What about that time you shot Byron? Ain't that black on black crime?
What's up?
White people in the house tonight, White people, where y'all at?
Whoa! Now, that there is somethin' special,
Wrong! Ain't nothin' wrong with welfare checks, It's free money,
Y'all fools get busy,
Y'all,,, Come on, man, Y'all ain't ever been in the shower with a man,
Yeah, my,,, Hey! My turn, Here we go,
Yo, Loc, man, Dashiki's pregnant,
Yo! How are you doin', man? How's it goin'?
You all done, There we go,
You bound to driz own!
You don't Iook so tough now, Iittle ****a,
You there! Get out of the truck and put your hands in the air.
? Prepare for mic fights ? And plus the Cold War
? Where the party at? ? Where the party at?
AII right, I'm out, AII right,
AII right, just one, That's all I need,
AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on! (screams)
and all types of ill shit, Yeah,
Cigarette? Ashtray,
Come on, Let's go,
Damn! You gotta start all over,
Deal, deal, deal! AII right, ****a, Chill,
Hey, beautiful, PIease,
Hey, mister, What's up, Iittle man?
I'm gonna have to call you back, Right now, Sister!
Oh, by the way, my name is Ashtray, My name is Dashiki,
Preach on, Reverend! Ain't that the truth!
Punk, Tray, bring your simple behind on,
Right there, Right there, Yeah,
Tray, you see that bitch over there? I see her,
What up, ****a? Oh, damn, What up, Grandma?
What's that short for? The gun my mom used to shoot my dad,
What's up, Iittle man? Shh,
Yeah, what's that? Fuck 'em,
You stayin' with your daddy for good? Yeah,
? 'Cause you weak in the knees, like SWV
? A duffle bag full of guns, son, dipped in black
? And critical mic cords, hangin ' like umbilical cords, dope swords
? Batty boy, you goin' dead, and if he no die, well, you wounded him again
? Before I do autopsies on these MCs
? Booty makers, put our hand in the air Booty makers, put our hand in the air
? Butt naked, baby, get busy
? Butt naked, get busy
? Can't get a ****a like Don dime a dozen
? Cash it in, and get ten dollars back
? Check it, slick majestic, broke mics are left infected
? Detroit, freak it out, freak it out now
? Freak it out, freak it out, freak it out now
? Ghostface in Madison Square is on your poster
? Hopin' in your mind you'll be released one day
? How you makin' young ladies scream and shout?
? I hear he got you all locked down,
? I hold a title, enhanced how my belt was won
? I know you want to diss me, but I can read your mind
? I love the way you shine
? I prolong Extravaganza, time sits still
? I'll put a string of pearls right in your hand
? I'm fallin ' like Dom P I once popped the cork
? Into your chamber like Freddy enter dream
? Is it affection you need
? My low cut fade stay bushy like a porcupine
? My repertoire is USSR
? Never hesitate when it comes to puttin ' food on your plate
? No heart pumpin ' Their organ missin ' somethin '
? One dose of my ferocious handheld trigger cuts
? Organized gang slinger jive
? Pass it in your thing, put valve up to twelve
? Put your bifocal on, watch me a cometh
? Side effects of hot raps and hot tracks
? So if you swingin ' on things Or down to gangbang
? So if you swingin' on things Or down to gangbang
? Splatter head lyrics I lick through your transmit
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? The east to the west
? The east to the west
? They don't call me Big Bun for nothin'
? This rhyme you digest through the RZA console
? Trueness, yeah, they get no props
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? What good is a diamond nobody can see?
? What? My style's ridiculous Who's gettin' with that spectaculous
? Wig blown off the ledge by the alleged, full fledged, sledge RZA edge
? With a freestyle, sharper than the Indian spear
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin ' at your door
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? You asked for it, shot up the jams like syringes
(? Let's Lay Together by R. Kelly)
(? We Got More by Digital Underground)
(gunshots)
(heroic music)
(ice cream van music)
(man) There are no cocaine fields,
(music in style of Vogue by Madonna)
(Tray) After stompin' one of Toothpick's boys, we knew we had to get backup.
(Tray) Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the 'hood.
(Tray) Preach was a former gang member turned activist.

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