Aloha (2015) Edit

A double espresso.

A flicker of an impossible dream and an avalanche of emotional chaos.

A well aimed shot from a weapon sounds like nothing else. It's like...

Aah, you're back.

Aah!

Aah! I've waited for this.

Absolutely.

After Kabul, I'm surprised you can make a joke.

Ah!

Alive again, back from the dead.

All flattened out there with everybody else, so it's

All our plans.

All right, Gilcrest, I want to introduce you to your Air Force liaison. A fast burner.

All right, Mitchell, be cool. Relax and enjoy a bitching summer.

All right, so...

All right, start with the blessing, and we'll move on from there.

All right, you two.

All right. I'm gonna I'll see you at the table.

All systems are looking good at this time.

All those dots are satellites.

Aloha, boys.

Aloha, Woody.

Aloha.

Alpha Romeo over Rabbit Island, 2000 feet.

An awkward silence lasts four seconds. I'll end this in three.

Ancient Hawaiian spirits begin to appear.

Ancient tribal warriors that are paying respect to their ancestors.

And Brian Gilcrest is coming over.

And did you get the girl?

And drop.

And drop.

And frankly, just floating the idea of you and me as a couple...

And free cell phone service. We don't get but one bar.

And he got us this corner house, and I really don't wanna lose it.

And here I am complaining about nothing.

And here we go.

And I don't wanna wind up a decal on your laptop.

And I put it back together by myself.

And I'm sorry, but...

And let's just be honest, it'll end as it began.

And look at the excitement in the air.

And now you're gonna go to the Hill and you are gonna testify.

And one more thing, Mr. Three Day Beard Boy.

And some shots.

And that was it. That changed my whole turn on military.

And that's how you hang a flag.

And that's it? That's all we have to say about it?

And they mess with the photos of the old airmen.

And this crazy little Mayberry base...

And welcome back.

And what do I know?

And what do I really have to offer you?

And you have my word, as a member of the 15th Airlift...

And, oh, it will not go well.

And, uh, you wrecked everything.

And, with some power, drop back down.

Anyway, heh...

Are we?

Are you aware of the so called Arrival myth?

Are you dressed?

Are you familiar with the Hawaiian god Lono?

Are you leaving?

Are you Lono?

Are you trying to play matchmaker now?

Aren't you?

As a kid, I looked up and felt the future.

As if I knew him. That's...

Beautiful.

Because I couldn't breathe.

Because you're a workaholic who creates work to avoid real work.

Begin control status.

Bless you.

Both of you, come on.

Boy, did I mess up in Kabul.

Brave Angel? What are you doing?

Brian, that is bizarrely sweet of you and completely unnecessary.

Bring up the deck from the Helena Project in '05, okay?

Bumpy, mohe, my old friend, this is your nation, but we are in America.

BUMPY. One year, I went out and played poker. Didn't do anything else.

But before that all came apart, there was greatness in this guy.

But he's gonna be home tomorrow.

But I don't like to hate.

But in five days, sadly, I'm the departure.

But that money you pocketed from the Afghanis, that was different.

But to me, you see, a vacation can't be an ultimatum.

But up strong.

But you made us look good. I'll take all the credit, of course.

Butt kick, stick it to the back. Nice.

By the way, my ex spouse did not give me the heave.

Call it what you will, captain. I go hard, I go deep, sometimes I break things.

Call me sir.

Can I get your autograph?

Can I give you a lift, captain?

Can you think of a way to make I'm a fighter pilot sexy?

Can't buy the sky, Carson.

Captain Allison Ng, sir. I know you have a meeting.

Captain Ng, this is Carson Welch.

Captain Ng?

Captain, come on. Not every noe lani is a puka lani.

Carson wants to speak to you. Wait in the hallway.

Carson Welch is very impressed with you.

Carson.

Check out my manliness. I've been working out. Right?

Cheers. Cheers.

Children of white missionary that stole our country in 1893. You get it.

Close, though.

Colonel, I'm here to save you, you great white obsolete whale.

Colonel. Nobody calls me Fingers anymore.

Come back! Come back! Come back!

Come on, brah.

Come on, let's move!

Come on, Roy.

Communications and freedom?

Congratulations. You're a hero.

Contractors are running everything.

Cool room.

Cut at the corner of your eyebrow...

Dear Tracy.

Decorated two years ahead of schedule. General Dixon's favorite.

Demonstrations, riots, problems with your promotion, strange incidents.

Designed to help six poverty stricken countries in the Pacific Rim.

Did you almost marry my mom?

Do a little old school sound transducing.

Do any of those adventures wear dresses?

Do I need help? Heh.

Do not penalize me for not being one of those flowery people...

Do you need help?

DoD says the Chinese might have hacked into the payload.

Don't ever have any regrets.

Don't get lost now.

Don't pretend like you don't remember.

Don't resign, all right? You'd have better luck talking to privateers.

Don't say a word. You let him say what he has to say, you sit there, you take it.

Don't stand up, Gilcrest.

Don't text your father about the washer, honey. He's in Kuwait.

Don't think about your arms.

Dude, I love my lawn.

E mails, uh, trying to bail my brother out online, parking tickets.

Enough of this make out session. Focus on the launch.

Especially you.

Even if I was NRC), captain, I couldn't tell you, but I'm not.

Every night...

Every satellite...

Everybody I've gotten close to, I've managed to detach myself in some way.

Everybody knew a little, but nobody knew everything except...

Everybody wants to launch a rocket.

Exactly.

Exclamation point there.

Excuse me, lips moving. Talking to you both.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse you. Stop it!

Fantastic.

February 11, 1983, I asked for a telescope.

Filling out a report on me?

Finally, I got a crappy second chance.

Fingers.

First game was on a military base.

Five, four...

Flirting with ****stani princesses. Yeah, yeah.

For a year, I waited for scraps...

Fourteen agriculturally perfect acres on the other side of this mountain.

General Dixon, sir.

General Dixon. Shit is going on.

General, there was a weaponized second payload on Brave Angel.

Get it, get it, get it. Yeah.

Get lost, Gilcrest.

Gilcrest.

Gilcrest. Carson. Come on.

Global One is running the lead on this operation.

Go ahead and launch, and I'll grab the hack.

Go be with Captain Ng.

God bless America!

Gonna threaten the whole world. Something in the sky.

Good bye, Roy.

Good evening, captain.

Good evening. Then he left with his beer.

Good evening. Welcome to my home.

Good times.

Good times. When's the last time we worked together?

Good to go.

Good to see you, sir.

Grace, could you just go down and check on your brother?

Gracie, work on your formal dress like we talked about. Mitchell, camera down.

Great to see you. Aloha.

Guam? Really?

Ha ha ha. And I go, Right on, brother.

Ha, ha, ha! Because you didn't show up on our vacation.

Ha, ha, ha! Because you didn't show up on our vacation.

Handful of words, boiled down.

Happy holidays, general.

Happy holidays, sir.

Happy New Year, Carson. There you go.

Happy New Year's, general.

Have you met a baby named Don?

He closed with, I moved in the second she was available...

He comes to me and goes, Uncle, you like warm water?

He hates these cans!

He left last night.

He wanted to arm America with his own nuke.

He's a fierce man, sir. He's a descendant of King Kamehameha the Great.

He's got kind of...

He's important to us, so don't screw this up.

He's just a brilliant...

He's like a...

He's morally bankrupt and the guy you get to do your dirty work.

He's your guy.

Heard you popped your balloons in Afghanistan. Thought you were dead.

Heh, heh, yeah, like 50 times.

Heh. And you knew everything.

Heh. Enjoy.)'

Heh. Some. Some are for missions and some are for cities.

Heh. Yes, you are.

Hello, captain.

Hello, sir.

Hello?

Hello? Heh,

Here I am complaining about my sunglasses.

Hey, about tonight, sir...

Hey, Hula. Happy Saturday.

Hey, I called you five times last year.

Hey, I think that you came back here for a reason whether you knew it or not...

Hey, it's time, okay?

Hey, look up at 10:37 tonight because there is a Jupiter moon conjunction...

Hey, Woody.

Hey, you know what, I do remember.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, I just wanted to say, good luck with your career!

Hey! I refuse to talk to you.

Hey. Have you seen the latest spec of all the birds we have up in the sky?

Hey. That'd be off limits repartee for us, captain. I lone wolfed it all the way.

Hey. You did the right thing, Brian.

Hey)'

Hi. Heh, heh.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm. Kamehameha.

Ho.Huh.

Holy mackerel.

Home run ball coming off the bat.

Hopefully, the holiday spirit will have him in a good mood.

How can we make this work, Bumpy?

How can you relax on an ultimatum? The whole concept is stressful.

How does it feel to set back our footprint in the Pacific by a decade?

How does the myth end, so I know how to plan my summer?

How great that they met.

How is it that a high ranking professional is alone on the holidays?

How much does Gilcrest know, sir?

How was work?

How you doing?

How's the contractor job going? Miss the uniform?

I always miss Dad.

I am a quarter Hawaiian.

I am standing at the groundbreaking ceremony...

I am stuck babysitting the baby.

I believe everything you say.

I bet the whole Pacific is in play.

I called you because I think I have to tender my resignation.

I danced With the devil and I liked it.

I defended you when everybody said, You better watch out for that guy.

I didn't abandon you.

I didn't care.

I didn't get the memo on that. We don't know what's on this launch.

I didn't know you disliked me.

I didn't mean to actually talk about that.

I don't bring what happens up there down here.

I don't even remember why we broke up.

I don't think I'm ready to talk to you like a girlfriend...

I don't want her to get one minute older.

I feel silly.

I felt a lot of mana from the two of you tonight.

I find your manner very down to earth.

I found a life in spite of you, and you need to hear this...

I get it.

I got one more appointment with Bumpy, then the gate blessing.

I got Troy and Melissa here. I got a girlfriend's kid, Don.

I guarantee it. Let's do that.

I had things for us to do and things to tell you, and you, um, stayed in Guam.

I had three days planned in San Francisco.

I just completely lack that romantic gene.

I just hated the way you changed when Gilcrest came back to town.

I just need a little help. This is Captain Ng.

I just wanted you to show up.

I knew what was going on, about the skimming.

I know Bumpy. I helped him get elected.

I know what you know.

I know what you know.

I know you used to see my wife. And then somewhere in there he said:

I know your ex wife gave you the heave a year ago.

I know.

I left my sunglasses at the Kingdom.

I left the military and took a job with the biggest billionaire of them all.

I left you for dead in Kabul...

I like it.

I like the sleeves.

I liked him a little better when he was silent.

I love him.

I love you...

I mean, I'm just getting started here.

I mean, if we can't look up and see purity or promise, we are finished.

I mean, two years is too long to keep anything going, and I'd rather be alone.

I miss Dad.

I need you to believe in me.

I never get personal.

I never thought twice about it.

I really loved you.

I salute your elaborate system of denial, sir.

I saved you.

I saw that missile coming for me, and I didn't get out of the way.

I should go.

I think I

I think the sky is speaking to us.

I understand your reluctance. I know what it represents.

I used to have a cassette version and I lost it...

I volunteered to be your watchdog.

I wanna hear about your childhood.

I wanna know what you were like growing up.

I wanna know, heh, everything about you.

I want to introduce you to Brian Gilcrest.

I want you to have this. From Carson Welch's people.

I was on the fence till the door part, but that was the final blow.

I was sound transducing when you're still in a ballerina costume.

I was surrounded by all this brutal ugliness.

I work for Global One. Carson Welch is a private citizen...

I'd like to take you through how this is gonna work.

I'll be right back, captain.

I'll build another rocket.

I'll do it.

I'll take us on a flyby of the island.

I'm a big old deal around here. Got my name on the wall.

I'm a fighter pilot.

I'm a fighter pilot.

I'm always going.

I'm at a crossroads where I can't mess up.

I'm aware of the myth.

I'm Brian Gilcrest.

I'm Brian!

I'm delivering a blessing on a pedestrian gate.

I'm excited about this gig.

I'm getting the hang of this.

I'm gonna get some air. Ahem.

I'm gonna teach you Woodside children to salute.

I'm Hawaiian. You lost your signal.

I'm head of the department. I make my own hours.

I'm here because you needed a babysitter.

I'm just I'm stressed. I'm stressed.

I'm kidding. Can I leave a note?

I'm not sure if it's supposed to make it easier with him, you know, flying...

I'm on it, sir. Yes.

I'm sad.

I'm so powerful, I'm erect just thinking about it.

I'm sorry to disturb your Saturday.

I'm staying.

I'm stressed all the time. And if I'm stressed in Hawaii...

I'm sure you're gonna get NRO. Find somebody else to recommend you.

I'm talking about panic in the streets.

I'm tempted to say menehune.

I've never seen him do that.

In answer to your question, Woody doesn't speak.

In five seconds, someone's coming out and everything between us is over.

In position and normal.

In the world? Were they all gathered at a mountaintop and sing to you?

In this economy, that's enough to vaporize a marriage.

Is it true you cut a deal with Bumpy for the blessing?

Is that a yes?

Is that a yes?

It belonged to me.

It didn't have to be bold, just something.

It is a victory and an honor to steal you away this afternoon.

It seems very sophisticated.

It was me and two guys. We stepped on a PBD mine.

It was the Sudan.

It's a beautiful day for flight here at our equatorial launch site...

It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor...

It's a gift to give Brave Angel.

It's already in motion. Carson has the window. Time is a big factor.

It's an honor to be here.

It's bad for my brain.

It's been guys who are like me. I call them Alone Togethers.

It's been me for 13 years.

It's dangerous to spoof it with sound. You could destroy the whole thing.

It's four. That's not bad.

It's good to be back.

It's just a budget thing, Bumpy.

It's just Ng. It's short.

It's just such an expressive gift.

It's kind of the first night I'm truly happy I lived.

It's like a celestial traffic jam.

It's mesmerizing. Mm hm.

It's Ng. It's like ring, but without the R or the I.

It's not an Air Force launch. They let me know what they want me to know.

It's over.

It's probably just a reenactment.

It's something that you know.

It's the future.

It's the glint of the first satellites.

Just address the land and the sky...

Just around the bend.

Just go up the middle line of your body and drop it back down.

Just making sure we're still alive.

Just noise to me.

Just remember, the general always speaks first.

Just say it.

Just talk to me.

Just wanted to say hello before we landed.

Keith Richards looks like a teenager next to you.

Kesha could launch a satellite.

Killed it.

L'll go.

L'll go.

LACY. Welcome to your hearing, Gilcrest.

Let it go.

Let this be our longest conversation.

Let's bleach this hack. Who we got at Kaena Point Tracking Station?

Let's do some great stuff here.

Let's get you something to eat.

Let's just keep it to the gate and the blessing.

Let's just straight up talk about it before I explode.

Let's say it's Father's Day.

Like, maybe five, six years ago.

Like, you look into his eyes and it's miles of blue.

Listen to me. From this moment on, don't get near me.

Look at the size of that thing.

Look forward to hearing the rest at dinner. Thanks for the lift.

Love my lawn.

Love of country.

Majorly, captain.

Make love not war, huh?

Make that a triple.

MAN 1; on, yeah. MAN 2; Yeah.

MAN 6. Welcome, travelers.

Many, many times.

Maybe not all of it.

Maybe Purpose.

Me too.

Meet your watchdog.

Messed up bad in Kabul, Afghanistan, broke about 18 bones in two legs.

Middle of the night.

Miles of blue, remember?

Mitchell, time to put the camera down and join the land of the living here.

Mm hm.

Mm mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Ahem.

Mom, there's a new Santa outside.

Morning, sir. I'm so jacked for today.

Move quickly. We have a room in the back.

Mr. Gilcrest?

My dad drove to the Meade Telescope company in Long Beach...

My dad was half Chinese, half Hawaiian. And my mother is Swedish.

My first civilian gift to you.

My gift to you because we always ohana.

My God.

My man.

My Opinion?

My people respect you, and they want your approval for the community.

My teacher tells me that my arms are the problem.

Myths and bones and ghosts.

NASA was just another business looking for cash.

Never. Sir.

Next sign of the Arrival:

Nice shortcut, by the way.

Nice work, Gilcrest.

Nice.

No more than five. One, two, three, four

No, brah. Grab some food, listen to the music and go home.

No, I'm not.

No, no, no.

No, not a problem.

No, sir. Hi, Don.

No, that was the order. Yes.

No, we never discussed it.

No?

No.

Nobody tells me anything. I didn't know that.

Nobody wants to live where they are. They wanna be in a fantasy. All right?

Nope. Words and everything.

Not every gentle mist is a gate to heaven.

Not like this, pally.

Not me.

Nothing black and white.

Nothing's sacred.

Now teenagers in Equatorial New Guinea can't meet and date because of you.

Now that he's back with Welch, how much does he not know?

Now we're talking.

Now.

Oahu traffic, Seneca 128.

Of course, the old ex girlfriend.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. You absolutely sure about this?

Oh, hey, Dad.

Oh, how is Bono?

Oh, I don't know, sweetie.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I got personal with you.

Oh, now you're gonna compliment me?

Oh, that. Yeah, Bono talked me into that.

Oh, that's a tough asset to lose.

Oh, the hat.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Finally.

Oh. Heh heh heh.

Oh. That's lovely.

Okay, all systems look good.

Okay, drink water, not soda, and I don't want you to eat too late.

Okay, everybody, let's do it.

Okay, good night.

Okay, good. Send a message up there to Brave Angel fast.

Okay, I got it. Prepare for upload of the asset.

Okay, let's talk about Gilcrest.

Okay, not so fast.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

On video with the sounds of man in

One of the most unique

One, two, three, two.

Only in Hawaii, huh?

Ooh. Your people are crooks.

Or chipmunks. It's something.

Our appointment with the sovereign king...

Philanderers.

Pinging it through the first transponder, then out back through the system.

Plaything of billionaires, in bed with the military.

Poor Gilcrest. You took the vanity road, didn't you?

Prepare the deck for upload. No time for questions. Do it.

Present arms!

Private money's running the whole thing. We work for them.

Property they already owned a thousand years ago?

Propulsion system performance status, nominal.

Put the wings on this platter and take it out, along with the salt.

Really?

Release.

Release.

Relocating the gate will enable the Air Force's new partner...

Right on.

Round and round Round and round

Sacrifice and the healing of his wounds.

Satellite pirates with deep pockets, drunk with the idea of ruling the world.

Say it.

Say something.

Second stage. Main engine ignition.

See, that's just strong stuff. I think that just works.

She doesn't have to tell us what's on it either. No treaty for that.

She gave me the heave.

She handles all these ceremonies around here now.

She met some rich guy who sold comic books.

She showed up early and helped me with housework. I wanna keep her.

She tell you she was one quarter Hawaiian?

She's a great girl. Woody is a lucky father.

She's of Swedish descent, so I am a quarter Hawaiian.

She's on her way.

She's part of Hillary Clinton's Star Guard. Know what that is?

Shenanigans.

Short. Short's good.

Shut up and keep flexing your crazy fingers!

Sir, I will also be an invaluable addition to our joint mission.

Sir, I'd love to get a beverage.

Sir? If I may?

Sky has a lot to say tonight.

Small talk and conversation, Ng. There's no time for it.

Smooth.

Smooth.

So a military? Bigtime respect for them when they're doing the right things.

So finally we meet, right?

So good. Super, super good.

So much paperwork on this guy. A surprising amount of paperwork.

So things are good.

Some footage that I shot.

Something's coming.

Sometimes.

Sorry. Sorry. He's a Hawaiian myth buff.

Soul crushing mercenaries.

Speak to me in subservient English.

Stay away from Allison Ng!

Stay away from our girl!

Stay away from the cans!

Stella!

Stick around.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop teasing your sister.

Stop the car. Stop. Stop the car. Stop, stop, stop.

Stop the car. Stop. Stop the car. Stop, stop, stop.

Stop with the games.

Straight up. And back down.

Super, super good.

Symbol of a nation in distress. We're here.

Take those blue eyes and go to her.

Ten words.

Thank God.

Thank you for the hat, by the way. It's a nice souvenir.

Thank you, king. I'm deeply moved.

Thank you.

Thank you. Very thoughtful.

Thanks.

That girl lit up your sky.

That is the pull of the unknowable. That's the answer to every question.

That was all about land, cash and cell phones.

That was the summer of the Iridium flares.

That's good.

That's how we do things downtown.

That's my mom and dad.

That's nostalgia and a trap.

That's not a bad deal.

That's very interesting.

That's why we have a space treaty.

That's why your mom takes long walks.

That's...

That's...

The Arrival myth ends when Pele claims Lono...

The Arrival.

The best you can hope for is some trailer park honey falls in love with you...

The billionaires took over.

The entire idea of including sunglasses in the actual hat...

The fourth and fifth signs are lining up.

The future isn't just something that happens.

The Iridium flares?

The launch vehicle is ready for its most direct route to geosynchronous orbit.

The Royal Aloha. Mm. Careful on those steps.

The sky belongs to no one country and no weapons shall exist in the sky.

The sky is sacred. The shelter over all of us.

The sky. The future. Yeah.

The use of sound in space.

The weather for today's mission is good.

The weather for today's mission is good.

The wheels on the bus

The wheels on the bus Go round and round

The word is, something big coming through.

Then 2008 happened.

Then he walked over to me and put his hand on my shoulder and he said:

Then you become raindrops.

There he is.

There is a lot of mana up here.

There she is.

There was a second payload, with weapons...

There's a black outpost six minutes away.

There's a blessing we're gonna take care of on the new gate.

There's one more thing I need to do.

They just pulled me onto this. I thought we had till Monday.

They really did. What else can I do?

They say that you can tell most of the time by the sound.

They say the menehune come in with wind...

They were giving them away. Christmas is over.

They're looking for their burial sites. Show respect by looking down.

They're not home.

This black guy, could've been 20 something years old...

This is a big covert operation.

This is a great story.

This is all Gilcrest's fault.

This is crazy time.

This is good. Yeah.

This is important for our book.

This is not Gilcrest's fault.

This is protection.

This is the new military, captain.

This is the new.

This is what we get for letting civilians into space. Drop your bat, go out on a hit.

This one looks like a dual purpose launch vehicle that will amp up...

This, with weapons.

TNO, Gilcrest. Tell no one.

To be eased only through eruption...

Tonight...

Tracy's gonna flip out when she sees you.

Trust a girl who's been on the other side of your mega mess ups in the past.

Try going a little lower.

Two nights ago.

Uh oh.

Uh...

Up to the eyebrow. Good.

Wanna see something you've never seen before?

Wanted to thank them for the other night.

Warmest aloha, Mr. Kanahele.

Way to do it.

We are 20 minutes away from an incident.

We are taking command personally.

We are.

We got three wars going on right now. We're not in Coachella...

We had problems long before Gilcrest showed up.

We have stuff to deal with before the famous Gilcrest exodus. Look

We just need a 20 minute blessing.

We speak money, they speak myths and sky...

We will see you

We're combining two bases and moving the pedestrian gate...

We're gonna go.

We've been compromised. Moving up the launch.

We've got six and a half years invested in her.

Weapons, maybe.

Weapons? You think you saw weapons? Let me tell you what you saw.

Welcome to your expanded job description.

Well, anywhere you turn, somebody's heart breaks.

Well, captain, I feel that question in about 18 different parts of my body.

Well, captain, I will tell you this for sure...

Well, come on.

Well, hey, why don't you come for dinner?

Well, I don't hook up, I get deployed.

Well, let's see.

Well, neither do I!

Well, shit. Looks like we're down to dwindling resources, huh?

Well, that's too bad. She was a good one.

Well, there's one for each adventure, captain.

Well, this is gonna be a topic of conversation.

Well, who wants to help me clean up the Christmas decorations?

Well, you just broke that promise.

Well, you just have to work on your delivery, Ng.

Well, you shouldn't. I'm a contractor, nothing more.

Well, you wear silly well.

What am I saying?

What are all those stickers on your unit?

What did he say?

What do you think it is?

What is that?

What was your favorite cereal? What was the first car you drove?

What was your favorite pair of shoes?

What you doing?

What, now?

What?

What?

What?

What? Well, do you have what you want?

What's in the box?!

What's the yellow one?

When did you shoot this?

When she gets off the plane in Oahu, she likes to see Allison there.

When we get to the Kingdom, I'm gonna need Bumpy all to myself, you know that.

Where has that guy been?

Wherever you're flying, come back, I'll be waiting for you.

Whew. No, I messed that up.

Who's Brian?

Who's everybody? Everybody in the streets?

Whoa, whoa. I can't I can't give you back Hawaii, Bumpy.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo.

Why are you still here?

Why did it all go bad? Because cool guy here, Mr. Sexy Pants...

Why don't you just have what you want?

Why is that so exciting to me?

Why would anybody break up with my mom?

Will you do one thing for me?

Will you stop getting more beautiful? Heh.

Woody, I can't take this silence anymore.

Woody, you ready?