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Big (1988)

Big (1988)

Big is a beloved comedy film released in 1988, directed by Penny Marshall. Starring Tom Hanks as Josh Baskin, it tells the story of a 12-year-old boy who makes a wish to become "big" and wakes up the next day as a grown-up. The film also features Elizabeth Perkins as Susan Lawrence, a love interest for Josh, and Robert Loggia as MacMillan, the owner of a toy company where Josh starts working. The heartwarming and hilarious plot of Big captivated audiences and remains a timeless treasure. Experience the movie's delightful sounds by playing and downloading them here.

A brand new bathroom with a jet stream Jacuzzi.
A building is inert. A bug, it moves, it's got all kinds of possibilities.
A consumer s... survey and we were wondering...
A little piece of dough over there!
A prehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car.
Ah, that's me... Mr. Ridiculous.
All a 13 year old boy wants is a 13 year old girl.
All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."
All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."
All comments should be directed to Jack Taylor no later than Thursday.
All he said was, he didn't get it.
All right, let's take it over. We'll take it over! Ow!
All the same people having all the same discussion.
Although maybe it will work with a dog. I don't know.
Amphibian? He takes 10,000 G.I. Joes...
Ample closet space, a modern kitchen...
An electronic comic book? That's amazing.
And a string on the bottom and you pulled him forward, he'd waddle from side to side.
And am perfectly safe.
And buy all my accessories.
And even get outside...
And even if you did believe me, I didn't think
And Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder.
And he came from Data Processing.
And he exposed his heinie.
And I know...
And I played with my friends and hung out with them and...
And I realized...
And I sure don't know how to build one of those.
And I'm three months older than you are, asshole.
And I'm... I'm not ready for all of this.
And if you tell them anything that goes on in this room...
And kept spinning it out again and again and again.
And let you know I was okay.
And that is one fifth of the total revenue from all of last year.
And that we are targeting the same area...
And then he says, "It's not accepted accounting procedure."
And wait a minute. It's the Yankees' star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.
And when I got into the kitchen, he turned around and he pulled down his pants...
And you read it, and you have to make a choice of what the character's gonna do.
And you're not sitting there letting some machine do all the work.
And, uh, make it black.
And... ♪♪ [Continues]
Around seven dollars...
Ask him what I used to sing to him when he was a little boy.
Ask him.
Astro Blaster, Laser Might They're all the goddamn same.
Barbara, you are not going to believe this. Hold on.
Baskin!
Baskin! Rental delivery!
Baskin?
Beats me.
Before I met you, I was in Little League.
Bein' part of a family means sharing responsibilities.
Bet he gets another raise.
Billy, do us both a favor.
Billy, shut up! I'm your best friend! Please, you gotta believe me.
Billy, you stink!
Bob's office is bigger than my office!
Booger! Booger! [Yells]
Booger! Booger! [Yells]
Boom!
Brennen!
Bring down Rachel with you, all right?
Bring down your dungarees and stuff for the laundry, okay?
Buddy, we've been talkin' about this for months.
Busy?
But every bit of research and focus testing shows...
But I never liked the Galacticons.
But I... I used to... study, you know, the stuff, so...
But if it's...
But if we think that it could turn into something else, well...
But ours will also be in color. Did I say that?
But something really strange happened, and I'm really scared! I need your help!
But there's only one reason for me to stay.
But there's only one reason for me to stay.
But we have a very big presentation to give tomorrow...
But you don't drink coffee.
By the way, you may be older than that. [Laughing]
Bye.
Can any of you appreciate that?
Can't be any different than school.
Catch. Catch the dough. Catch!
Come on in.
Come on, George. You can't sell to the parents. You sell to the kids.
Come on, Miss Cheapo. A quarter! A quarter.
Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss the bus, and I can't drive you today.
Come on, Susan. He's just another link in the chain.
Come on, you guys. Stay together. [Children Chattering]
Come on!
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Go! Come on!
Come on. I'll drive you home.
Come on. We'll hit some after supper.
Come on. Why can't I go with you?
Cute. Can you walk the dog?
Dance?
Do you know what it's like to work eight hours and come home to this?
Do you mean sleep over?
Do you really like it?
Don't forget look him in the eye!
Don't play with the ra... Leave the, uh... Don't...
E K E. Yes, I can spell, young man.
Each page would be made out of six panels.
Even if you're attracted to someone...
Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster.
Every four hours. [Line Disconnects]
Every region of the country was sampled.
Everyone's an enemy.
Everything she says she'll say on her wedding night, only she doesn't know it.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Exactly. Come on.
Except they're on this rail, so you can't get off the road...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Do you know him? You know Josh?
Excuse me. I'll be right back. Oy.
Excuse me. This looks good.
Fill this out in triplicate.
Fill this out in triplicate. Five dollar filing charge.
Find that Zoltar thing, make your wish.
Fine! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Fine. Fine. Just go to your fancy party...
First it was Tom Caulfield. Then Handlen.
For earned run averages, field goal percentages, whatever.
Gave him a ride home, Paul.
Get back to the locker rooms and get on to your next class.
Get some air between you and the tramp... oline.
Give me the ball!
Give me the ball!
Give me the ball!
Give me the ball!
Give Rachel a kiss from her big brother.
Give... Give me the... Give me the...
Go away!
Go to the city, lay low for a couple days...
God. She likes you. I know she likes you. I'll find out, okay?
Goddamn Baby's off 60%.
Goddamn it, Billy Francis Kopecki!
Good night, Mrs. Baskin!
Good night.
Good!
Got it, need it, need it, got it.
Got it. I got it. Got it.
Great.
Great. But do I have to share my room? [Babbling]
Great. Why don't we meet you at the Ferris wheel?
Half hour.
Hands up on defense! [Ball Bouncing]
Happy birthday to you.
Has climbed from 27% to 45% in the last two years.
Have them edit out the commercials and stuff?
Have you always lived alone?
Have you been on this before?
He beat me up.
He didn't have to punch me.
He followed me a around that pillar there...
He gives too much homework. What'd you get on the test?
He had a birthday.
He had on a blue, uh, sweatshirt with a hood on it...
He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes off the first signal...
He says hi!
He takes the curve.
He was going for the throat, trying to eviscerate me.
He wipes the sweat off his brow, leans back and fires.
He... He ran in here. He ran into the kitchen.
He'll be coming back real soon.
He's a grown up.
He's got a cold.
He's had the roughest time with algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.
He's out of his mind. The old man has finally lost it.
Hello?
Here you are, sir.
Here, here. Wait.
Here, Paul. Take this, go over to the mirror...
Here's the windup and the pitch.
Hey, Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!
Hey, come on up.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey. Does it sound like I'm beggin'? I am.
Hey, I don't make the rules, kid.
Hey, it's after midnight.
Hey, Miss Patterson, could you call Media and have them send up...
Hey, mister, you want some of these fries?
Hey, no fair! Hey.
Hey, smell my neck.
Hey, this looks okay.
Hey, you're Josh Baskin! Remember? You broke your arm on my roof!
Hey! Hey!
Hey. Psst. Hey. I'm Scott Brennen.
Hi, Josh.
Hi.
Hiya.
Hmm.
Hold this. Hold this. Good. Now, can you keep it a secret?
Honey, are we trying to fix this thing or are we tryin' to place blame?
Honey! Smile!
Honey? I put out some clean clothes. [Drawer Opens]
Horowitz, pick up that shirt or I'll make you eat it. It stinks!
How come you have all these points?
How come you're so nice?
How did a geek like Freddie Benson get a sister like that?
How do I feel about what?
How do you do it?
How do you feel about all this?
How do you... How do you f... feel about me?
How would I have... Even if I did listen, how would I know?
Huggy Bear Mama, Huggy Bear Papa.
Huggy Bear took a nosedive.
I believe that about you.
I can't believe you brought up Golding.
I can't believe you brought up Golding.
I can't do it alone anymore.
I can't help it, Josh. I gotta be home by 10:00.
I changed into a grown up, when I'm really just a kid.
I didn't do anything to him. I think he's a terrific kid.
I didn't know what to say.
I didn't think that you were gonna believe me.
I disagree.
I don't care who you raised. Did you raise gerbils and dogs?
I don't feel like going out tonight.
I don't get how it works.
I don't have time to xerox it. Let the new guy do it.
I don't know about this one, Bob.
I don't know.
I don't know. Oh, let Let's try the next street.
I don't want to stay here by myself.
I feel like I can tell you anything.
I finished up on the Astro Blaster.
I got a "C."
I got a car outside. You wanna get outta here?
I got him this anyway.
I got it. I got it.
I got work to do. Can't you understand that? I got a deadline to meet. God!
I guess I didn't hear you, or... or want to, or...
I have called everywhere. Nobody's ever heard of him.
I haven't told you something because
I hustle. Uh, sir? Sir!
I just wanted you to know that, uh...
I know I'm late with this, but congratulations, Mrs. Hicks.
I know what we can do. We can get some beers and some dirty magazines...
I know what you mean.
I know.
I know.
I know...
I like things that are a little more... intimate.
I love you very much...
I made a wish on a machine called the Zoltar machine.
I mean, I like you, and I... I wanna spend the night with you.
I mean, if it's an affair, that's one thing.
I mean, right from the beginning, you can...
I mean, there's this invisible line, and... and even if...
I miss my family, Susan, and I want to go home.
I promise. I cross my heart and hope to...
I remember there was this duck once.
I rigged this up so you don't need any quarters.
I say, "You little pissant."
I taught him everything he knows.
I think a kid...
I think it's something...
I think it's the same as the ma? Tre d's. [Laughing]
I think that if you just march right in and talk with MacMillan...
I think that we should see one quarter of that...
I thought so. What, are you here with your kids?
I thought we'd start you off on last week's preschool orders.
I tried to tell you last night.
I turned into a grown up. I made this wish on the machine.
I want to go home.
I was going to the Xerox room 'cause they needed these by 5:00.
I was just looking around in here.
I watch TV...
I went to bed one night and I was a kid,
I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.
I wish I was a kid again.
I wish I were big.
I... I can't. I can't. [Sobs] [Sighs]
I'd like some coffee, please, Miss Patterson.
I'd use the chain, if I were you.
I'll tell them I made the basketball team.
I'll tell you what file a report, be on the safe side.
I'll trade you for X Factor.
I'm a child, Susan...
I'm a person. I am not your maid.
I'm as interested as you are.
I'm delighted, Miss Patterson.
I'm gonna be 30 years old for the rest of my life.
I'm gonna get in one awful lot of trouble because of this.
I'm in Computers.
I'm not getting any of my mail. Nothing has been filed.
I'm not ready to accept the responsibility."
I'm not supposed to go to New York without my folks.
I'm not talking about one toy. I'm talking about the whole goddamn line:
I'm not very good at sports, but I'll give it a try.
I'm only part time. Sorry.
I'm open! Here! I'm open!
I'm really sorry, but I didn't know what to do.
I'm really vulnerable right now, you know, and l...
I'm sorry.
I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?
I'm... I'm 13.
I'm... I'm his girlfriend.
I've been thinking about it, and there's a million reasons for me to go home...
I've been thinking about this.
I've been thinking about you a lot.
I've just never gone out with someone like you.
I've... I've been there before.
If he's gonna fight the dragon, you push one of the buttons...
If he's scared of me, then why did he punch me?
If I don't have a man tonight, I'm absolutely going...
If it'll make you feel better, I'll go in there with you while you talk to him.
If it's s... something else...
If you got a quarter in the devil's mouth,
If you liked one, you could see it over and over and over again.
If you put the head on a hinge, just a little wooden dowel...
If you touch one hair on his head...
In about a month.
In fact, it's a very simple program. Isn't that right?
In my car...
In the meantime...
In the nine to 11 year old bracket...
Interesting.
Isn't there something else that you'd rather ask him?
It doesn't mean anything.
It grew all over.
It had this bobbing head, and it looked like a devil.
It happened again. David, the girl is absolutely useless.
It has 50 foot ceilings, old hardwood floors...
It just didn't work with the kids.
It says here you've got four years' experience.
It should take a few days. Give you a chance to find your way around.
It turned me into a grown up. Last night at the carnival.
It turns from a building into a robot. Right?
It was a dream, honey.
It was a Zoltar machine.
It was disgusting.
It was the boat ride that did it.
It wasn't that bad.
It won't be like these, where you just follow the story along.
It worked in research. It worked in the testing.
It works on your hips.
It would work for almost any sport there is... hockey!
It's a big city, Josh. I bet there's a million Zoltar machines.
It's a lot like camp.
It's a report on how to expand the heavy adventure
It's beluga.
It's crazy.
It's for you. It's a glow in the dark compass ring.
It's good to see a little hustle for a change.
It's just a letter to say I'm okay and stuff.
It's like they cloned some party in 1983...
It's more like real hockey the old way. Why'd they change it?
It's much better than last year. I just wanted to tell you that.
It's not just a job for him. It's a war.
It's not like that anymore.
It's okay.
It's really simple. Let me just get my big balls off here.
It's simple too. Come on. You'll like it. And it's really easy too.
It's timing, George. Timing.
It's tough to find a cab out here. Thanks.
It's very beautiful and I'm having a lovely time.
Jesus, Billy. Miss Patterson, get them on the phone...
Josh is all right, and he's okay and everything.
Josh, what's wrong?
Josh!
Josh!
Josh! Hurry up! Your eggs are getting cold.
Josh! I'm glad you could make it.
Josh! Josh!
Josh! Josh!
Josh?
Josh?
Josh? [Grunts] Oh.
Josh? [Radio: Chatter]
Josh. My man!
Joshua.
Just a silly old guy.
Just as four...
Just being with you here, I really get a sense of...
Just can't. [Clearing Throat]
Just one night. All right?
Just pop in a brand new disk, and you get a whole new set of options.
Just put your hand right there.
Just seeing someone in the office...
Just... took a walk.
Kill somebody...
Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife. Kill her with a knife!
Kopecki. K O P...
Kopecki. K O P...
Let me get one more try? Please? Come on! I can't live with "wimpy."
Let me talk to Josh.
Let's face it, Paul. The guy comes from Data Processing.
Let's go, gentlemen. Hey, let's go now.
Let's have some smiles. This is a joyous occasion.
Let's not lie to ourselves. If a kid likes a toy, it sells. That's all.
Listen, what are you trying to do, get us all fired?
Listen.
Listen. You hit 'em at 7:00 in the morning
Listening to little Jennifer screaming, "Puppy Pal, Puppy Pal."
Little, wooden, quacky duck.
Look at him! And the crowds are cheering. They're going crazy!
Look at it. Look at it. It's beautiful.
Look at these figures, Paul. Third quarter profits off 40%.
Look at these. [Blows Raspberry]
Look at this one.
Look at this place. It's bigger than the principal's office!
Look at this. Come over here.
Look at this. You know what we're gonna do with this?
Look, I know I don't look like myself, okay?
Look, I really don't know what it is that you're trying to tell me...
Look, I swear to God, if you do anything to him...
Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow.
Look, really jump. Stand there and get air. Go ahead.
Look, why don't you try the Kiddie Whip?
Look, you're gonna see him again really soon.
Lounging around, waiting for your dinner to be cooked...
Lying in bed.
M M M My baseball team is called the Dukes! [Whimpering]
Ma?
MacMillan orders it every year.
Make my wish. Right.
Market past the 12 year old cutoff point.
Maybe a nice black, uh, with a p p p...
Maybe next year, right? Next year.
Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Let's start again.
Maybe you could come with me.
Maybe you should hold on to my number.
Me too. Every day after school.
Me too. I come here every Saturday.
Melt wizard. [Typing, Beeping]
Melt... Melt wizard.
Miss?
Miss?
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Right up.
Mm mmm.
Mom. Mom.
Most of that's pretty straightforward stuff.
Mr. Baskin can't be...
Mrs. Donald Hicks. Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.
Mrs. Donald Hicks. Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.
Mrs. Kaplan knows her right and her left. Isn't that great?
Mrs. Kaplan, in just a little bit to your right.
My best sport's video hockey.
My birthday's November 3. Mom, I got a "B" on my history test.
My tone is plenty civil.
Neat.
Next, please!
Next! [People Shouting]
No, choice every three pages.
No, I did not! Now, give me the goddamn ball!
No, I didn't.
No, I mean I really am 13.
No, I told you, I looked in the back. I've got Powerhouse...
No, I'm at a party. [Chuckles]
No, just some milk.
No, no, no, just...
No, no, no. Just a...
No, no. It's just that I... I want to go on myself.
No, you don't understand.
No! No!
No.
No.
No. [Chuckles, Sniffs]
No. It was the pork rinds.
No. They got a hundred of' em. Are we ready?
None of you ever offer to help me!
Not that we have to know right now. We don't.
Now all they do is spin around.
Now Rachel's gonna get a cold, I'm gonna get a cold, his father's gonna get a cold.
Now they're arresting businessmen?
Now, that's what I call a tuxedo.
Oh ho! He is vicious!
Oh, come on. Come on.
Oh, come on. I'll do it with you, to show you how it goes.
Oh, G.W. My brother in law got his doctorate there.
Oh, God.
Oh, he can't come to the phone right now.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, hey. I've got it.
Oh, honey, come here. You can tell me anything.
Oh, I haven't done this in a long time. [Laughs]
Oh, I needed towels. Thank you very much.
Oh, I was... was out.
Oh, I... I don't know.
Oh, it's pink. [Laughing]
Oh, my God! Oh, thank God you're home!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Just keep away from the strange man.
Oh, please. I'm... I give you all the help I can. I... You drive me nuts.
Oh, right. And yesterday I was a schoolgirl with pigtails.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, stop it.
Oh, the music?
Oh, well, I wasn't much different. [Laughs]
Oh, yeah. Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
Oh! Heartbreak! He lost it.
Oh! That's good. Nothing wrong with a little hustle.
Oh.
Oh. Hi, Mrs. Baskin.
Oh. Hi.
Oh. I'll get it.
Oh. Oh, 12.
Oh... You know, this is an office, not a playground.
Okay, honey. Big smile. Big smile.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, uh, let's check out the...
Okay? I'll give you a call.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. So how would you like that?
On PBS the other night?
Once in a while.
One dollar. Come on, kid.
One minute!
Only on breaks, and in the coffee room.
Our initial figure is around seven...
Ours... Did I say... I didn't say that right.
Out where? [Exhales]
Over the line on the serve. Yellow is out of bounds. Play to 21. Ready?
P.S.
Paul, a boss should get knocked on his ass once in a while.
Paul, I... I think we must feel awful.
Paul, uh...
Pepto Bismol.
Pick one.
Please tell me.
Police! [Screaming]
Pork rinds! [Gagging]
Pre orders down 55.
Psst! [Computer Beeping]
Put her on unemployment.
Put it in. Bitch! Kill the bitch!
Put the balls in the equipment closet and you practice your layup.
Put the hat on and look at yourself.
Put your hand. Okay. Watch. [Beeping]
Ready? Come on. Jump. See? That's all it is.
Really?
Rick Rhoden is on the mound for the Yankees.
Rick Rhoden, on the mound.
Right, Paul?
Right. Okay. Second door. Right there.
Right. So all we gotta do is get a list of all the carnivals then track it down.
S... so I show him the schedule...
Say hi to her, and she's yours.
Screwy Hermie.
See that girl over there in the red?
See you back home!
See you in the morning.
See, it's hard, in a business situation...
See, the Starfighters are good because you can change all the pieces.
See, there's a computer chip inside which stores the choices.
See, when she opens her shower presents...
See? Oh. [Laughing] [Laughing]
Senior proms, juvenile dress ups and maybe a fancy p...
Seven.
Shampoo, razor, toothpaste, two neckties and your exercise tape.
She does it every day.
She leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.
She spent the last three months writing down her married name. Mrs. Judy Hicks.
She'll wrap her legs around you so tight, you'll be begging for mercy.
She's got one of those undershirt things.
She's not making any sense at all. [Women Chattering]
Slaps some gills on 'em, webs their feet, packages 'em in seaweed.
So far they're treating me fine.
So how many points is he gonna score in the entire game?
So I made a wish to be big. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
So I'm gonna get some sleep.
So if you get real close to the board...
So now what?
So that by 10:00, they're rippin' the house apart.
So this is where you live.
So what do you mean, "so"? That's it. She's available.
So, uh, what... what are you, 15, 16?
So, what do they make you do for all this?
So, when you reach the end of the page, you decide where the story goes.
So, will you tell me?
So, will you tell me?
So?
So? What do you think?
Some friend. I don't need him.
Something wrong?
Sometimes she spells the hyphen. [Snorts]
Sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen.
Son, you don't have to go on this thing if you don't feel like it.
Sorry I'm late. The computers were down for, like, 45 minutes.
St. James, Josh. It's religious.
Story appear just by pressing these buttons.
Stupid jacket.
Suckers!
Sure. Yeah.
Susan, he has to come from somewhere.
Susan, I'm not married.
Susan, that means marketing and strategy and stuff.
Susan? Susan?
Susan...
Susan...
Take the garbage out. Every day, take the garbage out. There!
Takes the turn.
Tell me!
Ten years, who knows?
Terrific. That's just terrific. This is just terrific!
Thank you, Miss Patterson.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks again, Billy! It was fun!
Thanks.
That I could write you...
That means if the president dies, you get to take over?
That one.
That said "Giants" across the front.
That you were gonna like me anymore, so...
That's all there is to it. Good.
That's easy... 40 points.
That's not a tuxedo! That's a morning coat.
That's not possible.
That's pretty cool.
That's very important, that you're easy to clean.
That's what they invented Xanax for, right?
The Dinky Link.
The focus testing showed a solid base...
The glue is not dry yet.
The last door on the right, next to the bathroom.
The lines are so clean, and you don't get any of that partition quality.
The more you buy me, the more I'll love you.
The new American crime, tryin' to earn a living?
The personnel director will see you now.
The robot turns into a bug!
The teams are being led into the field, and the crowds are going crazy! Yeah! Yeah!
Then Golding. Then me. Am I missing somebody?
Then I'll ask him for you, and that way you'll know that he's okay.
Then the beak would peck at the ground when it pulls forward.
There was nothing I could do about it.
There will be 30 pages per electronic comic book,
There you go. There you go. Yeah.
There. That might help.
There's a couple of numbers missing on your social security.
There's a guy from the meeting!
There's a million robots that turn into something.
There's gotta be a reason.
There's something I think I should tell you.
There's this flat screen on the inside with, uh, with pictures on it...
These are the notes, in case you want 'em.
They really screw you, don't they?
They said...
They were so... incisive.
They'll probably be so happy to see you, you'll probably get a new bike out of it.
Things like this don't happen unless there's a reason.
Think I've read this one.
Think it's in the thumbs. It's the knuckles.
This doesn't just happen. This guy... This doesn't happen.
This experience...
This is a building that turns into a robot.
This is a skysc****r.
This is great!
This is incredible. You're brilliant.
This is just terrific!
This is the time of day when she gets cranky and she cries.
This is what we've been waiting for.
This isn't fair.
This one's got a number on it. Does yours?
This was too good to be true. There had to be something.
This whole line was your idea.
Those test scores...
Those under indictment include five senior vice presidents...
Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
Three, four, five, six... Three, four, five, six...
Throw thermal...
Transformers for girls!
Trouble.
Try Consumer Affairs down the hall, room 111.
Try taking some of the padding out.
Uh huh. [Sniffles]
Uh, all right.
Uh, have a good time. I'll see what I can do.
Uh, I made this for you. Who are you calling?
Uh, I mean, at this point in my life...
Uh, I see. Is... Is... Is there any particular occasion?
Uh, I... I'm Josh Baskin.
Uh, usually this type of tuxedo is popular with students...
Uh, we would like a hotel room, please.
Uh, well, then you probably want something simple.
Uh, what do you mean?
Uh, your son can wait out here.
Uh...
Um, a... ask me something th... that... that only he would know.
Um, I was in Little League, and I rode my bike to school...
Um, I was, uh...
Um, social security number?
Um... Oh! ♪♪ [Singing]
Unbelievable!
Up. [Grunts] Excellent. All right.
Using a double blind format of eight overlapping demographic groups.
Vice president? He's only been here a week!
W What's going on here?
Wait a minute. Time out. Time!
Wait a second. I'll show you.
Wait. I need a paper.
Wanna dance?
Wanna go again?
Want to get a load of that guy. He's, uh, overdressed.
Wash shirts and shorts.
Wasn't always that way.
Watch it. [Gasping]
Watch this. Need some help with the hammer?
We could do sports comic books, where, like,
We could have sports books... baseball, football.
We'll find that Zoltar thing before you know it, okay?
We'll take it!
We're conducting a, uh...
We're gonna go in the other room and see some toys. Come on.
We're pregnant?
We've talked to the mother. She's pretty hysterical.
Well done, Josh. Well done.
Well, couldn't it be, like, a robot that turns into, like, a bug or something?
Well, I have to go meet somebody and...
Well, I play with all of this stuff, and then I go in and tell 'em what I think.
Well, I really don't know where I can put her.
Well, I'll stay away from her then.
Well, if you had read your industry breakdown...
Well, is... Yeah. [Chuckles]
Well, it can be painful, but...
Well, it's a stupid rule.
Well, it's not a video game.
Well, it's the company's car.
Well, it's... It's an old system, but, you know...
Well, on the old set, you could slide the men up and down the ice.
Well, should get the cards set up before everyone comes in.
Well, that's cheating.
Well, uh, I think if you got everyone's input up front...
Well, Wednesday would be better than Thursday. [Door Opens]
Well, where should we start first?
Well, yeah. I feel bad too.
Well, you know, she came so highly recommended.
Well, you know, we're...
Well, you need another person for it to work.
Well, you.
Well, you'll be sorry.
Well, you'll be sorry.
Well?
What about me, huh? Have you ever once thought about how I feel?
What about your breakfast?
What are you What are you talking about?
What are you doing? Come on, man. [Yelps]
What are you gonna wish for this time?
What are you talking about? This is it. This is the list.
What department did you say you were in?

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