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Urban Cowboy (1980)

Urban Cowboy (1980)

Urban Cowboy is a beloved American romantic drama film released in 1980. The movie stars John Travolta and Debra Winger in the leading roles and is directed by James Bridges. Set in Houston, Texas, the film follows a young couple, Bud (Travolta) and Sissy (Winger), as they navigate the complexities of their tumultuous relationship amidst the backdrop of the country-western bar scene.

The movie's soundtrack, featuring prominent country and pop songs from the era, gained immense popularity and became a significant part of the film's success. Some notable tracks include "Lookin' for Love" by Johnny Lee and "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band. The soundtrack perfectly captures the essence of the Urban Cowboy's world and adds depth to the story, emphasizing the characters' passions, dreams, and challenges.

If you're a fan of Urban Cowboy or simply interested in hearing the iconic sounds of the movie's era, you can easily play and download the soundtrack, and more, on various music platforms. Immerse yourself in the captivating sounds that made Urban Cowboy a classic film and experience the magic of country-western music from the early 1980s.

A 79! Well, all right!
A fine ride by Wes Hightower.
A flunky, a gofer. You know what a gofer is, boy?
A punching bag contest and a dancing contest.
A super ride by Bud Davis, number 87.
Again?
Ain't a night goes by I don't thank the Boss for givin' me a big enough throat.
All right, everybody, we're down to our five finalists in our bull riding contest.
All right, let's go!
All right, next rider up is JR Fisk, number 144!
All right, now, Norman had a 75 on the first round.
All right, our next contestant:
All right, see you then. Bye.
All right, Tank. You ready? Hit him, Sam!
All right!
All right!
All right! Check that office!
All right! Come on, Sissy! Go!
All right! Yeah!
All right.
All right. Here we are now.
All right. Here we go.
All right. Just pretend like you're still on your honeymoon.
All right. Next rider here: number 48.
All right. Nice ride by Norman Tucker there.
All right. Now let's take a look at that score there!
All right. Thank goodness for the clowns.
All right. Waitin' on the score. 77!
All right. We're down now to our next and final contestant:
All right. Welcome to Gilley's rodeo!
All the things I've been through lately, I haven't been able to save a dime.
All they do is lay up for a while. They'd rather do that than anything.
An 80! All right! All right!
An 81! All right! That there's the highest score tonight!
An 83 combined with a 79
An 83!
An 8O combined with an 81 gives Wes Hightower a grand total of 161,
And all that that implies.
And hold on to somebody he loves.
And I wanna apologise clear back to when I hit you the first time.
And I'm gettin' a divorce.
And out of that we're gonna have the winner of that $5,000 jackpot!
And screw Mexico because we can do anythin' we want! I got...
And that makes Bud Davis the winner of the $5,000!
And that's the highest score for this evening.
And then I'm goin' right to work, so don't forget.
And we'll go over for dessert.
And we're gonna combine the scores on this ride and that ride,
And we're gonna have our own indoor rodeo back there.
And you can move it if you want!
And you're always ridin' my pick up and everything.
And you're still on a probation period. I can't keep you on a salary.
And... he even forgot where he put that belt buckle.
Arch your back, arch your back.
Are you a real cowboy?
Are you ready, Wes? Hit him, Sam.
Argh!
Around here they're on the same level. Start you at the bottom. You work up.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
At this time I would like to announce the winners of all three big events.
Back to that good country music.
Beats the hell outta cutting foam glass!
Because he ain't home.
Because you're competing against real bull riders, not just mechanical ones.
Becky Tiller and the top DJ...
Becky! You tell that son of a bitch to put extra onion on that. All right?
Bob told me just last Monday night, just right before he went to bed that...
Boy's been practising.
Brave, strong,
Bud Davis, huh?
Bud Davis, number 87!
Bud had a 79 on his first go round. Are you ready, Bud?
Bud still hasn't called, huh?
Bud, come on!
Bud, don't do this. It's stupid.
Bud, don't forget your bride. Come on.
Bud, don't start no shit in here.
Bud, I swear I didn't know about any of that. I swear.
Bud, in some ways, a bull like this is harder to ride than a real one.
Bud, it's seven o'clock.
Bud, just leave him alone! Bud!
Bud, your mamma's on the phone.
Bud!
Bud!
Bud!
Bud!
Bud!
Bud! Bud, where are you goin'?
Bud! Thought you got enough of this shit last night!
Bud! Your breakfast's gettin' cold.
Bud?
Bud?
Bud?
Bud?
Bud?
Bud? Listen, darlin', I'm gonna go home now that Sissy's here. OK?
But I really appreciate that thing with the worm.
But I tell you what.
But I tore it up cos I was sort of jealous.
But I'll get to him first thing in the morning.
But not for tonight, not for good luck.
But they don't call me Buford no more, except my grandma on my dad's side.
Bye bye, Sissy.
Bye, Pam.
Bye.
Bye. y'all.
Can I help?
Can I use your pad?
Can't, Sissy. Gilley's fixin' to do a set and he don't like the bull running.
Cheese omelette. Oh, and the chilli of yours is coming.
Come back when the cast is off and I'll put you back to work.
Come here.
Come here. Come here.
Come on, let's go to Gilley's. It'll make us feel better.
Come on, Sissy! Go!
Come on, Sissy. You can do it. Make 600.
Come on, Wes. Let's get a beer.
Come on!
Come on! Out the door!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I wanna show you something.
Come on. You jealous of them? Little cute girls you're jealous of?
Congratulations to Bud!
Congratulations, Norman!
Congratulations! Ain't she a Dolly?
Contrary to what you or your daddy think, all cowboys ain't dumb.
Corene asked me what I wanted. I said corn bread.
Corene found this while she was goin' through some old boxes the other day.
Cos you sure didn't do it for me.
Could you help me ride that buck? Good enough to kick ass in that rodeo?
Course, if I won that rodeo, it could all come true.
Course, with the high cost of livin' and...
Cut him loose!
Cut it out! Stop it!
Daddy does oil. And all that that implies.
Daddy goes to an analyst three times a week. I like men with simple values.
Daddy's a real scream.
Damn near broke my back. Where you been?
Damn, those outlaws make good cowboys.
Damn, those outlaws make good cowboys.
Damn!
Damn! He's good.
Did he hit you?
Direct and open.
Doc told me this cast could come off first of the week.
Does that mean we won't be able to do it?
Doesn't matter.
Don't fight him. You're drunker than Cooter Brown.
Don't he know we're married?
Don't move, Bud! Don't move!
Don't ride it again. Please? Please don't ride it. You'll hurt yourself.
Don't worry about anything. I'm sorry I didn't get to Cryer,
Don't worry about it, Sissy!
Don't worry about that.
Drew positions for the short go round. Gives everybody the same shot.
Eat your heart out.
Enjoy that, Bud?
Every little bit helps.
Every time you ride that bull, you take one of them marbles and spit it out.
Fine.
Fine. I'll find somebody else who will talk to me.
Fine. I'll tell you.
Fine. You're ridin' fine.
First dance to the newlyweds.
First of all, I want to introduce the judges of our dance contest.
First you wanna punch the punchin' bag,
Five? That's high, ain't it?
Fix it yourself.
Fix me somethin' to eat!
Flowers!
Folks, this rodeo is gonna be run just like any rodeo right across this country.
For a combined possible score of 100 points.
For all you guys that wanna ride that mechanical bull,
For all you shitkickers out there, it's rodeo time again here at Gilley's.
For ever and ever. Amen.
For thine is the kingdom, The power and the glory,
Get a handful of marbles, you put them in your mouth, OK?
Get back!
Get him back!
Get me another beer. I gotta soak longer.
Get on up and take a ride.
Get outta here, Bud. I mean it!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get that arm back. You look fine. You're a bull rider, child!
Get up close to that rigging as possible. Give him a ride, Sam!
Give all us cowboys something else to hit besides each other.
Give him a ride, Sam.
Give him a ride, Sam.
Give them a hand, too. All right? Yeah! OK!
Give us a couple of beers.
Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses,
Gives Bud Davis a grand total of 162!
Go on, mister! Ride that thing!
Go see your daddy! You like him better!
Goddammit!
Goddamn, I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Goddamn! He's gettin' back on!
Goddamn! I hate that lightning!
Gonna storm.
Good God Almighty!
Good luck tonight.
Good ride! OK, now it's my turn, Steve.
Good! Good! Yeah!
Got myself a cowboy. See y'all later.
Guess it's OK.
Hang on, Bud.
Hang on.
He ain't. Sherwood fired his ass cos he's hurtin' too many people.
He brought his own glove with him.
He bullshits a lot, but he's tellin' the truth.
He sure does look familiar.
He wanted you to have this and to wear it tonight at the rodeo, for good luck.
He's been here a long time and he's a damn good man.
He's gonna win that rodeo tonight. We're gonna take off.
He's livin' out back. Workin' here. Gonna help me run the bull.
He's turnin' it up.
Hell of a fight goin' on out there.
Hell of a ride!
Hell, no! I'm just ready to party. Let's go to that place you was talkin' about.
Hell, yeah. How come you think I came to Houston? For my health?
Hell, yes, I'm happy. How about you? You happy?
Hell. Some gotta win and some gotta lose.
Hello, Steve.
Hello?
Here goes.
Here we go! Wes Hightower!
Here we go! Whoo!
Here's some chicken to eat on the road. And field peas for your Aunt Corene.
Here's the Charlie Daniels Band!
Here's your severance pay. And I am sorry, Bud.
Hey, Bud, you put it on his ass pretty good!
Hey, Bud!
Hey, Bud! Come back here a minute.
Hey, Bud! Has it got a water bed?
Hey, Bud! Want somethin' to eat? Drink?
Hey, Bud. There's three and a half acres of concrete prairie in here.
Hey, cowboy. You're not just doin' this to make your wife jealous, are you?
Hey, David. Send me down some more mud.
Hey, girls! Come on over here. I got somebody I want you to meet.
Hey, I wanna ride.
Hey, Marshall! Ride the bull!
Hey, ride that thing!
Hey, Sissy! Get down from there!
Hey, Steve, this is Bud's first night in town. Take care of him, will you?
Hey, Steve! Come here. I want you to meet somebody.
Hey, Tattoo! Lookee here! See this?
Hey! Look at that now! All right!
Hey! You sure?
Hey. You came out after all, huh?
Hi, Bud!
Hi, Bud. It's nice to meet you.
Hi, Mamma.
Hi, Uncle Bob.
Hi. I'm Chrystal Smith.
Hit him, Sam!
Hit him, Sam!
Hoedown!
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Home a little early, ain't you?
How about a good, big round of applause for 'em?
How are you doin'?
How d'you like that? Ooh, turn that up. That's my favourite song.
How long you think it'd be till I get good enough to win?
How many banks you rob?
How much do we owe you?
How you doin'? This is my nephew Bud, from Spur.
I ain't going to Mexico.
I ain't gonna be here after tonight.
I ain't got no stockings on.
I ate a whole mess of 'em and I never seen a vision yet, but I sure feel good.
I better get on back to work.
I can tell you how to score points. I can't show you because I'm too fat!
I can't believe it!
I can't do any gambling around the bull area here, Wes.
I can't keep my eyes closed. I just looked up and there they was.
I couldn't get to this bathroom. Maybe Sissy can.
I didn't even mind cleanin' up much.
I didn't even mind cleanin' up... much.
I didn't hit you that hard! You don't know what hard is.
I didn't know you came to the trailer that day.
I didn't know you won first place.
I didn't lie. For Christ's sake, I just wanted to ride the goddamn bull!
I didn't realise you made so much at the plant.
I don't care if he does look squirrelly.
I don't care. You're not supposed to hit girls.
I don't feel like I can.
I don't know how many they've got in here now.
I don't really care how many banks you robbed, but why?
I don't want you showin' off on that bull.
I don't want you to go to Gilley's without me.
I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
I got a plastic bone in my leg and a plastic plate up here in my head.
I got what I wanted, too. I got myself a real lady.
I gotta tell my girlfriends I'm goin'.
I gotta watch you. I do!
I had that one made for you, sweetheart.
I have a thing about cowboys.
I have to tell you something.
I hope I'm the kind of a man who can learn from experience.
I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
I just... you know, I wasn't able to get to the papers, so...
I know she did. She went out the side door.
I know we got the keys here.
I know you're leavin', but I just wanted to tell you somethin'.
I like my tuna salad when it has pecans and apple,
I like them independent, self reliant,
I love you so much, Bud.
I love you too, Sissy. Come here.
I love you, Sissy.
I love you, too, Bud!
I mean it.
I mean, he still is by marriage.
I mean, Steve told me that.
I miss you.
I never met a cowboy who didn't talk about going back to the country.
I pretty near lost Corene and the kids a couple of times just cos of pride.
I put some tuna salads in the icebox for y'all, OK?
I really loved that worm and all that.
I really wanted to win.
I think it means, you know, go for things.
I think you're jealous cos I ride it better.
I thought I could, but I can't.
I told him Daddy, most men today are just too complicated.
I wanna give it to somebody who's gonna use it.
I wanna ride that bull.
I wanna tell you one thing. You're gettin' this job because of your Uncle Bob.
I want y'all to meet my nephew. This is Bud. He just got in from Spur.
I wanted to keep my cowboy.
I was kind of drunk... Well, I was drunk.
I was so goddamn mad, I tell you.
I was so proud of you, Bud. You looked so great up on that bull.
I was with Jessie. I guess I forgot the time. You OK?
I was with Jessie. I just didn't say where.
I woke up feelin' awful about life and other stuff.
I won that for bull ridin' in '64.
I... I'm goin' to the plant tomorrow with Uncle Bob.
I'll be up front. I'm better with one arm than most of your guys are with two.
I'll get y'all more beer.
I'll guarantee that.
I'll just go to Cowboy later.
I'll tell you one thing more. You're gonna have to lose that beard.
I'm from Spur.
I'm gettin' sick to my stomach.
I'm goin' to watch that son of a bitch run that bull.
I'm gonna bring some clothes here and stay with you for a while.
I'm gonna go back inside, so you know where I am.
I'm gonna go get the crane.
I'm gonna make you a nice cup of coffee, darlin'.
I'm gonna put some music on.
I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me up in an hour and a half.
I'm hard headed, and I'm prideful.
I'm sorry, Bud. There's not much you can do here with a broken arm.
I'm sure.
I'm the next best thing your husband. You ain't never riding it, ever!
I've got him now.
I've got somethin' for you, darlin'.
If I'd known that, I'd have called you. But she tore up that note.
If it's OK, I wanna get off early today.
If she finds out from somebody else but me, she'll probably get worried.
If y'all goin' out there to watch, you have to pay to get back in!
If you ever wanna make her jealous, you know where I am.
If you listen to me, you can win. if you don't, you won't. OK?
If you need anything else, just call. You know where we are.
If you wanna ride it right, you gotta learn style and form,
If you want to call me, I'll wait at Gilley's all afternoon.
If you're not goin' in to work, I'll call you in sick.
Is that you, Bud?
It didn't take much to find you. I just called Gilley's.
It looked good. You shouldn't have shaved it.
It's 50ft long, 12ft wide, it's got one bedroom, every modern convenience,
It's just an old El Toro. I trained on one when I was rodeoin'.
It's just got so much energy.
It's my favourite city in the whole world.
It's my Uncle Bob. My Aunt Corene just made a homemade Karo nut pie,
It's ours! I put a down payment on it! It's ours!
It's regulation if you have to wear any kind of a fresh air mask.
It's sickening.
It's what they train rodeo riders on. It's a bucking machine.
Jessie's all right. Just girl talk.
Jesus Christ! I almost hit y'all!
Just calm down, Bud.
Just drawin' flies!
Just drives my daddy crazy. He can't understand it.
Just gotta go for it, can't hold off.
Just keep walking. if they go to shootin', drop to the ground.
L gotta go
La vida Iuna. The crazy life.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Gilley's, the world's largest nightclub.
Lead us not into temptation, Deliver us from evil,
Leave the motor running. I'll be right back.
Leo! How great to see you! How are you?
Let me take one.
Let us pray.
Let's get that burger.
Let's go and look at that machine. I wanna see what kind of machine it is.
Let's go! Get back in the club.
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
Let's have that first contestant up there: Howard Heston.
Let's look at that score.
Let's move him out. Are you ready, Lloyd?
Let's see what he can do on this one. You ready, Norman?
Let's take a look at that score here.
Let's take a look at Wes's score there.
Like to be here when he gets home and to cook once in a while and clean up.
Listen, y'all, I think maybe we better call it a night.
Lloyd had a 75 on the first go round, folks.
Lloyd Smith, number 57.
Long time no see.
Look at Gator. He's shitfaced.
Look at that.
Look up there. Bud, d'you recognise her?
Look, he's playin' with himself!
Look, I ain't got your kind of money, right?
Look, I don't wanna fight with you.
Look, I hope I learned a lesson about being jealous from Sissy.
Look, I know that's good, OK? But that ain't enough.
Look, I'm a shit. But I'm not that big a shit.
Looks like his shirt's made out of his mamma's hairnet.
Loose with that hand. Turn loose with it.
Love, your not yet ex wife, Sissy.
Make good love to him.
Make some extra money,
Make that needle move, Bud!
Make your wife jealous again.
Marshalene was just leavin'.
Marshalene?
Marshall, you ride that thing?
Maybe we could be friends again.
Mine's Pam.
Miss Sandra Carmush!
Most of our insulating we contract out. But I can start you as a general helper.
Mudder, four inch by ninety.
Must still be at church.
My daddy might 9°
My daddy told me if a woman'll lie about one thing, she'll lie about another.
My God, Bud. Y'all live like pigs.
My legs are sweatin', Mamma.
My wife.
My... my real name is Buford Uan Davis.
Next contestant now is number 114, Norman Tucker.
Next contestant, ladies and gentlemen: number 155, the Great Tanker.
Next contestant: Bud Davis.
Next contestant: number 106, Mr Wes Hightower.
Nice try. Sorry, but no cigar there, JR. All right!
No, Ethel, you can't talk to your little boy just now.
No, he hasn't.
No, I don't have no job yet. I just got here yesterday.
No, I got company.
No, it ain't Sissy.
No, you ain't. Come here.
No!
No? Honestly!
No.
No.
No. I wanted to, but Pam didn't wake me up on time.
Nope.
Norman Tucker!
Not even a little?
Not everybody does.
Not like that.
Not so much of this onion.
Nothin' much. He just almost got himself killed.
Now could we have the decision from our judges?
Now for the really big event.
Now go out and hang around Gilley's and watch that fellow run that bull.
Now that it's turned up again, I don't want it retired.
Now that the dancers have caught their breath, the big finale!
Now we give you a chance to meet our finalists.
Now you wanna ride the bull.
Now, each judge is gonna give 1 to 25 points for the bull,
Now, let's take a look at that score.
Now, the five top contestants are gonna compete in the short go round,
Number 144, folks! This is JR Fisk.
Oh, Aunt Corene.
Oh, I'll take it. I'd be proud to own it.
Oh, nice!
Oh, no. No way!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Uh oh.
Oh... shit.
OK, fine!
OK, right there. Ready? On your mark, get set... go.
OK, Tattoo. Let's see what you can do.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. I'll go.
OK. I'm gonna ride.
On earth as it is in Heaven.
One of the girls who works in the office said she'd been here a couple of times.
One plastic nut.
Ooh!
Or it could mean you're an animal.
Our divorce ain't final yet.
Our Father, which art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name,
Ow! It stings.
Pack that shit!
Pack your things. We're leaving right now.
Pam, this ain't no time to start this with me.
Pam, would you put it on my butt?
Pam? I said turn it up. I can't hardly hear it.
Pays time and a half. I've got to.
Peter, pick up the money here, would you?
Pick it up yourself.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pin that on me.
Pissin' on the side of a wall.
Please take it, Bob... Bud! Listen to that.
Practising. Winning. All that.
Pretty good crowd, though. Let's get to the bar and get us a drink.
Pride's one of them seven deadlies, you know what I mean?
PS...
PS...
Purse is up to $5,000. Wes says that'll get us deep into Mexico.
Push, lift. Push, lift. All right. Turn
Ready, Wes?
Real good, Norman.
Real good. You stop off at Gilley's on the way over here?
Remember when you came back and the trailer was clean, flowers around?
Remember, keep your hand in the well. Don't think about nothin' but the ride.
Right now we're gonna have a little music. Cotton Eyed Joe!
Right! All right! A nice round of applause for Gene McLaughlin.
Rode that bull up to ten today.
Said it might cut down on the fights.
See you later.
See you later.
See you.
See, I told you these guys were tough. Look at that.
See, the thing is, I can't do this to Bud.
She don't need one for this.
She gave me the finger. I gave her the finger.
She knows what she's doin'.
She left you a note asking you to phone her.
She said that?
She still calls me Buford, but she's half Indian.
She's all right, I guess. I've seen better.
Shit, Bud! She rides better than you do!
Shit, no! I'm gonna hang on to my family jewels!
Shit, no. She couldn't move her fingers if it was broke. Look.
Shit, they're gonna be mean, too. All right.
Shit!
Shit! I wanted her to see this.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Oh, man.
Shit. Yeah, I really am.
Shoot, no, darlin'.
Show 'em your garter.
Sign there. In case you bust your ass, you're not gonna hold Gilley's liable.
Sissy did it. She was there.
Sissy, take him home.
Sissy!
Sissy! Just listen to me. Now, look, that guy's an escaped convict.
Sissy?
Sissy.
Smile, y'all, smile!
So join up and have a good time with us.
So long, boy.
So we got a grand total there of 152 for Norman Tucker.
So when are you gonna take me home and **** me?
So you shouldn't let her get away.
Some of them got the smarts real good. Like me.
Sorry about that, Howard. You bet.
Stay on, Gator!
Steve and I ran the rodeo circuit together. He works for Gilley's now.
Steve. Steve Strange.
Suit yourself.
Sure. Why not?
Sweetheart, are you sure you're OK to go to work?
Sweetheart.
Take care.
Take it easy. You'll be all right. We'll get you down.
Take your boutonnieres and place them on the casket.
Thank you, everybody, and welcome to Gilley's. Good to have y'all with us.
Thank you, pallbearers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. It's real nice.
Thanks, partner. You boys go and help Bud.
That bull looked like he was gonna go over the wall, but not of his choice.
That depends on what you think a real cowboy is.
That make you happy?
That puts Bud Davis in the top five.
That sounds like a good idea.
That sounds real good.
That was a fabulous bull ride by Bud Davis, number 87.
That would have been perfect. Perfect.
That's a good one.
That's a weddin' ring. That means we're married. She's mine.
That's all right with me, if your mother don't mind.
That's fine with me. See if I care.
That's good, cos I thought I was gonna do this all alone. Help me.
That's it! He made that eight seconds look good, didn't he, folks?
That's it! Yeah! Keep kicking!
That's just three weeks from tonight.
That's Mickey Gilley himself. He owns this place with Sherwood Cryer.
That's right. And I'm gonna ride it again, as much as I want to!
That's what I told her! I said you worked! She said we live like pigs!
That's what you're gonna be judged on your style.
The bathroom, bedroom.
The bull's too fast. Easy!
The Charlie Daniels Band, The Orange Blossom Special!
The door was open.
The entry forms are back there. It's $10 per person, per event.
The gentleman that outrode everybody on our famous bull,
The Mexicans say if you eat the worm, you're gonna see visions.
The one and only... Bud Davis!
The punching bag event, the strong man of the bunch:
The same way.
Then put your right nut in your left hand and hang on!
Then you go back home and get yourself a piece of land.
Then you go to Gilley's and ride that bull.
There used to be a machine at the Circle Eight I trained on for rodeoin'.
There you go, darlin'. I want you to eat some of that.
There's a party later tonight at Cowboy for some friends of mine.
There's certain things a man wants from his wife.
There's plenty of whiskey. Pour me some bourbon.
They are having a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
They call me Bud cos my initials are B U D. Buford Uan Davis.
They called a bunch of us out. Said it's gonna rain tonight.
They got you carrying mud now?
They've had 7,000 people in here at one time.
This is great! I just love a woman's touch around the house.
This is Marshall. Wayne. These boys work with me at Channel Oil.
This is my favourite thing.
This one's for you, darlin'.
This pie is so good.
This stuff is called Mezcal con gusano, which means Mezcal with worm.
Thought I'd come.
Thought I'd take it off a day early. Save some money.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
To cowboys.
To the Huntsville Prison Rodeo,
Tonight the bull is wild! Turned all the way up to 12.
Turn loose with it. All right. Now stick it up in the air.
Turn that girl loose!
Turn to the left. Hit it. In the well.
Uh huh.
Uh oh!
Uncle Bob really wanted you to be happy. You happy?
Uncle Bob told me if I work a double shift, I can make up to $16 an hour.
Uncle Bob told me you was hiring, so I thought I'd come and check it out.
Uncle Bob!
Wait till you see the inside. How's everybody in Spur?
Wanna dance?
Wanna go to Gilley's tonight?
Was too.
We don't have no pecans and apples cos you ain't been shoppin'.
We got a couple of clowns here. Couple of real funny bones.
We got a table set up for all you guys that wanna join, or even you cowgirls.
We'd better go. I don't wanna leave Aunt Corene alone too long.
We'd love to.
We'll just have to find out.
We're also down to our six finalists in our dance contest.
We're down to the five finalists, and let's get on with it.
We're goin' to Gilley's tonight. Be the first time since we took you there.
We're gonna have a bull riding contest,
Welcome! Good to have all you folks at Gilley's annual rodeo.
Well, at least a couple of hours.
Well, I ain't goin' to the rodeo tonight.
Well, I am.
Well, I don't know. I just don't know.
Well, I don't wanna fight either.
Well, I might have been the best one all...
Well, my wife is livin' in a trailer outside Gilley's
Well, no, we're not really hungry, but...
Well, that sounds good. Hold on. I'll ask her.
Well, then, put it back on the fire!
Well, what's that to?
Well... I guess it's over. I don't know.
Wes had a fine score of 81 on the first go round.
Wes Hightower, number 106.
Wes Hightower. Let's see what he can do.
Wes, you shit!
Wes?
Wes. How're you doin'?
Wes... There just ain't much life for us here, and he can't get a job.
What are you guys doin' here?
What are you talkin' about?
What did you do? Damn! You cleaned up the place.
What does your daddy do?
What happened?
What the hell was that? What's he tippin' his hat at you for?
What the hell's he doin' workin' the bull?
What was you and Jessie up to? I thought you didn't like her.
What you do is this: come to Houston,
What?
What's the matter?
What's wrong with that?
Where all the cowboys are convicts.
Where's the keys?
Which pipeline? There ain't one in Spur.
Who's next?
Who's that?!
Whoa! Shit!
Whoo!
Whoo! Lord have mercy!
Why don't you just go on? They're waitin'. Someone else'll take me home.
Why. hell, yeah!
With a real one, you can watch his head and see which way he's apt to move.
With an ex convict.
With one of these, the treachery of the bull depends on the man operating it.
Without Corene and them kids, I'd just be a pile of shit in a cantaloupe patch,
Y'all cut that shit out or I'll throw you out of the club!
Y'all get back in the club. It's all over with.
Y'all gonna miss me?
Yeah, well, I guess it's all bullshit anyway, huh?
Yeah. No, that's all right.
Yeah. That's right. A lot of help those fellows are.
Yep.
Yes, sir.
Yes, there is. Came in this spring. I was workin' on the insulating.
You are crazy, girl!
You betcha.
You better not tell Bud, Marshall.
You bitch!
You bought me another shirt.
You broke my goddamn arm!
You buy cigarettes?
You can't expect a man like me to be faithful to any woman.
You can't move nothin'. Your fingers get all swelled up.
You don't care if I go to the party? You won't be jealous?
You don't love me, Bud. And I don't really love you.
You don't sign the release again. Just another $2.
You go on ahead. I'm gonna work the graveyard shift tonight.
You gotta do more than stay on to win a rodeo. You gotta have flair!
You gotta learn there's certain things a girl can't do.
You hit me!
You just can't get good vegetables in Houston now. You'll see.
You know, Bud, sometimes even a cowboy's gotta swallow his pride
You know... Bob kind of forgot about his rodeo days till you come along.
You mad at me? Hm?
You mean dumb he says.
You need a woman to take care of you. All right?
You ready, JR? He's ready.
You really know when something's broken. You do.

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