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Midnight Cowboy (1969)

Midnight Cowboy (1969)

Midnight Cowboy is a poignant and influential film released in 1969. Directed by John Schlesinger, it follows the story of Joe Buck (played by Jon Voight), a naive Texan who moves to New York City with dreams of becoming a gigolo. Struggling to survive, he befriends a small-time hustler named Ratso Rizzo (played by Dustin Hoffman), and their unlikely friendship becomes the heart of the film. Midnight Cowboy became the first X-rated film to win the Academy Award for Best Picture, showcasing its gritty portrayal of urban life. Immerse yourself in the soundscape of this iconic movie by playing and downloading its original soundtrack here.

A basic training as rigorous as the star football players themselves.
A big wet one till I see you.
A big wet one till I see you.
A damn alley cat.
A friend I did a favor for give it to me.
A man who takes pride in his appearance.
A production in Hollywood's finest tradition.
A very expensive stud, and I happen to be his manager.
A whoremonger.
A woman in your condition shouldn't have to do all this.
A woman with children wouldn't have time.
About my name down there.
Actually, that ain't a bad way to pick up insurance, you know.
Ain't nobody laughing at me on the street.
Air cloudy now, and we can expect a few snow flurries later on.
All right, all right.
All right, what are you doing? What are you doing that for? It's hot.
All right. I'll look them over.
All right. We'll just drive on in, all right? Nothing else we can do.
All right. Yeah, you're a hustler.
Along by now. You understand me?
And butterfly thoughts that glitter in your mind.
And end up a hunchback like my old man?
And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.
And get your skinny butt moving. Earn $20 worth of management,
And he's going and swimming, like...
And I gotta get him south quick as I can.
And I was hoping to get a look at the Statue of Liberty.
And I...
And I'd really be a gorgeous chick, right, baby?
And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What do you think of that?
And I'm looking for the Statue of Liberty.
And if you ain't man enough to do it for yourself,
And in the morning call the bank and stop payment. Go ahead.
And ladies.
And like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
And maybe I do believe all that damn stuff and I...
And my hair, it's fur, you know,
And pull this kind of crap?
And right away they gotta supersede their authority.
And see what happens.
And she busts out bawling when I ask her for money.
And that's my remedy for insomnia.
And the next one is O 62, ladies and gentlemen.
And the weatherman says it's going down tonight.
And then somebody yells, Hey, Ratso.
And there you are, you handsome devil, you.
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And women like me, goddamn it.
And you will be punctual, won't you? The lady will meet you in the lobby.
And, frankly, to have a little fun, damn it.
Anybody can score there, even you.
Are sunshine and coconut milk.
Are you here again?
Are you speaking to me?
Are you sure you heard what I said?
Are you sure you're all right?
At 28 years old, you think you can come up here
At least call me Rico in my own goddamn place.
At the Barclay Hotel.
Azimir Oil, twenty and seven eighths, up one and five eighths.
B 6, G 49.
Baby, come on.
Baby? Who's Baby?
Barclay Hotel for women.
Because I need management, goddamn it,
Because I was about to ask you for some.
Because you stole $20 off me.
Because, hell, I ain't no kind of hustler.
Because, I mean, like, what's the whole point of this trip, anyway? You know?
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
Behind your back I've seen them laughing at you.
Besides, you look very elegant.
Boy, you have a lot of laundry here.
Boy, you're really dumb. I don't need you.
Brought to you by Morgan Vandercook.
But damn it, we can't do that.
But he's very promising material, sir, if you know what I mean.
But I am one hell of a stud.
But I bet you got one thing in common with those other boys.
But I was laid up with this cold.
But it seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncing.
But the icebox will keep the roaches from getting into perishables.
But when I take you over to see Mr. O'Daniel,
But you can spot the invaders easily if they're by themselves.
But you know, for what?
But you're gonna have to give me that money, like you said.
But, I mean, you're picking up trade on the street like that, that's nowhere.
Buy yourself some medicine before you die on my damn hands.
Buys that cowboy crap anymore.
Bye, honey.
Bye.
Can you tell me how I get to Grand Central?
Can't you walk or not?
Captain Grace is investigating.
Cass. Hey, Cass, you think I meant that?
Casualty reports have been issued.
Chuck! Chuck! I've lost you.
Close the doors on me for, when I'm going out there before?
Clothes are damn cheap here too, you know that?
Come back tomorrow. Promise?
Come here.
Come near me again, I'm gonna snatch you baldheaded.
Come on, Baby. Do it for mama.
Come on, Baby. Mama's tired.
Come on, Fifi.
Come on, give me one of those pillows.
Come on, I want you to have it.
Come on, I'll buy us coffee, on me.
Come on, now, don't hit me. Come on, I'm a cripple.
Come on, sit down.
Come on, you stop your crying. You are one gorgeous chick.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. What are you, on vacation?
Commonwell United, twenty two and a half,
Consecutive broadcast ofThe Sunshine Hour.
Containing prayer shawl...
Cowboy?
Cups!
Daddy wants to say hello to you, Baby.
Damn it, you take it and go on with your work.
Damn it. Shut up.
Damn, I wish I'd bumped into you before.
Did I tell you I got me a sick kid on my hands?
Did I?
Did you know that?
Did you know we were gonna make it?
Didn't I tell you once before to keep away from here?
Do it for mama.
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Don't appeal to nobody except every Jackie on 42nd Street.
Don't be frightened, son. Don't. Don't run from Jesus.
Don't get a hernia, know what I mean?
Don't look, baby.
Don't rush me, boy.
Don't take it. Don't take it. It's only a cheap watch. I...
Don't talk to me about clean.
Don't tell me you two are a couple?
Don't touch. For God sakes, I'm late already. What time is it?
Don't worry about how you're dressed. They know me.
Don't worry about that.
Don't! No, no, don't.
Down one and one eighth. Molybdenite Corporation of Canada,
Dressing up a dog to look like a child?
Drinks all around and one for my friend here too.
During last week's prayer meeting on the air. Praise Jesus!
Earth Control to Spacecraft. He's in free fall.
Eleven thirty in the morning, we get there.
Enclosing $10 and two malignant tumors she coughed up
Enjoy them. November Better Homes and Gardens
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Even the faggot undertaker couldn't get his nails clean.
Every day they're working themselves into more homes.
Every time you take stuff from me! Will you get out of here?
Everything we got only set us back 10 some.
Excuse me, but do you have another piece of gum for her?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me, mister.
Expect me when you see me. I'll leave you movie money.
Fabulous. Right away.
Faggot.
Few dozen cooties ain't gonna kill me, I don't guess.
Fine. Fine. You look fine.
Fine. OK. Another subject.
Five?
For a cowboy.
For all of your gun supplies. Listen to these values:
Four o'clock, four to midnight, that's when you're due here.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
Friend of my grandma, Sally Buck.
Front door. I mean, I don't care. Actually, I prefer it that way.
G 49, I 24.
Gay ends in Y.
Gay, fey.
Get myself primed up,
Get out of here. Come on. Fucking creeps, go to work.
Get out of my way!
Get some sort ofjob, you know?
Get the cash. Remember that lady in the penthouse.
Get the cash. Those rich ladies write out a check at night,
Give me a pillow.
Give some people a little power,
Go ahead, just drop it anywhere.
Go ahead. Get the money.
Go ahead. Why don't you take a nap?
Go on.
Gold and silver candlelight.
Gonna lay you down. There you go.
Good night, sweets.
Good strong back. You're gonna need it.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Got blood on your jacket.
Got my own private entrance here.
Gotta take your time here.
Grab an apron and clean up that crap back there.
Grand time talking to Mrs. Drevin,
Guy gets horny just looking at you. How much you want for that damn taxi?
Hansel and Gretel McAlbertson. One flight up.
Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself.
Have you got that thing turned up?
He ain't much of a stud either, from what I hear.
He ain't your goddamn father.
He fell.
He needs you right now, tonight.
He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name.
He'd come home at night, $2, $3 worth of change stained with shoe polish.
He's picking something up for me.
He's the one.
He's the one. He's the only one.
He's the only one.
Hear that?
Hell, Crazy Annie, they had to send her away.
Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place.
Hell, he knows what the hell he can do with that crap.
Hell, I just come to collect my pay, tell y'all I'm heading up East.
Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving.
Hell, the way you make me feel so damn at home here,
Hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for?
Hell, yes.
Hello, Baby. Hello, Baby.
Hello, you goddamn dog. Bow wow wow, Baby.
Hello? Marjorie, it's all set for Thursday night at 8:30.
Hello? Yes, everything's been arranged.
Here I am going to Florida, my leg hurts,
Here, 64 cents. Go ahead.
Here, that's all I got. Here, that's it.
Here, why don't you take an upper.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here. Don't even thank me.
Hey, Cass. You know what you got here?
Hey, come on.
Hey, do you wanna stretch out here?
Hey, dog.
Hey, fella, you fell.
Hey, get your ass out here. I wanna show you something.
Hey, hey, Brucey. Hang in there, baby.
Hey, horse.
Hey, listen, don't get sore or anything, OK?
Hey, look here. I've been chosen for some damn thing.
Hey, pay, lay.
Hey, Ratso!
Hey, Ratso.
Hey, Rico!
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey, they're taking our picture.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what do you want? Up or down?
Hey, what size pants you wear?
Hey, what's the matter?
Hey, what's the matter? I'm walking here!
Hey, why you mad? Hey, what?
Hey, you all right?
Hey, you know that runty little bastard I was with?
Hey, you know, Ratso.
Hey, you little old dog. How you doing there, scutter?
Hey, you really know the ropes.
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, sonny, what you doing there?
Hi, Shirley. How you doing, girl?
Hi.
Hi. I just got your message. How do you feel?
Him, I placed with O'Daniel about two weeks ago.
His name is Joe Buck. He's a cowboy. He just... He just came in from Texas.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Hold on. Hold it right there. You think I'm that kind of son of a bitch?
Hoping to get a look at what?
How about that? And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women?
How about you take me to meet this Mr. O'Diddle bird, right now?
How am I supposed to know? You gotta tell a person these things.
How do you like that O'Daniel, flipping out like that?
How far you headed?
How long did I hold up traffic just to get out, I ask you.
How much you want, now?
How you doing? You're getting your picture took?
How's he gonna get his hand into your pocket?
How's that strike you?
Hurry up, now. Get your ass in there now. He's waiting. Go ahead.
I agree, but for that service I charge one buck taxi fare.
I ain't dressed for a party.
I ain't sleepy.
I ain't sore.
I ain't talking priest talk.
I ain't that dumb.
I almost hate to bring up business.
I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life.
I bet you paid a pretty price for it. Am I right?
I bet you're lonesome.
I can't go home or she'd die.
I could just kill you with my bare hands!
I could open up an office in there. Come on.
I don't believe in any of that crap.
I don't believe this crowd. There's something going on here.
I don't even know what your name is. I wanna know. What is it?
I don't have it. What are you gonna do to me?
I don't have to do that. I've got no need to expose myself.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know nothing about it.
I don't like to have a lot of, you know, cheap stuff on my back.
I don't mean now. I mean before then.
I don't need a comb.
I don't think I can walk anymore.
I don't wanna be late for my date with Morey.
I don't wanna say hello to the dog.
I don't want your books. How much is that worth?
I don't want your damn watch.
I got a letter here from a sister
I got eight bucks in my damn pockets. Twenty more come Thursday, boy.
I got his tongue hanging out.
I got it.
I got places to go, right?
I got some of that stuff you like to swill too.
I got this damn thing all figured out.
I gotta get a doctor.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta have money.
I gotta have more than 10. I gotta have $57.
I gotta lay down.
I had this image of a policeman without his stick,
I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll.
I just had this funny image.
I just wanna ask you one question, cowboy.
I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap
I know.
I like the way I look.
I love everything in the theatre. I would like to die on the stage.
I loved your friend, Mr. Needleman, the last of the great King Midases.
I mean it, damn it, where do you live?
I mean, can you see this guy
I mean, I goddamn invited you, didn't I?
I mean, I'm used to these types that get their kicks picking on cripples.
I mean, it just so happens that in my own place, my name
I mean, that is one hell of a shirt.
I mean, there must be an easier way of making a living than that.
I mean, why go to all the expense?
I mean, yes, yes. Please go.
I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management.
I mean, you see what I'm getting at here?
I must have got the wrong impression then.
I only get carsick on boats.
I really would.
I said, a person's gotta make a living.
I said, wait.
I simply don't have it, Joe.
I slipped on a banana peel. Come on. I gotta sit. I feel crummy.
I spilled some on my pants.
I stole it for you. The goddamn thing's 10 sizes too big for me.
I sure have enjoyed being here.
I swear to God. I swear on my mother's eyes. Here, nothing.
I think I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor.
I think per capita, on a given day, there's probably
I think that's sick. I think that's sick.
I think we'd better find somebody and tell them that I'm here.
I think you put your finger on it.
I understand. A dame starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her.
I want it on.
I want my money, goddamn it.
I want to give you a present, for your trip.
I want you to have it. You don't have to be a Catholic.
I want you to take it. It's for helping me be good.
I warn you, Joe Buck.
I was going to lick the sweat off.
I was just admiring that colossal shirt.
I was just noticing that you're out of salami.
I was lying.
I was, Joe... Joe, I was...
I wasn't calling anyone. I was...
I wasn't calling anyone. I wasn't calling anyone.
I wet my pants. The seat's all wet.
I'd be happy to oblige.
I'd call that a very minor operation.
I'd consider it a privilege if you would have dinner with me.
I'd say she was good for 10 bucks, but I'll ask for 20.
I'd say you know exactly what you want.
I'll be goddamned if I'll wear it.
I'll be in Florida.
I'll get you some soup then.
I'll give you $5 for it.
I'll just tell them:
I'll leave a TV dinner in the fridge.
I'll tell them you're with the rodeo.
I'll tell you the truth. I ain't a for real cowboy,
I'll tell you what, you can keep all the rest of the junk
I'll tell you. Forget it. I'll do... I'll take the 10.
I'm a hustler.
I'm a kind of a hustler.
I'm a truly dangerous person, I am.
I'm awful damn sorry you're sick.
I'm calling for Miss Beecham
I'm getting you some soup.
I'm going to Florida tomorrow.
I'm gonna cash in on that, right?
I'm gonna have to have another 10 just to cover expenses, all right?
I'm gonna run you ragged!
I'm gonna shake you out right here and now.
I'm gonna show you my darn problem.
I'm gonna use you.
I'm heading on up to New York City, ma'am.
I'm here on a paper manufacturer's convention,
I'm impressed. You're a killer.
I'm inviting you. I mean, if you're not located, I got a place.
I'm lonesome, so I'm a fornicator,
I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief.
I'm new here in town. Just in from Texas, you know,
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not.
I'm Rico, all the time, OK?
I'm scared.
I'm sorry, I...
I'm sorry, I'm usually not like this.
I'm talking about what people believe.
I'm Townsend P. Locke, from Chicago. Call me Towny.
I'm usually a very calm and collected person.
I'm wet.
I'm zipping your fly. What the hell do you think I'm doing?
I've been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lot of trouble
I've heard it all and I'm sick of it.
I've heard it all.
I've never seen you change your underwear
I've prayed in the saloons.
I've prayed in the streets.
I've prayed in the toilets.
I've watched it touch many stars.
If I can find the hole that's...
If I had my choice between the two, I'd come back as a president.
If I'd of caught up with you, there would be one dead Ratso
If someone does me bad like you...
If you hurry up, you'll catch the supper show.
If you let me have the suitcase.
If you need anything, there's beer and stuff behind me. Anything you want.
If you think I'm crippled, you should've caught him at the end of the day.
If you wanna call it by its name, that's strictly for fags.
If you want the word on that brother and sister act,
If you're gonna shiver, put your blankets up more.
If you're sitting over here, and he's sitting over there,
In case you didn't happen to notice it,
In fact, in the whole goddamn metropolitan area.
In fact, you can't scratch yourself without getting a bellybutton
In fact, you just sit comfy and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso.
In Florida, you got a terrific amount of coconut trees there.
In New York, no rich lady with any class at all
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
Incidentally, how much is this gonna cost me?
Is about the invasion of stylish furniture...
Is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
Is he all right?
Is he kin to you?
Is it because I'm a stablehand?
Is that hot?
Is that it right there?
Is that your problem, baby?
Is this the Gentleman's Escort Service?
Isn't this really a case of conning a lot of lonely people?
It ain't right cheating from a pregnant lady.
It all depends on what you believe in, you know?
It don't matter where, so long as He gets that prayer.
It don't say nothing about you. Don't say nothing about you.
It goes... It goes other places.
It makes me feel good. It does.
It might be terrific for you.
It occurred to me I'm expecting a phone call back at the hotel.
It says, Broadway and Harmony Lane,
It was beautiful, Mor, though. God, stop.
It's 28 degrees,
It's crazy, a stud like you paying that dame
It's free, then I ain't stealing.
It's good.
It's hot. Let's go.
It's hot. Watch out.
It's just one more up.
It's just till the Dramamine works. She gets carsick.
It's like heroin. Death is like heroin.
It's like nothing. It's like death. It's just nothing.
It's like what?
It's me.
It's not bad?
It's not far.
It's not worth anything. I can't go home without it either. Please.
It's OK, folks, everything's all right. Nothing to worry about.
It's OK, folks. Nothing to worry about.
It's right there in the corner. You wanna get it?
It's so difficult. I...
It's so difficult. I...
It's stupid, a stud like you paying. I mean, you don't wanna be stupid.
It's tendrils reaching out into space sometimes.
It's up in Central Park, taking a leak.
Italian restaurant? Does that appeal to you?
Jesus wants to know how many sent in $5 for the home worship kit
Joe Buck.
Joe could be anyone. I like that.
Joe, are you available Thursday night?
Joe, do me one favor?
Joe, do you love me, Joe?
Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing both of you a favor,
Joe?
Joe.
Joe.
John Wayne. Are you gonna tell me he's a fag?
Just another convenience, eh?
Just because I happened to get out of a car. Would you believe that?
Just come to look around a little bit, you know.
Just get me on a bus. You ain't sending me to Bellevue.
Just like our dump. Condemned by order of city hall.
Just open your heart and let it roll.
Just reach over and close his eyes.
Just take your hands off of me. Don't touch me.
Just when things going right for me, you gotta pull a damn stunt like this.
Keep going, up to the top. Right in the corner there, the top one.
Keep your blankets on you.
Keep your meat hooks off my radio.
Keeps the punks and the creeps out of here.
Key to Room 514, please, sir.
Kindly consideration, first.
Kiss me, Joe. Kiss me.
L 24.
Lay.
Leave now.
Let me put this thing over you.
Let's see how you look.
Let's...
Like 9:30.
Like say, pay...
Like sometimes your spirit goes up, sometimes it goes...
Like turning on the charm for some pretty little blond lady, you know?
Listen, I have to take a taxi. I need a few bucks.
Listen, I think we struck gold. This is one high class chick.
Listen, Marjorie, you should try it.
Listen, sweetie. Why don't you run along, and take the number.
Listen, that... Kissing Crazy Annie, man.
Loews Theatre warrants, 34, up one and a half.
Lonely people, yes. Who else would do it?
Lonesomeness is something you take, you hear?
Lonesomeness.
Long hours of precision choreography that would put the Rockettes to shame.
Look at how big you are, goddamn it!
Look at that there. That's some good, healthy stuff for you.
Look, I want you to stay, all right?
Look, I'm eating this shit, Ratso. Good.
Look, I'm not forcing you. I mean, like, who's forcing you?
Look, with these gals that wanna buy it, most of them are old and dignified.
Looks like you've been locked out of your room, buddy,
Love me.
Love you, kid.
M O N Y, money.
M O N Y.
Ma'am, Shirley, I sure hate to trouble you, but...
Ma'am?
Make your old grandma proud.
Make your old grandma proud.
Make yourself comfortable?
Mama? A coincidence. Guess who was being discussed.
Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things might work out better.
Maybe we ought to take a little nap...
Maybe you gotta think about those things for a while.
Merrill Island Mining, four and one sixteenth, up one eighth.
Miami Beach, that's where you could score.
Minus 26 cents for milk.
Miss who?
Mohawk Data Science is sixty four and five eighths,
More goddamn faggots in this town.
Morey's always complaining about his ulcers.
Most of those boys are troubled and confused.
Move over, Joe. Come here, Joe. Kiss me, Joe.
Musical arrangements, rehearsals, costume fittings.
My butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts,
My grandma, Sally Buck...
My ideal is Gary Cooper, but he's dead.
My mother would die. Don't take that.
My old man spent 14 hours a day down in that subway.
My remedy is, ma'am, you just dial the hotel here.
Need money? We love to lend it to you.
Nice, honey.
No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid.
No way to collect insurance.
No, don't take my watch. Please.
No, I bet you don't. I bet you ain't never even been laid.
No, I don't know nothing, man.
No, it not belong to yours. It belongs somebody else.
No, Joe. Joe.
No, ma'am, I ain't.
No, ma'am, I ain't. This is my first time.
No, wait a minute. I didn't say nothing about that. Did I say that?
No, you ain't wrong.
No, you're not, lady.
No.
No.
No. No, I don't think you're lying.
Not bad.
Not this morning, but the next at 11:30.
Not to my knowledge.
Now is the time to go to Lloyd's Discount Store
Now just one more close up with her.
Now, are you gonna let go of that table, or you want a busted skull?
Now, before we join in prayer for this poor sister,
Now, look at this here, see?
Now, wait a second, lady, goddamn it.
Now, you stay here.
O 62. Are there any bingos?
Officer, how do I get to Grand Central?
Oh, boy.
Oh, Cass, come on now.
Oh, Cass, honey.
Oh, Cass, take it easy now.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, get lost, will you?
Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it.
Oh, hell, I'm a hustler. You didn't know that?
Oh, hey.
Oh, I bet you it's a mess back there.
Oh, I deserved that. I brought this on myself. I know I did.
Oh, I had such a head.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I truly am.
Oh, I've been meaning to take that fridge up. Get it, will you?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Joe, it's...
Oh, Joe, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, lower.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Oh, now you're talking priest talk. You're talking priest talk, now.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's smart. Light a cigarette.
Oh, the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison.
Oh, there's glass there.
Oh, we keep them nice and safe till you get this thing settled.
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. Here.
Oh, yes, ma'am. I mean business.
Oh, yes, sweet Jesus, I tell you, faith healeth.
Oh! Hitler's storm troopers!
Oh...
OK, come on. Come on.
OK, cut it out now. That's enough.
OK, folks. Just a little illness. We'll be in Miami in a few minutes.
OK, go ahead. Go on, take a look.
OK, Rico, Rico, Rico.
OK, Rico?
OK?
OK.
OK. OK, boy.
On the big board,
One big lousy X.
One, two. One, two. And rest.
Only 30 seconds. Do you read me?
Only why did you buy them?
Operator. Number, please.
Or get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you...
Or mine?
Orbital module has failed to separate from upper stage booster as planned.
Over there at The Plaza and where am I gonna be, you know? Where?
Over there, behind that thing.
Over there.
Pardon me, ma'am. I'm brand spanking new in town,
Please go. Please.
Please take it.
Please, you're annoying me. Don't start up again.
Please.
Plus five cents for Dentyne. Gum.
Poop, I say. Poop.
Preparing for this brief moment of glory at halftime.
Property of the YMCA.
Put me on a bus. I don't need you.
Real damn penthouse, Cass.
Really, forgive me. I'm awfully sorry.
Remington shotgun for only $72.47.
Rico, I mean.
Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico.
Rico, Rico.
Rico, then.
Rico, up here!
Rico!
Rico?
Rico?
Rico. Hey, Rico?
Right. Fine. OK.
Right. OK.
Right. Well, she changed her mind. She won't need nobody tonight.
Running around a beach, all suntanned,
Say it! That's the ticket, boy.
Say, Cass,
Say, why don't you and me get right down on our knees right now?
Say, you ever run into a cowhand by the name of Woodsy Niles?
Say, you haven't got a quarter, have you? Just a quarter?
Score once in a setup like that, and, Christ, the way they talk,
Scribbage.
See, I know when I give satisfaction, I give her satisfaction.
Seems to me you're different from most of the boys that come to me.
Seventy seven radio in New York.
Seventy seven WABC.
She died without letting me know.
She give it to me, boy. Give me the goddamn thing.
She got a penthouse up there
She went crazy, if you wanna know the damn truth.
She would die.
Shit.
Shit.
Sing along with Sister Rosella.
Sit down. Sit down. Relax.
Six, up one half.
Smart thing to do is haul my ass out of here.
Smells worse hot than it did cold.
So call me at the office later. Yeah, OK. Bye bye.
So help me. Everything but the sofa, you know?
So I'm a drunk.
So if I'm gonna stay here a couple days, I just thought you should know.
So who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
So you could sleep. I mean, Christ.
So you really wanna do business?
So you want help?
Social register types, you know what I mean?
Some of that stuff's for you too. Look, try that on for size for you.
Some old slut on 42nd Street?
Some people believe you can come back in another body.
Some sort of outdoors work.
Someone I can talk to in bed.
Sometimes you make me wanna puke, Ratso.
Sorry, Tex, my mind isn't all here.
Sounds like crap. Admit it.
Sounds like they knew you.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. Check trajectory.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. I read you.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. We've lost contact with Captain Grace.
St. Christopher's the patron saint of all travelers.
Starting tomorrow, you'll cook your own goddamn dinner.
Sticky. What did you do, slobber on it?
Stop it, do you hear me? I said stop that!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stupid bastard coughed his lungs out from breathing in that wax all day.
Suppose we just don't talk about it anymore.
Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it?
Sure.
Surely. You follow the green lights.
Take it easy, boy.
Take it easy, but take it.
Tall. Definitely tall.

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