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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

"Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" (2009) is an adventurous comedy film that takes place at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. The movie follows the exploits of night guard Larry Daley, played by Ben Stiller, as the exhibits come to life once again, this time in the sprawling Smithsonian complex. The star-studded cast includes Owen Wilson, Amy Adams, Hank Azaria, and Robin Williams. If you're keen to experience the sounds and thrills of this film, you can play and download them here.

A bunch of whats?
A lady pilot! Preposterous!
A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since your last visit.
A lot of people didn't think we could fly, either.
A man with a spear trapped a bird and a sideways fish in a vase.
About the key to happiness?
Actually, I was going to say physical exercise,
Actually, it has a magical power that brings all the exhibits to life.
Adiós, bird brains!
Afraid this cowboy's been to his last hoedown.
After two months of renovation,
Again, why?
Ah, well. Tick tock, Mr. Daley.
Ahkmenrah's tablet will be remaining here with him.
Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama! Now, get! Go!
All gussied up, but dead inside.
All I ask is your allegiance,
All of us here, together, in this place.
All right, come on. Let's go.
All right, good, but we should get going, 'cause we...
All right, here's the plan.
All right, sorry.
All right, then. Moonlight is wasting,
All right, troops, when your enemies captured me,
All right, what is this Cube of Rubik, then?
All right. Now,
All right. Where are you guys?
All right. Yeah.
All together, now!
All us French do.
ALL: (SINGING) ♪ That's the way, uh huh, uh huh ♪
ALL: The Glow in the Dark Flashlight!
Allow me to offer you one piece of advice.
Amelia Earhart! Perhaps you've heard of me?
AMELIA: Now let's see if we can find these Einsteins of yours.
AMELIA: So, how long have you guarded antiquities?
AMELIA: We'll get you back down to your chums, Mr. Daley.
And attack.
And bring forth my army from the Land of the Dead.
And by the way, you're a little pitchy.
And from the darkest depths of ancient history,
And good old fashioned American ingenuity.
And help I will bring.
And I do mean everything. They even gave him the throne.
And I don't want to see it squandered in self pity.
And I give you precisely five seconds
And I have a feeling it's going to be a beautiful sunrise.
And I mean even for a regular sized human.
And I'm in kind of a dangerous situation right now,
And I've come up with a brand new and improved battle plan!
And if I had to say a third, goofy. Just goofy.
And in return, I offer you the world.
And let's sit our fanny back in that throne of yours.
And might I say, a hearty well done is in order.
And now both afraid to ruin your relationship
And now the world!
And now we're in a world of hurt, boy!
And now you can't get it open.
And now your latest breakthrough...
And put her precious nail polished nails all over the exhibits.
And so the adventure continues.
And so, the little tiny man who could not be a smaller or shorter mouse
And that's a cold place to be, boy.
And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it.
And the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!
And the Pharaoh's tomb, I.E. the pyramids.
And the time is short.
And the writing here says we'll find it
And then the sun came up and you froze.
And there should be a stairwell coming up on your left.
And there was also a beetle.
And they want in. I don't know who they are,
And we will drive across America with my flashlight on your chest.
And we're gonna say good night.
And we're gonna spend the next paid programing block
And when does he want to meet?
And who knows?
And you, sir, are in a heap of trouble!
And you're just doing your job, all right.
And young Al Capone.
And your little cowboy friend seemed like such a charming little fellow.
And, also, be nice to people.
Another possible translation is,
Any questions not about the dress?
Any time you're done, Mr. Daley.
Anyway, why do you care?
Apparently, it's a matter of life and death.
Apparently, they can also hear me talking to myself.
Are there any other questions?
Are there any other questions?
Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
Are you coming, or what?
Are you gonna be okay?
Are you throwing him away or are you moving him?
Are you with me?
As you can see, New Yorkers are flooding in,
At the end of the hall, turn right,
At the end of the hall, turn right,
At the exact moment that I want to release it, okay?
At the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
At the heart of the pyramids.
At the interesting joke store that you shop at?
At which point, we will all jump out of this box
At your service.
Attack it!
Attention!
Away.
Back off! Just back off!
Because I have come back to...
Because now I shall have the tremendous pleasure
Big mistake. Big mistake.
Bird. Man with spear. Sideways fish. Beetle. Vase.
Blah, blah, blah. History, history. Learning, learning.
Blast these pigeons and their incessant cooing!
Bonsoir.
Boom! Bang!
Boom.
Bringing things back to life is just a parlor trick.
Brundon? No.
Bully, lads and ladies, the name is Theodore Roosevelt,
But because I smell adventure, and, damn it, I want in.
But don't call me cute! I ain't cute!
But fine, just tell me who the boss is and you can have it.
But first I want to clarify something so you know what you are getting.
But I wasn't terrible. In fact, I was quite an effective leader.
But I wasn't terrible. In fact, I was quite an effective leader.
But it doesn't matter.
But it is our last night as a family,
But it wouldn't have been the first time
But it's never going to be the same.
But now I have come back to life!
But really, I could. I really...
But the love thing's good, too.
But they shipped them out this morning.
But they're on exhibit here, too, apparently.
But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here.
But we can't very well do that if we're stuck in here, now, can we?
But we really need to figure out the secret
But what I see in front of me is a man who's lost his moxie.
But what's no joke is you're CEO of Daley Devices,
But won't yelling, Attack! alert the enemy
But you put one of your little child hands on that tablet again,
But you're in the dark! What are you gonna do?
But, in the morning...
But, seriously, isn't it true that just two years ago,
By asking you gentlemen a question.
By telling the other person that you want to be more than friends,
By telling the other person that you want to be more than friends,
Can you stop narrating everything we're doing? Just live in the moment.
Canada.
CAPONE: Oh, you're a spunky little fella!
Caught this one trying to escape through a rust hole in the crate.
Changing America, one child at a time.
Charge!
Chest bump?
CHILDREN: Mommy! Daddy! Come quick! I'm scared!
Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot. Lawrence.
Come back just in time to see us off!
Come for one of your nostalgia tours?
Come here, little one.
Come on, boy! Come on, come on!
Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
Come on, people! Let's go! Without that tablet, we've nothing!
Come on, we gotta go. We don't have time. Come on!
Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad!
Come on.
Come on.
Come, now, Mr. President, put the little man down
Contact!
Could you just fly away, please?
Could you please give us a scratch?
Could you take me there? I'm always getting lost.
Creator of such indispensable items as the Super Big Dog Bone!
Criminy, we're jimmy jacked.
CUPID: ♪ Kick the chorus, y'all! ♪
Da, but...
Da. If we are talking about world domination,
Dadgum it, we almost had him, too.
De torque. De torque.
Deep storage. Federal Archives.
Delusional and weirdo.
Dexter, you don't know that.
Dexter, you know better.
Did I?
Did you foolishly lead 208 Americans to their deaths
Did you just make a decision to possibly end your life
Didn't expect your friend to run off like that, did you?
Didn't you hear? The war's over!
Disgusting half pigeons!
Do anything?
Do not return to the Underworld!
Do you know what that sound is?
Do you know why I became a pilot?
Do you read hieroglyphics?
Do you read hieroglyphics?
Do you understand this?
Do you wish to surrender honorably?
Do you?
Does it do anything?
Don't cross this line with your hand!
Don't say it! Oh, God, I see you getting ready.
Don't squirm. It'll only be worse for you.
Don't touch the hair.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, I got this handled. You don't want to give me my friends,
Don't you get it, kid? You're looking for the secret number
Don't you manhandle me!
DRIVER: Okay, boss.
Drop the flashlight.
During business hours.
Eager to see just what changes are in store.
Earlier than you were expecting?
Enough out of you! Remember what happened last time?
Entrusting me with one of my people's most prized possessions.
Even some of the shabbier animals,
Even the glory of Rome had to come to an end.
Even when you're threatening me. It's hilarious.
Except what? Say it. Except with a body?
Excuse me. Mind if I get in here?
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
Farewell, lovely lady and small, little man.
Farewell.
Fear not, for I shall wait a thousand more if I must.
Fear not, Larry! I will help Jedediah!
Feels good, right?
Finally. Finally! After 3,000 years,
Fine!
First woman to do that.
First woman to fly across the 48 states in a gyroprop.
First woman to fly across the Atlantic, and she received the Flying Cross,
First woman to receive the Flying Cross,
First, give me the combination and hand over that tablet.
For the electric saw thing with the propeller, all right?
For the fun of it.
Founder of the national parks, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Freak? I assure you, sir, I am no freak.
Freeze? I...
From the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial.
From the looks of things, I'd say he has a little over an hour.
Frozen, and I'll walk out of here with my buddies and that'll be that.
General George A. Custer of the Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,
Gentlemen,
Gentlemen, we're trying to crack the combination of this tablet doodad,
Get in there!
Get over yourself space snob!
Get them!
Gigantor! It's me, Jedediah!
Gina, give this back to Stewart. I don't trust his math, okay?
Give me that.
Giving up yet?
Go!
Go!
Go. Go! All of you! Kill him! And bring me that tablet.
Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!
Going to attack, and then...
Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be standing here in a frustrated position,
Good, good.
Good. 'Cause, as night guards go, you're...
Good. Well, then...
Goodbye, strange birdmen.
Great Gatsby!
Great, but I do know the combination.
Great, I'll give you the combination after you give him back.
Great, you're back.
Great. And I'll release what I want to release
Great. But could I just ask you one thing?
Great. Gods of love, would you shut up?
Great. Hey...
Guard your cards, okay? Now you bet.
Guys! Hey, guys!
Hang on a second. One last thing I got to take care of.
Hang on one sec. I just gotta...
Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are about to get interesting.
Have a sword.
Have fun.
Have we met?
He knows baby brother. The favorite son.
He never mentioned that.
He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin. He's not just a monkey.
He's certainly no Einstein.
He's coming back, Ka Ka Ro.
He's leaving with the tablet!
He's not trying to figure out the... He's trying to escape!
He's pretty much the same, except with...
He's right here.
Hello, Mr. Daley. Nice to see you again.
Hello, Mr. Daley. Nice to see you again.
Hello! Excuse me! Unauthorized personnel!
Hello?
HENCHMAN: Hey, boss.
HENCHMAN: Now, you're in real trouble.
Here you go. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!
Here, come on. Gonna drop you off at your mom's.
Here, head on downstairs, guys.
Hey, Able!
Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me what's going on around here.
Hey, baby! Check out the gun show going on over here!
Hey, boy, how's it going?
Hey, buddy, how you doing? Huh?
Hey, come on, man. No hard feelings, all right?
Hey, Dexter, want some help there?
Hey, excuse me. Could we keep moving, please?
Hey, fellas. How you doing?
Hey, guys! It's okay!
Hey, I could show you how bad I am!
Hey, it's all right. I don't want to hurt you.
Hey, mister! You forgot your...
Hey, think you could hook us up with a ride?
Hey, you dum dums bring me gum gum?
Hey, you happen to know where those little Einstein bobblehead guys are?
Hey, you know what you should check out is the the Hall of Miniatures.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! That'd be me.
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey! You got this, partner. I know you do.
Hey.
Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the Federal Archives?
Hiding? What are you doing? Come on, we need you.
Hmm, look at that!
Hmm!
Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth!
How about I don't kill you right now, like I really, really want to,
How about spears? Are you one to shy away from spears?
How about these planes dangling from the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.
How about you, huh?
How are you gonna find it? I'll tell you how.
How dare you! If you speak again, I'm going to kill you.
How dare you? If you touch that again, I shall kill you right now.
How you doing with all this?
How you doing, fellas?
I ain't gonna make it!
I ain't shaggy headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!
I am a centuries old Egyptian Pharaoh. I was dead,
I am an inventor, yeah. I invent stuff.
I am excited by it. I just said...
I am Kahmunrah, the great king of the great kings,
I am Kahmunrah. I am half god,
I am not my brother, Larry.
I can handle this, okay?
I can see that you're genuinely slightly bothered,
I can't even believe it! Oh, God, I want to kill you right...
I can't skedaddle. My friends are being held down there.
I didn't call you 'cause we needed your help.
I don't deserve these stars.
I don't even know what they are.
I don't know about you fellas, but this old cowboy just got to second base.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know why I did that, Mr. Daley.
I don't know, did they run out of jokes
I don't know, Princess Jasmine. Am I?
I don't know! What am I, the Sphinx?
I don't know.
I don't know. I just got to get this tablet translated.
I don't mean to stare. I just...
I don't think he has all night at all, Mr. Daley.
I don't think it's you they're afraid of, Mr. Daley.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's it.
I don't want it! I don't want the stick!
I don't, no.
I get that a lot.
I got a pitch meeting at Wal Mart in the morning...
I got my moxie.
I got this Japanese deal.
I got to go get them. I got to find another way down.
I gotta get over there.
I guess I should be going.
I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a fish who didn't like being out of water.
I have come back to life!
I have not lost my...
I have seen things that you could not imagine.
I haven't seen you for a few months.
I hope for your little friend's sake, here,
I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now, suddenly,
I just had to ask. I'm sorry.
I just love the nitty gritty of relationships.
I just thought with the fancy getup and all...
I just want to focus on this. Okay.
I just want to... I'm allowed to look at it here, okay?
I just... You're not...
I know it's hard, could you just...
I know you are a famous general...
I know you've got moxie in you yet.
I know, right? It's a trip.
I know. It's so lifelike.
I literally didn't understand one word of that.
I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm...
I mean, I was a guard back in New York, but that was a while ago.
I mean, Ivan the Terrible, that really pops.
I mean, she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.
I need you to talk me to the Archives.
I prefer the Maglite LED myself, but that's just me.
I promised Jedediah I would bring help,
I repeat, not a friendly!
I ride on the back of nature's most fearsome creature! I ride
I said one second, Ma! I really think I'm on to something here!
I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're in it now! I love it! I love it!
I say no go. Let's not go.
I see the uniform still fits after these long, long years.
I shall do my best.
I shall murder you if you talk again.
I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it.
I shan't hurt you.
I should hope you'd do more than guess, my friend.
I spent two weeks spear hunting with a tribe in Micronesia.
I still have your friends!
I suppose we should probably start by watching him die.
I take it you have a plan.
I talked to McPhee, I called the board,
I think he'll have a thought on this.
I think there's someone there who might have a better thought on this.
I think we make a good team, perhaps more than a team.
I think you're an amazing person. You're...
I used to work every night, remember?
I wanna say thank you.
I want a go, no go for launch.
I want to get to the story of our relationship,
I want to help you, and not because I like you, which so far I don't,
I want to help!
I will always be famous for my biggest failure.
I will fork you!
I will kill you and your friends in the blink of an eye.
I will literally rent a camper,
I will loudly announce that we are not
I won't be making this journey, Lawrence.
I won't be making this journey, Lawrence.
I would save my breath if I were you.
I... Hey!
I.T.T.? That's Intent to Touch ', homey.
I'd love to help you, but first things first.
I'd say somebody found his moxie.
I'll call the board in the morning, all right? I got some pull now.
I'll call you when I'm in.
I'll give it to you. You see that?
I'll give you the tablet and the combination
I'll just bet he didn't.
I'll see you, Teddy.
I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death.
I'll touch you with my flashlight all day.
I'm a bobblehead, dummkopf,
I'm a failure.
I'm a person, just like you.
I'm afraid this night is their last.
I'm awake.
I'm gonna divide the house.
I'm in charge. Me and the board.
I'm just gonna squander it in self pity.
I'm kidding. He's not a document.
I'm missing a few body parts.
I'm not a nut.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm not here to be your speech therapist. It's Brundon!
I'm not one to shy away from danger.
I'm not what, Mr. Daley?
I'm so scared of Ivan. He's bad news.
I'm sorry, but we're all full up in our axis of evil today. Sorry.
I'm sorry, I can't tell. Is it yes or no? Cause you just...
I'm sorry, Jed.
I'm sorry, Larry.
I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are underground, and they're a secure area.
I'm sorry, who are you?
I'm sorry. Hi.
I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it.
I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby little fingers all over that thing!
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
I've always known.
I've been studying these plans to the Archives.
I've been worried sick! Sick I tell you.
I've got it.
If it ain't Mr. Big in the Britches himself,
If it weren't for me, you'd still be lost in that monochromatic mayhem!
If we figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
If you didn't know this combination,
If you do not, I shall kill your friends.
If you figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
If you're not excited by it, why do you do it?
In fact, if anyone is freakish, I'm afraid it's you, sir.
In fact, let's see if we can't make time fly.
In the moment that he wants it, which is right now,
In truth, Lawrence,
Is it just me or is there music in the air?
Is it just me, or are these guys unbelievably cute?
Is that all you got, huh?
Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think.
Isn't he just?
Isn't really working out for you, huh?
It ain't never gonna be home, boy.
It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference.
It means, and this is just a rough translation,
It must be really frustrating,
It seems myself, Rexy, and a few of the signature exhibits
It sounded like you were gonna say something cool.
It was Abraham Lincoln's idea.
It was my bad, 'cause... You know what? By the way,
It was shorter in Egyptian.
It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you.
It would be great if we could...
It would be unbelievable.
It'll be the last thing them tiny little mitts of yours ever touch.
It'll have to do.
It's a figure! I.E., a number.
It's a monkey.
It's a plan. It's a brilliant plan.
It's almost dawn, Lawrence.
It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
It's doing what you love, isn't it? With people you love.
It's done! They leave tomorrow morning. It's over.
It's gonna be fine.
It's just there are certain issues that would prevent us from...
It's like a biscuit or a scone.
It's made out of balsa wood and paper.
It's not about height or something else.
It's not about the arrangement. Quiet! Shh!
It's not happening with him.
It's not really as catchy, is it?
It's rhetorical.
It's that very can do spirit that has defined this remarkable nation of ours.
It's true. Currency, like gold or paper money.
It's up in New York. It's funny, I know your brother, Ahkmenrah.
Ivan the Awesome?
Ivan the Awesome.
Ivan the Terrible.
Jed, what are you... How did you dial the phone?
Jedediah, please! Lawrence, these are emotional times for all of us.
JEDEDIAH: Don't give it to him, Gigantor! Keep him away!
JEDEDIAH: Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!
JEDEDIAH: In case you forgot, Gigantor, they don't want us there anymore.
JEDEDIAH: Look a little nervous there, Ramen Noodle.
JEDEDIAH: No touching! No touching!
JEDEDIAH: No! I won't be muzzled!
JEDEDIAH: Straight towards...
JEDEDIAH: Well, lookee here.
Joey Motorola, you get down here for supper right now!
Jupiter, protect me.
Just 'cause he's from Brooklyn!
Just friends?
Just keep her straight, I'll handle the rest.
Just remember, son, a house divided against itself cannot stand.
Just tell me who the boss is and I'll give it to you.
Just this. My daughter's birthday, canceled!
Just, you sort of struck me as a next level sort of guy, so I was...
KAHMUNRAH: Do you hear that humming sound?
KAHMUNRAH: No, no!
KAHMUNRAH: Where?
Kahmunrah.
Keep it together, all right?
Knowing that all of your valiant efforts were, in the end, for naught.
Lar! Huge news! We got the Wal Mart meeting.
Larry Daley. Daley Devices?
Larry, I know you're trying to make us feel better.
Larry, what's done is done.
LARRY: Here it is. Open it.
LARRY: Tone it down with the torque. Torque it down.
LARRY: We should be okay in here for a while.
LARRY: What if this was your house?
LARRY: Yeah, friends.
Larry!
Later, dude.
Lawrence!
Lawrence! Bless you for bringing them back.
Lawrence! Good to see you, lad!
Let it go, baby.
Let's ankle, skipper! Now we're gonna have some fun.
Let's go to work.
Let's go!
Let's watch you do nothing when I do this.
Like a Golden Fleece.
Like the brilliant and famous general that I am,
Like the rocket ship?
Like this scrawny little monkey.
Like what kind of stuff?
Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to open the gate.
Literally. Are there any questions?
Long story! That brazen little monkey stole the tablet,
Look at you, Lawrence.
Look, buddy, we don't want any trouble, all right?
Look, I don't even know how to begin
Look, lady, could you get out of the way?
Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind of in the middle of something here
Look, that tablet is more powerful
Look. I can talk to you about this all night, okay?
Look. Neither of us are gonna be jamming anytime soon, right?
Looks like once you get down the stairwell...
Love theme from Titanic. Good, but not really appropriate.
Made of...
Mainly the board.
MAN 1: (ON PA) D.C., this is Air and Space.
MAN 1: (ON PA) Torquing angles incoming.
MAN: (ON PA) ID, Brundon.
MAN: Come on. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
MAN: It's over! It's over! It's all over!
Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand!
Maybe you could help us.
Merci, mademoiselle.
Mind bomb. What do you think?
Mmm.
Monkey, then. I said monkey. Why be specific?
Most feared leaders in all of history.
Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me.
Moxie doesn't fly planes! People who have pilots' licenses fly planes!
Mr. Daley, we should be going to the sculpture gallery.
Mr. Daley! I found your Einsteins.
Mr. Egypt, these two here heard that we're taking over the world
Mr. President, we're gonna need you to hold still now.
Mr. Thinker, we're sorry to interrupt your contemplation,
Must be a real bummer for you, Larry,
My beautiful, beautiful army,
My evil army of the damned,
My name is Larry Daley.
My nose is so itchy, it's driving me insane.
My parents gave me this tablet some 3,000 years ago,
My pleasure, of course.
My situation changed. My business took off...
Napoleon Bonaparte.
Naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty sixth President of these great United States.
Never mind, just hand me the tablet.
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
Never surrender!
Nick, you're... Nick!
Nick? Hello? Nick?
Nick? Hello? Nick?
Ninety eight, ninety nine, bingo!
No need for final words.
No offense, I just...
No touching.
No, actually, I sold my company.
No, don't change the arrangement,
No, English. English, perhaps.
No, I borrowed this.
No, I did. It was great. I mean, the slapping hurt a little bit, but...
No, I didn't mean you're a freak...
No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around the last couple of years at the museum.
No, I wasn't. You're not allowed to go over the...
No, it's because I've got this ancient raised from the dead evil Pharaoh guy
No, it's just that people love this stuff.
No, let's hold off on the victory parade till we close, okay?
No, Mr. Daley, not adding. Replacing the old exhibits.
No, no, no, 3.14159265.
No, no! No! All systems go and green for lift off.
No, not aircraft.
No, now she course corrected.
No, okay, I'm turning this off. I'm sorry.
No, partner. I called you 'cause you needed us.
No, really, what's it do?
No, we're definitely not green for any kind of lift off!
No, you don't. If I may, lad,
No, your flashlight is meant to illuminate.
No!
No!
No!
No! Because you are going to live!
No! Our fight is not with you.
No! That's the first plane ever made!
No.
No. It takes two opposing forces to cause friction, and...
No. No! No, no, no!
No. Sorry, I wasn't trying to...
None, none, dum dum.
Not cut out for the corporate jungle after all. Got fired.
Not good!
Not in, under. It looks like it runs underneath the entire Smithsonian.
Not quite yet, no.
Nothing.
Nothing. It's just for decoration.
Now hold it a second, now.
Now hold on!
Now if you'd wipe that perhaps permanent look of alarm off your kisser,
Now listen, and listen good. I can help you.
Now take me to this Cube of Rubik.
Now what?
Now you let old Jedediah out of here or he's gonna get angry.
Now, charge!
Now, Gigantor's out there risking his hide for us.
Now, if you don't mind, I shall take that from you.
Now, if your boyfriend would kindly come with me...
Now, listen. You're both proud capuchin!
Now, Nicholas, I have a very good, highly thought out plan.
Now, you have a right to keep me as your captive, torture me, even,
Now!
Nyet! He is not our master!
Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and...
OCTAVIUS: Halt!
OCTAVIUS: Incoming!
OCTAVIUS: There she goes.
OCTAVIUS: They say a good man rules this union.
October 27th, the year of our Lord 1858.
Of course I like you. You're incredible.
Of course. Just be a historical document worthy of storing for all eternity.
Of killing you myself!
Oh, boy.
Oh, dash it, the pain!
Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.
Oh, great! This guy again.
Oh, great.
Oh, I'm way past the stairwell, Nicky.
Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise. I got to get you guys back.
Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, our path has been blocked by bad people. What's the fun in that?
Oh, no, there's another Teddy.
Oh, no, we're not...
Oh, no. This is!
Oh, please. What damage could they possibly do?
Oh, right. You're a famous pilot or whatever.
Oh, she's good.
Oh, this is awkward.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine volt. Yeah.
Oh, yes! That's exquisite. Oh! A little over there...
Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, that's...
Oh, you naive American man boy.
Oh! If it isn't our very own Mr. Success Story.
Oh.
Oh. You want what's in here? Huh?
Oh...
Okay, all right. We got a lot of work to do.
Okay, and what does that mean?
Okay, and what does that mean?
Okay, buddy, I'm in.
Okay, buddy, McPhee said the Federal Archives are in the Smithsonian.
Okay, now you got to throw some cards down.
Okay, so what's the plan here?
Okay, sure, you can have it.
Okay, then, you know what? Cancel that pitch
Okay, where were you born?
Okay, you know what? It's not really the song choice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. 3.14...
Okay. After you give me Jed and release my friends.
Okay. Are you threatening me, Brundon?
Okay. Don't blame me if something happens to you.
Okay. Glad you're happy.
Okay. I think the Einsteins are over here, though.
Okay. Then why are you staring at me?
Okay. Yeah. Great.
Okay. You're made of...
Old Bessie, the old family bus.
Old Jedediah will be fine.
On the third bugle blast, I shall loudly announce, Attack!
Once removed on my mother's side,
One day, we've got to get rid of everything old,
One more time? I'm sorry. I didn't catch the...
One night in Gettysburg...
One of his little friends got away.
One of the wires is jammed. I'm going to have to loosen it.
One second, Ma!
One would say that...
Oops! I lied.
Open that cage.
Or I shall kill all of your friends,
Or must this end with the spilling of your blood?
Or should I give it to Kahmunrah? He's your master, right?
Or you gonna run away again when you get something better?
Our moai friend is right. The dawn will soon be upon us.
Out of our way!
Over there, in Air and Space.
People always say, Ivan the Terrible, he's so terrible.
Perhaps the greatest battle the world will never know.
Perhaps you did not hear what I just said.
Pilot? I was the first woman to fly the Atlantic!
Please shut up. We're trying to hide.
Power's out. Lights are dead.
Probably let his horse lick it, too!
Progress, so they tell me.
Pull up!
Put your attitude way down,
Quick!
Race you to Paris?
Really, it's just fantastic to meet you all.
Really? 'Cause he acts like he is.
Really? 'Cause he's got more medals and a bigger hat, but...
Really? All night? Well!
Really? Like, totally secure? Okay, thank you.
Really? What's he like, this other me?
Remember, stay with your buddy, all right?
Right here in New York City, on Twentieth Street.
Right now, this moment, this night,
Right there, please, Mr. Daley.
Right. Okay, Honest Abe. Of course. I'm sorry. Great.
Rightful ruler of Egypt, future ruler of...
Rocking your world.
Roger that, flight.
Ruby slippers indeed.
Runs into the claws of the giant cat!
Safe journey, my love.
Sand baths are really rejuvenating for the skin. Exfoliates.
Say it with me, America!
See that? Act first, think later! Works every time!
See what happens when you touch it!
Send Larry Daley and his friends to their doom!
Seriously, dude, these animatronics suck.
Shall be unleashed!
She's heading to Canada.
Shoo!
Short?
Shove your hands into your pockets,
Silence! Silence in there, please!
Sir, if you go out there, you're gonna freak a lot of people out!
So Crazy Hair here, he sang.
So he can rule the world.
So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is down there...
So it is because I'm a woman!
So it's not like we should... It's not even an issue.
So just take a second to be happy about it.
So they're gone? There's nothing you can do?
So this new job, do you like it?
So what's our next move, partner?
So where are these guys going?
So who will join me for one final stroll through these hallowed halls?
So why did you leave? Did you not enjoy it?
So you don't like me, then.
So you might not want to be anywhere near me.
So you're quite the smooth operator, aren't you, Mr. Daley?
So you're threatening me? You're threatening me, Brandon?
So you're working tonight.
So, I can't do this, right?
So, I got all night.
So, if it's not too much trouble...
So, to what do we owe this triumphant return?
Some big help.
Some of the most despicable,
Something tells me you do, too. Ho, now!
Sometimes it's more noble to tell a small lie than deliver a painful truth.
Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity.
Sorry, I can't tell if it's up or...
Sorry, it looks like Brandon, but...
Sorry, it's in the blood.
Sorry! Goodbye.
Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...
Sorry. These guys are chasing me.
Steady, my friend! Just stay alive! I will find you!
Step up, ask your question.
Stop!
Streltsy! Go!
Streltsy! Make him dead!
Sun come, dum dum.
Sure as moon shines on a mongoose, he'll be here.
Sure, I talk a good game,
Sure, we were in a little pickle,
Sweet rutabaga pie, that was divine.
Take it easy, man.
Take me out of here!
TEDDY: Hello? A little assistance?
TEDDY: My dear, shall we?
Tell 'em.
Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now
Than you, Larry Daley of Daley Devices, can possibly imagine.
Thank you for coming! Good night!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Good night.
Thank you. Good work. Over and out.
Thank you. You might got a lot of medals,
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't you.
That beautiful lady over there.
That fancy suit you've been parading around in these past couple years,
That gal took me across the Atlantic!
That guy's great.
That is not my name.
That is the sound of the End.
That is true, two time world heavyweight champ George Foreman.
That smarts.
That there's a hanging suit.
That thing that I was trying to tell you about earlier...
That this is not a dress.
That was when you had the coolest job in the world.
That we are about to attack?
That you also figured out the combination.
That you like like each other?
That you like like each other?
That's a simple one.
That's actually pretty cool, what you just did.
That's all right, that's all right.
That's an easy one. The answer's in the question.
That's just one possible translation.
That's not good.
That's not really your fight.
That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian is actually 19 different museums.
That's what they called you?
The Cube of Rubik.
The Cube?
The Cube. You know, the one that turns all who oppose you to dust?
The evolution from enemy to friends.
The fellow we're looking for is just down here.
The Glow in the Dark Flashlight!
The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!
The key to happiness, to true happiness, is...
The key to happiness?
The least we can do is give him some help.
The Micronesians had much slower reflexes.
The mighty Octavius has returned!
The name is Abraham Lincoln.
The next, a rich, anonymous donor gives a huge endowment.
The point is, we're not getting into the Air and Space right now.
The Smithsonian.
The squirrel!
The tablet! Now!
The throne which was rightfully mine!
The truth is, you are very small.
The truth is, you two are adorable together.
The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment!
The Tuskegee Airmen are on the march once again.
The world doth move in mysterious ways.
Then bring Larry Daley of Daley Devices
Then deadly. Watch.
Then let the next little boy or girl have their turn.
Then of course, I am interested.
Then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet.
Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
There ain't been a we ever since you put us on the pay no mind list.
There she is, Mr. Daley.
There you are! Are you all right?
There's got to be something that we can do.
There's just too much going on here.
There's not really an easy way to put this,
These so and so's are trying to rough up my pal here
They called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty,
They can sense movement.
They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing.
They made themselves my enemies as well.
They need a leader.
They want Friday morning, 10:00 a.m.
They're getting away!
They're going without the tablet, my friend.
They're laid out around the National Mall,
Think again, boys!
Think you're stronger than me, huh? Whoa!
This is a lot of food, Dad.
This is a no touching zone!
This is no fun. You're supposed to...
This is not a dress. This is a tunic.
This is what you're gonna be remembered for.
This is your last stand.
This little Midnight Cowboy's got some fight left in him.
This man is a peasant! I am the only one here of noble birth!
This night ain't over yet.
This place is lame. This thing doesn't even look real.
This rodeo clown wouldn't know a flapjack from a flyswatter.
Those underground tunnels connect a bunch of different buildings.
Thought you could get away, didn't you, Larry Daley?
To come back from the dead and everything,
To give me that tablet and tell me the combination?
Today's technology is beyond me.
Tonight, The Museum of Natural History reopens its doors to the public.
Trade you. Thanks.
Tunic?
Twenty sixth President of the United States, Rough Rider,
Uh huh.
Uh uh! Don't you squirm!
Uh...
Um, wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait.
Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting them to fight amongst themselves.
Victory is ours!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute. I saw a bunch of those.
Wait for it.
Wait, I'm coming with you!
Wait, wait, wait. No, no!
Want to see what happens when I do it one more time?
We already got the combination. It's pi.
We are back online and fully operational.
We are in a no fly, no go phase.
We are not going to attack right
We certainly could, but then we might miss a rare opportunity.
We cool?
We have launch commit.
We have one of you in New York.
We just have to go over a couple of little work things.
We need to escape.
We only got 28 minutes till sundown.
We really need someone to translate what's written on this tablet.
We? Did you hear that? You hear Daydream Johnny?
We'll know.
We're Americans! We don't plan, we do!
We're getting rid of all this junk. The dioramas, the waxworks,
We're not a... I mean, we're not a...
We're told the museum will be more lively than ever.
We've got about 10 minutes to get over there to Jed.
Welcome home, son.
Welcome to The Museum of Natural History, where history comes to life!
Well played, Jedediah!
Well, everything else.
Well, he's my human. Back off!
Well, I do.
Well, I sort of design products and sell them.
Well, I sort of...
Well, I thought you were amazing, and you look wonderful.
Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening,
Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah,
Well, okay, did you just hear me say Wal and Mart together?
Well, the Glow in the Dark Flashlight, that was mine.
Well, this is one humdinger of a hootenanny.
Well, whistle me Dixie, the answer's pi!
Well, you're back where you belong.
Well. Well, well, well!
Were you guys, like, friends in college
Were you guys, like, friends in college
Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here
What a pity.
What a terrible disappointment you must be to yourself.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? What is that? What is this?
What are you, the Primate Garbage Police?
What are you?
What did I tell you? Enough!
What for, Captain?
What is exactly is your plan here, Dad?
What is that flibberty widget you are talking to?
What is that funny sound?
What is that thing?
What unit are you from?
What was that about?
What, are you gonna kiss it?
What?
What?
What? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush! Hey, fellas!
What? Oh, no, I don't actually work at the...
What? What am I looking at, Mardi Gras?
What? Why would you even say that?
What's a flapjack?
What's going on, Dad?
What's the amazing Custer about to say now? I hope he's my friend, or...
What's the matter? You didn't like kissing me?
What's the rumpus, ace?
Whatever the household crisis, this is Daley Devices. Can I help you?
When I had also better get the combination and the tablet!
When in fact, the correct translation is.
When you get down to B level, you want to take another left...
When you release my friends and give him back to me.
When you say that? It makes me feel worse.
When you're throwing away a monkey, you don't need the Latin name.
Where are they going?
Where are you looking? Where are you looking? I'm over here.
Where exactly am I going?
Who are you? This is my museum!
Who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants
Who's willing to kill me and probably anyone near me to get this tablet
Whoa, girl! Easy.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! No! Not now! We gotta...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's your hurry?
Whoo!
Whoo! That's what I'm talking about!
Why else would anyone do anything?
Why would you touch little Nippy?
Why, these aren't real rubies at all.
Why, they're no bigger than a little grain of couscous. Aren't you?
Will be staying here for now.
Wise decision.
With a proviso, everything stays the same. So...
With its new, extended night hours,
Without the tablet?
WOMAN: Joseph, time for dinner!
Wonderful piece of hardware, huh?
Wonderful things. You're made of good, wonderful things.
Would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance
Wow, four bars in 1945.
Wow, I guess this whole unleashing the underworld thing
Wow, you're really hung up on the height, aren't you?
Wow.
Yeah, good kid.
Yeah, he wanted to play it safe, too.
Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearing a dress?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I know, but that one sounds made up, even for you.
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought you wanted the Cube, but...
Yeah, I know. Sure. Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.
Yeah, I like it a lot. It's exciting. It's...
Yeah, I've been busy. What's going on here?
Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened.
Yeah, no. I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, they need a leader.
Yeah, well, cool doesn't pay for your Guitar God VI or whatever.
Yeah, well, you don't get to hear it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something else.
Yeah, yeah. Really hasn't been that long, but...
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! I know, it's huge.
Yeah? You want to be their leader, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by. I thought I told you.
Yeah. I can't really take credit.
Yeah. I guess I have that kind of face.
Yeah. No, I think I got that figured out.
Yeah. No, I think I got that figured out.
Yeah. So, where's your crate, Teddy?
Yeah. So, where's your crate, Teddy?
Yeah. Think so.
Yeah. What's the point if it doesn't do anything?
Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened.
Yes, good. At ease. All right.
Yes, I do, missy.
Yes, yes, do go back into the Underworld!
Yes!
Yes! 3.1495265.
Yes. He has a body.
You are crazier than a road lizard.
You can go home. I'm gonna be pretty late, okay.
You certainly know how to make an entrance, Mr. Daley.
You come at them from behind!
You didn't tell them.
You don't get it, do you, Gigantor?
You don't have many left.
You don't let yourself enjoy things much, do you, Mr. Daley?
You don't seem very bad. You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me.
You found Amelia Earhart?
You get that.
You got it.
You got this!
You have a can do attitude, and I shall do as you ask.
You have no plan, do you?
You have no plan.
You know what? No problem.
You know, a house divided can't...
You know, I'm not quite sure.
You know, Mother and Father always gave him the best of everything,
You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk.
You know, we can't all be Einsteins, so...
You little troublemaker. I'm gonna deal with you later.
You look a lot like somebody I know, and...
You may or may not know the combination,
You mean a regular Larry.
You need all the help you can get, Jungle Dweller!
You need to concentrate on slapping the enemy!
You okay?
You said, The key to happiness is...
You should be careful. He's a capuchin.
You should have saved yourself when you had the chance,
You should know that. You left.
You smack, you kick! Teamwork, fellas! Wunderbar!
You smack, you kick! You smack, you kick!
You spoke and you reached your hand across!
You think I got a little rope? Huh?
You think I got something for you?
You think you know what it means to be a guard, huh?
You two make an adorable couple.
You were working as a night guard at some dusty museum?
You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened!
You will find the combination you seek
You won't get lost following Amelia Earhart.
You, make a run for it, I'll hold them off!
You, Sacaja...
You'd be so dead right now,
You'll need a weapon. But first, you'll need a flashlight.
You'll stick around a bit longer this time,
You're a captain of industry. The world at your fingertips.
You're a polite little fella, aren't you?
You're Able. Okay, good. How you doing?
You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot...
You're famous for being little, and it's true. Look.
You're in a museum. Or, actually, under it.
You're in good hands!
You're missing the point, Gigantor! They're shipping us out!
You're moving in with some I.T.T., bro.
You're Napoleon. There's a complex named after you.
You're not by any chance related to Amelia Earhart, are you?
You're obviously much more clever than the rest of us.
You're on!
You're quite the popular fellow, Mr. Daley.
You're saying I'm a little mouse, you're a giant cat.
You're totally making fun of me.
You're welcome! Just get back inside by sunrise, okay?
You've given me the adventure of a lifetime in one night.
You've gotta be kidding me. Check that out!
Your brother didn't want to mess with it, either.
Your hour has begun.
Your little ones in their bunk bed down the hall, crying out...
3.14159265.
(WHISPERS) I knew it. Mmm hmm.
Acquaintances. Friends. Hmm. Oh.
All right, I'll tell you what. Good.
All right? Yeah.
All right? Sorry. Okay.
And a horse. Excuse me!
And I'll tell you another thing. Yeah.
And trust me, not a friendly! OCTAVIUS: Never!
And us, too. And me, you.
Are you all right? Never better.
Biceps! Deltoids... Yeah.
Brundon! Brundon?
Brundon. Brundon,
Brundon. Brundon.
Brundon. Okay... You never heard of the name before?
But you're gonna drop the flashlight... The way you said it,
Can you slow it down a little bit? Okay.
Come on, let's get to Air and Space. If I may,
Do me a huge favor. What?
Do not touch it! Don't touch me!
Do you want to go for a walk? No.
Do you? Yeah.
Doesn't do well. Yes, well,
Don't do that. Don't do what?
Don't touch me. Do not touch it!
Familiar. Yeah.
Give me Jed. Oh, no, no, no.
Got it! Pull!
Got it. Now, it's kind of a maze down there.
He is! Me, too!
Hey, Teddy. Hmm?
Hey, what's going on? I'm hiding.
Hey! What are you two doing out here? Octavius, go!
How about this? Look, just give...
I can! We are!
I think I got it figured out. Yes?
I wasn't gonna say anything. Oh, my God, don't say anything.
I'm gonna stay. Stay, for a long time.
I'm sorry. No, It's my fault. I shouldn't have...
Interesting story. They're coming.
Is that Attila, Jed? JEDEDIAH: I don't know how much longer
It could get complicated. We'd better hurry,
It's Brundon. Excuse me?
It's just a quick jaunt over the pond. No. Gotta find the Einsteins.
JEDEDIAH: All righty. OCTAVIUS: Good night, Larry.
Jimmy jacked? Really? It's the way I speak.
Kahmunrah? Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!
LARRY: Just... Cricket.
LARRY: Sorry. Damn, that was disappointing.
LARRY: You need to get there, and fast. Coming, honey! Daddy's coming!
Let go of me! Help! Hey, Jed.
Let's see what happens. Watch you do nothing.
Little Einsteins. Where?
Look, he's having a little tantrum. Jed?
Look, I... No, you look, Mr. Daley!
Lost in what? Black and white photo, you boob!
Mammoth? Yeah.
Miss Earhart? Yes.
No, I don't think so. Of course you're not.
No, it's not about height, see... Yes, you are.
No, we don't. No?
No! Mr. President! Sir! All right. Time to see the state...
No! When? Yeah. Three days.
No. No?
No. No.
No. No. Not good. Not good at all.
No. The sea plane.
Not her boyfriend. No.
Now you are threatening me. Okay. Do not touch it!
Now. Yeah?
OCTAVIUS: Hold! Hold! Jed?
Oh! Hey, Teddy! Perfect! Yes!
Okay, all right. EINSTEIN: Okay, here it is.
Okay. Do not touch this.
Pi? 3.14159265, to be exact.
Please don't get up! ...Of this great union! I always say,
Put him down! Don't be afraid.
Ready? Ready.
Really? Yeah.
Sacajamea. No.
Sack in a box. No.
So it was a plan. Snazzy maneuver, Emperor.
So you found everyone? Sort of.
Take the wheel! What?
Thank you, Mr. Einsteins. Thank you.
Thank you! You got it! Fight!
Thank you. Mmm hmm.
Thank you. You're welcome.
That actually worked. What's next?
That's enough. EINSTEIN: Stupid man.
That's their title, Lunabeam Nine. Great.
That's very cool. Yeah, she was cool.
The Atlantic. Atlantic. Of course.
There you go. Thank you.
This way, or you die. Yes.
Uh oh. What? What? What uh oh?
we can fight them off! No! Jed? Are you okay?
Well, well, well, well! Hey.
What does that mean? Figure out.
What? Abraham, freeze!
What? I'm just confused, is all.
What? The best.
What's going on? Kahmunrah!
Where'd you go? Where'd they go? You are clear for launch.
Where's that? Washington, D.C.
Who's that? It's Amelia Earhart.
Whose idea was this? Me, of course.
Why? You talk too much, ace.
Wow, you're fast. What's your name, flyboy?
Yeah, I do. Let's do this!
Yeah. Okay, so just to be clear,
Yes! More?
You did all three! What?
You're an inventor! I am.
You're right. We are jimmy jacked. Jimmy jacked.
...so you gotta bet a second time. All right. Okay.
'Cause for me, this is like a spa treatment.
(ABRAHAM GROANING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SINGING MY HEART WILL GO ON)
(AMELIA GASPS)
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH CHATTERING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BUGLE SOUNDING)
(BUZZING)
(CAVEMEN GRUNTING)
(CAWING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTERING AGGRESSIVELY)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLAMORING)
(CLATTERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CUSTER LAUGHS)
(CUSTER WHOOPING)
(DEXTER LAUGHING)
(DOORS CLANGING SHUT)
(EINSTEIN YELLS)
(EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
(EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXHALES)
(GIGGLES) Oh, yeah.
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) Yeah.
(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING) I am the giant cat.
(HOOTING)
(IMITATING BRUNDON) Hey.
(KISSING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
(LOCK BEEPS)
(ON RADIO) One giant leap for a mannequin...
(PANTING)
(PANTING) Misjudged the distance.
(PHONE RINGING)
(PIGEONS COOING)
(PLANE APPROACHING)
(PROPELLER WHIRRING)
(RAPPING) ♪ Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah! ♪
(ROARING LOUDLY)
(ROARING WEAKLY)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(RUSTLING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREECHING)
(SHOUTING COMMAND IN FRENCH)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SHUSHING) ♪ We can take forever.. ♪
(SHUSHING) I can explain that...
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) All right. Hey!
(SIGHS) I'm afraid that.
(SIGHS) My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe.
(SIGHS) The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf
(SIGHS) You did your best, Gigantor.
(SINGING) ♪ ...my baby, we can make it shine ♪
(SNARLS)
(SOFTLY) Listen up, kemosabe.
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
(SOLDIER SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
(SOLDIERS SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPUTTERING) I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're just adorable,
(SQUAWKS)
(STAMMERING) Who are you?
(STATIC CRACKLING ON CELL PHONE)
(STUTTERS)
(THROAT CATCHES)
(THUDDING)
(TIRE DEFLATING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TRUMPETING)
(WARBLED SPEECH)
(WARBLED WHIRRING)
(WAVES CRASHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHINING)
(WHISTLES)
(WHISTLING)
(WIRE TWANGING)
♪ And a reason ♪
♪ Chasing stars ♪ ♪ to lose our shadow ♪
♪ Chasing stars ♪ ♪ to lose our shadow ♪
♪ From the place ♪ ♪ where you needed to be ♪
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪
♪ It'll be alright ♪
♪ It'll be alright ♪
♪ It'll be alright ♪
♪ Knowing you were miles away ♪
♪ More than a woman ♪
♪ More than a woman to me ♪
♪ Now the past ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
♪ She's more than a woman ♪
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪
♪ That'd be alright ♪
♪ That'd be alright ♪
♪ That'd be alright ♪
♪ That'd be alright ♪
♪ To believe once again ♪
♪ To give all I can ♪
♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪
♪ We like it ♪
♪ Yo, show me what you got, ♪ ♪ night guard! ♪
3.14159265. EINSTEIN: No!

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