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Friday After Next (2002)

Friday After Next (2002)

"Friday After Next" is a comedy film released in 2002. It follows the hilarious misadventures of two friends, Craig and Day-Day, as they struggle to survive the holiday season in their neighborhood. Starring Ice Cube as Craig and Mike Epps as Day-Day, the film also features notable actors such as John Witherspoon, Terry Crews, and Katt Williams. If you're looking to enjoy and download the sounds, you can do so here.

A new Lexus with a banging system
A rent party.
A Team!
A whole lot of ass whipping!
About a yean ago. my Pops quit his dog catching job
About getting they boogie on.
Absolutely.
Actually, it's both of ours.
After you hit that little retarded boy with the fucked up walk.
Ain't but one location. so it's nearest you.
Ain't nobody here.
Ain't nobody here.
Ain't nothin' like that shit.
Ain't nothin', player.
Ain't that...
Ain't this a bitch? I'm waiting on some action to jump off.
All I got to worry about is the rent,
All I want is a fat bitch with a name belt that say ''Glitter'' on it.
All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed
All right, come here.
All right, don't squeeze hard.
All right, motherfucker, let's go.
All right, there we go.
All right, what's happening?
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right. God!
All right. You ready?
All the money we spent for these. Get your butt out here, man.
All through the 'hood.
And chrome feet on it.
And don't you never forget it.
And get your boogie on.
And got myself an early Christmas present.
And he got our speaker with all our rent money in it.
And I even kept Day Day's dumb ass occupied.
And I keep you safe and I keep you warm,
And I know we gonna make them holler for a dollar.
And I swear to God we're gonna have your money later on tonight
And I told you, I'm a player.
And I'll die for this shit, too.
And I'm about to throw him out on his ass tomorrow.
And I'm gonna let you know, it ain't your booty, it's your beauty.
And I'm gonna let you two bitches in on a little secret
And I'm gonna manage to evict your skinny punk black ass
And I'm the law around here.
And it was your idea to use half the rent money...
And last but not least, this is Lollipop.
And left Santa Claus on the roof for the police to get.
And look at Pops
And me. you know how a player do.
And the bathrooms are jammed.
And this is your booth.
And two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.
And two years' supply of rolling paper.
And we gonna get real motherfucking acquainted.
And we've been having some problems, obviously, as you see.
And went into business with my Uncle Elroy.
And, Craig, a word of advice you should get a lock on this door.
Another Friday gone. another problem solved.
Another Friday gone. another problem solved.
Any questions?
Anybody else would be living in the French Riviera.
Anybody home?
Anything is possible. All you need is a can of snow.
Anything's better than what I got on.
Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.
As Christmas help security.
As you can see.
As you know, this here is my place.
As you know, we're having a little get together upstairs,
Asshole.
At Bros. B B B Bar B Q.
At the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him.
Aw, damn! They done got a player?!
Aw, shit! The sauce! Move, girl!
Aw!
Away from my family this time of year?
Baby still kicking?
Back to the panty.
Back to work.
Barbecue so good, makes you want to smack your mama.
Be straight, man! Merry Christmas.
Beat his ass!
Beat that ass!
Been jacked by Santa Claus, all kind of shit.
Before I beat that ass.
Being that it's Friday,
Best in the whole world, huh?
Bet you remember Day Day!
Better not let Pinky see that shit. We ought to give it to him, though.
Better than money?
Betty done had your ass pussy whipped for about 30 years!
Bingo! Got more action!
Bingo! I got action.
Bishop Magic Don Juan and Money motherfucking Mike!
Bitch, I ain't hold on!
Bitch!
Black guy, wasn't it?
Bning youn big ass down to Bros. Bar B Q.
Bros. Bar B Q. Tastes so good. make you want to slap youn mama!
Buddy, come on.
Busy right now, working with a monster.
But all they wanted was some mone weed.
But don't you push me, don't you touch me!
But it's just hard.
But trust me. don't even. even. even. even. even. even. even eat there.
But you're security guard, buddy.
But, since we're nice guys, we'll just confiscate this plant,
But. anyway. my Pops got me and Day Day
By Santa Claus on Chistmas Eve.
Calm down.
Can I help you?
Can I tell my story?
Can we get some clothes, 30% off, 40% off?
Can you picture that?
Can't catch me, baby.
Can't just come up in here like that!
Cash...in your hand!
Check this out, man.
Cigarette lighters, some car keys.
Cinnamon, huh?
Code 1 1 32 pimp missing!
Come and get barbecue slapped. Shit.
Come and get barbecue slapped. Shit.
Come back here!
Come on in, Miss Pearly.
Come on out here right now for these kids, Elroy,
Come on out of there, man!
Come on out of there!
Come on, Bill, let's go. I don't see nothing in here I like.
Come on, come on!
Come on, I ain't playin'.
Come on, in the back.
Come on, let's go. Move your big ass!
Come on, man, I gotta call the po po!
Come on, man, let's go.
Come on, noogah!
Come on, player.
Come on, woman.
Come on! Come on! Respect my gangsta!
Come on.
Come on. Keep it real, huh?
Come on. Let's just jump on Moly's car.
Come on. There you go.
Could you please send a unit?
Couple elves packin' the bags.
Cracked ribs, fractured skull, little eye gouge?
Craig and Day Day.
Craig got to fightin' with him, he beat his ass.
Craig, I'm scared, man.
Craig, look who here!
Craig!
Dada. I always wanted me a Dada.
Daddy, do something! What you gonna do?
Daddy, get your ass off that heifer!
Daddy, how I look?
Damn, girl, you eating again?
Damn, he's been in there a long time.
Damn, Pinky! Shit!
Damn, these ****as are broke.
Damn, what happened to her?
Damn, you a better snitch than we is, Uncle Willie.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! That's an ugly ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.
Damon!
Dance with me, dance with me. Come on, dance with me.
Day Day, get the hell out of here!
Day Day, this could be our last chance.
Day Day! Day Day!
Day Day.
Did you hear me?!
Did you pee on me?
Did you see what they just did to Moly?
Did your son tell you I said hi?
Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you if you hit something else?
Dirty bastards.
Dirty sons of bitches!
Dix, I think we got something here.
Do all them things to you
Do it again, do it again. I ain't playin'.
Do something strange for a little piece of change,
Do something! Do something!
Do you dig?!
Do you guys have any idea what we could do to you for this?
Do you know who Ol' Dirty Bastard is?
Dodo! Good job, buddy.
Don't argue with ''no charge.''
Don't be late.
Don't be sorry. Ho, be careful! Lord Je
Don't do it!
Don't give a fuck. That's where I'm pimping, out of the barbecue place.
Don't I know you?
Don't it. Willie?
Don't let nobody hang out in front of liquor store.
Don't let that man pump you up and get your ass shot out here.
Don't mess up the party, Elroy.
Don't nobody get me nothin', anyway.
Don't nobody want all that salt in their potato salad!
Don't she look good?
Don't start trying to outthink me, because you're gonna hurt yourself.
Don't take anybody!
Don't tell everybody!
Done shit on yourself! What you looking at?
Donna, code red.
Donna, get the car.
Donna! Man down! 1 1 30! Pimp in distress!
Dude, I'm not about to touch his nuts or them vise grips.
Dumb ass dog catcher.
Either you fixin' to come see me, or Damon gonna come see you.
Elroy, read my lips you ain't no player!
Elroy's new girlfriend.
Even since he got that whistle around his neck.
Ever since l've been kicking it with you,
Every time I see you, you're talking about the same shit.
Everybody get back!
Everybody, Merry Christmas, noogah, from Pinky, noogah!
Everybody's a suspect today.
Everything is 25% off. Everything must go.
Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!
Everything's copastetic, noogah.
Excuse me, sugar, what did you just say?
Excuse me.
Explain yourself now, player.
Extra medium? Extra medium?
Fan as I know. he's still up thene talking shit.
Fine piece, boy.
For about three weeks now.
For one thing, calm down. Slow your roll.
For real?
For shop stealing and stealing everything!
For the second time, y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?
Fractured skull, beat the shit out that motherfucker.
Fractured skull.
Fresh fish on the line, ****a.
Fuck, I'll kill y'all. Take your broke ass home!
Fuck, you remedial!
Get ahold of her, man!
Get back in the house!
Get close to you.
Get him! Kick him!
Get off his dick, Day Day.
Get off my foot!
Get out of here, man!
Get out of here!
Get out of my collard greens and my mustard greens!
Get out of my house!
Get outta here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get them ****as! Come on, sugars!
Get these pliers!
Get y'all little bad ass mo' over here!
Get your ass out, player.
Get your ass over here. Talk to you for a minute.
Get your damn feet out of my f
Get your scary ass up, man! I know you heard that shit!
Get your tittie off my chin!
Ghetto security guards at that.
Giddy up, pit bull.
Girl, I can't believe you did this! I'm appalled!
Give a ****a a hug, dawg.
Give me a call when you get a chance.
Give me a twister. Make it two. Hold the flies.
Give me flashlights, or we gonna get killed around here!
Give me my goddamn joint.
Give me that, give me that.
Give me the number or get to fucking rolling.
Give me the number, or you can't park here.
Go on down. She'll let you use it.
Go say hello to your grandmother.
Go to hell!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
God bless you, Mike. Keep your game tight, hear, player?
Goddamn it, C.W., what did you hit?!
Goddamn, Craig!
Goddamn, Day Day.
Goddamn, you fine!
Goddamn, you fine!
Goddamn!
Good kind of ass whipping!
Good, buddy. Merry Christmas, buddy.
Good, you were eating while I was getting beating.
Good. I don't want to see you do the James Brown.
Good. I like boring. Easy money for us.
Got her in my room.
Got his ass!
Got me some weed!
Got my shank in case shit jump off in this motherfucker.
Got no business working.
Got your ass! Turn over!
Guys, y'all have to get dressed. The kids will be here any minute.
Happy Hanukkah. L'claim.
Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.
Have mercy, Jesus. Forgive me, Lord.
Have to drink a little bit more water. Smell like ammonia in this bitch.
Have you seen our commercial?
Have you, huh? Have you heard it?
He been acting like a neal asshole rent a cop.
He been real brand new today.
He blowin' smoke in our face on the first arrest?
He broke in our house and stole our presents.
He didn't want to blow his whistle, so I blew mine.
He don't look like no reindeer, he look like a pit bull.
He even took Day Day's baby pictures.
He gonna fuck the lining out of Little Prince.
He just went downstairs to use the bathroom
He might do something strange to you, though.
He ran the whole strip mall and owned Holy Moly Donuts.
He robbed a lady in the parking lot last week.
He the one broke in the apartment!
He took my CD collection,
He's a character. Real big character.
He's a funny dressing kind of guy from out of town or something.
He's a project Santa Claus.
He's gonna shoot your ass! Get up against the wall!
He's gonna try and do something strange to us!
He's got problems.
He's in the back. He doesn't want to come out.
He's lying!
He's still breathing. Get your ass back in the car! Oh, noogah...
He's the dick.
Heaven and fuck all that shit!
Hell, got to have something for the skinny ****as.
Hell, no, but thanks for asking. Won't bother asking you, though.
Hell, yeah.
Help me, please!
Help!
Help! Somebody, help me! Help me, please!
Here's my address, Mr. Jones.
Here's my card right here if y'all ever want to be pimped.
Hey, Big Mama, you all right?
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Day Day!
Hey, fool, your woman's freaking with me!
Hey, guys, I hear someone's looking for a job.
Hey, hey, it's good to see you, baby!
Hey, I want everybody back!
Hey, look here, look here.
Hey, them my vise grips, man!
Hey, you know what?
Hey!
His name is Moly.
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
Hold him, Day Day!
Hold on.
Hold on. Let me hit it one more time.
Hold this for me, baby.
Holiday cheer these nuts. Get back.
Hooked up with her little sister.
How are you?
How she gonna like you when she like me?
How you doing, boy?
How you doing?
How's it going out here so far?
Huh? Huh?
I ain't done shit, but he could have did something about it!
I ain't getting into shit because of you.
I ain't got nothing but 20 funky ass dollars.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got to watch shit!
I ain't know no damn reindeer.
I ain't never gonna get no pussy.
I ain't never had that ever happen to me.
I ain't never heard of no policy like that.
I ain't no bad influence on you. I'm the best cousin you've got.
I ain't no grocery store bouncer. I'm a Top Flight security guard.
I ain't playin' with you, noogah!
I ain't seen y'all in about 12 years, ****a.
I ain't the only one they owe.
I am a boy!
I appreciate that.
I bet something bite you in the ass. I'm not going.
I bought them titties!
I calls her ''Cinnamon.''
I calls her Lollipop!
I can talk to people any fucking way I want to,
I can't be everywhere at all times.
I can't even do the James Brown in these pants.
I can't help it! I look better than you do!
I can't move that fast with this stomach.
I caught you, didn't l?
I convinced Donna to bring her fine ass
I could kick your ass for the way you actin' this morning.
I could use some help over here. ln the men's.
I didn't have to take anything. lt was all her. Come on, man.
I didn't know you can make a snowman in 80 degree weather.
I don't care about it getting out of hand.
I don't care about none of that.
I don't even know you, woman!
I don't give a damn 'bout your lazy eye, you Popeye lookin' son of a
I don't know if I can handle another goddamn Friday.
I don't know nothin' about that.
I don't know you, woman!
I don't know. Po pos will get his dumb ass sooner or later.
I don't need no army, Mr. Smart Ass!
I don't really got a girlfriend, you know.
I don't want to dance with none of these hos.
I don't want to talk about that. Y'all ain't gonna catch no damn body.
I got a nice bed, too. Wanna try it?
I got my black ass back in the ghetto.
I got something for you that's better than money.
I got this.
I got to keep it breezy around this bitch.
I got to pee diddy! About to get it on.
I got to piss like a Russian racehorse
I had to! You was always late, fool!
I hate that bitch!
I have to come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
I heard about him.
I heard they call you ''Sweet Dick Willie.''
I hope don't nothing happen all day.
I hope your camel got a ticket outside.
I invited some nice ass girls.
I just appreciate you even blessing me with your presence.
I just spotted you way across from the lot,
I just walked in the store.
I just want you to stop and whip some ass on the way to the station.
I kicked her country ass to the curb.
I know what I'm doing.
I know where you live, too, so I expect everything by tomorrow.
I know you're in there!
I like my fish wet and squirmy.
I like that ****a! I like him!
I like them police right there.
I mean, he got you all the way out here
I mess up all the time.
I ought to hit your ass and give you brain damage.
I ought to shoot your broke ass.
I see you got jokes.
I sure hope they didn't get the rent money
I swear, the first motherfucker get out of hand...
I think I'm gonna pass out.
I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, ****a.
I told you he was sick.
I told you I ain't no freak!
I told you there ain't no future in being a company man.
I tried to fight him, and Day Day...
I usually get rid of them this time of year.
I want a X Box with all the games, all the new gear,
I want to ask a question.
I want you to know who you're talking to, too
I was about to Barry Bonds y'all's black asses!
I was gonna get drunk and watch The Grinch. so I'll be there.
I was just playing with you.
I was little. I was about
I was playing, man, okay?
I was screaming, he wouldn't even help.
I was trying to see if she seen a Santa Claus with a suit on.
I wash on Sundays, anyway.
I wish I hadn't seen you yet.
I would love for her to be one of my wives, huh?
I would've been a boxer, but I was in Special Education.
I'll be right back. Oh, boy!
I'll be with you in just one minute, buddy.
I'll bust a cap right in your fat ass.
I'll call you.
I'll calm your ass down one way or another.
I'll get the address from y'all later. I'll see you later, too.
I'll get the car door.
I'm a nice guy when you get to know me.
I'm calling the police on y'all, fool!
I'm Cookie, the new waitress, and, um...
I'm Craig's daddy Willie Jones.
I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.
I'm glad we got our rent money back, baby.
I'm going to make my daily rounds.
I'm gonna bust in your head, boy!
I'm gonna get some.
I'm gonna sue your ass! Come on, cut me!
I'm gonna think of something.
I'm in between a pimp and a hard place.
I'm just playing.
I'm not about to get my motherfuckin' ass kicked over no job!
I'm not big on that.
I'm not no rent a cop, I'm a Top Flight Security
I'm not talking about rent, Willie Jones.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I have to go help them.
I'm talking about a busload of them hos if you can.
I'm talking about these nuts!
I'm telling you, I was whooping his ass!
I'm thinking of something right now.
I'm tired of your presence. Dismissed.
I'm trying to go see what that be like right there
I'm trying to park so I can go in the check cashing place.
I'm trying to spread a little holiday cheer,
If we find anything.
It was time to meet our new boss.
Jacked by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!
Jesus!
Joker, fuck you and your whistle!
Jolly white fat guy, little red suit,
Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.
Just back me up and do your damn job!
Just be still.
Just do your job, and I'm gonna do mine.
Just keep your rabbit ass mouth shut.
Just sit there and shut up.
Just wait around.
Keep up. Come on. One two, one two, one two.
Keep your voice down.
L...okay.
L...whips...pussy!
L'd like this FUBU sweatshirt with some socks.
Ladies, come on in and say hi to my friend Craig, noogah!
Least I'll feel better then.
Leave them damn kids alone! They ain't messing with you!
Let him go, and there won't be no hard feelings.
Let me check my Palm Pilot.
Let me do my job and you do yours.
Let me get this straight
Let me hit that before Willie bring his old square ass out here.
Let me know, 'cause I got my eyes on everything.
Let me look around a little bit. Dang!
Let them kids pet on you. What's wrong with you?
Let's go on to church, and we gonna pray for these ****as.
Let's jump. Let's jump.
Let's just go before Mike comes busting in on us.
Let's see what I got.
Let's start off with your number.
Lf I build it, the hos will come. Learn from the best.
Lf it wasn't for me, you'd be getting punked all the time.
Lf there's any problems, you just blow. Toot toot!
Lf you see anything suspicious around here...
Like a couple of rent a cops.
Like Bobby Brown in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!
Like I said, he took all of our presents,
Like to dislocated my shoulder.
Listen, it's not what you get, it's how you feel.
Little Lucky Charms, little micro mini pimp.
Little micro mini pimp up in there?
Lntroduce me to your friend, Craig.
Look at him!
Look at that fool. I've got to put a stop to this shit.
Look like I ain't doin' shit.
Look like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass.
Look like you're ready to tell on somebody right now!
Look, Day Day, we only security guards, okay?
Look, I'm just saying, man,
Look, man, I don't give a shit about you, that party.
Look, that's real pimpin'. Now, that's pimpin'.
Look, we just having a little Christmas party tonight.
Look. Look.
Lord have mercy, I'm tired as a runaway slave.
Ls this the motherfucking thanks I get?
Lt costs more than you do.
Lt is, but it's for medicinal uses only.
Lt's been boring and quiet.
Lt's Christmas! Supposed to be happy!
Lt's cool, dawg, it's cool. Come here.
Lt's good to be home,
Lt's Pimps and Hos some kind of flashy clothing.
Lt's your party, your pliers, his nuts in your hand.
Make your own damn sandwich.
Makes me want to go home and lock up all my shit.
Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.
Man, get that lined up.
Man, I didn't know!
Man, I know y'all do. Why'd you fire me, Pink?
Man, I think that was a dog, man.
Man, it's just us, Craig and Day Day. Damn!
Man, what did I do?
Man.
Man. I couldn't believe how Day Day was acting.
Matter of fact, watch out.
Maybe even you.
Maybe.
Me
Me and Day Day still had a problem to solve.
Me, neither, but it ain't pretty, I'm sure of it.
Me? 12, buddy.
Merry Christmas, boy!
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
Merry Christmas, ****ettes.
Merry Christmas.
Messing with these kids' heads with this white man's holiday.
Might want to shave. Might want to shave somebody else!
Miss Peanly kept on hating on us.
Miss Pearly, you ain't right, trying to give my daddy V.D.
Miss Pearly.
Moly, you got knocked the fuck out!
Mother!
Move, Day Day!
Move, Day Day!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move!
Mr. Jones?
My brother said if a pit bull locks his jaws like that,
My life has been a shambles, dude.
My name is Day Day, right? This is my big head ass cousin.
My name is Money Mike, player. How you doing?
My uncle got drunk and eventually passed out.
Nah, nah, let him through.
Nah, wait a minute! I started this barbecue shit!
Nah. This was a ****a that did this.
Never know what I might need this for.
Never know.
Next time, I'm gonna shoot you in the one that's winking,
****a, I'm Santa Claus. Where's the milk and cookies?
No charge.
No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.
No guns. You are Top Flight unarmed security guards.
No hard feelings about what happened out at the shop.
No hard feelings?
No problem. Thanks for inviting us.
No, I don't want to get bit in the ass.
No, I'm not playing. You better not park!
No, it ain't!
No, no, no
No, no, no!
No, not the Rolie.
No, Santa.
No, you ain't sick no more.
No!
No!
No!
No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.
No.
No. Come on in.
No. I'm sick of ribs.
No. Nothing like it.
No. Pertaining to what?
No. You're a bad ass influence on my life.
Nobody got me pussy whipped.
Nobody, buddy.
Nobody.
Nobody's gonna hit you.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Not enough to pay his fucking rent. I have enough trouble paying my own!
Not me.
Not on duty. Not on duty!
Not the one that stink!
Nothing! He stayed asleep the whole time.
Nothing! I'm counting money at the register.
Now it's a ''stoley.'' Looking like a Mississippi pimp.
Now you hold on till I get in the car.
Now. willie everybody was just worried
NYPD Blue. none of that shit you watch.
O.G. triple, triple...O.G.?
Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.
Oh, fuck this.
Oh, good observation, buddy. Where were you, buddy, huh?
Oh, he's a cutie pie.
Oh, hell, no, Willie!
Oh, hell, no!
Oh, hey, and when we find St. Nick,
Oh, I got it, I got it!
Oh, just what I needed so bad.
Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?
Oh, man, thanks for coming through, man.
Oh, man!
Oh, Miss Pearly. Hmm...
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no, not anymore. You're both fired.
Oh, no, player!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shut up, Elroy.
Oh, snap.
Oh, that ****a look magically delicious, ****a.
Oh, that's Money Mike.
Oh, this is bullshit.
Oh, yeah, show him what you're working with.
Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.
Oh! What's cracking, baby?
Okay, and over here, this is a liquor store.
Okay, go, go. Come on.
Okay.
Okay. Over here is the Chrome Dome.
On our first week's pay?
On the count of three
One at a time, player, one at a time.
One more time, let me hit it, man!
One said they was gonna suck my dick from the back.
Or somebody getting their salad tossed tonight!
Or you and I are gonna fight!
Out of here today if you two motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.
Over $1 million.
Over at Miss Pearly's, the landlady.
Pay attention!
Perm and shit.
Phone books? ****a, I ain't even in the phone book.
Pimp down! Pimp missing in action!
Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!
Pimping ain't easy but can I help you, player?
Player!
Player. Player!
Police running in and out! What the hell is going on?
Praise God.
Praise God.
Prance your ass over and let them kids pet on you.
Prance! Look, like this.
Prime time.
Puff puff and give, motherfucker.
Put everything in my mom's name.
Quickly, now, quickly. Got a business to run.
Relax, homey, ain't nothin' about to jump off in here.
Remember, Christmas Eve means lots of shoppers.
Remember, you guys are Top Flight security guards,
Rent a cops get pussy, too.
Rent money!
Represent for your mama. That's what I'm talking about.
Right here is one of my little Spice Girls.
Run, Day Day! Run!
Run!
Santa Claus got my Rolex! Let's get him!
Santa Claus strikes again.
Santa Claus up here, grabbing me some wallets,
Say it again!
Say it with me, guys ''Holy Moly Donut Shop.''
Say, noog! This is Pinky, noogah! Look, I got to go pee pee!
Security! You need to turn in your damn whistle!
See you later.
See, the clothes don't make the player,
See, the thing is, we just opened up around here,
Shake it! Shake it!
She been on Soun Train. noogah!
She fine.
She liked me anyway, didn't you?
She liked me, didn't she?
She's still having blackouts and blurred vision.
Shit, just leave.
Shit, man! That's bullshit, man.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Not just the city, the world!
Shit.
Should be a law against people with guts like mine.
Show up here tonight without that rent money,
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, bitch!

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