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Land of the Lost (2009)

Land of the Lost (2009)

"Land of the Lost" is a science-fiction comedy film released in 2009. Directed by Brad Silberling, the movie is based on the 1974 television series of the same name. The story follows Dr. Rick Marshall, played by Will Ferrell, his research assistant Holly, portrayed by Anna Friel, and a redneck survivalist named Will, portrayed by Danny McBride. Together, they get trapped in a dangerous alternate universe filled with dinosaurs and other bizarre creatures. The film combines adventure and humor as the characters navigate this strange land. You can relive the thrilling sounds and download them here, allowing you to immerse yourself in the Land of the Lost experience.

A better translation would be howling loneliness.
A device to amplify tachyons and unleash the full power of the crystals.
A five, six, seven, eight!
A hole in space and time, a virtual land of the lost.
A little arpeggio, nothing fancy.
A routine expedition?
A stable passageway can be opened. . . Opened
A transmitter, tapping directly into my prefrontal lobe.
A world of dinosaurs, monkey people, lizard people,
About my new tome. lt's a book.
Across a sea of thin volcanic glass.
Actually, a stellar year, Matt.
After all, his brain is the size of a walnut.
After this time, l'm there for you, okay?
All right, any questions?
All right, come on. Enik, are you well enough to travel?
All right, everyone, gather around !
All right, everyone, rise and shine.
All right, gangsta, let's bones it out.
All right, it's a fact. You and l don't like each other.
All right, let me see the boys The whole group, ready
All right, little dude. Let's do this.
All right, so he was wrong about the size of your brain,
All right, we are here.
All right.
All right. Cool.
An Allosaurus. Female.
And a Cessna! Shut up! Just shut up!
And fresh fruit. lt's like morning at Wimbledon.
And he's been treated far too harshly for the very simple crime of. . .
And hold you in an icy embrace.
And holds 1 ,000 mysteries.
And it boils down to two simple words.
And it feels good.
And it'll feel like your bowel's being pierced
And it's all thanks to you, Dr. Marshall, and this.
And l think he might have done something to deserve it.
And l think he's pledging his lifelong loyalty to you.
And l was going to write a report on kidney function,
And l will take a mate and live the rest of my life with her up here.
And l'm never gonna get a chance to tell him that because of you !
And l'm obviously very excited
And l've treated you like a toilet. A toilet!
And lead his army of Sleestak on a rampage across time and space.
And lights!
And now plans to lead his army of Sleestak on a rampage across time and space!
And now while l've gathered this
And now you guys are friends?
And now you're asking for more.
And now, the doorway opens.
And putting this hand halfway down my pants.
And some are even more blunt, and they say it's nonsense.
And some trashy trailer park reject
And still presumably operational tachyon meter.
And the only thing he's ever guilty of was. . .
And the Shadow Hags will rise from the graves and. . .
And then l got tossed out of Cambridge for it.
And then that monkey pissing in his own face. ln that order.
And then we'll be virtually undetectable to all dinosaurs.
And then your bravery will be tested as your mind fogs.
And there are a lot of them. Can you be more specific?
And there's your shitty boom box.
And they themselves, they never find it.
And this little four string.
And we're gonna tell the world what Dr. Rick Marshall did here today.
And when everything is complete,
And when l'm standing in the cinders of your civilization,
And you guys are giving me nothing in return.
And you know what? l don't have anyone to blame but myself.
And you may serve me.
And you're spending $50 million on studying time warps.
And you're spending $50 million on studying time warps.
And, well, l realized there wasn't anything to say.
And, yes, he's in a much better mood now.
ANNOUNCER: This is Today, with Matt Lauer.
Any room around that fire for a jerk like me?
Any scientist in his right mind would give his. . .
Any time after now.
Are all mashed up together.
Are there any real questions that pertain to science?
Are they safe? To eat?
Are those what your women look like?
Are we there yet?
Are you all right? Hey. Up you get.
Are you guys kidding me? Come on ! Really! Now is the time for this?
Are you kidding me?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you saying chorizo tacos?
Aren't they?
Around with you this whole time?
As he searches for the telltale ping of the missing
As one scientist to another, l beg you for mercy.
As you can see, desert, forest.
Ask yourself, what if there was a device that could harness these tachyons?
ASTRONAUT: Mission Control, come in. Mission Control, do you read?
Aw!
Babbling to a cutout of Jared.
Bad Chaka! Your loyalty is now in question !
Bantam Books. Amazon.
Be careful.
Because the love l feel for you, and l'm not exaggerating,
Because we're all friends of Enik!
Because, like, your producers said you wouldn't bring that up, all right?
Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.
Bite that guy right back there! Nice.
Bring it to me and rescue us all. Rescue the universe!
But after the remarkable events of the past year,
But be warned, you may get wet.
But don't you see? You were absolutely right.
But eyesight, hearing, all of his higher functions
But if you slow roast the little guy,
But l believe l will begin with your Earth.
But l didn't have the nerve to test it out.
But l think it's gonna be awesome for you, for personal growth,
But l think you've found the wrong guy. l. . .
But l will honor your customs.
But l'm coming up on a six year dry spell.
But l'm in control, and l don't have to go back to Phoenix.
But now it'll just be camouflage. We'll all blend in. Okay?
But the sagittal crest suggests that. . .
But what about finding a way home and validation for your life's work?
But you can't smoke in the studio.
But you don't carry around these, do you?
But you don't go and eat a man for that.
By a ghost serpent.
Cassie. Bebe. Tachyon meter!
Cave ride begins!
Cave!
Caveologists say this old cave is 1 00 years old
Chaka, let's roll !
Chaka, no!
Chaka, no! No.
Chaka, wait!
CHAKA: No! No!
CHAKA: Okay.
Chaka!
Chaka! My God ! We're kings!
Chaka! Nicaraguan ball breaker!
Chaka? l've got a mission for you. Now listen closely.
Chaka? Technically, l'm still your master!
Chaka.
Chaka.
Chaka.
Chaka. . .
Chaka. Chaka! No.
Chaka. Friend. Safety. Safety. Safety!
Chaka. Rick Marshall. Chaka.
Chasing that theory got me laughed out of mainstream science and landed me here.
Check that.
Cheers!
Chorizo tacos.
Classic tenderfoot mistake.
Close your mouth while you're breathing, like we talked about.
Close. Time warps.
Come here. l want you to. . . What?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. There we go.
Coming here represents a slight adjustment to my plans, but no matter.
Completely compromised by that walnut sized brainpan.
Compsognathus! Look how they move!
Could turn time and space inside out.
Crank that mother!
Crank that thing !
Crap balls!
Damn it, Will !
Day two. 0600, Zulu Time.
Deceptively simple, yet elegant.
Did not sleep last night at all, not one bit.
Did you ever try to make the tachyon amplifier?
Did you not just see that we drew the attention
Dinosaur poo.
Do dinosaurs have boobs?
Do l look like l know what's going on?
Do me a favor. Just keep an eye on the mother, okay?
Do not fear me.
Do you know how l first heard about you? As a joke.
Do you realize what this means?
Do you realize who you just ate, do you?
Do you take Cialis?
Does anybody...
Does anyone read...
Don't be afraid to point the toe.
Don't beat yourself up over it. Here's the thing.
Don't do that.
Don't play around, because l am super hungry.
Don't worry about it. lt's hard with your vestigial arm.
Don't. We're outgunned.
Dr. MarshaII, please return the page.
Dr. Rick Marshall.
Drink. Drink, yes.
Dude, it looks like they're getting ready to make out.
Dude, we thought you had died !
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
During the course of my professional career,
Easy! Stand down ! Stand down.
Easy. Hey, come on, it tickles.
Eat? Eat?
Eat. Eat.
Eat. Marashalla.
Energy crisis averted.
Enik the Altrusian has escaped our custody!
ENlK: My Sleestak stand prepared.
ENlK: My Sleestaks reproduce quickly.
ENlK: Thank you, Dr. Marshall.
Entire what now?
Ernie, you bastard. That was way too fast.
Ernie! Too fast!
Even a drop of sweat could activate the hatching process.
Even if he has to choke to death on my skull !
Everything. . . Stop!
Excuse me!
Explain that.
Extension.
Fantastic. Run ! Run like hell !
Fascinating but terrifying.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The tar pits will be open in five minutes.
Field rations are running dangerously low.
Fight, fight, fight!
Fine.
Fine. Maybe l need to listen to the words
First year at Cambridge, we used to e mail your little appearance
Five years, over $50 million on my research.
Food train coming through !
For behold, ye troglodytes, l command the power of fire.
For my theories, you threw your future away?
For real, for real?
For real?
For the legend of the Devil's Canyon Lizard Man.
For the sake of his need to know.
Fourteen thousand calories later,
Friends! Friends!
Friends?
From our Earth to another dimension where past, present and future
From the top, A five, six, seven, eight!
Fruit me, buddy.
Genius in a box.
Get in !
Get it on there.
Get on your horse, Rick Marshall.
Get out of here! l don't love you.
Get! You're ugly.
Go on, explain that.
Go on.
Go on.
Go run around on the freeway, l don't care.
Go that way!
Go!
Go! Ow! Marshall !
God bless the lnternet. Come on, Chaka.
God, I hope I get it! l hope l get it
God, I hope I get it! l hope l get it
God, I hope I get it! l hope l get it
God, l hope l get it.
God, l sure hope that was a coyote.
God, that is the coolest thing l have ever seen.
Good Chaka! Your master's pleased !
Good work. Good work, Holly. Let me take over from here.
Great.
Greatest earthquake ever known !
Greetings. Chaka! Chaka.
Gross.
Grumpy, listen.
Guys, can we just please take a minute to absorb this?
Hadrosaur urine.
Hang on, l think we're safe!
Hang on. Yeah.
Has a pungent flavor. Smells good. Very meaty. . .
Have you seen this monkey video?
He has overtaken the central pylon and its crystals
He has terrible depth perception.
He is grumpy.
He lied to us.
He must be stopped.
He needs no introduction.
He personally is served by a harem of 7,000 women.
He pitches a pretty good world.
He says as prince of his tribe,
He says he's a prince amongst his people.
He says that he misses his tribe. lt's a beautiful existence.
He thinks this chasm's a million miles long.
He was just about to be executed,
He was sentenced to 1 0,000 years imprisonment...
He went to a better place.
He's about to tap that ass.
He's back with a new book and more startling evidence
He's been seen around these parts since the Pilgrim times.
He's hilarious. You're funny.
He's incapable of rapid course correction !
He's looking at everyone.
He's looking at you, Marshall.
He's not about to tap that ass.
He's not what you'd call an athlete, Mr. T. Rex.
He's right. None of that's important now, okay?
He's saying it's a celebratory drink in his village.
He's your man, not me.
Heed my warning or be destroyed!
Hello.
Help me, please.
Here it comes, Will.
Here, let me try.
Here. . .
Here. Just lean against. . . Oh, dear.
Here's the deal. Enik's counting on us.
Hey, don't do that! Just focus.
Hey, Ern ! Taking these guys to the cave. Watch the store.
Hey, for real, though? Mmm?
Hey, how's it going? Hey, yeah. Okay, yeah, that's denim.
Hey, if it doesn't leave the three of us, l'd do it for free right now.
Hey, man, are you touching yourself?
Hey, Marshall, you ever get tired of being wrong?
Hey, mister, fuck you.
Hey, my man is right here. Obviously he has feelings, okay?
Hey, you're back there, too. Okay. This was definitely a good choice.
Hey! Chaka!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Now you're dead !
Hey! This is not a race, okay?
Hey! Will? l know you're faking.
Hey. Hey.
Hi.
His jokes are disgusting.
Hit it now!
Hmm?
Hmm? What?
Hold on a second there, Holly. l don't recognize that genus of succulent.
Hold on, hold on. Where you going with that?
Hold on, Holly!
Holly Cantrell, was gracious enough to transport.
Holly, are you rolling? HOLLY: Yeah.
Holly, l'm getting a strong tachyon reading.
Holly, right here.
Holly, tell him.
Holly, you and l will follow Will's directions
Holly, you should sit on this.
HOLLY: Advanced primates. RlCK: Yeah.
HOLLY: Dr. Marshall?
HOLLY: Fantastic! l'm absolutely starving.
HOLLY: Here. Here it is. This is where l found the fossil.
HOLLY: l got it!
HOLLY: Like hell.
HOLLY: lt's all right.
HOLLY: Marshall, what are you doing?
HOLLY: Marshall?
HOLLY: My God !
HOLLY: Not exactly.
HOLLY: Pterodactyl eggs are incubating all over the caldera.
HOLLY: This must be the main entry point into this world.
HOLLY: Well, just look at these readings!
HOLLY: Will !
HOLLY: Wow. That's incredible. The architecture.
HOLLY: Yep.
Holly!
Holly! Quick! To the cave mouth. Sentry positions.
Holly?
Holly.
Holly. Chaka.
Holly. Me, Holly.
Honestly, l didn't really expect you to call the favor in this soon.
Hop off. Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool.
Hop up. l got you, come on.
Horry.
Hot coffee!
How come it looks like you're about to cry now?
How dare you? How dare you? l mean you no harm !
How do you like me now? You wanna disco dance with. . .
How do you not think that's irresponsible?
How do you respond to that?
How many boys? How many girls?
How many boys? How many girls?
How many boys? How many girls?
How many boys? How many girls? How many boys? How many girls?
How many people does he need?
How many people does he...
How many...
How much money would l have to pay y'all to French kiss each other?
How the hell do you set a catapult?
How'd you get that?
How's it going?
How's it going? l'm Will. Pretty much Chaka's best friend.
However, l am your master.
Huge cuts in spending. Right.
Huge cuts in spending. Right.
Hustle up.
I am the Zarn! Heed my warning or be destroyed!
I don't know, some kind of tear in time and space.
In the l'm out of my freaking mind department.
In this tiny, little huge thingie?
Inside the depths of The Devil's Canyon Mystery Cave!
Is a billion times greater
Is nowhere to be seen.
It was Lauer versus Marshall,
J.V.
Jeez. Would you grow up?
Jesus, Chaka! What the hell?
Just as l predicted, we have been. . .
Just do it!
Just like at Devil's Canyon.
Just like Fred Flintstone would do when. . .
Just me, my shame,
Just out there in the night air. Still. Calm.
Just picture Santana hauling this sucker home.
Just say it. No.
Just say the damn title.
Just to hit this one solo.
Just waiting for us to throw the switch.
Just with the stress of everything, l just overdid it.
Just, you can't.
Keep going !
Keep in mind, Chaka, although l'm a doctor, l'm not a licensed physician.
L am a prisoner in this land of the lost.
L am sick and tired of you slow moving little wankers!
L am so afraid of that happening.
L can lead an invasion force anywhere l choose in all of time and space.
L can really feel it in my forearms.
L can't tell anymore.
L committed myself to your theories,
L detect it nearby. lt. . .
L did not expect that.
L do. l really do. Bone tired.
L don't believe it.
L don't ever want to go home. No.
L don't know how l do, either. l really don't!
L don't know how you manage amongst these others.
L don't know what that means.
L don't know. Just turn it.
L don't know. l finished building it, yes,
L don't know. lt's the same thing over and over.
L don't remember ever volunteering for that.
L don't speak monkey anyhow. Do you?
L don't wanna do it! l don't wanna do it!
L don't want Chaka sleeping in the cave tonight.
L don't want to. . . l don't want to die in a Hummer!
L found it out in the desert along with crystals like this
L found myself down at Subway,
L give to you the tachyon amplifier.
L got it. l got it.
L got Roman candles, bottle rockets,
L got the gloves on, the hat, the pageantry.
L got this.
L gotta say, l did not see that coming.
L guess you weren't crazy.
L have a question.
L have no idea, but let's go find out.
L have summoned you here specifically to help me stop an evil madman
L have what l need.
L hope l get it.
L just feel like so many people go through this life
L just want to say you have grown into a beautiful woman.
L just. . . l wanted to come and apologize for yesterday.
L know how important that is to you.
L know just how to party with these guys.
L know. We've plugged the book.
L lost it on the way, and l don't know where.
L love show tunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
L love you guys so much. You guys are amazing.
L mean you no harm ! Marshall ! Marshall ! Marshall !
L mean, as YouTube Hall of Fame moments goes,
L mean, can you all please act like this doesn't happen every single day?
L mean, forget about the Polish.
L mean, l know we have the element of surprise, but. . .
L mean, think about it. My home was never in the real world.
L most definitely am not.
L moved tres times just to be closer to a Ruby Tuesday's.
L must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage.
L need you to be honest with me, okay? You a cop?
L never belonged. This could be a fresh start for me.
L owe you an apology, okay?
L really appreciate it. l think the healing has begun.
L really need this job
L saw a man who was willing to swim dangerous waters
L saw.
L spent three years at the Manchester Zoo primate house.
L started, but l didn't finish. So, no.
L studied all your work at Cambridge.
L think it might be a narcotic.
L think it would prove wise to use this now. Hadrosaur urine.
L think it's pretty damn good.
L think l can boost the hell out of the signal with a resonant wave.
L think l told him that you're a great chief, and you're very powerful,
L think that's what we should call him, Grumpy.
L think together you and l can figure this out. Now. . .
L think you should come and look at this!
L thought you were just a dumbass dude who dressed stupid, but l'm wrong.
L told you l was not prepped to go into the field !
L took that to heart, Dr. Marshall.
L wanna make it up to you.
L want to make this my life. l must make. . . Be here all the time.
L was like, Are you sure? ls this gonna be okay?
L was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that.
L will banish her to this tip,
L will not let you ruin this moment.
L will talk to you about it later!
L will turn the tip of this golden teepee into my personal lair,
L will.
L wrestled at Purdue.
L'd do it right now.
L'll be sure to give you full scientific credit.
L'll tell you where they're going to.
L'm a coward.
L'm a guest in your land.
L'm a scientist. You're a scientist.
L'm coming in hot!
L'm deadly serious.
L'm Dr. Rick Marshall.
L'm fine, okay. l just worked late.
L'm giving up.
L'm gonna stay.
L'm gonna take at least one of these bastards with me,
L'm here to offer y'all protection
L'm just gonna block the first point of egress here
L'm just gonna have to fight you at your own game.
L'm just trying to figure this out.
L'm just trying to keep up morale.
L'm liking this. Continue.
L'm okay, and that's it.
L'm out gathering research. Okay?
L'm really kind of sleepy.
L'm recognizing a very primitive language.
L'm so glad you guys squashed that.
L'm so tired.
L'm so. . . l'm so tired. So. . .
L'm sorry, may? Actually, l need to know.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l'm so sorry. l'm so sorry.
L'm standing right here! l was right. Okay?
L'm sure Bobby Flay would probably serve it
L'm sure that Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone.
L'm up! l'm up. l got this.
L've been thinking about this a lot, actually.
L've done extensive research with reptiles and various birds of prey,
L've got to get this job!
L've got to get this job!
L've had issues with food in the past, and l don't know, you know,
L've never seen them move so fast.
L've waited my entire life to see the mighty Bigfoot.
L've wanted to do that since l first met you.
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, l'll conclude with this.
Lady troubles?
LAND OF THE LOST
Land of the...
Lce cream.
Lead your master to safety!
Lead, Chaka!
Leave it to us.
Let me get to your discovery, Doctor, because. . .
Let me see it. Kiss him.
Let's do it, pal.
Let's go, guys. To freedom.
Let's go, Holly.
Let's go! Chop chop!
Let's move out, you pansies.
Let's swing over to that tree.
Let's take a look at that ankle. Does that sound good?
Let's work on our mission statement.
Lf anyone knows about meal presentation, it's me.
Lf anyone sees Matt, can you tell him he forgot his egg?
Lf Chaka meat were the secret ingredient on lron Chef,
Lf he is not stopped, he will open a doorway to your world
Lf it's out there, we'll find it.
Lf we have any hope of returning home,
Lf you want Holly, you've gotta deal with us.
Lf you want to be technical and reduce it to its basest element, yes, l was.
Lf you wish to return home, these crystals are the doorway.
Lf you're hearing this, heed my warning. Do not believe...
Lf your theories are such rubbish, then explain this.
Like l've said before, it's got a brain the size of a walnut.
Like right now? Yes.
Listen up. lt's a new day.
Listen. l gotta just level with you, bro. l misjudged you.
Little rule l live by, Never trust a dude in a tunic.
Lmmediately made it worse.
Ln fact, Chaka, funny story. . .
Ln fact, l brought you back a dinosaur egg,
Ln return, l will be a fair but very strict master.
Ln your lab.
Lndividually, to each one of you. l'll explain it.
Look at all the people!
Look at all the people! At all the people
Look, he was never in any danger, okay?
Look, if you're gonna do this for real, take this.
Look, l think the Ph. D. after my name
Look, l'd really rather not talk about it, okay?
Look, look. . . Fine.
Look, we want to go in the cave, all right?
Look, we're not gonna make a big deal out of it.
Look! Chaka's waiting for us at the other end of the bridge!
Looking for what l've found here, you know?
Looks like a plasma discharge. Or maybe beta rays!
Ls he gone?
Ls love.
Ls that so?
Lt all goes to a great cause. The Devil's Canyon Resort and Casino!
Lt all goes to a great cause. The Devil's Canyon Resort and Casino!
Lt could be lost in time. On the contrary.
Lt doesn't leave the three of us?
Lt gets up in the nostrils, too. You do not want that.
Lt involves adjusting the angle of my recline
Lt is great.
Lt moves.
Lt was back in Oslo, Doctor, last month, that you just startled your colleagues
Lt wouldn't be an easy thing to do,
Lt's a bit gay.
Lt's a canister of refrigerant.
Lt's a donut stuffed with M&M's.
Lt's a fair question.
Lt's a massacre.
Lt's a walnut.
Lt's all explained in my book.
Lt's all right. Don't be frightened.
Lt's almost like the Olmec culture of Mesoamerica.
Lt's barely holding. Let's go!
Lt's been some time since my final guest was here,
Lt's cool. lt's cool.
Lt's his first. No, there's a reason
Lt's in my head, calling to me!
Lt's incredible!
Lt's industrial runoff from the soap factory down the street!
Lt's just a routine expedition.
Lt's leftover data from the drive.
Lt's much closer to zombie dick.
Lt's not gonna leave here.
Lt's over. You're not going anywhere.
Lt's Phase Two that gets me really excited.
Lt's the cave.
Lt's the only real solution
Lt's very impressive.
Lt's very peaceful. lt's a little bit like fly fishing.
Lt's your home or your comrade, Dr. Marshall.
Lurking about in the dark, dark shadows of this very cave.
Lying here is just Phase One of the plan.
Make sure to ingest some. Get that in the bloodstream.
MAN ON SPEAKER: And we're clear.
Man, come on, look at him.
Man, you are deceptively heavy.
Man, you guys don't even care.
MAN: Hey, he's so strong ! What are you, crazy?
MAN: Okay, guys, let's get some sugar!
MAN: Wait, wait! He's making a run for the stage!
Marco. Polo.
Marco. Polo.
Marshall !
Marshall !
Marshall ! l'm coming in !
Marshall ! Marshall !
Marshall ! Marshall, where are you going?
Marshall ! Please.
Marshall, did you just make that?
Marshall, it really looks like he's trying to destroy the bridge.
Marshall, Marshall, wait, you'll scare him.
Marshall, the meter can't be far.
Marshall, the meter!
Marshall, you got it.
Marshall?
Master not pleased !
Matt Lauer Can Suck It, by Dr. Rick Marshall.
Matt Lauer can suck it!
Maybe a second splash will reduce some of the effects.
Maybe what l was always meant to do.
Mayday. Mayday.
Me.
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
Misfire!
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm.
My behavior was just. . .
My coordinates are unknown. ls this even Earth?
My coordinates are unknown. ls this even Earth?
My critics? Your critics.
My friends, l've designed such a device.
My tachyon amplifier, that's how it happened !
My tachyon amplifier, which undoubtedly will be the only
Never put anything near the mouth of the cave to draw attention to us.
Never. l won't tell anybody. Who am l gonna tell?
Nice field skills, Holly!
No immediate danger. Cold blooded and slow.
No, but you have to build it. l mean, it's the most incredible. . .
No, he went to a strange world,
No, Hoss, this ain't me. This is an earthquake.
No, it isn't. Reverse!
No, it's a reasonable precaution, all right?
No, it's not possible. The T. Rex lacked a gag reflex.
No, it's not! lt's a hatchet job!
No, l actually mean vault. lt's from a poster with a pole vaulter on it.
No, l don't. l didn't think so.
No, l'm certain he's looking at you.
No, l'm making a balloon animal here, earthling.
No, l'm sorry, it's not joyful lightness.
No, Marshall, how did you get out?
No, no, Marshall, don't!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no! Take her that way!
No, no, no, shut up!
No, no, no, wait. This is insane.
No, no! There are no show tunes on this ride!
No, no.
No, no. Bless your heart.
No, no. No.
No, of course not.
No, Rick Marshall.
No, that can't be right.
No, that's adorable. No, taxpayers' money. l don't have $50 million.
No, they're gonna kill him !
No, we're not leaving without you.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. l'm not running.
No. My place is here in the pylon. l must protect the crystals.
No. No, no.
No. No, not distracting. Never distracting.
No. No. He's watching you.
Not by a damn sight.
Not important right now.
Not tomorrow, not in a few hours, but right now.
Not you. Mary Poppins.
Now save your strength. You'll need it.
Now think about. . .
Now, just go. l'll meet you at the pylon, l hope.
Now, l will tether Will to this hot air balloon right here.
Now, let's light this candle.
Now, me, Holly.
Now, was that necessary?
Obvious error. ls anyone receiving this? Come back.
Obviously on patrol.
Of a group of young kids trying to make it onstage.
Of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
Of course.
Oh !
Oh ! Great. Yes. You, right there, young man.
Oh ! l'm sorry. l'm Holly Cantrell.
Oh ! Okay.
Oh ! That is delicious and refreshing ! Mmm mmm.
Oh, brother. Give me a break.
Oh, God !
Oh, God ! Oh, God !
Oh, God ! Oh, shit!
Oh, God, he's close.
Oh, God, we're screwed.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God !
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

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