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Hook (1991)

Hook (1991)

Hook is a beloved 1991 film directed by Steven Spielberg. It tells the magical story of an adult Peter Pan, portrayed by Robin Williams, who must return to Neverland to save his kidnapped children from the clutches of Captain Hook, played by Dustin Hoffman. The film also features memorable performances by Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell and Bob Hoskins as Smee. For fans wanting to relive the enchanting sounds of Neverland, songs and music from the movie can be played and downloaded here.

A baseball glove. You can catch things with it...
A battle between good and evil, to the death.
A grandmother.
A little more. That's it.
A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable.
A man so quick, he's even fast asleep!
A piphy what?
A ticking.
A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Abso flogging lutely.
Abso flogging lutely.
Adventures with Indians and pirates.
After all, what would the world be like...
After that you'll be running after them for a bit of attention.
Agreed to a preposterous plan, an absurd war.
Ain't no time to celebrate
All children, except one, grow up.
All I had to be was anything because it was always us.
All of my favourite Never Foods!
All right.
All right. I want a meeting, tomorrow a.m.
All the jagged parts of my life...
All the little Indians and the soldiers and all the Lost Boys?
Always keep it open!
An epiphany
An F?
An F?
And do you know, Mr. Barrie, well, Sir James, our neighbour...
And for me, sir, they could have sunk no lower. And I want my war!
And I hate living in Never Land!
And I hate, I hate...
And I never want to hear the name Peter Pan again!
And I'm dabbling in some land development.
And I'm prepared to fight dearly for him.
And if he doesn't, those dirty Lost Boys will jog his memory.
And look.
And now he's come back to seek his revenge.
And of course...
And one.
And remember, don't let your arms get tired!
And so do you, I see.
And that includes you, Mr. Chairman of the Board Banning.
And the question will be:
And this is the first time I've been big enough to have it.
And two, there are certain things that even rats won't do.
And Wendy kept getting older...
And what's so terribly important about your terribly important business?
And when you saw her...
And who are them kids Hook's got? Give him a chance!
And who killed that cunning crocodile? Who stuffed him?
And you are missing it.
And you are not being careful.
Any resistance and he blows them out of the water.
Anyone?
Anytime, Maggie. To infinity and back again.
Are you alive, little bug? Look out!
Are you eating that?
Are you gonna follow this drooler against Captain Hook?
Are you ready for me, Peter?
Are you sad?
Are you trying to do me out of my job?
Ask them if anybody misses the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Bangerang, old man.
Bangerang, Peter!
Bangerang, Rufio!
Bangerang, Rufio!
Bangerang!
Bangerang!
Bangerang!
Bangerang!
Bangerang!
Bangerang!
Bangerang.
Bangerang.
Banning, Banning, Banning!
Be careful, Peter. You're a lot taller than you used to be.
Be careful.
Be the Pan you are. Fly.
Because here he is! The cunning king fish!
Because I couldn't get my shadow to stick.
Because only one person has that smell.
Before you were born, your parents would stay up all night together...
Besides, I wasn't crying.
Big damn bug!
Bless you, child. Good form, Jack.
Blow him out of the water, Dad!
Bluejays, come on!
Bluejays, come on!
Bluejays!
BOY
Boy, why are you crying?
Boy, why are you crying?
Boys, listen! He married Wendy's granddaughter!
Brad! Hi! Have you been holding this long?
Brad.
Brad...
Brad's on the line. He says it's urgent!
Bring on the plank!
Burn clear and steadfast tonight.
But did he go to your baseball game?
But I was still a little boy, and I missed my mother.
But it can't be.
But it was shut.
But it wasn't there. It was here.
But Jack says you're not the really real Wendy.
But you didn't come.
But, Peter...
Bye, Teddy.
Can this giant be Jack? How much you've grown in a year.
Can you blow on this?
Can't you understand, child?
Captain Hook's got them and you've gotta fight him! Let's fly!
Captain, why don't we play with your island?
Casualties of evolution.
Charge!
Clap your hands, Peter.
Clap...
Come and give me a skwoodge.
Come on, Daddy. Mommy could do it.
Come on, into bed.
Come on, Jack!
Come on, Jack!
Come on, Jack.
Come on, Jack. Come on. Out, out, out.
Come on, keep us alive, Banning! Keep us alive!
Come on, pal! Bear down! Bear down! Come on, Jack!
Come on, Peter, follow me and all will be well.
Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Come on, Thud Butt!
Come on. Humor the Hook.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. You gotta come.
Comfy? Cosy?
Confound it, Druscilla, glove me. The game is about to start.
Dad, help!
Dad, my game. You promised.
Dad.
Daddy, I made something for you. You're gonna love this.
Daddy, let's go home. Please?
Daddy!
Daddy?
Daddy.
Daddy'll be here. He promised.
Daddy's handling this. It's okay.
Dear night lights, protect my sleeping babes.
Dear Peter:
Death is the only adventure you have left.
Death is the only great adventure I have left.
Do we have open windows at home?
Do you hear me?
Do you know that place between sleep and awake...
Do you know what I wish?
Do you like my dress?
Do you remember your mother, Peter?
Do you remember your next great adventure to save your kids?
Do you see where Jack is?
Doesn't Mommy read to us every night?
Don't be frightened.
Don't crowd me!
Don't ever frighten me like that again.
Don't forget to warm the pot.
Don't get no blood on them boots!
Don't go out, Morn. Please.
Don't leave us, Peter, and don't say goodbye.
Don't listen to that fairy and that brainless fungus!
Don't look at me! Focus!
Don't make a move, Smee. Not a step.
Don't mess with me, man! I'm a lawyer!
Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee.
Don't worry, Gran Wendy, I wasn't gonna leave.
Don't worry. More people crash in cars than plane.
Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee. Try to stop me.
Don't you know what a kiss is?
Don't you love it, laddie? Once you've shed blood, it's hard to stop!
Drink your papaw, Peter.
Each one ticked its last took, and now all is well.
Eat.
Ever so much more than 20.
Every time someone says, I do not believe in fairies...
Everybody say grace.
Everybody who grows up has to die someday.
Everything's gonna be all
Excuse me, do you have an appointment?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. ls there a pay phone around here?
Explode out of there! Stop this charade! Free your children!
Fairy footprints. He's Peter Pan or I've got a dead man's dinghy.
Fairy.
Faker.
Feel this.
Felt all better.
Finally I'm going to kill Peter Pan...
Fire it up!
Fire!
Fire. Really?
First thing tomorrow morning, we'll shoot some Indians out at Long Tom.
First, he will attend Whitehall, then Oxford.
Flap your arm and fly!
Fly me, Daddy. Fly me!
Fly! I know it's you!
Follow that Hook.
For a father who's never there, Jack.
For always making promises and breaking them!
For never doing anything with me.
For now, please sit back, relax. Enjoy the remainder of the flight.
Forget the games. I want real food. Steak, eggs
Forgetting about us all over again.
Form ranks!
Four. Bare minimum for a decent Pan.
Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have decided to cancel the war.
Get down! Get low!
Get me down! Help! Help!
Get them out of here! I'm on the phone call of my life!
Get thin
Get your fat butt off the ground Reach on down and touch your toes
Give it a try.
Give me that.
Give us the Hook!
Give us the Hook!
Give yourself a heart attack Gotta train
Go easy on me. I'm a beginner.
Go get them, captain!
Go on.
Go on.
Go save them.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, your captain again.
Good form, Peter. I am fallen.
Good morning, Mr. Smee!
Good morning, Never Land!
Good night, ma'am. Good night, sir.
Good night, Never Land!
Good night.
Goodbye, Smee.
Goodbye.
Gotta fly.
Gotta groan
Gotta lose a million pounds
Gotta win
Gran.
Grandma?
Granny Wendy brought me in from the cold.
Great. Very personal.
Grow up.
Growl!
Guess again.
Hand over my son now and you and your men may go free.
Happy thought, happy thought, happy thought, happy...
Happy thought.
Has it been three days?
Have I ever made a promise, Jack...
Have I, son?
Have to crow. Have to save Maggie. Have to save Jack.
Have to fly. Have to fight.
Have you ever known what it's like to feel the exhilaration of really flying?
Having trouble with the missus?
He can't do those things. He can't even play simple games.
He can't fly, but he can swim!
He can't fly, fight or crow.
He can't hit the curve.
He knows you'll follow Maggie and Jack to the ends of the earth.
He missed the most important game on the most important day...
He took my toy.
He wants you back.
He was a Lost Boy.
He was lost too.
He was there, we were there, and he wouldn't try.
He wouldn't. He didn't even try.
He's back!
He's been away from Never Land so long, his mind's been gentrified.
He's coming down!
He's exaggerating. I'm still into mergers and acquisitions.
He's forgotten everything.
He's going up!
He's just a mean old man without a mommy.
He's Peter Pan, all right, captain.
He's trying to suck my blood. He drools all over my neck.
Hear me, men.
Hear me'? I want to kill him.
Hello, boy.
Hello, boy.
Hello, children.
Hello, Wendy lady.
Hello, Wendy.
Hello! Tick took, tick tock...
Hello.
Helmet!
Help me, somebody!
Help me! Tinkerbell!
Help me. Please.
Help!
Help!
Her who?
Here comes Pan!
Here we go.
Here's where you sliced him during the Tiger Lily incident.
Hey, Brad. Good news?
Hey, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Mrs. Banning. I'm from the office. Which one's your son?
Hi.
Hide!
His nose got real big.
His ship made a pretty bonfire.
Hoist and raise the kiddies!
Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!
Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack.
Honored guests, for the past 70 years, the Granny Wendy we honor tonight...
Hook has got his kids, and I've got three days...
Hook versus Pan!
Hook would never miss your game, son.
Hook would never miss your game, son.
Hook!
Hook! No!
Hook.
Hook.
Hook. Hook. Hook.
Hook. Where you going? Are you getting dramatic?
Hook's gone.
Hook's kidnapped his kids. He's just out of shape.
How could you know Tootles?
How could you know Tootles?
How did you ever manage to fit into those smashing tights again, Peter?
How far back can you remember, Peter?
How is it?
How long do you think that lasts?
How long since you looked at those?
How much?
How'd you know about that?
Hurray for Pan the Man
I always wanna be a little boy and to have fun.
I am a child.
I am home.
I baited that Hook and now I'm proud to announce...
I beg your pardon?
I believe in fairies.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
I believe in you...
I believe!
I came back many times for Wendy. Always in the spring.
I can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought.
I can...!
I can't fly.
I can't stay and play. I've done what I came to do...
I couldn't bear her heart to be broken when she finds she can't keep you.
I did.
I didn't lose my marbles after all!
I do not believe in fairies!
I do not believe in fairies.
I don't ever wanna become a man. Yuck.
I don't hear anything.
I don't know why you have wings, but you have lovely legs.
I don't know. A tear for every happy thought.
I don't like this game.
I don't understand. Why doesn't he fly? He's a fop Peter Pan!
I drank poison for you. You used to call me Tink.
I expected my shadow and I would join together like drops of water.
I fancy them shiny shoes for my booties.
I found other windows to visit, ones that weren't shut closed on me.
I give you the steel handed stingray...
I got it!
I got it! I found it!
I got it.
I got Pan's sword! I'm the Pan now!
I got the phone in the briefcase.
I gotta fix this.
I guess we do have something in common.
I half expected you to alight on the church...
I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body!
I hate, I hate you, Mr. Hook!
I have a plan. Tink?
I have to take this.
I know her.
I know that if you could stand now...
I know why I came back. I know why I grew up.
I like this game. Ask me another one.
I lost it.
I love Moira...
I love you, Peter Pan.
I love...
I loved his annual report. Read it.
I mean, before that.
I mean, what would the world be like without Captain Hook?
I missed the adventure again, didn't I?
I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly.
I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly.
I never want to see your face in Never Land again.
I read recently that they're now using lawyers instead of rats for experiments.
I remember her.
I remember my mother.
I remember the hospital on Great Ormond Street.
I remember you being a lot bigger.
I remember.
I see them in their beds so often in my dreams.
I shall give her a kiss.
I shall give you a kiss if you like.
I shall sew it on for you, my little man. it may hurt a little.
I shall sew it on for you, my little man. it may hurt a little.
I shall, once you give one to me.
I smashed this clock immediately after I gutted him.
I swear on everything I adore.
I think a bit of skulduggery would do you good.
I think it's perfectly sweet of you.
I think it's perfectly sweet of you.
I think not! I think James Hook's afraid of time, ticking away!
I think these belong to you.
I think you can get them at Armani.
I think you mean an epiphany.
I told you, Gran, I'd get him here, by hook or by crook.
I want my children. The stakes can be no higher.
I want my Mommy!
I want my mommy! I want my daddy!
I want those kids out of that net or you better get an attorney.
I want to go home.
I want to kill Peter Pan. I wanna kill him!
I want to potty. I want a cookie. I want to stay up.
I want to speak to a grownup!
I want you to take care of everyone who's smaller than you.
I want you to take your ship and go.
I want, I want, I want! Me, me, me, me!
I wanted to be a father.
I was afraid. I didn't wanna grow up.
I was proud of you.
I wish I had a dad...
I wore a pink satin sash.
I'll be just behind you.
I'll be there. My word is my bond.
I'll make you a deal, Mr. Chairman of the Board. Fly up there...
I'll never lose you again.
I'll show you the window where your father and I...
I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium!
I'm clapping!
I'm dying. I'm heading towards the white light. I've left my body.
I'm incredible! Yeah. Never Land.
I'm not a bug. I'm a fairy.
I'm not a pirate.
I'm not ready to deal with this now.
I'm not that kind of lawyer.
I'm old, Peter.
I'm Peter Banning. I want my children.
I'm sorry it's been so long between visits.
I'm sorry to break this up, but I have to steal Granny...
I'm sorry. How do you feel now?
I'm tired of killing Indians and Lost Boys. I always kill them.
I'm up.
I'm Wendy.
I've been busy.
I've been shot!
I've decided that the so called Pan...
I've forgotten how to fly.
I've got a sworn affidavit by a T. Bell.
I've got his medical history. I even got his dental records.
I've just had an apostrophe.
I've never taken drugs. I missed the '60s. I was an accountant.
I've waited long to shake your hand with this.
If I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me?
If it's your time to go, it's your time to go.
If less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan.
If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick!
If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't be him, so eat up!
If you insist on seeing Hook and desire to be alive...
Imagine Pan...
In a crisis, we English always make a cup of tea.
In the rain
In the snow
In the sun
In three days we'll have a war.
Indeed. Good form, Smee.
Is Granny Wendy the real, real Wendy from my play?
Is that the clock?
Isn't that a wonder
Isn't that what grownups want for their children?
It is true, then. You did grow up.
It is you! It is! A big you.
It so happens I am a lawyer.
It took me three days, then guess what happened when I did?
It was a beautiful speech.
It was you.
It's a few years, then it's over.
It's a hug. Next time you fly, you won't have to be scared.
It's a lot safer to fly than crossing the street.
It's a one celled critter with no brain that can't fly!
It's a trick, captain! Let me blast that buzzing vixen to pixie hell!
It's a welcome home party.
It's all over.
It's all right. Daddy's here.
It's been 10 years between visits. But never mind.
It's been a long time.
It's Brad, Moira. I gotta take this call.
It's finally happened. I'm having a total nervous breakdown.
It's going away. That's what it is.
It's good to see you, Libby Linda Lisa
It's impossible. I'm on a plane to London tomorrow night with my family.
It's like the first time you run someone through with your blade.
It's not bad you're big. You were always bigger than me.
It's okay. Hang on, son. I'm coming, sweetheart.
It's paper, honey.
It's possible that this whole thing is some kind of ridiculous prank.
It's so fast, Peter.
It's the only way to save me.
It's time for Smee.
It's time to look our best. First impressions are the most important.
Jack, don't do that. You could put someone's eye out.
Jack, for a father who didn't save you on the ship.
Jack, give me your hand. We're going home.
Jack, he will try.
Jack, it's a very special time when a pirate receives his first earring.
Jack, listen to me! Never let him make you forget! Never forget...
Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought...
Jack, next season, I'm coming to six games. I promise.
Jack, you see this? Come over here.
Jack, you won't believe this, I found my happy thought.
Jack, you're in charge now.
Jack,Jack!
Jack! Answer me!
Jack! Come on, Bluejays!
Jack! Come on, Bluejays!
Jack! Jack! He's our man. If he can't do it, no one can!
Jack! Save me!
Jack? Jack, get away from there.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack..
Jackie, boy! Jack!
Jackie, boy! Jack!
Jackie, don't be a sloucher. Take that gum out of your mouth.
Jerry? Jack?
Jumping jacks are good for you Now your face is turning blue
Just hold that happy thought, Peter!
Just like his father.
Just listen.
Just reach out and touch them!
Just stop.
Just touch our fingers and we'll be able to go home.
Just you.
Keep this window closed. I told you this a hundred times.
Kids?
Kill them.
Kindest personal regards...
Last game of the season. Santa Series. I gotta be there. I promised.
Leave me alone for one moment!
Less is more. Less is more.
Lesson one: Why parents hate their children.
Let's get you into bed.
Let's give him a very big hand...
Let's have fun, Peter.
Lewd, crude bag of pre chewed food dude.
Lie? Me?
Lightning has just struck my brain.
Lisa? Lisa.
Listen, I'd love to chat...
Listen, it's my son's big game.
Listen.
Little elf didn't know any better.
Little Michael in his basket bed, right here.
Liza?
Liza.
London's a magical place for children.
Long live the Hook!
Look at the size Look at you! Such a sweet thing!
Look at these adorable children!
Look what Jack drew.
Look, stars.
Look!
Lookie, lookie, I got Hooky.
Lose weight
Lost Boys, stop! Stop it!
Lost Boys, we got them on the run!
Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up!
Lost Boys! Lost Boys! Wake up!
Lost Boys.
Lost Boys. Jim Hook. Duel to the death. I'll fill you in later.
Lost what?
Lost, lost, lost.
Lost.
Lost.
Louder.
Louder.
Lovely fish! Fresh fish!
Loves you? Isn't that...
LOW! High! High!
LS it you?
Lying, crying, Spying, prying ultra pig!
Maggie, before you were born, they were happier.
Maggie, Moira, Jack!
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie?
Maggie.
Maggie.
Maggie. Maggie.
Make time stand still, laddie.
Make way for the Hook!
Mama wants a new pair of shoes. Drive me home, Jack!
Many of you here tonight were once lost children...
May I show you something? Will you let go?
Maybe this means you'll be twice as much fun.
Me mother loves that Hook!
Merry Christmas.
Michael. Peter.
Mine, mine, mine, mine!
Mine's my mother.
Moira!
Moira.
Mommy, where's Daddy?
Mommy!
Mother used to put him in the pram to keep me company.
Mung tongue!
My career is over.
My dad...
My dear child, have you been up all night?
MY eyes!
My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
My God! Jack and Maggie.
My God. The children.
My great and worthy opponent?
My happy thought will help you.
My Jack!
My life is over.
My morn sang that song.
My word is my bond.
My young Jack, tell me about the game of baseball.
Nana!
Nearsighted gynecologist.
Never Land.
Never, ever, ever close...
Never, never, ever wanna grow up Yeah
Never.
Never.
Next, time to fly.
Nibs put the thermometer in her mouth.
No growing up.
No more happy thoughts.
No more Hook!
No more Hook! No more Hook!
No more talk about doing away with yourself.
No pain, no gain, James!
No stopping me this time, Smee.
No, Child.
No, I mean a real kiss.
No, I'm neither. Please go away.
No, no, no! No, now stop it!
No, not you! Not you.
No, please.
No, Smee. No little children love me.
No, you gotta fix your family first.
No,no,no.
No!
No.
No.
No. I'm not Peter Pan. I am just an ordinary...
No. No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse...
No. No, Peter. No buttons, no thimbles.
No. Smee, who is this impostor?
No. They've all got bars on them.
Not being in this slingshot would make me very happy!
Not really alone
Not Teddy. Daddy!
Not this pitiful, spineless, pasty, bloated...
Not to kill Pan when I had the chance?
Not you! Not you!
Now I'm bound by my indefatigable good form to wait.
Now it's time to be whatever you want to be.
Now, crack your mouth and drool. Now growl.
Now, don't you answer now. No,no,no,no.
Now, Jack...
Now, now, now!
Now, pay attention, class. We have a lot to go over.
Now, there is one rule I insist be obeyed while you are in my house:
Now, you know where fairies come from, don't you, Maggie?
Now!
Oh, come on, Peter. Pick up your weapon.
Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.
Oh, dear me, 80 years ago.
Oh, dear me! I did it.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Don't Ask!
Oh, look.
Oh, Moira, how are you? You look wonderful!
Oh, Moira, Moira, Moira.
Oh, my God, I think I killed it.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my! A wall.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, Peter Pan will fly again. He'll remember how.
Oh, Smee, what a superb idea I've just had!
Oh, thank God. We were children in these rooms.
Oh, there you are, Peter!
Oh, yes, you'll see. He'll crow, he'll fight, he'll fly...
Oh, you're alive!
Oh, you're sick.
Oil dripping, beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Okay, mister. All right.
Okay, you ready? I don't wanna hurt you.
Okay.)'
One for me?
One great, big happy thought!
One week and I'll get him in shape, and you can have your dirty old war.
One, the scientists become less attached to the lawyers.
Only you can save your children.
Or as the great warrior who defeated a heroic Pan?
Or I'll find you wherever you are!
Or was, a long time ago.
Pan!
Pan's back! Pan's back! Pan!
Parachute...
Peter flogging flying Pan!
Peter Pan has a real problem with heights.
Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
Peter Pan's got kids?
Peter Pan's my dad?
Peter, catch!
Peter, get back here.
Peter, hello? Peter, are you there?
Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly.
Peter, I swear to you, wherever you go, wherever you are...
Peter, look at this. Look at this.
Peter, where are you?
Peter, you're a daddy.
Peter, you're missing it.
Peter, you've become a pirate.
Peter!
Peter!
Peter.
Peter. Peter. Peter.
Peter. Peter. Peter.
Peter...
Pick 'em on up
Pixie.
Play!
Play!
Play.
Please do not allow this minor turbulence to disturb you.
Please don't give up.
Please don't! I have a bad back!
Please, not a curve ball.
Please.
Put behind you any thoughts of home...
Put it down before you poke somebody's eye out.
Put me down!
Put your faces on, girls. Here comes Smee!
Really? Maybe we should call the American police.
Remember what?
Remember? The world was ours! We could do everything or nothing.
Revenge is mine.
Right?

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