The Other Guys (2010) Edit

A bear dog. Half dog, half bear.

A bear or a dog?

A broken partnership.

A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and stay in school,

A guy who does what needs to be done.

A guy who knows how to use his dark side for good.

A lot of great things, like soda pop, big fresh can of soda pop.

A misdemeanor in some states.

A mutt case.

Actually, we don't do that here. This is an installation art piece.

After all those years, after the restraining order.

After those three days of non verbal communication and a whole lot of loving,

Aim for the bushes.

Ain't too proud to beg.

All due to what you guys do. Thank you.

All just stepping up and doing their part?

All of her wants, her needs, and desires are now my responsibility.

All right, all right, all right. Listen up, listen up!

All right, Allen, you're gonna have to hand over your gun.

All right, everybody!

All right, fine. I'm gonna tell you guys something.

All right, go. Go. Be careful.

All right, I'm gonna give you this. This is a dummy gun. I use it for ceremony.

All right, just one... Just a...

All right, ladies. Starting to get the picture? We're about to lock shit down.

All right, listen up.

All right, look, they returned your shoes.

All right, right there.

All right, Terry.

All right, we got it.

All right, you, sweetie. Come on, let's go. Move.

All right! Paper Bitch and Yankee Clipper on the case!

All right? And also, he is my boss.

All right? Just shut it.

All right.

All right. Fresh start.

All right. Goodbye, buddy.

All right. Let's go, Monday morning, time to go to work.

All right. Little boy on his 13th birthday.

All right. Quiet as a church mouse, in and out.

All right. Then you do us proud.

All the gun fights, all the car chases,

All the sex we don't wanna have with women, but we have to,

All units, fire department, en route.

All units, I need a respondent. Possible jumper, 3 World Financial Center.

Allen and his apps. He loves them.

Allen and Terry hit the trifecta.

Allen came into the ER with poison ivy on his rectum.

Allen, could I see you in the hallway for a second?

Allen, I'm pregnant.

Allen, it's the only lead we have.

Allen, listen to me. Danson and Highsmith are gone.

Allen, someone was nice enough to put linseed oil on it,

Allen, what are you doing? What are you doing? Allen!

Allen! Allen, hit the brake!

Allen! Allen!

Allen! We're the suckers. They're targeting the police pension fund.

Allen.

Along with the FBI and the Federal Reserve,

Am I being punk'd?

America has always been defined by its excess.

America!

An accountant for law and order.

And a Subaru station wagon.

And after that...

And aggressively hunt you and your family.

And all their fathers were hanged

And at age 11, I audited my parents.

And at first glance, you're like, it's just a mug that says FBI.

And believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.

And Bernie Madoff,

And don't eyeball me, man!

And don't eyeball me, man!

And eventually the world comes to your front door.

And everyone else stay here.

And find five British soldiers

And from there it's transferred to a dozen offshore accounts.

And gave birth on the floor.

And getting busted down to a shitty assignment.

And he's so happy that you're having his child.

And I can assure you that every dime of your money

And I don't care who.

And I don't like what I see.

And I found some pretty interesting stuff.

And I got another job at Bed Bath and Beyond. Okay?

And I got two bucks for a fucked up duck!

And I gotta save what little ass I have left, okay?

And I just had to come here tonight to tell you that I love you.

And I kind of need somebody to help me out, like, you know, my partner in crime.

And I saw you.

And I say, Listen, my little sugar balls, whatever you do today,

And I was about to start bad mouthing you behind your back,

And I was close. I was real close.

And I went back there, and I pulled open that curtain,

And I will take a second look at the financials.

And I will take a second look at the financials.

And if this were an actual investigation, I would immediately recuse myself.

And in connection to the murder of Don Beaman.

And intelligent and wonderful you are,

And it wants to walk up with the people and say, Hey, Gator don't play no shit.

And it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!

And it'll tell you what the back of his head looks like.

And it's because of this excess that I have flourished.

And it's gonna be glorious.

And Lendl's massive losses,

And let me apologize in advance, okay,

And loans money to other banks.

And maybe I'll see what I can do.

And most of you are on the list.

And now he's being paid back the duck.

And now they're after us.

And remember, all I ask of you is, you don't let him get hurt, Terry.

And riding her like a bucking bronco

And serve it to their husband?

And someone with an actual gun will come and help you out.

And that the guys paid her. She said she'd give me a percentage.

And the black chaps are some businessmen from Nigeria.

And the Federal Reserve is a prison?

And the kid's happy with the two bucks?

And the news doesn't say a word about it. 'Cause who owns them?

And the reason why I act like you're a plain wife is that

And then forced him onto the ledge.

And then I show him my breasts, and I say, These are waiting for you

And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

And then you move to Florida.

And these chopping boards?

And they dropped me off at the emergency room.

And they returned your weapons. Here you go, Terry.

And wants to hold your hand and have iced tea with you.

And we know you're targeting a big fish to cover losses.

And we will corner your pride,

And we'd do it again and again.

And we're having dinner.

And we're just get in there and we're gonna put some D's in some A's.

And when I come back and bust your ass,

And when you call me, I'm not coming back!

And wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends

And you attract the media attention, and you bring the DA in on this,

And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting.

And you fellas, at this point, should just be glad that

And you guys are fighting over who's gonna be the next hotshot?

And you haven't said a word.

And you, too, creepy guy standing in the door?

And, statistically speaking, there's about 30 kids in here,

Another thing I hate about you? You always pay in exact change.

Answering the phones, and all that stupid shit that we don't like to do.

Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?

Anyway, it went terribly wrong.

Anyway, little bit of a rush, gentlemen, if you don't mind. Thank you.

Anyway, one day, I wake up and I look in the mirror,

Approve it.

Are you a big man, huh?

Are you deaf? You hear me yell, Freeze?

Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?

Are you tapping out, or are you hitting me in the face?

Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer alert. Who wants some Arnie Palmies?

As a little kid, didn't you dress up and play cops and robbers?

Ass up, inflamed, crying.

At least we stopped you from getting the pension fund.

At that moment, I knew. Hey, he's no pimp. Pimps don't cry.

At the crime scene, LOL.

Attaboy!

Attaboy.

Australian?

Baby, where are you? I wanna see you.

Beaman knew that I had falsified my financials,

Beautiful features.

Beautiful.

Because he was hooking up with the Powerball girl,

Because I think you're going to take off.

Because this is what I would call a spite shit.

Because you shot Derek Jeter!

Best watch your step, Detective.

Between me and David Ershon.

Big metal butterflies fluttering around in your stomach?

Black market organ sales, human trafficking, all of it.

Blue and white found your firearms down by the Hudson River. Here you go, Terry.

Bob? What are you doing here?

Brody Jenner's gonna be there. Bai Ling.

Bronx, October.

But Allen and Terry had worked it like stars.

But Allen's Faceback app was able to get a match to their faces.

But guess what?

But I got a weird sense of humor. I'm a sick puppy.

But I still get to make a doodie out in the woods.

But I stopped myself, because my pops taught me

But I wanna hear you scream!

But I'm not.

But I've been getting calls from people I don't ever get calls from.

But if you make a lot of noise

But in terms of content?

But somehow it works.

But sometimes when you get your ass kicked,

But then at second glance, you're like, Female Body Inspector?

But there are other things in the world besides being a cop. Okay?

But there's one case, one case in a career where you go all in.

But this is serious stuff we're dealing with, okay?

But tonight, I need to make things right with Sheila.

But we gotta stop it.

But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves,

But, yes.

By 9:00 in the morning, it goes into the Lendl equity fund

By 9:01, it's gone.

By security cam footage which Martin and Fosse hadn't checked.

Bye, Sheila!

Bye, Sheila!

Bye, Sheila.

Call me!

Called The Art of Oral Sex?

Came up with a nifty plan

Can I ask what this is about?

Can you get out of here now? I'm talking to my lady.

Can you imagine where you'd be in your career if you hadn't shot Jeter?

Can you please go?

Candy and Jolene, said, We gotta take you in,

Captain, I am being straight with you.

Captain, it's a long story, but I'm just gonna cut to the chase.

Captain, it's Allen Gamble.

Captain, you really wanna disarm this guy, take out the batteries in the calculator.

Chinatown. Three Triad gang members. I popped two of them off the draw.

Christine, this is a lovely house.

Christinith, you idiot!

Claude, meet me outside, at the back of the service entrance.

Come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here about every night.

Come lay with me. Be safe, and let's make love. Come on.

Come on in, fellas.

Come on with it, then!

Come on, are you gonna tell me who that is?

Come on, fellas!

Come on, Knicks! Come on! I got Knicks' fever and it's catching!

Come on, man, you know who The other guys.

Come on, man.

Come on, stay with me. Stay with me.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Bob!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Bring it in a little bit.

Come on. That's not all she said.

Coming up against a full grown, 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?

Cool, a helicopter! Must be covering the high speed chase.

Corporate lobbyists are spending millions

Cost the city a championship.

Could you not smile like that?

Courts and the law is all we have left.

Cut that line! Cut it! Let's go!

Damn it, I'm late. I was supposed to go meet my lady.

Damn it.

Damn it. He did it again.

Danson and Highsmith shoot, drive, and sex with style. They're rock stars.

Danson and Highsmith, free hot dogs for life!

Danson, are the rumors about you and Kim Kardashian true?

David Ershon is an upstanding citizen.

David Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon Consortium.

David Ershon is often found in the company of Judge Scalia...

David Ershon, wealthy banker, multinational team.

David Ershon.

David, listen, the Lendl quarterlies come out on the 26th.

David. You're not returning my calls, so I'd like you to meet Roger Wesley.

Decided they wanted to be a part of it.

Derek Jeter?

Detective Allen Gamble.

Detective Hoitz and Gamble are on that 518 on East 10th.

Detective Hoitz and Gamble. We got this.

Detective! Yeah, yeah! Detective!

Detectives Hoitz and Gamble? Detectives Hoitz and Gamble? Over.

Detectives, all your work's done here. You can go.

Developed a language of eye flutters and non verbal gestures.

Did he just... Did he just call himself a peacock?

Did someone call Nine One holy shit?

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?

Did this come with a dental dam?

Did you see that? It went backwards and then turned upside down.

Did you want this transfer approved or not approved?

Did you yell America when you hit the accelerator?

Do it. That's how we do it in the hood.

Do not authorize that transfer.

Do not let these men take me.

Do not touch anything!

Do you have fun singing those songs? They're really depressing.

Do you recall what they looked like?

Do you remember we talked about that proxy vote a while back?

Do you remember?

Do you think I could have sex with you for this duck?

Do you think this arrest was worth $12 million in property damages?

Do you understand what's so funny about it, though?

Does anybody see this? He's got a gun on me.

Does it bother you that the Castien robbers only took 74 grand in diamonds?

Doesn't make sense, does it?

Don't make me shoot! I'll do it!

Don't speak to her like that, Allen.

Don't worry, sweetie. I think I have a way of talking to you.

Don't worry. I got your back.

Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate!

Don't you get it? I don't want you, Allen, okay? I never did.

Don't you get it? This case is talking to us!

Done?

Down on the ground!

Drinking with Terry Hoitz.

Drop it, or be dropped, homeboy!

Dude, you put a ding in my hood!

Dude, you're insane. Your wife is scalding hot.

Dude! What...

Either way, there was a hole in New York City, and it needed to be filled.

Ershon Consortium, current financial investments exceed $70 billion.

Ershon is using the lottery money to cover his losses.

Ershon now resides in Palomino Federal Correctional Facility in Florida.

Ershon's connected to all the higher ups,

Ershon's leading it.

Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.

Every cop, the crazy Australian and his crew, they'll all be after us.

Every time you say, Be safe, it tears me apart.

Exactly! You're a worthless piece of shit!

Fantastic! You're so unbelievable!

Fellas, look, I know you don't respect me as a police officer.

Fellows, I'm sure you're familiar with the venerable DA Radford.

Finally pulled my gun.

Financial profiling? That's crazy. He broke the law and we arrested him.

Find a sucker to invest with you

Find the clerk, get the routing number.

Find the clerk, get the routing number.

Fine, fresh start.

Fine.

Fine. Let's go see her.

Fire Department said it was a gas leak, but no way. That was timed.

First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your captain.

First off, I missed you.

First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot.

First things first, I gotta go see Sheila.

For scaffolding permit violation...

For the Knicks game, with access to the Ambassador Club.

For what? He doesn't care.

For what? We're just going to check it out.

Forensic accounting, okay. And it's an important part of the job.

Fortunately, I know where you're gonna be drinking.

Found a deer vagina.

Francine, is this guy bothering you?

Francine, it's Terry. Please don't hang up.

From bodily fluid and hair samples,

From everything I've heard, I understand

Gamble, listen to me. I'll try to make it real clear.

Game 7 of the World Series.

Game over, bitches.

Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now.

Gator needs his gat, you punkass bitch!

Gator never been about that, never been about playing no shit.

Gator turns vans upside down like they're in a crazy washing machine!

Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories. Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories.

Gentlemen, do we understand each other?

Gentlemen, I can get you obstructed view tickets for Rock of Ages.

Gentlemen, please.

Gentlemen, we got a hot one.

Gentlemen, you have a choice. Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys.

Gentlemen, you're here illegally and without a warrant.

Get away from me!

Get out of the way, man!

Get out of town. This is outrageous...

Get out! Get out, Allen! Get out!

Get out. Go.

Get over here.

Get rid of that asshole.

Get some more information or some tickets or something?

Get the check check from Shen Shen. Let's get out of here.

Get up. And kill the police.

Give me this. I know how to talk to him.

Go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you.

Go for Hoitz.

Go get them, guys. Lot of energy, lot of focus.

Go on! Go!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go!

Go.

God, this water is good. Terry, have you tried the water?

Going to get a slice.

Goldman Sachs. This case is gonna be nasty.

Good mileage?

Good morning.

Good point.

Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.

Good. Who wants to go on a ride along?

Got a couple of tips, help you guys stay out of jail.

Got a high profile kidnapping.

Got some horrible reviews coming out of the gate.

Gretchel and Dawson Accounting Firm in Fair Lawn, New Jersey

Guess what? Life gets loud sometimes and messes with your ears.

Guess what? You're coming with me.

Guess where we just came from? An explosion at your accounting office.

Guess who gave me the secrets to making my first billion dollars.

Guy by the name of Carl Bachand, CEO of Killister Bank.

Guy never comes down here.

Guys, I'm gonna say something right now.

Guys, it's illegal permitting for construction. Specifically, scaffolding.

Guys, this is Don Beaman, the attorney for Mr. Ershon.

Had their way with her

Had to do what you had to do, Captain.

Half empty bottle of gin. Chair knocked over.

Hang on!

Happy for you, man. Good.

Has only one client, David Ershon.

Have some decorum. We're at a funeral.

He also says that

He became a champion and then a movie star, all right?

He did it!

He didn't have poison ivy up his ass.

He does not approve of your behavior!

He forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of gin

He goes, Oh, my God, this is the greatest birthday ever. He does it again.

He had learned how to play it in the eighth grade

He hasn't applied for a single scaffolding permit.

He immediately called your bluff.

He is my dance partner, Terry. Okay?

He loves you very much, Francine!

He loves you very much, Francine.

He played harp at the reception and it was beautiful.

He said he'll always love you.

He says, Let's even the odds!

He still doesn't understand the concept.

He still invests. Currency's just different.

He took three billion in TARP funds. He's crooked. He's real crooked.

He wanted to come down and pay us a visit.

He wants to make sure you know

He wants you to stare into each other's eyes without blinking while you do it.

He will tell you not to authorize it, okay? Tell him.

He'll bring it.

He's a biracial angel.

He's been dodging this case for too long and I want answers.

He's ecstatic! He got laid twice, and now he's got two dollars on top of it.

He's even wearing a T shirt that says, I'm gay!

He's not gonna do that. That's hyperbole. But that's a weird example.

He's still valuable with a bullet wound, mate.

He's walking down the street with the duck, and all of a sudden, voom,

Heads up!

Heard everything, mate.

Heather Locklear, what?

Hello, Allen.

Hello, Allen.

Hello, Christinith.

Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, Mama Ramos. What are you doing out here?

Hello.

Hello.

Here we go.

Here, check this out. Article from six months ago.

Here's something we found.

Here's the other thing.

Here's what we're talking about. We're talking about a bunch of hobos

Hey, Allen. Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Andrew Lloyd Webber. The jig is up, okay?

Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the boys?

Hey, Bilbo Baggins. Where are your shoes? 'Cause your feet are black.

Hey, Captain.

Hey, Derek! Wait! What if we need to get in touch with you,

Hey, don't flatter yourself. It's the partner's code. I had no choice.

Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in.

Hey, Gene. Captain. I'm sorry.

Hey, get off me, man.

Hey, guys! Soup's on.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Reminder.

Hey, hey, hey! We didn't exchange insurance information!

Hey, I didn't know you could dance.

Hey, I got you a gift.

Hey, let me tell you something.

Hey, sweetie. I was praying you'd be at your mom's house.

Hey, Terry, I did it! I did my first desk pop!

Hey, Terry! Take it easy!

Hey, Terry. Look at this.

Hey, that was liberating for me. I don't know how it felt for you.

Hey, why have you worked your ass off trying to kill this case?

Hey, yo! Danson and Highsmith. We roll in heavy.

Hey, you monkeys! Stop!

Hey, you shut your face!

Hey! Excuse me!

Hey! Goose it, boys! They're cops!

Hey! Shake your dicks. This pissing contest is over.

Hey! Shots fired!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Get over here.

Hey. This feels weird sitting here. It feels like it's a bribe.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hi, I'm Jimmy.

Hi, Sarah Gapone from TMZ print edition.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Cute glasses.

His largest clients include Schering Plough and Lendl Global.

Hit him!

Hoitz and Gamble have Ershon hostage, high speed car chase in progress.

Hoitz, Gamble, Captain. Not good.

Hoitz, Gamble, Captain's looking for you.

Hold on, I'm up.

Hold the wheel!

Holy shit, the lottery tickets we found.

Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hope you bring it.

How about this, Gamble? How about you shut your face?

How can I help it? You know what? You know what's worse?

How did they get that story?

How did you cover your losses up? What drug cartel are you working with now?

How did you know that, Terry?

How do they walk away in movies without flinching

How do you get that from anything I just said?

How do you think that makes me feel?

How many times has he asked us to lay off of Ershon.

How much did we lose?

How you fellas doing?

How'd you get in here? This place is foolproof.

I absolutely abhor death.

I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!

I am Detective Gamble. This is Detective Hoitz.

I am in a bit of a state today. Sheila and I got into it last night.

I am out, okay?

I am playing squash with him tonight at the club,

I appreciate that, man. I'm sorry about what happened.

I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I became an accountant for the police department.

I brought some music.

I can feel that tingling in my balls you were talking about.

I can't believe you still doubt me after everything we've seen.

I can't hear! I can't hear!

I can't look at it. It makes me laugh so hard.

I come downstairs and I make him his fresh cut strawberries,

I come strong, then you come in.

I could be demonstrative!

I did that!

I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.

I did, yeah.

I didn't know that now meant that. How am I supposed to know that?

I didn't know they put tampons on wheels.

I didn't mean it, all right? I'm upset.

I didn't need you to stick up for me, okay? I could've handled that myself.

I do what I do.

I do!

I do. They're full of rich history.

I do... I have a wonderful sense of humor.

I don't even understand the reference.

I don't even understand the reference.

I don't get it, man. I just do not get it.

I don't get why we can't just call the office and have a squad car come pick us up.

I don't know if a junkie can go down a 20 story zipline, though.

I don't know if he heard me. Bye, Terry!

I don't know what you two have been up to,

I don't know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.

I don't know. But that shit was crazy.

I don't like that, actually.

I don't need this shit. I don't need you!

I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass.

I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.

I feel like it's not fair that they have a helicopter!

I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.

I found some big information, okay?

I gave my love to Erin

I go on dates all the time,

I got a duck for the fuck,

I got so drunk last night.

I got something to get you going.

I got this! I'll put one right in your neck.

I gotta go. Go get 'em. Let's be careful out there.

I gotta tell you, I started getting a hand for that, a taste for that Pai Gow.

I had to go to a specialist to get my hips realigned.

I hate you, you son of a bitch!

I hate you! I hate you!

I have a small apartment. No one knows about it.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have to admit, I wasn't gonna come. I mean...

I have to be able to express myself and say things, you know.

I have to tell you, I am tremendously excited by this deal.

I have two competing bids from jilted investors.

I have zeroed in on a new investor.

I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof.

I hear you.

I heard it in an episode of Touched By An Angel.

I heard it when he said it. Thank you.

I hope I'm not alone.

I hope you like the taste of prison food and penis.

I implore you, please, do not stop profiting.

I just don't wanna ever feel out of control like that ever again.

I just saw something, and I thought of you, and so, I don't want it to be weird.

I just thank God no one was hurt or injured in a bad way.

I just walked out that door, saw a couple detectives,

I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now!

I just wanna make sure I get it right.

I just wanted to be nice.

I know it's off the subject, but is Kevlar copyrighted?

I know it's very tempting.

I know that this is a big surprise,

I know you guys think it's fun, but I don't like that name.

I know you're working. I'm so sorry.

I know, but it's procedure.

I know. I know. You still got me.

I know. Pretty tricky, though, huh?

I like to do things like that.

I like to keep the oak together and the maple separately, okay?

I like working traffic. I'm not going with you.

I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want it back.

I love bombs.

I love you, Francine.

I love your shoes.

I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again.

I make a wicked pot of decaf.

I mean, at a certain point, who's left to be a hero?

I mean, even that Brazilian security chick, she threw you a Do me vibe.

I mean, I don't want you to jump. I'm just saying you have the capability.

I mean, I had gotten out of control, and I didn't even realize it.

I mean, I saw a shadowy figure in the tunnel. I told him to stop.

I mean, look at this. This is nonsense!

I mean, that girl Christinith was seriously hot.

I mean, that list you have, you put a lot of thought in. It's weird.

I mean, that's not what I meant. I meant, how did you guys meet?

I mean, this guy could be connected to drug cartels,

I mean, when you hear hooves, you think horses, not zebras.

I mean, you said I had a weak chin. You said the way I pee is feminine.

I myself have 18 Lamborghinis

I need an MRI! I've got soft tissue damage.

I need an MRI.

I only hope God lets them take their.357s with them to heaven.

I recently just cut three minutes out of Goodfellas.

I relive it every night.

I saw how aggressive you were being, and I thought,

I say you can do it.

I still can't figure out who the poor sucker is they're making the deal with,

I swear to God I'll blow your head all over this desk.

I think he knew you guys were cops,

I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.

I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly,

I think we all experienced our own ballet today.

I think we've walked 30 blocks, man.

I think you can chalk that up to bad life choices.

I think you're a fake cop.

I thought I was gonna have to shoot my way out.

I thought it was entertaining at the end, sure,

I thought you said you guys split up.

I told Terry about my dark days in college, and it brought up some feelings.

I told you it wasn't a security team.

I told you that scaffolding violation was dogshit.

I took an online class at University of Phoenix on negotiating.

I took some classes at RISD

I understand there was a bit of a mix up with the whole scaffolding business.

I use it mainly for my parents and prostitutes.

I used Adobe Premiere. I like to do a little weekend editing.

I waited for you in Tower Records for four hours.

I wanna go back to my desk.

I want him to look me in the eye and tell me why.

I was a dancer for the Knicks while finishing my residency at Columbia Hospital.

I was a sophomore in college.

I was being groomed for a top position in homicide.

I was really honest about that.

I was worried I might not see you again.

I went to school and made my bed.

I went to war to come back

I will rock your body with big, nasty hooks. You'll be pissing blood out of your ass.

I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!

I will take a look at your evidence,

I woke up, I took the belt off my neck, and I got in my car, and I got out of there.

I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you!

I... I'm super busy right now, Terry.

I'll be there in two minutes exactly.

I'll burn this bitch down to the ground!

I'll do it! I'll do it!

I'll tell you something about those guys.

I'll tell you what I did as a little kid.

I'm a cop!

I'm a peacock flying into a rainbow!

I'm a peacock, Captain! You gotta let me fly on this one!

I'm about to do you grandpa style.

I'm afraid that if I admit to how stunning

I'm asking you to stop.

I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa,

I'm being kidnapped.

I'm dancing, Terry. What the hell are you doing here?

I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU

I'm flying Air Singapore.

I'm glad you're doing better.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you with Allen's head.

I'm gonna break your hip.

I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours

I'm gonna go for a walk.

I'm gonna go over and check on Terry. I got a bad knee. Hold on. There you go.

I'm gonna hang on to the wooden gun.

I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!

I'm gonna need a priest and a bullhorn.

I'm gonna need you all to back up now. We're taking over.

I'm hanging up. I'm done.

I'm here to support a friend and a work colleague.

I'm investing.

I'm just gonna ask you guys, please, come on, really.

I'm just warning you, though. Watch out. I think they're watching the house.

I'm near the place where we did it three Halloweens ago.

I'm not going, Allen. I like what I do.

I'm not gonna discharge my firearm in the office.

I'm not gonna lie to you, Don.

I'm not gonna wreck!

I'm pretty sure you've never voted.

I'm so sorry about everything.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time.

I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky.

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

I'm sorry, my butterfly.

I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?

I'm sorry. See, that's what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about doing some serious drinking.

I'm talking about the day in, day outers, the grinders.

I'm tapping out!

I'm telling you, you were a pimp.

I'm the winner. I'm the winner, everybody saw it.

I'm tired of being treated like a jerk for trying to do the right thing.

I'm tired of explosions and people pointing guns at me.

I'm tired of this. All right?

I'm working on a huge case, all right?

I'm your partner. You can tell me. What the hell are you hiding from?

I've always got Little River Band loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.

I've never actually put my foot all the way down

I've taken care of all necessary paperwork.

If I were a lion, and you were a tuna,

If something happens to you, I need to be there to take care of her.

If we wanna hear you talk,

If we were in the wild, I would attack you.

If you live in Crown Heights, you know, walk in pairs.

If you say something funny, I'll laugh.

If you wanna join us.

If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills!

If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.

In 40 years of enforcing the law, I've learned one thing.

In a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud.

In case my wife acts like a world class bitch.

In fact, they even left you a note here.

In New York City, there's a fine line between law and chaos.

In the face of capitalist driven isolation.

Instead, you're here selling dirty coffee tables?

Is it me or does it smell like deer vagina in here?

Is that what's happening?

Is there an appeal process we can...

Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?

It could have recorded some of their conversation when Ershon got grabbed.

It got me slightly aroused.

It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver taped to a golf club.

It is a bribe. Son of a bitch, I saw courtside and I went blind.

It only showed the back of their heads.

It turns out that Gretchel and Dawson has...

It wants some walking around money, and it wants to buy some shoes.