The Nice Guys (2016) Soundboard Edit

About yea high

All I told him was that if you want me to do that,

All right, let's find out who else is...

Am I a bad person?

AMELIA: One of the insiders.

Amelia.

And Burbank APT West?

And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life.

And it was all in the film,

And like the Hitler stache?

And tells him he's gonna be fine.

And that was probably this young lady, Amelia.

And the head medical examiner ID'd her himself.

And they said she'd be right back.

And this asshole with a shotgun started threatening people.

Answers to Amelia.

Any of you know why you're protesting?

Are you a friend of my dad's?

Are you crazy? Stay away from him!

Are you the man?

As in, am I gonna pull the receipts for you?

Back anytime soon?

Back? Like she's been staying there?

Because?

Before we go solving the crime of the century,

BERGEN: I'm not gonna dignify that...

Burbank Apartments West

But I persevere, you know.

But if things get rough, I'm injured.

But she's a loon.

But the film burned up

But we already checked that.

But, yeah, she died in a crash and then two days later,

Can I ask you a question?

Can we talk about it tomorrow afternoon?

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, man

Did you believe her?

Did you cut yourself?

Does it look rebuilt to you?

Don't know her, but Sid's gross.

Don't say and stuff.

DRIVER: Holy shit!

Filmmaker dude.

Found it?

Freeze!

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Get me that fucking film. Move it.

GIRL 3: Birthday girl!

GIRL: Why?

Give me that shit.

Giving you a rim job.

Go away, Holly.

God, no.

Gonna wipe out all of Western society.

GUARD: Drop your weapon!

Have a great night. Bye.

He just did it for money.

He's in a bad way

Healy!

Here

Hey, Amelia?

Hey, dickhead. She's not here.

Hey, no

Hey.

Hey.

Hmm?

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everybody

HOLLAND: Excuse me, excuse me.

HOLLAND: Information. Have you seen this girl?

HOLLAND: Is that an ankle gun?

HOLLAND: We're downstairs.

HOLLAND: Yes.

HOLLAND: You hear that sound just a second ago?

HOLLY: This is your daughter speaking.

Hop in back, sweetie.

How do you do?

How'd you get down here? I told you to go to the roof.

Huh? What do you do?

I asked you one simple question.

I don't get it.

I got hit in the head a while back.

I got it!

I had, like, two, three drinks, tops.

I hate this house

I have?

I knew you couldn't do something like that.

I like her dress.

I love that game.

I might be going to jail, but it won't make a difference

I never said I found her

I swear to God, you get up, I'll shoot you in the cock.

I think I read about that.

I thought you were dead.

I wanna hire you both

I want you to find Amelia.

I wanted her safe.

I was coming around that corner and I saw her through that window.

I was in love once.

I was in the pool.

I wish I knew who to believe on this one.

I'll get help.

I'll only kill Holly.

I'm Amelia. She's about dark hair.

I'm done. Put a fork in me.

I'm falling asleep at the wheel here, man

I'm going to a big party. Jacket.

I'm saying I think they died quickly, though, so I don't think that they got hurt.

I'm sorry about him.

I'm what?

Idiot

If you're looking for the restroom, back down the stairs.

In my arm. I told you this last night.

In the death of adult film star Misty Mountains,

It belongs to a friend. I just, uh...

It burned down.

It had Misty's name on it and the name of the movie.

It happened three days ago, the exact same day Amelia fell off my radar.

It was protocol. I followed protocol

It was there with a bunch of other clothes.

It's a dump. Fuck it, I'll show you.

It's all right. It's all right. It's okay

It's fucking... You're funny. You're funny.

It's over.

It's the best story I've ever heard.

It's up there. We just gotta go get it.

JACKSON: Adult film star Misty Mountains, shown here at last month's Detroit auto show.

JACKSON: Excuse me.

JACKSON: It's not a public area up here.

Jessica, get off the phone.

Jessica, if you help me with this,

Jesus!

Jesus.

John Boy...

JOHNNY: Hey, man, what are you doing with my car?

Just... You could just say that.

Let me tell you what two days of detective work looks like, okay?

Like it's very clever. I'm hip.

Look, Amelia, we know you're here, so this is very..

Look, do you even know who my mother is?

MAN: Hey! (GRUNTING) Whoa!

MAN: I'm gonna ask you again.

March, go. I got this.

March, gun, gun!

March. Jack Healy.

Mark my words.

Mary Jane. Marijuana. Pot.

Mothers and daughters, it's tough.

Mr. Healy.

Mr. March, we're gonna play a game

Mrs. Glenn, Misty's dead

My name is Judith Kuttner.

My profession is very complicated, okay?

No

No, hey, don't.

No, thank you.

No, there's not. No.

No!

Now, don't go anywhere. Don't...

Now, why would she do that when she knows that's just gonna be

Oh, and, by the way, you're welcome. (LAUGHS)

Oh, God! My leg! My leg!

Oh, my God.

Oh, not for me.

Oh, okay.

Oh, right. Look, go home, right?

Okay, that's it.

On my way.

One...

Or engage in unnecessary exercise before 6:00 p.m

Please tell me they're at least gonna question her.

Plus whatever the old lady's giving you.

Pocahontas.

Read the fucking newspaper

Rebuild?

Sarah has a bright towel.

She probably came in in the last half hour.

She thinks I'm behind all of this.

She's coming down

She's inside. Come in.

She's wearing clothes, but...

Six!

So call her up, get back on the case

So he couldn't smell the gas.

So where is she?

Someone else will be.

Something like that. She might have mentioned...

Sometimes.

Sorry.

Stop looking for Amelia, all right?

Sure, after they're done killing her.

Sure.

Sweetheart, how many times have I told you?

Sweetheart, it's a job. I gotta take it

Take a look at this outstanding line up we have here for you.

Thank you.

That jacket was in Sid Shattuck's office?

That's just the commercial element, okay?

That's not money.

That's what you gotta worry about.

That's why I hired you two.

The A.Q.M.D. has cautioned residents not to stay outside

The America I love owes its life to the Big Three.

The girl in your trunk, she was in that car.

The guy who died.

The pinstriped suit. I know. Very specific.

The point is I don't care if Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick,

The pollution.

The recent lawsuit against the Big Three.

The sun went up, the sun went down.

There you go, March.

There's a couple of people I trust say you're pretty good at this.

There's a process where you can put corn in and gas comes out.

They should, they should change them back.

They were all like, Where is she? Where is she?

Think, yeah. Pretty sure.

This is a high profile case.

This is a separate situation

This is Amelia's protest group.

This is Dean's house.

This is fucking... All right.

This is really slowing me down, Holly.

This is what she's dealing with, the fucking Chets and that idiot.

To shoot me?

To the finest fleet of automobiles Detroit has to offer,

Uh, the US now is looking into alternative fuels.

Um...

Unbelievable.

Want a Yoo hoo?

Was this your room?

We can't talk to you. We're dead

We have a difficult relationship.

We were just talking and she fell on our car.

We'll find him.

We're just pawns!

We're only here until we rebuild the old place anyway.

Well, I'm Bulging Paulsen and I represent the Detroit auto manufacturers.

Well, she shouldn't be watching stuff like this either.

What are we doing?

What do you mean, you saw that jacket?

What does that mean?

What it is, for me, is I like where I live and I don't wanna move.

What the fuck are we gonna do with this guy?

What the fuck is this, Chet?

What the fuck?

What?

What?

What?

Where is Amelia?

Who said that?

Who the fuck is that?

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

Why are you doing this? This is not gonna help you.

Why will nobody believe me?

WOMAN: Ow!

Would you be willing to carry the money for me?

Would you mind starting from the top because...

Wow, that's really insensitive.

Yeah

Yeah, I promise.

Yeah, just get some rest.

Yeah, we went to his house.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You are very funny.

You can afford to live like this as a P.I.?

You did, didn't you?

You ever see the bad breath tie?

You get out of here, you little shit.

You gotta get into it.

You hear that?

You just win.

You know, I asked around about you.

You know, I wouldn't tell you 'cause you're a fucking moron.

You really think you've got something done here.

You said afternoon.

You took the Lord's name in vain.

You want me to finger her so you can throw acid in her face? Well, no

You're a private investigator?

You're gonna find her yourself. Okay.

You're gonna lose this one, all right?

Your mom killed Dean?

Your niece is a very famous actress,

Your sister's such a slut.

(ALL SCREAMING) He's got a gun!

(CHET CHUCKLES) Well, that's very nice.

(CHET MOANS) Amelia's film, where is it?

(GROANS) (GASPS)

(GUN FIRES) (GROANS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) WOMAN: Room service.

(LEAVES RUSTLING) Jesus.

(TIRES SCREECHING) MAN: That's Johnny's car!

(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) (PEOPLE CHEERING)

A friend of Amelia's, he... Dean.

But for real. Jessica's.

But he's 82, so it's time sensitive. Hmm

Did I dream that? Yeah, you moron, you dreamt it.

Hi. Hey.

HOLLAND: Get in. HOLLY: Is she okay?

HOLLAND: I'm sorry you look Filipino. JACKSON: I do.

Holly! Dad!

How much do I owe you, buddy? 12 bucks, pal.

I hear it. It's her protest group. I don't hear you hearing it

I think you're onto something. Mmm hmm.

If you try to open it..

MAN: Run! Just run! (HONKING)

March? Yeah?

Move what? The fucking gun.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Okay, okay. ...bogart!

Okay. Good to know.

Porno nudity. AMELIA: Art.

Pull over. What?

So you found her? Maybe.

So you're gonna have to handle it. JACKSON: Right.

Sorry. Thank you.

Stop it. What?

This takes the fucking cake

What's going on? Shit!

WOMAN: What is that? (SHRIEKING)

You saw Misty Mountains here? Yeah.

You want a drink? No, thanks.

(BEEPING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CHUCKLES) What a wonderful surprise.

(DINGS)

(DOG BARKS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GUN COCKS)

(JACKSON GRUNTS)

(JACKSON YELLS)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS)

(MAN SCOFFS)

(MAN SCREAMING)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(PEOPLE CHEERING IN THE DISTANCE)

(PEOPLE GROANING)

(POP SONG PLAYING)

(RADIO CONTINUES PLAYING)

(SCOFFING) Your radar?

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) What's your hang up, man?

(SIREN WAILING)

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)

(SNIFFLES) Right, um...

(SNIFFS) Projectionalist.

(SNORING)

(TICKING)

(TREE CREAKING)

(TV FIZZLES)

(UPBEAT DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VOCALIZING)

(WOMAN MOANING LOUDLY)