Dazed and Confused (1993) Edit

A beer bust later on. Hey, man.

A few? Don, all I'm sayin' is...

A little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?

A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.

Aaah. I mean, the hat and the beard.

Aah! Oh, hi, Mom.

About how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?

About what? About tonight?

Actually, it's a good idea.

After a couple of years, people won't even remember if you won or lost.

After a night of beer drinking, isn't it? [Laughs]

After school today,

Ah! [Coughing]

Aha! [Laughing]

Air raid or it's your ass.

Air raid, freshman.

Air raid, freshman. What?

Air raid!

Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]

All I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang! [Laughing]

All of you. Mitch Kramer?

All right, grab a pole and let's get going. [Door Opening]

All right, just be good, okay?

All right, man, talk to you later then. Yeah.

All right, man. Livin'.

All right, see you later. Hey, kid, take care of that butt.

All right, you little freshman bitches!

All right, you... knock. Just...

All right? Bye.

All right.

All right. Guys, party at the moon tower.

All right. It's almost over.

All right. This is totally amazing.

An overweight middle aged guy, some nerdy scientific type.

And check me out on the way back. All right.

And every day, George would come home,

And everybody's looking really pathetic.

And everybody's signing it? Just to get him off our backs.

And help people who are getting fucked over?

And here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.

And I realize I just didn't want to do it!

And I'm really sick of looking at all of you.

And it's a... Keep your eye on the ball. Dead issue!

And let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.

And let me tell ya this. The older you do get,

And pick me up a sixer of this stuff.

And save us all a lot of time.

And she better be on the ground in five seconds.

And she, she was real cool too. She'd harvest the crops.

And should be proud that I let you play... at my table.

And should be proud that I let you play... at my table.

And this guy's bending over, you could see the crack... Aw!

And wait 'til I get to college, man.

And we were wondering why someone like you...

And you. [Cocking Gun] Get the hell off my property.

And, uh, hangin' out with people I know?

And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride?

Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben?

Any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall? Oh, yeah.

Anything you want. Anything. Anything?

Are we gonna play poker tonight? Count me out.

Are you a freshman? Yeah.

Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp?

Are you gonna hoist it? Yeah. All I need's the freshman as a lookout.

Are you quittin' football?

Ask him. [Mitch] Uh, Mr. Payne? Sir?

At first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this...

Attitude adjusted priorities...

Attitude adjustment. You know what I mean?

Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many'd you have?

Aw, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. This is between me and her,

Aw, gee. You hear that?

Aw, what happened to your buds?

Aw! [Sarcastically] Aw! Don't think for a minute...

Aw. Woods.

Bad people. Watch yourself.

Bastards.

Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours. Yeah, I hear that.

Because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the summer,

Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, man.

Before you leave here today, do you hear me?

Believe me. [Boy #2] I know, man.

Benny, Don.

Benny! These guys, I don't know. Oh, you love it.

Benny.

Bet you're glad school's out. We got our report cards today.

Better be careful... Junior.

Between me and this little piece of shit here.

Big trip, huh? We're going away for the weekend.

Both of you? Just kiddin'.

Break down! Uh!

Break down! You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray, boy!

But I want you to know it's only 'cause I'm goin' inside.

But I will never sign that.

But since you little prick teases can't follow instructions,

But the head of Abraham Lincoln.

But this year, because we feel so sorry for you,

But you better watch out for them older girls.

But you run like cowards,

But... [Sighing]

But... next time you come in at sunrise,

Bye.

Can we have some of those beers?

Can you spot me ten? Hmm?

Can't let her know how much you like her. If she knows, she'll dump ya like that.

Carl Burnett. I just heard he's gettin' busted.

Check this out, man. Donny!

Check this out. Watch this, both of you. Watch me get this beer.

Coach is right, Don. Those guys don't care if we win or lose.

Come on, come on! Hurry up, guys! It was beautiful!

Come on, dude, relax!

Come on, hurry up! We're screwed!

Come on, let's get this guy.

Come on, let's go, let's go.

Come on, let's go! Oh, my God!

Come on, man, hop on. Let's go, boy.

Come on, man, you can't give a buildup like that and not deliver.

Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch!

Come on, man. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.

Come on, Slater. [Don] What'd we do?

Come on, stay down! Fuckin' dick! You fuckin' faggot!

Come on, you fuckin' bitch! Aaah! Aaah!

Come on! Come on, man! Come on!

Come on. They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group...

Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now, man. Do it. Throw it.

Cool. See ya later? Bye.

Cool. You heard about the party bein' busted, right?

Corner pocket. # Take it easy #

Could be a little... I don't know... Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.

Couple of football players.

Course she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.540.

Crank it up!

Cynthia, what are you thinking? Ugh!

Damn you, Carl!

Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet?

Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here!

Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon?

Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? Aw. Shit, man.

Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission? Who cares?

Did you order some kegs of beer? No.

Do you know Mom barely even let me out of the house when I was your age?

Do you realize when he graduated, we were like, three years old?

Do you remember that? Oh, yeah!

Do you spit or swallow? [Snickering] [Snickering]

Do you wanna come? Yeah? Cool. Yeah. That would be fun.

Does that hurt? Aaah! Yes, it hurts.

Dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place. [Laughing]

Don, have you ever thought about why we play football?

Don't air raid for that bitch. I hate that shit.

Don't forget you're celebrating the fact...

Don't know. What's in it for me?

Don't let it affect your concentration. Up yours.

Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey!

Don't try anything or I'll shoot the shit outta you.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

Drives a mac truck and runs a 40 in 10.2.

Easy for your ass to say. Hey, man, there's nothin' you can do about it.

Edelbroc intakes, Ford over 30 at 11 to 1 pop up pistons,

Evenin', ladies. [Howls] [Pink] Nice.

Every second that you could let us out early...

Exactly. Man, that's what everybody in this car needs...

Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.

Fairly uneventful, huh?

Fifteen bucks.

Fifty of you are leavin' on a mission.

For being brave little kids, I'm only gonna give each of you five licks.

Four. You're dead, man. You're so dead.

Front row seats, babe. All right.

Fry! Fry!

Fuck all of you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Why are guys such pigs?

Fuck you.

Fuck! Freshmen shit heads!

Fucker!

Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.

George toked weed, man. Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kiddin' me, man?

George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Get in the house!

Get in the truck, come on.

Get outta here. I think it's past your bedtime. Run along.

Get over there! Where you runnin' to?

Get through there.

Get up! Up! Up! Up!

Getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.

Getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.

Go get you drunk, stuff like that. Cool.

Go like this.

Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'.

God, I hate that jerk!

God, it was vicious. [Chuckles]

Goddamn it!

Gonna find you. I would like to dedicate this first lick...

Good for you. [Laughs]

Good game, good game, good game, good game.

Good game, good game! Way to go, buddy.

Good game, man. Yeah, right.

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

Good game. What's happening?

Good night.

Good night.

Good.

Gorgeous babies. # Why can't we be friends #

Got it! Go! Go!

Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh?

Guess that makes you Deep Throat.

Guess we'll see you around. All right, check you later.

Guys are actually signing this crap? Apparently.

Had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place,

Have a nice afternoon. [Kissing Noise]

Have a nice night.

Have you been drinking?

Have you done that yet? I'm still thinkin' about it.

Have you had more than one of those tonight? A few. Nobody's counting.

He grew fields of that stuff, man. That's what I'm talkin' about.

He grew that shit up in Mount Vernon, man. He grew it all over the country.

He had people growin' it all over the country.

He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man.

He said it was to be delivered to the Pickford residence.

He spins around! Pink runs! Ya! He fumbles!

He wants 'em all back by the end of the day. Can you believe that?

He was just askin' if you get high.

He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man.

He's cool, man. Relax. Hey, I'll be watchin' you, Newton.

He's kinda little. You got our word, sis.

He's like a little Casanova. It's amazing.

He's not a bad guy to have on your side blocking for ya. Yeah.

He's outta there this fall. Look, we need some alcohol. That's a thought. [Chuckling]

Heave it!

Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies.

Hell, my grandmother can hit harder than that.

Here take 'em. [Wooderson] All right, all right, all right.

Here you are. See you tomorrow night. Bye.

Here you go, man.

Here's some more money for your pocket. You have a nice night tonight.

Here's to ya, Ma.

Hey, batter, batter, swing!

Hey, Benny, you better have your wood screwed... Fuck you!

Hey, brother, roll it back.

Hey, Dad, Mom. What's up?

Hey, have you seen Jodi around? She left your ass.

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, open! #No more teacher's #

Hey, hey, watch the leather, man. [Laughing]

Hey, I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me?

Hey, it's the chicks. Shavonne's still mad at me.

Hey, kiddo. Heard they got you pretty bad.

Hey, Kramer, quit stallin'. Let's go!

Hey, Kramer, show it to her. Give it to her. Go, boy.

Hey, man, forget about those guys.

Hey, man, it's, it's quality not quantity.

Hey, man, no worries. Take care.

Hey, man, uh... put some ice on it for a while.

Hey, man, we got a few sixers. You with us?

Hey, man, we're outta beer. We gotta make a grab and go stop.

Hey, man, whose car?

Hey, man. #Reuben Carter and a couple of friends are drivin' around...#

Hey, man. Aren't you a little bit early?

Hey, man. You are gonna show up to our game tonight.

Hey, Mitch! Mitch! Kramer!

Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie, gimme drugs, man!

Hey, these things happen. Don't worry about it... Ben. Yeah.

Hey, what time are you supposed to be home anyway?

Hey, who is that kid?

Hey, you guys. You guys, wait up.

Hey, you. Come here.

Hey.

Hey. Aerosmith. Three weeks.

Hey. Hey, little brother.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15.

Hey. We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hey. You boys leave, you can't come back.

Hi. [Chuckles]

Hi. [Tony] Hi. Hello, there.

Hi. Wonderin' if you were around here. How's it goin'?

Hit me on the slant. Gimme the keys to an inside.

Hmm, I don't know. Uh uh.

Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig.

Hope you got more than a jock strap under there, you little rat!

Hope you're not grounded or anything. Thanks.

How 'bout Bent over? [Mitch] Yeah, right, piss ant.

How are you this evenin'? Pretty good. How's it goin'?

How can you even pretend to talk that way, huh? Okay, Randy.

How did they know I was gonna be here?

How did you do? Straight A's.

How do you know I haven't already? Oh, yeah!

How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

How should we inscribe your tombstone? [Laughing]

How ya doin'? [Clearing Throat]

How's it goin'? Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

How's it going? Good. What's goin' on?

How's your dad doing? He's doing great.

Huh? Huh, motherfucker? Oh, right. Okay, Mike.

Huh? The pledge sheet. Did you give it to him?

Huh? Yeah, what the hell?

Humph. That's kinda funny.

Hurry up, Hirschfelder, or we're gonna leave your ass. Sorry.

Hurry, man! [Indistinct Yelling, Tires Screeching]

Hut! Down!

Hut! Hut!

I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know?

I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. I'll bet.

I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something.

I can't believe that. What a bitch.

I can't believe they did that. Man! God, no wonder!

I can't believe this. You act like you're so oppressed.

I can't go until Miss Wilk gets here, so get Benny...

I can't wait to get to college. Yeah, when I get to college,

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior.

I didn't know drugs and alcohol were such a big problem...

I didn't know Jodi was your big sister.

I don't care what she thinks. Just tell us.

I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things.

I don't have any money. Who's got money? I gave mine to...

I don't know, Coach. I've been doing so good in English classes,

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

I don't know. A few, probably.

I don't know. Drivin' around mostly.

I don't know. Let me ask you somethin'.

I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay.

I don't think so, creep.

I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Pink?

I forgot.

I get older, they stay the same age.

I got a big surprise for ya. Come on.

I got an idea. What?

I got lots of details. [Laughing, Chatter, Indistinct]

I got this little action happenin', if you know what I mean.

I gotta get goin'.

I gotta get seconds with him. Wait.

I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield.

I had some pretty cool seniors.

I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple, though.

I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. Bullshit.

I heard you got busted. Oh, yeah.

I just wanna look back and say...

I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man.

I know you got this thing out of a comic book.

I know.

I know. We are, but what?

I love those redheads, man. I know you.

I mean, come on. Maybe the '80s will be radical.

I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man?

I mean, God, don't you ever feel like everything we do...

I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there.

I mean, we got a shot at state.

I mean, what did she call me? You hang out with her. You know it.

I mean, you got a full moon out here every day of the year, you know?

I mean... The professor is sexy.

I never get shotgun.

I never have before but, you know.

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

I promise not to tell anyone. Okay, thank you.

I saw the ad... 295. It was right next to the sea monkeys.

I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this.

I think you need to come out here. [Pink] It reeks in here!

I think you take the whole thing too personally.

I took it easy on you.

I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol,

I want that piece of paper on my desk...

I want you on him like stink on shit, stink on shit!

I want you to get your priorities straightened out,

I wanted to get here early, see if anyone was here.

I was just about to ask you the same question.

I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again.

I wasn't in the truck.

I would like for you to propose to Tony.

I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. Most fights at places like this...

I'll be right back. You guys...

I'll keep it mums the word. I promise. I swear to God.

I'll pay you like... Tuesday and shit.

I'll probably end up signin'. I just don't wanna give in so easy.

I'm blazin' with my friends, so I'm a fuckin' pothead, man. What's it to you, huh? Huh?

I'm going to collect for the rest. Spread the word, man.

I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl and his mom.

I'm gonna have to start knockin'your balls in to get 'em out of my way.

I'm headed this way. Oh.

I'm just gonna get drunk, maybe get laid or... [Laughing]

I'm just sayin' if we're gonna drive around, we should just do somethin'.

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

I'm not gonna let this be another situation which contributes to me being...

I'm pitching. I kinda have to.

I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school.

I'm still not sure; I'm workin' right now for the city.

I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit.

I'm Tony. Anthony, actually. Hi. Sorry.

I'm... Well, I'm gonna be open minded about it this time,

I've got Coach's and everybody else's...

Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row.

If I ever left the poker table? What about you?

If it ain't old Richard Wrath. How ya doin', Dick?

If we leave, we can't come back.

If we're all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now?

If you could get that to us by the end of the day, we'd feel a lot better.

If you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass right in the middle,

Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man.

In. Let's go.

Is it illegal to be on the football field? I got some more.

Is that all right? It's kind of a personal thing...

Is that legal?

It should be really great. So.

It sounds good and all but I have to confront the fact...

It was founded by people who were into aliens, man.

It was just an observation. Oh, an observation, huh?

It was just like wife beaters... Anyway, it was...

It will work. It will work. Go.

It, uh... It'd be a pretty cool move to show up...

It'll be legal. I'll keep things quiet.

It's gonna be all right. I guess we're going to the party then.

It's gonna be on my terms, not theirs.

It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends.

It's like the every other decade theory, you know?

It's like... You know, it's money in my pocket. I hear that.

It's time to boogie on outta here. Hey.

It's very important for young mothers to have lots of calcium.

It's what we've been working for all of our lives, man.

It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

It's your lucky day. Usually you spend your freshman summer...

Jesus! You let that little fuck get away!

Just 'cause you guys are striking out... Grow up, boy!

Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please.

Just don't get him more than the other guys, any of you.

Just drop me off at my house. Are you still with me?

Just givin' them a little beatin' they'll never forget.

Just graduated. Graduated. Congratulations.

Just now, man, when you walked past. What'd you say?

Just remember that.

Kick his ass!

Kick your fuckin' ass right now.

Know anything about a party here tonight?

Later, babe. Found that in your glove compartment, man.

Later. See ya.

Later. So what did we decide?

Later. Woodward. Bernstein.

Let me tell you what. You're looking good!

Let's get 'em! [Indistinct Shouting]

Let's go smoke a joint, man, on the 50 fuckin' yard line,

Let's go smoke that joint. He's in for a surprise.

Let's go, come on! Back it up.

Let's go, man! Come on!

Let's go! We're gonna beat you like a runnin' mule.

Let's go. Come on, man.

Let's go. Cool. Cool, man.

Let's go. You gonna come, man? Shotgun!

Let's just get this last guy out, okay?

Level of humiliation setting in that's gonna be with me for fucking ever!

Lick me, all of you!

Like a Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway,

Like how bad? Bad.

Like how?

Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party.

Like if she asks you to ride out there with her, you say somethin' like,

Like right now is some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

Like, what did she say? I'm just interested.

Like, what have you guys been doin'? Just...

Listen up! Get in the truck!

Listen, I'll pick ya up tomorrow at 4:00? Okay.

Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun.

Little brother'll be okay. Thanks.

Look at that shit eatin' grin on his face. Not bad for a freshman,

Look me in the eye, punk!

Look out, look out!

Look, I got a confession to make. What do you mean?

Look, I gotta put in a final appearance, so... Wait a minute.

Look, man. All I'm sayin' is...

Look! Look, look, look, look! It was so easy.

Lookin' tough. Yeah.

Lose them! I'm trying, man!

Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead! Shotgun!

Man, get the fuck against the wall.

Man, I asked them to take it easy on you.

Man, I can't believe this.

Man, I had my hand up her shirt. Oh.

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day.

Marijuana on one. [Laughing]

Max, Phil, party at the moon tower. Eh, good game, man. You too.

Maybe if you ever left the poker table...

Maybe you've never got past the sniffin' butt stage.

Me and my loser friends, you know, we gotta go get Aerosmith tickets.

Me and some of the other guys'll probably end up ridin' around.

Me and you, Benny. We wanna be champions together.

Mike. Cynthia. Come on. Don't worry about it.

Miss Hot Stuff.

Mitch, could you do us a favor and leave through the gate in right field?

Mitchie? Mitchie, Mitchie, Mitchie!

Mr. Dawson. Yeah.

Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence today?

Nah, got my own ride, but maybe I'll see ya later.

Need me to pick you up a couple? Yeah, two.

Need you to sign my paddle later.

Neo McCarthism. I like that. That's good, Tommy.

Never get past a punch or two before they're broken up.

Nice tongue!

Nice try, freshmen. Tell you what.

Night, John Boy. Ali. Good night.

No fuckin' party, no fuckin' nothin'. [Glass Breaking]

No one quits senior year, pal, especially if you're starring quarterback.

No one's paying you to think about it! Just do it!

No parents seem to mind. They're selling concessions. I know.

No, actually, we came to see you. Oh.

No, man. No, let me tell you.

No, of course not. Well, why'd you say that?

No, sir. No.

No, you're right 'cause like I read about, um,

No.

Not a lot. Cynthia, man? I like it, man.

Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00...

Nothin'. Nothin' at all. Not much?

Nothing. Aw, come on! Nothing?

Now break down! Break down! I'm sorry, Coach.

Now I done called the police. [Uncocking Gun Hammer]

Now where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! Oh, my God!

O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man.

Oh ho, not yet.

Oh my... Think about it!

Oh, and Mitch, Carl,

Oh, don't worry 'bout it, man. A beer for my partner.

Oh, get back!

Oh, get back!

Oh, God, hurry up! #Jim Dandy to the rescue #

Oh, God! Hold onto this, tight.

Oh, God. What a dick.

Oh, God. What?

Oh, great.

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

Oh, I don't know. We'll see.

Oh, I'm in. You and Benny pick up the first keg.

Oh, it's gettin' warmer.

Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.

Oh, man. [Indistinct Talking]

Oh, man. Chicks don't wanna hear that shit.

Oh, man. They were way into that type of stuff.

Oh, my God, they obviously suck.

Oh, no, it's the cops!

Oh, no! What should we do?

Oh, Pink, you missed it! What's up buddy? What's up?

Oh, really? Just a sec. Yeah.

Oh, she's just like...

Oh, shit! Here they come! I think we really pissed 'em off, man.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! That bitch! I'm gonna kick her ass.

Oh, shit. He needs another drink real, you know, bad.

Oh, shit. That crazy bastard.

Oh, that's disgusting. You thought he was cute?

Oh, that's it! I fuckin' saw that, you little sack of shit!

Oh, uh... Look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys.

Oh, wow! Geez!

Oh, yeah! [Laughing]

Oh, yeah? But, um...

Oh, yeah. [Engine And Radio Stop]

Oh, yeah. Yeah? Not to worry.

Oh, yeah. You want her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.

Oh! Oh, he is. Oh.

Oh. Coach, uh...

Oh. I guess I'll see you guys later? Okay.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay, great. We'll pick you up about 8:30. Okay.

Okay, guys, one more thing. This summer when you're being inundated...

Okay, open wide. Open wide.

Okay, thanks. Hey, take it easy.

Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on... [Snickering]

Okay, um... I'll be there, man.

Okay? Good. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Hey, let's go.

Okay. Hey, man, wait up.

Okay. Okay, we'll be there.

Okay. Yeah, dude, man.

On a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

On the other hand, I'd just as soon keep workin',

On your knees.

One a seductive sex goddess type,

One hour on drums? You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid.

One of these? Yeah.

One to go. Prickford! #And another man named Bill went out mysteriously...##

Only the strong survive! Only the strong survive!

Or any other illegal activity. You're like my shadow.

Or is it just this pledge?

Or maybe you’re just fuckin' scared, huh?

Outta observations? Observe while I punch your teeth down your throat!

Ow! he'll never forget!

Ow! Hi.

Ow! Ow! #No more pencils #

Pick us up at 8:00. Okay.

Pickford wouldn't know. What time is it?

Pickford's got a duber about to burn. You with us?

Pink! Hey.

Played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place,

Pretty good.

Promise. Two handfuls. No way.

Pull over to the trash here. Pull over to the trash here.

Pussy.

Quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say?

Quick hangin' out with hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team.

Rather than listen to some dipshit...

Really? Well, ya win some, ya lose some.

Reefer on two.

Reliving old glories on the football field?

Remember me, you pig? [Imitating Pig]

Remember me? Second period gym class?

Remember me? Sure. You're Sabrina, right?

Remind me to kill myself. Well, all I'm sayin' is...

Right. How ya doin'?

Roll it up, sign the joint, man.

Run! Go, go, go, go! [Tires Screeching]

Sample of the goods.

Say, guys, hold up!

Say, I promise. Oh, Jesus.

Say, man, bummer about Pickford's party, huh? Yeah.

Say, man, fuck the coaches. Just do it for us, man.

Say, man, why don't you run out to the Centennial over there...

See ya in a few minutes. Right. Sorry.

See ya in about half an hour. Yeah.

See ya later? Yeah, sure. Thanks for the ride, man.

See you guys. Ow!

See you then. Bye. Okay, bye bye.

Seniors?

Seriously, you can stand up.

She called you a bitch and you a slut. She called me a slut?

She'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door.

She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2, 195 in my day.

She's not gonna be waiting up for you.

Shh! I'm gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with 'em, okay?

Shit, you got so many balls on the table,

Shit! Here they come!

Shit! I'm gettin' my third wind. Let's get on the road.

Shit.

Shit. Scatter!

Shut up.

Simone.

Slate, man, why are you always such a dork, man?

Slater son. Hey, man. [Hissing]

Slater, lose it! [Dad Knocking] Kevin, open the door.

Slater. Aaah!

Smoked, right? [Chuckles]

Smokin' a J with 50 elves.

So all I gotta do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait.

So did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back?

So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore.

So he grew fields of it, man. But you know what?

So I guess you got the wrong house.

So I hoped you enjoyed it. No.

So if you meet here... right here...

So let's just... Let's get out of here.

So tell me, man. How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'?

So tell me.

So that's that, huh?

So what the hell's goin' on?

So you better watch your step, Junior.

So you off to college in the fall? Oh, ya know,

So, is this a smoked or liquid lunch? Hey.

So, uh, does your offer from this afternoon still stand?

So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know?

So, uh, who's buying breakfast?

So... we meet again, huh?

Some kid we saw that shouldn't have been by the rec center.

Some of us might be having too good a time.

Son of a bitch. It's no big deal.

Sorry, sorry. It's a, it's a bruise.

Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere.

Strike... two!

Suffer, sisters! #Hoo hoo hoo hoo #

Suffer! #Hoo hoo hoo hoo #

Sunflower seeds... Zigzags.

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup...

Sure. I'll probably be going to Pickford's party.

Take it easy on the kid!

Talk to you later. Okay. See you.

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

Terry stuffs her bra? You didn't know those were socks?

Terry stuffs her bra? You didn't know those were socks?

Thank you. [Knock At Door]

Thanks, man.

Thanks, man. Yeah, take care, man.

Thanks. Go on in. He's up there somewhere.

Thanks. Hmm.

That a bunch of slave owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

That a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? Coach is right.

That asshole on the way in. Clint.

That bowling ball said Oof! to that damn windshield!

That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? Yeah.

That if I do play next year,

That if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life,

That Julie chick? Loves you.

That kind of stuff. There's a big party tonight.

That may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work...

That means get up, you lazy little bitches! Get up!

That superdominant man in a '50s greaser uniform.

That they had to resort to neo McCarthyism. I think they're afraid...

That was horrible, you slut girls! You little freshman sluts!

That was our last junior high party. That's right.

That was pathetic! Let's try it again!

That was so creepy. Ugh!

That's a hairline fracture. What did you do? Holy shit!

That's a lie. When you do that, I know you're lying, you bitch.

That's bullshit. That's major bullshit.

That's gonna tell 'em somethin'. That's what I'll do. Yeah. Assholes.

That's it! Only the strong survive!

That's terrible, man. Horrible.

That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's what I'm talkin' about. She'd put in, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know?

That's where all the girls are, right?

That's your fuckin' mother.

The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked, and the '70s...

The coach is just a big fuckin' asshole.

The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless, man.

The guy's a dick, right?

The guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest.

The more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow.

The Mosquitoes. Do you remember that? [Boy] Pink, let's go.

The most bitchin' time I ever had in my life. [Bell Ringing]

The other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt.

The whole country back then was gettin' high.

There may be a beer bust later on. Oh, really?

There's a fella on a beer truck out on the street that says you did.

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

There's an almost natural instinct not to upset the herd.

There's just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?

There's some ruffians about and I...

There's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you.

They apparently have permission to use the parking lot.

They busted the hell outta Hirschfelder too. Yeah, I heard.

They don't wanna hear anything, man.

They looked real to me.

They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me.

They'd take you out and bust the hell out of you and then...

They're all a bunch of assholes, but you gotta think about it.

They're slowing down. You get out and get 'em! You get out! You get out!

Think I should?

Think you can do that? Uh...

Thirteen starters coming back, 22 lettermen.

This address? This address.

This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall?

This fuckin' sucks. Last fuckin' day of school,

This is cashed, man. It's cashed. It's in there, man.

This is just where they told me it would be. Oh, yeah?

This is Mike. Hey.

This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else?

This is your one get outta jail free card.

Those guys, man. [Chuckles]

Those junior high kids are dead meat. I promise.

Time! [O'Bannion] Kramer, one more pitch.