Dazed and Confused (1993) Soundboard Edit

A About what? You said, Someone's tokin' some reefer

Actually, it is best to get a lot at once 'cause after about ten licks,

After that, it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of.

Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]

All right.

Am I mistaken, or was there a little unspoken thing going on there...

And everything we've been taught is just to service the future?

And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes...

And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with.

Back in J.C., somethin' like that? Yeah, man.

Because they had to, you know, make ends meet and stuff.

Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man.

Behind every good man, there's a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man,

Bye.

Come here, Randy. Come here.

Come on, hurry up. We gotta hurry, though.

Cool.

Cool. #Slow ride #

Drugs or engage in any other illegal activity..

Ducks on the pond! How're you doin', boys?

Fellas, fellas! O'Bannion, what are you doin'?

Fuck you, dick head.

Fuckin' bitch.

Gang way! This is a moving party, butt face!

Get in a fight. I'm serious. We should be up for anything.

Go talk to him. I'm not going alone.

Good luck, man. Be there tonight.

Good. Thanks a lot, man

Great. You comin' along? [Sabrina] Sure.

Guys, what's goin' on? Nothing.

Hey, hop in, man.

Hey, man with the plan. Gonna come with me?

Hey, man, what's happenin'? Play a little foosball?

Hey, you guys! [Car Engine Stops]

Hey. How ya doin'? Hey, how's it goin'?

Hey. Psst! Hey.

Hi. No.

Hmm?

Hmm. Okay, Mitchell. [Chuckles]

I don't know what that was all about.

I figured I'd become a writer.

I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked. Oh, no

I might play ball

I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history...

I was thinking you and I could get together over the summer

I won't forget.

I wouldn't doubt it

I'll catch up with you later. Go, go!

I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell.

I'm gonna get that guy. What guy?

I'm here, man. You gonna come along?

I've been through it. And she's tough. Yeah, well...

If anyone starts messin' with ya, play it cool.

If it ain't that piece of paper, some other choice they're gonna try and make for you

Imagine the possibilities. Oh, Jesus.

Is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Is that a beer in your hand? Why, yes, it is.

It ain't just about you, pal. It's about us: me, Donnie, Mel.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle:

It's out at the moon tower.

It's the old age suppressing youth thing.

Keep a little change in my pocket. Yeah? Wait.

Ladies

Let's go, let's go. Gimme two, three minutes and let me finish this game.

Let's go! I'm hurrying!

Let's go.

Line up.

Man, what is happenin'? Long time... no see

Man, you guys are kings of the school; you get away with whatever you want.

Maybe, you know... Why don't we just meet at the party? Okay.

Not me. I will, I guess.

Now! Hey, man, ditch that pot.

O T S S! Only the strong survive!

Of a championship season in '76. What bullshit.

Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple of hours ago

Oh, man, I heard last year, they caught about ten freshmen at once

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's great. That's good. That's good.

Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? Best not.

Oh, yeah, Mitch Kramer?

Okay, girlies, it's hot out here,

Okay, you freshman fucks, listen up!

Open wide! Mmm mmm mmm! # Why can't we be friends #

Over here. Now. Come on. Over here. Come on.

Patience, darlin', patience

People got drool just sorta...

Pretty good

Priorities. Runs with that bad crowd!

Propose to Mr. Dawson.

Put some gum around the base to get a good hit

Right here

Say, man. You got a joint?

Seems to be supporting this or turn their heads

Seriously, everybody. Don't go getting soft on me this summer.

She was a hip, a hip, hip lady, man.

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

So, um... [Sighs]

That bitch! Everybody calls you a slut.

That I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place,

That I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out

That'll draw them out of here. They're gonna get you anyway.

The girls, man, in our classes, they're all prudes.

The point is, that's why we're going out tonight.

There's some spooky stuff goin' on on a dollar bill. It's green too.

They just got Hirschfelder too. Really?

They just left. False alarm, Coach

Think about it. Yeah.

Turbo jet 390 horsepower.

Uh, I guess they just decided to put it up here when they were buildin' the power plant.

Uh, nobody. I mean,

Wait, wait, wait. What?

Walkin' down the hall by myself.

We as a team have committed to our goal..

We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper,

We gotta get outta here, man! Let's go!

We just wanna know somethin', okay?

We're gonna beat 'em!

We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls'll be puttin' out

We're there. Great idea.

Well, are you in or are you out?

What about? Go get the door, man. Here.

What are you doin' back there? Exactly what you wish you were doin'

What are you doing, picking up trash?

What are you talkin' about? Check you later.

What brings you here? Oh, just hangin' out

What the hell are we doing? I was gettin' there

What'd you just say? When?

What's goin' on, man?

What's your name? Sabrina.

Where'd they find Hirsch? Walkin' out of the rec center, I think.

Who painted 'em? Ah! Mostly Michelle. Ah!

Whoa! This place used to be off limits, man,

Wood a been. Pink, my man. What's happenin'?

Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon.

Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...

Yeah, cool. Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about?

Yeah, like what? I'm bored. Let's split.

Yeah, man, that song's about that. About aliens?

Yeah, see you up there

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey.

Yeah. [Pickford] You're nuts, Junior! You're nuts!

You already got him. All right, fuck it.

You better get this kid out, or we're really gonna beat your ass.

You boys have fun now. Thanks a lot.

You dick! [Panting]

You didn't hear, did you? No.

You didn't know that? No.

You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is.

You gotta promise not to tell anyone. Yeah, sure

You guys not goin'? Pink, can I use your keys?

You just remember one thing, Pink.

You just wasted another fuckin' beer. Shut up!

You know Wooderson? How's it goin', man?

You next, Pink? Sure.

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us, but that's all right

You said you weren't gonna get mad. I'm not mad

You sign it, never think about it again. Just let it go.

You want us to stop by and pick you up?

You. Who are you?

You're not into any of it anymore. Um.

Your ass'll be purple before the day is over.

Benny, they got Burnett out back. Carl Burnett?

Ha! Whoo hoo! [Girl] Stop now!

Hey, there you guys are. Hey, man, what's in the bag?

Okay. So ya need a ride?

'Cause he knew he was on to somethin'

[Boy] Good luck.

[Burps] # Tuesday's gone #

[Coughs] Hey, man. Hey, slow down.

[Don] Don't you quit? You wanna hit him? [Pink] He was wide open!

[Engine Departing]

[Engine Revving]

[Engine Starting, Revving]

[Ginny] The '68 Democratic Convention was probably...

[Indistinct Chatter] What's the matter with you, Floyd?

[Indistinct Shouting]

[Indistinct Yelling] ##[Continues Indistinctly]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] Come here

[Laughing] Shit, yeah!

[Laughing] Wait a minute.

[Laughs] No, I may have said somethin' about smellin' some pot.

[Making Hog Call] We got another one, huh?

[Mike] Man, someone's tokin' some reefer

[Mumbling]

[Sighs]

[Snoring]

[Tires Screeching]

[Tires Screeching] [Engine Stops]

[Tony] Don't do it, Sabrina. [Darla] Oh, that's it.

[Wooderson] All right, all right.

# Can you help me #

# Come on and sit here by my side #

# Got a hold of me #

# Hail Seniors #

# Ooh ooh #

# Ooh ooh #

# Ooh ooh #

# Ooh, free ride ##

# Ooo hoo, love hurts #

# S E N I O R S #

# Seniors, seniors #

# Take it easy #

# Take it easy #

# Tide like a tapestry #

# Truck on out and spread the news #

# Tuesday's gone with the wind ## All right.

# We can't even think of a word that rhymes #

# Well, I got good news She's a real good liar #

# Well, we can't salute ya Can't find a flag #

# Whoo #

# Whoo #

# Whoo #

# Yeah #

# You drive us wild We'll drive ya crazy #

# You know all the answers must come from within, so #

##[Cherry Bomb By The Runaways]

##[Do You Feel Like I Do By Peter Frampton]

##[Music Continues]

##[Sweet Emotion By Aerosmith]

##[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

##[Tush By ZZ Top]

#All over the country I've seen it the same #

#All right #

#And all here #

#And party every day #

#But it must have been the wrong song ##

#Dallas, Texas Hollywood #

#Drinkin' whiskey and throwin' dimes #

#Emotion #

#Emotion ## [Bell Ringing]

#Feel like I do ##

#Hold me #

#I can't say, baby where I'll be in a year #

#I don't want you make my bed #

#I helped the blind to see #

#I just wanna make #

#I know I've been # Hey, Hirschfelder, let's go.

#I need someone to show me # Geez.

#I'm in the mood #

#I'm yours #

#Jim Dandy to the rescue #

#Jim Dandy to the rescue # Fuckin' turn!

#Low rider is the one to meet, yeah ##

#Move to the music #

#Move to the music #

#No more Mr. Nice Guy They say #

#Really learned a lot #

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

#Roll me #

#Said my get up and go must a got up and went #

#Slow down #

#Slow ride #

#Slow ride #

#Slow ride #

#Slow ride #

#Some sweat hoggin' mama with a face like a gent #

#Sweet #