Blade: Trinity (2004) Edit

A biological weapon.

A compressed gas projectile...

A familiar.

A new delivery system for your serum.

A nocturnal visit.

A vampire.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! No! My baby!

Aah! Oh, my God!

Abby!

Abby.

Abby. It's Drake!

About to raise the pain, that's fatal

About to raise the pain, that's fatal

About to raise the pain, that's fatal

About your failure?

Ah, careful, Daywalker.

Ah! Aah!

Ah.

All right, Vance, what the hell do you know?

All right! Fuck!

All their plans are coming to fruition.

All this time, my people were trying to create a new kind of vampire,

Allow me a parting gift.

Also just a thought but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while.

Also with us, Martin Vreede, Chief of Police.

An asshole.

And according to our information, they found him in Iraq about six months ago.

And author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health,

And don't tell me I told you so, Asher.

And he was pissed.

And how about everyone here not saying the word dick anymore?

And I told him I wanted in.

And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn.

And I'm wondering what your relationship with your mother was like.

And it breaks my heart.

And it seems likely that whatever they're cooking up,

And just like the great white shark, this guy has never had to evolve.

And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body.

And some old English guy always manages to save the day

And spent the next five years playing hide and go suck

And that's basically turning a frown upside down.

And then presto.

And then we heard a rumor.

And then,

And this little hellion right here is Abigail.

And this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood.

And to destroy the Emerald City...

And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.

And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?

And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you?

And you're sick as fuck.

Anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood.

Are they aware?

Are you all right?

Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet?

Are you okay?

Are you one of them?

Are you ready to die, motherfucker?

Are you tired?

As a precaution, I transmitted the genetic sequence to Caulder

As far as the rest of the world is concerned,

As her little vampire cabana boy.

As the thirst keeps building and building.

At any given time, there's what,

At the last minute with crosses and holy water.

Baby on board.

Back off, pooch.

Because he wouldn't have a traditional skeletal structure.

Because the world isn't nice.

Because there's something bad inside of me.

Because you're a hybrid,

Been doing it ever since.

Been through five of them so far.

Biomedica Enterprises.

Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal

Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal

Blade is a troubled individual.

Blade, you need to know

Blade!

Blade.

Blade.

Blow me.

Bone marrow growth supplement,

But another human, with practice, could be possible.

But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.

But I could never figure out why they'd want to destroy their food source.

But I think it is more likely the next time we meet,

But I think with a big, strapping hybrid like yourself,

But I want to hear you talk about vampires.

But it will be a few seconds from now.

But remember this.

But they were all familiars.

But this betty...

But underneath all that swagger,

But what if you could change that?

But you still manage to ask for her number.

Can I, uh, can I help you?

Captured the whole event on video.

Catch!

Check it out.

Check it out.

Check this out.

Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky!

Come on, come on like that, ya'll

Come on, come on, like that, y'all

Come on, King.

Come on, man, I'm joking.

Come on, now.

Come on!

Come on. Give it up, King.

Congratulations. You're famous.

Cootchie coo.

Course, it doesn't have the range of a sword, but...

Cutting a bloody fucking path through the ages, until suddenly...

Damn.

Dark core, trip hop, whatever kids are listening to these days.

Dead.

Delivery's automatic.

Did you see that guy?

Did you see those?

Didn't know this was a popularity contest.

Do they feel anything?

Do they mean anything?

Do you ever feel sexually aroused?

Do you have a cell phone?

Do you know what day it is?

Do you think they could ever grasp what it means to be immortal?

Do you think we have enough security?

Doing a little moonlighting, Chief?

Don't do that.

Don't fuck with my thing!

Don't let it turn inward.

Don't shoot, don't shoot.

Don't try to use my name, that's fatal

Don't you think that they have a place for you in their future?

Done.

Dracula's only one of the names he's gone by.

Drake's return is part of it.

Dude, you're dead.

During tonight's brazen shootout

Each one of them have tasted the end of my sword.

Either way, you must be sure that the shot counts.

Electronic pistol comes in a variety of tasty calibers.

Enough!

Even vampire vibrators.

Eventually, Abigail found me.

Eventually, you know, your head is gonna pop off.

Excuse me, sir.

Explosive rounds.

Fine.

For his safety and for the public's,

For one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?

For the last year, I've been working with synthesized DNA

For your viewing pleasure today.

Freeze!

Friends?

Fuck all. Just feeding.

Fuck me!

Fuck me.

Fuck that! That man is my prisoner.

Fuck you?

Fuck! No, no! Please, please! Please.

Funny, isn't it?

Garlic!

Genetic sequencing enzymes.

Gentlemen, would you mind giving us just a couple of minutes alone?

Get back, get back!

Get out, Blade!

Give it up.

Give it up.

Give me that chair.

Go ahead, Blade.

Go fuck your sister.

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Aah!

God

God in Heaven.

Going on five years now.

Good dog.

Good little puppies.

Got him.

Got it. Heading westbound.

Guys?

Guys?

Hang in there, kitten.

Harvest.

Has a very strong element of sexual confusion.

Has always been their familiars.

Has he been told?

Have you ever been laid?

Have you tried lake trout?

Have you tried the lobby?

Haven't you read Stoker's fable?

Having decided to conquer the land of Oz

He is real. BLADE BABA

He toyed with 'em first.

He was born perfect.

He was human.

He was the first of his kind.

He would've been comfortable here.

He'd outlived his purpose.

He's a cute little guy, aren't ya?

He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing.

He's all yours.

He's been there, moving behind the scenes,

He's come back!

He's come back.

He's got a gun!

He's got something in his hand!

He's one of ours.

He's psychotic.

He's wanted in connection with a laundry list of federal crimes.

He's wanted in connection with a laundry list of federal crimes.

Heat seeking mini rockets.

Hedges. Super size me, sweetheart.

Hello, Blade.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Her name is Danica Talos.

Hey, dickface.

Hey, guy.

Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, pretty lady.

Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead.

Hey.

His DNA is still pure.

His name's Pac Man.

Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.

Holy shit.

How about the President? You know who that is.

How about you take a sugar frosted fuck

How are you able to survive in sunlight?

How do you bankroll this operation?

How many of you are there?

How should I know?

How sweet.

How's about this one?

However, I was able to outfit it.

I already has...

I am unique.

I brought your toys.

I call 'em sun dogs.

I can tell you two things.

I can.

I can't tell you. They they'll kill me.

I don 't want this life for you, Abby.

I don't know my fucking handler.

I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end.

I found where the vampires are working.

I got a question for you.

I got him. Pull!

I got you some new wheels.

I had a family once.

I had a feeling about you.

I hate familiars.

I have a I have a question about that, Hedges.

I know what you really fear.

I know you must find this very frightening...

I like that.

I like your tattoos.

I mean, look at the way you're dressed.

I mean, somehow,

I mean, who would've imagined

I must've heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim.

I only had time to fabricate a small amount of DayStar.

I picked Danica up in a bar

I respect that.

I see you alone, surrounded by enemies.

I should've ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!

I swear. I swear!

I think I've managed to cultivate a workable strain of the DayStar virus.

I thought the vampires killed Whistler's family.

I understand that he is under the impression

I used to be one.

I was talking to her!

I was the first of the vampires.

I wouldn't know anything about that.

I'll be your driver this evening.

I'll get help.

I'll give you that.

I'll go to Heaven.

I'll just enjoy it better.

I'll kick it up to a couple thousand.

I'll take that.

I'll tell you about the weapon.

I'm going to watch you day after day

I'm gonna go in.

I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions, okay?

I'm impressed.

I'm just beneath ya.

I'm not afraid.

I'm on the Stonebridge overpass.

I'm recommending that he be transferred immediately to County Psychiatric

I'm sorry I got old on ya.

I'm sorry, but you can't see Dr. Vance right now.

I'm sorry. We just didn 't have enough time to properly test it.

I've been charged with giving you a psychiatric evaluation.

I've been doing this a long time.

I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade.

I've been reading her the Oz books every night.

I've been told about you.

If vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now?

If you're watching this, I'm already dead.

If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me that you'll take care of her, okay?

In case our main stock was destroyed.

In need of your serum.

In order for it to achieve maximum lethality,

In the movies, Dracula wears a cape,

In the window...

Instant cavalry.

Instead of your standard hollow points.

Is it a body?

Is it gonna hurt?

Is that when you join our club, you get all sorts of groovy little door prizes.

It breaks my heart.

It can cut through vampires like a knife through butter.

It hasn't been diluted by a hundred generations of selective mutation.

It provokes my envy.

It was horrible.

It's a blood farming facility.

It's a joke, huh?

It's a new flavor crystal formula.

It's about 4,000 years old.

It's an effervescent inhaler.

It's an elastic protein, okay?

It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system,

It's gonna wake the night

It's gonna wake the night

It's gonna wake the night!

It's gonna wake the night!

It's him.

It's in my left ass check.

It's in my right ass cheek.

It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo.

It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know?

It's not funny anymore!

It's not gonna play.

It's the endgame, Blade.

It's time to take these cowboys down.

It's why we're still alive, goddamn it.

Just bite down on the mouth guard.

Just like all your victims.

Just shoot him!

Just strikes me that this business of vampirism

Kick back? Get in touch with your inner child?

Killing humans is messy.

Killing vampires is clean.

L I don't picture you teaching karate at the local Y.

L I'm not sure if your immune system will be able to tolerate it.

Let me see you say ho

Let's face it.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

Let's go.

Lights.

Like it or not, we are all you got.

Like we talked about. Go on.

Like what?

Look at them down there.

Look at you.

Look how far you have fallen.

Look, Blade, my father meant for us to help you.

Lucky seven.

Mackerel?

Maybe it's time I joined the game.

Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhoff fan, you know?

Media's eatin' it up.

Mom, the lights are weird.

Motherfucker.

Moving on.

My friends are coming to kill you.

My name is Caulder.

My name is Dr. Vance.

Next on Bently Tittle Live.

No God, no angels.

No one's gonna help you now.

No shit.

No, it's not, you horse humping bitch!

No! No!

Nobody cares about them.

Nobody really knows the specifics of his origin, but we do know this.

Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit.

Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit.

Not a vampire, dumb shit!

Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that,

Not like you and I do.

Not this time.

Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about,

Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen

Now, if it works, every vampire in the immediate vicinity

Now, Nome King, having never tried to be good,

Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about.

Now, what's behind door number one?

Now, you've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings

Of course.

Of the Army's objective individual combat weapon.

Off the end of my dick?

Oh, Blade.

Oh, fuck me sideways!

Oh, God.

Oh, got it! Got it!

Oh, it's you.

Oh, my God!

Oh, shit! Please! Please!

Oh, yeah, baby!

Oh, yeah.

Oh! God!

Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a combo meal!

Oh.

Oh. And by them, you mean vampires, right?

Oh. There's a pretty smile.

Ok Chief Vreede.

Okay, first off, that's just rude.

Okay, I'm okay, seriously, now.

Okay, King.

Okay.

Okay. Let's get you out of here.

Okay. We're fucked.

One...your hairdo is ridiculous.

Ooh, you're weak.

Ouch.

Ow!

Pants down?

People who work with them.

Perhaps I will too, then,

Pick your poison sun dogs, stakes,

Plus, it helps prevent tooth decay. There.

Poor King.

Precious, isn't he?

Productive.

Remember me? Time for payback.

Right about now!

Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

Rookies.

Say we're successful. Say we wipe out all the vampires.

Say, how many people have you killed, Blade?

Scream if this hurts, chica.

Scurrying around like insects.

Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there.

See, one of the things you fuckheads need to know about us Nightstalkers

See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now...

See, when one of us goes missing...

Seriously, just pull down my tighty whities and see for yourself.

She's talkin' to ya.

Shit!

Shoot to kill!

Should die almost instantly.

Show me what you're made of.

Silver hollow points.

Since before you were born.

Since the vampires can't go out in the daylight,

Sit.

So glad to finally meet you.

So that's why they brought you back.

So we kill a few hundred of them a year big deal.

So what's been holding you back?

So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up

So, shall we take a look at the plague arrow?

Some friends of mine made it.

Some say he'd been sleeping through the ages,

Somebody nailed us.

Somebody talk to me!

Something more like a snake's, with thousands of tiny bones

Something's not right.

Sommerfield she's the one who built that new serum inhaler of yours.

Sommerfield left you a video message.

Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them.

Sooner or later,

Sooner or later, they'll take us right to the real.

Sorry I got old on ya.

Special Agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale, FBI.

Spill it!

Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake!

Staked you with silver.

Stupid.

Sure they are.

Take a look at this.

Talk.

Talk.

Taq polymerase,

Tell me about blood.

Tell me, child, do you want to die?

Tell us about Blade, King.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That a mere human like me could overpower you.

That he'd retreated from a world he'd become disgusted with.

That left at least four people dead.

That must be a bad feeling.

That runt you saw earlier, that was Sommerfield's daughter Zoe.

That sort of thing?

That there is a vast conspiracy of vampires.

That there's a chance the virus could destroy you, too.

That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred

That wasn't so bad, was it?

That's exactly what we've been trying to figure out.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's why we're still alive, goddamn it.

The Babylonians worshipped him as Dagon, and now they call him Drake.

The bottom line is we need a better strand of DNA to work with.

The future of our race rests with you.

The humans have a new hunter.

The lethality in vampires is still spotty.

The man on her left is her brother Asher,

The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy.

The only thing in your future is nothingness.

The patriarch of hominus nocturna.

The rest of us were just along for the ride.

The two points are connected by a powerful UV laser

The usual dose for this sort of thing is two, three hundred milligrams,

The vampires were searching for him.

The weakest link in the vampire chain of command

The Whole Being Breakthrough.

The world's changed since your time.

Then a drifter came calling one evening.

There are thousands of them out there, maybe tens of thousands.

There is no Heaven.

There is no Heaven.

There used to be talk about some kind of vampire final solution.

There's enough.

There's no happy ending with this guy.

There's nothing stopping them now.

There's one other thing.

They ash don't leave any evidence behind.

They believe through me they could become Daywalkers.

They did. I was born later out of wedlock.

They don't know anything about honor or living by the sword,

They exist.

They get the humans to do all their dirty work.

They just pull 'em in off the streets.

They pretty much fucking ass ****d us.

They should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal.

They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls,

They're brain dead.

They're going on and off.

They're going to win. Can't you see that?

They're in a chemical induced coma.

They're waging a goddamn P.R. campaign.

They've always had plans for the human race,

They've been buying up all sorts of supplies.

Think about it, Blade.

Thirty? Forty? Fifty?

This ain't no video game.

This bad boy is half as hot as the sun.

This blood

This blood

This blood

This dog has a bigger dick than you.

This is a piece of his armor.

This is awkward.

This is Hedges.

This is just a little something to keep you compliant.

This keeps it from getting out.

This little pea shooter it's a modified version

This the future you want?

This way!

Time for a little pressure.

Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist

Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal

Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal

Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.

Try to keep up.

Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it.

Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories.

Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted.

Two, three million homeless wandering around America?

Ugh!

Uh, we have a wide assortment of ass kickery

Uh, yeah.

Um, gentlemen and hottie,

Um...a little help here.

Use it.

Vampire final solution.

Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was...

Wake the night!

Wake up, Blade. This is your rescue.

Was there something special you needed?

Was very bad indeed.

Watch out!

We are fighting a losing battle here.

We bleed the wannabes...

We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.

We call this the UV Arc.

We can't win this war alone.

We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in.

We don't have a choice!

We get his blood, we can boost DayStar's viral efficacy to 100%.

We got caught with our pants down.

We got him.

We had Blade.

We had him!

We had to.

We just started reading The Emerald City of Oz.

We might have a few things.

We moved the humans around.

We need a new tactic.

We need Dracula's blood.

We need to pool our resources, Blade.

We operate in sleeper cells.

We used them...

We were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken.

We?

We'll be there soon.

We're calling it DayStar.

We're doing this country a service, really.

We're fine.

We're gonna fucking lose!

We're gonna have to take on the rest of the world, too.

We're gonna lose, man. We're gonna

We're pinned down.

We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula.

We've been porting the vampire gene into other species experimenting.

We've got Dracula lunchboxes.

We've got just about anything.

We've got trouble.

Well, here's for starters.

Well, my name is Hannibal King.

Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly,

Well, that's all I ever hook up with.

Were the two of you very close?

What are you what is that? What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What can you tell me about them?

What if you could remain a child forever?

What is it?

What is this place?

What is this? What is that? Fuck you.

What makes you think I care?

What the fuck happen tonight?

What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Y'all think this is a joke?

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

What the hell makes you think you know about hunting vampires?

What then, huh?

What would hurt you more than anything else.

What you were worried about.

What, that's supposed to be tactical?

What, you amateurs are supposed to be helping me?

What?

What's for dinner?

What's going on in there?

What's going on in there?

What's he been doing?

What's inside?

What's this chicken scratch?

What's this weapon he's been planning?

What's this?

What's wrong, half pint? You need a time out?

What's your take on all these rumors we've been hearing about vampires?

When I came of age, I tracked my dad down,

When I was under the fang,

When one already exists.

When you can't stand it anymore...

When you drink blood,

Where is this tracking node of yours?

Where'd you go? See? I turned my back on you.

Where's Vance?

Which is in space.

Which means the fat lady should be singing

Whistler!

Whistler.

Whistler.

Whistler's daughter.

Who the hell are you people?

Who's your handler?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Whoa! She blew 'em all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes.

Whoa. Sorry.

Whoo! Come on!

Why aren't you smarter?

Why can't you just be nice?

Why do you do that?

Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?

Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive?

Why wake up Drake now?

Why?

Wife, two daughters.

With it, we were able to extrapolate a basic idea of what this fucker looked like.

Would you enjoy taking her life?

Would you like that, King?

Wouldn't you accept that gift?

Wouldn't you like that?

Yeah, but with a concentrated burst of UV light

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, it's gonna sting a little.

Yeah, we.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll be fine.

Yeah. You remember those?

Yes.

You all right, man?

You broke my arm!

You cock juggling thundercunt!

You cock juggling thundercunt!

You ever ask yourself that?

You fall before mine.

You find a watch?

You fought with honor.

You got 20 seconds.

You got a problem with that, you talk to the local magistrate.

You just can't walk in here like aah!

You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble?

You know the routine.

You know what we're doing.

You know, at some point, you, uh,

You know, the one with the Nome King?

You like that, huh?

You look so distraught!

You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian?

You met Dex.

You met her earlier.

You might want to consider sitting down with somebody.

You okay?

You seen my dog?

You sell vampire merchandise?

You shouldn't have woken me.

You stay.

You take care of it now.

You think this is a fucking sitcom?

You understand?

You wanna kiss me, pretty boy?

You want a party favor?