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Deadpool (2016)

Deadpool (2016)

"Deadpool" is a gripping and hilariously unconventional superhero movie directed by Tim Miller and released in 2016. This highly acclaimed film follows the story of Wade Wilson, a former Special Forces operative turned wisecracking mercenary, played brilliantly by Ryan Reynolds. Wilson's life takes a drastic turn when he is diagnosed with terminal cancer, leading him to undergo a risky experiment that grants him accelerated healing abilities but leaves him disfigured.

Featuring an exceptional cast, Reynolds shines as the foul-mouthed, anti-hero Deadpool, alongside Morena Baccarin as the love interest Vanessa, T.J. Miller as Wade's best friend Weasel, and Brianna Hildebrand as the badass mutant Negasonic Teenage Warhead. The film garnered widespread acclaim for its unique blend of dark humor, exhilarating action sequences, and Reynolds' pitch-perfect performance.

To relive the cinematic experience, you can play and download the sounds from this masterpiece, capturing the essence of Deadpool's irreverent charm and explosive action.

A heavily armed child.
A hush falls over the crowd
A little nugget of romaine lettuce or something.
A multi car collision turned shots fired
A red suit. A red suit.
A Yogurtland rewards card?
About the size of a KFC spork.
About to stand in front of a girl...
Absolutely not. It got lost in translation.
Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum...
After a brief adjustment period...
After all this, you can't fix me?
Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met,
Ah, bullshit!
Ah, deep breath, darling.
Ah, Dopinder.
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Ah, made you look.
Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like...
Ah, this must be Vanessa.
Ah, this must be Vanessa.
Ah, yes. Gita.
Ah, you weak motherfucker!
Ah! Damn it!
All in good time.
All right, Kahlua, Baileys and...
All right, move. Move, move, move.
All right, then. Fire!
All right. Okay.
All right. Yeah, just... Ow.
All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex.
All the way through Z.
All things I can live without.
All year?
All you need now is a suit and a nickname...
Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain.
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?
Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel.
And a bunch of drinks...
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool!
And a low fat dessert.
And auction you off to the highest bidder.
And by we, I mean you.
And fuck the brain hole.
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole?
And he just wasn't having it.
And he's gone. Poof!
And I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
And I got an offer that you can't refuse.
And I hope you're watching...
And I think she's in love with me.
And I will take the pencil eraser.
And I'm after someone on my naughty list.
And I'm gonna boom box Careless Whisper outside your window.
And let me tell you,
And little Meghan, she's not made of money,
And manifest in a spectacular fashion.
And never let go.
And now you spend your days
And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
And personally sees to four
And please don't make the super suit green.
And prevent this shit from happening to someone else.
And tell her...
And tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay.
And that was the only catharsis
And that's where we'll leave you.
And the doctor says, Four, three, two...
And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug...
And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
And then, win Gita back...
And there were all these new experimental drugs from Germany.
And this one.
And to tell it right...
And under no circumstances will I take you to that show.
And wave you out the door?
And we all know how this turned out.
And what about next month's shipment?
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?
And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked...
And yeah, technically, this is a murder.
And you are?
And you can erase stuff...
And you will learn in the worst of ways
And you, chicken noodle...
And your Bernadette, and your me.
And your right leg is Christmas...
And your right leg is Christmas...
And, in fact, I no longer feel anything.
And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces,
Anyhoo, tell me something...
Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity.
Anyway, big secret. Shh...
Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh...
Apparently, I made you immortal.
Are you here for the turndown service, or what?
Are you sure?
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
Aren't you a little strong for a lady?
As a sandpaper dildo.
As rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson...
Assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool.
At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
Bad Deadpool.
Bad guys to kill.
Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville,
Balls in holes.
Balls in holes.
Ban who?
Be a hero.
Be a superhero.
Because I want to.
Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
Because it sounds suspiciously made up.
Because you look like Freddy Krueger
Because you're not going anywhere.
Bernadette is not going anywhere,
Besides luring children into a panel van.
Besides, I just realized something.
Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.
Better find her fast before numbnuts does.
Blind to life's imperfections.
Boothe got hit then went down.
Boothe! Oh!
Breakfast is most important meal of day.
Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Brownie mix and clown porn.
Buck, go rest.
Buck, you best apologize before...
Buck! Liefeld...
Bump fuzzies for money?
Buried somewhere in the apartment...
But at least fuckface won't heal from that.
But Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
But he'd rather act like a child.
But he's bad for business.
But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret.
But I knew there was only one way that I could save hers.
But I'm a... A stalker.
But I've grown blunt.
But if I ever hit fuck it, I'll look you up.
But it could be anybody.
But it does rhyme with Polverine.
But lucky for her...
But not a good one, like Slap Chop.
But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
But red looks good on you.
But some of the best love stories start with a murder.
But the douchebag does thinks you're dead, right?
But there was only one thing...
But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do.
But what it does to the people you love.
But you can rent it for three minutes.
But you did, asshole!
But you're a fighter. Special Forces.
But you're no lady.
But your 48 minutes are up.
But your mood's never gonna brighten
But, baby, the guy under this mask,
Can I help you ladies?
Can we go?
Can we trade names?
Captain Deadpool...
Catching him was my only chance
Cease fire!
Cease fire!
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer?
Climb on!
Cock juggling...
Cock shot!
Cock shot.
Colossus, wait up.
Come here, you fat fuck!
Come here.
Come on, get it together.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
Come on, Wade. Language.
Come on!
Coming together to form one super robot.
Coming together to form one super robot.
Con: They're all lame ass teacher's pets.
Consider joining his boy band.
Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren...
Cue the music.
Daddy left before I was born.
Daddy left before I was conceived.
Damn straight.
Dangerous, and wearing...
Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Dead pool.
Deadpool may try to break yours.
Did I leave the stove on?
Did I say this was a love story?
Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
Ding ding.
Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky?
Do you have off switch?
Do you like what you see?
Does he write you notes too?
Domestic, nothing imported.
Don't hesitate to call me.
Don't make me ask twice.
Don't worry, baby...
Don't worry. I'm totally on top of this.
Dopinder, I'm starting to think
Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back!