A lot of different things and then... from Don Jon (2013)
All right, all right, all right. Take it easy, take it easy. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, listen, listen, I gotta go, so I'll see you later? All right. Bye. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, Mom, OK. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, you wanna hear this shit? It's so fucking retarded. from Don Jon (2013)
All right. [LAUGHS] from Don Jon (2013)
All right. I'll open it. from Don Jon (2013)
All right. So, what is it? from Don Jon (2013)
All right. When was the last time you went a day without it? from Don Jon (2013)
All you do is look at porno. That's all you fucking do! from Don Jon (2013)
Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 22 times. from Don Jon (2013)
Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 35 times. from Don Jon (2013)
Am I a bad mother, is that what I'm hearing? from Don Jon (2013)
Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
And everything's fine. from Don Jon (2013)
And for a long time, I thought I'd never beat that. But today... from Don Jon (2013)
And I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, of the Son from Don Jon (2013)
And I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, of the Son from Don Jon (2013)
And I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. from Don Jon (2013)
And I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. from Don Jon (2013)
And I can tell she is losing herself in me, from Don Jon (2013)
And I don't mean love like, I love her, I wanna marry her. from Don Jon (2013)
And I saw her, you couldn't miss her. from Don Jon (2013)
And it's just me and her, right there, from Don Jon (2013)
And it's nothing to do with actual sex. That's why you have trouble with real women. from Don Jon (2013)
And it's pretty amazing how easy it is to get porn on the go these days. from Don Jon (2013)
And my time is precious to me. from Don Jon (2013)
And she has to lose herself in you. It's a two way thing. from Don Jon (2013)
And the only thing in the world is those tits... from Don Jon (2013)
And this girl does that a lot. from Don Jon (2013)
And tonight, I finally got to fuck her. from Don Jon (2013)
And we 're just fucking... lost together. from Don Jon (2013)
And when I say making love, I mean... from Don Jon (2013)
And while we 're doing it, all the bullshit does fade away, from Don Jon (2013)
And yeah, I do lose myself in her, from Don Jon (2013)
And you don't know my friends. from Don Jon (2013)
And you take one night class for me, baby? One little class? from Don Jon (2013)
And you're thinking to yourself, why can't real pussy be like this? from Don Jon (2013)
And, yo, I get plenty of that. from Don Jon (2013)
ANGIE: I was out with some girlfriends. We went to see some band. from Don Jon (2013)
Any guy tells you he doesn't is lying to you. from Don Jon (2013)
Anyway, I saw him early in the night, from Don Jon (2013)
Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't tell me you were bringing home from Don Jon (2013)
Are you kidding me? You don't got to be doing that. from Don Jon (2013)
As it is in heaven... from Don Jon (2013)
Ass? from Don Jon (2013)
Ass? from Don Jon (2013)
Babe, no. Thanks, but I like doing it myself. from Don Jon (2013)
Baby... from Don Jon (2013)
BARBARA: Mmm... [CHUCKLES] from Don Jon (2013)
BARBARA: So tell me. Tell me, how did it go? from Don Jon (2013)
Beautiful girl. from Don Jon (2013)
Because I've been thinking about it, a lot actually, and I realized that, from Don Jon (2013)
Because most people eat that shit up. from Don Jon (2013)
Because you don't gotta do anything for them, right? from Don Jon (2013)
Best ever. from Don Jon (2013)
Best ever. from Don Jon (2013)
Blow job from Don Jon (2013)
Bro, she lets me do whatever the fuck I want. from Don Jon (2013)
Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that? That was fucking bullshit. Bad call. from Don Jon (2013)
But could you just tell me how you got to those numbers, please? from Don Jon (2013)
But didn't you tell me last week that you like porn better than real sex? from Don Jon (2013)
But do I have any grandchildren? No! from Don Jon (2013)
But even then I had Playboys, so... from Don Jon (2013)
But I don't know what it is about her. When she does it, I don't mind. from Don Jon (2013)
But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat. from Don Jon (2013)
But I just... so I wanted to say thank you. from Don Jon (2013)
But I'm sorry to say, it's still not as good as porn. from Don Jon (2013)
But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head. from Don Jon (2013)
But it was different, it wasn't just sex, it was like... from Don Jon (2013)
But it's just kissing. I don't know, I forget if that counts, so... from Don Jon (2013)
But not tonight, ladies and gentlemen. from Don Jon (2013)
But she wanted to make it, she just couldn't. from Don Jon (2013)
But that's why you like to watch those whores in those videos, from Don Jon (2013)
But trust me, in the future you'll be much happier if you always tell me the truth. from Don Jon (2013)
But were you watching people fucking on your phone? from Don Jon (2013)
But what do you mean you didn't pick this class? from Don Jon (2013)
But you gotta wear one, 'cause, from Don Jon (2013)
But you said that you wanna lose yourself in sex. from Don Jon (2013)
But you still gonna finish that class? from Don Jon (2013)
But you're not. from Don Jon (2013)
But you're the one who's gonna pretend you're texting from Don Jon (2013)
But... I stopped watching porn. from Don Jon (2013)
Call me. from Don Jon (2013)
Can I come over when you're done? from Don Jon (2013)
Can you... Well, that's beautiful. from Don Jon (2013)
Cars are terrible things. from Don Jon (2013)
Close the door. from Don Jon (2013)
Coke and a Diet Coke. I'll be right back to take your order. from Don Jon (2013)
Come here. Listen to me. from Don Jon (2013)
Come in, come in. Jon! Jonny's here! Come say hello to your son! from Don Jon (2013)
Come on, don't tell me you don't know what your history is. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on, let me fix your lipstick. Here we go. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on, let's take a bath. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on, son. There's no such thing, that's the point, it's a scale from one to ten. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on, you're gonna look so good in a suit. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on. from Don Jon (2013)
Come on. Let me buy you a drink. It's early. from Don Jon (2013)
Dad? I would like you to meet Barbara. Baby, this is my dad. from Don Jon (2013)
Definitely not. She keep her shit tight, you can tell. from Don Jon (2013)
Didn't you tell me it's sort of fucked up to keep stuff like this hidden? from Don Jon (2013)
Don't call me anymore. from Don Jon (2013)
Don't call me that. Oh, my God! That's the most disgusting thing from Don Jon (2013)
Don't get me wrong, I like a good pussy eating clip. from Don Jon (2013)
Don't you wanna wait till after class? from Don Jon (2013)
Don't you wanna...? from Don Jon (2013)
Every fucking time we go out, Don Jon smashes! from Don Jon (2013)
Everyone knows it's fake, but they watch it like it's real fucking life. from Don Jon (2013)
Everyone listen up. You get up too. This is for you. Come on. Get up. from Don Jon (2013)
Excuse me? Sorry, were you on your phone? from Don Jon (2013)
Father, I don't know what happened, but... from Don Jon (2013)
First of all, condoms are terrible. They just are. from Don Jon (2013)
First of all, everybody watches porn, OK? All guys. from Don Jon (2013)
For her, she just wants to go from kissing, to naked kissing, to fucking. from Don Jon (2013)
For the next few minutes, all the bullshit fades away, from Don Jon (2013)
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
For these and all the sins of my life, I'm sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you! from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck! Goddamn it! from Don Jon (2013)
Fucking 'caused it! Fuck! from Don Jon (2013)
Girl, my best bet was to watch a movie. from Don Jon (2013)
Go ahead, take a break. from Don Jon (2013)
God bless. from Don Jon (2013)
Goddamn! White shorts. from Don Jon (2013)
Great. from Don Jon (2013)
Great. from Don Jon (2013)
He likes that skinny, high fashion, looks like a boy shit. from Don Jon (2013)
He loves TiVo. He sure as shit don't love football. We know that. from Don Jon (2013)
He said they're in love, they're in love. It doesn't matter how old they are. from Don Jon (2013)
He treats women like they're trash, but... he makes six figures. from Don Jon (2013)
He'll do anything for her. from Don Jon (2013)
He's definitely been spending time at the gym. from Don Jon (2013)
He's older than you were when we got married. from Don Jon (2013)
Her body was at least an eight, but you didn't talk to her. from Don Jon (2013)
Hey, baby. from Don Jon (2013)
Hey, baby. You're a winner, right? You respect people. from Don Jon (2013)
Hey, where were you? from Don Jon (2013)
Hey. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi, babe. from Don Jon (2013)
Hold up. Wait a minute. In love? from Don Jon (2013)
Hope you understand why I thought lunch was not a good idea. from Don Jon (2013)
How about, I'm sorry I've been lying to you since the first day from Don Jon (2013)
How do I know what the fuck you're talking about? from Don Jon (2013)
How do I watch movies? What are you talking about? from Don Jon (2013)
How do you watch all the stupid fucking movies you watch? from Don Jon (2013)
I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. from Don Jon (2013)
I ask you to do the easiest fucking thing, and you can't do it! from Don Jon (2013)
I can be that way when I'm shit faced. from Don Jon (2013)
I can see it on you too, it's starting. from Don Jon (2013)
I can't believe we're talking about this. from Don Jon (2013)
I did kiss a girl, this one girl, out of wedlock, several times, from Don Jon (2013)
I didn't say I didn't like it. I said it's not a dime. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't care about that guy, I don't give a damn about his car. Fuck him. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't care. We're not having this discussion right now. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't even know what that is. That's sick... from Don Jon (2013)
I don't even mess with blondes like that, but that there is a dime! from Don Jon (2013)
I don't have to flake on my friends anymore. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't have to waste my time in a fucking classroom. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know if he saw me till later, but I saw him. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been trying for a week, it's really fucked up. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know which ones to get. Baby, what do you think? from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know, I don't know what's wrong with me. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know, I guess 'cause most American people have heard of TiVo. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know, it's hard to explain, but... yeah, that's it. So... from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know, it's that two way thing. I fucking love it. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know! OK? I don't know! from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. Am I right? I'm just guessing, but... from Don Jon (2013)
I don't really know what I do with that. What do I say? from Don Jon (2013)
I don't think they're gonna work out. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, from Don Jon (2013)
I don't wanna get caught out and now some guy's coming at me with a bat or some shit. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't want to do anything unless it means something. from Don Jon (2013)
I feel like I should leave my jacket in the car. Maybe not. Should I bring it? from Don Jon (2013)
I forgive you, or we're supposed to get back together or something? from Don Jon (2013)
I gave you the eight, your record's intact. Chill out. from Don Jon (2013)
I guess I just mean love like, from Don Jon (2013)
I had a few drinks the other night, from Don Jon (2013)
I just fell asleep during that entire class. from Don Jon (2013)
I just look right back at her, and pretty soon... from Don Jon (2013)
I just want you to be happy, that's all! Is that too much to ask? from Don Jon (2013)
I just wanted to apologize. from Don Jon (2013)
I just wanted to apologize. I don't know if you remember, from Don Jon (2013)
I knew a few guys in high school who actually smoked crack, like all the time. from Don Jon (2013)
I know that last one sounds weird, but I'm just being honest. from Don Jon (2013)
I know, I was about to say, the mighty Don bringing out the long game? from Don Jon (2013)
I know, you wanna get back, so let me enjoy this and I'll drive you back to your car. from Don Jon (2013)
I lied to you, and I'm sorry for that. from Don Jon (2013)
I mean, look, it's fine with me. I'm not complaining. from Don Jon (2013)
I mean, my girlfriend doesn't like it. So she doesn't have to know about it. from Don Jon (2013)
I mean, real pussy's all good, but, no offense... from Don Jon (2013)
I mean, you think I could have hit 11 when I was with Barbara? No! Definitely not. from Don Jon (2013)
I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip. from Don Jon (2013)
I punched through this guy's window on my way here right now. from Don Jon (2013)
I really liked you, you know? from Don Jon (2013)
I really shouldn't get so high after lunch if I'm gonna be coming here later. from Don Jon (2013)
I said look at this play, I said it right to you! from Don Jon (2013)
I said right then, right when I saw her, I said... from Don Jon (2013)
I said this class is pretty fucking boring. from Don Jon (2013)
I saved it as pony tail. from Don Jon (2013)
I start looking for a video. from Don Jon (2013)
I think you should go back to school, baby. from Don Jon (2013)
I thought he still had a pair of balls hanging between his legs. from Don Jon (2013)
I thought you were different. from Don Jon (2013)
I told her every fucking guy watches porn, she didn't believe me. from Don Jon (2013)
I told you that, uh... from Don Jon (2013)
I used one of the towels that was in there, hope you don't mind. from Don Jon (2013)
I wanna pick up a few things in cleaning products. from Don Jon (2013)
I wasn't gonna stop, but then I was thinking about what you asked me before, from Don Jon (2013)
I would leave you alone, but I swear to God, from Don Jon (2013)
I'd ask somebody else, but everyone in the class are like children. from Don Jon (2013)
I'd rather work my way into it, nice and easy. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm counting that from the first time I ever saw her, 'cause ever since then, from Don Jon (2013)
I'm crying all the time. It's just something that I do in private now. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm definitely not thinking about all that shit. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm gonna get you a towel. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm gonna wait for Barbara to call. We're gonna meet up for dinner. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm looking for her name, first and last name. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm not calling you old. It'll take like five minutes... from Don Jon (2013)
I'm playing with you. Trust me, I'm a perfectly satisfied customer. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm proud of it, I like to take care of it. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm saying, you probably watch that shit as much as I watch porn. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry, but your hair is so much better this way. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry, did you think I was hitting on you? Because I'm not. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry, OK? I... I'm sorry. I am so sorry... from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry. I was right about what? from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry. Jesus. Look, stop it. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm telling you guys something. You be a man, you do the right thing, from Don Jon (2013)
I'm telling you, a woman like that make a boy into a man. from Don Jon (2013)
I've been in love with this girl since the first time I saw her. from Don Jon (2013)
I've felt the same way. She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. from Don Jon (2013)
If Armando can do it, that man is such an asshole. from Don Jon (2013)
If you had it like that, it would have went down. from Don Jon (2013)
If you have a girlfriend, why are you watching dirty movies? from Don Jon (2013)
If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to e mail me. Have a good night. from Don Jon (2013)
If you wanna lose yourself, you have to lose yourself in another person. from Don Jon (2013)
If you want me, I can borrow his, I'll do it for you. from Don Jon (2013)
In the '70s. It's probably not what you're used to looking at, but it's pretty hot. from Don Jon (2013)
In your browser? from Don Jon (2013)
Is that what you said?! Huh? Huh? You fuck! Ah! from Don Jon (2013)
It has been one week since my last confession. from Don Jon (2013)
It has been one week since my last confession. from Don Jon (2013)
It has been one week since my last confession. from Don Jon (2013)
It has been one week since my last confession. from Don Jon (2013)
It is a good thing that she broke up with you. from Don Jon (2013)
It is pretty boring, don't you think? from Don Jon (2013)
It just feels good, like... like I got my own life back. from Don Jon (2013)
It just reminds me how much I love being single. from Don Jon (2013)
It just so happens that meaningless sex is something that I want in my life now, from Don Jon (2013)
It seemed like you were in a big hurry the other day. from Don Jon (2013)
It was 28 years ago, and I didn't even give a shit then. from Don Jon (2013)
It was just meant to be. from Don Jon (2013)
It's all sticky and hard, this is much better. from Don Jon (2013)
It's digital. You just rewind and watch it. from Don Jon (2013)
It's fine. It's fine. from Don Jon (2013)
It's like I'm not even there. from Don Jon (2013)
It's like she knows what I'm thinking. from Don Jon (2013)
It's not as good as porn. from Don Jon (2013)
It's not like I'm cheating on her. I don't do it when she's around. from Don Jon (2013)
It's porn, it's not fucking heroin. from Don Jon (2013)
It's something silly. It's a little thing. Go ahead. from Don Jon (2013)
Jesus Christ, those tits! They're real? from Don Jon (2013)
Jesus fucking Christ! from Don Jon (2013)
JON: And you know, when I have great fucking days like this, from Don Jon (2013)
JON: But now, I don't really see the point. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: I don't watch too many movies. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: I know, some guys love eating pussy, but the thing about those guys is, from Don Jon (2013)
JON: I'm in love with Barbara. I am. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: It's no one's fault, really, but it still sucks. So... from Don Jon (2013)
JON: It's not that I can't stop. I just figure, why should I? from Don Jon (2013)
JON: Maybe it's time to try something new. So... from Don Jon (2013)
JON: No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: See? This is what I'm saying. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: So, you tell me, which looks better? from Don Jon (2013)
JON: The expensive wedding, and they drive off into the sunset. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: This fucking lady. from Don Jon (2013)
JON: Yeah. She's all right. from Don Jon (2013)
Jon? Excuse me. from Don Jon (2013)
Jonny! Sammy boy, how you doing? from Don Jon (2013)
Kerry's sister said she heard you broke through some guy's window. from Don Jon (2013)
Kid, before I could get my hands on any porn. from Don Jon (2013)
Let me move this here, so you can put that right there. from Don Jon (2013)
Let's take a bath. from Don Jon (2013)
Like a good little phony. Here. from Don Jon (2013)
Like there's the times you find a great clip, with a hot chick. from Don Jon (2013)
Like they're teaching you to be a robot. from Don Jon (2013)
Listen, you wanna know the truth? from Don Jon (2013)
Look at me! I look like a grandmother, from Don Jon (2013)
Look, I know you don't wanna talk to me. from Don Jon (2013)
Look, sweetie, I'm gonna go, OK? from Don Jon (2013)
Look, the way you have sex, it's like totally one sided. from Don Jon (2013)
Look, you don't know me, so I'm gonna let you off the hook this time. from Don Jon (2013)
Love at first sight. from Don Jon (2013)
Lower. Not that low! from Don Jon (2013)
Man, sit your ass down. from Don Jon (2013)
MAN: Barbara! from Don Jon (2013)
MAN: Yo, not gonna lie. from Don Jon (2013)
Maybe when I was a kid, like before I had a VCR in my room and I couldn't, from Don Jon (2013)
Might have to take this girl out for coffee. from Don Jon (2013)
Mm... Don't you think it's always better when it means something? from Don Jon (2013)
Mmm... from Don Jon (2013)
Mom! It's fine. OK? from Don Jon (2013)
More than just a piece of meat. from Don Jon (2013)
My girlfriend's waiting at home, so... from Don Jon (2013)
My husband and my son died 14 months ago. from Don Jon (2013)
My pleasure, my pleasure. from Don Jon (2013)
Nah, I didn't think so. My dad has got a pretty good one. from Don Jon (2013)
Nah, I don't know. from Don Jon (2013)
Nah, see, it's not the same thing. from Don Jon (2013)
No doggie. No cowboy. from Don Jon (2013)
No, 'cause I don't know what that would mean. You know? from Don Jon (2013)
No, I didn't, you fucking alcoholic, I saw you after she left. from Don Jon (2013)
No, I don't. from Don Jon (2013)
No, I just thought it was almost done. How much longer you got? from Don Jon (2013)
No, it doesn't. from Don Jon (2013)
No, it seemed like a good idea. I'm in the service industry now. from Don Jon (2013)
No, it's nothing like that. from Don Jon (2013)
No, no, no offense taken. So you like porn better than sex? from Don Jon (2013)
No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful, I love it, but more than that, it's like no! from Don Jon (2013)
No, you didn't seem like that type. from Don Jon (2013)
No! from Don Jon (2013)
No? You drop her? After all that, she cheat on you? from Don Jon (2013)
No. Why would I? from Don Jon (2013)
Nobody said anything. It's right there in your history! from Don Jon (2013)
None of 'em are gonna fuck me as good as my girl. from Don Jon (2013)
None of 'em are gonna look as good as my girl, from Don Jon (2013)
Nothing else does it for me the same way. Not even real pussy. from Don Jon (2013)
Nothing! It's so fucking stupid. That's what I'm saying, she's a bitch. from Don Jon (2013)
Now, when it comes to the actual fucking... from Don Jon (2013)
Of course they are. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, go! Jesus. It's a yellow light! Fuck you! from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, hello, hello! You must be Barbara. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, I... I wasn't expecting such a lovely lady, that's all. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, my God, please! That stuff is ridiculous from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, my God! from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, my God! OK, hold on, hold on, all right. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, shit. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Say no more. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh. [LAUGHS] from Don Jon (2013)
Oh. OK, well, then I'll... OK, I'll do this. from Don Jon (2013)
Oh. Yep. from Don Jon (2013)
OK, great. from Don Jon (2013)
OK, let me ask you this. from Don Jon (2013)
OK, Mom. from Don Jon (2013)
OK, wait. No. I want to hear the rest of the story. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. It's totally unlike the stuff that I imagine you watch every day. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. Let's take a break and when we get back we'll go over the course syllabus. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. Look, I have a girlfriend, all right? So... from Don Jon (2013)
OK. One more question, then I'll drive you back. from Don Jon (2013)
OK. So she caught you once, which is why you're watching it on your phone at school, from Don Jon (2013)
OK. Sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start eating, and you're gonna say, from Don Jon (2013)
Only at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's. from Don Jon (2013)
Or there's a few of you and you switch off, or... how does that all work? from Don Jon (2013)
Other than that, I did have sex out of wedlock one time, from Don Jon (2013)
Out of wedlock two times. I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 times. from Don Jon (2013)
Please, don't. Please, don't you apologize. You didn't do anything wrong. from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Have faith, my son. from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Tell me your sins. from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Tell me your sins. from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, from Don Jon (2013)
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you... from Don Jon (2013)
Real pussy's all good. But I'm sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
Real talk, real talk. Purple. from Don Jon (2013)
Remember when we first started dating? from Don Jon (2013)
Right. 'Cause fucking losers watch porn, guys that can't get laid. from Don Jon (2013)
Right. Just 'cause you don't pick up your phone don't make you busy. from Don Jon (2013)
Second of all, missionary is the worst position in all of fucking. from Don Jon (2013)
Sexual relations out of wedlock. from Don Jon (2013)
She acted like I was cheating on her or something, which I wasn't. from Don Jon (2013)
She can't. from Don Jon (2013)
She caught me watching porn. from Don Jon (2013)
She did drop your ass. What did you do, man? You cheat on her? from Don Jon (2013)
She doesn't know the first thing about him. from Don Jon (2013)
She has been spending a lot of time at my place, though. So I looked into it. from Don Jon (2013)
She has her own agenda. She doesn't care about Jonny, from Don Jon (2013)
She just walks in on you, you know, beating your meat to a little video from Don Jon (2013)
She just wants a guy who's gonna do whatever she tells him to. from Don Jon (2013)
She snooped around on my computer, she found out I watch porn. from Don Jon (2013)
She was the most important thing to him. He gave up everything for her. from Don Jon (2013)
She won't do it right anyway. You gotta vacuum my carpet a certain way, from Don Jon (2013)
She's 28 years old. She put like four years into the guy already. It's terrible. from Don Jon (2013)
She's cute in the face, you can maybe call the face an eight, tits are a four. from Don Jon (2013)
She's not Italian, we know that. from Don Jon (2013)
She's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life. from Don Jon (2013)
Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something. from Don Jon (2013)
Shit! from Don Jon (2013)
Shit! from Don Jon (2013)
Shit. Good luck. A girl that hot? She doesn't have to give head. from Don Jon (2013)
Shut the fuck up! Who'd you take home, huh? from Don Jon (2013)
Since last Sunday, I had sexual intercourse out of wedlock seven times. from Don Jon (2013)
Since when do you ask me personal questions? from Don Jon (2013)
So after all that obligatory shit, the friend mixing and meeting her folks, from Don Jon (2013)
So how did you find out my name? from Don Jon (2013)
So I may not have remembered telling you my first name, from Don Jon (2013)
So I'll start off with some stills. from Don Jon (2013)
So I'm parked all the way on the other side. I don't know if you want... from Don Jon (2013)
So you take care. from Don Jon (2013)
So you were right. from Don Jon (2013)
So, uh... from Don Jon (2013)
So, what do you say? You, me and our friends, we go out sometime? from Don Jon (2013)
So... from Don Jon (2013)
So... from Don Jon (2013)
So... from Don Jon (2013)
So... we broke up. from Don Jon (2013)
Some dumb ass buddy of mine sent it to me as a joke. Come on! from Don Jon (2013)
Something I've always kinda wondered is, is it the same guy I'm talking to every week from Don Jon (2013)
Speak up and talk like a human being. from Don Jon (2013)
Stop and think for a second. Stop and think for a second. from Don Jon (2013)
Stop upsetting your mother! What the fuck is the matter with you? from Don Jon (2013)
Sure, don't we all? Um... from Don Jon (2013)
Sure, it's fucking fantastic in person... if she'll do it. from Don Jon (2013)
TEACHER: All right, everyone, three more weeks until the final. from Don Jon (2013)
TEACHER: Very good. OK, when we come back, we'll go over employee personality testing. from Don Jon (2013)
Than that shit you're watching on your phone. from Don Jon (2013)
Thank you so much. Do you wanna go somewhere? There's a cafe... from Don Jon (2013)
That depends. You gonna drill into your wall? from Don Jon (2013)
That I stopped watching pornography, but that was a lie, I didn't stop at all. from Don Jon (2013)
That we started dating? How about that? from Don Jon (2013)
That you don't get from sex with an actual person? from Don Jon (2013)
That's like a junkie. They couldn't stop. I could stop if I wanted to. I could. from Don Jon (2013)
That's mine. from Don Jon (2013)
That's some crazy bullshit right there. from Don Jon (2013)
That's the sweetest thing I ever heard anybody say. from Don Jon (2013)
That's what became clear to me when you startled me. from Don Jon (2013)
That's why I didn't smash. What about you? You were kicking it to pony tail, right? from Don Jon (2013)
The blonde in the dress? She was insane, bro. You hit that? from Don Jon (2013)
The doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it. I don't gotta say anything, from Don Jon (2013)
The fans are devastated. Jonny, what happened? from Don Jon (2013)
The first kiss. from Don Jon (2013)
The pretty woman. from Don Jon (2013)
The service industry, it's not a bad thing. from Don Jon (2013)
The shit I watch on here, they're not pretending. from Don Jon (2013)
The streak is over, motherfucker! How's it feel? from Don Jon (2013)
The thing is, this week I actually did stop, like totally just not doing it anymore. from Don Jon (2013)
The tits lie flat, you can't see her ass, from Don Jon (2013)
Then when do we get to meet her? from Don Jon (2013)
Then Why'd you come home with me? from Don Jon (2013)
Then, once I do... from Don Jon (2013)
Then, once I'm getting into it, from Don Jon (2013)
There are some downsides. from Don Jon (2013)
There! Look, his foot's on the line! Look at that bullshit! from Don Jon (2013)
There. Go ahead, look. Go ahead. from Don Jon (2013)
There's only a few things I really care about in life. from Don Jon (2013)
There's only a few things I really care about... from Don Jon (2013)
There's some kind of... bad marriage situation here? from Don Jon (2013)
They won't let you do it from behind, 'cause they wanna look at you. from Don Jon (2013)
They'll do a replay. They better do a fucking replay. from Don Jon (2013)
They're fucking crazy. from Don Jon (2013)
They're fucking crazy. from Don Jon (2013)
This is the truth. from Don Jon (2013)
This is what I'm trying to tell you, if you would listen to me. from Don Jon (2013)
This? from Don Jon (2013)
Those ones. from Don Jon (2013)
Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, from Don Jon (2013)
Tits? from Don Jon (2013)
To choose from, finding just the right clip can take a lot of time. from Don Jon (2013)
To not call you a kid? You're a fucking kid. from Don Jon (2013)
Twos and threes, baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes are some open minded ladies. from Don Jon (2013)
Uh huh... from Don Jon (2013)
Uh, yeah, but that movie that I gave you was totally... from Don Jon (2013)
Unless they just don't want us to see how bad that fucking call was. from Don Jon (2013)
Wait a minute. Did you see that? I'm asking you. from Don Jon (2013)
Wait, wait, wait, I'll be happier? from Don Jon (2013)
Wait! Father, I'm really sorry, from Don Jon (2013)
Wait... from Don Jon (2013)
Wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. from Don Jon (2013)
Was it just once? Oh. from Don Jon (2013)
Watch what happens. Best sex of your life. from Don Jon (2013)
We talked about this, I don't appreciate it. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, actually, I don't know if it was you. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, anyway, I told the Father a while back from Don Jon (2013)
Well, he's got a pretty great life, no? if he could do it, you could do it. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, honey, I'm gonna be honest with you, 'cause it seems like that's what you want. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, I gotta go, we gotta go. Come on, let's go. Come on. Come on. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, I said it because it's true, that's why. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, I'm flattered. What do you wanna talk about? from Don Jon (2013)
Well, no. My friends' boyfriends are watching porno on the Internet all the time, from Don Jon (2013)
Well, please sit down and I will be right back. from Don Jon (2013)
Well, that's all you're gonna say? from Don Jon (2013)
Well, what is it? What do you get from porn from Don Jon (2013)
Well, when a real man loves a woman, he doesn't mind doing things for her. from Don Jon (2013)
Were you... I'm sorry, this might be rude, from Don Jon (2013)
What are you doing? You talking to yourself? from Don Jon (2013)
What are you saying? That has nothing to do with anything! from Don Jon (2013)
What do you think I'm doing here, man? from Don Jon (2013)
What does she look like? from Don Jon (2013)
What happened? from Don Jon (2013)
What the fuck are you doing? How do you watch that shit? from Don Jon (2013)
What the fuck? from Don Jon (2013)
What you wanna say? You gotta say something. from Don Jon (2013)
What, are you fucking kidding me?! You're fucking kidding me, right?! from Don Jon (2013)
What? from Don Jon (2013)
What? from Don Jon (2013)
What's the matter with that? I couldn't understand you, either. from Don Jon (2013)
What's the one thing I asked? I said, Don't lie to me. from Don Jon (2013)
What's wrong? from Don Jon (2013)
When was the last time you did that before this? from Don Jon (2013)
When we're living together, you're not... from Don Jon (2013)
When you really love a girl, there's a lot that goes into it. from Don Jon (2013)
Where are you going? from Don Jon (2013)
Where he's, like, looking at himself while you're doing it? from Don Jon (2013)
While you watch people pretend they're fucking on your phone! from Don Jon (2013)
Why bother with porn when you can have the real thing? from Don Jon (2013)
Why did you come here, huh? Why did you say yes to me? from Don Jon (2013)
Why don't you get the thing where you can pause... from Don Jon (2013)
Why not?! What the fuck's the matter with you? from Don Jon (2013)
Why would I wanna go out and try to pull randoms? from Don Jon (2013)
Why would they watch porn when they can get with a real girl? from Don Jon (2013)
Why you think my boys call me The Don? from Don Jon (2013)
Will you just take this? from Don Jon (2013)
With that thing than I do with my girlfriend? from Don Jon (2013)
WOMAN: Bella? Sweetheart, come over here. from Don Jon (2013)
WOMAN: Let me get a vodka cranberry. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, I got shit to do. So... from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, I just couldn't get off beating it with my eyes closed. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, just... goodbye. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, no more of that, just the intercourse now. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, that's one sided also. Definitely. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah, you did. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah! Well, I thought it was on with old crop top. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah. I wanna meet your parents and your sister. from Don Jon (2013)
Yeah. I was thinking about that when you said it before. from Don Jon (2013)
Yes, I do. from Don Jon (2013)
Yo, you remember that dime from last week? from Don Jon (2013)
Yo. Headband. from Don Jon (2013)
You can't have this one, 'cause I saw her first, but check out pink. from Don Jon (2013)
You can't touch her ass, 'cause she's lying on her back. from Don Jon (2013)
You caught me in a kind of an inopportune moment last week. from Don Jon (2013)
You decide what color. I'm gonna meet you at the registers. from Don Jon (2013)
You didn't only ask me for one thing. You asked for a lot, from Don Jon (2013)
You don't think I could make you happy if I wanted to? from Don Jon (2013)
You find the right girl and you treat her the right way? from Don Jon (2013)
You gonna get that? from Don Jon (2013)
You got those nice floors at your place. What, do you mop? from Don Jon (2013)
You guys know tonight is me and this girl's one month anniversary. from Don Jon (2013)
You heard what she said? Everyone knows about the streak. from Don Jon (2013)
You know that? For God's sake, he's your son! from Don Jon (2013)
You know what? I shouldn't have said that. from Don Jon (2013)
You know, I smash new girls all the fucking time, from Don Jon (2013)
You know, like when we're making love. from Don Jon (2013)
You know, nobody's seen me like that in, like, six months, from Don Jon (2013)
You like movies? from Don Jon (2013)
You look beautiful. God, you look beautiful. from Don Jon (2013)
You look so cute, the two of you. from Don Jon (2013)
You love this girl? from Don Jon (2013)
You never been in love, so you don't know what you're talking about. from Don Jon (2013)
You said you watched porn. from Don Jon (2013)
You shouldn't be doing your own housework. from Don Jon (2013)
You sound so fucking stupid to me right now, I feel sorry for you. from Don Jon (2013)
You think I'm the kind of guy that watches porn? from Don Jon (2013)
You want a TiVo? Is that what you're saying? from Don Jon (2013)
You're a good looking guy, I'm sure you attract a lot of young ladies. from Don Jon (2013)
You're a retarded person and you're driving a fucking car! from Don Jon (2013)
You're cute, I like you. from Don Jon (2013)
You're gonna have to wait to find out. from Don Jon (2013)
You're never gonna do it again? from Don Jon (2013)
You're not getting that butt from Barbara Sugarman anytime in the immediate future. from Don Jon (2013)
You're not listening to me. I like my place, OK? from Don Jon (2013)
You're probably right. from Don Jon (2013)
You're right. You're totally right. Shit! from Don Jon (2013)
You're so cute. from Don Jon (2013)
You're talking about it like... No, why would I? from Don Jon (2013)
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. from Don Jon (2013)
You're... You're intense today. What's going on with you? from Don Jon (2013)
...my boys... [ALL YELLING] from Don Jon (2013)
'Cause I know they wanna meet you. Yeah... I bet they do. from Don Jon (2013)
[COMPUTER CHIMES] Also, nowadays you got so much from Don Jon (2013)
[COMPUTER CHIMES] JON: All right, I'll admit, from Don Jon (2013)
[COMPUTER CHIMES] JON: All right, I'll admit, from Don Jon (2013)
[GRUNTING] Mm hm! Uh huh. from Don Jon (2013)
[LAUGHS] Um... from Don Jon (2013)
[LAUGHS] Danny boy! Danny boy! from Don Jon (2013)
[LAUGHS] What are you talking about? You put so much junk in your hair, from Don Jon (2013)
[LAUGHS] What pads? For the Swiffer. from Don Jon (2013)
[LAUGHS] You changed your hair? Yeah... from Don Jon (2013)
[MOANING] Or, you know, making love. from Don Jon (2013)
[SCOFFS] Am I right? from Don Jon (2013)
a fucking drink? Yo, the Don mad anxious tonight. from Don Jon (2013)
A little windy. Yeah, it's windy out here. from Don Jon (2013)
a piece of ass like that! I told you she was the most beautiful thing from Don Jon (2013)
About what, your girlfriend? No. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, babe? Oh! Bye. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, Dad. All right, yeah. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, what happened with your girl? Fuck that bitch. from Don Jon (2013)
All right, who's talking shit about me? Nobody said anything. from Don Jon (2013)
All right. I got time. Really? You got time? from Don Jon (2013)
All right. Is that good? Is that right? Yeah. [LAUGHS] from Don Jon (2013)
And does she love you? Wait a minute. Love him? You kidding? from Don Jon (2013)
and it's not like it's a rare... TEACHER: Good evening, everyone. from Don Jon (2013)
and rewind. What are you talking about? from Don Jon (2013)
and she's out? You don't know her. from Don Jon (2013)
And that doesn't happen when you have sex. I wish it did. from Don Jon (2013)
and the Holy Spirit. Amen. from Don Jon (2013)
ANGIE: Did you clear the table? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here, honey. from Don Jon (2013)
Are you crazy? It was made by this Danish woman from Don Jon (2013)
Are you people serious, no fucking replay?! I'm not talking about a VCR. from Don Jon (2013)
Are you ready? Go ahead. Yeah. All right. from Don Jon (2013)
Assholes, where's the replay?! Dad, there's a thing you can pause from Don Jon (2013)
At least I know what a fucking TiVo is. I know what a fucking TiVo is! from Don Jon (2013)
Baby, I... Please, no, don't call me that. from Don Jon (2013)
Baby, I'm just so proud of you. Thanks. from Don Jon (2013)
Baby! Baby, what? from Don Jon (2013)
Baby! What? from Don Jon (2013)
Baby? Huh? from Don Jon (2013)
Baby? Yeah? from Don Jon (2013)
Barbara Sugarman. Sugarman? from Don Jon (2013)
Barbara. Barbara! Barbara what? from Don Jon (2013)
Bartender? Yeah, so, if you wanna move up, from Don Jon (2013)
Blow job? [WOMAN MOANS] from Don Jon (2013)
But, baby, I'm telling you... Don't call me that! from Don Jon (2013)
Bye bye. Bye. from Don Jon (2013)
Bye bye. Drive safe. from Don Jon (2013)
Bye, baby. OK, bye. from Don Jon (2013)
Bye, Mr. Martello. Please call me Jon. from Don Jon (2013)
Can I get you a refill, Mrs. Sugarman? You don't have to do that. from Don Jon (2013)
Can I help you with anything at all? Oh! I love her already. from Don Jon (2013)
Can you get her back? I don't think so. from Don Jon (2013)
Christ! Yeah, this is the long game. from Don Jon (2013)
Come here, you animal! Get the fuck off of me! from Don Jon (2013)
Damn, OK! All right. from Don Jon (2013)
Did you ever watch it? No. from Don Jon (2013)
Did you say...? JON SR.: She asked you what you said. from Don Jon (2013)
Did you try to call her? She doesn't want me to call her. from Don Jon (2013)
Did you? Nah, I didn't see it. from Don Jon (2013)
Diet Coke, please. A Coke. from Don Jon (2013)
Do you mind? Fine. from Don Jon (2013)
Don't fucking lie to me! I don't know who told you that! from Don Jon (2013)
Don't lie. OK, I asked around about you from Don Jon (2013)
Don't talk about my mother. You brought up your mother. from Don Jon (2013)
Easy, easy. Did you get her name? Yeah! from Don Jon (2013)
Eight. Solid eight. from Don Jon (2013)
Everybody good? Yeah, great. from Don Jon (2013)
Everything good with you? What's the matter with this guy? from Don Jon (2013)
Excuse me. Dad, I'm asking you nicely. from Don Jon (2013)
Excuse me. Sorry. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. from Don Jon (2013)
Fine, let's drop it. Good. from Don Jon (2013)
Five Lord's Prayers and five Hail Marys. Thank you, Father. from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck me? Did you just say fuck me to me? Jon! from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck that bitch. Oh, shit! from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck yeah. I don't know, there might be from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you, Jonny! I thought you made that happen. from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you, Jonny! That's the way... from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you, Jonny. I'm playing, come on. from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you! Admit it! from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you! Where's wife? from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you. I do. I feel sorry for you. from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck you. You wanna fuck me? from Don Jon (2013)
Fuck! Goddamn it! Fuck! [CAR HORN HONKING] from Don Jon (2013)
Fucking bullshit. Did you see that? Nah, I didn't see it. What happened? from Don Jon (2013)
Get the fuck out of here. You wanna go somewhere? from Don Jon (2013)
Good job, big guy. Sweetie, so nice to meet you. from Don Jon (2013)
Have you ever thought about quitting? Quit...? from Don Jon (2013)
He's kind of right, man, you do. I don't like more than a handful of titty. from Don Jon (2013)
Her name? First and last name. from Don Jon (2013)
Her? No, she's too skinny. Yeah. from Don Jon (2013)
Here you go, babe. OK. from Don Jon (2013)
Hey, baby. Hi, Jon. from Don Jon (2013)
Hey, hey, Jonny boy! She's cute, right? from Don Jon (2013)
Hey. BARBARA: Baby! How is it? from Don Jon (2013)
Hi, baby. Hey. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi, Mom. MOTHER: Hi. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi, Mr. Martello. Hey, good to meet you. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi, Mrs. Martello. Here, for you. Thank you, and please call me Angie. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi. Can I help you? from Don Jon (2013)
Hi. Hey. from Don Jon (2013)
Hi. Mind if I sit down? You know, actually, I... from Don Jon (2013)
Honey, calm down, please! You know, Ma, I don't know from Don Jon (2013)
Honey, what band was it? You think I remember? from Don Jon (2013)
How are you? Good. Good. How you been? from Don Jon (2013)
How did it go? You get her name? from Don Jon (2013)
How did you get my Facebook? Oh. Getting right to it. from Don Jon (2013)
How long have we been up here for? Not long. from Don Jon (2013)
How often do you watch it? What the fuck do you care? from Don Jon (2013)
I asked around. You asked around about me? from Don Jon (2013)
I brought you something. You what? from Don Jon (2013)
I can like any girl I wanna like. But she's not hotter than my girl. from Don Jon (2013)
I can't let you come inside just yet. No? from Don Jon (2013)
I didn't tell you my name. Obviously you did, 'cause I looked it up. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know if it is. No, it is. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know what that is. You don't know the Swiffer? from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know your friends. My friends? from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. Having a family is the greatest joy from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. No, come on, try and think. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. What? Please. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. I sweep it up with a broom. No, I mean to really clean it. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know. The housekeeper does it. Oh, right. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know... Come here. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't know... You got nothing to be nervous about. from Don Jon (2013)
I don't want to take that from you. No, no, open it. from Don Jon (2013)
I got a number. BOTH: Oh! Hey! from Don Jon (2013)
I gotta talk to you. I didn't think you meant that from Don Jon (2013)
I hope I'm not bothering you. No, it's fine. from Don Jon (2013)
I know. No, for real, from Don Jon (2013)
I lose myself. You lose yourself. from Don Jon (2013)
I love her! I love her! Pretty good, huh? Not bad at all. from Don Jon (2013)
I love it when you wear this shit. Oh, you're crazy. from Don Jon (2013)
I love movies like that. Yeah, it was great. from Don Jon (2013)
I love these two. And you? Yeah. They're great. from Don Jon (2013)
I love you. Don't ever say that to me, ever again. from Don Jon (2013)
I never heard you say you loved her. You weren't paying attention. from Don Jon (2013)
I saw you! But, baby... from Don Jon (2013)
I stopped watching porn. Oh, yeah? That's great! from Don Jon (2013)
I think I would remember. No offense, but you were pretty wasted from Don Jon (2013)
I thought they were cute together, no? Sure. They seemed pretty good. from Don Jon (2013)
I wanna find that girl. You get her name? from Don Jon (2013)
I wanna meet your friends. Those guys are assholes. from Don Jon (2013)
I wanted to talk to you. Yeah? What about? from Don Jon (2013)
I was wondering... I'm doing something polite... from Don Jon (2013)
I wasn't happy. A nice wife and some nice kids? from Don Jon (2013)
I would love a fucking TiVo. Who do you love? from Don Jon (2013)
I'd rather get pizza with my boys. That's new. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm all right. Jonny, look at me. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm asking you a question. It's a fucking thing... from Don Jon (2013)
I'm Esther. Good to meet you. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm just saying... Jon, movies and porno are different! from Don Jon (2013)
I'm nervous. That's all. Why you nervous? from Don Jon (2013)
I'm not taking his side. You are. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm not taping this. No, I know you're not taping it. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm saying, this girl... Oh, my God! from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry. No, it's fine. from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sorry. I am. How about, I'm sorry I have more sex from Don Jon (2013)
I'm sort of seeing this girl. [COUGHS] from Don Jon (2013)
I'm telling you... Hey! Don't lie to me. from Don Jon (2013)
I've ever seen in my life! Wait, don't go right now, please! from Don Jon (2013)
I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, you told me, but I mean, from Don Jon (2013)
if I really want a wife and kids. What are you saying? You don't mean that. from Don Jon (2013)
in a man's life, everybody knows that! Then maybe I'm not a man. from Don Jon (2013)
Is that why you kissed me? I didn't kiss you. from Don Jon (2013)
It really doesn't matter. Well, it seems like it matters to you. from Don Jon (2013)
It's embarrassing. No, I told you, it's not a mop. from Don Jon (2013)
it's fucking disgusting. It's stupid is what that is. from Don Jon (2013)
It's great. Yeah? You're on break? from Don Jon (2013)
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