Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Edit

A constitutional democracy.

A ha!

A legacy beyond compare.

A medal that will be so good

A stinkbrain?

A top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.

About being a king is?

About what?

Adorabeezle Winterpop.

All clear! The arcade is closed!

All fixed.

All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.

All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush...

All I ask is that you hear me out.

All my subjects will be homeless.

All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open!

All right, Fix It.

All right, Gene. You know what?

All right, ladies,

All right, now.

All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions!

All right! Yeah, Ralph!

All right.

All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here.

All right. Gotta keep it under control.

All they know is eat, kill, multiply.

All you got to do is break something for me.

Am I ready to be a real racer?

And a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts...

And a couple for the new guys, too.

And above all, dignity.

And all for what? A lousy medal?

And besides, I've got a job to do, too.

And bring that thing to my castle.

And every day it's, Climb the building, then fight bugs.

And everyone loves an adorable winner!

And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

And give it to Ralph for once?

And glitch!

And good night! Thank you for the party.

And I actually feel kind of cool for once.

And I can see Vane/lope racing.

And I cannot ask you

And I cannot remember!

And I could win a medal!

And I decided that living in the dump

And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own.

And I promise I will never try to be good again.

And I say, Zangief, you are bad guy,

And I think, Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?

And I'll get a penthouse. Pies.

And I'll win the race and get you back your medal.

And I'm a big part of the game,

And I'm going to win.

And I'm in it. Yes!

And I've seen a lot of other games come and go.

And if they don't?

And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks.

And it's a big duty!

And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,

And look! There's all of us at the top.

And maybe get one of those medals?

And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually.

And on the first train back home.

And race to decide our new roster.

And stole Turbo's thunder...

And thank you to today's avatars.

And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.

And that halitosis riddled warthog

And the best serve in our corps.

And the players love her, glitch and all.

And the sooner you accept that,

And then I got thrown in jail!

And then you think I got a chance?

And then, all of a sudden, no.

And then... I met the most dynamite gal.

And this conversation is over.

And throw away the trash.

And tonight you finally show up.

And treated like a criminal!

And tried to take over the new one.

And twitching and just being herself,

And we've come to terms with it.

And whatever you do, don't die.

And when I say a dump,.

And when they see her glitching

And when you do, come and talk to us.

And where are you coming from?

And Wreck It Ralph?

And you better get it back for me toot sweet, sister!

And you can taste it, and it's just like rising up.

And you can't do that without a track.

And you say you win it by climbing a building?

And you, sir, are no good guy.

And, no, there aren't.

And?

And...

Anyhoo, what else?

Anyway, congratulations.

Are you hurt, Sire?

As fellow bad guys,

As your merciful princess, I hereby decree

At the end of the race.

Attention! Return to start positions.

Attention! The arcade is now closed.

Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me.

Baby you got the keys.

Bad guy coming!

Baking! Pump up the heat

Barn!

Batter up!

Beacon?

Beautiful chocolate!

Because he's about to get his medal!

Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board...

Because if she crosses the finish line,

Because if you die outside your own game

Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom

Because it was his doodie!

Because of you, Ralph,

Because when the Nicelanders lift me up,

Because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.

Before I throw you in the mud!

Behind you!

Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from.

Boom! Gone. Centipede?

Boop, boop, boop.

Boy, was he jealous.

Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure.

Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back.

Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open!

Bug!

Bullroar.

But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?

But before I go and hit the road.

But before I go and hit the road.

But heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?

But I didn't cross the finish line!

But I do know this.

But I got to say, the best pan' of my day

But I know who I really am, Ralph,

But I never thought he'd go Turbo.

But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal!

But I'm here now.

But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!

But if he can't fix it, it might be time

But if I'm really honest with myself...

But it is what it is.

But it will never happen

But it would be more fun to kill you.

But it's my duty.

But maybe you shouldn't do it.

But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word.

But now the arcade is closed,

But she rebuffed my affections.

But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch.

But this does not mean you are 'bad' guy.

But we can't change who we are.

But why do you even stick around this game?

But without a princess, who's going to lead us?

But you have to back out of the race. Yeah.

But you have to fix this go cart for me pronto.

But you're going to do it one more time.

But, if you've got a magic hammer from your father,

But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me!

But... Where?

By yourself?

Cake'? Heard about this cake stuff.

Calm down! Everything's all right.

Came by to check out the competition?

Can do.

Can't get a read on it.

Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well.

Candlehead.

Careful! What are you doing?

Carry on, everyone.

Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five.

Cease fire! Cease fire!

Celebrate good times Come on!

Chasing a cautionary tale.

Check her out.

Chocolate?

Chocolate.

Chocolate. I hate chocolate!

Climb the building, fight more bugs!

Coin, medal, whatever.

Come back here!

Come back! I'll find you!

Come here, kid!

Come in and have a slice, would you?

Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it.

Come on, chumbo.

Come on, pal. You son of a gun.

Come on, Ralph!

Come on, Vanellope.

Come on, Zangief! Gross.

Come on! Go! Roll!

Come on! No sleeping on the job!

Come on. A work of art like this must be signed.

Come on. I know you're out there.

Come on. We'll get a better view from the air.

Come on. What do you say, friend?

Come on. You know people. There's got to be...

Comedy gold!

Coming! Hold that thought.

Cream puffs.

Cy Bug.

Cy Bugs are like a virus.

Cy Bugs would chew up that game

Definitely fixes stuff really well.

Did you bring any fruit with you?

Did you find her? Tell me you found her.

Did you miss me?

Do something, Felix!

Do you have any idea what you put me through?

Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine.

Don't even think about it. That is mine.

Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens.

Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!

Double stripes break. Guh doy!

Duty. Hero's Duty.

Dynamite gal.

Dynamite...

Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor.

Easy on the overalls, spaceman.

Easy, Your Puffiness.

End Of the line, Glitch!

Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?

Escape pod activated.

Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...

Ever. Game over.

Everyone panicked and abandoned ship.

Everything is all right! Security!

Executed.

Explain something to me.

Fair enough.

Fall back.

Fashionably late, per the norm.

Faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

Fastest pedal power west of the Whac A Mole.

Felix and the Nicelanders

Felix, pull yourself together.

Felix?

Felix? Mary?

Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!

Find that glitch! Destroy that cart!

Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.

Fix It Felix is a really great guy.

Fix It Felix! Whoo whoo! Fix It Felix!

Fix it, Felix!

Fix it, Fix It Felix, as fast as you can.

Fix It, get behind me!

Fix It, Wreck It, the arcade's about to open.

Fix ll' Felix Jr.

Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

From the game Fix It Felix, Jr.

From your previous winnings,

Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words.

Fungeon?

Game play in three, two, one.

Gangway!

Gene, wait! Wait!

Gene. Where is everybody?

Get ahold of yourself!

Get back here, little guy!

Get back here!

Get back in formation!

Get off of my track!

Get out of my way! I'm going to that race!

Get rid of him, Felix.

Get to the point.

Get you where you wanna go If you know what I mean.

Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean.

Glitch. That's it.

Glitches can't leave their games.

Gloyd Orangeboar!

Go away, kid!

Go hang out in their homes

Go into the light!

Go see the world 'cause it's all so brand new.

Go Turbo?

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Mixing.

Go. Leave me.

Going on about cake and medals...

Good job, everyone!

Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.

Good, the cops. She went that way!

Good! Bad!

Goodbye, Major Body Odor!

Goodbye, Wreck it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure.

Got a little bit of a temper on me.

Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine

Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.

Got it.

Got it. But here's the thing.

Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs.

Great party, Felix.

Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.

Guilty!

Guys! She took...

Ha ha! Have some candy!

Ha ha! There it is. The winner's cup.

Hang in there, guys.

Hang in there, Ralph.

Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof

Happy 30th Anniversary?

Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Have some candy!

Have you seen my friend Ralph?

He doesn't get mad 'Cause he's so rad.

He literally locked up our memories

He was acting all squirrelly last night...

He's getting away!

He's just here for a slice of cake.

He's nice enough as good guys go.

Head for Diet Cola Mountain!

Heads up! First person shooter,

Hello, fellow racers!

Hello, my royal subjects!

Hello? Anybody home?

Hello.

Hello'? Ls Ralph in there?

Help! Somebody, help! Help!

Her wedding day.

Here you go, buddy.

Here, hit me again.

Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.

Here. We could take turns. Easy.

Hero's Doodie?

Hey o, everybody!

Hey, are you a hobo?

Hey, cough drop.

Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker.

Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?

Hey, Ralphie, watch this!

Hey, we shook on it.

Hey, what are you doing? Come on!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Leave her alone!

Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great!

Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

Hi, mister.

Hi, Zombie.

Hi. Just a heads up, Felix.

Hidden in the fat folds of your neck,

Hold it right there, Glitch!

Hold on!

Hope you're happy, junkpile.

Hot cola!

How about this? Are you interested in this?

How about we just eat the cake?

How bad can I be?

How come we never noticed this game?

How dare you insult Hero's Duty?

How hard can it be?

Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a wastin'.

I almost don't believe it.

I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!

I am Zangief. I am bad guy.

I bet you really got to watch where you step

I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.

I can feel it in my code.

I can fix it! I can fix it!

I can see that.

I can take over any game I want.

I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you

I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff?

I can't help you!

I can't hop. I'm hop less. This is hopeless!

I can't make things. I just break...

I can't say that I do, ma'am.

I can't. I didn't win it in my game.

I could be a good guy if I wanted to,

I don't care! You're a liar!

I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth.

I don't have to race for it because it's mine!

I don't know how to drive a real cart.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. I just...

I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying'?

I don't mean like a shabby place.

I don't suppose you'd like to

I don't think I've ever seen you smile before.

I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

I don't want to die!

I earned it over in Hero's Duty.

I earned that medal

I forbid you to cross that finish line!

I forgot something! I'll be right back!

I found that secret opening, and now I live here.

I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.

I get that a lot. Proceed.

I go home with that baby around my neck

I got my bricks, I got my stump.

I got to get my medal back.

I got to get out of here.

I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?

I guarantee you would not be able

I guess I can't bellyache too much.

I guess, not gonna lie.

I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...

I just felt like coming.

I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.

I know it's tough,

I know you said you wouldn't do it again

I know, I know, I'm an idiot.

I know, right?

I know!

I love it! I love it! I love it!

I love it.

I love my mama!

I mean an actual dump,

I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake

I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now...

I mean, I think I might puke.

I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined.

I never actually tasted it.

I ran higgledy piggledy all over creation looking for you.

I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom,

I remember. She's our princess!

I said get out!

I saw a big explosion

I see Felix up there getting patted on the back,

I see you're a fan of pink.

I should thank you

I sleep in these candy wrappers.

I suppose it has something to do with the fact that...

I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level.

I thought this was going to be like Centipede!

I told you, racing's in my code!

I was crushing man's skull

I was glitching through the walls.

I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race.

I was here, I was there.

I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.

I was saying, I can't spend another 3O years

I will find you!

I will never be good, and that's not bad.

I will never be good, and that's not bad.

I wish I knew, ma'am.

I won it in Hero's Duty.

I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you.

I wreck it I fix it.

I wreck it I fix it.

I'd like to speak to him, please.

I'll bet that's Mario.

I'll get it, Felix.

I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way.

I'll give you two some time alone.

I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines.

I'll just magically win the race

I'll lock you in my fungeon.

I'll meet you at the finish line!

I'll take it to my grave!

I'm a fine tuned supersonic speed machine.

I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever.

I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.

I'm already a real racer.

I'm already hHPPV

I'm back!

I'm bad, and that's good.

I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race!

I'm Fix It Felix Jr., sir, from the game Fix It Felix Jr.

I'm Fix It Felix, Jr., ma'am.

I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what...

I'm going to beat the filling out of you!

I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive!

I'm going to win a medal.

I'm going to win! I'm going to win!

I'm gonna wreck it!

I'm gonna wreck it!

I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving

I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help.

I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.

I'm just doing some work here.

I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta.

I'm just so, so cross with you!

I'm just so, so cross with you!

I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck it Ralph?

I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay?

I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin.

I'm not a traitor. Listen.

I'm not from the candy tree department.

I'm not giving that up.

I'm not going back without a medal.

I'm not interested in anything you have to say.

I'm not letting you undo all my hard work!

I'm not listening to you!

I'm not making the same mistake with you.

I'm not smiling. I was... I'm gassy, okay?

I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!

I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade!

I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.

I'm so glad to see you!

I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear!

I'm such a dummy with dates.

I'm taking life one game at a time.

I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.

I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.

I'm trying, but it won't stop.

I'm trying!

I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever!

I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.

I'm very lucky.

I've always wanted to try cake.

I've been looking for a driver who's qualified.

I've been talking to King Candy.

I've got the coolest friend in the world.

I've had enough of you, pillow pants!

I've never been more serious about anything in my life.

I've never been real fond of chocolate.

Ice sculptures. Fireworks!

If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy,

If I ever see you here again, Wreck It Ralph,

If things were different after work.

If Vanellope was never meant to exist,

If Vanellope wins that race

If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate.

If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself,

If you leave your game,

If you put him up here with everyone else.

If you want to go pee pee in your big boy slacks,

If you're buying, buddy.

If you've ever won, which I have.

If Zangief is good guy,

Impossible. Nothing gets past me.

In a game called Hero's Doodie!

In fact, this whole area

In front of you!

In the fungeon with Fix It Felix.

In the washroom of Tapper's again.

In this candy coated heart of darkness?

Incoming!

Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal?

Is it Turbo to want more out of life?

Is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams.

Is technically closed while we're trimming.

Is that a threat I smell?

Is that...

Is there any chance I could go with you to your game

Is when I get thrown off the roof.

It becomes kind of hard to love your job

It came this way,

It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it.

It is my honor to bestow upon you

It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good.

It may not be as fancy as being president

It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.

It will stay that way until someone wins the cup

It's a double stripe.

It's amazing!

It's been fun but now I've got to go.

It's been fun but now I've got to go.

It's chocolate! I love chocolate!

It's fresh. Straight from Pac Man's.

It's got to work!

It's grown up stuff. You wouldn't understand.

It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.

It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.

It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.

It's just me today.

It's just, I got to say,

It's make your mamas proud time!

It's not a coin. It is a medal.

It's not her fault.

It's not my fault one of your children

It's not that kind of duty.

It's nothing but code now.

It's okay, Ralph.

It's one of the joys of being me.

It's precious to me.

It's Ralph!

It's that little crumb snatcher.

It's too late, Ralph.

It's tough all over, all right?

It's working! Hit me again.

Jeepers. Is she always this intense?

Jimineyjaminey!

Jimineyjaminey.

Joined at the hip your sidekick needs you.

Just act natural. I'll fix it.

Just because I really want to!

Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer.

Just focus and concentrate

Just get me out of this cupcake,

Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.

Just go. Go without me.

Just in case we don't win.

Just in time.

Just like I knew they would.

Keep it to yourself.

Kid!

Kid!

Kid!

Kid!

Kid! Are you okay?

Kids.

Kind of sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids.

King Candy!

Knock it off!

Kohut! My cruiser.

L built it myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order.

Let me borrow that thing, lady.

Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes.

Let the Random Roster Race commence!

Let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.

Let's get out of here!

Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do.

Let's just say, some tears were shed.

Let's move 'em out.

Let's see. I'm nine feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds.

Let's watch her die together, shall we?

Life is a trip down the road that leads you.

Life is way too short to take it slow.

Light them up, Candlehead.

Like fun you are, short stack.

Like my nana.

Like sparrow egg between my thighs.

Like sparrow's egg between thighs?

Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now!

Listen, I can't do snacks next week.

Listen, I just want to talk to you.

Listen, I tried to be nice.

Listen, kid...

Listen, Nilly Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal!

Listen, this is not what I wanted!

Listen! This event is pay to play. We all know this.

Literally, Fix It Felix, Jr.

Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat.

Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.

Living alone in the garbage.

Locked him up?

Look at that high definition. Your face!

Look at that. It's your little friend.

Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at.

Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?

Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid.

Look, it's got a real engine!

Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me.

Look, kid... I tried to warn you.

Look, the code may say I'm a princess

Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.

Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer.

Look, you want that medal, right'? And I want to race.

Look, you're a nice guy. I can't...

Look! The cake!

Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana.

Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.

Ma'am, I just got to tell you...

Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself.

Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way

Maybe I'll have to have a little talk

Maybe somebody left a medal here.

Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of

Medal? You win a medal?

Milk my duds! It's Wreck It Ralph?

Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau.

Morning, kids. Come on in.

Move it or lose it, people. Everybody, out. Now!

Mr. Litwak!

Mr. Litwak!

MR. LITWAKI Boy.

Mushroom? No.

My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?

My candle!

My gun! Give me that back.

My lady, you came back.

My land! Where is he?

My land.

My medal. How did you...

My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.

My passion bubbles very near the surface,

My sweet subjects,

Nesquik Sand? Quicksand'?

Never had it.

Never heard of him.

Never interfere with the first person shooter.

Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you.

New racers daily.

News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want!

Nice eggs. Nice e995!

Nice share, Ralph.

Nicelanders believe that Felix just can't lose.

NICELANDERSI Fix it, Felix!

Nine feet tall with really big hands.

No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

No Cy Bug, either.

No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you.

No more glitching.

No one ever seems to throw it out

No problem.

No way!

No way!

No, he just glazed me. Get them!

No, I don't,

No, I get it!

No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

No, I'm not!

No, I'm not.

No, I'm serious, and it was really fun

No, ldidn't... Listen. You don't understand.

No, ma'am! The arcade is depending on us.

No, no, my medal!

No, no, no, no, my medal!

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no! I swear I don't know!

No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!

No, no! Wait, wait!

No, no. You see, Ralph,

No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! I glitched, too!

No! Look, only the bravest

No! My medal!

No! No. No fruit.

No! Wait!

No! Yes... No!

No. I'm doing this for your own good!

No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy.

No. Just for me!

No. No.

Nobody can!

Nope. Lucky for him.

Norvvood's is red velvet.

Not just a superintendent He's a super super guy.

Not that I think there's even a remote chance

Nothing.

Now frosting. A buttload of frosting!

Now I remember.

Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny.

Now shut up and drive Drive, drive, drive

Now shut up and drive.

Now we got him!

Now you're just being ridiculous.

Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?

Now, now!