Bachelor Party (1984) Edit

A beautiful, manly experience.

A bevy of...

A bit of a warm up. We spend an hour with Nymphos Without Pants.

A buck's a buck.

A donkey that doesn't wanna be recognized?

A funny, funny guy as well as being a wonderfully talented human being.

A little vino... would be keeno!

A Litton microwave, a Cuisinart...

A man who has traveled over 3,000 miles.

A man whom none of us have seen since he left town.

A man whom we affectionately call Peckerhead!

A set of Sears' best metric tools.

A week from this Saturday, I turn in my amateur standing and I... I go pro.

Aaghhh!

Adorable. Come on, let's get started. Are we married?

Ah! Vino!

Ahh, youth!

Al, how are you?

All my years as a photographer, I've never seen such a natural. The camera loves him!

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, boys, break it in.

All right, maybe not.

All right, now. Stop that.

All right, OK, now we're all here. So what's the big announcement?

All right, this is it.

All right, you're not into science fiction. OK.

All right!

All right.

All right. I think I've got just what you're looking for.

All right. OK.

All right. OK. All right, all right, all right. This is it.

All the best. It should happen to me, man.

All the burners are occupied at this time, so I'm just gonna have to improvise here.

Alligator!

Always a pleasure.

An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl,

And butter, that's another thing. Clogs you up with snot.

And fill in as our keynote speaker.

And here's Max's partner. A gal who doesn't believe happiness ends with primates.

And hookers and drugs and booze...

And I am suave, debonair

And I know I'm perfectly capable, so you don't have to worry.

And I like how you run... baby!

And I love you.

And I think, if I really apply myself,

And I want somebody who understands commitment!

And I was suffering in ecstasy

And I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes.

And if that failed, I'd try more persuasive action.

And now, to our honored guest Rick and his lifelong friends, I say, gentlemen:

And sometimes people say things they don't mean.

And then some.

And we made a few changes. I think the boys will really be interested.

And wear each other's underwear every Sunday. Nothing is gonna change!

And what are you girls giggling about?

And you have a fun shower. Use soap.

And you're irresponsible. A show off.

And your parents can't be too thrilled about this.

And, uh...

And, very soon, you're gonna be Mrs Great Guy, all right?

And, very soon, you're gonna be Mrs Great Guy, all right?

Angels above can't take my little demon

Another one of these, huh?

Any of those right?

Are these on or am I wasting my time?

Are we gonna have girls at our party?

Are you all right?

Are you together? If not, maybe introductions are in order.

At least Gary's coming up with the real thing.

At least we can make sure you go out in style.

At least your wrists will be smooth and kissable.

Attention, passengers.

Aw, come on, honey! We'll take turns!

Back exit!

Banzai!

Because you never say maybe

Before or after I have my nervous breakdown?

Before we move on, I have a little surprise.

Big hassle now, bro. Soon they go to customers.

Bobbi and Phoebe are gonna throw me a shower. It's gonna be so much fun!

Bobbi was less shocked, of course. She's used to seeing something that size.

Bobbi, what is going on?

Bond. James Bond.

Boys! Come on inside and have lunch!

Brad!

Bun.

But bestiality?

But I didn't want them.

But I've made my decision, and we're gonna do it.

But if you want your marriage to last, you have to change some things about yourself.

But then straight to bed, young man.

But this is a piece of work!

But what do you think happens at bachelor parties?

But you and Sue, you're mature people. You'll work this stuff out.

But, by the fourth month... by the fourth month you're just... you're numb.

By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.

Bye!

Children, on the bus.

Chips?

Close your eyes. Drift off to sleep again, OK?

Cole, I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.

Cole, I've had enough. How about you, huh?

Cole, read my lips now.

Cole?! My God, son, what are you doing here? What happened?

Come here, Mrs Gassko.

Come here, you little vixen. I'm gonna set you straight about something.

Come here.

Come in!

Come on, Brad, it'll be good for ya.

Come on, come on!

Come on, fellas... Fellas!

Come on, guys!

Come on, just stay with me, guys. When a night gets dull, call in a pro.

Come on, Rick, let's go.

Come on, Rick!

Come on, Rick! Party!

Come on.

Come on. I got something you can't resist.

Come on. I knew it was you.

Come sit down and I'll get you some punch.

Congratulations.

Cousin, I can only speak to you from experience.

Customers in same hotel.

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Daddy?

Damn you, Rick!

Debbie is an adult. She can do what she wants.

Debbie, Cole is just trying to save you from making a mistake. A big mistake.

Debbie, I didn't do anything!

Debbie, I don't believe you!

Debbie, I don't know about this.

Debbie, it's Pamela.

Debbie, look, it's Tina.

Debbie, please, I know what I'm doing. Now just go. Go!

Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs.

Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it!

Debbie!

Debbie!

Debbie!

Debbie!

Debbie!

Debbie!

Debbie! He's gonna hurt you.

Debbie! You're coming in with me!

Debbie...

Depends on mileage.

Diagnosis?

Diana Ross is playing next week. I got three tickets.

Did anyone order an asshole from room service?

Did you happen to see Tina's face?

Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Any idea? An inkling?

Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together...

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand?

Do you, Richard Ernesto Gassko,

Does the name Debbie mean anything to you?

Don't have a great time. You catch my drift, Mr Traditional Guy?

Don't screw me up. I told her I'm going to a plasma convention.

Don't tell me to shut up. We don't need sex, we just have to find the room.

Don't you understand? She hates me. She hates my guts. It's over!

Dr Stan!

Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.

Easy. Easy. And hold.

Eat me.

Ed, this is the biggest turnout we've ever had. Hey, this is our mascot.

Ed, we're so glad you could come at the last minute

Eh, me hearties?

Everybody's busy in the bedrooms right now, but come on in.

Everyone, go! I'll hold them off. The rest of you make a break for it.

Everything! Wild parties. Running around like a maniac.

Excuse me.

Excuse us. Mom, let go.

Fabulous.

Fair enough?

Fine, good. Resume party.

For better for worse, for richer for poorer,

For the last time, I'm telling you to get off of there!

Forget that. This part's so much better.

Fuck me!

Fuck...!

Fuck...!

Gary, how's the big stallion?

Gentlemen, I'm not gonna beat around the bush on this thing.

Gentlemen, ladies, for your viewing pleasure, meet Max,

Get a hold of yourself. What room are they in?

Get going, Rick. You're late enough as it is.

Get him! Get him, get him, get him!

Get outta here! Go! Go!

Get outta here.

Get outta there!

Get the hookers in a circle. We're gonna put Cochise out of business.

Girls back in 45 minutes

Girls, let's get outta here...

Girls, why don't we go inside and have some lunch?

Give me this thing! What is the matter with you?

Gives me mucus. Clogs me up with phlegm.

Go for it!

Go for it! Go for it!

Go on. Just don't touch anything.

Go, baby! Do it, brother! Lay that pipe! Drive it home, brother!

Go! Go! Go, go, go, go!

God, he's kidnapping her! Back to the bus!

God, look at those guys! What a hunk!

God, now she's really gonna see what kind of a jerk off she's marryin'.

God, this doesn't waste any time, does it?

God, this is beautiful.

God! What a gross thing to do.

Gone just a few seconds and I miss him already.

Good evening, ladies. Follow me.

Good point! Good point! Good point.

Good to see ya again.

Good. First, you're a slob.

Goodbye, darling.

Goodbye, Mom. Thanks for everything. It was great.

Great!

Great.

Great. I want some. How much?

Gross!

Grrrrr!

Grrrrrr!

Guess what, buddy? Debbie and her friends just walked in here.

Guess who's here? Another surprise guest.

Guy paints a beautiful picture.

Guys, this is Chippendales' star attraction.

Guys, this is the problem with American cars!

Guys, we are going out for some air.

Guys, what should I do? Should I take the car, or should I take Debbie?

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys! Guys!

Ha ha ha what?

Ha ha ha!

Have a good time.

Have I had sex with anyone in this room tonight?

He hired some of your girls for a bachelor party?

He says he's having a wonderful time and thinking of changing his name to Spike.

He'll never be true to you the way I would.

He's being liar to me.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Concert Tickets.

Help me put this crap together and we'll get outta here.

Help! Rick!

Her smile terrified me

Here's today's deals. OK?

Here's your orders, ladies. You can help yourselves.

Hey, be right there, guys.

Hey, bro! What it be?

Hey, do me a favor. Don't call me again, OK?

Hey, guys, excuse me. I gotta go shake the weasel.

Hey, have you seen Debbie?

Hey, I understand.

Hey, I'm really looking forward to this bachelor party.

Hey, it's a traditional event, and I am a traditional kinda guy.

Hey, it's Cole!

Hey, it's dark in here.

Hey, keep your slimy paws out of my food, man. Order your own food.

Hey, lady, how much?

Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo.

Hey, nice seeing you.

Hey, Rick! You and I, we're not through yet.

Hey, screw you.

Hey, thanks, Dad. Listen, we gotta go.

Hey, wait a minute. Hold it.

Hey, you bastards! I'm gonna live!

Hey, you don't look half bad! Let's see how you are in the sack! Yeehah!

Hey, you ready for this big party?

Hey, you ready for this big party?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Big Brad!

Hey! Hey, you guys can't do this!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I oughta smack you.

Hey! I've changed my mind! I don't need a blood test. I'm not even gonna get married.

Hey...

Hey...

Hi, baby. You're new here.

Hi, Brad.

Hi, guys, how's it goin'?

Hi, ladies.

Hi, Sister! You look terrific today!

Hi, Tina!

Hi!

Hi! Come on in!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. We were just walking by and we heard the music. Can we come in?

Hit the ball easier, son. You don't have to kill it.

Hiya, fellas!

Hmm, yeah, I understand.

Hmm?

Ho ho ho! Look at those babies!

Hold it, hold it, hold it. I've got the key.

Hold it! Hold it!

Hold it! It's not Gary. It's Michael.

Hold on! Please, just give me a chance to explain!

Hold on. I'm crazy about this one. Your own baby Jedi.

Hold on. Wait.

Holy shit!

Holy shit! I'm going to get Milt right now.

Honey, everything is gonna be all right.

Honey, the boys have something to discuss.

Honey!

Hookers!

How about Boy George? The Police?

How about some air? You can take in some air. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

How about this? Come on, we're married now. This is perfectly legal.

How about this? Does this look great or what?

How can I... how can I turn this down?

How dare you!

How nice.

How'd it go?

I am looking for this dung head who took my women.

I am marrying Debbie.

I am not complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean.

I am so happy for you!

I am your friend and you don't even tell me!

I called her and told her that you were about to be put on the unavailable list.

I can't believe my money's been wasted.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't sleep.

I can't trust you!

I can't understand you getting married.

I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.

I don't believe it!

I don't believe it! Mrs Rick Gassko!

I don't get it. The dirty parts were there yesterday.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just feel scared.

I don't think your brother did such a good job of fixing the dressing room doors.

I don't want that! I want you!

I fell in love with a little demon

I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile,

I got a bachelor party at the Parkview Hotel.

I got a surprise for ya! And I think you're really gonna like it!

I got something for that.

I got this boss, curly dark black hair

I gotta admit my tennis is a little rusty, but polo... There's a game, eh?

I gotta change the oil.

I guess I can't.

I had a wiener right in my hand.

I had to get out of the house anyway. My daughter's having a bridal shower.

I have a great idea. Why don't I just pal around with you guys for a while?

I have flown in someone dear to all of us.

I have to admit, even for Rick, that was beyond the Valley of Good Taste.

I hope you choke, you animal.

I hope you die, you bastard!

I hope you like potato salad. It's chunky style, my favorite.

I just bet my balls, and shook on it.

I just got that car two months ago. It's got everything, it's got...

I just heard from O'Neill. Oh, God, I'm so excited!

I just wanna let 'em know where I am. I'm expecting an important phone call.

I just wanna party!

I killed the mule! I killed the...

I know how much this meant to ya, but I couldn't do it, OK?

I like you...

I love Debbie. I made a promise and I'm crazy about her.

I love going out.

I love it! I love it!

I love that attitude!

I love you guys and I always will.

I love you guys! This is great! This is beautiful!

I love you.

I may as well have left my genitals at home!

I mean it, Rick. All you have to do is dump Debbie.

I mean, it's gonna come straight from the old shoulder.

I mean, like, from what I hear, it's a tradition. And you're a traditional guy.

I mean, no fancy stuff or anything...

I miss that so much, Ricky.

I need you to promise me.

I said that's another example...

I should call my service. Is there a phone I can use?

I should never have stopped and saved that drowning infant.

I sure do.

I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread. This is pretty good chow.

I think everyone's here now.

I think the man has done a very good job with the party so far.

I think you're an asshole.

I told you not to call me again! You're full of shit! Eat my...

I told you, men are pigs. I saw those swine just standing there.

I understand commitment! I love you!

I understand that the guys have some fascinating women lined up for you.

I viewed it yesterday. Great director, good lighting...

I want my bitches back.

I want some wine!

I want to ask you a question first. You're my older brother. Let me ask you some advice.

I want you to know that this marriage

I was dreaming

I was drowning in a pool of sweat

I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center,

I would hate to be in your shoes, pal.

I'd like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl I've had my eye on.

I'd like to get you on an operating table, just once.

I'll break you in half! Now shut up and get outta here!

I'll give you a different kind of high

I'll pull out your lights! I'll rip out your guts!

I'll take this theater. Ryko, take the one down there.

I'll take you on.

I'm a doctor! I can't do this!

I'm from Decatur, Illinois

I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

I'm having a great time!

I'm having the best time. I love you guys! I love everybody!

I'm having the same caterer for your shower that we had at our Christmas party last year.

I'm just very fast. You haven't been able to see me. There... I had it twice!

I'm killing myself.

I'm not talking about does. I'm talking about hookers.

I'm sorry that the noise woke you up. I will take care of it right away.

I'm very happy for you. Name your first six kids after me, OK?

I'm weak, Sister! I'm just so weak!

I've been getting calls all night. God only knows what they're doing in there.

I've got this. You wanna share this?

I've had enough of this.

I've seen better.

I've seen better.

If Debbie finds out about this, I am dead!

If I don't get my car back, you're dead, mister!

If I find out Stanley's been screwing around, I'll kill him.

If I was that kid, I would breast feed until I was 17 or 18.

If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower and more about Rick's bachelor party.

If I'm not back in half an hour, call the paramedics.

If Stanley's there I'll rip his butt.

If this is about the facts of life, I got it covered.

Ilene, are you crazy? Come on, let's go!

Ilene, I trust Rick. He promised...

Ilene! You're looking very well.

In a second.

In sickness and in health, until death do you part?

In the bedroom.

Is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it.

Is that the foot long?

Is there a Rick Gassko registered there?

Isn't it childish getting revenge on the guys like this?

It just so happens... I'm a great guy

It must be the thrill she gets When he lights her cigarette

It was a moving experience. I thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

It's a party! Party, Ricky!

It's a pleasure, Al. I'm always glad to help out.

It's a veritable UN for dinner here, so Swedish meatballs!

It's action they want? Well, we're the guys to give it to 'em.

It's good to see you, Brad.

It's long, it's to the fence, it's to the wall! It's gone!

It's not her mind you have to change. It's Mr Shit For Brains in there.

It's you!

It's your childhood chum and mine, Brad Mollen!

Jay!

Jesus Christ!

Just a little tricky, that's all. Guess I put in a little too much nuclear waste, huh?

Just forget about the marriage for a couple of hours.

Keep your voice down. I've got the wife in the other room.

Kill!

Kill? I won't do anything that drastic. I just won't get married.

Kiss him all the way down! All the way down!

Lean in a little more.

Let me fix you up here. Let's show the gold.

Let you have them at cut rate price for 45 minutes.

Let's get naked.

Let's get outta here.

Let's go! It's a raid!

Let's go. Come on, everybody inside!

Let's have a bachelor party, with chicks and guns and fire trucks

Let's leave 'em alone for a minute, huh?

Let's try something a little special. Try these on, Timmy.

Let's try this right here. Now get ready.

Lights!

Listen, I gotta run. I gotta make sure the guys have got the hookers!

Listen, Rick, I'm willing to trade you my new Porsche for Debbie. An even swap.

Listen, you and your wife got problems, Brad?

Little demon, little demon

Little demon, little demon

Little demon!

Look at that guy's buns!

Look who's here. It's Tina.

Look, Rick, I'd rather be dead. But if this is what you want, good luck, man.

Look, uh... why don't you make yourself comfortable, all right?

Looks like the only guy who got screwed was you.

Looks that way.

Ma... Ma, I'll talk to you later.

Maybe after the orgy tonight we can get together, have a cup of coffee or somethin'?

Maybe checking him for a hernia.

Maybe it had something to do.

Michael, hang around down there for a while. We're gonna come down.

Michael, when are you comin' over?

Michelin tyres, brand new.

Mmm! Mmmm!

Mom, come on, we'll have a great time. You might even get lucky.

Mom?

More... persuasive action?

Mother, what is Cole doing here?

Move it out, move it out, move it out!

Mr Chef? Your vegetables are on fire.

Mr Nicholas, better known as Nick the Dick.

Mrs Phillips. You're next.

Mrs Thompson, do you have any more of this dip? It's, like, really excellent.

My dearest family member, get in there. She's incredible.

My God! What are you people doing in here?!

My hands were shaking

My head was aching

My job.

My marriage sucks. It's all crap. It's just a big pile of shit!

My name is Tim. I'm always available.

My number's in the book.

My shower.

My stomach was so upset

Next!

Next!

Nick the what?

No hookers! No hookers!

No kidding! Well, that's interesting.

No problem.

No, as far as they're concerned, the only good Rick is a dead Rick.

No, Debbie, not that bedroom!

No, I'm not like the rest of the boys

No, it's a stag party, and that means that does stay home.

No, let me correct that. An immature asshole.

No, no, no. I will, but the party's young and it's just starting up.

No, no, no. We have some manly things we have to do, and this is no place for a woman.

No, not her! Not her!

No, not yet. Where is the groom?

No, that's incorrect.

No!

No!

No!

No! No!

No! No! Anything but that!

No? Maybe it's just me.

No. And he won't leave me alone.

No. No. Cos I love you guys. I love my friends. I love everybody!

No. We will at least finish this set.

No... I just wanna be alone.

Nope, this is definitely the food that prison riots are made of.

Not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are gonna throw for me.

Not in this case, however.

Not one minute longer or Milt will come for you.

Not true. I had a bunch of sex tonight.

Now I want this to be a surprise for the groom, so you never saw me, OK?

Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd here. There are professionals in here.

Now you go and get yourself some clothes. You look awful.

Now you stay out of trouble, young man.

Now...

Nurse, take over.

O'Neill...

Of course we don't allow that sort of thing here, ma'am. No.

Off! Off!

Oh ho! Wow!

Oh, baby... What about?

Oh, Cole! A car for Debbie?

Oh, Daddy...

Oh, eat my chair!

Oh, gee, two on a Quaalude. That's bad luck.

Oh, God Almighty!

Oh, great.

Oh, he must, if he took time off from his Hitler Youth rally.

Oh, hell, all right. All right, I will. All right, OK. I will. All right.

Oh, hey, O'Neill, I just lied. Nothing happened in there, all right?

Oh, hi, Mom. No, no, no. I didn't know it was you.

Oh, hi!

Oh, I couldn't be better. This is the best. This is great. I love this. This is the best.

Oh, it's amusing?

Oh, it's, like, so good!

Oh, listen. I'll see ya Saturday for the...?

Oh, my God, our dad is here.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! You're actually marrying Rick!

Oh, no! Not her!

Oh, no! Shit!

Oh, O'Neill! Great!

Oh, of course you do. And I trusted my ex, Kevin, too.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! I don't believe this!

Oh, sure. No problem.

Oh, that's a fair trade. A cotton ball for all my blood.

Oh, that's beautiful! What a car!

Oh, that's nice hair. I'll try to make sure no one smokes around you.

Oh, this is good.

Oh, Tina! Stan's wife!

Oh, too bad. That's a waste of some good fat. Are you going to eat your potato, darling?

Oh, well now, this is good.

Oh, well, a seeing eye hooker. This is a nice service.

Oh, well, maybe you'll feel just a little better after this.

Oh, well, that's brilliant.

Oh, what a clever use of prophylactics. This is beyond my wildest dreams, guys!

Oh, yeah! That's a beautiful car, Rick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. A real diplomat.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh! Hey! It's OK. It's all right. It's broccoli flambé. It's supposed to do that.

Oh! Mrs Klupner, why didn't I see this before?

Oh! Oh! God!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh... I am stunned.

Ohh, God...!

Ohh!

Ohhh! Those!

OK, come along, children!

OK, gentlemen, the gods have answered your prayers!

OK, I can see you're not impressed. And you're right. I hate it too.

OK, let's go, guys. Come on, Brad.

OK, Nick, or is it Mr Dick?

OK, Ricky, all finished.

OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm?

OK, Rudy. Screen.

OK, Ryko, lights!

OK, this side 27. This side 17. Ready? Here we go. Go, go, go!

OK, we got veal.

OK, we're here. How do we get this donkey inside?

OK!

OK.

OK.

OK. All right.

OK. Go get him.

OK. Now hold that pose, Mrs Klupner.

OK. OK. I promise. You got it.

OK. What's first?

Olivier is in that, right?

One of these days, I'm gonna burn the Thompson court right to the ground.

Ooh, yeah. Chic in the sun, yeah.

Ooh. Small theater.

Open up! You're under arrest!

Or a pump with an underground hammer.

Or Milt cuts your balls off.

Or the way his nostrils flare Every time he combs his hair

Our buddy is gettin' married.

Our relationship.

Out the window is something I wanna show you.

Out the window? Oh, this is gonna be a surprise. I'm a nut for surprises.

Out!

Pain is such a rush.

Pamela, how are you?

Pamela, you're here! How nice! Come say hello to our guest of honor.

Pamela! Hi, how are you! Good to see you!

Parmesan.

Phoebe?

Please, we're in a hurry.

Presidents have stayed in this suite. It's gorgeous!

Pretty heavy, hey, dude?

Raul!

Remember, you promised me no screwing around.

Rick is just gonna love all of these.

Rick, buddy... pal of mine...

Rick, goddamnit!

Rick, I don't think I wanna go.

Rick, I knew you were a vile, disgusting degenerate,

Rick, I really think I'm in love.

Rick, I wanna talk to you.

Rick, I want to cut through the BS.

Rick, stop it! Get that thing away from me!

Rick, take me, please.

Rick, take me, please.

Rick, we don't have a dog.

Rick, you promised me.

Rick!

Rick!

Rick!

Rick!

Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my brother in law. He's getting married.

Rick! Oh, Rick! Rick!

Rick?

Ricky! Go, babe. Get in there, my brother.

Right after work.

Right.

Right. Eggs and milk.

Room 1002.

Rudy!

Rudy! Here, boy! Hey, Rudy!

Ryko, come on, take a break!

Screw Sting!

Screw that!

Second, you're unmotivated.

Seems like only yesterday I showed ya how to give a blow job.

Sex is my one thing. I'm good at it.

Sex with a donkey. Incredible.

Shake.

She crawled up beside me

She decided to come over and give you a little something.

She did?

She hates me! I'm no good for her. I'm just gonna end it all right here!

She pees standing up! Not her!

She reminds me of my wife. She was so young when we met.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Should! Should!

Shut up!

Since you're gonna do this...

Sister, if you ever get lonely after vespers, I'm the man to call.

So by the fifth month, hopefully, football season starts.

So I see. Well, thank you. It's been very nice talking to you.

So I'm gonna give this to ya right from the hip.

So what do we do about it?

So, Cole, how's your game coming along?

Sold. 45 minutes, no problem.

Some air?

Somebody I could really respect.

Somebody I could spend all my time with.

Something interesting is gonna happen here.

Sorry for the interruption, folks. We now return you to the arts.

Speech! Speech!

Stan, I am so glad we had this chat. You've really answered my questions.

Stan, is this supposed to be like this?

Stan, you're beginning to depress me.

Stan! You lying dog!

Stand back! I'm a doctor!

Start your boners.

Step away from the curb, children.

Step on it, driver. We don't wanna miss our plane.

Still gonna play cards every Friday night.

Stop with this! We're supposed to be hookers! Act sexy!

Stupid people!

Stupid people!

Sure! Come on in! Join the party, babe.

Surprise!

T minus 3, 2, 1. We have ignition!

Take care, babe. We love ya.

Take Deborah Julie Thompson as your lawful wife,

Take in some air, huh?

Take that drink right there.

Take that off! Take it off and drive it home!

Talk to the pimp.

Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the St Gabriel school bus.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!

Thanks, man. We'll see you girls later. Ciao!

Thanks.

Thanks.

That doesn't mean it was Rick's party.

That feels so good.

That Peckerhead! Where is he?

That was not a joke, guys!

That'd be great! They're wonderful!

That's a coincidence. It's supposed to.

That's another example of better living through chemistry.