A private eye, I mean. Ah.
About maybe sex or something?
About what happened with me and your mother.
All right, all right.
All right, come on
All right, fine.
All right, I'll put 20 on the fat fuck,
Am I bleeding?
And I am ready to be pampered!
And I give him a little shove on the heinie
And I just roll him out of the way.
And if I'm elected eighth grade class president,
And introduce myself
Artisanal house blended chocolates, gentlemen
Balloons filled with piss.
But I didn't finish.
But there's good news
But to levy the maximum penalty
But we need great tunes!
Calling all ladies!
Chad Martin, private first class,
Chad, did you know
Chubby?
Come on, baby
Did I get any shit on me?
Did you take two Xanax?
Do you feel me?
Don, honey, no way to come up with that money, huh?
Don't "honey" him, you little snake in the grass.
Don't hit it to me.
Donny
Donny. Keep that lit for me.
Dude, I promise you, I'll never forget you again.
Everyone here that I've got
For everybody in Boston Garden
Fuck you!
Fucking skate! Just fucking skate!
Get rid of the fucking underwear, you don't need that.
Get the fuck up!
Get under it, kid.
Go, go, go!
Go, Tubby! Go, Tubby!
Good luck with the taxi business!
He buys those uniforms on eBay
He can probably keep a hard on longer than this fucking guy
He hasn't gotten one yet.
He was, uh, he was handsome, he had fucking great hair,
He's gonna do it!
He's my father
Here you go, Abigail. Thank you
Hey, here's something
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honor and protect this special lady
How much they paying you, Donny?
How'd it go with the lady?
I can't afford that shit
I can't stay. Yeah, no, he's right
I don't know, it's still kind of weird, right?
I don't know. Am I?
I fucking remember, though,
I got the money.
I know. I'm sorry I stopped visiting.
I loved that little Han Solo
I mean, what type are we looking for?
I told them that's what you thought,
I want to wear them
I'll give you 100 bucks
I'll leave with pride.
I'm Brie
I'm getting a call.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I'm married with four children,
I'm not expecting you to believe this, but..
I'm not good at it. All right.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
If I kiss their pussies they kind of go,
If I was these two sexy kids.
If you can pay the balance off by the end of the weekend,
In front of other people because of you.
Interesting
Is not really a victim, but someone that's living
It is, too.
It just seems like anyone could find us
It's a different feeling
It's deep in your stomach
It's gross.
It's okay, buddy.
It's...
Jame, I'm sorry, but, look,
Just a moment. Relax
Keep it running.
Let's go!
Let's pick up some speed, though. I'm with you, guy.
Listen to me, buddy
Listen. Listen.
Look at my man!
Look at this
Look at this, fuck face. Look at this.
Look at your hair
Look, I I need a couple hours to fix this.
Made you flinch, pansy
Mr. Spirou, it's so amazing that you're letting us all stay here.
My face is your toilet!
Next thing you know, homeboy leaps down there,
Nice work
No Facebooking, no Skyping and no Angry Birds.
No, don't touch it, please. Don't worry about it
No, maybe not
No, no, no, no, no. Here's what happened.
No, no, no, no! We can't wrinkle the dress.
No!
No. No
Not because he's gonna be rich
Now, then.
Odds on him winning are 8,000 to 1.
Of the unborn child to Donald Berger's father..
Oh
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I wish I could have met him.
Oh, let me jog your memory.
Oh, my God, they're chasing me!
Oh, my God! Look out! Go!
Oh, my goodness
Oh, no.
Oh, okay, there you go.
Oh, she's good
Oh, thank you.
Oh, this defies every law of science, but it's happening!
Oh, you know, you're right.
Oh, you're so adorable.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! On a rope!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. But shouldn't I go with them?
Oh. My God!
Oh. My God!
Oh...
Oh... Oh, I love you, too.
Okay
Okay, she told him
Okay, Todd, you all set, buddy?
Okay, we're talking a lot about numbers, but let's get back to love.
Okay.
Okay. Well, he won.
Okay. Yeah, I'm hating that, so...
Old lady Grandma wants to get in on the action, too.
One of the biggest and hairiest dicks in the world.
Or a kiss ass.
Or, uh, adopted or something?
Phil!
Please don't hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me.
Really good
Remember this one? No, no.
Remember, back in the day? Hey, nugget pocket
Right there.
Shut up
Sickies
Smell that? Smell it, Donny?
Snaps my legs in two.
So, I see the... the train coming,
Sorry if you fucking don't like me.
Tell him Donny Berger's out here
That squirrel and its demonic eyes
That was awesome.
That way, I wouldn't have to see your stupid face anymore!
That's a little out of my price range.
That's my boy!
That's your personality... like when you were seven years old,
The Berger boys are here!
The Father actually killed a guy in the ring.
The kid is young, he's attractive,
There was a door right here!
There's still love at the tip.
They'll suspend the sentence
Thirty years
This is great, sweetheart
Throw it, you big vagina. Do it.
To give you another chance. Boom!
To hell with the 5.0. Let's run for it, man
To make you hate me so much?
Todd is such a loser.
Todd, throw the ball.
Turn around for a minute. Just turn around.
Uh, Confucius say, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Uh, Mrs. Weiss, freshman geometry.
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
Wait. Are you..
Was an amusement park, your son would be a roller coaster,
Wassup! Wassup!
Wassup..
We got a party to attend
We got to get out of here now.
We got to go for round two,
We need a ball, kid.
We're gonna set you up with some nice plush robes,
We're having a bachelor party?
We've all been there
Well, that's not that bad.
Well, they said a lot of stuff
Well, we work together, but I wouldn't call us close.
Well, where are we gonna get married now?
Well, you know, I was just
Wha... Easy, guy.
What a couple!
What are you doing here?