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The Hangover (2009)

The Hangover (2009)

"The Hangover" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2009, directed by Todd Phillips. The movie follows four friends - Phil (played by Bradley Cooper), Stu (played by Ed Helms), Alan (played by Zach Galifianakis), and Doug (played by Justin Bartha) - as they embark on a wild bachelor party weekend in Las Vegas. However, their night takes an unexpected turn when they wake up the next morning and realize they have no recollection of what happened and the groom-to-be is missing. As they retrace their steps, they encounter eccentric characters and outrageous situations in their search for the truth. This uproarious journey is a must-watch for anyone seeking a good laugh. You can enjoy and download these sounds here.

A, that is bullshit. And B, she is a complete bitch.
About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding.
About last night, uh, ahem, do you remember the last time you saw Doug?
Absolutely not. I promised Sid. I will be the only one driving this car.
Absolutely. How else you think we're gonna get the tiger back anyway?
Absolutely. That's easy.
Actually, I was wondering if you had any villas.
Actually, I was wondering if you had any villas.
Actually, there was something.
After the Hard Rock, I blacked out. It was like emptiness.
After we take the mug shots, we bring them down here...
Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
Ah! I told you you had the wrong guy, little boy.
Ahem, do you have to park so close?
Alan bet you that you weren't a good enough dentist...
Alan picked up the wrong purse, it's no big deal.
Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan, go wake up Doug.
Alan, how we doing, buddy? Good.
Alan, I'm just teasing. You have wonderful legs.
Alan, put some pants on. You have weird legs.
Alan, shall we dance?
Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife.
Alan, you okay?
Alan. We got bigger problems here.
Alan. We need you, buddy. This is your time to shine, okay?
All I know is I am so sorry.
All of you, shut up.
All right, all right. Hey, take it easy, take it easy!
All right, buddy, we should get a move on.
All right, come forward. And turn.
All right, everybody act cool. All right, don't say a word.
All right, everybody relax, take it easy.
All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us.
All right, good, because I need everybody to focus.
All right, grab it from the other side.
All right, here we go.
All right, how about you, young lady? Come on up here. All right.
All right, kids, who wants to get their fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
All right, let's pick a room, let's get dressed. Be ready in 30 minutes.
All right, let's play some blackjack!
All right, look, we were drugged last night. We have no memory of what happened.
All right, take it easy. Take it easy.
All right, to a night we'll never remember...
All right, we got the money. Eighty grand, cash.
All right?
All right.
All right. Hold on. I still need some of your permission slips...
All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy.
All right. Thattaboy.
All you gotta do is point, aim and shoot.
All you want me to do is what you want me to do.
Although none of you could articulate how it happened.
And 100, 200, 300, 400.
And also, I don't want you to feel like you have to hold back...
And don't forget to use it.
And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade.
And get the baklava, please.
And I miss you.
And I promise for as long as we're married...
And if, uh, someone has a heart attack, you should still call 911.
And my wolf pack, it grew by one.
And one water.
And she was wasted.
And six months ago...
And the nurse will be in here in a minute.
And then we ate dinner at The Palm. Right?
And then we played craps at the Hard Rock, and I think Doug was there.
And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.
And then we're gonna find Our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him A best friend hug
And then when I got out I headed over to the hotel with Tyler.
And was Doug there then?
And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug...
And we're the three best friends That anybody could have
And you believe that?
And you know what else, honestly?
And you never walk away from the table when you're on a heater.
And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
And, uh, we can't re... What time was that at?
Apparently I'm a guy who marries complete strangers.
Are my glasses okay?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? He was the best man.
Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital.
At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for God knows what reason.
At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for God knows what reason.
At least the trip wasn't a total disaster.
At the, uh, Best Little Chapel.
Attention, please. Move out of the way.
Attention. Sorry.
Aw, Jesus Christ!
Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid at home so I could go with you guys.
Be proud of yourself.
Because if he was up, this wouldn't have gone down so smoothly.
Because one of the, uh, side effects of, uh, roofies is memory loss.
Because some dick drug dealer sold him Ruphylin and told him it was ecstasy.
Because we obviously had a great fucking time.
Because whatever this is ain't working for me!
Because, frankly, you're wasting a little bit of time right now.
Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst.
Besides, you know how I feel about that.
Besides, you're drinking.
Besides, you're not just my wife's brother, you're my brother now.
Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is?
Boring. Take nap. Come on.
Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn.
Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on.
Bud, are you okay?
Bunch of payphones? Business.
But any week after that is totally fine.
But give me the 20 so I know you're serious.
But if he's been murdered By crystal meth tweakers
But if one of my kids went missing on a field trip...
But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan, it was roofies!
But look, the point is, I think we can work out a deal.
But that's all in the past, now that I married a doctor.
But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex.
But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.
But you don't know for sure?
By the way, we're all gonna die.
By the way, where you get that cop car from?
Can I ask you a question? Do you know if the hotel's pager friendly?
Can someone tell me where white Doug is?
Can you believe this? Just two more days.
Can you forgive me?
Can't you see the fun part in anything?
Change only, 10,000.
Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger.
Check its collar or something.
Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that.
Close the door. You're awesome.
Come on in. Mike's got something he wants to show you.
Come on, Alan. Those two love you.
Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is.
Come on, get out of here.
Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us.
Come on, let's just get in and go. Come on.
Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
Come on, you can't think like that.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. For Doug.
Come on. I got a guy in L.A. Who's great with interiors.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this.
Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants?
Cool. Good to know.
Cool. We're just getting some sun. Is Doug around?
Cough. Cough. Give me one more.
Could you at least just find some pants?
Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Daddy's gonna kill me.
Damn, Alan, what the fuck you got me into?
Damn, Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one.
Did we leave the music on?
Did you ever get any ecstasy?
Did you hear that? Baby's name is Tyler.
Did, uh...
Discreetly of course, ma'am.
Do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shooting? Huh?
Do some gambling, maybe catch some rays, have a few laughs.
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Do you have anything?
Do you mind if I look? I'm actually a doctor.
Do you remember how many of us were here?
Do, uh, any of you gentlemen have a heart condition or anything like that?
Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember?
Does not help. All right, let's get our shit together, guys.
Does that mean you're a nurse? Or a blackjack dealer?
Don't do this!
Don't even look at it. Go on, get out.
Don't forget your Rogaine.
Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child.
Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this through.
Don't make any sudden movements.
Don't make me come back for him.
Don't step... God. Watch the leath...
Don't touch anything out there, either.
Don't worry about it.
Don't you worry your pretty striped head
Doug could be in the hospital, he could be hurt.
Doug would love it.
Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug
Doug, enjoy yourself, because come Sunday...
Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
Doug, it's okay. You kidnapped our friend! Kidnapper!
Dr. Price?
Driving drunk. Classic.
Dude, what the fuck? What the hell are you doing?
Easy, easy. Come on.
Easy, Phil. He's correct. My fault.
Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in.
Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?
Eleven oh five for $800! I am so fucked.
Exactly. Well, we can't find him, and we're getting worried.
Exactly. Well, we can't find him, and we're getting worried.
Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.
Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute.
Eye of the tiger. Good.
Fat Jesus. All right, now, it's real simple.