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The Hangover Part II (2011)

The Hangover Part II (2011)

The Hangover Part II is a comedy film released in 2011, serving as a sequel to the original hilarious hit. Directed by Todd Phillips, the movie follows the wild antics of a group of friends who wake up in Bangkok after a wild night of drugs and alcohol, only to find themselves in another hilarious and outrageous adventure. The stellar cast includes Bradley Cooper as Phil, Ed Helms as Stu, Zach Galifianakis as Alan, and Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow. With its raunchy humor and laugh-out-loud moments, The Hangover Part II provides endless entertainment. If you want to relive the chaos or hear the sounds from the movie, you can conveniently play and download these sounds here.

A drink card from White Lion Bar, Bangkok?
Aah! Fuck!
About five fucking minutes ago.
Absolutely not.
Actually, bullet just grazed my arm. Eight stitches.
Actually, I'm 16.
Actually, that would be cheating. Right, Grand Wizard?
Ah, so fucking light in here.
Alan called me a few days ago and invited me to wedding.
Alan found out that we're going to Thailand for Stu's wedding.
Alan, account number?
Alan, check your pockets.
Alan, come on. Cut it out.
Alan, leave the hat.
Alan, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey. Hand him over now.
Alan, put the cards away and help.
Alan, there's no dock.
Alan, what did you do?
Alan, what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan, what plan?
Alan, what the fuck did you do?
Alan, why don't you skip to the last card there, buddy?
Alan, you swore to God.
ALAN; Teddy!
ALAN: All right. Careful. Careful.
ALAN: Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year.
ALAN: Bangkok is the capital of Thailand. Its population is 12 million people.
ALAN: Bye, Shannon. Bye, Lil Wayne.
ALAN: Can't believe you stopped by. This is cool.
ALAN: Careful. PHIL: What? Oh.
ALAN: Did you see that jump?
ALAN: Ghost! There's a ghost!
ALAN: Good jump, Phil!
ALAN: Hey, Stu. What?
ALAN: I'll get the button. I'll get the button.
ALAN: If you just fax it over to me, I'll pick it up from concierge.
ALAN: Just hang on.
ALAN: Ls that person coming to the wedding?
ALAN: No.
ALAN: Phil! STU: Phil!
ALAN: Shh.
ALAN: Thanks, Phil.
ALAN: That monkey gets it.
ALAN: The monkey is a pervert.
ALAN: What?
Alan!
Alan! What the fuck?!
Alan?
Alan?
Alan? What did you do?
Alan.
Alan. Alan, please stop crying.
Alan's been waiting for the invite ever since he got wind of the wedding.
All Alan talks about is the three of you. And that weekend.
All I wanted was a bachelor brunch.
All kinds, apparently.
All right, guests are arriving, people are starting to ask questions...
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right! I just need a second to figure this out.
All right. But we look at it once...
All right. I'm happy too.
All right. Thank you.
All right. Toast.
All you guys.
ALL: Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.
American teenager in Asia.
And all we've done is buy him hats and sodas.
And deliver cash to dealer.
And he's driven our lives into the ground
And hopefully the password's in his wallet or something.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you.
And I gotta go, but I'll see you soon. Bye.
And I have a wedding gift to present to Lauren and Stu.
And I have invested a large chunk of capital in your friend Chow.
And I hope that you appreciate it as much I di... Are going to.
And I ran Iran so far away
And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me take the entrance exams early.
And if we don't bring it to him first thing in the morning, he's gonna kill Teddy.
And if you're lucky, then the god's a she
And in return, he was supposed to transfer our profits electronically...
And now I believe that Teddy has something to say.
And one day, a great surgeon.
And sorry we trenched the lawn here.
And that's pretty fucking cool if you ask me. Right?
And that's when I realized...
And then we delete them. It's gonna be okay.
And then we forget. That's what we do.
And then you brought them out and I opened them.
And we 're living here in Alantown
And we are so sorry about that, but we weren't ourselves last night.
And we had a sick night, bitches!
And we lost Teddy for two days in Bangkok.
And we're the three best friends That anybody could have
And went on a fishing trip. That's where we are.
And you found Teddy's finger in what?
And you know what the glue is?
And, plus, my ADHD medication.
Any time, Alan. He's pointing a gun at us.
Anyway, I have to go and talk to Teddy about his cello performance tonight.
Are we gonna keep walking in circles? That's real productive.
Are you guys seriously this calm?
Are you really being serious, Stu? You're inviting me?
At the age of 8. There you go.
Attaboy.
Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year.
Bangkok has him now and she'll never let him go.
Bangkok has him now and she'll never let him go.
Bangkok.
Because I like marshmallows, you fucking psycho!
Because we made a pact more important than blood.
Because we're the three best friends, remember?
Because you're a genius.
Before you unleash your dragon. STU: Yeah, that was a little rough.
Between Teddy and me, you must be pretty excited.
Blah, blah, blah. Who cares?
BODYGUARD: Good to go.
Breathe the smoke into your tiny little lungs.
Bros, finally!
Brother Han took a vow of silence many years ago.
But all that said...
But Chaiyo loves chok.
But did you die?
But I don't, I'm not.
But I recharged it and found all these photos.
But it was dark, it was hard to keep track, and then you almost sat on them.
But that same demon took us to hell and back to find him.
But then I look into Stu's eyes.
But then I remembered you don't like indie rock.
But there's a boy who's missing and hurt.
But we are actually sewing some great fresh seafood.
But we can still pull this off.
But we just found out about it.
But we're all good now. We're headed back to the resort. See you soon.
But we're gonna get you out of here. It's gonna be fine.
But when I woke up...
But you also have semen in you. Remember?
But you gotta help me out with this Alan thing.
But, boy, does it look cool on you.
Butthole.
By a girl with a dick
By the way, you have any idea where my finger is?
By the way, you really need to remove that fucking tattoo from your face.
Bye bye.
Came back to the room, put his finger on ice, fell asleep.
Can I have more ice, please?
Can we just go over this one more time? You got the beer from...?
Can we move this along?
Can you find out if he knows where our friend is?
Case closed.
Chaiyo is learning disabled and lives in a group home.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Chok is soft white rice in lukewarm water.
Chow did good.
Chow has a speedboat?
Chow so cold. Chow so cold.
Chow, calm down! Chow, calm down!
Chow, nobody killed you. You were already dead. You didn't have a pulse.
Chow, some guy told us that you've got a bank code or something...
Chow, that dick ass fuck.
Chow, we're in Bangkok?
Chow, what the fuck are you doing here?
CHOW: Aah! What the fuck, man?!
CHOW: Come on, Stewie. Use that big ******* brain.
CHOW: Get that monkey in here, Stu!
CHOW: Ha, ha. See? We go to your wedding, we have fun, I bust a nut.
CHOW: How the fuck...?!
CHOW: Motherfucker!
CHOW: No! Kingsley, you're fucking 5 0?
CHOW: Oh, shit. Tight squeeze.
CHOW: Oh, you fucking guys.
CHOW: Think of him like monkey drug mule.
CHOW: Toodleoo, motherfucker! Called me ****a. Racist asshole, man.
CHOW: You fucking crazy.
Chow.
Chow'?!
Cigarettes, got them right here. Here you go.
Classic Stu.
Come have a drink with me and the guys.
Come On, Come On, Come On.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, man. I'm Mike Tyson. I've seen everything.
Come on, stand up, guys.
Come on, Stewie. Use that big ******* brain.
Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
Come on, Stu. it's killing him.
Come on, sweetheart.
Come on, that is so wrong.
Come on, there might be clues.
Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey.
Come on! Come on, Alan! Come on!
Come on! Music, please!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Don't you think you're overreacting?
Come on. Just one hit.
Come on. Where are you, buddy?
Come over here, Alan.
Come to papa.
Cool.
Could you just run it by Stu?
Dad.
Daddy, please. You're not helping.
Dealer never handle drug directly.
Dear family and friends...
Deep breath.
Detective Inspector Peters, Interpol.
Did you ever think maybe it was just a black bear?
Do you have any leads at all?
Do you know how I got this tattoo?
Do you know where our friend is?! Teddy! He's missing!
Do you know where We're going, captain?
Do you know why? So nobody roofies me.
Do you?
Does he look like he works out at Bally Total Fitness in Palo Alto, California?
Don't be sad. Stu, you love it.
Don't overreact. it's gonna be fine.
Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America?
Don't say that.
Don't say that. Please.
Don't start crying, Alan.
Don't worry about the tattoo. I'll have it lasered as soon as we're home in L.A.
Don't worry, I got this shit.
Don't worry, Stu. I will stand up for you no matter what.
Don't worry. I got the bank codes.
Don't you remember anything?
Don't! Stop!
DOUG [ON PHONE]: Phil. Doug.
DOUG: Hey, Alan.
DOUG: Hey, nice to meet you, man. Wow, Stanford? How old are you?
DOUG: Oh, God. What city?
DOUG: That was Alan's idea. Oh. Good thinking, Alan.
DOUG: What?
DOUG: What? Uh ...
Doug. Doug. Where the hell are you?
Drink up, everybody.
Each year, approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand.
Eh, I think your English is off. You're talking about my sperms.
Elevator.
Elevator.
Enjoy the weekend'? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything.
Even you, Alan.
Ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff?
Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser?
Every memory lives somewhere deep within.
Everyone, back up a little bit here.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Uh, there's been a mistake.
Feet first, feet first. I've done this before.
Fillings look pretty good. Any other problems?
First the monkey, now my hat.
FOHN: Teddy.
For me?
For starters, that's flights for me and Steph. That's two grand right there.
For those who do not know...
From my balls.
Fuck that. That's why I come here.
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck you, man.
Fuck, he's dead.
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fucking Bangkok.
Gentlemen, follow me.
Get down!
Get him out of here.
Get over it. He's your father in law. He's supposed to hate you.
Getting married like a dentist should
Give me extra 50 grand, you keep Teddy. And I throw in this other fat fuck for free.
Give us back our monkey.
Go away, go away. Fucking make me crazy.
Go crazy. Get some chocolate chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
Go in slowly, give him a chance to acclimate.
Go, go, go.
Go. Good, good! We're good!
Goes to Stanford. Premed. This is Phil, Alan and Doug.
Good thing I did it last week. It's in the kitchen drawer.
Good.
Good. Good.
Gotcha, Leslie.
Grab me my sunglasses.
Great. All right, we gotta meet him at 8 a.m.
Great. Now can we have our one fucking beer, Dad?
Great. Now can we please have Teddy?
Guys, guys. Just focus, okay? Chow, what happened?
Guys, we can't fall apart now. We gotta stick together.
Ha, ha. Sorry, Stu. My bad.
Ha, ha. Teddy not dead. He party with us all night.
He brought the wrong guy. That's not Teddy.
He can't understand you.
He clean.
He does that when he's upset. He doesn't understand why he's not invited.
He doesn't hate me.
He fell off the fishing boat and drowned.
He kidnapped Black Doug. Remember?
He knows something. He's wearing Teddy's sweatshirt.
He lacked intelligence and imagination.
He middleman.
He might know something about Teddy. We still have a shot.
He never gets to have any fun.
He reminded me of my sweet brother, Chaiyo.
He said, Fuck you and your question.
He seemed unattractive.
He take coke to buyer...
He was missing that spark you look for in a man.
He was? You remember if he left with us?
He won't let go!
He'll warm up. I promise. Okay?
He's at the, uh...
He's bald.
He's coming back around.
He's dead. Look, if someone comes and finds a dead body and a pile of cocaine...
He's just never spoken to me. I think it's a cultural thing.
He's made a lot of enemies in this town and now they're your enemies.
He's not here.
He's on his way, I'm telling you. Dad's always doing this.
He's probably hungry.
He's really funny. He's really nice and cool.
He's right. Mr. Srisai, Lauren.
He's so strong!
He's tired.
He's waiting downstairs in my car. We'll send him up...
Hello?
Hello? Hi, everyone.
Hello.
Hello. Like threatening.
Help! Back there! What are you'?!
Here it is.
Here we go.
Here's the deal, man.
Hey, 6 grand this time, 8 grand last time.
Hey, Alan, you want my awesome sunglasses, you just ask Chow.
Hey, Alan.
Hey, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet.
Hey, don't stop, monkey, keep doing it.
Hey, guys, have a seat.
Hey, guys?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys. Check it out, he's got a Chinese boner.
Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this.
Hey, it's not weird. it's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee...
Hey, Kingsley.
Hey, we're a team.
Hey, what's the monkey holding?
Hey, you know what? FYI, you may wanna put some signs up that say no talking...
Hey, you know what? Leave the hat.
Hey, you okay?
Hey! What the crud?
Hey! Whoa, whoa, hold on! Stop!
Hey. Mind if I sit?
Hey. You in Bangkok, sweetie.
Hey. You okay?
Hi, everybody.
Hi, how you doing? Uh, are you the one in charge?
Hi.
Hi. Hello.
Hip hop.
His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks.
Hmm. Let's see. Oh.
Hold on! Ah!
Hold on. Back up.
Hold on. How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is?
Hold this. Oh, boy.
Holler! City of squalor!
Holler! City of squalor!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Of course.
Holy shit. Stu, look.
Honestly, the two of you were barely invited.
How come you never tried calling us?
How did you get this stuff?
How many people get run over here?
How much worse can this day get?
How would he know if it's an albino?
How'd we wind up with the monkey last night?
How's any of this even possible?
How's that work?
I admit it.
I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
I apologize! There will be no wedding!
I bought this because I thought of you.
I can feel the devil walking next to me
I can feel the devil walking next to me
I can't believe this is happening again.
I can't even tell you what we've been through...
I consider Alan to be insane.
I couldn't get away
I couldn't tell which was which. It was mayhem.
I didn't do anything. I swear to God.
I don't care.
I don't get it, man. I mean, we each had one beer last night, right?
I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know, Doug. Fucking Asia Town.
I don't know, man. We woke up in some shithole room in some city.
I don't know. Come feel my balls and tell me.
I don't know. I told you.
I don't know. Let me look, let me look.
I don't know. Maybe more. How young you want this kid to be?
I don't like you.
I don't remember any of this.
I get that.
I give him money, he gives us Teddy.
I got a dark side.
I got a lot of heat on my ass.
I got FBI, Bangkok P.D., Interpol, MSNBC.
I got fucked in the ass
I got him! I got him!
I got it.
I got shot.
I guess we don't do dessert any more. I didn't get that memo.
I had to ask him slow down so I don't drop my load too quick.
I have a demon in me.
I have a weakness for prostitutes.
I have heard enough of this. You come here.
I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand.
I just found his finger.
I just found his fucking finger, Doug.
I just wanted things to stay the same.
I know where to go.
I know, I know, but we're on our way. Okay, bye.
I know. We had an accident. I'm okay.
I like the comparisons between, uh, Stu and rice.
I lose everything.
I love you so much.
I love your daughter and I'm gonna marry her...
I made love to a man with boobies.
I mean, if I was a foot to my left, Stu, I'd be dead.
I mean, Lauren is an angel.
I met my wife at one of these things.
I need answers, man.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
I picked you up in my boat and I brought you here to Bangkok.
I really am.
I remember that.
I said demon.
I spoke with the manager. He'll let us have a beach bonfire.
I stashed the account number and password in his vest. Where is he?
I think he knows us.
I think I belong here.
I told you, it was in the heat of the moment.
I took you guys and hid you in the shop here.
I walk along the avenue
I walk along the avenue
I want you to call Doug and tell him I'm never coming back.
I wanted to, um, say that, um, I'm really happy to be here...
I was happy, and my life was good
I was kind of happy.
I welcome all of you for this marriage celebration.
I wish I was a boring dentist who had a boring life and boring friends...
I wish monkeys could Skype.
I would actually love a Smartwater.
I... Okay. I just grab it?
I'd get more ice, Stu, on the 15th fucking floor!
I'll be the judge of that. Enjoy your evening.
I'm a businessman...
I'm a little confused. Is he here just to see us off or what?
I'm afraid Bangkok has him.
I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this.
I'm at breakfast. By the pool. You guys coming down or what?
I'm at my wits' end!
I'm getting married, so I'll be out of the country for two weeks.
I'm getting married, so I'll be out of the country for two weeks.
I'm getting off the hamster wheel.
I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party.
I'm gonna miss you, monkey.
I'm gonna miss you, monkey.
I'm gonna stay here in Bangkok.
I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know.
I'm just gonna forget about it.
I'm not cool with this at all. You can't have these.
I'm not going back without Teddy.
I'm not gonna lie to Lauren.
I'm not quite sure he ever left Vegas, you know? He really needs this.
I'm not some weird milky, ricey, watery goop...
I'm not sure if I'll have cell service. If this is a dental emergency, plea...
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry, but I am so confused.
I'm sorry, guys. This wasn't part of the plan.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still putting the broken pieces of my psyche back together.
I'm sure he has.
I'm telling you, I spoke to him. He's coming.
I'm trying to figure this out. Your attitude is not helping.
I'm trying!
I'm, uh... My name's Alan Garner.
I've also prepared a few words.
I've been locked in a fucking ice box all day.
I've been, uh, meaning to ask. I noticed it's a fishing village.
I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it.
I've said too much already.
If I could save time in a bottle
If I fuck this up...
If not, well, then, hey, you know? It's Bangkok.
If we could just get your motherfucking blessing.
If you haven't found him by now...
In a show with everything But Yul Brynner, ya know?
In my bottom?
In your face.
Invest in my business.
Is he coming or what? I've been waiting all day for him.
Is it a worm?
Is that Alan driving the boat?
Is that okay with you?
Is that person coming to the wedding?
Is there a Long John Silver's on the island?
Is to save every day
It happened again.
It has no taste.
It is not uncommon for some monks to take a vow of silence...
It is nourishment that everyone can digest.
It is twice the size of Wyoming.
It is twice the size of Wyoming.
It just reminded me.
It means a lot that you made the trip. Thank you.
It used to be just baloney. Now they make you add number.
It was a whole big misunderstanding. He's actually quite charming.
It would actually mean a great deal to both of us...
It would be useless to try.
It's a 16 hour flight. And it's beautiful when you get there.
It's a mushroom.
It's about time. Sit down.
It's all right, Phil. We'll figure this all out and get the monkey back. I promise.
It's always been that way.
It's because Ow! We're talking! Ah!
It's been dead for two days.
It's called Not Your Business, okay?
It's cheating, okay?
It's easy because you were talking through it.
It's fine, Teddy. Have a little fun.
It's funny. I can't remember anything...
It's funny. I've never been much of a smoker...
It's gonna be fun.
It's Lauren's little brother, he's lost, he's injured.
It's my immunizations. This is the last day I can do it.
It's not my fault. Teddy shouldn't have been sharing from his bag.
It's not the money, man. It's the principle.
It's okay! it's okay. The gun, very sensitive. Very sensitive.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. I can get used to it.
It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party.
It's okay. it's okay. it's okay.
It's okay. You're not married yet. It's no big deal.
It's on 10!
It's the wrong guy. Sir.
It's time.
It's true, he has semen in him.
It's where her parents are from. It means a lot.
Its chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice.
Jerking me off while I watch Stu fuck with ladyboy.
Jesus Christ.
Just as the world needs people like Stu.
Just got off the phone with Bangkok P.D. They got him. He's okay.
Just happy you're here.
Just leave this fucking guy here.
Just let me do one bump, get my head straight.
Just relax. We have until 8 a.m. tomorrow to figure it out.
Just run it by him.
Just to spend them with you
Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends.
K, as in knife...
Karate Kid with Jaden Smith.
Kimmy? Kimmy? Is she here?
KINGSLEY: Well.
KINGSLEY: You guys okay? What the fuck's going on?
Knock, knock! Hello?!
Last thing I remember was getting off Chow's speedboat.
Late last night, you climbed the walls of our monastery...
LAUREN [ON PHONE]: Who is this? Lauren?
LAUREN; Baby! Hi! on, my God!
LAUREN: Daddy, how can you do this?
LAUREN: Teddy is my dad's prized possession.
LAUREN: What?
LAUREN: You don't understand.
Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up.
Lauren's been there a week and she's still jet lagged.
Lauren's dad.
Lebua Hotel. Saturday, 6 p.m. Did you write that?
Let go, you fucking monkey!
Let me ask you something.
Let's just go back to the hotel, Search Chow's body.
Let's just stay on task here.
Like ironic.
Like no wedding bad?
Like no wedding bad?
LINDA [OVER INTERCOM]: Sorry, honey. I 'll be right up.
Listen, I apologize. We've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want...
Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this.
Listen, I'm sorry about everything that happened.
Listen, Teddy, I'm really sorry. We didn't mean for any of this to happen.
Listen, we're looking for our friend Teddy. Have you seen him?
Little worse than that.
Little worse than that.
Load? What load?
Look at my face!
Look at the cute little vest. Hi, little monkey.
Look at this.
Look at what I've done, Phil.
Look out!
Look out!
Look what I bring for him. Check it out, huh? Huh?
Look what you did outside. Half the neighborhood went down.
Look who's back. Hi.
Look, Alan, Alan, go find the phone.
Look, I'm sorry. We're just having a bad day.
Look, we arrest a lot of people.
Look. There they are.
LU: Every memory lives somewhere deep within.
Mad? What...? Mad at what?
MAN: Hey!
Maybe get some blow too. You know, just bump.
Maybe I would be if you added some cayenne pepper.
Maybe one day.
Maybe somebody over there can get him to talk.
Meet a girl like you
Might be a spider's nest. I've tangled with those before.
Mike, you were great.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Monkey, taste it. What do you think? Is it shiitake?
Mother, I'm done with my lunch. It's just sitting here.
Motherfucker.
Mr. Chow, are you okay?
Much better.
My dad had to make a lot of calls, and then I told Mike, I said:
My mother in law's watching the kids.
My Uncle Roger said that he once saw a albino polar bear.
Nah. I'm good.
Nice kid. His parents must be so proud.
Nice tattoo.
Nice work, Alan.
No offense to you. You're a lovely woman. It's a violation of my moral code.
No one gives a fuck about the monkey, Alan!
No one needs to see this stuff.
No one.
No refunds. Get the fuck out.
No, he is on his way. He will be here.
No, he is on his way. He will be here.
No, he said he's farting because of his medication.
No, I don't understand what he said.
No, I don't.
No, I mean, you are a good guy. Like, a really good guy.
No, it's just ...
No, no, no. That's Chow's deal. We got nothing to do with that.
No, no, no. We misplaced Teddy.
No, no.
No, sir. We don't remember anything.
No, some Russian thugs took him from us.
No, that's cool.
No, this time we really fucked up.
No, this time we really fucked up.
No, your family is like his family.
No, your head.
No! No, no, no. Sorry. You misunderstood.
No! Your hand!
No.
No.
No. I got nothing.
No. No more bumps, Chow.
No. We've checked everywhere, no one has seen him. I'm sorry.
Nobody's reporting anybody.
None of you know Stu like I do.
None us will ever know what Brother Han knows.
Not bad, right?
Not big breasts on her, but still, solid rack for an Asian.
Not much between despair and ecstasy
Not my problem.
Not nobody knows Stu like I do.
Not since last night. What happened?
Not terrible. What you talking about? It's fucking genius.
Not you. Not you.
Not you. Not you.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now she's got this whole new thing to hold over my head.
Now, if he makes the transfer, you will get Teddy.
Of course I remember him. He was buying shots for everyone.
Of course it is. We have his IDs and everything.
Of course, he's in the ice machine.
Of course.
OFFICER: He has been cleared. PHIL: Sounds good.
OFFICER: Of course. PHIL: Thank you.
OFFICER: Teddy doesn't speak.
OFFICER: This is Bangkok Police. Everybody down.
OFFICER: Yes, I have his paperwork here. PHIL: Okay.
Oh, all right.
Oh, fuck you, Alan.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, God, I never get to keep no monkeys.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. How bad?
Oh, here's something. There are 500,000 monks living in Thailand.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, you guys already got fucked up, didn't you?
Oh, jeez. Chow.
Oh, Jesus. Thank God. Doug's fine.
Oh, keep doing it!
Oh, look who it is.
Oh, look, you sunk my battleship.
Oh, my God, Alan. Your head.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Is he okay?
Oh, my word!
Oh, ****as. Okay.
Oh, no! They shot the monkey!
Oh, no.
Oh, rice pudding! What are you doing?
Oh, shit, look at my arm.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Stu, look at this.
Oh, thanks, Phil. My dad pays my rent.
Oh, that's so unnecessary.
Oh, well. Then fuck it.
Oh, yeah. Of course.
Oh, you having a bad day? Did you die?
Oh, you know. Dance for him. He tickle me. We had sex.
Oh, you know. My sperms.
Oh, you never do blow before?
Oh. Thank God. Doug found him.
Okay, good. Look at this.
Okay, how about this?
Okay, I got it.
Okay, listen. Uh, we have no clue what's going on here.
Okay, listen. We're just looking for a little kid.
Okay, no problem.
Okay, okay. I explain it all, okay?
Okay, so do you remember if he left with us?
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Okay? Then get the fuck back to work!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Guys.
Okay. Look, we'll handle this. You get back there.
Okay. Okay, I'll call you when we get there.

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