Dr. Ken - Season 1 Edit

A 12 year old Ken Park,

A are you using that fork?

A B&B, air or regular.

A better job at keeping it from you.

A bunch of Dr. Ken's growth hormones?

A cinny b for your old man.

A clean bill of health gets me nothing.

A cool paramedic would do it

A couple days.

A diabetes sniffing dog?

A different word for "cats."

A drug rep gave me these samples

A few more won't make a difference.

A floor model dishwasher?

A frying pan?

A fully accredited medical school,

A good song.

A hooker takes you up to your hotel room and robs you.

A jewelry store?

A jewelry store?

A jewelry store.

A little gruff?

A little pressure as I remove the tube.

A little something when I come to town.

A little whiter and a lot better.

A live show where you call in

A lot of my friends have gotten tattoos.

A lot of people are pretty into her show.

A lot of stuff for a lot of people.

A meeting of the minds.

A parents' lounge?!

A party on a weeknight? What is she, a rapper?

A PEB.

A phase? Adorable!

A pleasure to meet you? Where are we, Buckingham Palace?

A private boat that takes us to swim with the dolphins.

A rabies shot.

A real eye opener, even.

A respected business and yachtsman.

A reverse mortgage.

A super awesome doctor and my big bro.

A tattoo? Are you kidding me?!

A torrid yet emotionally unrequited romance.

A truck stop gift shop doesn't have this many ugly mugs.

A Turkish American?

A valet parker can learn a lot from a person from their car.

A very expensive band aid,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah.

About 10.

About an exciting development in my personal life.

About giving yourself up to the practice!

About how I don't do stuff

About how I proposed to Allison on Halloween.

About how much I'm gonna miss our children.

About how to treat people better,

About seeing Kevin McPale, aren't you?

About something so small that happened so long ago.

About taking food from strangers?

About the apartment in your building.

About the fake I.D. I saw in your purse.

About the sad state

About three misfits who crashed the wedding.

About what you said today in my office,

About yea high.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. She's Batman.

Accidentally hit on a lady cop,

According to this,

Actually, can we skip the foreplay?

Actually, he just sold his company

Actually, I'm not having fun.

Actually, if it was a cat instead...

Actually, it's just Chardonnay.

Actually, it's not that crazy, but it just might work!

Actually, it's Patrice.

Actually, no, seriously,

Actually, that's Korean for "hello."

Actually, they smell horrible.

Actually, you don't have to holler.

Actually, you were right.

Actually, you're defacing a mural that was commissioned

Admittedly, I may have waited a little long on that one.

Adult language, graphic violence,

After a pretty serious directional dispute.

After college,

After that party,

After the earthquake,

After tomorrow you no longer be a free man.

After tonight, we're gonna have a story

Again, all your pictures

Again, I got to throw a flag on "yacht."

Again, that's a whole different thing.

Again?

Again?

Again? Fine.

Aggressively racist.

Agreed

Ah da da. In the middle of something.

Ah ooh!

Ah, "The Perfect Storm."

Ah, all right, I get it.

Ah, already in the mail.

Ah, come on, bro!

Ah, Damona. My professional co worker.

Ah, he always says that.

Ah, hey, bae.

Ah, hey, Ken.

Ah, I just wanted to apologize for telling Pat

Ah, I'll take it later.

Ah, kind of saving that for a beach read.

Ah, never better.

Ah, our marriage was never stronger

Ah, some guy got sick after eating some dodgy ribs

Ah, the holidays... Stockings full of gifts,

Ah, tonight has just been horrible.

Ah, well, I recently tore my ACL in a conga line,

Ah, well, thank you.

Ah, well, thank you.

Ah, where would I go?

Ah, yes, my exact words

Ah, you got to have hobbies.

Ah, you know, I guess I could ditch the men's club.

Ah!

Ah! App's downloaded.

Ah! Cocaine!

Ah! Morgan's wife's not bad.

Ah! Okay.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Hey, Doc, I got my penguin suit for the show

Ah. I see they added a scarecrow

Ah. Small talk.

Ah. This says, "Carlos."

Ah. Well, he is handsome.

Ah. Well, put me down for one comp ticket.

Ah... dishwasher, vacuum.

Ah... good old PEB.

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha! So you're not gonna deny it.

Ahead of that by saying it was "no one else's idea."

Ahh, I know.

Ahh!

Ahh! That's me!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. Impressive.

Ahoy!

Al, Hawaii's great and all, but I was thinking,

Al, still not talking to me?

Alan Jazzy Jeff.

Alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream

All I ask is that you pay for materials.

All I have is my word, so...

All I know is

All I needed to do

All I'm saying is, if you schedule it,

All managers at Welltopia get an evaluation

All of the old stuff is out.

All right, all right, all right

All right, all right, all right, I'll see you when I see you.

All right, all right. Go on in, doc.

All right, but I'd love to hear it first.

All right, Dave, you can do this

All right, Dicky, get some rest...

All right, Dr. Park.

All right, everybody works through lunch.

All right, everybody.

All right, fine. I'll try it.

All right, he might take you into Gamer's Paradise.

All right, I deserved that.

All right, I have to go to work now.

All right, I'll give him the talk.

All right, I'll just tell you. Um...

All right, I'll make it happen.

All right, I'm sorry about earlier.

All right, just under the buzzer, yeah.

All right, let's get to it.

All right, move it along.

All right, now I'm going to do a series of coughs.

All right, now remember, the topic is heatstroke,

All right, quick announcement, people.

All right, stop begging.

All right, webmd bag.

All right, well, we're gonna have to circle back to that.

All right, what's going on? Why are you being weird?

All right, what's the matter?

All right, you guys, have fun.

All right! Okay, okay!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I won't talk to him.

All right. I'll go first.

All right. Is there more?

All right. Oh, my god.

All right. Who wants pizza?

All rise.

All the time we've been spending together,

All we'd need is a couple cans of paint.

All you've done is fix everything!

Alli?

Allison called me out for being a lapsed Korean,

Allison Kurumada

Allison said it could be anytime between 1:00 and 6:00.

Allison told me about your to do list.

Allison was furious at me

Allison, did you overlap me?

Allison, get that pilates toned ass in here.

Allison, I didn't mean..

Allison, I need...

Allison, I'm not gonna lie to you.

Allison, it's a sport, not a cartoon.

Allison, the verdict is in.

Allison, you sexy bitch.

Allison, you were right.

Allison! Big D!

Allison...

Allison... can I call you Allison?

Allison's gonna notice I'm not there.

Almost denied me my dream wedding.

Also known as the number three general practitioner

Also tased me.

Also...

Although I do think about Mary a lot.

Although I have a feeling Allison would be down for it.

Although if we could, I'd write this.

Although she overdoes it, she has good intentions.

Although Tammy did go blond, and it is no bueno.

Although, good color. Candy Apple?

Although, if it was sick sick, I'm sure you guys could heal it.

Always got me in people's business.

Always they suck.

Am I gonna pull through?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Am I wrong or does Wesley have, like, a Gosling quality?

Am I, Madonna Bronkowitz?

Amy stopped calling me "Mom" and started calling me "Sheryl."

An après walk pretzel at Wetzel's!

An attorney friend of mine is looking for

An expert medical witness for his trial tomorrow.

An interesting take on Thanksgiving here, yeah?

An invitation is an invitation.

An issue tunity.

An old friend of yours was at Welltopia today.

An unending chess match between two opposites

An... Appointment."

And "B," you're the reason we drink.

And "what are we gonna do about this sexual tension?"

And 10:30?

And a magnificent registered nurse."

And a trip to a B&B would just be a band aid...

And all these years,

And Allison doesn't even think we should...

And Allison starts in again about

And also confused by the question.

And applying it to save lives.

And are traveling solo,

And aren't deeds just for ranches?

And as soon as those smug bastards

And ask permission?

And asked me to be on her show.

And asked Phil for the day off for his kid's birthday.

And at some point,

And ATMs.

And attractive.

And because these activities take place beforehand,

And bedtime for you.

And bedtime is 10:30 go willingly.

And before you do, let me tell you, I'm sorry,

And being there for your kids when they need you.

And believe me, I'd also like to get into a ring

And bitch and moan to me about it, but continue.

And bring a snack,

And buy you some cockles."

And call it neighborhood revitalization.

And change your name to Wife Number Five?

And Christmas came early to Welltopia that year.

And complain about people like Pat.

And compliments on my weekend wear.

And create Frankenstein.

And Damona is going to say something.

And Damona said you would never... you know what?

And Dave seems to have turned their port a potty

And dead people and stuff.

And do it, but... if I can't, then the dream is gone.

And doesn't deserve you.

And don't forget that body of yours belongs to both of us.

And don't give him anything to drink.

And Dr. Ken was there with that other nurse,

And Dr. Park...

And each other.

And educate her about what it does to people

And eight jars of kimchi?

And end it for good.

And ethnically inappropriate dreadlocks.

And every prostitute is someone's daughter.

And everyone's happy to see him?

And expect me not to do that.

And experiencing it.

And faked a family emergency.

And fire a 2 inch framing nail...

And for her ability to brainwash our kids

And from now on, you will call him Dave,

And get more lemon cookies?

And get you home just as soon as I can.

And get your warning light fixed.

And give our daughter the grounding of a lifetime.

And giving me tips on my lawn

And go back to appliance world, okay, pal?

And go light on the cheese.

And got down on one knee.

And Grandpa installed it himself.

And guess what. They brought their stink eye.

And hang those curtains in our old house?

And have we talked about anything else ever since?

And have you done something with your hair?

And he didn't call or text?

And he didn't even need to be changed.

And he fixed the ice maker

And he gets to stay up late. Oh, he's gonna love it!

And he gobbled down an entire slice.

And he has shrunk on me.,

And he stepped on a rusty nail.

And he told me you like to take a week off in July

And he's re checking every wire and hose.

And he's still single...

And he's, like, this crossfit maniac.

And helped her apply to med school.

And Henry called to see if I was available,

And hijack her book club

And his face turned the color of an angry Wyoming sunset,

And hopefully this time,

And hotter.

And how not to control my temper!

And how one of them more or less cleaned out the raw bar.

And I am so proud of you.

And I am so proud of you.

And I assume your wife's a real smoke show.

And I beat you to the punch.

And I brought bagels.

And I could tell

And I did not correct her.

And I did not know that you were

And I did not mean for that to sound as horrible as it did.

And I did... six years ago.

And I don't feel like enduring any more of his barbs.

And I don't think I'm ever gonna like you.

And I don't want any of your usual pushback.

And I drove straight into a parked car.

And I gave it to you

And I got shut down by all of them.

And I got super lost, so I panicked

And I got you.

And I guess the wheels kind of came off.

And I had a feeling one of those misfits was you.

And I had quite a night.

And I have all your social security numbers.

And I I got nervous and panicked,

And I just didn't want to risk anything

And I just have to deal with it?

And I knew you would be. You're welcome.

And I knew you wouldn't let me go if you didn't meet him first.

And I know I have the flu"?

And I know you get grumpy when you don't eat,

And I lost it.

And I love you more than ever

And I love you so much.

And I mean like a mom mom,

And I need at least four hours of rest.

And I need to get them all together.

And I no longer have to look at the parade of men

And I only have 3% battery left.

And I realized, while I needed a change,

And I really want to see you guys more.

And I said we should back off, but you couldn't let it go?

And I said you could pick the water chestnuts

And I started mixing things up and forgetting things.

And I studied your X ray for an hour,

And I think I've been spending too much time on his damn boat.

And I think your name is surprisingly beautiful.

And I thought that maybe, just maybe,

And I want to see how resentful the locals are.

And I want you to tell me what you think it represents.

And I wanted to ask you to come and be on the show.

And I wanted to make sure you approved of him.

And I wanted to see the look on your face

And I wanted to show it off to you

And I was also like, "how is this happening to me?"

And I was distracted, and Pat took one off my desk.

And I was dressed as America's sexiest judge...

And I was dressed in a way

And I was like, "no, we got to give her some freedom."

And I was like, "you get out of here!"

And I was not impressed.

And I was supposed to go to the WNBA draft.

And I was thinking that maybe I could be your... Person.

And I went there because I took a different path.

And I will give you two extra vacation days

And I would appreciate it if you treated me as such.

And I would prefer it

And I, Ken Park, your resident resident

And I'll be spending my first solo Turkey Day

And I'm a badass mom!

And I'm always your buffer.

And I'm assuming no diversity brunch.

And I'm getting "rushmored" so hard right now.

And I'm here to stand up for them.

And I'm just not ready for him to grow up yet.

And I'm just worried... loser says, "What?"

And I'm like, "who wants ice cream?"

And I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer.

And I'm not threatened by that.

And I'm sick of it.

And I'm sure he'll be cool with it, too,

And I'm the early favorite to bring home a daddy.

And I'm the police's number one suspect.

And I'm thrilled you're healthy,

And I'm very sorry to tell you that...

And I'm, like, so nervous.

And I've always been the one

And I've got nothing

And I've really enjoyed

And if I don't?

And if she says she's studying, that's where she is.

And if that goes well, you can give me one.

And if there's a dance break, we prefer that you dance.

And if we ever did find anything,

And if we told her,

And if weak and desperate makes you happy,

And if you hold onto it for too long,

And if you let me, you would see

And if you think you can just walk in here and...

And if you're a drug seeker looking to score some Vicodin,

And if you're a fan of my comedy... and I know I am...

And is it super heavy?

And it always falls on me.

And it did not disappoint.

And it had been two hours.

And it made me physically ill

And it never went away.

And it ran for way too long.

And it really did help me see the stage better, so...

And it was very nice of you to invite me.

And it won't soon be forgotten.

And it's a great story.

And it's almost April.

And it's like you don't even want to be here.

And it's much closer to the dog groomers

And it's not easy to share the spotlight.

And it's not working now.

And it's probably gonna drive a motorcycle.

And it's so crazy that it just might work!

And it's two blocks away.

And just crush him!

And just why do you think Dave's so funny?

And Ken's chair.

And last Friday, we took it to the next level.

And last night, he took a bag of Snickers to bed with him.

And let me tell you... that was some of the best

And let you all know

And let's do our Halloween as planned.

And Li'l Cookie play ball every Thursday.

And look! He even gave me my own tool belt.

And Madison wanted to trade with me,

And make sure he's in bed by 10:00.

And make sure there's some bourbon in the ambulance.

And make sure you turn his fan on high,

And Mario Mario?

And maybe refer her to another therapist.

And messed it up so bad, he and mom almost broke up.

And Molly and I did the heart thing to each other.

And Molly was like, "What is it, Dad?"

And Monday was the right call.

And most of all, I know and appreciate all you do for me.

And Muggsy Bogues in "Of Mice and Men."

And my doctor's Dr. Wendi, Dr. Wendi?

And my heart is pounding through my chest.

And my judgment's kind of impaired.

And my wife thinks you're hot, so back off!

And my wig needs at least six.

And new ideas are embraced.

And no one to dance with, I took action.

And not a booster seat like last time.

And not that anyone's asking me,

And not to pile on, but you did not fill that out, either.

And now he doesn't even want to do it anymore.

And now he is spinning in a chair!

And now I got a decent parking spot

And now I have hats for everyone in the audience!

And now it's all going away.

And now it's making kind of a clicking sound.

And now she's forcing me to wear this monitor all night.

And now we have a proposal story that we both like to tell.

And now we're going to the mall,

And now you know why I want to go to Mars.

And now you need?

And now you're in a box? Really?

And now you've become a kind of pushover

And now, as a special treat for heatstroke week,

And now, I am so sorry to kick you out,

And now, if you'll excuse me,

And only two of them were ladies.

And other monoamine transmitters in your blood stream,

And our couple's bed.

And our Uber driver Varis is here!

And out came the outfit from Jared's "before" picture.

And people take it really seriously.

And perform at the Funny Bone in El Paso."

And picks the absolute best time to make a point.

And playing with my cats.

And please don't take this the wrong way,

And possibly lose your medical license.

And posted a scathing review of a carpet store on Yelp.

And pot.

And pretended Dave was terminally ill.

And probably some drink vouchers.

And puffing.

And remember... gas stations good for getting gas,

And repetitive shows out there,

And say, "I already got the job."

And second of all, that toenail was jacked up!

And severe abdominal pain?

And shared some very regressive thoughts on the WNBA.

And she can't even walk down an aisle by herself?

And she doesn't know how much cheese I like.

And she got "Her"... period.

And she takes me into the exam room,

And she would love that.

And she's been waiting for three hours.

And she's gonna be blown away.

And she's not signing a darn thing

And show me how to file these?

And significantly more Samoan.

And since Dr. Park seems to have so much to say,

And smash him with a frying pan.

And so I'm glad Molly found...

And so, so much linen.

And some kind of device

And sometimes the difference is only like a day.

And starting criticizing my work.

And take care of "uh binness."

And take the consequences.

And Tammy could never be Avery, but if Avery wanted,

And tell Dave about sex

And tell her next time there's a bubble in my top coat,

And tell her you refuse to shake what she gave you?

And tell her you're not cooperating.

And tell them, "my name is Dave Park,

And tell you that your car was on fire.

And terrifying experience of my young life

And that brick used my colon as a runway.

And that day's not today.

And that hollow experience that we stumbled upon together,

And that includes the time I flew back from tampa

And that includes when my grandmother met Justin Bieber.

And that is fo' sho.

And that is what I'd like to be called."

And that was after I got nabbed for an illegal u ey,

And that was three years ago.

And that'll harsh my zen.

And that's how I met Stephen Dorff.

And that's how you do that.

And that's our cue.

And that's what I'm gonna do

And that's what you call a Park negotiation

And that's why nobody should talk about anything to anybody.

And that's why... ahhhh!

And the anchor is dragging

And the best doctor/performer in The Valley doing his things.

And the bow is twice as big as the one in the picture.

And the cause is this special lady right here.

And the claw!

And the emergency room is always packed,

And the entire first season of "Magnum, P.I."

And the gal with the, uh, the voice of a...

And the Internet connection?

And the line is past our driveway.

And the mayor's in charge of the city, so...

And the mortification of Damona Watkins starts now.

And the only alcohol they got is the kind you can't drink.

And the only one who didn't live happily ever after?

And the parking's impossible.

And the physical scars are healing,

And the police made us pay a fine.

And the principal called the S.W.A.T. Team.

And the rearview mirror isn't for applying makeup.

And the small intestine

And the small intestine.

And the tissue that line the stomach

And the tissue that lines the stomach

And the whole legal system and, uh, uh...

And then an after after party, which...

And then go running back to their ex wives.

And then he got totally wasted

And then he texted me back, "No!"

And then hear what she has to say.

And then I fell asleep on my kitchen counter.

And then I just have to leave?

And then I needed to go home and make mac and cheese.

And then I overheard somebody talking

And then I tried on a pair of earrings

And then subtly hint

And then that raccoon disrespected me!

And then we'll be out of your fantastic hair.

And then when I got home,

And then you would wake me up and make me go in?

And there are 32 more "um" s.

And there is nothing that's gonna stand in the way

And there it is!

And there were some irregular beats

And there's no meat in this?

And there's no reason for anyone

And they all dumped me because of it.

And they invited me to play.

And they put it at the opposite end of the mall

And they were draining an abscess,

And they were underage.

And they're doing all you can eat pancakes.

And they're gonna run a story about you guys.

And they're working Saturdays?

And they've had similar effects on me.

And this big one is when we found out

And this green key goes to Mr. Dr. Ken's office,

And this is for you.

And this is my saddle burger giddy up card.

And this is stuff!

And this is what he wants to do.

And this key goes to a locker at the airport

And this key goes to a locker at the airport

And this new vegan place just opened.

And this number here...

And those surgeons will be

And Tiffany got everything.

And to think, you're the one who wanted him out in the street

And to you, sir.

And tofu banh mi...

And tomorrow's my day off.

And tried to leave the stand.

And trust me, I am never gonna drink,

And two kids

And two kids.

And two years went by.

And unnecessarily French.

And walked out with a floor model.

And way more money and are more attractive?

And we can turn their rooms into home gyms.

And we heard fireworks.

And we would just love it

And we'll go hit Saddle Burger.

And we'll talk it out over dinner?

And we're all going paintballing Saturday.

And we're gonna do it again soon.

And we're gonna keep that way, I mean,

And we're gonna take care of her.

And we're really gonna miss you guys.

And we're supposed to have sex on Tuesday.

And what about when you needed those three days

And what did you do?

And what if the Wi Fi is spotty?

And when I asked for toilet seat covers,

And when I do show up at the right one,

And when I get home,

And when I went to congratulate Dr. Tuttle,

And when you do, who knows?

And where do they eat?

And why are you being so creative about it?

And why the cocktail napkins say "Mr. and Mrs. Tutupu."

And WiFi.

And yet you are just glaring at me.

And you accidentally took

And you are going to apologize to the customer

And you are heading into hour number two with Mrs. Heller.

And you could have taught them about their Korean heritage,

And you didn't even notice.

And you didn't think it all the way through.

And you have a gorgeous head of TV hair.

And you have this mischievous elf like quality

And you hope to get a second opinion,

And you know if Molly had gotten a Korean tattoo,

And you know what you did.

And you know what, Al?

And you know what? It is your loss!

And you know what? You can do this.

And you know what's so cool about this place

And you know who I have to thank?

And you never let me forget it!

And you once dragged me to see Dikembe Mutombo

And you really don't want yours to be mime,

And you said, "not now, son. We'll do it later."

And you should probably also know

And you spoiled it with one careless mouth fart.

And you stroll in here bragging about your new valet spot

And you thought you saw him smile.

And you took the necessary steps to make it right.

And you were buying a kayak online.

And you were right, Clark.

And you were so excited to go to Disneyland?

And you will call me Mrs. Pork. Got it?

And you, uh...

And you'd be doing me a huge solid

And you're gonna be great.

And you're gonna be kissing or stalking your boyfriend

And you're gonna get me out of here without a shot, right?

And you're having trouble getting up the stairs.

And you're hijacking Thanksgiving.

And you're right.

And your EKG shows tachycardia with PVCs.

And your fancy jacket, Mr. Suede.

And your mystery virus is a hangover.

And your pulse is 110 beats per minute.

And your show is even better than hers.

And, "B," we are not in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

And, "You like a boy?"

And, Clark, get me some Nutter Butters.

And, everybody else, if you could just pretend

And, fun fan fact,

And, if necessary, a big kid named Hugo

And, in general, what is the efficacy of that treatment?

And, in the spirit of things you said you'd do,

And, like, those Chinese cartoon movies.

And, of course, Molly couldn't leave him here alone.

And, oh, FYI, we've installed security cameras

And, oh, good luck picking your tux.

And, uh, apparently he is blowing up.

And, uh, I I just want you to know that, uh...

And, uh, you know, I'm taking my med school degree

And, well, have you seen Pat's office in a while?

And, yeah, I know Damona and I boned a bunch of times,

And, you know what, those people you call "lowers,"

And, you know, Dave was in,

And?

And?