Scrubs - Season 4 Edit

A 900 pound woman lost a pound and a half

A balloon ride, lunch by the beach and my first carnival.

A baseball player.

A basic heart block, but someone took the time

A black guy breaking into a country club.

A boy needs a father who loves him.

A child arrived just the other day

A clean knife!

A few minutes away from walking towards the light.

A guy can't travel 800 miles on a bus with a cake to say, "How're things"?

A guys walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

A hook, if you will.

A hot air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt.

A husband who asked his wife, after 36 hours of labour,

A little club soda will take that right out.

A little confused considering I have four brothers.

A little unpredictable, but I'm getting some good heat.

A look in your eye that says

A lot of married couples hit roadblocks the first year,

A lot of things bother you.

A lot of times, the answer is about sacrifice.

A lot's been going on the last two weeks.

A magnifying glass?

A man has to have his limits.

A man just fainted over there. Are you a doctor?

A meal and an hour in your massage chair?

A mild sedative fell into his juice box.

A patient, Kylie. Horrible car accident.

A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.

A sharp legal mind

A shaved chest, tiny t shirts, and the eyes of a madman.

A super medical crime fighting team, I felt lousy

A talking box

A two year old shouldn't be able to do this.

A very good stain.

A young pregnant woman could barely make it to the hospital.

About being called fatties, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos,

About gangs and friend stealing. Peace out.

About how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex.

About how people fall in love...

About the way this marriage thing has worked out,

Absolutely loved the leg warmers.

Absolutely. Not a problem. I'm real good at rehab.

Aces. And I'm guessing that's because his significant other...

Actually, I've noticed that.

Actually, it's just "call Tur."

Actually, Kylie, I... I can't tonight.

Actually, my last name isn't Turkelton. It's just Turk, as in Chris Turk.

Actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.

Actually, no.

Actually, no. I almost drowned diving for a nickel,

Actually, sir, it's a horse with a sword on his head.

Actually, Turk, you are slightly Cox ish.

Actually, we decided to take a little break.

Acute intermittent porphyria!

Adios, assface.

Adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story.

Admit it or not, you have a personal stake in his future.

Admit we're not even, or I'll make you pay.

Admittedly, I lost my cool here.

Adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school

Affect your professional life.

After about two seconds, I could tell how proud he was of you.

After all, misery loves camaraderie.

After getting more involved, I found out Mr Marks' son

After he said there was no hope, didn't you both work harder?

After sharing a quick victory dance with Roland, the heavy set orderly,

After she chipped her tooth there last week.

After spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets

After spreading half a tube

After the fire marshal closed down the bar,

After the tour! What is it with you and the underpass?

After two hours of roboting I was parched.

After two years with that guy, I'm like, "That's enough!" You know?

After work, of course.

After you sat in it for 20 minutes.

Again, last night.

Agreed.

Ah, Malik. Lots of memories in that old car.

Air balling, insulin needing existence,

Akbar, Akbar, Akbar.

All along the banks of the River Styx.

All because I'm scared to ask myself the questions.

All four years.

All he did the whole time was shoot me in the face.

All I care about is whether or not this twitch goes away.

All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!

All of you know I'm not one to toot my own horn, but...

All of you, slap your faces.

All right

All right

All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.

All right, come on up, Per!

All right, everybody, watch your backs! Skin doctor coming through!

All right, fine, I'm a little rougher than you are, but guess what?

All right, fine, let's call the cops.

All right, fine. What do you think Gregory's doing right now?

All right, give it to him. You know he deserves it.

All right, Jack, listen to me.

All right, just put on your mean face, and order shall be restored.

All right, knuckleheads. I need one of you to win this talent show.

All right, look, from now on, we're calling this roof A.

All right, look. Barbie...

All right, look...

All right, love.

All right, now, before we start,

All right, people, I believe we're done here.

All right, that's it

All right, then. Before we jump into rounds,

All right, what the hell is goin' on?

All right, you three can go in.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's do this!

All right. No more squawk box, but Per,

All righty. Point proving time.

All that deep breathing. I hate breathing.

All the best. Ooh! Let it happen.

All the live ones get a good look, they start toeing that line.

All the way from the parking lot. I told you I could do it!

All we need to do is thread an angioplasty balloon past the bulb...

All you do is have sex and he'll forgive you. If I have sex with him,

All you do is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

All you have to do is say, "I'm sorry," high five him, and go...

All you're doing is raising their hopes.

Allergic to preserves, but he spread them on everything, you know?

Almost there.

Also comes in day glo pink?"

Also the sex could be a little impersonal.

Also, I had to draw upon my medical experience to get Mr Radford out of bed.

Although I did move them into my new pyjama closet.

Although I did move them into my new pyjama closet.

Am I going to remember this? Of course I am

Am I going to reward it? Not a chance.

Am I gonna get out of here in time for Christmas?

Am I impressed by your moxie? You betcha.

Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys

Am I too much of a wimp?

Am I wrong, Elliot, or is that the kind of cough that needs a chest x ray?

Ambrosia

Amen, brother.

And a great big congratulations on your ongoing streak

And a lot of times you feel like a little girl in a big gal's body.

And a single tear on my cheek.

And all registered Independents. Between us, we've got it covered.

And an older doctor with a wealth of experience.

And another man realised it's OK to be a decent human being for once.

And appreciate the time he'd given him,

And around here, nice people don't always get better.

And as the ultimate act of betrayal, you will do it

And as useful in medical situations as an un potty trained labradoodle,

And at times like that, it's comforting to know

And Betty needs you, pal. Come on. Do it.

And by good time, she means bumping uglies.

And by yelling at the football players on my TV screen.

And can I get a number two, no sour cream?

And can only assume it's something to do

And chug a Fosters every time they say "g'day."

And considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks,

And correctly diagnosed him with Lyme carditis.

And cried for 20 minutes." Be warned.

And defrosted our dinner with your sweaty hands for a joke?

And doc dusting.

And doing everything shy of picking up your sundress from the cleaners.

And don't think he hasn't asked.

And don't worry about John Dorian because I may be poor in pocket,

And don't you forget who put that tyre on

And Dr Dorian, you should be making $10 less.

And Dr Reid liked what he saw.

And driving around Florida with your left hand blinker on.

And enjoy the game?

And even though it wasn't planned, I'm actually happy

And every other patient in this ICU?

And every other patient in this ICU?

And famous for alcoholism and clam chowder.

And feel bad about not being with her kids.

And figure out what's wrong with Ms Kasuba, seeing as you're her doctor

And finally, a dose of fear.

And finished.

And for Elliot and I,

And for God's sakes, get Murphy outta here.

And for some reason feels like she's connected with you.

And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore.

And for the love of God, honey,

And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.

And found the courage to do the same.

And from now on, if you have a problem with me,

And gather my things quietly, starting with my cable box.

And gave him an emergency trach.

And gets a look at my hand polished Porsche,

And getting gonorrhoea to me using your soap.

And giant man feet aren't dancer material.

And give blonde doctor a big thumbs up, or I'm gonna take the same soda,

And giving her to Turk, I had toyed with fate.

And go find my doctor.

And grind it Grind it, grind it

And hammers don't get to know nails.

And he can't find a paperclip in the entire house.

And he ends up a car thief.

And he haemorrhaged and died.

And he haemorrhaged and died.

And he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level.

And he just woke up from his coma.

And he knows once I'm up I can't go back to sleep.

And he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly.

And he still thinks his band can make it,

And he told me that you don't need him as much anymore,

And he'd be pretty pissed if I didn't come to him first.

And he'll be on his way.

And he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist

And here I thought that was a lovely evening.

And here's Nurse Tisdale's phone number.

And his fake real dad, but as I watched Gregory

And hope that being a good guy pays off.

And hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family.

And how old would you say he was when you started this procedure?

And how'd you do that?

And Hugh Jackman.

And I actually got you a little something

And I am a doctor.

And I am not going to just wait for Mr Cheng to die.

And I am not kidding you.

And I can't help you

And I clearly wasn't asking a question, Neena.

And I decided to pull some strings for the guy...

And I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.

And I don't kiss nice.

And I don't like shift switching. It's too hard to say.

And I have a dentist appointment that got moved to Tuesday at 4 pm.

And I have got to believe that the two of us together, together, Dan,

And I have heard every tired, recycled putdown you have in you.

And I kept my promise.

And I kind of wish it had gone the other way, you know?

And I know she loves our son, Jack, with all her heart,

And I know some toilets flush upward...

And I know you would never do anything

And I know... I know that there are guys who bring flowers

And I must have it.

And I need this to happen so I can... Hey, over here. I need this to happen

And I need to find a black haired, soulless bottom feeder.

And I never really believed that you would or that you could.

And I realised I should've been the one to take that hit, not Carla.

And I really thought I hit the jackpot when I finally met a woman

And I splattered his shirt with blood.

And I take the positive energy back to Carla.

And I threatened his residents under penalty of death not to page him.

And I used that to sleep with all those mothers.

And I was a cutter for a week in high school.

And I was wondering if I could observe you.

And I will bring a child into this world when I am ready,

And I'd hate to ship him off to his grandparents'.

And I'll contritely turn around and walk out

And I'll do it without firing a single person.

And I'll get that hug.

And I'll say, "Crap, I gotta go."

And I'm bettin' that you do,

And I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too.

And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

And I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt.

And I'm not the type to make decisions

And I'm still pulling 16 hour shifts,

And I've been talking to my rabbi lately about me finally getting circumcised.

And I've seen debilitating pain.

And if any of you cows, goats or ducks have any questions,

And if I win, I get his Porsche.

And if it breaks, he's going to need surgery, and if you perform it,

And if you still need someone to blame, why don't you try blaming yourself?

And insist that everybody call me Mrs Haberdasher.

And it annoys the hell out of him,

And it turned out Turk wasn't the only one.

And it will be burned into your conscience forever.

And it works great. See?

And it'll look good too.

And it's gone away so quickly.

And it's more fun that way. See? You go...

And it's no good to hide it from me cos I got keys to everything.

And it's snoozeville for me.

And just exactly how does that usually work out for you?

And just keep your eye on the road. What do you say?

And just like that, it was time for the moment of truth.

And just like that, we all knew who had won.

And just tear it apart.

And just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy.

And know how far he would get.

And last but not least, there was the surgeon

And Laverne told me that Nurse Tisdale

And lower the health code rating from an "A" to a "B"?

And make it so the only way you'll be able to eat pie is through a straw.

And makes you look like a prehistoric camel.

And maybe you could tell him what it's like.

And me having a Super Bowl ring removed from my oesophagus.

And mine's made out to the co chief resident,

And Miss Myers really liked her old face.

And my architect so we can populate the room with useless people.

And my hair's sexy messy.

And my idea of getting it all back by charging $100 for a piece of cake

And my neighbour gets his paper in the nude.

And my serve still has no pop. No zip, I tell ya

And needs to be tied down? You have to ask these questions, right?

And news flash, your job is to catch whatever they're flinging.

And nine months ago, I hugged my son,

And no matter how I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my life.

And not feel that I have to run in after him and check on everything.

And not hold him by the haunches? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.

And not the pretty one.

And nothing is quite as daunting as our good guy test.

And now he thinks you're this despicable floozy ho excuse for a doctor.

And now I need you to do the honours.

And now we are right back on your son again.

And now, of course, he has to live in fear of when he will kill.

And now, with your help, I'm gonna rub it in his face, OK?

And now...

And of course, the classic:

And on the off chance you said yes, I'd be ready to snuggle,

And once before that.

And own up to what I did.

And pineapples?

And please don't even get me started on you four surgeons

And PS, a real strong showing for a chief resident candidate.

And put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need.

And relied on you every day to get me through it.

And reveal the short sleeved nerd jersey lurking beneath.

And roll all around in it.

And says, "I think I'm a moth."

And seeing as no one in the history of this germbox

And sent him outside. Now I can't find him.

And she rolled over me like Enid's wheelchair over Baxter's tail.

And she so desperately wants to marry you.

And she starts pulling down her skirt.

And she wasn't gonna leave the hospital.

And she'll forgive you for dumping her

And she's been in the ICU for three days.

And she's just been gravelled.

And since I broke Elliot's heart, I was trying to smooth things over.

And since I dumped her, we weren't getting along great.

And sings like a young Joan Baez.

And so here I am, a guy in an empty apartment with a dead dog.

And so, by the power vested in me

And someone will be getting mowed down.

And sometimes a plan can fall apart just as quickly.

And sometimes even a pie just for doing my job.

And sometimes even the best of men can go awry.

And sometimes lash. But the hours we work, it's...

And sometimes the bad guy is a disease that you didn't stand a chance against.

And spell out the score.

And start making love. Love you..

And stick your hand up in the air

And sure enough, that little lady gives me the waist hug from her wheelchair.

And swizzle up the dizzle for my... bee ai itch..."

And tell us how this was gonna end.

And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits.

And that he needs to lose, like, 900 pounds.

And that ice princess is his attorney!

And that used to be fine when she came for five minutes

And that was my best moment in medicine.

And that would hopefully lead to, but necessarily require,

And that.

And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch

And that's Mr Radford falling back into bed,

And that's when I realised I would never be strong enough

And that's when I saw Kylie.

And the day just got better from there.

And the dentist says, "I'm a general dentist,

And the doctors actually listened to me.

And the hot women that would never actually marry them".

And the lesser known,

And the overall devastation of my self esteem.

And the owner of the main house is just great.

And the owner of those horses you killed.

And the success of those plans can take even the most hardened men by surprise.

And the taking of his college sweetheart to the Bahamas

And the truth was he did understand.

And the weird thing is, Johnny, he captures the mood of the room.

And their dead stuffed dog. What's the step down?

And then flashes me the sad doe eyes

And then I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.

And then I said something stupid.

And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.

And then something surprising happened.

And then the music plays. In my head, it sounds like this:

And then there's Judy. Been here 30 years.

And then they kiss?

And then train her to do this procedure in the time it's taken you to finish it.

And then we have sex? Then we have sex, OK

And then we'll see what you do and do not remember!

And then you'd come back here, swinging for the fences.

And then, for some reason, I thought about the circus.

And there are guys who write love songs.

And there are guys who write love songs.

And there it was. Great doctors don't break oaths

And there were nights in the service when it didn't sound far fetched,

And there's no way I'd ever give you my cell phone number,

And they've got my keys.

And things did slow down

And this is for idiot number two.

And this is Randal.

And this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before,

And thought about what your best moment in medicine was.

And tightened those lug nuts, Martha.

And to be honest with you...

And to prove my point,

And today I gotta do a colectomy on that guy.

And triathletes come in and drop dead at 20.

And trust me, he'll make you pay.

And urine sample, you can get about anything.

And validate his most ridiculous of career choices

And waited for someone to come through that door

And want to talk about it.

And we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture.

And we knew you'd be here. We want you back.

And we're gonna be reunited this weekend. You can paraphrase.

And we've broken her.

And what am I supposed to do

And what do you do when every fibre of your being

And what is up with these ridiculously tiny bowls?

And when I work out when I get to work.

And when that finger of blame points in my direction,

And when the truth comes out,

And when you're not talking, I'm betting you're thinking about talking

And why are you limping?

And winds up with you shattering some old man's hand.

And you being cuddly as an un potty trained labradoodle

And you brought a handsome buck

And you know what it said?

And you know you don't improvise well.

And you look amazing!

And you must be the Irish brother.

And you never told her you were married?

And you reminded him that people are basically good?

And you said it wasn't? Well, I was right.

And you try to guess which one it is, huh?

And you were going to tell him this after you had a sticky bun?

And you, my friend, are a walking disaster. Shall we?

And you'll be squared away.

And you're afraid if you're open to her about it,

And you're just too normal.

And you're naked.

And you've yet to use the words "make" or "out."

And your Mr Milligan...

And, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman

And, Margo, I found your birth mother.

And, Mr Phillips, do you exercise?

And, of course, bet on them.

And, of course, Christopher the human honeycomb.

And, of course, the always popular resident kabuki theatre.

And, of course, the one thing you can always count on

And, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch

And, son, lately your colouring's been sloppy and your Elmo Song, well,

And, usually, those two hells are kept pretty separate

And, well, death blinked.

And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable.

And... Bam!

And... skin mould.

Angry black man. It never disappoints.

Answer it.

Any chance I could get one of these filled with Guinness?

Any guy'd kill to have sex with Molly. Hell, I'd kill to have sex with Molly.

Any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhoea?!

Any of them'd give about anything to be able to sashay off this planet.

Any other questions, smart guy?

Anybody got any extra ketchup packets?

Anybody seen Mr Jennings file? Oh, here it is.

Anybody want some chocolate?

Anyhoo, what do you think your dad is doing right now?

Anything for you, you know that.

Anytime a doctor disrespects me, I respond with a little note.

Anyway,

Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots.

Anyway, I knew what I had to do.

Anyway, I need you to give up this thing.

Anyway, I was also going through a divorce.

Anyway, I worry that sometimes when I'm tense,

Anyway, I'm not gonna tell anyone about this because unlike you...

Anyway, Judy Keenan told me that she would also cut her hair off.

Anyway, one of you two is going to speak at Grand Rounds today.

Anyway, that's how I wound up with the nickname Roller Moler.

Anyway, the best thing about my new job is that I command a lot more respect.

Anyway, the person who reached out to Molly was Elliot.

Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position...

Anyway, yeah...

Apparently she can't get enough of it at home. Right? Right?

Apparently there was some sort of election held recently.

Apparently, the irony wasn't lost on him, either.

Apple thieves.

Are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony?

Are looking to bend you over a chair in court.

Are some combination of sponge, bath, and my big white ass,

Are the guys here that bad?

Are there iron sheep hopping around Scotland?

Are they shooting a "geeks of Sacred Heart" calendar out here?

Are we playing pillow feet again?

Are when one of the parties doesn't realise they're in a fight.

Are you actually asking my opinion?

Are you an idiot?

Are you coming in or what?

Are you crazy? No, Turk. I...

Are you doing this because I forgot to shave?

Are you Dr Dorian?

Are you familiar with Mr David Brinkley?

Are you familiar with Sacred Heart's community service program?

Are you going to roll over?

Are you gonna do the procedure on my father or not?

Are you humming the Let's All Go To the Movies song?

Are you kidding me? I read their files.

Are you kidding me? I'm gonna wear this the rest of my life.

Are you looking at my boy, Davey?

Are you OK here?

Are you OK?

Are you sure I don't need my gallbladder?

Are you swanning this guy?

Are you the surgical consult?

Are you tryin' to smile?

Are you trying to convince me to do something you already did?

Are you trying to make me jealous? You know you're my gal.

Aren't you gonna be late to meet Carla?

Around here everyone's looking to prove themselves.

Around here, every time you round a corner,

Around here, there's always one person that'll come through for you.

As "I am a married woman whose self esteem has plummeted

As a couple, when you reach a roadblock, you can do one of two things:

As a doctor, you get good at piecing things together.

As a parting gift, I will tell you this:

As a psychiatrist I should be there when Miss Myers' bandages get removed,

As a smoking hottie anymore.

As a surgeon, the more detached I am, the more focused.

As doctors to tell someone if there is a problem.

As doctors, we always take patients' histories,

As every piece of food I'd put into my body

As far as me being scared about you telling him that I'm full of crap...

As for me, I didn't have to say anything and he knew

As for me, I just didn't want Turk to know that he'd hurt my feelings.

As for me, it was my relationships that got me through my residency.

As for me, seeing Jake come back and do the right thing

As for me...

As for my family, we had our own way of breaking the news.

As I felt the onslaught of a vicious tongue cramp,

As I fondled Katya, my pillow girlfriend,

As I gangsta leaned down the hallway

As I sat there letting my interns do all my work,

As I stood there confused but enjoying

As I understand it, you just talked my sister into ending her life.

As I was contemplating how easy it would be to make my first fatal mistake,

As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off and thought about how Lonnie

As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon,

As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic,

As long as it's got four wheels and air conditioning, I'm happy.

As long as it's under three seconds and I don't feel breath on my neck.

As long as you're friends again.

As much as Hooch loved us, it was even better to see Turk happy.

As tactless as it was to yell that in a room full of very sick people,

As Turk and I recuperated from our big chair swap,

As you'll be playin' the role of arm candy.

As your friend, I'm telling you that if you want him to keep grow,

Ask Betty why he's such a girly girl.

Ask Johnson. He's loaded.

Ask me in 20 minutes.

At 14 Maple Drive, apartment 4B.

At 14 Maple Drive, apartment 4B.

At 15, my parents threatened the same thing.

At a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.

At first I was disappointed I wasn't sleeping at Kylie's,

At first, but now that it's a hospital mystery, every jackass in the joint

At least he married one.

At least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them!

At Sacred Heart, you get to work with some of the finest doctors.

At some point during your residency, you will screw up, they will die

At that John Denver haircut you're sporting.

At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

At the end of the day, the best thing to do is to be honest.

At which point, Carla is gonna page me,

At worst, I thought maybe he had a bad case of bronchitis.

Attention, staff. One of our hospital's board members is coming in as a patient.

Avast, matey! Shut your scupper and bury your steel!

Aw, stupid nap!

Awesome afro.

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Babe, do you want some hot fudge sugar sauce?

Baby, a Mini Cooper?

Baby, check this out.

Baby, don't be mad. You know about surgeons.

Baby, from here on out, I hide nothing from you.

Baby, I don't have to answer this.

Baby, I feel fine.

Baby, I know you don't want to return the scooters.

Baby, I was quiet last night.

Baby, I'm not gonna be able to make therapy tonight.

Baby, if you call Turk, you get Turk.

Baby, look at you. Please go see our doctor.

Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.

Baby, since we've got married,

Baby, so I didn't know which one was yours, so I grabbed all of them.

Baby, that took, like, 20 seconds. How'd you do that so quickly?

Baby, that's... That's one of the reasons why I cry,

Baby, what the hell?!

Baby, what's going on with you?

Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time,

Baby, you have to take this job.

Baby, you know you're my world.

Baby!

Baby?

Baby?

Baby.

Baby.

Baby. Baby!

Baby. Forget dinner. I'll make you a homemade picnic basket.

Baby. Yeah, I'm not going to make our next kiss.

Back off there, lady.

Back off!

Back to the transplant.

Back to your room, Mr Johnson. You got one ventricle.

Backwash.

Bad day.

Bake bread or gab across the fence with neighbour Marge.

Band that sang Rosanna.

Barbie going toe to toe with Big Bob in a battle of the annoyings?

Barbie, he's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive.

Barbie, if it's of any consolation, it looks slightly better on you.

Barbie, you're chief resident.

Barbie, you're up.

Barbie, you've met me before. Yes?

Barbie! Go get him!

Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.

Barry?

Barry?

Basic homemade anti drowning device to be worn till your brother returns.

Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

Bath water.

Baths, photo albums, or when you drive so we can relax.

Be a man, Bob. That's what tennis rackets are for.

Be a nice little nurse

Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on?

Be more sensitive. Try giving him a hug.

Be right back.

Be surprised what will fall in your lap when you open up and...

Be with you in a second.

Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you

Because apparently you have girl parts.

Because as long as we...

Because Dr. Bob Kelso is back in action and he hasn't missed a step.

Because he was flying high on crystal meth, his respect felt good.

Because he was out living life and Turk and I weren't

Because he wishes he dated more sexy black women when he was single.

Because her purse is the same colour as yours,

Because here's the dirty little secret...

Because I broke the rules and ignored what Dr Kelso wanted me to do.

Because I don't want to see you or that stupid poodle perm

Because I knew I had someone to support me,

Because I like fine food and Korean call girls?

Because I owned up to it. This is funny, Mr Gerst.

Because I promise you, you are annoying enough.

Because I think we have a chance for something great too.

Because I was a doctor,

Because I...

Because I'd like to get something useful like a can of Brent remover.

Because I'm sure it put him in a great mood.

Because if he doesn't, you're gonna be hearing Bob Kelso's voice saying,

Because if we all work hard, together, I can get a big ass flat screen

Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.

Because if you're not careful, you can cause a pneumothorax.

Because in the end, things work out for the best.

Because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits.

Because my camera doesn't make a real sound,

Because nobody looks at me anymore, so I'm acting like a desperate hussy."

Because of heroin use, Surgery doesn't wanna give Mr Phillips a heart valve.

Because of heroin use, Surgery doesn't wanna give Mr Phillips a heart valve.

Because of the, you know, baby stealing thing.

Because she wouldn't believe you.

Because some guy was too busy to hold the door open.

Because that's what we are, ego monsters.

Because the last time I checked, the correct term was "African American".

Because the two of them got home in time for Christmas

Because there's berries in my ass. Just go!

Because there's no Hippocratic oath on planet Glornack Seven.

Because these photographs would beg to differ.

Because we admit people by severity of condition.

Because we had every facet of this job down

Because whenever anybody shoves me more than twice,

Because you can see Elliot's whole apartment from up here.

Because you know so much about teenage girls.

Because you pinch them too hard, and it hurts.

Because you started calling your ex girlfriend?

Because you're a quack.

Because, Mr Hoffner, you have gallstones.

Because, you see, we are both egotistical peas

Been on and off heroin for eight years.

Been there with my gram gram.

Beep beep.

Before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!

Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,

Before when we almost had coffee,

Before you hop in, do me a favour rooney and check the windshield wiper.

Before you put them in the dishwasher.

Before you say anything, I want you to know

Before you start believing in yourself?

Behavioural modification can be brought about through classic conditioning.

Behold, the Twinkie from the first day we moved in.

Being a great doctor isn't just about medical knowledge

Being in a hospital, getting to see you in action.

Being that it's light out and we're in bed

Being the new doctor at a hospital can be difficult.

Believe me, the whole time we were having sex

Believe whatever you want. I don't really care.

Believe you me, the second I get Dan alone,

Besides his perfectly square head,

Besides the fact that I can carry a conversation

Besides, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of.

Besides, I had bigger problems. I had to do Mr Daniels'procedure.

Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.

Besides, over the years, we've developed quite a rapport.

Besides, this way no one gets hurt.

Best action'd be an implantable defibrillator.

Better get you back to the food court.

Better not be me and it sure as hell better not be somebody else.

Betty even let me in on a few romantic trysts from her younger days.

Betty.

Between your legs and go ask her for help.

Big dog wants some candy

Bingo! Smell you later, Betty.

Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass,

Blonde doctor and I will end up together.

Blonde doctor.

Blood and flesh, Murray.

Blood type O. Not a match. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Blood work shows her Dilantin's zero. Not takin' her medicine.

Blow it out your ass, Bob.

Blue boobies.

Bob Kelso here before noon?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

Bob, did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass?

Bob, do you realise what you did by giving blondie that book?

Bob, enough with the stinking budget cuts already.

Bob, people have a private life, and people have a professional life,

Bob, this whole thing is only gonna take a couple of days,

Bob, we have a problem.

Bob. Bob.

Body temp is a bit low.

Boing!

Bonnie means pretty.

Borrow me? Dear heart, you'd be rescuing me.

Bottom line, a recorder won't fly away and break your heart.

Bottom line, Elliot and I are the greatest co chief residents of all time.