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Scrubs - Season 7

Scrubs - Season 7

Scrubs - Season 7: A Hilarious Medical Comedy Ride

Year: 2007-2008

Playing and downloading sounds from Scrubs - Season 7, with its witty dialogue and hilarious cast, is an absolute delight. This hit medical comedy series, created by Bill Lawrence, dives into the chaotic lives of the staff at Sacred Heart Hospital, combining humor and heart in every episode. With its sixth season finale, Scrubs - Season 7 takes fans on another rollercoaster ride of laughter, tears, and emotional growth.

The main cast of Scrubs - Season 7 includes:

1. Zach Braff as Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: The quirky and imaginative protagonist, J.D., continues his journey as an intern, navigating the ups and downs of his personal and professional life.

2. Sarah Chalke as Dr. Elliot Reid: J.D.'s on-again, off-again love interest and fellow intern, Elliot, brings her neurotic charm and determination to the forefront.

3. Donald Faison as Dr. Chris Turk: J.D.'s best friend and surgical colleague, Turk, showcases his comedic timing and dynamic personality once again.

4. John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox: The sarcastic and experienced attending physician, Dr. Cox, delivers unforgettable rants and acts as a mentor to J.D. despite his tough exterior.

5. Ken Jenkins as Dr. Bob Kelso: The formidable Chief of Medicine, Dr. Kelso, adds a touch of cynicism to the series, while sometimes surprising everyone with his hidden compassion.

6. Judy Reyes as Nurse Carla Espinosa: Carla, Turk's wife and a dedicated nurse, continues to support and challenge the interns with her no-nonsense attitude.

Joining the regular cast in Scrubs - Season 7 are talented guest stars, such as Elizabeth Banks, Tom Cavanagh, and Michael J. Fox, just to name a few. Each guest appearance adds fresh energy and memorable moments to the season.

Scrubs - Season 7 delves deeper into the personal growth and maturation of the characters, tackling more serious and reflective storylines. While still maintaining its signature humor and lightheartedness, the show touches upon topics like marriage, parenthood, and the difficult decisions doctors face.

With its engaging storytelling, unique humor, and endearing characters, Scrubs - Season 7 guarantees a captivating television experience. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer to the series, this season is sure to have you laughing, crying, and cherishing every moment.

Don't miss out on the chance to play and download the sounds from Scrubs - Season 7 here. This immersive and memorable series is bound to have you hooked from the first episode till the last.

A condition in which the patient speaks in previously unknown dialect
A couple days ago, you dreamed in English.
A dab of manure...
A few months ago, Elliot and I almost kissed.
A genetic defect that presents with anaemia
A genetic defect that presents with anaemia
A lifeless burden to Gayle.
A little golden ring.
A lot of people found themselves asking the same question.
A lot of people found themselves asking the same question.
A monster?
A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole.
A new car!
A princess
A private consultation with my surgeon would be very much appreciated,
A squirrel will hold most of a cat.
A warning to all.
A year later Seth actually did kill Millie.
About eight inches tonight
Across the street?
Actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives.
Actually, Dan, I was wondering
Actually, I never really cared for Keith or his farm boy looks,
Actually, I wasn't kidding.
Actually, I'm not sure we decided whether or not
Actually, J.D., I just bought my own house.
Actually, sir, my shift is about to start, so I should...
Actually, they had a recount. You came in second.
After all these years of putting on toe tags,
After putting a beat down on Turk,
After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
After you.
After you're done rating me on Rate YourDoc. Org,
Afternoon, Mr Mandelbaum.
Again. Over. Small. Things.
Against the cancer raging inside of your body.
Agree to have sex with me every day for two months.
Agreed. If I met a hottie, you'd never see me.
Ah, the point of no return.
Ain't that right? Do you wanna come live...
All 216 bones in the human body.
All aboard the Love Train.
All I wanted to do was win at something, for once,
All my patients are dead.
All right, Boon, you're the Mother Ship.
All right, fine. You want to know why you almost blew it with Kim?
All right, he looks like a serial killer, which is a kind of cereal
All right, here we go.
All right, I'll just do it in my head, then.
All right, I'm in. Doggone it.
All right, Jordan, you win.
All right, kid, I expect updates on my daughter every 15 minutes,
All right, listen up. I'll tell you one thing, people.
All right, Mrs Cropper,
All right, now nobody makes eye contact.
All right, people, listen up! I need to beat this video game
All right, so you tell me. Do you think you need to grow up?
All right, sports fans.
All right, we all know the rules of remote wrestling.
All right, what was he wearing the last time you saw him?
All right, you got to hold on to that new confidence, yeah?
All right, you guys, I know we only met yesterday,
All right, you know what? Let's make a pact.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on.
All right. Thank you for your help, guys.
All right. Whoever stole my muffin is going to have
All right. You're Space Invaders!
All righty, then.
All the best there, Kim. Please note that the entire world is praying
All the suds, too. You've learnt a lesson.
All was once again well in Sacred Heartia.
Almost there, okay.
Almost there.
Alone for the weekend.
Also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide.
Although, actually, I do hear bells.
Although, he could be. I haven't seen his full blood work yet.
Although, he did agree to be civil while he's inside the hospital.
Although, you do realise you'll probably be having daughters
Am I imagining him?
Am I right?
And "watch Judge Dredd with J.D." pangs.
And a little frowny face at the end. It's incredible.
And a madman hacked them all to pieces.
And a sugar free latte for the winner.
And a touch of my special ingredient.
And a village idiot.
And action.
And after I was done crying and dry heaving
And angry and hateful.
And anyone that wasn't crying got a talking to.
And appendix patients that, unfortunately, passed.
And arm around him...
And as for parking in a "Carpool Only" lane.
And as soon as you're ready, I'll have them make you so numb,
And be sure to check out the "Tranny Todd" feature.
And before you could get to know her, she betrayed you.
And besides, this stuff happened on Bob's watch.
And besides, you are terrible at keeping secrets.
And best of all, they made me Chief of Medicine,
And budgeting with Carla so one day we can buy a house.
And by the by, while you're on your computer,
And causes copper build up in the liver and other organs,
And causes copper build up in the liver and other organs,
And Chanel.
And decided I was a horrible mother, and you told me
And don't lie to me.
And done. 23 stitches
And draw little faces on them and name them.
And even though I knew Turk was watching,
And even though I wanted to ask Snoop
And even though I'm not, you know, in love with you right now,
And everything looked great for me and Kim.
And explain this all to Josh myself.
And explain to you what's wrong with you.
And find the Golden Ring.
And get it blown up poster size.
And give Bobby Frank in there a shot of penicillin?
And go all jiggly for a patient.
And Harrison would pick out the attention starved,
And has an arrow pointing to the real one.
And he has crazy, skinny legs like French fries.
And he said that we should give your daughter the shot ourselves.
And he was back again.
And he was only comfortable telling J.D.
And he's gonna have a very successful solo career.
And here comes my biggest fan.
And here I thought you were having some big epiphany that
And his nostrils of steel.
And his roommate got straight A's that semester without even going to class.
And hope that he falls in love with me, maybe someday.
And I already know whether Harry lives or dies at the end.
And I ate that bad boy like it was my last meal, but I wasn't happy about it.
And I bet deep down,
And I came with you to cheer you on and to hold your fedora.
And I can spend the rest of my life with Turk
And I couldn't even warn her that I'm treating the guy
And I don't have strong feelings for her and probably never will.
And I don't want to be a hypocrite, so how about you and I do it together?
And I finally got my man.
And I had to go in there and be there for my child,
And I had to spend the whole day sprinting around the house
And I know this sounds weird, but Ju Ju Bes.
And I know we were both running away from things,
And I know you better than anybody.
And I like sports now.
And I realised parenting is about sacrifice.
And I really didn't have an answer for him.
And I really was.
And I recently figured out how to open up my briefcase.
And I still get the urge to slip away during his visits.
And I was gonna move in with Kim and then it all fell apart
And I was up all night and I became addicted.
And I was wondering if I needed a continuous IV drip
And I will throw my coffee at you if I catch you even once doing this...
And I would like her to see me as her father
And I would like to volunteer my services as Environmental Officer.
And I'm about to eat a muffin, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna wash away.
And I'm in.
And I'm not just seeing my reflection. I'm seeing a man. Come on.
And I'm still pulling bits o it outta my teeth.
And I'm sure there's someone, somewhere
And I've accepted these because to each of them there is a degree of truth.
And I've had zero patient interaction, so there's no liability issue.
And if I ever want to bring Sam here, I can't,
And if I forgot to congratulate you,
And if I like them, well,
And if I win?
And if something happened...
And if we don't win, there's no chance of us getting laid at the after party.
And if you don't have one, I bet if you think about it,
And if you don't treat patients, you won't learn.
And if you say, "Isn't that where I bought my wrinkle free chinos,"
And in a few months, I won't even be able to do that.
And in America, every man is free to do as he or she wishes
And is now taking diet medication that gives you painful diarrhoea
And it can be really tough for you to learn new things.
And it doesn't count because he was half dolphin.
And it makes my heart sing.
And it really helped turn my life around.
And it was from my brother, Barry.
And it's going to end.
And it's time to prove it, once and for all.
And just like that,
And let the two of you get back to hallucinating.
And life is moving at a really, really fast pace but, baby,
And listening to tapes and I have learned Spanish for my baby.
And lying in the foetal position, I still managed to memorize
And make sure you get 58 candles.
And most importantly, to find the Golden Ring,
And no one wants to cross him because he's a scary guy.
And no trying to talk.
And not as just another white coat that she will forever associate with pain.
And not just in relationships, in everything.
And not the ones I stabbed with a screwdriver.
And now a gentle throat clear to let them know I'm ready to speak.
And now his insurance company wants him discharged immediately.
And now I got testicular torsion.
And now I have to take your laptop from you,
And now I have yours.
And now we wait.
And now we wait.
And now you don't have strong feelings for her,
And occasionally drop the M.D. Bomb to pull hot tail in bars.
And once she has found the tell tale, bull's eye shaped mark,
And other times the truth just wasn't supposed to be heard
And over the next couple of years,
And over there, there's a lake filled entirely with guacamole.
And quarter inch of synthetically paralysed skin,
And really, who has time for that, right?
And right then, I couldn't help but wonder...
And saving it for my next relationship.
And say these words, "I'm your doctor. Deal with it."
And secondly, I think you should ask your wife about that.
And see which one Kelso looks like.
And seeing as there aren't going to be any nuptials...
And seeing that you're not allowed within 40 feet of her house...
And seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell
And she started rolling toward our pool.
And since you're letting me,
And sleep next to her.
And Snoop, I had hoped you'd legally changed your name to Snoop.
And so it's really hard to think about having another baby right now.
And so my house is filled to the frickin' rafters
And so the lying begins.
And sometimes you never could've seen it coming.
And soon, I won't be able to move my arms or even speak.
And speaking Spanish is a huge part of that.
And Spike went over to try to help him and got his head wedged in there, too,
And suffocate her with a pillow.
And taking his childhood away.
And teach him how to manage his disease.
And Ted, so help me, I had better not find your head indentation
And tell them that he needs them.
And that hurt your feelings?
And that I'm half gopher.
And that spring, we caught another intern cradling her dead head.
And that was a lonely realisation, son.
And that yesterday we made a water balloon so big
And that's damn sure not true.
And that's how we do! And that is how
And that's that I decide what's best for the Brain Trust.
And that's what winners do.
And the dust was finally starting to settle.
And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too.
And the Idiot and the Princess,
And the Knight rode off to fight again.
And the nominees are Barbie Reid for
And the only reason we're still together is because
And the only reason why you guys are still together
And the only way to get free will back
And the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry
And the postpartum stuff put a strain on our relationship,
And the winner is...
And then blow the money on meth.
And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him.
And then get complacent.
And then get some ice cream while we walk and hold hands.
And then I had one of those weird, crystallising moments
And then I had this weird, crystallising moment.
And then I had this weird, crystallising moment.
And then I saw something click in Dr Cox.
And then just be on my way. I have to treat people.
And then Mommy will sing you a lullaby
And then we got a response we didn't expect.
And then we had it.
And then we went out to the ramp to celebrate.
And then yelled at an intern over coffee.
And then, before them,
And there's an old man looking back at you.
And they both suffocated.
And this one says "I'm With Stupid"
And though you have every intention of making a horrible situation better...
And to claim anything he or she wishes with a simple act of planting a flag.
And unfortunately, your sentinel node biopsy came back positive.
And unless you have a candy bar in that gay little knapsack of yours,
And us finally finding a nanny who's not a thief.
And walked in on J.D. And me, but I wasn't.
And we finally got our life back
And we have a little discussion.
And we just wanted to come by and say congratulations.
And what's my motivation?
And what's my motivation?
And when Dr Cox brought in his daughter,
And when he comes back, the three of us...
And when I came back home everyone was gone.
And when I finally do, you have to go...
And when I finally do, you have to go...
And whiny pleas to get back together.
And who won that fight?
And why aren't you giving your daughter the shot?
And with the monster gone,
And yet here stands the Village Idiot.
And yet we only hang out when we're torturing burn victims.
And you can't find an underlying cause, his insurance won't cover him.
And you deliver the news to Hutnik yourself?
And you don't think I'll need a pelvic exam?
And you get tired of looking at dead ones, you know?
And you give me a car?
And you had Nipsey Russell in your backpack. Park it.
And you had to stop Mrs Butler from wandering out of her room again...
And you have to ask yourself, was it all worth it?
And you said, "Get up and sit over there," and I did.
And you somehow managed to become a relatively successful doctor.
And you're back at number one.
And you're doing that.
And you're in charge of lzzy's emotional crap.
And you're in the middle of something,
And, as usual, we're freaking out.
And, Elliot, I'm sorry, but you are not the first person
And, if along the way, you all become paranoid and overly competitive,
And, well, something occurred to me. You're 5'9" also, aren't you?
And... Hey, Janitor.
And... Time.
Any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super.
Any more information I should know?
Any second now.
Any second now...
Any who dare set foot in my Forbidden Forest
Anybody have an idea how we can calm down the clientele
Anybody have any objections? Marjorie?
Anyhoo, we'll run some tests.
Anyhoo, we'll run some tests.
Anyhoo, you're staying here.
Anyone can get it, John.
Anyone want to guess what he's in the hospital for?
Anyway, Carla wants me to get it so now I have to pick out a prosthetic.
Anyway, did you happen to notice
Anyway, from now on, anyone caught working after their shift is over
Anyway, I gotta go pick up Sam. You want to come?
Anyway, I hope you weren't too worried about us.
Anyway, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals.
Anyway, much like one hit wonder Natalie lmbruglia, I'm torn.
Anyway, so no more silly voice. Okay there, Jumbo?
Anyway, when I started here, I was only 26.
Anyway, you know that Plomox lawsuit?
Anyway, you want to know
Anyways, when's the last time we did something off the hook stupid?
Apparently Dr Hooch was involved in some kind of hostage situation.
Apparently, he bit off a chunk of his tongue.
Apparently, I spoke a lot about my fondness for "throbbing members."
Appeared the bravest, most handsome knight that any of them had ever seen.
Apples linked to hair loss. And post.
Are we talking dog years or horny old bastard years?
Are you calling me stupid?
Are you coming?
Are you done?
Are you Dr Reid? I'm Adam Candy.
Are you even listening to me?
Are you ever?
Are you familiar with the term "delusions of grandeur"?
Are you following me? 'Cause I will cut you.
Are you gonna help me or not?
Are you guys still looking at that stupid website?
Are you honestly whining because you feel attached
Are you in on this, too, Perry?
Are you kidding me right now?
Are you not talking because your mouth is filling up with blood?
Are you out your mind, woman? We only got one ball!
Are you pregnant?
Are you sure?
Are you two ready to be parents?
Are you?
Are you... Can I... I'll just... I'm just... Okay.
Aren't there instructions on the box?
Aren't your arms getting tired?
As a matter of fact, and I would take the toilet paper rolls
As attending physicians, it was important
As for me, I always assumed growing up happened automatically
As I looked around the room,
As I showed off the cut I'd gotten from a broken jam jar,
As I've deemed you just too darn stupid to use it.
As much as the next guy, but what's your problem?
As you got older.
Asked and answered
Associate the person's name with something about them.
At certain times in our lives, we all get introspective.
At least Emery's mom got some good pictures.
At that fast food place, you were wishing that Turk was there.
Attention, dum dums.
Audience participation is now over.
Aw, can't Pig Whore read?
Awesome appropriateness, Doug.
Awesome!
Awesome.
Baby, all your ring tones are bachata music.
Baby, don't get it twisted, that girl is my world.
Baby, dreams have nothing to do with reality.
Baby, have you been in my locker?
Baby, I ain't never promised to do the laundry.
Baby, I haven't told J.D.
Baby, I know you'll never believe me,
Baby, I promise you, I will be home as soon as Kim delivers.
Baby, maybe you could lull the monster to sleep
Baby, studies have shown that using joysticks
Baby, that's a little wordy.
Baby, we're being a team. How often does that happen?
Baby, what do you want me to say? It just doesn't mean that much to me.
Baby, when I'm not around, do you only speak Spanish to lzzy?
Baby, why'd you have to go and say that?
Baby, you are awesome. You've played this before.
Baby, you can't just speak Spanish to my little African princess.
Baby, you're from Chicago. Just get her a deep dish pizza.
Baby!
Baby.
Baby...
Back to best friends it is.
Back to every textbook, every case study you ever read.
Back to Turk for confirmation.
Backstabber, zebra poacher, Josh.
Bad dream, baby?
Bad luck, I guess.
Bag! Bet you call me before I call you, you pathetic wuss.
Banana hammock!
Barbie, please stop lumping us in together.
Barbie, there you are. You were standing sideways, so I didn't see you.
Bats like heat?
Be careful or I'll make your chin disappear. Oh, too late.
Beard Mouth.
Bears for life!
Beautiful kites were flown.
Because Boon has a concussion, and his father's a lawyer.
Because Dr Reid just had to throw a birthday party for me.
Because everything happens so fast, it can all slip away before you know it.
Because finding the diagnosis is the only way to help her.
Because from now on, Pig Whore, you're dead to me.
Because from this spot, I can see into four rooms without actually going in.
Because he has the car keys.
Because he looks like that freaky Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.
Because his friend Ted wants him to know it's safe to come out.
Because his stupid flopsy baby neck isn't strong enough to wear a helmet.
Because I always dreamed of finding a guy who hoped
Because I can.
Because I don't love you like he does.
Because I gave you this lecture two weeks ago.
Because I'm not a jackass. I'm a good doctor
Because I'm that good.
Because I'm the biggest moverlshaker in this dump.
Because if you follow me in there,
Because in spite of all of you, I'm going to have a great day.
Because in the end, they were both idiots.
Because it hurts my throat too much.
Because it hurts my throat too much.
Because Josh was spending so much time on his laptop
Because of how much I want to be married, you know?
Because she's on my back.
Because the last thing a guy wants to see when he's in a splash pool
Because the last time I met a patient at their house, I ended up on the news.
Because the one I got you is slamming.
Because they associate me with pain.
Because they couldn't cope.
Because they have a really good lawyer.
Because we both have blue eyes and a little button nose,
Because we're going to have a little party for Kelso's birthday.
Because we're men, and that is what men do.
Because we're winners,
Because you brought in a bag of celery sticks and some air for lunch today.
Because you know that if I start laughing
Because you're so mean and stupid?
Because, Carla, he's Dr No Shot.
Before I was all old and dried up down there.
Before Kim delivers J.D.'s bastard child.
Before they even have a chance to cram it down
Before they got to the freeway.
Begging for just one sip of cool Janitor forgiveness.
Being trapped in an elevator with you while you whine about your stupid life?
Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law.
Bells. Bells.
Beneath a big brown butt.
Besides, if you start acting like a man's man all of a sudden,
Besides, it must have been really hard for you to learn Spanish.
Best trip ever. Ice fishing five!
Better, actually. It used to be "Stupid Pig Whore."
Between the legs!
Bi polar, ex con every time.
Big news, sports fans!
Blink your eyes real fast.
Board members hate confrontation.
Bob Kelso.
Bob, I'm very busy.
Bob, there is finally a diagnosis on Mr Macrae.
Boon, sir.
Boon. My name is Boon.
Brace yourself on my arm.
Brace yourselves.
Brain Bunch!
Brandon.
Brave Knight, my poor maiden is being held captive
Break it! Break it! Break it!
Bring on the next pain in the ass.
Brinner had a lot to do with it. I love brinner.
Buddy, the one thing I love about hanging out with you
Buddy.
Buddy.
Bull's eye. And there's your tick bite.
Bullet dodged.
Burn for a burn, baby.
But bacon ice cream is the perfect after brinner treat.
But by the time I discovered my mistake, it was too late.
But do you mind if I grab a drink with Turk tonight?
But do you think that near kiss meant anything?
But don't worry. Everything's going to be just fine.
But every now and then, I gotta do my own thing.
But first, we must stop at the drugstore.
But getting older comes with tons of perks.
But he could take a bad turn.
But he walks away victorious more often than not.
But he was actually having his testicle removed?
But he's still going to give me a good review
But her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power.
But how are we supposed to find the Golden Ring in an endless forest?
But I am going to take this mama jama down in one sitting.
But I am not, nor will I ever be, stupid.
But I am still missing some large chunks from that year.
But I can give you this citation just as a symbolic gesture.
But I deserve to be with somebody who doesn't need to cross his fingers
But I do see them sometimes.
But I don't need anaesthesia to knock your ass out.
But I have a feeling we're gonna be best buds forever.
But I might just throw a wasp hive in there.
But I never thought you'd do it.
But I only play Pac Man and that carjack game.
But I really want to get these down to the lab for testing.
But I totally convinced him that he was into women.
But I watched Hoosiers last night,
But I'm afraid it might be leukaemia.
But I'm really glad we're going through this together.
But if she starts to cry, you crawl in her crib
But if you feel like living, page me.
But if you let her sip from a juice box
But if you took too many benzodiazepines, you could've died.
But if you use the words "emotional roller coaster," I am O U T.
But it was all big Bobby Kelso.
But it's kind of hard to beat brinner.
But it's really something you have to choose to do.
But let's hold out on the meeting until Ted gets here.
But losing a testicle is not gonna make you less of a man.
But maybe dying is the right choice for her.
But my bucket's all the way downstairs so I will let you off the hook,
But no one bought any
But no one would even notice he was there.
But no time to rest.
But now they're gone.
But now wasn't the time for that.
But once you've heard it a few times, you're gonna love it.
But otherwise, I'm dandy. Thank you for asking.
But please don't think this is going to make me change my mind about Kelso.
But really, it's a self confidence thing.
But Shannon made it easy.
But since it's you, I gotta know what it is that I don't get.
But sometimes holding on to the perfect gift
But sometimes it's just surprising.
But sometimes that is what I'm talking about.
But still, I have to be there to hold Jordan's claw.
But still, you whooped me in public.
But thanks again for coming in there, Dr Callahan.
But that sounds sticky and uncomfortable.
But that sucked, too.
But that's because there's no air conditioning.
But that's not true.
But that's why we need to get these two together right away.
But the truth was I didn't.
But then again, you two are young enough and attractive enough
But then I was able to figure out what was wrong with him.
But there's no way I'm going to his party.
But they only moved, like, 40 minutes away.
But they're still angry.
But this system is working.
But we both know pancreatic cancer patients that lived
But we just put one out this morning.
But what do you care?
But what if the amnio comes back, and it's the worst possible news?
But when they married, they merged into one.
But when we decide to change who we are for someone we love...
But when you leave, I go back to being a husband and a father,
But when you leave, I go back to being a husband and a father,
But you crave his love anyway because he smells like peppermint.
But you have been turning left more often than usual.
But you have one in your head.
But you know that, don't you?
But you know what? I'm done with all that.
But you love fried chicken.
But you said we were the future of the hospital and we need to learn.
But you were so cavalier about telling him
But you, have you even baby proofed your apartment
But you, it's probably the finger toes, 'cause you both have crazy, long toes.
But you're also my friend.
But you're really not, are you?
But, come on, we love "too soon" jokes.
But, dude, that's my job. Remember?
But, in return,
By a monster that can't be beaten.
By guessing how many coffee beans were in that there jar.
By ramming your face into his fists over and over again?
By telling him one of them boring ass stories about your family.
By the end of the day.
By the way, baby, you're getting my basketball back from that cancer kid.
By the way, what's your name, son?
By tucking her hands inside my bike shorts.
Bye bye.
Bye.
C'est la vie. Now, if you don't mind, I got a za coming.
Call Mommy.
Called Rate YourDoc. Org,
Calm down, Enid.
Calm down, Seymour.
Can anyone help me find out Kelso's real age?
Can get you more than you ever thought possible.
Can have huge ramifications.
Can I borrow your laptop just for a second, please? Thank you.
Can I have a minute, please?
Can I have one of these babies?
Can I make a motion?
Can I rest my face on them and ponder what you've said?
Can we do a three person celebratory jump hug?
Can we just take this office?
Can we yell "White Lightning" every time I make a basket?
Can you believe a month ago you were gonna marry him
Can you believe that?
Can you believe those people?
Can you go pick up Carla's dry cleaning so I can play basketball?
Can you imagine what it's like to know that you're going to be trapped
Can you make him stop talking?
Can you say that?
Can you see the TV from there, buddy?
Can you... Little bit of tongue maybe?
Can't believe that was almost 40 years ago.
Can't wait.
Can't you hear Can't you hear the thunder?
Can't you people see I'm trying to get some work done here? Leave.
Caramel Bear!
Careening toward a kiss.
Careful, he's a burn victim. Don't say "hot date."
Careful, y'all, that bad boy runs hot.
Carla doesn't want the prosthetic.
Carla gave me the afternoon off. No lzzy, just "me" time.
Carla not knowing I understand her really is the best thing for her.
Carla only lets me eat one candy bar every six months,
Carla wants another kid, but I'm not sure yet.
Carla, Dan doesn't live with our mom.
Carla, look what Turk made.
Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night?
Carla. Pig Whore.
Carol, we're ready for our sponge bath.
Celebration. Izzy's sleeping through the night
Challenge, what's their real name?
Check it out! World's most giant clipboard!
Check it out. I'm gonna take this to Kinko's
Check it out. We made the front page.
Check it. Patients of Dr Turk, how are we?
Check out my little African princess.
Check out these big pregnant hippo feet.
Check this out. I found it at a garage sale.
Chicks, huh?
Chief Dr Cox, I'm a lawyer. I shouldn't have to get you coffee.
Chocolate Bear!
Christmas morning, they're all running down the stairs, they tripped,
Christopher, thanks again for your help.
Classy stuff they can wear in their ears, around their necks,
Classy stuff they can wear in their ears, around their necks,
Clear!
Clearly, I loosened it.
Cold hands. Should've told you.
Coleman Slawski. Incidentally, my favourite name ever.
Colonel Doctor, loving those new frames.
Colonel Doctor. I call him that
Colonel, I have to pass on you.
Come along, Peppermint.
Come back later.
Come here and taste this brown sugar.
Come here and taste this brown sugar.
Come here, little Jackie boy. Give me a big kiss.
Come here, pumpkin. Okay.
Come here! Check out these big pregnant hippo feet.
Come here. Come here, Elliot.
Come here. You are not straw haired.
Come now.
Come on now. Let's see the chuckle. Huh?
Come on, baby. I got the fever for some French toasty toast!
Come on, baby. Let's go see how much you weigh.
Come on, Bob, there's an empty table right there.
Come on, Elliot. You know when people ask for advice,
Come on, give it up. A little something. Still got time.
Come on, J.D. This is the perfect gift.
Come on, Jordan, think. There's got to be a way.
Come on, man. You know why you almost screwed things up with Kim.
Come on, Mr Benedetti.
Come on, Sasha.
Come on, you got a fresh start here.
Come on, you guys!
Come on!
Come on! I just got this thing and I'm already on the fifth level.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. "What's up with Dr Cox's hair?
Come on. Heck.
Come on. You closed your eyes and started heaving your bosoms
Coming at you.
Congrats. Take a look at that for me and grab me a cup of coffee.
Connecting with patients always came easier to me
Continue.
Cool.
Coolio. So how does it compare to delivering packages?
Coolio. So how does it compare to delivering packages?
Correct.
Correction. Chief Dr Cox.
Could back out at the last second,
Could I get a "hell, no" from any random doctor?
Could I possibly have figured out such a tough diagnosis so darn quickly?
Could you also have them write "Mind Your Own Damn Business"
Could you please just support us on this one?
Could you two kindly shut your respective cake holes?
Count it.
Cox's patient has all of those.
Crap.
Crying Drunk Chick.
Daddy, Grandma says you once peed in her garden.
Daddy's home!
Daddy's home!
Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self Sabotaging."
Dame Judy Dorian.
Damn it, Giant. Why is this village so filthy?
Damn it, I'm still Chief.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! Never fantasise while running. You know that.
Damn it.
Damn it. Next time you guys get pastry crumbs all over my car,
Damn you all!
Damn you, Carla, and your giant rubber stamps.
Damn you!
Damn, lzzy, you're looking good, girl.
Damn, someone's tongue is healing fast.
Damn!
Damn. C Diff is negative.
Dan, you come here with your new job and your new house
Dead puppies.
Deal.
Deal.
Deal. But what if one of us started dating
Deal. I just feel like I'm on this, like, emotional
Dear God.

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