Scrubs - Season 3 Edit

A a a anyway, something weird's been going on with me lately.

A concussion.

A decoder ring.

A desperate bowling alley prostitute.

A few more seconds, we would have been coding this guy. Take that.

A form allowing Mr Stockton's band to come visit him,

A form allowing Mr Stockton's band to come visit him,

A gastric bypass?

A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her.

A little bit.

A little harmless competition, if my colleague here will consent to it.

A little show that I like to call Indisputable Evidence.

A little? Girl, please.

A lot of men would be happy just to have a baby.

A lot of the times when we fail, it's not our fault, it's yours.

A lot of times, pride can be pretty hard to swallow.

A lot of women find it distinguished.

A man just has to be there for her

A natural progression.

A one, a two, a one, two, three.

A one, a two, a one, two, three.

A penny and 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection,

A pickle!

A positive attitude can go a long way in helping you feel better, so let's see a big ol' smile!

A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there.

A recent study found doctors spend 15 seconds listening to a patient.

A simple "I'm busy" would have sufficed

A slice of that here, that's just me spreading the wealth.

A surgeon, cos when you tell people that a loved one died,

About 90 seconds. What should I do?

About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to crash for a while.

About my date with Strangely Attractive Intern.

About that, I've been thinking about going after that residency director job.

About that...

About the time you're setting your hair for work.

About what?

About what?

About why she shouldn't have to spend her golden years in a bunk bed.

Absence of von Willebrand receptors.

Absolutely not. Now make me a sandwich.

Acceptance can take a lot of different forms

Actually I'm swamped, Danni. Sorry, I gotta go.

Actually, he did give me a dollar every time I got depressed.

Actually, he was passed out drunk in the yard but..

Actually, I'm kinda swamped right now, uh, let me get back to you, okay?

Actually, it goes a little lower.

Actually, it has...

Actually, it's Father Fitzpatrick.

Actually, it's not a helmet. It's a hair met.

Actually, no. I have to go back to my hospital.

Actually, sir, it's Turk.

Actually, sir, we rock. So, feel free to sit back and enjoy the show.

Actually, this was my dad's. He used to use this baby every day at work.

Admitted with a COPD exacerbation.

After all...

After my divorce, I told Marianna I'd crash at her place a few weeks.

After one day it felt like he was the mentor I wished Dr Cox would be.

After shooting my mouth off the other night, I've been feeling a lot of...

After that, he's gotta wash up, check the board

After that, the day got worse.

After this morning I just wanted to make sure that I really have this down.

After you dressed up Rowdy, did you trim the clumpy areas around his butt?

Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?

Again, I'm very sorry.

Again, not you and me. Me and him. Anyway, have a nice day.

Ahh, summer time... Still...

Ahoy, there.

All anybody thinks when they see him is "big giant afro".

All because of you.

All day long, all I hear is, "Carla, Carla, Carla."

All day long, all I hear is, "Carla, Carla, Carla."

All done.

All either one of us can say is no.

All I heard was nonsense.

All I wanna do before I restart this whole glorious cycle is

All medical personnel, report to the second floor for a catfight.

All of a sudden, there it was, 18 months of it being called Little Buddy.

All right, all six of your butt cheeks just tightened up.

All right, all those who are assisting me today step forward.

All right, fine. It's a man date.

All right, people, listen up. Dr Kelso has ruptured both his eardrums.

All right, pipe down!

All right, that's enough.

All right! My turn to get on top!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. You do a good job around here.

All the best.

All the tape players when you start the lecture.

All the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years.

All the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years.

All this concern about my health and my well being, and it's about a bet?

All this time I thought that you were some kind of parasitic creature

All those days of vacation you saved up expire right...

All you can hope is that nothing bites you on the ass.

All your lovers have moved on.

Also, Danni snores like a gutted wild boar.

Also, wanted to let you know that I will be bringing my son this morning.

Although Carla is going a little nuts about the dress.

Although Dr Cox got a look at Little Buddy...

Although if you swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions, I will kill you.

Although the fact that it seems to be pissing you off so much

Always fun to be in the bathroom listening to people talk so clearly

Always have been. Ever since we were kids.

Always have been. Ever since we were kids.

Am accountable.

Am I confusing cancer with some other disease?

Am I really the boss of everybody outside?

Am I the only one that knows the real you?

Amateurism that you people drag into this hospital day in and day out.

An admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full body scan?

An incredibly heavy sleeper.

An Indian girl slept with him cos she thought his name was Andjaydee.

An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die.

And a boyfriend who smells vaguely like my tackle box,

And a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't rule that out.

And a proverbial clown car full of sick people

And a surgeon. Two specialties and to us, that kinda makes him...

And above where it says "He ain't too hard on the eyes either."

And again,

And all I've got so far is "Let's give it up for the caterers. Good chicken

And as a fellow abusive drinker, you are honour bound by bar stool protocol

And at the end of the day, that's who you want

And be there for the ones you love when they don't.

And because you're a female doctor you think you're part of the solution.

And believe you me when I tell you that the next time one of you...

And besides, you flirt sometimes

And bring him a fruit smoothie every day.

And bring me back from the brink of death,

And buy a banjo.

And by the way, don't think for a second that your "cousin" Tina

And can let one of the other 9,000 doctors take care of things.

And change the outgoing message to "Hi, this is Big Bob."

And Christopher?

And could you be back in 20 minutes?

And Dr "What's he overcompensating for?" here.

And Dr Cox and Doug and Dr Mickhead.

And Dr Cox here is an attending and a renowned pain in the ass,

And Dr Cox knows he has to find something else to hang his hat on.

And drive it through our new pathology lab.

And dump me the minute Sean shows up so I feel like a loser

And during. God, you never used to smoke.

And ever and ever and ever... You getting this?

And ever and ever...

And every other 'algia' they can think of

And everyone knows I hate to work on my birthday.

And find out who he'll be killing after lunch. It's a grind.

And find you standing there talking at me.

And for what it's worth, I think you look beautiful, I wouldn't change a thing.

And force feed you this sample so you carry it around all day.

And get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be,

And get this, he calls it his "epiphany" toilet.

And guilt can lead to compromise.

And have it for the kids.

And he gave me an exploding ink cartridge they put in stolen money

And he had no idea I was watching him.

And he likes to start each day the same way...

And he needs a surgical consult.

And here he is.

And here's four back.

And how hurt I was by your attempt to sabotage our relationship."

And how I would be lost without her.

And how much he was willing to put up with to get it.

And how was that?

And how weird it was that someone could walk into your life,

And how worldly he is.

And I always ended up married.

And I assume none of you have even looked at the literature.

And I avoid getting personal with staff members

And I blame you... yes.

And I don't like that. There's not enough air.

And I don't wanna go to a snooze fest with a bunch of proctologists

And I figure there should be at least one sober adult in the room.

And I found the torn off urine label.

And I found the torn off urine label.

And I hooked up with that grad student from Brazil?

And I jammed a salad fork two inches into my thigh

And I just thought it would be so hot

And I just won't have that, so here's the deal.

And I love that you are...

And I need a new one to write out your dosage.

And I never again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say,

And I never had the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel

And I only have to work 300 or 400 hours a week,

And I realised this is what a relationship is supposed to feel like

And I tell YOU this because...

And I wanna keep that from happening to you,

And I wanted them to shut up if it wasn't true.

And I won't have to waste a day granting the wishes of imaginary fishermen.

And I would never have a crush on someone else.

And I'll tell you a secret that'll make you feel better. Come here

And I'm a little worried about Mr Taylor here.

And I'm gonna put it right here in my pocket

And I'm not gonna be one of those people that dumps mine on somebody else.

And I'm off to the hospital where my cup runneth over

And I'm sorry, but I think life is just too short to spend...

And I'm sure you were a horrible big brother.

And if anyone but Hector cuts my grass my game goes to heck.

And if I'm not too sweaty, stick my hand right down my pants,

And if that doesn't help, maybe this will.

And if you chase after the bouquet, make sure you kick off your pumps

And if you could be back in 20 minutes.

And if you don't, who cares? You all stink anyway.

And if you're not telling someone what to do, you're not talking.

And insignificant events can lead to significant events

And insignificant events can lead to significant events,

And instead of drinking whiskey through my son's sippy cup,

And it looks like there's a real chance that might happen,

And it was nice. Here I was, having my tie tied by this beautiful woman

And it would mean a lot to the both of us if you said yes.

And it's about chasing after what you really want...

And it's like she has gone "poof' and disappeared into thin air.

And J.D.

And just like that I had another rough night ahead of me.

And keep your opinion to yourself.

And know that everything's gonna be OK.

And know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together.

And let's face facts, the training bra has got to come off eventually.

And make a wise ass remark before the doors close.

And make me want to cause you grievous bodily harm?

And make you human.

And managed to not kill somebody, doesn't mean you're queen of the world.

And medical personnel here with us today.

And misunderstandings, they can lead to disaster.

And most of all, I wish our mom was with us tonight.

And Mrs Turkelton.

And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff.

And no man in his right mind would dare enter that place.

And not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,

And now we live together.

And now you hate me.

And oh, my God,

And once that happened, did you clamp down a little bit?

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

And rescued my drowning body in time to pump the seawater out of my lungs

And right then...

And rip each other new ones, make it special.

And robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us.

And run every haematological screening test we have.

And she would love you forever for that.

And simultaneously exhale as my right foot plants? How hard?

And since as you've already broken that dictum, you're out.

And since I'm new at this, I was hoping you could do it.

And since we work here we'll have a lot of pull.

And sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend

And stop using my razor to shave your fun zone!

And tell Elliot how I feel, I can't, I have to work tonight.

And tell him you grew it because you missed him.

And tell them about, you know, the dying.

And that night, well...

And that, boys, is a brotherly handshake.

And that's the gift shop.

And the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy, naked.

And the guy who caused it thinks we're his best friends.

And the Janitor will think of new ways to torture me.

And the real me wants to do it again, and she wants to do it rough.

And the shirts and the shoes and sometimes my underwear?

And the women will think you're trying to show them up.

And their cramps and myalgia, and their neuralgia,

And then have a big group un bunching of your panties.

And then it's classy kiss

And then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.

And then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.

And Then Spend the Other 357 Whining About It?

And then their own good luck rituals.

And then there's Danni and me.

And then threw it away because alcoholism runs in my family.

And then you can piss off for the afternoon

And there are two Ds in Todd.

And there it is.

And there she goes, Mrs Carla Butt face.

And there's a pretty good chance that just might happen,

And this one, I can't even imagine what that upbringing must have been like.

And though things didn't work out, it'd explain why you're the way you are,

And two sisters with three eyebrows.

And watches Finding Nemo on DVD."

And what appears to be a button

And when that happens, even the best of intentions can be misunderstood.

And when these elevator doors open, you'll see.

And when you get back you actually get to quiz us.

And whining about Mom's boyfriend.

And whining about Mom's boyfriend.

And who in God's name wants to hear that every day?

And whoosh, guess who's ear deep in mint chocolate chip ice cream?

And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.

And Wojo's commentary on it, priceless.

And yet sometimes losing is a good thing.

And you can confirm that with Ted.

And you can't count on the on call resident to do that.

And you challenge me each and every day.

And you didn't even know that it was Pancake Day in the cafeteria?

And you figured that since you're on the board of directors

And you hate to see anyone get crushed. Even Dr Hot butt.

And you have the humour of a fourth grader.

And you keep it from affecting your personal relationships.

And you learn to accept that some things are out of your hands.

And you maintain your femininity and I find that very sexy.

And you need somebody to take care of you?

And you responded by drinking my Baileys Irish Cream

And you two are gonna have an awesome life.

And you wanna tell me what kind of person to be?

And you wanna tell me what kind of person to be?

And you want me to run home and bring back your lucky do rag?

And you're joining me for a board member meet and greet.

And you're right, we have not been having enough sex lately.

And your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.

And, Dr Reid, your patient, Mrs Burke, has developed a urinary infection.

And, gosh, you know me, I'm a giver.

And, I'll tell you this, big Kevo, I always knew I'd see you again.

And, let's face it, mediocre metaphors.

And, mark my words, I'll clean up the soap probably several thousand times.

And, since I was compulsive, I read the same textbooks over and over.

And, this... When was this? Oh yeah!

And, well, how did you know Mr Bell was the right guy for you?

Angry Disturbed Clown is trying to teach us that it's never funny to push.

Annie, you are a shoo in for the little girl X Games.

Another one bites the dust, huh, sport?

Answer him!

Any other allergies? No? Great. You, and uni brow, go scrub up.

Any sign of my brother the janitor?

Anybody gives you trouble, I'll handle him.

Anyhoo, I'm thinking that probably you shouldn't come.

Anyone gets more than three complaints here in the box and they have to attend.

Anyone seen Dr Kelso? We're supposed to be leaving.

Anyway, about that free medical care, I'm gonna need your home number.

Anyway, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me,

Anyway, I'm really psyched for you guys.

Anyway, I've come up with a whole new plan about Mr Iverson.

Anyway, the point is, silence is awesome

Anyway, what two coins, when you put 'em together,

Anyway, where's Danni? We're gonna be late for our movie.

Apparently it hurts when she makes whizzy winkles through her sea biscuit.

Approach it slowly

Are we allowed to do this? What about that whole hands on the hips,

Are you a good pianist? Pianist.

Are you all right?

Are you as into this as I am?

Are you asking me out on a date?

Are you counting the boil you lanced yesterday?

Are you even gonna talk to me?

Are you gonna cry like a little boy?

Are you gonna lie around on the couch all day again today?

Are you gonna talk ever?

Are you mad when we're having sex?

Are you OK, Little Buddy?

Are you OK...?

Are you still mad because we tried to fix Jordan up with someone yesterday?

Are you the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld?

Are you there? Good. Because now I am licking your nipples all over.

Are your friends still here because I've been wallowing in self pity

Aren't they amazing?

Aren't you dolled up for the movies?

Aren't you?

Around here we all make fun of each other.

As a doctor, it's important to make small talk.

As a doctor, there are certain procedures you just have a gift for.

As a doctor, you're around death so much, you get used to the guilt

As a surgeon, the person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver.

As for me, all I needed was Elliot.

As I was doing the naked chicken dance Uncle Bart taught me,

As long as I see your smile, none of that stuff scares me.

As long as your expectations are low, maybe we should have sex.

As Perry won't lift the seat on the loo, I've started to use his sink.

As residency director, it is my pleasure to have both surgical...

As single best friends.

As the guy who sponges off my forehead. OK, we're done.

As third year residents, you have to stay on top of your interns.

As your best man, trust me, it's not about the style, it's about the fit.

At least I wasn't the only one.

At least no one saw me go.

At my hospital they don't make you sign forms to cut open people,

At Sacred Heart, there are certain things you can always count on.

At soccer camp, I told you I wanted to be more than friends.

At that moment, Dr Cox knew why Jordan's friends were still around.

At turtle head's wedding and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure

Attagirl, you stay optimistic.

Attention, Sacred Heart, gather round. Doctors, nurses, patients.

Aunt Lillian?

Away.

Awesome

Awesome, Judge Dredd is starting.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.

Awesome. What time is it?

Aye, aye, captain.

Babe, he probably works out

Babe, you gotta understand,

Babe..

Baby, check this out. You ain't gonna believe what I did with Rowdy.

Baby, come to bed.

Baby, I wasn't looking at her lovelies, OK?

Baby, I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous.

Baby, I'm joking.

Baby, listen, I'm just trying to keep my man psyched,

Baby, that sucks, cos I was gonna totally blow you away.

Baby, Todd and I are going to the arcade.

Baby, you mean so much to me. That's why you my baby.

Baby, you the boss of everybody in the world.

Baby.

Back injuries are for 80 year olds named Norman with pants to here,

Back when I was a resident I had trouble with metabolic diseases.

Backbone Barbie. Excuse me.

Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe it to every woman you've ever dated.

Barbara's my mom.

Barbie, are you sure you went into his lungs?

Barbie, as hard as it is to remember, but air goes in the lungs.

Barbie, I actually see your point.

Baring his teeth, huh?

Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now.

Baxter wins. He gets the desk. Baxter, go up.

Baxter won't get out of my chair.

Baxter, left foot.

Baxter, sit.

Baxter, sit.

Baxter, speak.

Be hard keeping that up for the month I'm here.

Be nice

Be nice to my friends.

Be nice to the teacher. I'm sleeping with him.

Be not afraid! I'm just like you!

Be well, darling. See you next time.

Beads, keep me strong.

Because all of a sudden I was playing for her.

Because around here you get your fair share of disappointment.

Because each and every one of them has led me to you.

Because God forbid we should show the slightest sign of weakness.

Because he might have bowel ischemia.

Because here comes Dr Turk's robot laser.

Because I love Frank. Just, he can drive me crazy every now and then.

Because I was so amazing yesterday, and I realised you're the reason why.

Because I'm I'm captain of m m my kite flying team?

Because I'm about to force feed you a can of my homemade Whup Ass.

Because I'm little Barbie from Connecticut.

Because if by some freak of nature I'm not able to answer a question,

Because if I move here permanently, this would be the type of place we could afford.

Because it's a gift.

Because Mr Jinky, the Juggler

Because now I'm expected to make eye contact with every insult to medicine

Because of the God awful severity of his condition.

Because of the nude beaches?

Because of these. I don't think I can.

Because she lost her stuffed pink doggie two days ago.

Because some people fight dirty.

Because they're not scared of me anymore.

Because this will be the one millionth time

Because when those buzz cuts have given up

Because you went and accidentally gave the patient over in bed four

Because you're my brother, I'm gonna put this nicely. Leave me alone.

Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why.

Because, you see, I...

Bees.

Before I examine your clavicle, let me ask you,

Before you throw down with your real boyfriend.

Being the best doctor here is the only thing he had.

Ben, outstanding commitment.

Ben, turns out cancer's the kind of ailment

Benjamin, take this cup. Fill 'er up, all right?

Besides, I gotta go deal with this whole Danni thing.

Besides, my mom is bringing by the kids later

Better than someone who isn't having it.

Better. Worse. Better. Worse. I could do this all day.

Betty from work, how would you feel if I told you we slept together?

Between choosing centre pieces and deciding

Between patients who might die and who will die.

Big "who cares?" Not about Jack rolling over for the first time,

Big Al, for example.

Big boys don't cry there, Bob O.

Big plans for tonight?

Black Label.

Blame Kevin Casey

Bob Kelso, healer.

Bob Kelso. How ya doing?

Bob Kelso. I though we'd met.

Bob O, is it possible that you're occasionally a decent human being

Bob, we just had our scan.

Boo frickin hoo. I'm glad you called.

Boo frickin hoo. I'm glad you called.

Bottom line, we'll be bestest friends foreverest,

Boy oh boy, that's some rock. When's the big day?

Boy, that's a great story. Really.

Boy, that's a great story. Really.

Boy, who doesn't?

Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!

Brary. Troy, library.

Break.

Break's over, Binky.

Bri Bri, you're in the money. Girls love the artsy type.

Brian, Dr Turk will take you back to your room.

Brian, I got a confession to make, man.

Bring that nervous butt up here, lose the shirt.

Britishy.

Brown hair?

Bully for you there, Bob O.

But a harp seal who's smart, funny, and totally gets me.

But a little champagne's no big deal, huh?

But about your reaction to my son rolling over for the first time.

But also because when they see one of our doctors they think,

But also not too lax either.

But apparently that's not in Jordan's definition of "pulling your weight".

But as soon as he was given his pain medication he went AMA.

But as you've forced me to respond,

But at least with Sean it's entertaining.

But because she would see how happy you've made me

But by severity of condition.

But even though it was gonna be tough, I knew exactly what I had to do.

But even though my last surgery was two hours ago I can't stop washing my hands.

But everything about you screams,

But for most of us it will be as long and painful as a conversation with you.

But God bless him, he's gonna go ahead and wet the bed anyway.

But guess what? You haven't done me.

But he did develop a rash on his private area.

But he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit

But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me.

But here's the point. You might find out that thing you hate so much

But here's the twist. Now, whenever she goes out of town,

But I can guarantee you that when it's my decision, I'll always choose you.

But I can't deal with the fact that I walk into this place

But I didn't know if you were watching. So, please, why don't you say it?

But I didn't love them, and I didn't love her.

But I don't think that means we gotta stop all together.

But I don't think that my son should be the one to pay for it.

But I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever this is.

But I established myself as the best damn doctor

But I feel pretty certain that we're gonna find something.

But I find Jordan is a little bit more along the lines of teeth and tongue...

But I give this guy two weeks, three if you are just terrific in the sack.

But I just ended up getting my heart broken.

But I knew I had him.

But I look like an African tribeswoman with a coil around my neck.

But I promise I will try to show you

But I remain, as always, underwhelmed.

But I say skip it and we continue in our state of mutual disdain

But I still tee off every Wednesday at 8:15 and take a bare ass steam

But I suppose you could do a lot worse.

But I think we can all agree this isn't working out. So let's call it a draw.

But I was able to make it non dairy like you requested.

But I was hoping you wouldn't curse as much.

But I... There was a misunderstanding, and now it's gone.

But I'm back the last week in April. Maybe we can get together then.

But I'm not gonna be petty.

But I'm out of hair scrunchies. Scram, we're waiting for somebody.

But I'm out, OK? It's 3am, and there's nothing in the world

But if he were to make a mistake here because of how tired he was,

But if he were to make a mistake here because of how tired he was,

But if I ever do need to find out how to make a top notch rum and coke,

But if it is half as much fun as buying one, sign me up.

But if that's not enough, I understand.

But if we work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort...

But if we're gonna give this another try, you need to know

But if you did that, you'd be taking a positive step in your life.

But if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free,

But if you have any questions at all, I'm here.

But if you just hold on for a few minutes, everything will be perfect.

But ignore the voice in your head.

But in layman's terms I would have to say about halfway.

But in layman's terms, I guess you'd call it watching.

But in this building, Elliot's in charge.

But it got better from there.

But it happens to women, too.

But it is crucial I have everyone here at 9am sharp tomorrow.

But it is still so nice to hear it.

But it's not like I'm looking for a mentor. I just want a little validation.

But it's not like we're crazy close. It's not like we have inside jokes.

But Jordan's Satanic brood has taken over my apartment

But look, if you need help I'm always here for you.

But mainly it's because, unlike you, he does just exactly what I tell him to do

But maybe you should avoid sushi from the Gas 'N' Go.

But mean nurse says I can't.

But more important than never letting yourself get fat

But more often than not,

But more than that, Barbie, the main reason is because, well...

But mostly it was the Elliot thing.

But mostly, I thought about how, in some way,

But my mole is part of me and you need to convince Carla to get me out of this.

But my pay is about the same as guys who breaks rocks with other rocks

But no sparring in karate class for two months.

But none had ever seen.

But not this guy.

But now I'm just gonna get over it at my own pace.

But now that your colleagues are beginning to complain

But now things are gonna be different because I'm different.

But pretending you're gonna steal her from me makes you seem sad, pathetic,

But right now I'm going after that residency director gig

But Sander say that it is indeed the calm before the storm..

But Schmitty heard Nurse Green's been dying to cover surgery.

But she never fired him, even after he kidnapped her and took her to Acapulco.

But she's beautiful, and she's quirky and she's very sweet.

But since it is, I'll just let it go.

But spare the paper shredder.

But still look for a mentor to pat them on the back,

But still wants to.

But still, it's different for nurses, we're not judged for being feminine.

But that summer, they took a river rafting trip and they both drowned.

But that's too boring for you, it's too nice.

But that's what being in the sun all day does to your skin.

But the other clown has baggy pants.

But the reason my nurses had to do that

But the truth is that's not a promise that I can keep.

But then I looked in her eyes, and I realized how rare...

But then I'll know that we're not as close as I thought.

But this afternoon I want you to assist me on a gastric bypass.

But until then I am not going to risk losing

But we all have to play the hand the big guy dealt us.

But we heard you say, "Take it all, Danni."

But we kiss and we hug and we apologise for all the things we said,

But we're brothers. That counts for something, right?

But we're getting married tomorrow.

But we're talking about you. You, honey, you did a courageous thing.

But what about that summer I spent at clown academy?

But what if the thing I want is the girl I'm supposed to end up with?

But what you want isn't willing to wait.

But when I lay that beautiful woman down onto our bed to make love...

But when she came to a basketball game, I played like crazy, out of my mind,

But when you're a doctor,

But when you're dating Jordan's sissy poo,

But why stop there? How about we load up our fanny packs with happy pills,

But with Danni, I'm gonna do the honorable thing...

But with Dr Reid here, I know we're gonna get to the bottom of things.

But you are a doctor and you need to be able to say simple clinical words

But you gotta be willing to take my last name when we get married.

But you guys did not suck in surgery yesterday.

But you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap.

But you know what?

But you know what? It honestly doesn't bother me.

But you know what's really weird? None of that stuff scares me, not even...

But you never came through for me once, did you?

But you, sir, are a worthless peon, and you always will be a worthless peon.

But you're a decent surgeon and I'm not one to be petty.

But you're more concerned with being right than doing what's right.

But you're my brother. You can crash at my place as long as you like.

But you've never told me what you think of him.

But your car accident was the best thing that ever happened to me.

But your cellulitis is resolving. You'll be out of the woods soon.

But your pain guy is like a million other drug addicts

But, dude, it has to be you, you know that.

But, I used to have such a crush on the guy.

But, if you have a child maybe you'd like to try one of our infection meals.

But, more importantly, I really don't care about any of you or your problems,

But, there's a new toy in town and her name is Bitch slap Barbie

But, you know, the gist: The "Bob Kelso bad" part.

By describing the medical condition of your patient Mr Aronson here?

By drinking a few cold ones with a good friend.

By gum, mister, you had better be by the phone, cos I might give you a jingle.

By some guy in his 30s who still wears shorts to work.

By that, I mean we'd bypass the kissing and go straight to the...

By the end of junior high I had $170 and then got mugged and lost it all.

By the end of that night, I was back up to a dollar.

By the time her response came out it was like a forest down there.

By the way, as soon as we're married, you're out of here.

By the way, I ran into Eye Patch this morning. Said to tell you "honka honka."

By the way, I used your razor to shave my pits

By the way, some skank named Barbara called and I told her to back off.

By the way, this is the last bowl of cereal.

By the way...

Bye, Sean.

Can change everything.

Can I break out tomorrow and play a set with the band?

Can I get a little more wine, please?

Can I get a Scotch?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Can I help you, young man?

Can I practise my toast on you? I'm opening with a quote from Spartacus.

Can I see that for a second? Thanks.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can make everything better.

Can someone say, "keep rocking"?

Can we at least have sex?

Can you believe Elliot giving me all that attitude?

Can you believe what Sean was saying?

Can you feel it? Give me your pudding.

Can you hear me? Sean?

Can you imagine how great that night will be?

Can you make a phone call for me?

Can you play a little music for us, buddy?

Can you tie my tie, Mrs Espinosa?

Can you zip down to the cafeteria and flirt more with Dr Hot butt?

Can't blame the cleanser.

Can't decide what they want in half an hour, I should be allowed to kill them.

Can't you hear it, Jack? Can't you hear it?

Careful of this guy, he's a...

Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla.

Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad?

Carla would do anything to help out Turk, no matter what the situation.

Carla, come on.

Carla, could you go get... You know what? Forget it.

Carla, good. Would you tell Hector that he can stay just as long as he likes?

Carla, if one more annoying thing comes my way,

Carla, it's Turk.

Carla. I apologise. I am a horse's ass.

Carla. You're one of them bossy pants types

Carla... I don't do that anymore!

Carla's dying. It's rally time. We have no band, no deejay.

Carla's dying. It's rally time. We have no band, no deejay.

Carla's gonna have a pre wedding panic attack.

Carla's not the freak out type.

Carol, I know you think you look dashing in your navy blue scrubs

Carol, let's just put it out there. You've got lupus.

Catch him and kick him in his junk.

Catch me, stud.

Catfight on the second floor.

Catherine and I don't always communicate well.

Catherine downloaded some information on diet, exercise, seed implants.

Change is good.

Chapped!

Check it out. Kelso gave me his car keys.

Check it out. Take your time.

Check it. Zing.

Check Mr Iverson into Sacred Heart for the last time, will ya?

Check out Barbie, Boo hottie, slamming Big Bob. That a girl.

Check out Cox and Kelso fighting over Dr New Girl.

Check out Mrs Barlow's chart. I doubt myself with interstitial lung diseases.

Check.

Cheers.

Cheers. You're making a big mistake.

Chew louder.

Chicken.

Chris from Shipping and Receiving wants to go solo.

Christopher, are you OK? You look a little nervous.

Christopher, I could do without the colour commentary.

Christopher!

Christopher? You only call me Christopher when you're mad

Christopher. I know it's a complicated procedure,

Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman.

Clamp.

Classic Nigel!

Clo Veritol is a drug?

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath.

Closing that wing saves us about $60,000 a month. You got that on you?

Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes.

Collapse in a ball of tears in the corner.

Come here, Aquaman. One more patient and then we're getting out of here.

Come here, you rat bastard.

Come here, you.

Come here.

Come here... you filthy, filthy boy.

Come on, already.

Come on, focus! You have to tell her.

Come on, it reminds me of my sexiest kiss.

Come on, Jill. Come on.

Come on, let's find a man whore.

Come on, let's get dressed and go.

Come on, man. Fine, man.

Come on, man. That was When Harry Met Sally

Come on, pal. Who do you think the board listens to