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Argo (2012)

Argo (2012)

Argo is a gripping political thriller film released in 2012. Directed by Ben Affleck, it recounts the true story of a daring CIA operation to rescue six Americans caught in the midst of the 1979 Iran hostage crisis. The cast includes stellar performances from Affleck himself, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, and John Goodman. The tension and suspense are expertly crafted, as the CIA concocts a plan to pose as a film crew scouting locations in Iran. With seamless direction and powerful acting, Argo keeps viewers on the edge of their seats from start to finish. If you're looking to relive the intensity or experience it for the first time, you can play and download the sounds of this remarkable film here.

A couple of rat lines through the mountains.. .
A day, prep their covers. Two if they need it.
A film where a foreign bride comes to Iran. ..
A man in Scranton is placing a flag in his lawn for every day of captivity.
Aboard the Argo lies my hope, my hero, my husband.
After school I got some baseball cards.
Ah. This way.
Alan. Alan. We need to confirm those seven tickets out of Tehran on Swissair.
Alien villains have taken over the hero's planet.
Aliens and robots?
All evidence proves that these people are spies.
All four drawers, I want them shredded right now.
All four! And anything else you see out there.
All I need is their faces and I will find them.
All right, burn everything! All the files, file cabinet, safe.
All right, let's get to it.
All right.
All right. Let's go make a movie.
All set.
All this time. They never go out.
America!
Americans were outraged at Iran and anyone Iranian.
An era of torture and fear began.
And after it was successful, of course...
And all I was thinking was:
And all of whom are looking for Americans.
And Bob Anders. Senior consular officer...
And his life too.
And I love Connecticut too.
And I said to her Do you know what I said?
And I've never left anyone behind.
And if he loses, it's our lives.
And if you believe they lost the white slip...
And it has to have something that says it's authentic.
And many of these people are looking forward to martyrdom.
And once they reassemble that book they'll know six Americans got out.
And that's the way it is Wednesday, January 16th, 1980.
And the king of the aliens is destroyed when the people find their courage.
And then add to that.
And they'll know what they look like.
And this is our director, Bob Baker.
And we think everybody knows Hollywood people.
And you'll fly out with them?
And you're asking us to trust you with our lives, Mr. ..?
Are they even ready?
Argo fuck yourself.
Argo fuck yourself.
Argo fuck yourself.
Argo fuck yourself.
Argo, by Mary Ann Boyd.
As God wills it.
At one point, the mob cornered one of the Iranians.
Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news.
Banisadr's saying it'll be over in 24 hours.
Barely claim me as it is.
Before the revolution, 40 percent of the movie theaters in Tehran were showing pornography.
Bob Anders.
Bob, it only takes one second for them to spot you.
Brits turned them away, Kiwis turned them away.
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA JANUARY 19, 1980
Burn everything! Burn the classifieds! Everything!
Burn it all. Come on.
But I don't understand what they should do now.
But in 1953...
But it is time to go.
But now the bastards are using sweatshop kids to reassemble the shreds.
But stern against the Kufar.
But this nation, their nation, is outraged.
But those who sit silently have sinned.
But Warren confided in me that the picture's gone over budget...
But you kept busy.
But, see, it kind of worries me, what you said, and let me tell you why.
By far.
C.I.A. HEADQUARTERS, VIRGINIA
Call the Times, nail it to the goddamn door.
Can I come in?
Can you teach somebody to be a director in a day?
Can't be nothing. Something must've happened.
Can't be right all the time.
Canada!
CANADIAN AMBASSADOR'S RESIDENCE, TEHRAN
Cars are off the table because of the roadblocks.
Carter and his government have given asylum to the worst criminal of all.
Carter and his government have given asylum to the worst criminal of all.
Carter said you were a great American.
Carter's shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids.
Ceremony's on the 14th.
CIA are the good guys.
CIA brief, November 1st, 1979.
Come on, come on.
Come to bed.
Congratulations.
Copy D.S. Confirm the tickets! Go!
Couple of weeks ago, I was sitting at Trader Vic's, I was enjoying a Mai Tai...
Day 87, and finally a sliver of really good news.
Delta Force has started training to storm the grounds.
Did you do your homework tonight?
Do you know that every day they catch another friend of the shah at the airport?
Don't fuck up.
Doors are closing for Flight 363 to Zurich.
Dying of cancer, the shah was given asylum in the U.S.
EMBASSY BASEMENT JANUARY 23, 1980
Embassy was understaffed, so the faculty wives were the typing pool.
Engell says it's a lose lose.
Engell's prepping the bikes option, the teachers option.
Even in our little community here, I mean, people are drawn up tight, they're tense.
Everybody knows they'd shoot in Stalingrad with Pol Pot directing if it would sell tickets.
Everyone in this house is a friend of Iran.
Everyone who lands at Mehrabad now fills in one of these.
Excuse me. May I have your attention, ladies and gentlemen?
ExtAff wants you to burn the passports before you leave.
Exterior, bazaar.
Fade in on a starship landing. An exotic, Middle Eastern vibe.
Fade in on starship landing.
Fade to black. The end.
Ferrying out the torture apparatus of our friend's fallen dictatorship.
Find the White House chief of staff.
Fine.
Finish assembling the pictures from the embassy.
Fire the thrusters!
First shot of the picture.
First time anyone's gonna ask you a question is at the first checkpoint.
Five.
Flamboyant cover identities should be avoided, as it increases operational visibility.
For 2500 years, this land was ruled by a series of kings...
For Kennedy, a stunning turnaround...
For life?
Forgive me, his words, not mine.
Forgive my intrusion, one must be vigilant.
Fortunately, we do not believe the Iranians are aware the six have escaped.
Fuck. Goddamn it. I never would have exposed them if I wasn't authorized to get them out.
Get it down to the incinerator in the vault! Go, now!
Get on record as having applied for a film permit.
Get started tonight.
Get the desk drawers. Everything. Don't sort it.
Get the L.A. office, tell them to be ready in case they call.
Get to your plane, Claude.
Get your cataracts fixed, read the trades.
Go to black on green.
Go.
Good? Well, what's the number value of good?
Good.
Got any kids, Lester?
Grab the visa plates!
Great American what?
Great Satan wasn't involved.
Great work, boys.
Great, so we'll take in any prick as long as he's got cancer?
Great. I'll call you.
Groucho said that?
Guy had an intelligent thought in his head, it would die of loneliness.
Ha!
Half of them think that Khomeini's been too lenient on the ones in the embassy.
Harkins.
He arranged the hire of his wife, Kathy.
He didn't say.
He lives in Virginia with his mother.
He nationalized British and U.S. petroleum holdings...
He needs to be, you know. ..
He said if the Americans try military force to rescue the hostages...
He says a gravitational field that strong will kill anyone.
He says he did not give you permission to take a photograph of his store.
He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
He then began a campaign to westernize Iran...
He thinks he can get them to sit on it, for now.
He told them that there were six of us. So they're expecting six.
He wants the photograph you took.
He wants to give you the Intelligence Star.
He wants to see you.
He was there to sell U.S. tractors to Iranian agro.
He will send his representative to meet you and your crew.. .
He wishes me well, we had a little chat.
He would've been referred to as a barbarian.
He's about to show them the only cards that we're holding...
He's been talking to Morgan at ExtAff.
He's late.
He's late.
He's saying that the shah killed his son with an American gun.
He's smart and a climber.
He's the money.
Heh. And I left my autograph book at home.
Heh. You came to the right place.
Hello?
Hello?
Here you can see our notices.
Here, or anywhere in the world...
Here's your director.
Hey, Kenny, please.
Hey, they made it through the location scout.
Hi.
Hi. I only got a couple of minutes. I'm getting a lifetime achievement award.
His Eminence called me.
History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy.
Hold for the chief of staff's office.
How are you gonna get into the embassy?
How did he win here? Well, he had help.
How else may I help, sir?
How long have they been here?
How long?
How would I find him?
How'd it go?
I am not gonna leave him at the airport with six people and his dick in his hand.
I can't believe I put Kathy in this position.
I did a movie with Rock Hudson one time.
I don't have a choice. We say no, they show up at the residence...
I don't think that justice is the worst thing.
I don't trust you.
I enjoyed your films. The early ones.
I fly into Tehran, we all fly out together as a film crew. Done.
I go see him, he sets us up. One, two days, make it look real.
I have a wife and a 10 year old son.
I haven't been this nervous since our wedding.
I hope you are well.
I know there are risks involved. Serious risks.
I love you.
I love you.
I need you to help me make a fake movie.
I need you to hold.
I repeat: only if your life is under threat.
I repeat: only if your life is under threat.
I see.
I should've brought some books to read in prison.
I talk to them once a year.
I think my story's the only thing between you and a gun to your head.
I think we're gonna die here.
I think you'd better Please, everyone, get into the crawlspace.
I think you're thinking of the FBI, sir.
I took this meeting out of respect, because I wanted to say no to your face.
I understand.
I was expecting more of a G man look.
I went outside for 30 seconds. Could you give me a break? I can't breathe in this house.
I went outside for 30 seconds. Could you give me a break? I can't breathe in this house.
I wish I could believe you, Mr. Harkins.
I wish to make a film in Iran.
I would like to suggest that we end our visit.
I would've loved to, except my boss didn't send a telex till I got here.
I'd rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls.
I'll be back tomorrow. We'll get going. Good luck.
I'll get Mom.
I'll review this for the minister.
I'm asking you to trust me.
I'm gonna help you. I'll be with you the whole way. This is what I do.
I'm looking for you.
I'm mad as hell.
I'm playing Serksi, the Galactic Witch.
I'm required to remind you that if you are detained, the agency will not claim you.
I'm responsible for anything that goes wrong in this government.
I'm responsible.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry, sir, I don't seem to have these reservations.
I'm sorry, who is this?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure there's some skinny kids in Iran, so.. ..
I'm telling you, if we're going to go, we need to go now.
If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur.
If I was to say you're looking through the wrong end of that viewfinder, would I be right?
If I'm the Revolutionary Guard, that's nothing we couldn't have made at home.
If it keeps on rainin' Levee's goin' to break
If our artists could settle in. We're just about ready to begin the reading.
If they catch you later, at least they'll be confused while they're torturing you.
If they get caught applying for visas to the U.S.?
If they look.
If they push it a week, I can bring Ian. That's his winter break.
If we find his ship we will find our chance.
If we get caught, you and Pat go on trial for harboring the enemy, you know that?
If we go out there with fake passports, we are spies, period. That's execution.
If we tell them now, they'll panic. I think it's best if you just don't show.
If we wanted applause, we would've joined the circus.
If you can make the movie thing credible, we'll take you to the director.
If you shoot one person, they're gonna kill every single one of us in here.
If you wanna sell a lie... .
If you want to take a look at that. All right?
If you're gonna do a $20 million Star Wars rip off.. .
In 1950, the people of Iran elected Mohammad Mosaddegh...
In 1979, the people of Iran overthrew the shah.
In fact, as Imam Khomeini said...
In five minutes.
In here, we are in America right now. Outside, we are in Iran.
In the kitchen.
In the name of God, the beneficent, the merciful...
Iran is 100 percent not in a prerevolutionary state.
Iran.
Iran's Revolutionary Guard has rounded up a gang of terrorists...
IRANIAN CONSULATE TURKEY
Iranians go first.
Is there any way to make this more Middle Eastern?
Is this film a foreign bride film?
ISTANBUL, TURKEY JANUARY 27, 1980
It descended into score settling, death squads and chaos.
It doesn't matter. It's a fake movie.
It goes everywhere. It goes all throughout space.
It means Argo fuck yourself.
It says that you landed in the country two days ago.
It would be suspicious not to show up at this point.
It's a good idea, but that school's been closed for eight months.
It's a national embarrassment. They are calling the operation.
It's about finding the best one.
It's an exfil.
It's done. They're in.
It's getting worse.
It's in turnaround.
It's just Christine.
It's manned by the Revolutionary Guard.
It's not enough. If we're gonna fool these people, it has to be big.
It's okay, it's her job to take photographs. She's the production designer.
It's okay.
It's suicide.
It's theater of the absurd.
It's time to go.
It's too dangerous. I won't bring my wife into the bazaar.
It's winter. You can't afford to wait around till spring so it's nice enough to take a bike ride.
Joe Stafford. Late 20s.
Joe, I saw it in Burma. They get people out.
Joe?
John Chambers. He's a Hollywood prosthetics guy.
John Chambers. He's a Hollywood prosthetics guy.
John Wayne's in the ground six months, this is what's left of America.
Joint Chiefs are planning a military rescue of the hostages.
Just a little further.
Just gonna wake up tomorrow morning and be in the movie business?
Just hit him again!
Just let me do the talking.
Just shoot a couple of them, show them we mean business.
Kangaroo trials and then firing squads. ..
Kathy, what's your name?
Keep that fucking space witch away from me.
Kevin Harkins.
Kevin, give me the storyboards.
Kevin.
Kids need the mother.
Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck, we are number two for takeoff.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to announce...
Landmark sites.
Leave the building, go now.
Lester, you're working late.
Let me in! Let me in!
Let's get a cart over here. Burn it all. Come on.
Let's see.
Like Jason and the Golden Fleece, or what?
Listen.
Look at me. No one is coming.
Look, I can get you in, but you're gonna have to promise me at least half a page.
Look, I gotta tell you.
Look, if you're gonna do this, you gotta do it.
Look, they're gonna try to break you, okay? By trying to get you agitated.
Look, what do you say 15 thou and let's close on this?
Marines to Number One. Fall back.
Mark, we are in the only building with direct access to the street.
Mary Ann Boyd, screenwriter.
Mary, who were the last three prime ministers of Canada?
May I speak to a Mr. Kevin Harkins?
Meanwhile, some genius in our embassy was keeping a mug book. ..
Men who served in Vietnam for what they believed was right are angry.
Mesopotamia? Egypt?
MGM just capitalized for six new films.
Mike McEwan, cameraman.
Mike McEwan, eh? Heh.
Miss.
Monster movie.
Moonscape, Mars, desert, you know.
Mother of God.
Mr. Chambers?
My apologies. It just came through.
My creation.
My creation.
My father worked construction. My mother teaches elementary school.
My name is Tony Mendez. I'm from New York.
N.E. said no.
NBC's situation in Iran has changed, however.
Never give them multiple shots at a cover.
Newlyweds. They only just got there a couple months ago.
No CIA.
No language skills or in country knowledge.
No, I was screaming his name because I was fucking him.
No, I'm the writer.
No, just the pricks on our side.
No, no, no, I can't. Variety has an exclusive on that.
No, no, no, this is what, the part when we say this is so crazy it might actually work?
No, no, no! No! Canada!
No, no, this thing's an event. It's gonna be a spectacle.
No, no. It's the ship. It's the spaceship.
No, sir.
No.
No.
No.
North American accents gives us limited options.
Not gonna shred fast enough.
Not here.
Nothing gets left.
Now the United States finds itself in such bitter confrontation with the Soviet Union...
Now, imagine this:
O'Donnell.
Of course I speak Farsi.
OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE JANUARY 25, 1980
Oh, my God, Iraq is amazing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, we're shooting in Iran.
Oh, yeah. I've got a letter from the Ministry of Culture.
Okay, come on. We gotta get off the streets.
Okay, so how about the do gooders?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Tell me who you are.
Okay. Thank you.
Only this isn't a huge mistake, hopefully.
Only. Canada takes the credit, or they retaliate against the hostages.
Open the fucking door!
Or we're prepared to send in somebody to teach them.
Or you could just send in training wheels and meet them at the border with Gatorade.
Our embassy has been seized...
Our world has changed.
Pardon?
Passports came straight from Ottawa last week. They're clean.
Past about a hundred militia at the airport. That's right.
Pat and I have discussed it. It's the risk we took.
PAT Sahar knows.
Peace be upon you.
People with eyes.
Please wait here. Let's stay together.
Please, please, just take the photograph.
President Sadat of Egypt, he calls you, Imam
Probably the best thing to do for you right now would be.. .
Probably wants to fire me himself.
Pull him out!
Purser's telling Swissair they're not on the plane.
Quote's the other way around.
Rachel Dewart, production designer.
Ready to try again.
Reset! We're back to one.
Right this way, please.
Right.
Robert Baker, director.
SAHAR And upon you, sir. Welcome.
SAHAR Fine, thank you.
Sahar will be fine.
Sahar.
Sean Bissett, associate producer.
SECRETARY OF STATE'S OFFICE
Seems he was attached to star in Zulu Empire...
Send him back, just to be tortured and killed?
Seven Americans walking the bazaar is asking for a riot. It's the hive.
Show Newsom you got the balls.
Since the incident, the number of guards at the airport has doubled.
Sir, do you have this newspaper in front of you? Would you mind taking a look at it?
Sir, exfils are like abortions.
Sir, if these people can read or add.. .
Sir, the car is here.
Sir, you can call our office.
Sir! We'll be crushed! There's not enough time!
Six Americans get caught playing movie make believe...
Six Americans get pulled out of a Canadian diplomat's house and executed.. .
Six Canadians have been over there inspecting crops, making sure the kids get enough to eat.
Six people's lives depend on this.
Snake charmers, flying carpets.
Snitches in banana republics? They get them over the border after the coup.
So far official comments about the incident have been a model of restraint.
So he and his wife storm the castle.
So he can tell State he ran it by his best exfil guy.
So if the six of them...
So if they look, they'll see I didn't come into the country with six people.
So the way it looks to me
So they're just gonna give me an award and then they're gonna take it back.
So we get the Canadians to issue them passports.
So we'll see you at 2.
So you know.
So you wanna come to Hollywood and act like a big shot?
So, what crops are the do gooders inspecting under Frosty?
So, what we like for this are bicycles.
Some Americans are missing.
Some Komiteh guard is actually gonna know that?
Somebody respectable.
Somebody with one of the families talked.
Somebody's responsible...
Sometimes they go along on scouts because they want the free meals.
Sorry, pal. We're gonna be in the movie. Call my agent.
Sorry?
Sorry. Okay.
Speaks Farsi.
STAFFORD Yes, it's a fantasy story about a war in another world.
Standing room only for beheadings in the square.
STATE DEPARTMENT 7TH FLOOR
State is handling the op.
State wants the blame, we'll give it to them.
State?
Stay.
Stay.
Still no answer in L.A.
Studio Six Productions.
Studio Six.
Swissair 363, clearance for taxi?
Swissair 363, cleared for takeoff.
Swissair 363, you are cleared for takeoff.
Swissair announces final boarding for Flight 363 to Zurich.
Swissair says they picked up the tickets.
Taco?
Target audience will hate it.
Tear gas as a last resort only.
Tehran Houseguest operation is ready now. We don't have the president's go ahead.
Tell me, what channel is it on?
Thank you for what you're doing.
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
Thank you to Pat and Ken Taylor and the great nation of Canada.
Thank you, Canada.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Very respectful.
Thank you. Very respectful.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks.
That man out there has got bad cards and he is going to lose.
That slip makes a copy to the one underneath. Passenger keeps yellow, airport keeps white.
That was convincing.
That's okay. You can tell him he can have it.
That's right.
That's why I'm here.
That's your opinion, Joe.
That's your real name?
The answer to that is clear. They want their former shah.
The Argo. You know, it's the thing.
The bazaar in Tehran is one of the largest in the world.
The bullshit business, it's like coal mining.
The Canadian producers put it out there.
The Canadians are done.
The captain has informed us that we have entered Iranian airspace.
The cardinal wants all cover options on his desk Friday morning.
The carnival's a little bigger today, huh?
The exiled cleric, Ayatollah Khomeini, returned to rule Iran.
The exotic Orient.
The fire of hope stopped burning in this galaxy long ago.
The first checkpoint is just to get a look at your passports.
The function of this office is purification.. .
The guests of the Ambassador.
The hostages must be freed.
The Iranian people took to the streets outside the U.S. embassy...
The Kho maniacs are Froot Loops, but they got cousins...
The Love Boat will be seen 15 minutes from now.
The Minister of Culture and Guidance has approved your location scout.
The movie cover isn't strong enough yet. I need another week, Jack.
The numbers don't match.
The one where they're hanging people from construction cranes, Bob.
The only way out of that city is the airport. Build new cover identities for them. ..
The only way this works. ..
The op was classified, so the ceremony's classified.
The people starved.
The people working here are not diplomats.
The prime minister may come tomorrow, but the Komiteh are here today. So we have to evacuate.
The prime minister won't let the embassy be taken over.
The Revolutionary Guards keep them on 74 leashes.
The SAVAK.
The second checkpoint is immigration.
The shah did more for women's rights
The shah escaped in a 747...
The shah kept power through his ruthless internal police:
The ship is turning around.
The situation in Iran this morning is unchanged in regard to the hostages.
The six of them went out a back exit.
The six with the Canadians are coming out.
The story was told, but there are infinitely more.
The third checkpoint is the trap.
The Times and AP found out six escaped.
The U.S. Department of State hereby honors Joe Stafford. ..
The United States government considers revolutionaries as terrorists.. .
The United States government has just sanctioned your science fiction movie.
The United States is now moving toward a decision...
The villains know he is the chosen one, so they kidnap his son in the spice market.
The whole country is watching you.
The whole world is watching the embassy. They're safer than the six on the street.
The young shah was known for opulence and excess.
Then we go to the consulate and say, Hey, we wanna look at Iran too.
Then you're gonna sneak 007 over here. ..
There are no Canadians in the country for normal reasons.
There are no police.
There are only bad options.
There is no change reported in the hostage situation.
There was a breach.
There you go.
There's no prize for Most Improved.
There's something you should know.
These are the drawings that show what we will film for the movie.
These are the screenplays for your cover identities.
These cover identities were created specifically for each one of you.
These people die, they die badly. Publicly.
They accused him of being an American at the airport. They held him for an hour.
They and all others must know...
They are going to be captured.
They arrived two days ago.
They claim the embassy was a den of espionage.
They fight for their families and take back the city.
They have costumes and everything.
They knew exactly what was going to happen. They knew.
They know who they are and they know they're hiding out with the Canadians.
They know who they are and they know they're hiding out with the Canadians.
They may be cannibals, but they want health and dental.. .
They may not understand what their ordeal means to their countrymen.
They need an hour to burn the classified.
They say they're bearing too much risk. Their foreign secretary corners Vance in Brussels. ..
They shoot weapons at their enemies.
They shouldn't even let those students in that embassy there.
They want to run it by us, strictly as consultants.
They went in, as you know, under the guise of creating a motion picture film.
They'd need a support team following them with a tire pump.
They'll kill you long before prison.
They'll look for the matching white one, which doesn't exist.
They're a Canadian film crew on a location scout for a science fiction movie.
They're clear. Ha ha ha!
They're getting there.
They're hiding out in Tehran.
They're in hiding at the Canadian ambassador's residence.
They're not in the embassy. During the takeover, six people escaped.
They're not safe here.
They're offering me four times what you guys are offering me.
They're out!
They're out!
They're over the walls.
They're screaming for sci fi.
Thirty percent chance of being publicly executed?
This bazaar has been on this spot for over 8000 years.
This film crew is just yourself?
This is Bob Pender from State O.S.
This is good for me.
This is Mike McEwan, our cameraman.
This is more plausible than foreigners who wanna go be teachers in Iran.
This is not a long leasher, and it never has been, and you don't decide if it goes!
This is the best bad idea we have, sir.
This is the final boarding call for British Airways Flight 87.
This is the game, Joe. What world are you living in?
This is the Persian empire...
This is Tim. This is Mary, our screenwriter.
This is what I do. I get people out.
This way.
This way. Up here to the left.
This would be a first.
This, by the way, is the 69th day that the American hostages have been held in Tehran.
Thorough background examinations should be expected.
Those are African kids.
Three setting suns. The princess's robes fall from her body.
Through the cataracts, I grant you.
Till the dawn's early light.
Timothy Harris, location manager.
Tomorrow they'll be ready.
Tony.
Torono. Canadians don't pronounce the T.
Traffic calls them The Houseguests.
Twenty nine and 25. He's a consular officer, she's an assistant.
Two days ago.
U.S. Embassy, Iran November 4, 1979
Universal City.
Up like a carny ride.
Wait.
Waitress comes over to me, she's waving a newspaper, and she says:
WALLACE To begin with, of course...
Watch your head.
We already have credentials for the teachers.
We are a nation of 35 million.
We are looking for locations for a film.
We can go.
We can process your visa.
We cut outside to the Shidoori Dome...
We did it!
We did suicide missions in the Army that had better odds than this.
We don't know if we can trust her, so sooner is better.
We give them creds, makes them look like Ag NGOs.
We go to the bazaar today, we fly out from the airport tomorrow.
We got 10 minutes! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Everything!
We got a green light. Keep the office running until you hear otherwise.
We got a poster.
We got business cards.
We got wheels up.
We gotta go.
We had been looking for a solution to have them leave the country during the past three months.
We have intelligence they can ride bicycles.
We helped the guy torture and de ball an entire population.
We leave the six where they are. I'll go brief the president.
We made history tonight.
We need some security. Yes, it's your responsibility.
We put it out there
We should all split. I'm gonna close up my office.
We think it got shredded before they got in.
We think our housekeeper has figured out who they are.
We told them to shut that down.
We took him in. He's ours now.
We wait till the weather clears up.. .
We were as surprised as anybody.
We were just asked to sharpshoot this.
We will begin the trials and carry out the sentences.
We will never make it through immigration at the airport. I'm serious.
We won't do it.
We'll be coming through to collect any remaining alcoholic beverages.
We're a fucking spy agency! Find him!
We're gonna need a script.
We're not gonna take it anymore! We're sick of it!
We're not in the CIA.
We're together, yes. The six of us, we're from Canada.
We've got 60 in the embassy with guns to their heads right now.
We've got orders to close the embassy and go back. There's nowhere for them to stay.
We've identified back roads from the Shemiran district.
Welcome, welcome. My name is Reza Bolhani.
Well, I'm 150 years old, so you wouldn't be me for long.
Well, my guy kind of sucks.
Well, they got a bunch of actors, they're gonna read from beginning to end.
Well, they're getting the ratings, I'll say that for
Well, they've never been tested.
Well, this one's got an M.A. in English. She should be your screenwriter.
What about English teachers at the international school?
What about the six who are with the Canadians?
What about the White House?
What about tomorrow?
What are you shooting?
What does he want me here for?
What else do we have to do, all right?
What happened to your picture?
What happened?
What I know is, we need to pretend to be a movie crew.
What is it?
What the fuck, Brian?
What the hell you talking about, backstopped? What the hell's that mean?
What was the purpose of your visit?
What we are is required to follow orders.
What will be the purpose of your visit to Iran?
What you need to do is memorize everything that's inside.
What?
What's in this picture?
What's your date of birth?
What's your middle name? What's your middle name?
What's your name?
When did people first tell you that torture was going on in Iran?
When did you come to Iran?
When he runs out of lawn, Kennedy wins the primary.
When he tried to protect himself, this is what happened.
When in doubt, just shred it!
When it started in the streets nine months ago...
When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay
When you land, you should go straight to the Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance...
When you leave, they match them up. ..
When'd you get back?
When'd you get back?
Where are his kids?
Where are they?
Where do his kids go to school?
Which means that the MGM deal ain't gonna happen...
WHITE HOUSE, CHIEF OF STAFF'S OFFICE
Who has made this?!
Who signed off on this?
Who was that?
Who you are, what you are, where you've been. Complete bio.
Who you can trust with classified information.

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