Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Edit

A chance to be on the forefront in finding a cure.

A day after the arrest of 175 demonstrators.

A healthy person has between 500 and 1,500.

A little smile would go a long way.

A little too plunging by the way, I think, yes.

A mistake.

A'ight, 10.

About this trial I'm in.

Actually, I've been reading a lot about Buyers Clubs.

Actually, the FDA's given us permission

Adios, cowboy.

Adios! Get to work, lazy fucker!

Against the government and the fucking FDA, that's who.

Against who?

Ah, Mr. Wood roof.

AIDS. I got AIDS.

Ain't no denying, this one means business.

Ain't this a little ridiculous? You said it.

All right, call me back.

All right, check Amsterdam, China and Israel,

All right, check ya later. All right.

All right, first off, flush that shit down the toilet.

All right, guys, hang in there,

All right, including me.

All right, look, people can live with this disease

All right, Miss Man, what you got?

All right, see ya in a little bit, Miss Alaska, Miss Louisiana.

All right, start with Amsterdam.

All right, this is a combination of AZT,

All right! It's enough!

All right? All right.

All right? You're gonna hafta sign a waiver.

All right.

All right. See you there.

All that fine Hollywood pussy just all being wasted

Ambulance coming?

An eight second ride. Let's go, cowboy!

And a blessed day to you, sir.

And a blessed day to you, sir. Have a blessed day.

And bottle and rib eyes.

And direct interference with a drug whose own agency

And for the hundredth time, just take a fucking look at my research.

And has no lasting effect on HIV blood levels.

And here I'm gonna need your complete medical history,

And here's your ticket.

And I can't either, I'm sorry.

And I have no idea what he does outside this hospital.

And I know I speak for everyone at Avonex when I say

And I'd like to repay that debt,

And I'm not the only one.

And I'm telling my patients to stay away from here.

And if you fit the profile, then yes.

And improper labeling.

And it helped Ian a little in the beginning.

And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,

And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,

And its administering physicians

And making it available for the public as soon as possible.

And maybe go talk about your feelings, your concerns.

And my dad said that studying history was a waste of time,

And now you've got AIDS

And now, here's one of those top bulls,

And pick up any remaining cups and glasses.

And that the National Institute of Mental Health,

And that's the least of my fucking problems, lady.

And these are your test results.

And they got AL721 over in Israel.

And they got this DDC in France,

And they published this study that was conducted in France

And they tell me I got some kind of HIV virus. Shit.

And they tell me I had chlamydia.

And this is Peptide T.

And watch over that fucking monkey.

And what is going on?

And who you eat.

And y'all are all up there afraid

And you get all the meds you want.

And you smuggle in a two year supply.

And you stole my prescription pad, Ron,

And you, you bring a fucking army.

And you're just taking it without any medical surveillance,

And you've also got a full spectrum of...

Anemia, cancer,

Any and all non FDA approved drugs or supplements.

Anyone who plays cards like you ain't got five grand, anyhow.

Anything to declare?

Anything to declare? WOMAN: No, nothing.

Anyway, I was around it a lot, the electrician part.

Are gonna die within six months.

Are gonna die within six months.

Are willing to accept the greater risk

Are you ashamed of me, 'cause I hadn't realized that.

Are you fuckin' high again?

Arright, Clinto,

As a matter of fact, if you heard anything, hear anything in his office

As a treatment for cancer.

As did the AZT.

As large AIDS clinics, and get this.

At FDA headquarters outside Washington,

At the cost of $10,000 per year, per patient,

At the Dallas Forth Worth International Airport.

Avonex Industries say they've just released it for testing.

Avonex Industries. You didn't see the memo?

Avonex stock jumped a whopping 12 percent today on the news.

Azidothymidine, or AZT, was originally developed

AZT helps eradicate the virus.

AZT is the most expensive drug ever marketed.

AZT?

Back the fuck off, Tinkerbell.

Based on your health, on your condition, on all the evidence we have,

Be my guest.

Beautiful.

Because it's a year later, and look who's still here.

Because we need to know what's going on before you...

Because we're not gonna have any legitimate data.

Being sold for dog food, huh?

Besides, I got a plan.

Besides, I made a deal.

Better. T cell count's improving.

Bitches. Plural.

Bless your little heart. Shut up.

Blocked the entrances to the FDA complex.

Bone marrow depletion, seizures,

Breathe.

Business partner.

But after eight months?

But do you understand where I'm coming from? You...

But I had to take a shot, didn't I?

But I need help.

But I want somebody else's sometimes.

But I'm off it now, look at me. I'm here. Feeling great.

But if you don't have a search warrant, you ain't coming in.

But membership is $400 a month.

But some of these people need to be in the hospital.

But that is interpreted as medical care that is approved

But that's not the law.

But they don't know if they can afford to switch.

But we would like to impress upon you the gravity of your situation.

But what is lacking here is legal authority to intervene.

But when the drug is proven to work,

But why can't you be a better friend to yourself?

But, hey, who gives a shit though, right?

By a hundred dollar hooker before you can

By the Food and Drug Administration.

C'mon in, it's a fucking bore out here!

C'mon in.

C'mon man! No shit!

C'mon, buddy, what's your problem?

C'mon, Evey, you know there ain't no helping me.

C'mon!

C'mon! Back off! Or I'll arrest all of you!

C'mon. I'll get you home.

Call a fucking ambulance.

Call it! Fuck!

Call me a motherfucking faggot.

Calm the nerves, brother.

Can I have your passport please?

Can I read a copy of the study?

Can you get me AZT?

Can you get some for me?

Can you prove these are patients?

Can you prove they're not?

Cheap son of a bitch. I'm tryin'.

Check him in.

Check this out.

Check us out, here's my information.

Claim most people are feeling better, and fewer people are dying.

Clap your hands, stomp your feet, make some noise!

Clap your hands, stomp your feet!

Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Make some noise!

Clear? I got a starter pack.

CLINT: Twenty time.

Cocaine, alcohol, methamphetamine,

Come on, sir. Let's go.

Congratulations.

Cowboy, you coming in?

D'ya hear Rock Hudson was a cock sucker?

D'you sell your ass?

D'you understand me?

Dallas Mercy is one of the proposed sites.

Damn it.

David, listen.

DAVID: That's what I'm telling you, I can't get it back.

DAVID: We lost. (SIGHS)

David!

Deal?

Deal.

Deal.

Dealing in pharmaceutical drugs is illegal.

Denise, get in here!

Do I look like someone who takes vacations?

Do not use the word we.

Do you like this dress, 'cause I think the neckline's a little plunging.

Doc?

Does it not drive you just a little bit crazy

Does not state that you have the right

Don't let him kill you! Don't let him fucking kill you!

Don't let him pump that shit in you!

Don't listen to those cocksuckers.

Don't piss 'em off. If there's a fine, we'll pay it.

Don't threaten me, motherfucker.

Don't.

Dr. Browning, I understand, all right,

Dr. Eve's good though, right?

Dr. See vard.

Dr. Wood roof's orders.

Dumbass spic. How'd ya get your leg in there?

During which time, the hospital

Early studies have shown that this can help with all that.

Eat that motherfucker! Mmm?

Eight seconds, and look at this. Hey! Hey!

Electrician. An electrician?

Eliminating symptoms with some of these new drugs.

Enjoy the view!

EVE: He didn't call, leave a message?

EVE: Mr. Wood roof?

EVE: Mr. Woodroof? Ron?

EVE: You've had a blood transfusion.

Eve!

Eve!

Even with this new rule from the FDA.

Ever hear of Peptide T?

Everyone get with that man, c'mon!

Excuse me, you need to wait outside.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Father, passport please. (CLEARS THROAT)

Fever, hearing loss, impotence, neuropathy.

Fifty bucks?

Fifty? Yeah, 50.

Fill out an application and go through the process.

Find me 2O more, cut you in.

Five grand. What?

Five percent.

Fixes that, too. No, I remember these.

For about a year, a group of patients

For dementia, which I have.

For when I come back across the border.

Four hundred dollars a month in dues,

Four one thousand.

Fourteen hours on a plane

From getting the HIV.

Fuck all y'all!

Fuck no, they didn't.

Fuck off and go back to your bed.

Fuck off, Wood roof!

Fuck off.

Fuck the virus! Dr. Saks, you know this.

Fuck y'all, man.

Fuck you say?

Fuck you!

Fuck you! You gonna cuff me or not?

Fuck you.

Fuck, no.

Fuck!

Fuck! You okay?

Fuck. Like I got AIDS.

Fuck's your problem?

Fucker.

Fuckin' high?

Fuckin' kiddin' me?

Fucking 30 day motherfuckers. Let me give y'all a little newsflash.

Fucking chinks, homos, herbs, hot nurses.

Fucking faggots.

Fucking hospitals man, mixed up my blood samples.

Full house. Jacks over threes.

Gentlemen, I'm gonna need y'all

Germany, they got this Dextran Sulfate, a'ight?

Get it. Get it.

Get me a goddamn sissy judge. Just figure it out.

Get me another beer will you, sweetheart?

Get out, both of you.

Get some rest.

Get the fuck outta here,

Get the fuck outta my car.

Get the fuck outta my car.

Get them smokies a round of beers, will you?

Get your shit together.

Gets either the drug or a placebo.

Gimme a shot of cactus and a Bud back.

Gimme that.

Give the man a helping hand.

Give the placebo patients new blood, they'll feel better, too.

Go on back to your miserable life.

Go to hell.

Go to San Francisco.

God damn it!

God damn it.

God damn it.

God damn it.

God damn it.

God damn, I like your style, Hiroshi.

God damn.

God damn.

God damn.

God sure was dressing the wrong doll

God, you got nice feet.

Goddammit, he spit on my face.

Good day.

Good doing business with you.

Good job, boys, great stuff. It's how they got Al Capone isn't it?

Good to be back in the USA.

Good.

Good.

Got any idea who might have tipped them off?

Got kinda good at it.

Guess who paid me a little visit today. Who?

Guess who's going to Mexico looking for a hot date, huh?

Hand to God, I promise to take every single one of these pills myself.

Handle your business, huh?

Hang on a second. We were just getting somewhere.

Hard to say how much I missed y'alls ugly mugs.

Has found to be non toxic.

Have a good day. Thank you.

Have a good time, enjoy ourselves.

Have a good time, girls.

Have fun, boys.

Have my new Caddy at the airport for when I get back,

Have you ever engaged in homosexual conduct?

He came in here once for advice

He did change his address recently.

He didn't die from one day of AZT,

He died from the disease as a whole.

He got dragged out in a goddamn garbage bag!

He has grown up, my Lord!

He is helping you, I have AIDS.

He said hi to you, shake his hand.

He was a hell of a lot better drinker.

He was my friend, too!

He was.

He with the most honey attracts the most bees.

He'll play ball with us.

He's actually getting worse.

He's an actor, dumb ass! You ever seen North by Northwest?

He's illegal.

He's just on morphine now.

Hell, somebody thought I was good enough at it

Hello sir, bring us your best bottle of Cabernet.

Here, drink this, darlin'. Drink this.

Here, let me get you some water.

Here, pass these around, would you?

Here.

Here's $20.

Here's some information about HIV and AIDS

Hey, c'mon. We don't want any trouble, all right?

Hey, Chelsea!

Hey, everybody!

Hey, I got ya! Sir, step out of the road.

Hey, it's your first time, right?

Hey, Neddie Jay!

Hey, nice warm hug?

Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!

Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!

Hey, Ron, I don't want no trouble, all right?

Hey, Ron.

Hey, Salt, hello, Pepper.

Hey, say Clinto, where are you hanging your pants these days?

Hey, T.J., this is Rayon. Rayon, T.J.

Hey, thanks for coming.

Hey, they're big pharma reps, they're not doctors.

Hey, what say, T.J.?

Hey, you thinking anymore about Saudi Arabia?

Hey!

Hey! I got it!

Hey?

Hey.

Hi, I'm Rayon.

Hi.

His leg's caught in the drill.

Hmm?

Hold on, I said hold on!

Hold on, you just stay right here, okay?

Homo? Did you say homo?

Hook 'em up.

How 'bout that size, huh?

How can I get some of this?

How can I help you, Mr. Barkley?

How it got in your blood.

How long do you see the trial going on?

How much can I buy from you?

How much he paying you?

How much I can take off your hands.

How much is on each bottle.

How much you want?

How the shit d'you care if people eat plants?

How you doin', man?

How'd they get permission to go straight to human trial?

How's he doing anyway?

How's Mom?

How's that strike your fancy?

Huh? All right.

I ain't no faggot, motherfucker!

I ain't ready to crawl in a corner. I just ain't fucking ready.

I am so sorry but we are no longer allowed

I am sorry. I know you've come a long way.

I appreciate your honesty.

I bet that didn't surprise anybody.

I can go a month, a week, however you want to do it.

I can handle your insults, but five percent?

I can imagine.

I can't get my cock up, all that shit.

I can't split my dose in thirds.

I can't wait 'til tomorrow.

I coulda charged him 20.

I do not wanna know what that is for.

I do not.

I don't even hafta water them.

I don't even know no fucking faggots.

I don't have all day.

I don't have enough cash in my pocket to make it worth their while.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't use drugs.

I don't use drugs.

I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna die. You're not gonna die.

I FedEx it to Seattle to my lab there, and they test it for me.

I feel better, I wanted to thank you.

I get back home, I had fucking crabs.

I got a fucking jackhammer in my head,

I got a little something called Peptide T, it's gonna fix you right up.

I got cash.

I got it, I got it.

I got it. I got it. That's it.

I got the cash!

I got you the paperwork for your corporation.

I got your 20 in the trunk.

I got your dollar.

I gotta ask you if you can watch what you say around him,

I gotta sue the hospital to get my medicine?

I guess I didn't make the cut.

I guess you're handsome in a Texas hick, white trash, dumb kinda way.

I happen to have cancer.

I have questions about the drug's safety, David.

I hear you.

I hear you. Well, had to give it a shot.

I just wanna...

I kinda figured you might rain on my party,

I know the statistics.

I know the statistics.

I know this can be a very scary thing,

I know you're probably feeling overwhelmed right now,

I know, I know.

I know. I hope he's okay, too. It's been too long. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)

I like your shoes.

I like your style, Doc!

I look like a rodent to you?

I mean, God damn, people are dying,

I mean, I got one life right? Mine.

I mean, I know, like, you like everything perfect.

I met somebody who's been very kind to me

I need an ambulance. I'mma shut it down.

I need more of that cocktail shit you got.

I need security on the fourth floor right away.

I need to see Dr. Sevard.

I need you to check out the internationals.

I need you to leave, let's go.

I need you to tell me where you obtained AZT from.

I need you to write me some 'scriptions

I promise you that I will try my very best.

I respect that you're learning about your illness,

I said grab me a cold one, sugarcakes.

I see you found our stash!

I signed myself out.

I sold my life insurance policy.

I still fucking live here!

I Still got HIV?

I still live here, you hear me?

I suggest you try it out

I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes?

I swear to God!

I swear, Ray,

I take 33 pills a day.

I tell them I got a fucking cough,

I think they'd look nice on me.

I thought you knew.

I took him off it as you instructed.

I understand. They shut your lab down. What can I say?

I wanna buy some.

I wanna file a restraining order.

I want all my HIV patients on the asymptomatic study

I want it to mean somethin'.

I want kids.

I want you to mean it.

I was good at science

I was not aware of the regulation two weeks ago.

I will hang this. I'm gonna hang this.

I will take your drugs and I will burn them. You're done.

I won't.

I would like to turn it over to my colleague from the CDC to talk about prevention.

I wouldn't know where to start.

I'll be a beautiful angel.

I'll be in my office.

I'll bet you're surprised to see me.

I'll catch up with you all, all right?

I'll give you $150 a month,

I'll have more in a week. Until then, watch what you eat

I'll knock your teeth so far in your goddamn throat

I'll say what goes in my body, not you.

I'll whip your fucking ass, boy.

I'm a sick man.

I'm busy, now get the fuck outta my car.

I'm cool.

I'm done with you.

I'm Dr. Sevard.

I'm Dr. Sevard.

I'm dying.

I'm eatin' healthy, and you should too.

I'm givin' them away, for free by selling memberships.

I'm gonna be DOA.

I'm gonna be pretty, if it's the last thing I do.

I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna prescribe a regimen of vitamins as well as the mineral zinc,

I'm gonna use this to give you that sex change you've been hopin' for.

I'm looking for AZT.

I'm not running a goddamn charity.

I'm Rayon.

I'm Richard Barkley from the Food and Drug Administration office.

I'm so glad that you came. We're gonna fix you up.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm sorry, this case is hereby dismissed.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Mr. Woodroof, I'm not changing my mind.

I'm suing you for attempted murder.

I'm talking about symptoms and survival.

I've been looking for you, Lonestar.

I've got a briefcase full of cash right here.

I've gotta go. Where you coming from?

Ian, you look like a two dollar bill.

If I can't trust you, it is my business.

If I don't trust the white coat

If I got one fucking chance, show me a sign.

If I really thought you were interested, I'd tell you.

If I want in, will you sell me some?

If it is shit, I got it, don't I?

If it sucks, I got it.

If we get the slightest indication that

If you don't mind. Thank you.

If you have a product that you want tested,

If you need more inspiration,

If you tell me what the problem is, maybe I can help you.

If you want to discuss your list of problems,

If you're a member, you get the meds.

If you're abusing it like you did,

If you're abusing it like you did,

If you're not a member, you don't. Got it?

If you're not gonna look or buy a dance, you could at least tip me.

Immediately life threatening conditions,

In having a cop for a son.

In Mexico, a doctor, he has some.

In short, I'm happy to say that help may finally be on the way.

In the meantime, we could try the bank.

In which we administered AZT to infected lab animals.

Initial findings suggested increased CD4 counts,

Interferon?

Interferon.

IRS. They're trying to run me out of town.

Is better than anything else that's been tested.

Is that a no? Mmm.

Is that better?

Is that Marcus from Home Ec?

Is to determine if AZT is helping people.

Isn't he cute?

Isn't it also the case that there were some

It acts as an antiviral, similar to AZT, but less toxic.

It can cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.

It does state that you have a right

It does.

It doesn't exist.

It kills every cell it comes in contact with.

It sure the fuck is my business.

It was shelved clue to lack of anti cancer efficacy and toxicity.

It wasn't a choice, Dad.

It'll build up your immune system.

It's a Muslim country. Can't fuck the women.

It's a protein, totally non toxic.

It's a very serious offense.

It's all about the mind.

It's all lip service.

It's all part of America's number one spectator event, bull riding!

It's another babe for your wall of shame.

It's as simple as that, I promise you, doll. C'mon, try it with me.

It's bad news.

It's better, I got it. It's good. I'll work that for you.

It's bull ride time!

It's bull ride time! Let's bull ride!

It's bull riding time!

It's called a newspaper. Right there. It's a shame, ain't it?

It's cranberry mocha, it's for the holidays.

It's dropping white blood cells in a lot of my patients.

It's good. It's good.

It's improperly labeled.

It's Marc Bolan, silly.

It's processed, put it back.

It's protein, it's good for you.

It's that motherfucker who's got the fucking problem.

It's the only way to know if a drug works.

It's totally left up to chance,

It's what I've been giving you since you got here.

It's what the fuck I'm saying, man.

It's where I got the idea.

Japanese doctors would be the only ones who can make the purchase.

Jesus Christ, I'm straight. All right?

Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking idiot!

Jesus fucking Christ.

Jesus fucking Christ. Maria?

Jesus, fucking faggots everywhere.

Jesus.

JUDGE: The constitution, specifically the Ninth Amendment,

Just by touching someone, or queers get it.

Just can't imagine how disappointed he must be

Just gimme time to catch my breath, will you?

Just hope you had your coffee. Sunshine today. It's gonna be mid 80$...

Just look at the handsome man sitting across the table from you,

Just need to slow it down a little bit.

Just promise me you'll show up for the rest of the trial.

Just show me a fucking sign.

KELLY: Bye, cowboy.

Kind of a gypsy woman.

Know I coulda killed you, huh?

Let me hear you, c'mon. Whoop it up.

Let me see that preacher's daughter's pussy.

Let's get this straight. Membership, 400 bucks.

Let's just do this quickly so I can get the fuck out.

Liked to open shit up, check out the insides,

Listen, I'm gonna hafta call you back.

Listen, I'm onto something new.

Listen, Tinkerbell, unless you got more cash or new clients,

Long time, no see.

Longer than they're saying, right?

Look at me. What d'you see, huh?

Look at this place.

Look at you, you're a fucking mess!

Look here, how 'bout this stuff overseas, huh?

Look, I'm gonna stay on the domestic side, all right,

Look, I'm no scientist, but shit...

Look, if I don't get it by the end of the week, I wanna file a lawsuit.

Look, if it's about money. I could make it worth your while, all right?

Look, we're gonna have to recoup it

Looking to poison yourself?

Looks like you got a bunch of pissed off customers.

Looks real promising, and I need to ask you a favor.

Lots of customers here, darling.

M r. Wood roof?

M r. Wood roof.

M r. Wood roof.

M r. Wood roof.

Make some noise! It's your event, the one you paid to see.

Making you susceptible to infection.

MAN 1: Hold it!

MAN 1: We don't have that long.

MAN 2: We're dead, right?

MAN 2: You get back here, you motherfucker!

MAN ON PA: Hey, I've got a question for everybody, who wants to bull ride? Hey!

MAN ON PA: Yes, indeed, the number one spectator event.

MAN ON RADIO: A beautiful day in Dallas, Texas.

MAN: Get out of the road, jackass!

MAN: Honey, you don't have the slightest chance.

MAN: I got the money.

MAN: I understand what you're saying,

MAN: Son of a bitch!

MAN: What about Dextran Sulfate?

MAN: Yeah.

Maybe one day, you'll get off your ass and do your fucking job!

Means we were unapproved, now we're illegal.

Medical research.

Meds and the treatments are free,

Merely unapproved.

Michael and Ian, the happiest couple in the entire universe.

Mister?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Shit, I hear you can get that

Mmm hmm. That's right. I'm signing up.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom was a painter.

Most of them need new blood.

Mr. Wood roof!

Mr. Wood roof. Now don't try and con me.

Mr. Woodroof, could you just...

Mr. Woodroof, have you ever used intravenous drugs?

Mr. Woodroof, I assure you that that would be a waste of your precious time.

Mr. Woodroof, I have a court order permitting us to confiscate

Mr. Woodroof, I wouldn't want you

Mr. Woodroof, I'm afraid that you are nothing more

Mr. Woodroof, I'm moved to compassion by your plight,

Mr. Woodroof, if you could listen to me for a moment.

Mr. Woodroof, please get back in the bed.

Mr. Woodroof, you think you're clever?

Mr. Woodroof. You need to wait outside.

Mr. Yamata, I have to go, I'm gonna call you back, okay? Yes. Arigato.

Murderer. You're a murderer! Security!

Must have mixed up my blood samples

Must have mixed up my blood samples

My dad was an electrician, pretty darn good one, too.

My entire inventory.

My friend is paying me to split my dose with him,

My God!

My life depends on them, son.

My lungs are bleeding, my skin's crawling,

Nah, I don't want none of that faggot blood on me.

Nah, that there comes in a box of AZT, a list of the side effects.

Nah, the AZT's what was helping me.

Nah, you keep that, Nurse Ratched.

Nah. Sorry lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.

Need your phone numbers,

Nice restaurant, beautiful woman,

Nine to five, come on, make some noise!

Ninety six percent of the people in the USA who have AIDS today

No shit?

No wonder Rayon is dead.

No, I ain't selling them no more,

No, I can't do shit, you speak fucking English, motherfucker.

No, I'm a fucking doctor!

No, I'm saying cocaine made you more susceptible,

No, no, I just...

No, no, no. Rayon.

No, no, not you. That snake you work for, that's my prime candidate.

No, no, off the Caddy.

No, nothing.

No, sir, nada.

No, you stick it in, pussy.

No, you're the fucking drug dealer.

No!

No! Figure it out yourself.

No! Rayon! Trust me you need...

No. A'ight? You ain't got the money, you don't join the club.

No. No, no, no, no. I don't want a nurse.

Non toxic drug that I got proof works,

None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.

None of your business.

Nope.

Nope. Thank you.

Not after you've just coughed your lungs all over it.

Not approved.

Not embarrassing me?

Not even doctors are allowed to know.

Not exactly. What are you doing here?

Not like I'm gonna need it anyway.

Not one fucking MD will write me a script.

Not one. Motherfuckers.

Not prevent them from getting help.

Now here's a couple of the government's finest right there, huh?

Now I may not need 'em, but if I do, then I'll have 'em.

Now look here, memberships are high, so is demand,

Now you got chronic pneumonia, among other things.